r/ChaoticGood - Anti-Anti-Vaxx

[@SartorialDragon]

3:33 "if you're like this when you're drunk, it's your responsibility not to drink" Thank you. Yes. We need to hold people responsible for their actions.

[@a.humphrey9640]

Agreed.

[@JustAGuy336]

Yes i also agree, if people know how they act when drunk or under influence of substances, they should be punished for their actions so they can't use the excuse "sorry but i was drunk lol"

[@johnscaramis2515]

You cannot hold someone accountable for actions when his mentally "not at home". However you should hold him accountable for getting in this state if it's induced by an active action to get into this state.

[@wesleydamen2018]

I always thought "drunk" is the weakest excuse you can give

[@smileyhappyface5864]

@@johnscaramis2515 Dude. If someone is "Mentally not at home", then they either did something to themselves, or they are simply a crazy person that needs to be put into an asylum. What you said doesn't offer anything against the original argument.

[@jacobc9221]

"The Click's videos aren't mistakes. They're cursed little accidents." -Rob Boss

[@chesh1rek1tten]

Happy little curses?

[@justinthompson6364]

"Rob Boss? Don't mind if I do." -This sub, probably

[@Thenoobestgirl]

This Rob Boss you speak of sounds like a man of great culture

[@weirdfrog2350]

Fun fact: Bob Ross was a grade a psychopath. He used to treat his employees like shite and every move. Every breath he took. Every word he spoke. Was planned out

[@resumethyvideo7631]

@@weirdfrog2350 you better be giving me the proof GREMLIN

[@louloudaki_]

9:00 the sister going “that’s really weird but thank you” is honestly the most genuine response to that sort of thing

[@TTrashPanda]

Bro really said take my penis money💀

[@emeraldfire413]

Especially since it was phrased as "paid by my penis"

[@SongSparrow39]

I feel like it's the only response, really.

[@lisaalexander3434]

I am an American, I agree that medical debt is outrageous. Thank you to John Oliver for his generosity.

[@kempolar9768]

I remember watching that episode, it was so amazing. Also the number of actual companies John Oliver has made specifically to spite/counter and explore the legal limits of companies is actually kinda crazy. From memory alone there was like 6.

[@Nukie144]

Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption was absolute genius and simultaneous tested the limits of what types of... seed could be delivered via mail.

[@thelazygamer2195]

That isn’t even the craziest stunt he’s done lol. He set up a spam bot to call the people in charge of bot calls to call them every 10 minutes with a message telling them to vote against allowing bot calls. He also set up fake ads online to get data from congressmen and because those idiots took the bait he now has the personal data of over 50 different people working on capital bill.

[@Lectrikfro]

I don't know what is wrong with my brain, but I misread that as "magical debt" and was wondering how many wizards John was out there freeing.

[@Poetic_Raven]

As an American I aspire to be John Oliver when I grow up. My mom can't afford the bill for going to the doctors even if she has COVID and me and my siblings are the only ones who go because she uses the child support to pay for our medical debt and so she never goes and just roughs it out until she is better and I hope I can be like John Oliver when I grow up so people like her can get the treatment they need without having to worry about money problems.

[@Silverfirefly1]

The gold-digger training school idea was basically what finishing schools used to do, the girls would come out being able to fully manage a complex household and it wasn't by accident that they happened to be very capable if they didn't immediately marry too. The difference was the level of expectation in society about roles and not the flexibility and adaptability they were trying to instill.

[@lucyandecember2843]

o.o

[@MyInsanityPersonafiedlol]

Dude my one goal in life is to be a house husband. Cleaning and cooking all day, homeschooling my kids, planning romantic gestures for my wife when she gets home from work. I would literally die of happiness if that became a reality:

[@Master0of0Blades]

I got putpocketed once when on the train I was devastated because I couldn't afford my antidepressants because of a welfare screw up. I was complaining to my mother saying it's ok I can still come help you today and I can afford to get home, but I can't afford the antidepressants and this lovely lady tried to give me the twenty dollars I needed and I said thankyou but don't put yourself out I will be fine. she said ok if you are sure. When I stood up to get off the train I put my phone in my pocket and in my pocket was twenty dollars I still don't know how she put it in my jeans pocket while I was sitting down without my noticing.

[@WestGarbage6]

Trust me, people can snatch anything from your pockets, putting something in there is easy too. Not speaking from experience, for legal reasons, also use zip-up/velcro pockets when going on public transport to keep your wallet, phone, etc. in, that damn velcro will definitely alert you if somebody tries to pick-pocket you.

[@JennieOkami]

I call this 'the reverse pickpocket' my husband's nan was very good at that

[@AngelusaNobilis]

I do this with homeless people in Slyrim

[@dreadedgamer23]

That's wholesome.

[@abigailgriffin-wc3fm]

​@@JennieOkamiit's sometimes called. Putpocketing

[@umber6452]

Fun fact: The cat shelter that I would foster/volunteered for would feed cats a little bit of pumpkin mush if they were having stomach issues. Pumpkin can help sooth cats and dogs with upset stomachs. Just make sure it's plain pumpkin, absolutely no spices! cinnamon and clove are toxic to most pets!

[@mikafizz1022]

Maybe have the disclaimer first?

[@bakedbaker9882]

Thank you for telling me! I'll try and remember to tell my parents this Thanksgiving, and I'll set aside some nonspiced dessert for my fur babies.

[@umber6452]

@@bakedbaker9882 Aw thats so sweet. Just make sure no spices, and a very small amount of sugar! Sugar isn't toxic: however, it isn't good for their long term health.

[@bakedbaker9882]

@@umber6452 Alrighty :) Thank you again, I'll keep this in mind.

[@universal_ramen7147]

@@bakedbaker9882 The hell kinda dessert as pumpkin in it???

[@chickenmaster3879]

Leaving the event where you're receiving a "best couple" prize to take care of your partner is the best self-fulfilling prophecy. I love it.

[@hallway_revenant7919]

Yes. it’s instant karma but in a beautiful way.

[@Just1Nora]

That whole story was so incredibly sweet. Tbi is traumatic brain injury, and without good support many tbi sufferers never recover lost function. Age plays a role, but sticking to the therapy with the support of loved ones is vital. I really hope they both live well.

[@KitsuneYashaX48]

I've spent the past... forever almost dying at "paid for with my p*nis."

[@alphahendricks]

Bro mark sims! 😏 Heck yeah you just got yourself a subscriber.

[@annika5893]

Next time that dude is going to get her mom an expensive holiday or car or something. And she'll be screaming "move the f out of here already!" That's a good skit. And good shit, for everyone who understands the Swedish pun.

[@hxveyouseenher]

hell yeah, dude! me too

[@Living_partyhat]

Chaotic good is basically the click in a nutshell because he’s cursed but wholesome at the same time 👌

[@rssl5500]

Yup

[@Mentally_Unstable_Fangirl]

True true, also funny

[@utamari]

TLDR: what you said, and a dnd saying There is a saying in dnd: Play what you know. It refers to alignments. For example, if you as a person are lawful good, play a lawful good character until you feel able to play something else. I am chaotic good, so I tend to play chaotic good characters. This sub and cliccy are the same alignment. And when you find an alignment match, it magnifies the impact of the action greatly.

[@cartoonhuman8150]

He is cursed but wholesome like the fishfrog on Pinterest.

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

@@utamari I'm true neutral but I'd probably play like... chaotic good. Or was it good evil... basically on good side. At evil. So I can fit my ocs sort of split personality disorder...

[@bonegirl5852]

I really respect the guy that paid for his sisters tuition. That was an amazing thing to do and just shows what siblings will do for each other. Sure, he could have gotten his own place but know what, he still can. I hope they stay in each other lives and continue supporting each other

[@Cardboardangele]

Wholesome p*nis power. **sage nod**

[@johnnycovenant2286]

Too turnt Tony is a good dude from what I've seen

[@heleninglis9961]

​@@johnnycovenant2286anyone who loves their Noni & animals as much as he loves Baby Girl, is good people in my book!

[@Jaessae]

Yeah, he has his priorities. First help his sis, and if that was his first paycheck, it shouldn't be too long for him to be able to get his own place. Also love the mom, I think that screaming is genuine. She even went something like "It's great you did this for your sister, but why didn't you get your own place." That whole family seems cool, even if maybe a bit chaoticm

[@Just1Nora]

Oh that mom screaming was legit. I've had friends who were wild and I've heard that same screaming from their mothers. 😅 That "I'm so sick of your antics" screech.

[@derpyduck264]

That Russian soldier dude who made a phone call home wasn't even held at gunpoint, or even TOLD to call home. He just decided to do it. That just proves that what he saw felt magical. I hope Russia isn't THAT bad everywhere, to the point that a paved road and street lights are such fantasy... that would be terrible

[@phoenixgirl70]

I thought he meant the Russians had no paved streets or light like Russia could actually *help* them by invading and taking over from the *corrupt* government and Putin could rebuild the country. Basically lied to that what they were doing was going to help the Ukraine and this guy saw with his own eyes the Russians, his own country who he trusted lied to go to war. Russia and the US especially have a history of lying to go to war for the personal gain of a few elite (Bush family for example).

[@chanterelle483]

As far as my informations go, it's not everywhere like that, but army pulls people mostly from the poor areas of the country

[@_se3_thru9h_9]

On the “things my boyfriend had done” one, I’m a 100% sure that this is going to end up becoming a VERY happy marriage(if they chose to get married, of course).

[@PokeMageTech]

They should. They seem like wonderful life partners, and there are practical benefits to being married.

[@MsSteelphoenix]

Gotta love wholesome relationships.

[@Aster_Risk]

I'm in a very happy marriage and that whole post made me tear up. I want everyone who wants it to have such a good partnership that they can make a similar lengthy post.

[@_se3_thru9h_9]

@@Aster_Risk honestly, same, I’m engaged to the prettiest and most sweetest woman I have ever met.

[@lucyandecember2843]

@@PokeMageTech hmm what are the practical benefits of marriage?

[@RiveroftheWither]

Just in case people were worried, pumpkin is actually really good for dogs stomachs and digestion and most enjoy the taste. This good dogo made a poompkin patch just for him to enjoy lol.

[@karameru_xd]

Giving my dogs some pumpkin on Halloween now lol

[@wakkaseta8351]

It's a vet recommended fiber for them.

[@Luubelaar]

My old cat suffered with constipation in the final years of her life, and cats aren't big on drinking lots of water. My vet suggested adding boiled, mashed pumpkin to her wet food as it hides well in strongly flavoured foods, and helps their stools retain water so they're a bit easier to pass. Worked perfectly. Only needed to add a few teaspoons of pumpkin per meal.

[@supahvaporeon]

Pumpkin is great for a ton of animals. Even betterr are those decorative gooseneck gourds. If you drry them out after fall is over, come spring, the outer rind is as hard as wood. A cheap drill bit at the hardware store can easily cut through it, allowing you to pull the small bounty of seeds and remaining petrified pulp out for the birds. You can then hang the hollow gourd out in trees to encourage birds to nest in your area. you can also paint them to increase longevity.

[@celiashen5490]

I have to make a pumpkin patch now. For the dogs. For the birds. For the Great Pumpkin.

[@zoeylammers3820]

Regarding the Black Friday tweet- I work in retail and I can tell you, Black Friday is NOT a good day for anyone. The customers are lined up outside before you even get there at 5 am and they're staring you down bc you get to go inside. When something doesn't go their way, "is there a manager I can talk to/see?" Then you're the bad guy the rest of the conversation.

[@liquidrock2u]

That's why you gotta walk by them in slow motion and give them all a blank stare with a slight grin on your face.

[@leahpateric5691]

What you do is lie to their face and say "Sure!" And not get them, being passive aggressive is the best way to handle customers like they because they absolutely hate it when other people get put first

[@FixedKarma]

See, I live in Canada and I've we've never really had anything like that, probably because the culture is different and whatnot but also we stretch out black Friday sometimes. It depends on the business but very often stores near me do the sale for the full weekend, I've seen them do a week long sale, and at one point a car dealership near me had a sale going the entire month of November. Also the highest sale I had seen was like 75% off, can't remember what the product was but damn was the 75% off tag big.

[@Nolascana]

Uk here, black Fridays are a total import... they're a week long or so. We don't have thanksgiving at all so it's just a random sale. I've managed to pick up a switch lite for super cheap years ago, and a normal switch for under £190 this year just gone. The lite wss still cheaper then than buying one now lol

[@Shovel________________]

8:37 that man is the true embodiment of manliness just stroll up to a family member's house, kick down the door like the fbi and huck a bag of money at someone aggressively, then hug it out all with the duck the duck is a key part of this operation

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Yes! I'm not the only one who noticed the duck!!

[@bunnychunk303]

"Paid in full by my pen*s" is now one of my favorite things to say.

[@Ihwaz13]

I still can't believe the Click didn't talk about the duck.

[@dmgroberts5471]

"Take my dick-money, bitch! All over your FACE!"

[@WestGarbage6]

The duck was a massive part, nobody is talking about how the duck was the manager of the onlyfans the entire time, and was dealing with all the legal work, the guidelines, ToS, and handling the receiving and distribution of the money. He stood there at the door like "You go Anthony, you go care for your fucking family."

[@saanrio]

I had an astronomy professor who wrote the textbook for the Intro to Astronomy class I was in... They had wanted him to get it published and traditionally bound, etc, but he said that would have ended up with us paying about $80 USD for a book that was only about 350 pages. So, he took the file down to OfficeMax, and got it printed and spiral bound and charged us $10 each. Best Professor ever.

[@mook_butt8037]

I had a professor do the same thing!! Mine was like $30 instead of $350 or something insane, but we were all so incredibly grateful. I *love* it when professors do that. And boy do I miss astronomy classes

[@rhyliemasons7957]

My intro to philosophy professor didn't believe in having to pay for textbooks. So he made his own textbook, proceeded to print the whole thing using the university printers and paper, then just gave it to us for free. 😂

[@nathanielthomson6600]

The funny thing about the mom yelling at her son to get his own house is that 20 grand isn't even enough for a downpayment.

[@sebastianb.3978]

It probably was when she bought hers 💀

[@Vaggie92]

The dude who kicked the kitten deserved every single beating he got. Also, I love your vids click!

[@WackyWavyRainbowWyrm]

Absolutely, I’m honestly surprised that the owner of the cat went so light on that guy. If anyone touched my baby, I’d harness all the rage of our monkey ancestors to rip them to complete shreds. I hope they kicked that roommate out, even he was drunk when he did it, that poor kitty shouldn’t have to live near someone who would do that under *any* circumstances

[@averysadpizza6714]

he deserved death for kicking that cat imo

[@qtea3.149]

Even though I’m weak if anyone tried to do that to my baby they would get SO MUCH WORSE.

[@thenonkiller2999]

Correct. If I saw one of my cats or kittens or ANY animals being hurt, I’d go from “soft weak boy who hates to hurt people” to gorilla that is 20x stronger than a fucking semi, because YOU DO NOT TOUCH MY BABY.

[@eldritchabomination0]

If that was me I'd go to jail for torture. Not just a beating. No lie.

[@vanilla6326]

Honestly John Oliver is the epitome of chaotic good, he shut down time square to film a musical number telling a coal tycoon Bob Murray to eat shit

[@MissCaraMint]

I remember that. It was absolutely glorious.

[@onesandzeros1338]

Also used data brokers on Capitol Hill, I shit you not he is amazing

[@spookysugar]

Bob Murray? Isn't that the dude that removed the dislikes from KZbin videos?

[@CherryBomb_Games]

@@spookysugar and he made it so KZbin has multiple ads!

[@narendrasampath3002]

@@CherryBomb_Games I also hear he was behind the plot to kill JFK

[@sovietbot6708]

When I was a kid, I believed that animals also had souls and not just humans. Everyone thought I was crazy and animals were mindless and behaved on instinct. I wish I could show those people the last video to prove them wrong

[@Ecofriendlyant]

I am simply in love with this channel, it makes my day better and it has the perfect amount of cursed, yet wholesomeness, I always learn something new.

[@LeafBlade1016]

Also satanism. I’m a satanist

[@DLCS-2]

@@LeafBlade1016 yes for satan

[@thetypingape2073]

I love and hate this channel. Depending on my mood. Overall I give it points just for that.

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

I simultaneously have the same and a very different relationship with this KZbin channel.

[@nadjav8304]

Almost 1M people who subscribed to this channel agree Can't wait for 1M

[@mangotrees8026]

My school has actually done' the "ban backpacks" thing as a spirit week day. We were allowed to bring anything as long as it wasn't a backpack and I saw someone bring a whole microwave. it was crazy

[@joyhahn2572]

yea same someone brought a mini fridge

[@comradewindowsill4253]

Same, actually. dude walked into a 4th floor chem class carrying a hugeass microwave for a 'backpack'... we have no elevator access without a pass. He carried it up all four flights. pretty sure he was doing it to impress people, and I'll admit it, I was impressed.

[@aroacelegenddairy]

Same, in addition to a microwave, I saw someone brought one of those pink Barbie jeeps.

[@shrimpsushi763]

My high school had that too. My favorite had to be the guy who brought his stuff in one of those baby carriers you strap to your chest because he also had his dog in it. Sadly he got sent home two periods in, so I never got to see the pupper in person.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Explain the point of this ban? I am baffled by what exactly it's supposed to achieve 😂???

[@NissaMaezHartman]

It cracks me up that even people in Sweden know how bad Florida is. 😂

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

I suspect even the most illiterate Peruvian knows how bad Florida is. I also suspect the most illiterate Peruvian is more intelligent than the average Floridian. Especially those whose female teachers were arrested for paedophilia.

[@guntereisenherz9102]

I once met a person who was so normal, the only weird thing about them was, that they kept doing all the online tests and quizzes i asked then todo, where they hit avaerage in every possible way. Bless this average normal person.

[@uatcgfhdhu]

Oh god, you met the default character.

[@lucyandecember2843]

o.o

[@randomperson8375]

@@uatcgfhdhu our universe is a simulation confirmed

[@iridescent28]

Saiki will be pleased

[@SobreDunas]

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[@corky4851]

As someone who recently got an 8 week old kitten, that guy who kicked the kitten I can professionally say that he fully deserved it.

[@MayHugger]

I agree he was a shitty person for doing it, but the other person went a bit overboard.

[@RookTVchannel]

@@MayHugger No he did not.

[@MayHugger]

@@RookTVchannel Yes he did, the kitten would be hurt a lot by the one kick, don’t get me wrong, but beating someone for half an hour is much more likely to cause serious lasting damage, and you’re waaay more likely to kill them than the kick would to the kitten, especially if you include that the guy was drunk, so their aim would be off, meaning the kick was unlikely to hit anywhere vital on the kitten. I’m not excusing the drunk, he’s piece of shit and being drunk doesn’t excuse their actions, but the other guy still went overboard.

[@amateurartist.]

@@MayHuggerNope. What if he kicked it in the head and it died? It was only 6 weeks old. It wasn’t fully developed.

[@MayHugger]

@@amateurartist. They were drunk, so the odds of the kick hitting the head are quite low, and what if the other guy hit one of the many wrong places when they repeatedly beating them.

[@samisasmidgenpsycho]

The Spiderman doggo reminded me of this old man who lives in my hometown. Every night, without fail, he brings a bunch of empty bowls and containers to this one street, and fills each one with food for all the stray cats. Every. Single. Night. I hope that man lives forever or passes on his torch to someone with as kind of a heart.

[@RealCryptoTest]

Hey Click. Realised I’m pan on Tuesday, told my first people irl today. Shits going good and I’m so happy there’s a supportive community around this channel to speak about it.

[@OrionoftheStar]

Just make sure you wash the pans after using them.

[@maddythelion]

Yay fellow pan! Congratulations! 🎉

[@catluvr2]

Congratulations!

[@annameyl]

Good going dude! :D

[@m0ppp]

Congrats!! It’s always so exciting to discover something about yourself. I’m glad you’ve found community with us. I myself have made discoveries about being non-binary recently! I hope you have a nice day/night!! Stay safe 💜💜💜

[@zoruatricksta0408]

First time hearing the phrase "aggressive generosity" and I think I would like to implement it into my life.

[@fionavanyel]

Omfg. Did not expect to see the aggressive generosity one here. |D That's my friend, and she's just as badass and stubbornly kind as you'd expect from that story. Wild when her post shows up places like this - but she deserves it.

[@noahlast]

I saw the video of the guy paying for his sister’s student loans before, I was _crying_ because I was laughing so hard. Especially the end, where she says something along the lines of “this is so weird but thank you so much” while hugging her brother and crying.

[@MsPurji313]

When he said "paid for by my d ick" I lost it myself. That is such an excellent sentence to be able to say.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

What about the duck? Why wasn't Click curious about the duck? Is it the guy's pet? The family pet? Does it like car rides? Did he take it with him while he was cashing out that paycheck? Can you really make 20k in one paycheck from OF?!! Really?!

[@MirrorHall_Clay]

And then his mother chewing him out for still living with her when he has that much extra money, lmao

[@mangaanimefan3089]

@@MirrorHall_Clay Well, if he goes around kicking doors open like he's the FBI, I'd probably want him to move out too. 🤭

[@Danny_WoodenBaby]

@@mangaanimefan3089 the dude is I THINK tooturnttony most known for using the ducks as props and pretending to do the dirty with them lmao glad to see his content has changed for the better

[@christhe5614]

As someone who's actually experienced homelessness people that help the homeless are amazing there is nothing worse then being hungry for days and being completely dehydrated

[@NiennaFan1]

Are homeless people dehydrated because they try to get free water cups and restaurants won’t give it to them, or because they don’t know they can do that!

[@christhe5614]

@@NiennaFan1 no its because restaurants deny to give you water because you cant call the police

[@christhe5614]

@@NiennaFan1 now go back to fortnite kiddo

[@NiennaFan1]

@@christhe5614 OK, I'm sorry, that's what I was asking - so you are saying that if you go into Burger King and ask for a cup to fill with water at the soda machine, and you look homeless, they will kick you out? That's actually useful information - that means that one thing I can do to help homeless people, as well as giving them money, is get water for them and pretend I'm getting it for myself (I think)

[@christhe5614]

@@NiennaFan1 next time proof read your wording it sounded like you were trying to be a troll the way you word things makes all the difference

[@axehead45]

24:56. That momma camel was NOT chill. She was pissed and ready to kill.

[@katiee22ify]

I don't know if this is considered chaotic good but when my dad watches a tv show that has ended if he doesn't like the ending he will edit that last episode and splice bits together to make the ending he wants then rewatches the entire show again with his new ending and gets super happy and excited afterwards. He has done this with supernatural he didn't like the way it ended he wanted an ending where they just got old and when they passed away and met each other in heaven casitel was there waiting for them so you can guess what he did.

[@aaaah540]

That’s awesome! The bad part of that is that you have to sit through the bad ending multiple times to get the cut you want.

[@kittyplayz1480]

Hey did your dad upload that supernatural better ending anywhere? Asking for a friend 👉👈

[@katiee22ify]

I'm afraid not sorry. I will talk to him though and see if he can send it to me then I can upload it somewhere. @@kittyplayz1480

[@ThePopo543]

I wonder if he did that with Game of Thrones?

[@dreadedgamer23]

Bruh, I disliked my original interpretation of the Security Breach: Ruin ending(figured out I was misunderstanding it), so I proceeded to create an entire fanfic rewriting the entirety of SB to include Cassie, and then have recently started on the second part, which is Ruin. Am I just your father?

[@RabblesTheBinx]

Fun fact: guacamole _doesn't_ really have a separate name from its ingredients. It comes from the words "aguacate" (avocado) and "mole" which means "sauce". "Guacamole" is literally a portmanteau of "avocado sauce".

[@dannhoff6646]

In my country we call avocados "palta" and sometimes we use the term for guacamole too.

[@Lectrikfro]

I am really tempted to start calling it avocado sauce... and I work with restaurant POS systems. Years down the road I know someone is going to be going through my old documentation and start seeing internal references to "avocado sauce" and I want to thank you for that person's future confusion

[@StfuFFS]

That's actually not correct. It derives from the Nahuatl word for avocado sauce. You are probably one of those special people who calls us Mexicans "latinx". Stop trying to colonize my language like your ancestors colonized my continent.

[@Llortnerof]

@@StfuFFS That's really not how any of that works.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

@@StfuFFS lol, #1, the fruit is called that in Nahuatl _because_ it looks like a testicle. Look it up, "ahuacatl" meant "testicle". #2, my ancestors were Mexica, too.

[@JoRiver11]

The stolen food for meals reminded me of a post I saw floating around last Christmas, though I don't know if the story is true: Whole Foods (owned by Bezos and raking in tons of money) had food collection boxes at the front of the store, so that customers could buy groceries for people in need. This guy would go into Whole Foods, pick up armfulls of groceries and put them in the boxes without paying so he wasn't 'stealing'. It' isn't likely that the staff would go and start pulling food out of the donation boxes. It's genius in its simplicity.

[@totoro-chan7700]

That's actually a better practice for large retail businesses I think. I work in retail and watch expired packaged food (still in edible condition, just the dates are expired) get destroyed everyday. It hurts my heart knowing they could have gone to people who needed them, and also understanding that if the companies didn't do that they could have got themselves into a lot of troubles with lawsuits and food safety speculation. I always want to look for and learn more about how to reduce such waste of food. So if the story you say about whole foods was true it'd be another wholesome method to learn and apply ❤

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

Feeding the homeless and promoting Democracy at the same time, talk about efficiency or what.

[@trishapellis]

I have never known anyone with as many future plans as The Click. He's gonna set up 5 very different companies, a restaurant, AND be a house husband.

[@lunavixrn5651]

Plus like three reality shows

[@freshwater5544]

And create a few new species of animal

[@mangaanimefan3089]

And apparently go into politics to push his agenda. I forget what his agenda was. Creating real, live land sharks? Or something?

[@dragonblast4854]

@@lunavixrn5651 I am still waiting in anticipation for the flat earth one,

[@krazycats564]

And a duck dad

[@Irisarc1]

Thinking about that last video with the dog freeing the other dog - we adopted a little dog who ran all over our neighborhood. We had taken him back home several times, but we would see him out again in just a few hours. Eventually, the family who owned the dog asked if we wanted him. We were thrilled to get him. He was so smart and so caring. Numerous times before we adopted him, he found dogs running loose in our neighborhood and guided them to my house because he knew I would make sure they got back home. I'm sure he saved many of these dogs' lives and relieved many of their sad, worried families.

[@inconsistentlysleepy]

Chaotic good is the physical embodiment of "he a little confused but he got the spirit"

[@KingNedya]

As someone who considers themself to be on the lawful side of the alignment chart, I have a lot of respect for more chaotic good people since they're basically just doing what I'm too afraid to do.

[@nopeuarentgettingmyname7887]

Neutral Good over here, same.

[@DLCS-2]

True

[@akumasstorytime3910]

I am true neutral so I am just lazy to do this.

[@penguinoverlord9994]

@@akumasstorytime3910 I’m either true neutral or chatioc evil,very different but that’s just me

[@apolimeow]

Lawful neutral/good, I feel you 🥲🥲

[@thymewizard]

I did the reverse halloween thing one year in high school. I even took the door off my bedroom to put in the frame (I put it back later). It was great. When we ran out of houses we just stood behind the door on the sidewalk and gave candy to anyone who knocked

[@Rabbit-the-One]

Yeah, I get it. Last time my partner wanted to have a sit down conversation with me about me and how she was developing resentments about my actions (inactivity) I grabbed my notebook and wrote down what she was saying in an ordered list so I could remember what was bothering her and what I could exactly I can do to change this to help her peace of mind. At the end of the talk she thanked me. I have since been living these changes. It's been a few months now, and I ask if I'm still keeping up with the changes well enough. We're doing much better now than compared to then.

[@Nitzah]

The professor who made the meme rightfully deserves his meme printed out and stapled all across the campus

[@animempire638]

My mom works there and I really wanna find him!

[@Laura-bs2hw]

im gonna share that with everyone so he gets a little more popularity

[@AHHHHHHHHHH5109]

My math teacher would make us do our classwork in our note books but instead of grading them he would make us take quizzes and at the beginning of every single one was a meme shaming kids who didn't do their work

[@CartoonHero1986]

As retail employee I actually refuse to go to stores during Black Friday since like you said it's a scam to trick people in mass buying. A lot of companies have changed the format from Black Friday to Black Friday WEEK now just to squeeze as much as they can out of people as they can at the start of the holiday shopping season. If you are looking for a deal your best bet around that time of the year is Cyber Monday since you shop online and don't stampede stores for no reason and you get the same discounts you would have on Black Friday if it's a real sales price and not a "Special Black Friday Price" (that isn't really much of a sale since those are usually the new MSRP to be set in the New Year to clear out the product on that line). My coworkers and I always laugh because the company I work for sends the Black Friday Week flyers to us along with the flyer for the following 2 weeks after the Black Friday sales are over and A LOT of Black Friday Sales prices are the same as the "Special Holiday Prices" that will last at our store until the New Year... and they are not a limited stock like the Black Friday deals are (like we aren't told after we sell out the skid not to restock it the rest of the Holiday Shopping season like we are during Black Friday week since the company wants to create the illusion of scarcity and limited supply during the panic that is Black Friday shopping and hope people who are there already will be easy to upsell a non-sale price items instead of the special priced item everyone wanted). One of the strangest items I've seen at our store on Black Friday Week was mattresses (I work in a hardware store) the flyer showed them off like "Regular Price: $1500 Black Friday Sales Price: $500 SAVE $1000!" but we had never carried mattresses before then... or since then, and even though the allotted number of Black Friday deal mattresses where sold before the term of the sale was finished; the following week we got more and they were still $500 and they stayed at $500 until they all sold over the next 6 months, then we never saw them again. It's the same thing when we get non-stock related electronics for the Black Friday Sale they will be in the ad as being something like 75% off the "regular price" but if they do not sell out for the Black Friday Sale they will just stay at the "special price" until they are all gone and we will never carry them again, they do this with things like off brand smart watches, tablets, and bunch of small kitchen appliances we never carry as regular stock.

[@darkenderlord1314]

Holy shit dude

[@nova14414]

Eh true, but when you live in a small town with no entertainment till very specific seasons (mostly only summer) and there's no where fun to visit, it's good entertainment. There's not alot of insanity but eh, better than being extremely bored. And I sometimes find one or two good things (mostly nice pajamas or one time a camera I used for school).

[@CartoonHero1986]

@@nova14414 I'd say that is fair, and my guess is you probably go to stores that are worth going to on Black Friday... Not like my customers... like I said we are a hardware store; the only things that we get that have special Black Friday sales and items we specifically only carry for Black Friday and maybe some of the lower end power and hand tools. We get swamped by people that stampede in to get there right away and get the best items and it doesn't make any sense at all. But yeah these people come in seriously thinking we will have stuff like lumber and building materials on sale because "it's black friday" and they don't get black friday isn't like Presidents Day or Victoria Day where stores do big sales on everything since it's a long weekend and they want people to buy like mad for BBQs and DIY projects they have been putting off and that Black Friday is about getting a start on Christmas shopping and Hardware stores only carry a very limited number of items that make good gifts.

[@nova14414]

@@CartoonHero1986 Eh we mostly just go to Walmart. We don't really go to hardware stores to begin with XD.

[@madsfiedler3884]

actively Hate working then, its worse than holiday season imo-

[@blazesaber1383]

Started working at Walmart I been hearing horror story's about past black Fridays and I'm terrified. I'm actually considering quitting to avoid it. The fact that companies are ok with putting employees through this kind of stress is part of tge reason I consider myself a member of the antiwork community.

[@-Jari-]

The thing with turning hate comments into shirts is something that a band called Lord of the Lost does, as well. So far, they have a shirt with "cringe metal band", one with "Lord of the super super super gay ninjas" and a bag with "the symbol of a dying scene". They also thanked the hate commenters for their ideas for new merch.

[@discordiacreates6669]

Do you know the price for the gay ninjas shirt? That sounds amazing and now I'm interested in looking up that band so thank you

[@a_little_demon]

welp, gonna listen to their songs now !

[@Lilith-Rose]

Removing road signs is literally something that we did in ww2 in England and a lot of the rest of Europe, both sides did this and it was far more effective back then because no GPS so any troops that parachuted in would have a much harder time navigating because they wouldn't know for sure where they were on the map if they even had one

[@Donnerwamp]

Yep, Granny told me about it when she told me how the americans came to our village.

[@RGC_animation]

People really overestimated Russian troops 2 months ago, turns out they're pretty dumb. Ukraine is still standing pretty strong after all these times, and I'm really glad!

[@Lilith-Rose]

@@RGC_animation don't forget, a lot of the Russian soldiers don't want to fight once they realise that all the propaganda they have been fed through state censored media was lies, and seeing how much better the Ukrainians live compared to their literal superpower of a country where poverty is so much more extreme and widespread. Many of them didn't sign up to murder civilians, they were told they were saving the people from a n@zi regime etc and now they are being forced to keep fighting under threat of their family being harmed if they go against Russia or don't follow orders, whereas the locals are literally fighting for their lives and freedom. Obviously there are a lot of really nasty people involved who are the ones rping and killing children and murdering civilians en-masse and committing various other atrocities just like they've been getting away with in every other hostile takeover they have done in the last decades but there are also many ordinary people serving under Russia and the demoralisation of realising what their leader is forcing them to do is really having an impact both on morale and their ability to go into combat effectively

[@RGC_animation]

@@Lilith-Rose Yeah, the only really awful people in this war are Putin and some high ranked officials.

[@__-fm5qv]

Most of the russian equipment still doesn't have GPS so its actually more effective than you think. They're basically just using old fashioned maps and road signs for the most part, and with road signs gone they're at a big disadvantage.

[@pandoraforbes4064]

Me (adhd) and my friend (autistic) vibe so hard because we don’t mask around one another. We act our funky selves together because we communicate in the same way, a way that makes sense to us and yet is so confusing to neurotypicals. We talk directly, we don’t hint about what the other may want but rather we open say what we would prefer to do. When one of us has a hyperfixiation, we listen to the other talk about it for hours because we are genuinely interested in the others hyperfixiation. I have a hyperfixiation with moths, I love the funky creatures, and every now and then my friend will send me a picture or video of a moth they found.

[@charlespentrose7834]

My issue with the hot pepper enema is concern that some arsehole might try it on their child.

[@bellablue5285]

That is unfortunately a valid concern...

[@ruthgarland7892]

It would be nice if the OP went back and update it saying something along the lines of, "Doesn't work on children or teenagers. This method is specifically for adults.". Or something along the lines of that.

[@RabblesTheBinx]

On the other hand, _that_ would be explicit abuse and kids would be taken away from those people en masse

[@CalmQueenKey]

Same

[@chatboulon743]

Doubtful, unless there's divorce in the mix and Mama Karen didn't like her precious angel getting vaxxed with the father's consent.

[@VoxSavage]

I laughed so hard when the boyfriend asked was the President a racist, because I did something similar. Had some weird attack and by the time hubby got me to the hospital I was super out of it. Nurses asked all the usual questions, didn’t know my name or birthday but when they asked who the President was hubby said I let loose this huge groan and said trump. Cracked the whole er up.

[@Silburific]

I'm sorry to say this- I'd hate to be weird, but I gotta get this off my chest- but you are one of the most attractive people I've ever seen. I don't mean sexually attractive (I'm ace), but my _god,_ you are a beautiful human being. Funny and charming and wholesome, of course, but _soooo_ friggen pretty too (or handsome- whichever you prefer). So glad I found your channel- it's like watching a classical painting that reads funny memes.

[@db_524]

I’m an Ace myself, and I 100% agree with you on this. I too find Cliccy very attractive as well.

[@indrimza]

Fun fact: theres a type of attraction called "aesthetic attraction"

[@KassieR329]

my dad got thousands of dollars in medical debt paid from one of those charities and it literally saved us. he got extremely sick, then had to get a surgery and he almost died on the operating table because he went under so deeply. after that he lost his job because it was a physical labor job

[@Memento_Mori_Morals]

I was at one time in debt over 200k from surgery and hospital stay that regave me feeling/movement in my legs and control of bodily functions. After a couple years they stopped seeking it but I dunno who forgave it tbh. But I had only county insurance at the time so it didnt pay for a great deal.... when you're seeing less than 50% of the minimum wage of the area, too, that makes living hard let alone huge medical debt.

[@darksmiley5081]

I mean yea I can imagine that it must be a crazy feeling to get close to 1 million subs, but Click, I can say from the bottom of my heart, you deserve that! You are such a funny guy (even if it's cursed humour), you are so incredibly wholesome and you not only make us smile and laugh with your videos, there are some lessons you try to teach your viewers as well, and for my part, your videos brighten up my day every single time, no matter how difficult life can be. Thank you for being on KZbin and making such amazing videos! :)

[@TheClick]

you guys are are way too sweet istg

[@pokemonpokemon4391]

@@TheClick 14:45 dude you're talking about MR'beast

[@rabiulalamador5506]

@@TheClick ALL the best Click we're here with you OuO

[@Jupiter-pilot]

@@TheClick i can't wait to see the 1million on your channel click!! Really you deserve this and more, because you keep us entertained and you give us the happy chemicals with your *Profesionally funny ™* jokes, there has been days where i feel down and i see that you uploaded a new video and i instantly smile, and i know that i'm not the only one. Really hope you get the 1M fast and even more!!

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Been here since about 300k subs and never looked back so I can attest to what OP had written. Keep being your gorgeous you , Clicky! 😍

[@revampedharpy09]

21:00 ok, i think this guy wins at boyfriending. like, seriously, this guy sounds amazing.

[@eucolecionodinossauros]

The Habanero enema sounds funny, until a lunatic does that to his kid that had been vaccinated agaist his/her will thinking they will help the child.

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

Well in that case we get to call CPS now

[@JuMiKu]

@@alexanderthegreat6682 These things never come out.

[@obsoletepixels]

CPS time.

[@whatis4295]

@@JuMiKu Yep, as a survivor of parental abuse, the police don't do jack to help you unless you force their hand. I've had a cop literally tell me that the police couldn't do anything to help me with my parents, harassing me, and threatening me on video, so I ended up going straight to the sheriff's office and had them warn my parents not to contact me again or they'd be arrested. Of course once I moved my parents started their shit again, but they stopped because my brother tried to put an axe in my head while I was filming my mother harassing me post move. The point is, the police isn't going to do anything unless you force them to and abusive parents aren't going to stop until they believe they are going to go to prison if they don't stop.

[@JuMiKu]

@@whatis4295 At least you realized you were abused. You became wiser and a better person than them and you deserve admiration for that. More than some people may earn in a lifetime. Most children of abusers and nutters grow up believing nothing was wrong and become part of the 'cult'. They just go on to abuse, because they never reflect There are so many teens out there that think getting bleach up your bum is good for you. Or that Jilly-juice cured their worm infection. Or that their mom's exploitative company's products can heal any cancer. The list goes on. Family can be a wonderful thing, but it can also be a cult. And you don't tattle on your cult. You assimilate. I find what you describe so heartbreaking as well. There is a victim and nobody is helping. We need a word for when the state neglects their duties towards the individual; when they don't help somebody, who needs them. I'm not talking about the individual officer, who may honestly say his hands are tied. Just the whole government that doesn't force its arms to act before somebody gets seriously hurt.

[@amanda021174]

On the "Black Friday" thing.....WAY back in the day, I worked for Wal-Mart (around 1997 or 1998), I witnessed 2 "Entitled Karens" having a knife-fight over a Furby . A couple years later, I worked at Target & saw customers literally break down the store 15 mins before it Open & everyone just went bat-shit crazy....this last story, not a "black friday" but it was on a Friday during the "Toilet paper COVID craze" 2 women was going straight-up WWE in wal-mart over 1 package of toilet paper. They were too busy trying to "Stone-Cold" each other that neither one noticed that I "stole" the toilet paper & made a mad dash for the checkouts before the noticed it was gone. All I can say is modern problems call for modern solutions. Hahaha!

[@kaitlynp5823]

This reminds me of the water crisis that happened where I lived where tap water couldn’t be determined as safe to drink. People were fighting over bottled water and bagged ice.

[@Moon_Savior]

@@kaitlynp5823 where I lived we had jet fuel contaminating our water, but the ppl who contaminated it refused to acknowledge it until like, 3 months after it was discovered, so now, whenever I visit the doctors, I have to mention I had contaminated water when I was 13 (this was recently) for the rest of my life.

[@Foxeious-zinexe]

Thire is an owl house comic that fits this perfectly

[@genesisofthebetween]

Obviously those two Karens didn’t realize how cursed Furbies are

[@RammerHammer]

I truly don't think there's anything more Canadian than paying someone in coffee and weed and I could not be prouder of my people rn.

[@Adraeth]

Damn this is powerfull... The russian guy calling his friend, you can see in his face how much he's hurting to just have believed what he was told. There, like... This pained, shamefull, apologetic expression, but something else, like he knows he'll never be able to really make up for the horrors his country has done and is still doing... This is rough...

[@Hatsune-Miku_Fan]

Timestamp?

[@noahlamens7877]

@@Hatsune-Miku_Fan yea

[@mamasimmerplays4702]

Yep. Russia's a big country. There's a lot of good people there who are just burning in shame at what their country is doing right now. And they don't even get a vote every few years to kick out the arsehole doing this to them.

[@theuncalledfor]

He's doing more than he realizes. Russia is having issues due to extremely low morale - turns out, troops that know they're in the wrong are not very good at fighting. I still feel sorry for them, because a lot of them die and they don't really have the option to just quit their job. It's an impossible, unfixable situation to be in.

[@tommerker8063]

@@theuncalledfor they should try teaching this to americans

[@peppermintmoon7354]

"I want to live in a world where normal is an insult." -- Misha Collins

[@robertbennett2796]

Normal is an illusion. Whats normal for the spider is chaos for the fly

[@ameliasellers6396]

There are spiders that can fly, which is terrifying.

[@mollywantshugs5944]

@@ameliasellers6396 I didn’t need to know this. I really didn’t need to know this

[@mcfarofinha134]

It kinda is nowadays. "normie"

[@missnaomi613]

Between myself and my kids, it kinda is! 🙃

[@yesanameirequested1682]

4:38 the meaning of that video is that: DO NOT FUCKING PULL A STUPID DOG FOOD PRANK, THERE ARE LITERALLY STRAY DOGS OUT THERE THAT LITERALLY KILL FOR THAT FOOD, INSTEAD GO OUT AND GIVE THOSE STRAY DOGS SOME FOOD NOT PULL A STUPID PRANK

[@amarisfrede2]

1:07 take out 2:54 the cat avenger 3:43 dating ghosts 4:08 Spiderman challenge 4:47 anti-vax peppers 8:07 Florida-Man 8:28 Only fans bro 9:47 a toast to anarchy 10:19 support your local... also parental control 13:11 shoplifting challenge 15:02 support artists 16:33 all forgiven (by John Oliver) 18:01 reward yelling 19:04 banpacks 19:43 couple goals 22:57 satanic activitys 23:44 college grannys 24:33 life hack 24:45 desert dudes 25:35 Texas Bounty Hunters 26:24 burns without words 26:51 guerilla parenting 28:33 husbands gal-pal 29:46 pen(is) pals (3 clips) 30:48 Church of England 32:00 attention please 32:46 no! 33:09 good citizen 34:30 positive disinformation 34:52 porch pirate 35:41 Putpocketing (+D&D rant) 39:48 don't jump

[@aimlessbanana]

Thanks!

[@ooi97]

40:15 PUPPERS

[@n0rdlys_40]

UNDERRATED

[@zefiro6829]

HERO

[@viridxty]

Thanks for this! :)

[@ethribin4188]

"I wrote the textboom for this course. But I'm going to pirat it for you guys, because I hatw my publishers." Geeze, how bad was the deal they gave him xD Instant respect to this professor.

[@psyvana]

Homelessness is often hidden. I only had to scrape by on the street a couple of times with a random talent during my 1year of No Fixed Abode with lots of sofa surfing and camping. There's a lot of people barely hanging in there.

[@Cru128]

In California, I’ve never seen hostile architecture, especially not in my city, since even though we do have a problem with homelessness, our previous mayor, Rusty Bailey used a lot of empty space to create homes for the homeless that were cheap and livable, and I respect him because he chose to stay in one of them for a while. He also created a major library in the city, which is also great.

[@JanMaynz]

I live in a small/big town (population fluctuates, tourist town, and it's the place for a lot of smaller communities to come for various things, including school) and I'm low-key impressed at our lack of homelessness. Most homelessness lasts less than a year, and ends because someone offers a spare room. If you see someone sleeping in the park, they're more likely to be a drunk who couldn't get a ride home than a homeless person. I will admit I've noticed an uptake in hostile architecture since the pandemic... the worst being this really great spot to sit and wait for the bus got this weird railing that makes it hard to sit on now. Because too many drunks were sleeping on it, apparently. I've contemplated taking a tool to it multiple times because that railing means you either stand, sit on sharp rocks, or on the ground while waiting for the bus...

[@spiceandmice9135]

Props to the professor sharing his textbook, one at my partner's school wrote his own textbook and rearranged it just enough every year that you couldn't use the previous years', and charged a couple hundred despite it being short and, iirc, not professionally bound.

[@EloquentTroll]

The story about that cool professor reminds me of Philosophy department from my college. If you know the Philosophy teaching field you can understand why. I got invited to faculty parties, and wow are they chatty drunks

[@ajwinberg]

I worked at Walmart for 13 years and wish someone would have started a campaign to stop people from coming into the store on Black Friday.

[@missnaomi613]

For what it's worth, for years I've avoided retail stores on Black Friday, like the Black Death! Nobody needs that kind of aggravation!

[@Nerobyrne]

a yellow warning vest really is the ultimate hack to doing anything to anything at any time, as long as it's remotely public.

[@OneTrickPony775]

There are times I want to give up on humanity, but then there are people like this that restores my faith

[@meatkirbo]

Banning Backpacks will either turn into a revolt or make it into a "What can I get away with" competition, and I love that

[@syrelian]

por que no los dos, revolt with your bullshit By The Words solutions, its beautiful spite

[@helpme5785]

24:50 that guy is braver than any US marine. Camels will NOT hesitate to take you off the census if you make them angry. I think casual geographic has a video about it

[@sourgreendolly7685]

"take you off the census" is a new one for me omfg 😂

[@helpme5785]

@@sourgreendolly7685 thank you! But I stole it from casual geographic. He has soo many good one liners like that

[@Trick997]

In my current campaign, I shook up the entire campaign by abandoning my patron before my soul got used up by it and gave half of it after getting my pact boon as a Warlock to a eldritch/celestial/fiend/great old one one diety my dm came up with who is a being of time and space. I helped create spells and abilities as well as how the abilities appear along side the dm to create chaos.

[@alexshinra6722]

Offt sounds like a sue with DM backing.

[@Trick997]

@@alexshinra6722 Nah, I am the main damage dealer in each combat so far. I actually progress the plot in good ways through very stupid means.

[@alexshinra6722]

@@Trick997 R/whoosh

[@SaberusTerras]

16:38 A few years back I read about several churches in the US doing this sort of thing as well. Buying up medical debt for pennies on the dollar and just forgiving the debt. A real pro bro move and really hit me as a rare time a church was in the news for doing something good.

[@pinkapetdesigns]

Stealing from corporations to give to the poor? Yes fantastic! Pranking porch pirates? Love to see it! Taking website/group names so bad people cant use them? Amazing work!

[@noizepusher7594]

I love how in effort to stay wholesome he tried to pretend they paid for it and that it was a clout for money for helping people kind of thing

[@mizunokioku]

Problem with stealing from corporations is that they take the losses from the employees' bonuses/pay. So you're not hurting the corporation but the minimum wage workers. I really wish more people knew this.

[@denjidenji9162]

​@@mizunokioku yeah, that's the only reason I can't get behind that kinda stuff. Corporations are fucked and they're just gonna take it out on people who don't deserve it. It's sad :(

[@Just_Reading_Comments]

@@mizunokioku you act like most corporations even give their minimum wage workers bonuses anyway. Those are only for upper management and above. Don’t get me wrong I still disagree with stealing, even from major corporations, as it leads to higher prices in general and stores moving out of areas, etc but let’s not pretend the minimum wage workers were going to receive bonuses or higher pay if theft stopped.

[@rainbowsoup458]

37:57 I also play a bard named Chad! He's a 6'1 golden retriever, who can't do much other than rizz people up. I love him with my whole heart lol

[@Zekrotan]

Drunk guy: *kicks cat* Me: "So you have chosen... DEATH?!"

[@catelynh1020]

Like 15 years ago, someone kicked my sib's cat. Once, but it broke his ribs (although he lived a good long life even after, although he was skittish around feet for a while, understandably). Needless to say, that person was out of our lives asap and I'm still angry at them to this day.

[@Zekrotan]

@@catelynh1020 Good that that person's out

[@fran321tec]

Death is fast, death is easy but DOOM is Eternal

[@deadlydingus1138]

I wholeheartedly agree and that’s coming from someone who doesn’t like cats.

[@fran321tec]

@@deadlydingus1138 no one likes that movie

[@areanot5158]

At some point I really wished the list of wholesome husband deeds would never end

[@leto1596]

That was the best part of the video and I'm only halfway through

[@originalkingdomhearts]

14:00 I don't condone stealing but if it was from a walmart I don't feel sympathy for them being stolen from.

[@TheAllSeeingCollective]

Fun fact: somebody at school yelled at me bc I called him a neurotypical. I shit you not, he thought I called him a slur or something. Me and my mother (someone in 8th grade who adopted me) who are both neurodivergents laughed at him and his stupidity. First edit ever go brr: Everyone in the comments needs to shut. Also thanks for 1k I'm genuinely surprised.

[@missnaomi613]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@torgranael]

It sort of makes sense. Negativity gets more views than positive ones, so propaganda and hatred will spread against everyone. I've got family on Facebook who frequently post supremacist content, but it's not considered hate speech because it supports minorities. People like these give everyone else a bad name. If all they're hearing all day, every day, is insults based on who he is, why would this new thing be any different. Just to be clear, I'm saying that it was a good thing to do, and I'm not saying "all neurodivergent people are scum" (far from it). I just saying that I understand why he might have snapped.

[@phaeste]

reminds me of transphobes getting offended whenever you call them cis

[@TheAllSeeingCollective]

@@phaeste yes

[@torgranael]

@@phaeste Considering how often cis is spat out as a slur, it's unsurprising.

[@panko_the_plantigore5653]

I live in Oklahoma City and the local shelter just put out a post on FB that was about the site being overpopulated, they were almost double their capacity, no less than a day later people flooded into the place adopting/signing up for fostering pets in mass amounts. They almost completely emptied the shelter and all those pets got to homes :)

[@christophercathcart881]

I remember a post during the Pokemon Go craze. A dog shelter put out a sign saying something like “want to play Pokemon Go but dont want to get weird looks. Take one of our dogs for a walk.” The people who came through ended up adopting the dog they walked.

[@missaniebananie6473]

MY fav subreddit because I try to do nice things and I never manage to do the, the normal way, I do them and by the time they are done I am covered in glitter and wood shavings and I have picked up 2 new hobbies, adopted a new animal, and confused every stranger I’ve come in contact with. This subreddit is full of people who are human shitposts in the best way, they find weird and creative ways to accomplish tasks and just exist. They don’t do it the crazy/weird way for attention, that is just how they do it. It warms my heart and soothes my severe ADHD

[@mach.in.a]

16:41 oh, yeah, john oliver is the definition of chaotic good. things he's done on his show include but are not limited to: - blackmailing congress to improve online security laws (specifically regarding the use of cookies) by threatening to reveal information about them that he found out through that same system. - making an extravagent and elaborate (and amazing) musical number, just to tell bob murray to eat shit. - running actual ads on fox news, targeted at donald trump. - having billions of raisins fall out of the ceiling as a metaphor. there's so many more elaborate jokes and gags and also genuinely good but weird things he's done over the years, i highly suggest looking into some of it.

[@catelynh1020]

I loved the building a giant hand to push a button to start spam calling the people who should be preventing spam calls. He was like "it was so easy to set this up, horrifically so, that we had to find something else to do to make it more fun, hence, the giant hand"

[@auntielu8531]

I love the catheter cowboy

[@utility63]

And he'll do them with an army of people on mascot costumes!

[@kempolar9768]

Don't forget Jeff the diseased lung mascot for when he went against tobacco.

[@Gloomdrake]

-Building a giant cake to spite a dictator -starting a church to show how stupidly easy it is

[@The_random_transbian]

This man, he’s hellsome, like a cat who’s extremely loving but chaos, he deserves every sub he gets and more.

[@nsc_notncs]

8:41 when you do something nice for your sibling but you remember your still the older sibling

[@RGC_animation]

When he said Black Friday was a scam, it literally is a scam. Like you know in Best Buy when the TV suddenly costs a lot cheaper? Well these TV's were SPECIALLY made just for Black Friday and they are made with the literal cheapest material imaginable and will probably break down after a few weeks.

[@kakashiXAino]

Places also raise the price over the year before lowering them to make it seem like a great deal. Just keeps tabs on an item and you'll see

[@Christopher_Gibbons]

Oh dear God no, no, no. There absolutely are penalties for filing false claims in Texas. At a minimum you are on the hook for their attorneys fees and costs. If you use a lawyer they can be sanctioned by the judge. If you represent yourself you can be declared a vexatious litigant. If you somehow escape all that you still loose all the court fees, you have to hire a process server to get the whole thing started, and then there is the expense of going to Texas to appear in court. You can bet your ass you will suffer consiquences for failure to appear. Do not take legal advice from Twitter.

[@toysruskid5074]

But if you file it from the library with a prepaid visa and sue every member of the proud boys and oathkeepers in Texas under the fake name Gay Tony then you're only out the filing fees.....

[@Christopher_Gibbons]

@@toysruskid5074 it's a lawsuit not Target gift card. You can't file like that.

[@toysruskid5074]

@@Christopher_Gibbons The local courts made it an online submission. I've never done it, but I've heard it can be done in under 30 minutes. >.< Edit: Not in Texas Heard from a bragging medical assistant so not a friend or particularly trustworthy source Know this was done due to the pandemic and not sure if it was discontinued.

[@Aries-ku8uk]

36:16 ok so I’m currently part of a dnd anime campaign (not really dnd, but whatever) and one of the sessions involved an evil Turret Company. Aim of the game: stealthily get to the basement and power down all of the turrets. There were two enterences: the front door, and a side door on the second story. Naturally, we all climbed in thru the massive turret at the top of the building. =D

[@bookishnewt8468]

I love how the guy kicks down the door and chucks a bag of money at his sister

[@loturzelrestaurant]

I'm so sad that the People Click always made fun of right now have a Field-Day and a Growth-Spurt. People who wanna decide over Others and ridicule People for how they were born. Matt Welsh and Fox-News literally work together to make a giant Attack against LGBT and especially Trans.

[@HyperWolf]

It kind of reminded me of how me and my brother used to give each other candy. We used to just throw it at each other. Until I got a Skittles bag to the face. 😂 Now it’s more of a toss than an actual throw.

[@deadlydingus1138]

I once had to explain to someone that taffy is only soft after you chew it.

[@shootingstar4468]

WHERE DID THE DUCK COME FROM THOUGH

[@B2WM]

@@deadlydingus1138 Or if you chuck it hard enough at your brother... Throwing things at a younger sibling like "hey kid, I think you'll like this" is instinct, right?

[@nichyuu]

As a person with ADHD 19:43 that post warmed my heart, people usually dont understand us and that is so considerate and sweet!

[@arcanine_enjoyer]

Speaking of Black Friday and making it easier for the employees. Imagine how chaotic it would be if you had to get a "Black Friday" pass like you're getting a concert ticket. It would be free but if you wanted to get into that store you need to have a legitimate pass

[@crystalgem7706]

I reverse trick or treated in 2020... Was the best experience ever. All the other kids were at trunk or treats... The expressions of pure joy from those still at home were so joyful.

[@WayToVibe]

About the School for Gifted Gold Diggers - Anna Bay has a KZbin channel. She's a successful gold digger and is intent on teaching women how to be a successful gold digger too. I just ignore all the "how to get a man" jazz and watch her videos for the self-improvement content. She really advocates for higher personal standards, healthy boundaries, knowing how to dress to be taken seriously, normal etiquette and a few tips and tricks on how not to look/act like you were raised by wolves. Highly recommend for anyone who wants easy self improvement strategies.

[@GhostHunterDipperPines]

A chaotic good story I heard of my grandpa: At a coffee shop, (long before I was born) my Grandpa and Grandma (for reference they were around 30 at the time) were at a Coffee shop. The service was taking slow, and he hadn’t gotten his coffee yet. So what dose he do? He gets up, goes behind the counter, and pours it for himself. He then goes around and pours coffee for everyone else. Grandma was very embarrassed from what I heard, and the staff weren’t too happy. Though I’d argue Grandpa just made their jobs a bit easier. They didn’t throw them out at all, guess they weren’t too keen on losing customers. I wish I could have met you Edward.

[@coffeegonewrong]

Late to the thread but I grew up in a small prairie town. Spent way too many hours enjoying restaurants that still had bottomless coffee. We always tried to serve ourselves instead of making the staff come pour our coffee. We also tried to be polite and not make a mess. It as assumed that keeping the servers happy meant they wouldn’t complain and stop us hanging out. On at least one day we had people coming in and out between classes, I think we had a table for 6 hours straight. Must have worked a little bit. Those restaurants probably kept us all out of trouble too since we didn’t wander town looking for excitement or someplace to hang out.

[@Cruznick06]

Homelessness is a problem *everywhere* in the USA at this point. Its really screwed up.

[@prismpawsstudios5154]

Chaotic good storytime: There is a funeral home in my city that puts jokes or funny sayings on their sign out front, they change them every few weeks and I like to read them whenever I drive past! Some examples of things they've written are: - I would like a refund on life - how do you like your eggs? umm, in a cake - "whenever you fall, i will be there to catch you." ~ floor

[@The_Shadowskald]

"Thanks for the meal." -- various worms and other bugs.

[@WestGarbage6]

Suggestion: "Oh boy 4 seconds so far" - Germs on the floor

[@violetdemedeiros8438]

22:47 WIFE THAT GUY UP

[@imjustyourlocalcocomilk2098]

That man is still a keeper

[@ashleyn.9166]

Worked Black Friday one year. Thankfully my store had waist high boxes around some of the registers. My wonderful manager was nice enough to honor my request to have one of those. Anytime anyone crossed over my barrier I threatened to call security and loudly said, "YOU'RE BEHAVIOR IS HOLDING UP THE LINE!" Within seconds everyone behind them would turn on them and their behavior fell in line. It was glorious. Edit: of course I only did it to atrocious customers.

[@captainpolar2343]

3:18 He deserved it, what kind of monster goes around kicking kitties!

[@Tekdruid]

Cat kickers go straight into Extra Hell.

[@Sr_ECO]

If someone kicks my dog im going to break a couple of bones who aren't mine

[@alisaurus4224]

And a 6-wk kitten?!? He could easily have killed it

[@Lectrikfro]

I accidentally tripped over my SO's blind dog in the middle of the night once, didn't hurt it but I still felt horrible. I would have kicked my own ass if I could

[@captainpolar2343]

@@Lectrikfro theres a difference between blindly tripping and straight up going at it; you will be spared, the guy will not

[@ZodiacSpirit2478]

I swear to Satan man I smile every time I watch one of The Click’s videos. He’s just so wholesome and it brightens my day to hear silky, smooth, voice

[@ravenkailu6703]

One science teacher at my school everyone loves, he doesn’t think that memorizing a textbook definition by forcing us to write it works so he’ll show fun vids eg myth busters, dangerous roller coasters, he has broken several brick in class with a hammer to show inertia (there is a brick cupboard) and it worked as I remember like everything

[@genesisofthebetween]

“brick cupboard” LMAO