/r/BoneAppleTea [Ft. CallMeCarson]

I really love uploading KZbin videos! Excel in the shore!
MERCH: soothouse.bigca...
CallMeCarson: / thebluecrewpros
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh

[@CommandoCDN]

“I think I have Claim India” - Britian 1858

[@thekingwhostitches]

Britain

[@rokai7317]

@@thekingwhostitches brintain

[@peeonthepenski4729]

Yeast India trading coompany

[@Honnneeee]

Braintan

[@vivipilled]

best comment 2020

[@hoverexe6753]

Shut house and Calming Arson are perfect

[@toxic_shr00m]

I have a theory that people aren't liking this because they don't realize it's ironic. But I have a fear that it isn't ironic.

[@anonymous.t6649]

😩👌

[@jackmclean9529]

'Calming Arson'

[@GDRunny]

@Drogon im dumb asf

[@rosefeltch6313]

Ah yes, the relaxing sounds of a burning building

[@harroogabutagain468]

“What does Sussex mean?” “That’s the continent you’re on right?” I died

[@danharold5055]

imagining him realizing its a chicken, shouldve been in the video... XD daz one big ass chicken

[@redacted5221]

what’s sussex?

[@cannellaorso4171]

@@redacted5221 it is a county in England

[@redacted5221]

@Cannella Orso ah, ok

[@rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462]

Sus *sex*

[@cheezkid2689]

Carson said "I smell like his colon now." in such a murderer voice

[@bawicz0]

What does conol mean

[@bawicz0]

@Robert Holder 25 like this? ->🐔🐓

[@cheezkid2689]

@@bawicz0 If you're asking what "colon" means, it's an organ inside of your body. The posts they were reading meant to say "cologne," which is a spray-on thing to make you smell nice. It's like perfume for men.

[@cheezkid2689]

@Robert Holder 25 That's colonel. Yes, pronounced "kernel." It's a very high rank in the many militaries, like the US military, just under General.

[@bawicz0]

@@cheezkid2689 ok then i like colonen

[@anisia3575]

I'm in a constant state of Missouri

[@Nemonowoa739]

i'm in two states of Missouri

[@shadedizzy]

You shouldn't tell people where you live on the in her net

[@snastehsketlen5852]

C0ND4WG Hey man me too

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

ain't that a flatsound album

[@connorbrutuskat4262]

constant state of ohio

[@mangocoffee510]

"You guys know what Missouri is?" "Yeah it's my favorite Stephen King novel."

[@yootdoot]

Mary Moore oooooooooOooooOh scary

[@allthingsunknown]

Lol

[@altersox3988]

Aw shit does that mean I don't exist

[@chuckled125]

As someone who lives in Missouri, I'd be more surprised if Will legitimately did know what Missouri is

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

I was thinking Last Of Us was set in Missouri at some point but no it is Georgia.

[@GoldKnightProduction]

Plot twist; they weren't trying to write 'cologne'.

[@biglez9054]

This comment keeps me up at night

[@vnyggi621]

@@biglez9054 one of them tweeted that she actually meant what she said

[@shagabear2077]

Insert surprised pikachu face

[@Tuna-High-Roller]

*smells colon

[@lillie9622]

???

[@otisjoi]

why does KZbin love putting things in my recommended during the worst times

[@starcastic1933]

IKR 😭😭

[@failedfandom5938]

I know!!! :'(

[@the_choseperson4415]

F

[@blood4funfetti]

SAME SBXHSVVSVR 🐭

[@AndroidFanatic]

@Jenna Martin Carson when he was 19 exchanged nudes with a 17 year old, and some snowflakes think that is bad enough to cancel him even though the age of consent in their state is 16...

[@macawesomebird3383]

I still worry how people forget about the Hall of Cost. That's where all our taxes came from, man.

[@theozone1st182]

Or even nining leven, the greet us gross hurry store

[@Shierajackylnsword]

Or Hero chima that was devestating

[@bigdaddy7956]

Hey don’t forget about the stabbing of calumbind

[@bobthet-rex2718]

O sama Ben lad in Just killing brain cells don`t mind me.

[@mintysherbert4293]

BobTheT-rex osama bin ladder*

[@brunolambie663]

Man i didn't know Suit Hose made videos with Calmy Car Son

[@AA-ge6vo]

Fem did you mean sooth ouse

[@crystal_the_mean5566]

Actually get it right, it's meth house

[@Guntherandross]

I think you mean Clammy Carlson

[@am-xy6sz]

@@AA-ge6vo r/whooooosh

[@am-xy6sz]

@Smith why would u want to get rid of rihanna

[@ruki4929]

note to self: invest in cologne. and/or screen for colon cancer.

[@babbitgoezboom]

Nah incest in colon Not*

[@traelonin]

99% of cologne is awful. Even the pricey ones.

[@defaultmate]

@@traelonin Colon*

[@ThePhantom4516]

JoyCon Boyz Forever you probably think $30 is pricey

[@ohboy1113]

Stupid people: saying “Bon Appetit” wrong Wilbur: saying “boneappletea” wrong Edit: please come back Shithouse

[@dejavuallways]

amen

[@user-mn7uo9ch4b]

amen

[@windtraffic2955]

amen

[@jacopolobianco]

amen

[@rainbowthedragoncat6768]

amen

[@ryandthatsit6323]

The gazebo effect: when it's raining but you don't get wet

[@cakemello]

@@jameslong8100 1 week and no reply

[@lugoorstar]

10 months and 4 reply

[@_chifalafel]

11 months and 5 replies

[@punchy207]

happens to me all the time

[@namehere7309]

*Me in a house*

[@Mono-hz9es]

Momma Mia Here i go again My my- I think i have Clam India

[@nicolageorgiev4350]

That's what I was thinking when I saw the thumbnail

[@ellalutt1434]

why does this go well 👀

[@waltrz]

Oh noe! Whaaaaaaaaaa

[@callmecoco9199]

Oh no not clam India again

[@rvtar34]

Momma mia dose it show a gain my my just howl much eye miss ya

[@GeorgeHarold1]

I can't believe that they think MARIO was the one who said "Spaghetti" instead of Luigi.

[@SC-ce3vp]

Luigi? Don't you mean Green Mario.

[@illogicalGhost]

this is luigi erasure

[@bratatouille]

#luigilivesmatter

[@ditchencatastrophic5951]

"I hope she made lots-a Spaghetti!"

[@mooganify]

lts a stone Luigi, you didnt make that.

[@jacksonbarber5561]

4:00 when my sister was 6 years old and she heard this song on the radio she though the song said "release mommy duck"

[@rubysrandomlair1522]

The mommy duck shall be *R E L E A S E D*

[@theoddtrashcan7104]

RELEASE MOMMY DUCK

[@Cardinalt]

**boss music starts**

[@seekerlemm875]

*R E L E A S E H I M*

[@Evelot]

1:06 He literally just did a boneappletea saying boneappletea

[@GemA2Gen]

*T E E T H*

[@hell6295]

someone should have made a joke about that

[@GippyHappy]

bone app the teeth

[@tomri6909]

they should’ve made a joke about that huh

[@renameagain5808]

Muscle banana coffee

[@jjsb1783]

0:54 I wanna believe that the caprison misspelling was part of the guy's joke.

[@matthewplayspiano7053]

It’s not a misspelling it’s meant to be the drink

[@redking36]

Are you sure the would think Capricorn is called Caprisun?

[@ElysianAura]

@@redking36 no, because the joke would be him making fun of them and implying they are too dumb to know it is Capricorn

[@2simmers739]

It is, it’s a joke

[@fake12396]

80% of that place is basically intentional misspelling or autocorrect

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

when any of the soots read: **silence** when the carson reads: **outbursts of laughter from the soots**

[@strwberryjim6403]

*t h e a m e r i c a n*

[@珍珠奶茶]

the soots LMAO

[@珍珠奶茶]

@@fexilsehn6445 BRUH i just realized what op's name is

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

jesus christ *hello jesus*

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

haha i love all the people talking about violin i don't watch twoset or whatever it's called but i like that i always get at least one reply that's "LING LING YOU HAVENT PRACTICED FOR 40 HOURS YET"

[@MickShoemaker17]

Callmecarson: *is featured in a video before 2021* Everyone: oMg omG thAt diDnt Age wElL hahHAhahAHhHaha

[@taxevasion4870]

Same with all of pyro's old stuff

[@elnickel815]

Using that logic Carson birth didn't age well either. You know none of carsons old friends aged well either. Hell, Carson is on the earth. THE EARTH DIDNT AGE WELL EITHER. God I'm tired of seeing shit like that everywhere.

[@gempjef1635]

Carsons girlfriend didnt age enough lmao

[@axelotlee_]

i miss him💔 i hope he’s safe

[@kiwi3310]

@@taxevasion4870 ehh, he wasn't in the wrong, I still watch him

[@bugjams]

Dammit now I understand why I’m artistic and gay :( my parents vaccinated me

[@chugiron4698]

Im sorry you're in so much Missouri

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

Mood

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

Why the :( one is good and the other is a neutral trait, still thats not what vaccines should do, unless you are so artistic you artfully make a medicine or something.

[@hell6295]

Dan and Christine Harbour thanks for ruining the joke.

[@ulrike4852]

checkmate im autistic, artistic, and gay

[@pittagiiya]

5:41 "I love it, it turn-- it _gets me going"_ I'm sorry, what?

[@sourgreendolly7685]

You either love the sound of a good keyboard or you’ll never understand 😂

[@イレ-t8x]

It's called ASMR

[@hushtheseus]

I thought he was gonna say it turns me on 😂😂😂

[@pansexual_pumpkin]

@@hushtheseus same

[@pongo1342]

Leah Geary that was the joke

[@cristianbates5076]

Soot House: "Remember when Mario saying 'spaghetti' was like...the pinnacle of humor?" Me, who knows it was Luigi: *visible confusion*

[@midnightgamer-21]

Lol

[@user-fe8gx3ie5v]

There's a video of a fat kid saying he was going to act like Mario in real life, and he says "Spaghetti."

[@myselfawesomedude1053]

Calming arson is cancered

[@kanyeeast3071]

They was pretty much the same age tho

[@jagp135]

@@kanyeeast3071 it's not the age it's the fact that he groomed her

[@kanyeeast3071]

@@jagp135 but no he didn't, it was completely consensual in the screenshots and she even made the first move

[@jagp135]

@@kanyeeast3071 I don't know if you even saw the other screenshots but he went on to say some nasty shit and he didn't even have to reply in the first place.

[@myselfawesomedude1053]

I don’t make the rules he’s just cancered

[@michaelsinger5851]

The caprisun one is entirely intentional that’s the point of the joke

[@GippyHappy]

Yeah but it's still funny so it fits the sub. A lot of subs have ironic stuff mixed in.

[@markchinguz4401]

@@GippyHappy it was my post actually. I knew it was ironic

[@DoodleZoo]

frank jonker hey i saw you in tf2

[@DoodleZoo]

@PutDatCookiehDown! ey im famous now

[@darkchocospy7080]

@PutDatCookiehDown! hey i saw you in tf4

[@traceyjacobsen8544]

I'm only 16 but my back aches like an 80 year old with- ARTHUR WRITE THIS!!!

[@Alexander-vm2ox]

ye. almost like hes not able to type anymore and hes shouting Arthur to write for him

[@lsswappedcessna]

LUMBAGO

[@yourneighborhoodmegalomaniac]

Λr†hur OwO

[@emilylikesadvocados7878]

And I think I have early onset oldtimers

[@hazee03]

arthritis*

[@yeethittter1285]

"Bone apple teeth" r/boneappletea

[@blurrycryptid]

yeet hitter it’s kind of conflating two different ones. The subreddit is called “bone apple tea” but another one that I saw once, and that I think is even funnier, is “bone app the teeth”

[@jaysonklein6018]

Bone smack the teeth.

[@nsxzlaz8569]

Boneappleteath

[@neoshinryu]

Wait, is boneappletea actually "bon appetit"?

[@yeethittter1285]

@@neoshinryu yes

[@salmonellq2981]

"Ya'll acting like just now the world is getting messed up" Uploaded: 1 year ago *foreshadowing noises*

[@kennystevens2923]

haha funny coronavirus

[@kate9439]

Shit really do be fucked huh

[@noeleen.]

AAHHHHH

[@TheGearsgames]

Minecraft cave sounds*

[@Kat-j19347]

Tf is a foreshadowing noise

[@shayla4007]

“It’s gonna be large, it’s gonna be good, And people are gonna have sex on it”

[@Skye-ve6tc]

How to sell any product, if only I knew this when I had a job in sales.

[@max1tax1]

*the desired Chris penis*

[@1tylerq127]

Trump's border wall?

[@nonameaccount7773]

o h n o t h e l i n k i s a c t i v e

[@Scoopski_Potato]

I’ll take “What is my d!ck” for one thousand, Alex. JK I don’t even have one. :(

[@synflwr]

What's a gangsters favorite food? Spaghetto.

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

I thought that was the favorite food of a Jewish Italian person...

[@thomasjones6907]

When somebody touch your spaghetto and now you gotta bust a cap in his ass

[@fuyuki_alt]

@@CWINDOWSsystem32 No, that's Pizzconcentration camp.

[@fuyuki_alt]

@@Reduuu I do know a certain blond gay mafia boy.

[@fuyuki_alt]

@Aurelius I feel like I'm getting woooosh'd, am I getting woooosh'd?

[@guywhodoesstuff3314]

"My bf just sprayed his colon on me 😍"

[@blend0ne.]

Ranged Attack

[@Robsidians]

ComputerBoy slurp it up

[@prophswrld]

forbidden soup

[@msfritz9158]

SQUIRTLE used WATER GUN.

[@louhub3769]

hold up

[@pastelsadist4263]

Will: We have CallmeCarson with us My brain: * loudly plays curb your enthusiasm *

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

Wait explain that last line please

[@pastelsadist4263]

@@fuzzystudiosofficial it's an old memd template, look up curb your enthusiasm meme on youtube.

[@cowblo1984]

@@pastelsadist4263 that’s not how the meme works

[@pastelsadist4263]

@@cowblo1984 Their video clips, that's why you should look it up on KZbin lmao.

[@cowblo1984]

@@pastelsadist4263 in your context, callmecarson appeared and the curb your enthusiasm theme plays. Where’s the punchline? Curb your enthusiasm memes only work when someone does something stupid and regrettable. Unless you show me how it works, you stand corrected.

[@shoelaces]

I never forget to put my colon on when leave my B A T H R O O M

[@bratatouille]

Oh shit, thanks for the reminder. I almost forgot.

[@tarikbotic8478]

Badroom

[@thawackie2]

im you but stronger

[@trawlrz37]

*: : : : : : :*

[@conspp1858]

Person: infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history Me, an intellectual: s o o t h o u s e a n d c a l l m e c a r s o n

[@leontrotsky9268]

velez twice

[@dashw]

Me, an (not) intellectual : cal me cason is fanny haha

[@AntSkates]

C. Allmecargskin

[@throughthepieandflames3321]

I always have a feeling of sad nest around me 😞

[@ManWithTheCow]

Do you have the big sad Oop wrong subreddit sorry

[@guilaa687]

*sadness

[@drisspinker]

@@guilaa687 you missed the joke..

[@guilaa687]

@@drisspinker i should have made a joke about that

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

watch out you could have despotism

[@iammilk5040]

Insert call me Carson joke that 50 people have already made*

[@Aiko_63194]

tHiS aGeD lIkE mIlK Why’s no one laughing

[@jwash4302]

@@Aiko_63194 heha he... ha...... ha ............ ha

[@guitarzcore]

@@Aiko_63194 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Boschitter]

honestly he didn't deserve the hate

[@Zachary-ro6eg]

To quote caleb city: "Man y'all never heard of the E N T I R E state building?"

[@zyaicob]

War War One

[@willprince643]

I remember when some news article called John Paul II "John Pope II". That was a Polish article but it's funny in English too.

[@demonphysician]

No only half of it

[@WrathiaRavenhearst]

name mate only the top

[@JustinY.]

And they say Jump Force is the most ambitious anime crossover of all time

[@zicca5796]

Justin Y. JUSTIN

[@blancomation554]

he has arrived.

[@SkaShack]

Justin Y. Best Anime of 2019

[@ffrank1324]

He’s back

[@SnowInApril]

Unfortunate that it's trash

[@mp11904]

The English language: *exists* SootHouse: hAhgsksksksksks

[@yootdoot]

Stevie Wonder who did u commission? I wanna hire em’

[@brrrrt.]

Stevie wonder:hueidjjusyirjIaijfj&$.8&:’fmfbd d Z Jz

[@eucalyptused]

KZbin just recommend this to me. Too soon KZbin, too soon.

[@FriedIce3]

Same

[@juliaklaassen2247]

Same...

[@benholmes6512]

@Commodore X you know whats happening with carson right?

[@anthonyp2024]

It would have been perfect for the video if he'd said that Sussex is the opposite of prefix

[@anthonyp2024]

Wow, thanks for the likes guys -_- That was funny

[@salmonellq2981]

@@anthonyp2024 yes

[@midnightgamer2158]

Yeah ahaha

[@mahh6009]

CARSON GOT A CHARACTER IN THE INTRO HE IS A SOOT NOW.

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

3:00 Dude also managed to spell "planes" wrong. Good Lord.

[@zach-km3fr]

what a bad time to recommend this to us

[@mmacie]

I know 😭🖖🏻

[@foolishkai1822]

Lol ye

[@TheRealJToaster]

imagine you making a comment nobody cares about, oh wait that already happened

[@jay89452]

shit, I was specifically trying to find one without him. didn't see the ft.

[@_NightSaber_]

@@TheRealJToaster shut up

[@blakeschroff3454]

IDEAS 1. Find creepy pictures and make them not creepy 2. A second r/cursedimages 3. Just make fun of David 4. Florida man news articles *moans

[@quantumblauthor7300]

*nonspecific orgasm

[@morurefai6140]

*questionable begging

[@timbecile7006]

i like this reply section

[@Fedrone]

@10/10 TV *Violent Ejaculation*

[@anonymoususer3477]

Beans

[@alansmithee419]

1:28 Yes, it's one of the seven continents of Britain.

[@ebbaengardt2936]

What worries me is that I’m not a native speaker so some of these sound compleatly normal

[@joepat1279]

Completely*

[@ekki1993]

Tbh as a non-native speaker it was harder to understand some of these. Most of the typos are either words from other languages and/or very local/obscure words that you don't learn unless you live in an english-speaking place. Also as a spanish speaker I can't understand how is it possible that people can butcher writing this badly.

[@WaxyLT]

After the allegations all of the greatest callmecarson moments are appearing on my recommended. For my own sake I'll give it one last hoorah before leaving forever

[@FlameKB]

Make sure you leave before he gives his side of the story!

[@simplylemonade9056]

@@FlameKB he literally confessed to doing it

[@WaxyLT]

@@FlameKB lol your right I'll stay to hear him out

[@flagwashere]

He's back now

[@beowulf5419]

4:07 I smell a Christmas merch drop...

[@AWormsPurpose]

I like that callaratonson makes them genuinely laugh while sorrow makes them awkwardly chuckle

[@shayla4007]

Nobody: Soothouse: SPAGHETTI

[@SC-ce3vp]

Green Mario said spaghetti first.

[@jamessundrland]

Super Mario in real life

[@bendoesit1716]

YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER

[@_squarecube]

me: ill watch some soot house it’ll make me feel better youtube autoplay: how about no

[@SpecterPaladin]

Ah yes, my favorite video game: shuffle knight

[@saturniidspectre]

My favorites are Little Bit Planned It and Red Fact Shun Gorilla!

[@blu8949]

Black cops is better

[@BudDinktrap]

One of the games that made up my childhood: The Leh gel dairy Star feed.

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

yeah BRO!!!!

[@buybugfables]

Breadest uh v the whiled

[@shayneowen6809]

*Eddie from It: Chapter 1 voice* "IT'S A GAZEBO!"

[@Echos.Art.Corner]

* yeets the bottle at the floor *

[@savvy9231]

tHey’Re GaZeBoS, thEy’rE B U L L S H I T

[@normalguycraig]

His mom: *a n g e r*

[@malmorbidus2788]

A wool Dobby Sock A wool Dobby Sock A wool Dobby Sock Dobby is free from slavery and rocks a sock

[@OliPlays]

Dobby mad and now he got a glock

[@synflwr]

Dobbys wearing that sock in places socks don't go.

[@user-rm6wv7uz2e]

no you may not

[@mainmenu32]

Dobby is a bird and is chillin' with the flock

[@etps4444]

0:50 As a Caprisun myself, I can confirm that yes, we hit people with our cars.

[@midnightgamer-21]

I was born in October, so that makes me *an Asparagus*

[@etps4444]

@@midnightgamer-21 🤣

[@Floppyseal11]

I’m an aquarium

[@camponotus219]

OMG, same

[@midnightgamer-21]

*A s p a r a g u s*

[@DrHotelMario]

The fact that Soothouse liked cdi YTP warms my heart

[@InessaMaximova]

I can't stop hearing Alonzo Lerone's voice in my head. 4:06 Let me sing with Marshall Does Stuff. *_FOR LEASE NAVIDAD, FOR LEASE NAVIDAD, FOR LEASE NAVIDAD,_* mumbles *_I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY~_*

[@yusuke5717]

Agnes K. Nice, you want a fucking trophy do ya?

[@kevinm5940]

5:42 'I love it, it tu- it gets me going' I'm entirely convinced that he was about to say 'it turns me on' but then realised that that's not what he meant.

[@valnoname]

no it was *exactly* what he meant it was just inappropriate

[@ashdrawstrash1949]

Ofcourse KZbin decides to recommend this to me after seeing Carson on Trending

[@kaimanni1749]

same

[@juliaklaassen2247]

same i hate this

[@eldritchskye2608]

I’m out of the loot

[@jxnisnotfunny]

the least knobby dot bro spare no eye knee no my lease she da

[@davidpaul6290]

I wanna wish you a merry Chris mess.

[@happyface3111]

These comments have killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@Chunkboi]

I misheard that one as “Police Never Die.” My brother and I thought it was a holiday version of the D.A.R.E. campaign.

[@TheShadowWolf1]

@@davidpaul6290 I wante to wee shh you a Mary Christmess

[@yanfeilovebot4809]

From the butt tom of my hart

[@inactive_ina]

5:08 but.. LUIGI said spaghetti.

[@KennyLastname]

Goigi

[@tanner6423]

Video idea: look at messed up urban dictionary depictions

[@fkjfjdhehdvhxhxjx1250]

Wilburs voice sounds nice he should try singing!

[@somemagellanic]

good one

[@bcarpyy2739]

he’s in your bed and im in your twitch chat

[@сукасука]

HOW CAN ANYBODY EVER SAY NO TO YOU

[@catboyneilcicierega]

COZ I CAN STILL SMELL HER PERFUUUUUUUMEEEEEE

[@Animallover24678]

oh

[@Sinshine-Lennypops]

3:28 *everyone else had girly voices, and you just HAD to have the manliest, most creepy voice didn't you?*

[@laobok]

I don't get what you're saying.

[@ergegr8210]

He sounds like Adam West.

[@cburghart]

Lol

[@vivekanand9944]

Manly yeast

[@thegoattrain]

Calling Marvin is no longer the most problomatic person in this video

[@mikewarper6789]

Who's this Dan guy? He looks and sounds like Terrence.

[@evanweaver1060]

This makes me miss the good old days of r/boneappletea when the mods weren’t first year english majors on a power trip and everything wasn’t taken down for a rule violation that didn’t even break the rule

[@Can-Do_Studios]

this makes me miss the good old days of call me carson

[@xeli3046]

Carson here acts more natural than he did in 2020, way less insecure... Sad to see him in a completely different state now.

[@jack_rabbit]

god i miss soothouse so much. every year its a little more real that they aren't coming back.

[@MYZS]

Whalecum back Car's son

[@blockytheneko]

alright. message for soothouse. i'm rewatching all the videos. and i'm in my fokin reddit phase again. thank you.

[@ruokay9126]

Same here! I’ve accidentally started binge watching everything again.

[@metallix_571]

*Gets a Soothouse video recommended* Ft. CallMeCarson Me: *Cries uncontrollably*

[@xTomCat]

You don't have to keep hating on carson

[@thegaminggod9999]

@@xTomCat I think it’s because they don’t upload anymore

[@xTomCat]

@@thegaminggod9999 it's because he was in a sexual relationship with a 17 y/o whilst he was 19

[@cadenceolivia6304]

Me: oh well no great loss

[@juanferrer5924]

@@xTomCat which isn’t even that bad, I know so many high schoolers and college students together with a 3 year age gap. People act like because he’s a youtuber all of a sudden he’s not a teenager anymore he’s a 40 year old man

[@elainad6728]

SOME BODY TOUCHA MY *paseggiliti*

[@bogi2557]

pasgetti

[@417Owsy]

sapaletri

[@Quandalius]

KZbin recommendations are trying to torture us

[@georgenapper532]

"And people will have sex there" is low-key the most underrated line and line delivery in SootHouse history.

[@allureotis2825]

okay what the frick is going on first quackity collabs with ksi and mr beast then soothouse and callmecarson collab wth

[@SC-ce3vp]

The internet is coming together, can't wait for KZbin infinity war where almost all channels band together to defeat t-series before the company ends up owning KZbin. Then if that plan fails KZbin end game will happen where the half of the channels that survived getting deleted by t-series finally defeat t-series once and for all.

[@I1-_Ok_-1I]

SC43 7 you're a genius i am giving you an award

[@plopplop5218]

I READ MR BEAST AS MR KRABS I DONT KNOW WHY LOL

[@brc9739]

God I love soothe hounds

[@Becaful4]

“I love when I hug a guy and smell his colon”

[@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710]

I SMELLS DAT ASS

[@noahagain]

Me: Wow! Carson was good on this episode! I hope he sticks around! Everyone else: ThAt DiDn'T aGe WeLl HaHa!

[@Boschitter]

i got news for the development of life 2. and apparently people don't spam the same shit over and over in this game

[@seekerlemm875]

@@Boschitter lmao

[@clicquotflies2301]

Ft: callmecarson The chat: I’m in danger

[@taxevasion4870]

*ThIs AgEd WeLl!!!!* 😂😂😂

[@Boschitter]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't want to do it twice if that's what you're implying...

[@chaddillac69]

I'm from Missouri and I'll vouch its interchangeable with misery. 😂😂

[@Ash11039]

Same

[@villafordefeatedvillains]

same

[@holly452]

Same

[@Artist-128]

Same

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

Same

[@maeou178]

David has the most contagious laughter I’ve ever heard

[@ShortFuze1170]

_🎶🎵the least knobby dot! The least knobby dot! The least knobby dot, those barely envoys Felty’s me dah!🎵🎶_ I’m sorry

[@thebeanman8204]

Alright ik theres a ton of drama with Carson but this video is funny as fuck

[@xyliamoonlight2970]

I like how Will said he’d eat an apple over Carson talking to spite him. Funny thing is this video was released around *that* time

[@asstertricks]

POV: You’re sorting by new

[@Spinbab]

Yep

[@jazzful]

and you are correct

[@dreadnautilus253]

I am :D

[@Elbowbanditest2003]

No I am not

[@wingedfeline5379]

POV: you’re looking at top comments

[@Ilikebakconn2]

“You should get vaccines. And so what if that makes your kid artistic. That don’t always mean he’s gay”

[@ninetoedlizard6650]

Call Me Carson, Call Me Kevin, and RTGame need to be in one episode

[@likud8162]

Royale With Cheese Show my boi Kevin some love soothouse

[@ninetoedlizard6650]

@@likud8162 we need the pasty Irish boi

[@eleanorsmile26]

All hail glorious leader Jim Pickens

[@xcanteen]

Y e s

[@toefungo8257]

I vaccinated my child and now he’s artistic

[@Bmc728]

Yoshikage Kira put him down

[@as07011]

don't worry, there's still a 10% chance he's not gay

[@112niemand]

@@as07011 Coming from an art student, there really isn't.

[@synflwr]

Let’s be honest here, is there an art student that isn’t at least bisexual?

[@shibyo9465]

hes not your child

[@cognitivelydeficient4866]

Sussex: when an Among Us love story goes wrong.

[@EthanTheGamer77]

oh no I get it

[@kamrynedits]

I loved this video so much and now I cannot enjoy it the same way

[@theoddtrashcan7104]

Why not because someone appeared in it? If that’s the sole reason you can’t enjoy it the same way then you need to rethink your life choices

[@lemonpeaches8314]

@@theoddtrashcan7104 oh hunny

[@lemonpeaches8314]

You're still aloud to enjoy it, but obviously you can't really say Carson being in it aged well. It's sort of the same scenario as Dr Seuss's books, Michael Jackson's music, or even Hitler's paintings. Love the creation, not the creator.

[@fever1]

Ok guys I know but this video is still hilarious

[@cdoggo3352]

0:59 that was actually really satire, that”s the whole joke

[@SlapStyleAnims]

“I think I have Claim India” -China a week or so ago

[@lightray9264]

this is a strange time to recommend this vid KZbin

[@alphabetsoup8628]

1:24 Amogus

[@silhouetta6983]

i hate you i hate you get out of my heajdklgjfdlkgsdlf; /lh

[@Aiko_63194]

Sus!🥶

[@Xwolf-rn9ks]

Soothouse needs to upload again 😭 I miss the new uploads I've watched the previous episodes like 9 times each

[@thistle1923]

THIS IS WHY I STARTED SAYING PASGHETTI OMG I FOUND IT

[@nateofnazareth7785]

It hurts. It really hurts

[@Midnight_memories2]

It really does.

[@bcfed]

It doesnt He did nothing wrong

[@volatile_gaming9475]

@@bcfed based