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[@pandoratheclay]

That russian hacker be like: You are being rescued. Please do not resist.

[@miraculousdream7028]

XD

[@Mikeafton782]

IMAO

[@zuzanabartekova4823]

You will be upgraded

[@Twilight_Kirin]

My thoughts exactly.

[@hoopa6477]

​@@zuzanabartekova4823 The Cyberman will not he stopped

[@daniellelondon439]

“May your city be overrun by trees” is such a good threat and I love it.

[@UNSCPILOT]

Living in a city full of, and densely surrounded by even more trees, I have to say nature-welcoming cities are absoluty a good thing, the closer we get to a Solarpunk future the better

[@trainion9626]

ASDF Man "Tree powers Activate!"

[@Shota_Aizawa.]

😂😂😂

[@thedarklrd6714]

May the forest overtake your toxic jungle

[@trainion9626]

@@thedarklrd6714 Mother Nature will take back what's rightfully her's

[@thesovietunion9542]

My conversation therapist was actually a secret gay. They are now my best friend, and my spawnpoints are pissed. Removing my spawnpoints from my life was so satisfying

[@the_real_kel]

Spawnpoints lmfao 😂

[@Seraphus87]

"spawnpoints", that is brutal, I'll have to remember that one 😆

[@ender_9486]

Omfg legend. That is such a fucking creative alternative word- (but for any one who dosjt get it spawn points means parents)

[@kuromi2880]

Same thing happened to my friend!! I'll be a therapist and if anyone brings their kid in for conversion therapy I'll be their undercover gay too

[@TheAmyrlinSeat]

omg, spawnpoints is perfect for homophobic parents lol

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

My favourite anti-paparazzi story is when Daniel Radcliffe (I believe) was in a play and wore the same clothes every day he left the theater, for months, so that the paparazzi photos would become worthless because they were all the same.

[@Skullhawk13]

Yep cause they couldn’t prove they’re recent

[@waffles3629]

Lol, iconic

[@memelord8769]

There are three good parts to what Ralph did, 1. There is now one less assignment due 2. None of Ralph’s shit got stolen 3. A sex offender got shot

[@theveganduolingobird7349]

Technically speaking if you shoot someone for trying to rob you, you could make a case for castle doctorine

[@Em-fh6qc]

I love reading the comments before watching the video 😂 no context makes this amazing

[@Suited_Nat]

@@Em-fh6qc same XDD

[@carlrowlinson2833]

Read this comment before context... Boy that escalated quickly!

[@Pluto624]

Only bad part: the person he shot survived

[@Gamemaster13000]

Wow, Ralph really is a hero. Stop his girlfriend's abusive ex and saved a bunch of students from a assignment they didn't finish. Really went into that nuclear bomb and said "Superman..."

[@screaming_cat2007]

Ralph is the perfect Florida man.

[@ghostly4945]

Wait a min was that an iron giant reference… if so you are a man of culture

[@ethanfirith6116]

@Ghostly a man of culture as well, i see

[@cliccykittyuwu4729]

Hi guys UwU

[@ttskyhammer9169]

he stoped abusive ex with a gun)

[@RheaRobin]

I adore how that guy sacrificed his standing in the family to get his sister to follow her dream. The reality is he took the hit for being manipulative to prevent his sister from being forced into the family business. If she had done it on her own, all the hate her brother is getting would have been aimed at her. Considering that she is in school, the only reason she's mad is because it's a requirement to remain in the family's good graces. Toxic families suck.

[@miserablepumpkin9453]

Exactly. I hope she forgives him eventually though, they seemed to have a good relationship

[@hannajung7512]

She is probably also mad, that he lied to her. While he had good intentions he also abused her trust.

[@Eternus_transmogrifus49]

I have mixed feelings about this one.

[@misamisaa4547]

There's probably also a dose of fear of her family turning on her for not joining the family business - if her brother went with her to the same school, they would be in it together instead of the family only turning on one

[@Mercure250]

For anyone who's seen Code Geass, this is literally Lelouch. The method is definitely questionable, but the results speak for themselves.

[@got-any-energydrinks]

30:23 FUN FACT! It is illegal to cut down california redwood trees as it is an endangered species due to the over-harvesting of the species back during the gold rush in the 1860's!

[@sunmoonfx8251]

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT MOVE. Not only is the mayor dealing with all those trees in revenge but if he removes said trees he'll be breaking the law. And removal is already going to cost a ton. He's truly trapped in an impossible state... The trees reign.

[@rosethunder3820]

That is amazing! We get more redwoods and they represent pettiness!

[@52flyingbicycles]

Not so fun fact: the story is blatantly false. The user has a history of made up posts under different identities, the city has no recollection of any such incident, and redwoods cannot grow in drought-ridden south California

[@lujodrimovkvisin7843]

​@@52flyingbicycles I kind of expected it, it turns out that way most of the time I think that the same goes for the traffic light cameras

[@RabblesTheBinx]

​@@52flyingbicycles yeah, there's a bunch of inconsistencies with the story. An arborist wouldn't plant a tree like that close enough to a public sidewalk that it would cause damage, either.

[@JohnFleshman]

Thank you for advocating dudes wearing skirts. So much more comfortable than long pants or even skater type shorts. And no im not trying to be feminine. Im trying to be comfortable in 90 degree weather.

[@christinamann3640]

Women used to wear skirts over stockings in -40 weather, so all the power to you.

[@kaylarosemary936]

@@christinamann3640 eyy I still do (not that cold where I live tho)

[@speedstick8981]

At this point I’m about to buy a kilt.

[@Roadent1241]

And that's fine! I'd rather you be comfortable and not having heatstroke!

[@Gebunator]

I have one gripe with skirts: Not enough pockets.

[@16poetisa]

PSA: Don't feed ducks bread! Instant dry oats, seeds, or cracked corn are much safer. EDIT: Or peas - frozen, canned, etc. Thanks to everyone in the replies.

[@aquabluerose7734]

Seconding this! Bread is bad for ducks.

[@Kfroguar]

Thank you! I knew the bread thing but yours is the first time I've seen someone give good alternatives

[@andytheshark]

And peas

[@nescient1545]

Thank you

[@appleslice4412]

Give them peas instead, ducks go crazy for peas

[@bdpickett]

That story about the knight fighting the Nazis earned a freaking salute.

[@JutlandAngel]

Kinda reminded me of Mad Jack (British soldier), who while not a knight had a habit of playing the bagpipe and using a sword and bow and arrow against the nazis.

[@typiclyjohny5114]

*Germans

[@rebeccamount50]

@@JutlandAngel Came here to mention Mad Jack, glad someone else beat me to it.

[@catmanmliolunny]

@@rebeccamount50 beat me as well!

[@kstormgeistgem461]

a Czech Don Quixote!

[@rinthewolf]

Had one of those solo protestors at a clinic in my neighborhood. Walked up to him with my friend and asked him which part of the Bible says abortion us wrong. Friend countered everything he said and when the guy asked how we knew what he was talking about, friend just said *I'm a pastor". Guy suddenly stopped showing up.

[@gabrielapetrilli9852]

That’s awesome 👏

[@diamondseraph9369]

God what I wouldn't give for a pro-LGBTQ+ pastor (or at the very least one who isn't _ANTI_ LGBTQ+ and just kinda of the mindset of "you do you") to do this with all the homophobes/transphobes who talk about how the Bible is anti gay or whatever.... Like, just picking apart their arguments one by one (and pointing out all of the misconceptions and possibly even mentioning what things are mistranslation errors like the "man shall not lay with man" or whatever bit (a more accurate translation would be "man shall not lay with boy" i.e. don't be a p*dophile) while providing counter arguments with things that talk about how they're being un-christian by being openly homophobic since they're supposed to be kind and compassionate to others regardless of who they sleep with. Because as someone who doesn't really read the Bible much at all I've noticed that the _SECOND_ you point out that they're not being very Christainly by being A-holes to LGBTQ+ people when they're supposed to be kind to them they tend to back off...so I would _LOVE_ to see someone who knows the Bible a lot better and who's not homophobic/transphobic (or at the very least actually follows the Bibles teaching despite that because they aren't _COMPLETE_ hypocrites who ignore various parts of the Bible in favor of going against what they percive as a sin) tearing into them.

[@jmking4943]

Kudos to your friend 🫡

[@LangstonJones-s6n]

amen bro (mostly joking but he cool)

[@alexarobinson2850]

Agents of chaotic good right there!

[@All54321]

5:35 In his defense, they said he had a wimpy mailbox, so he made one that wasn’t wimpy. Not sure what they expected.

[@The1stPurpleCat]

I want to start a “conversation camp” where homophobic Christian parents send their gay kids, but I’m actually a gay Christian. The only ‘conversion’ happening is from feeling like your an abomination for being gay to realizing you’re loved for who you are 💖

[@turntechDoghead]

i would so go there

[@Bunny._.IsHere]

Conversion Camp: Convincing kids gay = bad *Conversation* Camp: Convincing kids it's okay to be gay and you're loved no matter what.

[@The1stPurpleCat]

@@Bunny._.IsHere ~ I mean, my phone auto corrected conversion to conversation, but actually... maybe I could get immunity to suing cause I never advertised a "conversion" camp, I advertised a "conversation" camp. Their fault for not reading it right.

[@mintqo]

@@bananabreadloaf food with the colors of a sexuality would be amazing

[@duckcheesesause3026]

listen, im a genderfluid lesbian and would love to work with/for you

[@kittenfluff1513]

This reminds me of how my mother wouldn't help me with my mental health (I had undiagnosed ADHD, and it was effecting me so much so that I couldn't get my work done because I couldn't concentrate on it for long enough no matter how hard I tried) so when we had family reunions and my aunts would ask the usual "how are you", instead of responding with the standard "I'm good", I instead said "I'm mentally unstable and my parents are refusing to do anything to help me" my mother tried to defend herself by saying she would've taken me to talk to my doctor if I had asked, (which wasn't true because she literally told me "oh yeah you definitely have it, but you can function so you're fine") I ended up having her schedule the doctor's appointment in front of them to make sure she wouldn't try to back out of helping me and my doctor was able to prescribe me the medication I needed. (My family had an intervention for me afterwards because "you can't just manipulate your mother like that and try to make your mother look bad in front of the family just because you feel like she's not good enough, she's still your mother" which thry convinced me wss true until I told my sister about and she used basic logic to help me see through the toxic)

[@scoutlaceharding]

Really glad your sister was there to help you through the toxic. And go you for figuring out a way to get the help you needed! If your mom wasn't going to help you, reaching out to other adults in your life is a great thing to do. The fact that she was ashamed when her own behavior toward you was exposed is not your fault, nor is protecting her pride your responsibility.

[@DRAMATICJELLYBEAN]

First of all, I’m sorry you were ever in the situation of knowing that you needed help and it being denied of you. I want to go into Psychiatry or Psychology for a career and really want to find a way to help people that have similar stories. Second, I’m glad you were able to get the diagnosis that you needed, as someone who also has ADHD my diagnosis was life changing and I’m glad that you were eventually able to get what you needed. Your mom sounds horrible and the people who either “don’t believe in types of mental health conditions” or say “oh you can’t have this because this!” Make me so mad and I’m glad your sister was there to help you.

[@theuncalledfor]

This is why "blood is thicker than water" is a toxic philosophy that no one should believe in. If your family is a bunch of shitty people, disown them at the earliest convenience and have a better life.

[@jellycraxkhead7731]

I honestly can't see why parents don't help children with their problems anymore, my parents ignore me when I tell them to take my brother to a mental hospital because he's definitely messed up- I personally think parents are supposed to be there for their kids, especially to help them with their problems. I'm glad you were able to get what you needed, and to realize they were toxic

[@beenice1555]

Slayyyy best thing to do. ❤

[@maracaegrizzley8734]

The guy who "manipulated" his sister into getting her into med school, their parents had already decided his sister's life course and it did NOT include going to med school or becoming a doctor and I highly doubt that it included having anything in her own name. It's painfully obvious to me that they had decided that she would help them with the "family business" until she found a husband and then her husband would step into place as the heir to the business. And that's *if* their plans for her included the possibility of her getting married *at all* to be honest. The pattern's just too obvious. So good on him for helping her get what she always wanted and the independence that comes with it. Yeah, it sucks that the whole family, it seems, is against him, but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do for someone else.

[@kempolar9768]

In my opinion he lost nothing and his sister gained everything. If you are stuck with a family that will actively lie in order to gaslight/manipulate a family member into feeling guilty. Then no matter how much good standing you may have, it shall all be lost in a moment upon the parents next mood swing. The brother is left in the exact same position in the family he already had and the sister has now moved forward in life. There was no sacrifice and only benefits today.

[@territoryxdeath3614]

As somebody who wants to be a therapist, conversion therapists that are “undercover gay” are my idols tbh Doing god’s work

[@MrDoggoCraft]

Just like owners of the camps who actually support us

[@drawerganizer785]

Infiltration is a wonderful thing. If there's an organization that you think is harming people, go be a part of it. Even if you are forced to distasteful things, the person who would have taken your place would have done the same things, but at least you care.

[@observingrogue7652]

No. They are too good for god. Why would god make & allow people to be gay, then order & allow other people to torment them? Then there's the story of Job, and the incident with god ordering Issac's father to sacrifice him, gut his son Issac like a fish, just for the father to prove his loyalty to god. God clearly enjoys our suffering, even from his most loyal followers like the man named Job, and god doesn't deserve our love, nor our respect. He deserves to have his teeth kicked in. God deserves to be sodomized and beaten to death. God isn't good, he's an insecure, manipulative evil assh0le. Doing what's good for humanity, is not god's work. Blindly being his bitch, and sacrificing all for his ego, is god's work.

[@JoshSweetvale]

"Doing god's work." No? Christians do God's work, and God hates... _well._ God hates basically everybody who isn't an obedient white man.

[@MrDoggoCraft]

@@drawerganizer785 and try to little things you believe in to make it bearable

[@docdoc.4500]

Chaotic people are just a natural way of appreciating a chaotic, horrifying world!

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

So Shadow the Hedgehog?

[@postagestamp8365]

666th like, guess im pretty chaotic

[@IDontExist768]

yess

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

See sometimes you gotta be chaotic good and sometimes you gotta be chaotic evil, it all depends on the situation, sometimes it's DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY, CLOSE HAUL HER, LUFF THE SAILS AND LAY HER IN IRONS!! and sometimes you just have to be like "You want me to come down there so you can kill me? Yes? I'll be right over!!" Either way embrace the chaos of the world, take what you can and give nothing back, just like Jack Sparrow

[@prinzessinderverurteilung5553]

@@chaoticdetectivepeach And sometimes you just gotta be like "BURN THE WITCH....wait I'm a witch"

[@teresaellis7062]

There is a sad reason why there are signs about not feeding the ducks. A lot of people feed the ducks bread. I was guilty of it too. But I found out that if ducks and other waterfowl eat too much bread and not a balanced diet, they can get angel's wing. Sounds pretty, but is deadly to wild ducks and other waterfowl because it makes it impossible for them to fly. Their wings grow improperly and the feathers stick out at an odd angle, giving the disorder its name. So, just watch the wild ducks and don't feed them.

[@LaNoireDetruit]

Another important reasons why you shouldn't feed ducks (and other birds on water) is that the crumbs that fall into the water sink to the ground and mold and tip the whole balance of the pond/lake - in the end killing the fish and other water animals, too.

[@KathiEOSp]

Yes, very true. I believe too much bread can also cause blockages in their stomachs and prevent them from digesting other foods. If you really want to feed ducks, give them fruits, vegetables, small bugs, or actual duck food from the store.

[@purple_punkie]

Or you can feed them peas if they're on land.

[@leafyeevee5939]

I thought it was because since if you feed wild animals, they associate people with getting fed and they can end up hurting you if you don't.

[@Fknspill]

In sweden where i live there are signs in the park "Don't feed the birds with bread, it doesn't have enough calories in it. Please only feed them seeds or nuts"

[@spyderbyte975]

The demon doctor man makes me so exceedingly happy, I did the same thing at pride with two other people at the protestors, it was amazing.

[@Jackie_XIII]

I am too goddamn immature to talk to somebody like this lol The moment someone tells me to "come to Christ" I will be making as many semen jokes as I can quite possibly muster.

[@spyderbyte975]

@@Jackie_XIII They're not listening anyways, so, honestly it's a fair and reasonable response

[@screaming_cat2007]

@@Jackie_XIIIYES DO IT MESS WITH PEOPLE

[@bladenot-runner1795]

@@Jackie_XIII I absolutely can't help myself, lol. I immediately put my religious upbringing to use and make the most sacrilegious jokes possible.

[@GeorgeABMoore]

Chaotic is really just a “fine, I’ll do it myself” attitude wrapped up in being sick of everyone’s nonsense

[@fulicious2991]

The brother sacrificing his family standing for the sister's med school is adorable

[@lawrencelopez9839]

"How dare you manipulate me into pursuing my dream regardless of filial piety. I am so mad I'm going to go to... medschool?" sister.exe has crashed

[@ghostout]

@@lawrencelopez9839 its like he was using lawful evil means to fight lawful evil

[@MaskedReviews]

The psychological effect of a knight in armor attacking your tank has to be impressive. Especially if any of the soldiers idealized themselves as the modern equivalent of the Crusades

[@WestGarbage6]

"You call yourself a crusader? Unacceptable!"

[@MaskedReviews]

@@WestGarbage6 🤣🤣🤣

[@Totally-a-girl-and-not-mothman]

@@WestGarbage6 they are fools to think they are crusaders and not be like that guy

[@AllenTax]

Or the 300 😅.

[@kittyplayz1480]

Yah I’d be like well what the fuck do we do

[@billysmith5409]

The tree story was just perfect. They killed Clyde and his dad was all like “you killed my son and now you will suffer.” then planted 100 of the largest and longest living trees on the planet all over.

[@Bobis32]

what even funnier is they legally cannot remove redwoods and sequoia's in California as they are a state protected tree

[@divinely_idiotic]

absolutely fucking amazing.

[@RAHelllord]

Sadly that story has been proven fake. But it's a fun fantasy story nonetheless

[@billysmith5409]

@@RAHelllord I think I read that somewhere but I wish it was true because it’s some real Heinz Doofenshmirtz stuff evil but well-meaning and not malicious.

[@niftyturnip]

@@RAHelllordif i ever happen to have 100 tree on me i think i know what must be done

[@bananananananabatman8999]

The longer the segment about the guy who uncovered the traffic camera conspiracy went on, the sentence “wake up samurai, we got a city to burn” was more and more agreeable

[@mangaanimefan3089]

It just goes deeper and deeper!

[@tori8247]

Omg y'all I live in the county this is happening in (& yes our gov't is hella corrupt - we have the "Hamptons" ffs, so guess what's in office cuz money talks & bullshit walks?) & it doesn't even BEGIN to cover it! My local council went back on the idea to install these same cameras in my town (not the same town as Stephen) as sooo many people threatened to damage them in response, it was a turn off. Because of Stephen, the installation of these traffic cameras went from stream rolling through the area to stopped dead w/o progress, lmfaooo.

[@colony30sshittyproudbanner]

Once again: majority of politicians are corrupt jerks who want money

[@winston2443]

They should make a movie about this guy it could be a suspense genre. The name Stop light. It has it all, a Robin hood esq character, government conspiracy, attempted murder come on Holywood!

[@jodk2824]

This adopting-a-duck thing almost happened to my mum and me. We saw a chicken with like seven babies walk along a road in the middle of nowhere (no idea where she came from) and one of the chicks couldn't keep up, kept being left behind. We tried to help out at first, carrying it to the mother so she would notice, but she just went on. So we took it home, it probably would have died otherwise. Well, Henriette grew to be nine years old and was the best chicken ever.

[@number1toyafan]

Henriette shall be remembered in our hearts. Thank you for sharing their story

[@laylamcbee]

Rest in peace Henriette. And rest in peace my best chicken ever, 6 year old Henrietta.

[@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00]

"[she] was the best chicken ever" But, how did you keep the tears in while eating her?

[@thermo-nuclearwarhead1845]

@@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 just no please no

[@miraculousdream7028]

Such an adorable wholesome story!

[@willcline5918]

The one where they tricked their sister into continuing pursuing medical school was so good. Well done

[@theuncalledfor]

"I know I manipulated you. I do not deny that. But so did they. The difference is, they did it for their own selfish gain. I did it to give you a better, happier life. And you are happier. I count that as a win, even if you never want to see me again. And being disowned by them is a net positive, I don't need these parasites in my life. Neither do you. I hope someday you see how selfish and nasty they are, so you too can be free." What she should have told her sister.

[@colony30sshittyproudbanner]

That was well done, still sad the sister got mad at the sibling though

[@MatsuyoRific]

Imagine if a bunch of people became conversion therapists for the sole purpose of teaching kids that they are valid, that there is absolutely nothing wrong with them, and how to pretend to their parents that the conversion worked and that they're TOTALLY not gay/trans anymore.

[@GreasusGoldtooth]

Agreeing with someone who is trying to insult you is actually a great way to turn the tables on them. They expect denials or justifications, so leaning into it even harder throws them off.

[@CrystCrunch]

Even better, insult yourself further. They can’t win if you beat yourself!

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

Especially when it comes to 'religious insults'. Like, what are they gonna do? Drag you to church against your will? That's assault.

[@GreasusGoldtooth]

@@Sammy_The_Umbreon Them: You're a filthy idolater! Me: Yes, I'm aware. My religion does involve idolatry and I was running late so I didn't shower today. Them: Wait, no, that's not what I meant . . .

[@Skullhawk13]

Why yes I am trash thank you for noticing UwU

[@DuckiesLeDuck]

My brother always calls me weird or sometimes gay(I'm pan so technically I fall in that spectrum)and I just straight up agree. It's pretty amusing to see the confusion in his eyes.

[@gabsrants]

That tree story is probably the best example of a chaotic druid I ever heard. I'll use it next time I want to make a house rule.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

That's what I was thinking too... XD

[@yehee_GotYourToes]

@Darryn Dawson and then makes a dryad

[@tagmopruannsilver8267]

I was hoping those species were also protected. "These trees would be expensive to remove if you were allowed to" or "wow, that's a nice tree. Do you have a permit to remove it? No?"

[@devilishreader9993]

how many actions do you need to take care of a tree for 30 years?

[@sheikhyerboutial-nait]

You inadvertently came up with the perfect title for the tree revenge movie. Because the arborist was planting the trees as revenge for his "murdered" tree, he did so while in mourning. Therefore, call the film "Mourning Wood".

[@srirachasalad]

in some places you aren’t allowed to take out redwoods

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Why can't we just call it Revenge of the Trees and make the trees moaning monstrosities while having them destroy human cities.

[@kneau]

@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla hmm. Revenge of the Trees... easy to market as RotT. I approve!

[@fernandomarques5166]

Red Forest would be cool too

[@HallowedKeeper_]

@@fernandomarques5166 i like that better

[@colony30sshittyproudbanner]

It's kind of sad that the sister for the doctor story was angry. Yeah, they lied, but it was to let you pursue your dream STACY.

[@karinsch3347]

I understand that she is angry as a first and maybe second reaction. But I think she will come around.

[@MudouSarah]

"I'm old and I don't care..." I feel that, dude. I feel that.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

The saying from all the veterans who survived the 2020 era.

[@INACTIVE12678]

He says that he wouldn't use the word manipulative to describe how the parents acted but that is absolutely manipulation, they were using emotional manipulation on their daughter to make her abandon her own dream. W to the sister that gave up her own standing within the family to get her sister the dream job that she had always wanted

[@jgt2598]

Bonus points if that undercover good guy therapist collected all of the evidence of abuse happening at said re-education camp and delivered it to the authorities. There is as much abuse happening in those places as the phrase "forced re-education camp" would lead you to think.

[@biazacha]

The issue is, in various states all forms of physical punishment towards children are covered if is for “educational purposes”. Is horrifying, but there isn’t much people can do, specially when said institutions tend to be super active lobbyists.

[@robotkade9107]

The parents are abuse to for forcing there kids to be trans and doing messed up surgery on them

[@Techno_Idioto]

@@robotkade9107 Your kind of people are the problem.

[@SirHaxe]

​@@robotkade9107lol, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel

[@KangarooKommando]

@@robotkade9107maybe once you know how to say words you can come back and explain what the fuck you were smoking when you posted this bud

[@rinthewolf]

The tree story made me think of a DnD comic that pointed out that trees would be some of the most dangerous monsters to fight. Colossal size, hundreds of HP, enough limbs to get like 20 attacks per round, and natural barkskin for defense. A Redwood would be the arboreal equivalent of a Terasque.

[@kattastic9999]

I ran a one-shot prison escape "campaign" where the final boss was the tree and bushes planted by the fence. The tree punched half the players to death instantly

[@butterchicken83]

This is exactly the kind of wholesome the world needs more of.

[@sirius_ly.-.]

Yess! I very much agree :)

[@bendystrawz2832]

I love his random ramblings. "Everyone should wear thongs. And everyone should wear skirts." _But not at the same time, Click._

[@chrislanglois8275]

@@bendystrawz2832 chaotic good skirt/kilt wearer doesnt care, they wear what they like and sometimes what they like they wear just to spite u. >:D lol

[@ellis9790]

I completely agree! I really needed this video today

[@pixie7349]

Lol I would like but your at 666 😂 I just want to keep it there.

[@Silverbarber]

As far as the snowplow story, in the US mailboxes are technically considered government property and depending on the state/city, the area x feet from the road are the city's/state's property. So technically the snow plow wasn't trespassing on his property, but it's still dang satisfying that he got that revenge.

[@robertbennett2796]

Depending neighborhood if its a stand alone mail box its home owner responsibility if its a comunity mail box its the USPS or local government property

[@svgamer7160]

But then the snow plow technically destroyed federal property and there's a huge fine with that.

[@valashar5313]

This is untrue. A mailbox is the property of the property owner, be that a private individual, management company, business, or government entity. There are codes and laws in place to ensure that postal workers are allowed safe access to them but the postal service has no ownership over them in any way, shape, or form. The curb zone that exists between the street and sidewalk in some areas is also not city/state property but is by law an area that they have access to for purposes of underground utility placement and sidewalk maintenance. Access/stewardship is NOT the same as something being owned by the government in question.

[@Insertia_Nameia]

@@robertbennett2796 in the US, ALL mailboxes are owned by USPS. Evenif they're attaches to your house. They're all federal property. Technically to get revenge all he had to do was contact his local post master. Federal beats State every time.

[@Silverbarber]

@@valashar5313 mail boxes are considered federal property. While the home owner/property manager might instal, maintain, and use the mail box, it is still technically owned by the federal government. The strip of land, upon actually looking it up, actually is privately owned, depending on how property lines were drawn. Thanks for pointing that out

[@bleachedkill]

I love indestructible mailbox stories. They're pretty much all the same, but it's still so sweet to hear. P.S. Your mailbox is technically the property of the USPS and vandalizing them is a FEDERAL crime.

[@samlieneck6943]

so that person was committing a federal crime by running it over?

[@sheoakgirl]

(in Aus, so no USPS, But:) tamer story, we had an issue with teens stealing our mailbox (wood on a pole) when i grew up, we usually found it a day or 2 later. one day teen me found it in the nearby park, and i carried it home, pulling a muscle in the process. "right" goes dad "that''s enough of that" he reattaches it to an identical looking, but longer pole, digs a hole a meter (bout 3 feet) deep, fills hole with concrete and sinks pole all the way to the bottom. no noticeable difference to look at, but it never got stolen again. adult me drove past there (20 years later) its still there.

[@leeshajoi]

Way back in the day, I remember hearing about a neighborhood where the snowplow driver made a point of knocking down as many children's snowmen as possible... so some of the kids built a snowman over a fire hydrant.

[@kindlin]

@@leeshajoi Such a simple act leading to such profound consequences.

[@lloroshastar6347]

In the UK we don't really have mailboxes we have a small slot on the door called a 'letter box'. So we don't get people vandalising them as they'd effectively be vandalising someone's front door, BUT you do get people sending nasty things through people's letter boxes sometimes.

[@evansgardens]

25:39 I love how the guard is smiling at the doctor! I support ppl who troll the harrassers bc several friend have been threated just bc they were going to planned parenthood for birth control

[@smccormack8959]

Ok he was just streaming and I fell asleep as weird as it is. He is so kinda and comfortable. I hope the turtle either got sacrificed or re-educated. Edit: I just woke up when I wrote this and am plueged with dyslexia.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Bad sleep schedule?

[@Thy_coco_doth_grow_cold]

The turtle got re-educated btw

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@Thy_coco_doth_grow_cold I'll show you some re-education.

[@Shortjascha]

I have late school and early work so I usually have a long nap in-between. I love putting click on while sleeping, his voice always puts me to sleep and I wake up to a great video.

[@ninjakiwigames5418]

Ah, yes. The turtle

[@thatoneguy4807]

As a transmasc person, deleting my period tracker app after they stopped was such an amazing sense of gender euphoria. Now, I have downloaded multiple apps to aid the lovely person in entering nonsense for data. The chaos I hope to cause brings me more gender euphoria. Thank you period tracking apps. I hate you so much, and thank you for being a wonderful aid to my gender :)

[@dimitrisskar4174]

english isnt my first language so i dont understand anything ur saying. what's a transsmasc person

[@--CHARLIE--]

@@dimitrisskar4174 basically a trans person who identifies as male

[@DrT0705]

Hey, I'm all for being who you want to be, but I don’t understand the rationale in messing with an app that you no longer need but others might benefit from.

[@Bouncy_Seal]

@@DrT0705 Data from the apps could likely be used to find out when someone is pregnant and focus attention on them for enforcing abortion legislation, and as far as I can tell the idea is to make it harder to do that.

[@thatoneguy4807]

@@Bouncy_Seal that was my intention :) like maybe someone is pregnant and wants an abortion, and their app sees that they are pregnant. But instead of seeing that, the fetus forcers are too busy wondering what is going on with me to see that someons going to get an abortion

[@dragon_biscuits]

The story about Clyde and the trees makes me so happy, I really hope those trees outlive us all

[@44R0Ndin]

IIRC those specific kinds of trees are ALSO endangered species (or close to it), which makes getting rid of them a BIG bureaucratic snafu (as is anything when dealing with the EPA).

[@barbaradesigns1774]

@@44R0Ndin I was about to research that, thank you

[@FennecTheRabbit]

Some folks have been talking about the issue being that. Clyde was damaging the sidewalk (which created a hazard for folks who could trip and such or cause issues with folks who use mobility devices) like I’m sure there was a better solution that just DESTROY THE TREE.

[@marshallf8678]

Rip Clyde may he Rest In Peace knowing that his parent has gotten revenge for his death.

[@Archbishop_of_the_Noodle]

Story is bull. Sequioa's can't live in the bakersfield area weather. This story was debunked about 4 years ago when they tracked the guys location down.

[@deancontiwriter13]

10:49 that's like literally the plot of a book I'm writing... A gay italian-american kid who has lost all of his safe-places during the summer between his junior and senior year of high school, gets suggested a summer camp that promotes itself as conversion therapy but it's actually a wholesome supportive summer camp for queer youth. so he comes out to his family at dinner and then the early morning after leaves the brochure in the mailbox while walking his dog. and the story is just like his summer at the camp. If anyone's curious, the camp in the story is called "Camp St. Dorothy"(parents think saint=religious, but "friends of dorothy" is an old code name for gay people)

[@plenty-of-stardust]

That sounds like a great story, I hope the writing is going well!

[@littleolmee]

Got a story for ya Click. Way back in the 1990s, our mailbox kept getting hit by this brat teen who lived with his grandparents down the road from our place. I can't remember how many times we replaced it before I got fed up. Told my hubby as we were picking out this plastic Rubbermaid mailbox we were dropping a lot of money on in hopes it would last and that what we needed was some huge rocks on each side of our mailbox to discourage this kid. Just so happened that hubby's grandparents out in the country had some huge rocks that were part of a foundation that was torn up years ago. We drove out and explained the situation & granddad was all for it. He fired up his huge tractor that had a front loader on it & started loading these huge rocks into the back of our pickup. The truck was a little light on the front end from the weight of the rocks, we all laughed & away we went back home. We used our tractor to move these huge rocks. Imagine 3X4 foot rock (3 ft high & 4 ft long). Now our mailbox sat below the road level the curve was on a bit of a hill so these rocks were about a foot above the road rest hidden underneath. Well, that night the kid comes around the corner & like usual he gets off the road to aim at our mailbox only this time there is this huge thump sound, a crashing sound, & metal grinding. We get up, get some shoes on, and grab a flashlight. The kid is gone, already at home & I hear yelling at his grandparents' place about what happened to his truck. And there sitting on top of one of the rocks is the driver's side turn light, & headlight in pieces. Never had another issue with this kid hitting our mailbox. Still got that plastic Rubbermaid mailbox we bought back in the 1990s lol.

[@CodedHumor]

Awesome

[@janemiettinen5176]

I read similar story, but it was a gaggle of teen boys in a Mustang or GTO or something and they always came after dark. The owner got fed up, replaced his mailbox with this huge steel contraption and waited. The brats even had the nerve to yell at him afterwards, “You tried to kill us! Look at Steves wheels! His dad is gonna end him!”.. I love these stories. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes :)

[@nerdywitches]

In Finnish we have this saying "kiusa se on pienikin kiusa", "even a small annoyance is still an annoyance". It applies, among other things, to inconveniencing your enemies out of spite and to waste their resources even a little. Also, skirts are awesome. I always (except hiking and such) wear long skirts for that swishy feeling and comfort.

[@hotpocketoverlord7800]

i wear a scottish kilt when hiking. it goes down to about your knees. it’s fantastic

[@RydarkVoyager]

Loved the story of the homeless guy protecting OP's car, when all the others got messed up. But a suspicious person might wonder whether this was a case of deliberate hype, ensuring you get your protection money by messing up everybody who DIDN'T pay.

[@kstormgeistgem461]

well, there's that but something i thought about was what could have happened to the guy if he Was on the up-n-up... if the whole thing was being done by thugs, the poor dude might have ended up getting really messed up or _worse_ all for a measly fifteen bucks.

[@foogod4237]

@@kstormgeistgem461 You have to believe that a guy who's used to living on those streets at that point would already know what fights he should and shouldn't pick, and would probably not risk getting badly injured just to defend the car of somebody who gave him a few dollars every once in a while.. Just because he's homeless doesn't mean he's stupid (usually quite the opposite, actually). And the racketeering angle seems unlikely since (a) from the sound of it, they'd been doing this arrangement multiple times before without incident before anything actually happened to any cars and (b) if it was something that he was actively soliciting of everyone, then one would expect some of the other cars would be protected as well, and OPs wouldn't have been the only one out of all of them that came out unscathed.

[@clindsell6111]

@@kstormgeistgem461 nah man if it was just some normal person sure but someone on the street has nothing to lose its not worth risking getting stabbed over when there are more cars five feet down the road

[@darcieclements4880]

Honestly, in person it is not hard to tell the 2 apart. Real life is not media tropes.

[@waffelreplays5401]

9:30 Fun fact: One time during WWII, a russian chef took down an entire german Panzer 38T with only an axe. He bent the Machine gun with it and started yelling orders to his comrades (even though he was all alone) and the german crew got so scared that they bailed out and were captured by a random cook with an axe. Worst thing is: He did something similar A SECOND time by opening the commander's hatch on a Panzer IV and killing the crew with a grenade and then got inside the tank and machine gunned down the german infantry. So yeah, don't underestimate the knight with the sword and the horse.

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

I love that the vengeful tree planter is incredibly similar to my new druid: she decided she didn't like people and society, so now she just grows plants wherever she wants. She forcefully overgrows buildings run by unpleasant people, and she adopted a changeling who was being experimented on

[@amatsu3989]

Question: did you use plant growth for the mold and moss growing in between the walls/crevices of their buildings at times?

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@amatsu3989 I haven't had a proper chance to play as her yet, so this is mostly backstory, but that is an incredible idea

[@devincetee5335]

@@crazcatladeestudios9956 Do they have a soft spot for the less fortunate?

[@irinademirgian319]

that's BRILLIANT

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@irinademirgian319 I'm glad you like her :)

[@drtaverner]

"You're a murderer, sir." "And knowing that, you're still willing to risk pissing me off? Hmmm..."

[@BeingChaoticfun1]

Hehe

[@dimitrisskar4174]

wut did he protest for? at a clinic as well bruh

[@lennyfacebutnotreally3198]

@@dimitrisskar4174 protesting agaisnt abortion for what I understood

[@thedarklrd6714]

@@lennyfacebutnotreally3198 so protesting women's rights basically

[@LonelyAssassin96]

This is the point where I realize that I would be a perfect "undercover agent" for anti-gay things. I am a cis woman. I am married to a cis man. Neither of us are straight.

[@screaming_cat2007]

Perfect agent, you’re hired.

[@arthurlepy3203]

It has been a year but may I ask how did this marriage happened ?

[@LonelyAssassin96]

@@arthurlepy3203 My husband is bi, and I am ace.

[@arthurlepy3203]

Ok thx (and sorry, I could have guessed, I didn’t think it through very much)

[@letiziavisintin5603]

well, i disliked this comment on accident. what i actually wanted to do was to say "how cool! i'm also ace :)"

[@queenmaeve2861]

10:19 This reminds me of my childhood friend. She loved this horse camp but it was heavily christian and pro conversion therapy. Thing is, she is bi. She ended up being a councillor there, tricking them on the application because she wanted to be a good councillor to them. Around the staff she would say the usual christian bullshit about conversion and sin but in a way that can hint to the kid that she was safe, but she would then hunt down the kids after to have a proper convo with them to help boost their self image and support them. She wasnt the only one that did that either. The network ended up being so good with the kids that they tended to assign them to the gay and trans kids to help "fix" them. The kids got in on it too. She did this for like 4 years and it never ceased to amaze me.

[@Syceroe]

As a Christian who hates how politics have become more important than the story and message of Jesus Christ, I completely agree that any church that is telling people how to vote and who to vote for in local or national elections should be taxed. Hopefully it'll be a wake up call to them.

[@kenbottechsupport9270]

As a fellow Christian, agreed. I've seen so many people lose faith the more political churches have become.

[@dimitrisskar4174]

wdym tax? doesnt the government fund their existence?

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah

[@seantaggart7382]

@@kenbottechsupport9270 indeed We need to reunite

[@NiennaFan1]

Also both major US parties have some Christian and some un-Christian principles so saying that one party can’t be Christian is just wrong

[@christinapalafox]

I was homeless in Austin as well, and I had a great, safe sleeping spot with security cameras at an auto repair shop because I kept people from breaking into the cars parked in the lot.

[@winston2443]

Good for you, I hope you are in a better living condition and still keep in touch with the auto repair shop people. Also obligatory comment WHAT? 189 LiKEs BUt nO CoMmENts?! 😎 Let's Fix that.

[@kittyplayz1480]

Is the used to because of that eminent domain thing the mayor pulled turning a hotel into a no condition shelter or did you actually accomplish the near impossible by getting out of homelessness without major assistance

[@screaming_cat2007]

Free work….no Trade service for living conditions…yes

[@SpringStarFangirl]

The "we're like a family" companies come in two types. One, the one that I see most on the internet, is the companies who overwork and underpay. The other, which is far more common where I live, is where the company is genuinely so small and so close-knit that everyone knows everyone and it's full blown a chosen family. Anyone would be lucky to work for the second kind.

[@theuncalledfor]

_"the companies who overwork and underpay"_ Just like a real family business that pressures its younger members into "helping out"! The greedy, selfish _parasites._ The second kind sounds pretty neat tho.

[@SpringStarFangirl]

@@theuncalledfor I actually work for one of them now! Everyone knows everyone, the hierarchy is practically nonexistent because we're all working together towards a common goal despite having different areas of responsibility, and everyone makes sure that everything is working out. Would one of your coworkers help you craft a gift for your dad during work hours because there's a laser cutter at work in a traditional company? Hell no. But that's exactly what happened with me on Thursday. This is the type of company I want to work for.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

The second kind usually doesn't have to say it. Saying "we're like a family" is a pretty solid indicator a company isn't showing that.

[@robertmasengale9366]

On the rigged cameras, it's a big thing. In the largest town in my county in AZ these cameras were installed at two stop lights and it was found that they deliberately shortened the yellow light in order to cause more citations. A referendum was put on the ballot to end them, explaining how they shortened the lights to increase citation rates. They did cause even more accidents as well. The citations were generating extra money for the police dept because of fines and were related to a private company making money off of them as well. They were voted out of the city and didn't last a year before removal.

[@Ahrpigi]

I'd love to see a counter protester outside an abortion clinic dressed as Snidely Whiplash and using their best Skeletor voice, ranting at volume about how EEEEVIL they are.

[@JoshSweetvale]

How about a man dressed as Boss Hogg ranting about "new workers."

[@Quesoquantum]

YES

[@Goldenkitten1]

Thing is the video is taken from the PoV of the protester. So apparently he looked at this video and said to himself, "Yes, this is absolute proof I'm in the right. Surely nobody will think I wound up looking ridiculous as I'm trolled by the doctor while the security and staff repress giggling". He looked at it and thought it was a good idea, that the internet wouldn't laugh in his face. People are stupid and I lose whatever small amount of faith I still retain in humanity every single day.

[@Ahrpigi]

@@Goldenkitten1 I understand that feeling, it's really hard to hold on to those last few shreds with everything that's been happening. But, try to focus on the other person in the clip, the one working so hard to help. :)

[@Goldenkitten1]

@@Ahrpigi I was being incredibly hyperbolic but yes...sorta...if you want to be an optimist.

[@marshwood5150]

I love the person who planted all those trees because the way they wrote that letter was so menacing it was wonderful.

[@MaskedReviews]

Except that a real arborist wouldn't have planted their beloved tree close enough to grow into the sidewalk in the first place

[@Brigtzen]

@@MaskedReviews a "real arborist" as if people don't make mistakes

[@MaskedReviews]

@@Brigtzen trees getting bigger is kind of 'Botany 101'. Most gardeners manage to avoid this mistake. It is not one an arborist would ever make. This story is a fiction written by someone who doesn't know much about the field. Don't get me wrong, the vibe is great, but it isn't believable.

[@Asrielmerrymoon]

Click, I cannot phrase how much joy your channel brings to me. You goof in just such a distracting way, it helps so much.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

I'm pretty sure you can and just did.

[@aquaplush7531]

He’s genuinely my favourite person on this platform. His content just feels so sweet and calming.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

@@aquaplush7531 Ah you have much to discover. There's many great content creators on KZbin who are genuinely wholesome people.

[@Asrielmerrymoon]

@@aquaplush7531 The KZbinr who's iconically cursed is yet so sweet and wholesome to watch on a bad day.

[@8bit575]

I feel the same way

[@creepynugget6641]

21:10 I looked him up, he is still getting harassed, stalked, and was even kidnapped. I looked through his stuff and was like 'he's so brave and caring about his country!' Than I saw he was a trump supporter. Well, he can't be perfect.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Hooray… pain.

[@justafan13]

Anything else? Cause i wasn't able to find anything

[@Crumpell]

This subreddit is enjoyable.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

I hate that you are being happy. Glad you're enjoying the subreddit and video.

[@anabelsama]

I saw your other comments on the channel. Very happy birthday! I hope everything goes well and I wish you the best

[@compulsivejuicedrinker]

You know what? I like you

[@Crumpell]

@@anabelsama Thank you!

[@myspacepage7851]

this subreddit is amusing.

[@alexw.7097]

25:18 I cannot express the love I have for this dude, the BALLS on him. If I wasn't so terrified by all of the violent threats clinic recieve I'd start doing the same thing. Maybe I will anyway. These protesters need to learn to quit their bullshit and let people live their lives, we need more people willing to stand up and bullshit them back.

[@Rele1994]

I actually didn't get what it was about, could you explain it to me? Thanks in advance :)

[@morrisonsrocks]

@@Rele1994 It's one of those protesters in front of Planned Parenthood or any other clinic that provides abortions. They attack and hassle patients going in and out, it doesn't even matter if they're there for an abortion or any other medical service. They are the reason for the officer standing in front of the entrance, unfortunately, if they're not on the property, they can spit their venom freely. They don't accept facts and good words, so the only solution is to distract them, like that health care worker did, so patients aren't prevented from getting the medical care they need. Imho one of the lowest and most digusting excrescenses of christian fundamentalism.

[@fuchssprung5451]

i am still, and will be of the opinion that it should be illegal to reason your opinion with: cause of my religion. This man is essentially calling someone a murderer cause of his religion. I would like for you, reader of this comment. If a random person came to you on the street and called you a murderer: would that be acceptable? No. Your religious beliefs should not be a greencard for your opinions. If you have an opinion and you have arguments beyond: cause god. Than i will listen to you. If you cant find a single pro argument accept: cause god dosnt want it. Than your argument is probably not even worth discussing

[@alexw.7097]

@@Rele1994 what part are you confused about?

[@TheBluestflamingos]

@@Rele1994 I'll explain. The man offscreen who says crap like "you cut babies into pieces" is standing by the entrance of an abortion clinic with the goal of shaming and harassing the patients and staff of said clinic*. The doctor wanted to allow his patient and their family the ability to enter the clinic undisturbed, so he went to go distract the harassing man by rambling to him about bad breath and enjoying killing babies. Just some nonsense to keep the guy occupied while the patient and family snuck in.

[@kenziemason6666]

I love how men love wearing skirts because they feel comfortable and women like wearing boxes because they are comfortable.

[@akanemilevski364]

I've seen once in an article, in order to save rhinos from being victim/killed for ivory traffic, they started to color in like pink or other colors their horns with indelible colors that won't come off and let them go and run freely to their lives, I specially love those kind of ideas or creative ways to resolve problematic or outrageous situationsˆˆ

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

I recall a lot of methods over the years for stopping poachers and one of the most commonly suggested ones was "have you tried just shooting them instead? it doesn't even have to be lethal." but it was constantly shot down as inhumane and unethical (like the people doing it aren't already at that point). I just think it's ironically hilarious that it ended up being one of the more effective solutions after all.

[@Loaves_of_Cat]

I’d also love one where they find a way to poison the horn without harming the rhinos so that whoever eats the horn shavings (I’ve heard that there are idiots out there who thinks it can be used as medicine) and just poison the sh*t out of idiots

[@rohnekkdosi1979]

Wasn't there someplace that made it legal to raise elephants for their tusks, resulting in a population boom for elephants, only for the population to plummet again once it was made illegal again?

[@kylajensen1957]

The colored horns story is fake. What they're actually doing is putting a toxin on the horn that is harmless to the rhino but the instant a poacher tries to saw the horn off its liable to land them in the hospital

[@freshoutofcrabs]

I think my favorite method has been the charity Elephants, Rhinos, and People putting conservation efforts into protecting the animals and putting efforts into raising people in the area out of poverty so they have far less incentive to poach. Poaching is lucrative, but also dangerous. A lot of people only do it because they sadly have no other choice.

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Clicky is learning how to use KZbin premieres. This is adorable.

[@lukasthron9232]

I legitimately thought he was streaming

[@doot_slayer]

Neo, I’ve been seeing you so often recently wtf

[@artsyabin8145]

@@doot_slayer SAME

[@beardlessdragon]

The rhino one was unexpected omg XD Mostly because I also heard people have been painting rhino horns bright pink, making them completely useless to ivory poachers. That's the less violent but still pretty chaotic method lol

[@charityquill4965]

Killing the poachers might also be necessary because often they'll shoot people that tend to the protected areas when they break in. So yeah, easy case of self defense if poachers are stupid enough to try to sue

[@AzaleaM]

25:25 best and my way of getting these kinds of people to shut the heck up is by saying “I’m Atheist.” Or “I don’t care.” By saying you need to repent for your sins, as an Atheist I either ignore them or tell them I’m straight up Atheist. I also have a ton of other phrases to get them to shut up.

[@Anty_Praza]

Or say that you're a satanist for +100 to destruction

[@Ms.Roboto-youtube]

I know this is unrelated to your comment, but why does that guy look like the VA of doctor doof from phienas and ferb

[@Lukkaboc]

When I see these people I just start quoting the parts of the Bible they didn't read. It's pretty messed up in some parts. Or I try to convert to the church of Satan. (I'm an open minded Methodist)

[@ursidae97]

A secretly pro gay conversion camp is the best idea for a Netflix drama I've ever heard

[@missnaomi613]

1) I highly recommend a skirt with an elastic waistband. Your weight can fluctuate, and the skirt will still fit. 2) Oh heck yeah, poach the poachers! 3) How did I not mention the Undercover Gay therapist?! Fantastic! 4) Oh my gosh, the whole thing was beyond awesome! 🙏❤🏳‍🌈

[@missnaomi613]

❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎💙💗🤍

[@bombdotcom2168]

It's kinda sad how often parents compromise their kid's futures for themselves. It's good the OP for that story was able to convince her sister to get back on her educational path. I had to compromise a lot for my family when I still lived in that home, and I had to get myself out of it. It's good that OP could be there for his sister in that moment. Also, the Nazi fighting Knight is absolutely epic-

[@SamKenpo]

The best one was the healthcare worker weaponizing his bad breath to help the patients going into the clinic. 😂😂😂 That was absolute genius!

[@aliciaaz2356]

Today's lesson: Never Anger Druids. RIP Cylde, your mom has had her revenge, and your tree siblings will grow into a mighty, expensive army.

[@darth_dan8886]

I've heard this story years ago... I wonder how the revenge for Clyde is going today...

[@Raigius]

Treevenge

[@annalisalundberg4561]

That was actually fake, but it would be a great movie anyway

[@darth_dan8886]

@@annalisalundberg4561 Oh you shatterer of dreams!..XD

[@annalisalundberg4561]

@@darth_dan8886 I know, I was so so sad when I searched for the story and discovered it was fake...there are a lot of tiny details about its fakiness too...but still, lovely story, and something I would definitely do 🤣 I live nearby a huge green area, and there is a farmer living at its border that sometimes cuts down some trees, to make more space for his sheep and horses...and the trees he cuts down are oaks and cork-oaks too, so slow growing and getting less common trees, at least here...I tried planting some young oaks, that I had grown from acorns...but they were too young, and all died during the tipical scorching Italian summer. Still something I would do again, possibly Better.

[@vorpalmedia4300]

An even better thing about the knight story at 9:50 is that the German tank crews were given chocolate bars laced with amphetamines. So the would be wondering "Are the others are seeing this, or is it the meth?"

[@kneau]

Unsolicited clarification: amphetamine is not methamphetamine. I offer this correction because I've been prescribed & taking amphetamines since 2005. Also known as: Adderall. I'm sure any reports they needed to write up afterwards were very, very thorough.

[@Periwinkleaccount]

@@kneau there have been many times where methamphetamines were used like that. There was one time where a Finnish soldier got lost, then pretty much lived off meth in the forests.

[@kneau]

@@Periwinkleaccount I suppose it's not implausible actual illicit drugs were being used. My apologies for presuming a misconception had been made.

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

@@kneau The drug in question was called Pervitin, but would be more commonly known these days as crystal meth. It was indeed methamphetamines being used, though back then they weren't so much 'illicit' as 'government issued'.

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@kneau It's a "all ducks are birds but not all birds are ducks" situation. Methamphetamine is _an_ amphetamine. But not every amphetamine is Meth.

[@darianchristie3260]

30:29 You can do this with "Native Trees" in New Zealand, such as Kauri. Plant some in secret in Council bush. It's illegal to cut them down once they reach a certain height, but watch how fast the council will have them removed if it inconveniences them (as opposed to citizens).

[@matthewboire6843]

That’s a good idea :)

[@LocalTiredArtist]

30:15 Video literally reminded me to water my precious succulent. I’ve had it for almost six months now. It’s the only plant I’ve kept alive. I will soon need to repot it because it’s grown so big since I got it. It’s name is Ink, after a friend who needed cheering up, and knowing I’m symbolically hydrating my friend to help them feel better makes me happy. Gonna to water Ink now.

[@jaanaberg6125]

The tree guy was fkin insane and idk whether to be rooting for him or reporting him to the police 😂😂 Goddamn anyone saying plants are lame needs to hear that story because at the very least whether legal or not, that is such a power move.

[@quakxy_dukx]

I looked it up and it is actually fake but damn was it funny

[@elderflowerprince7559]

"rooting for him" is beautiful :D

[@MaskedReviews]

@@quakxy_dukx I assumed so since an arborist wouldn't have planted a tree that close to a sidewalk to begin with

[@Tree_-wp5zn]

Trees are great.

[@proudtobeanerd5340]

I think sometimes, chaotic people can do evil things simply because they didn’t think through all the negative consequences… like the tree could cause issues with the sidewalk and make it harder for people in wheelchairs to get around.

[@8bitlatina845]

PSA: Handling an egg in the wild and taking it home can have disastrous consequences. Watch out for wild turkeys, folks.

[@mysteria_1305]

especially when across borders. Watch out for swans, geese and the ocasional duck too!!

[@heathertulip2389]

Me, an aggressively queer person collecting every egg I see: 🥚🥚🥚🥚😶‍🌫️🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 (“Egg” is slang for a trans person that doesn’t know they’re trans yet. Other trans people can often spot an egg a mile away because most of us went through that phase too.)

[@Forold]

My dad has a turkey friend in the Philippines. Literally talks to it when he video calls his wife. I believe that it's a boy.

[@null9014]

@@mysteria_1305 As an Aussie, I'm more worried about the magpies lmao

[@user-dg3ug7ny5d]

@@null9014 Ehh, magpies have never bothered me. Some say they can sense your disposition and therefore attack people who seem dangerous, or look similar to someone who has attempted to harm them/their offspring before.

[@dragonsoul123]

My parents had a tiny family business and as a kid I was kinda worried. Would I have to take over? Should I want that? Long story short, nope. My parenta never even encouraged us to go there. However they always encouraged us to do what my brother and I were passionate about. Now we are both in rather different fields, and still on good terms with the family.

[@Genderqueerquack]

Also 28:04 PSA for all my fellow people who get shark week: Clue is a tracker app that doesn’t sell your data and is LGBT+ inclusive. Free version has tracking, but you can pay for articles and stuff.

[@Mr_Edward_Nigma]

31:25 if the Lorax was a anti-hero

[@Aavazandum]

Chaotic good sums up the click very well I think. Almost as good as the click does every intro when he sniffs us like a police dog

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Spell check is your friend. Edit: You put stiffs instead of sniffs to be clear.

[@blank_801]

13:00 "The hardest choices requires the strongest will" You sir have my undying respect

[@armedpotato3617]

The guy who got his sister to do the MCAT may have manipulated her, but it was anti-manipulating manipulation, he forced her to pursue her own dreams and I think it is self-evident that she wasn't so busy that she couldn't study or take the test at all if she found the time to do it with her brother. Parents are total assholes though, making their daughter sacrifice her life and livelihood just because they "need some help".

[@awsome013]

11:26 I had a similiar Situation, so my Sister always wanted to become a Soldier but my Mom was against it saying things like "Girls arent supposed to go to the Army" or "even your brother doesnt want to go there". My sister, Stubborn as she is asked and asked again until my mom, i guess accidentally said: "Fine you can go but only if your brother does too" knowing full well that i didnt want to go. So i did what every big Brother would an enrolled in the Army. my mother didn´t talk to me for 10 years now but sister´s as happy as can be. I´ll call that a win/win

[@cathpalug1221]

You, sir, deserve a handshake and pat in back

[@massylia2911]

That's so wholesome (ˊ˘ˋ*)

[@jewels3846]

Hey, thank you for your service. Doing it too help your sister fulfill her dream is amazing and shouldnt be under appreciated ❤

[@eluneholy8561]

31:00 when you piss off the Druid

[@silkecarina991]

The guy manipulating his sister in medschool for her well-being is the absolute bomb. ❤

[@vintagecrayon4504]

That conversion therapy one was actually an idea that I had a while ago after watching "But, I'm a Cheerleader." I'm happy knowing I don't have to wait for my plans to come true, and others are on the chaotic good side.

[@therealopaartist]

Love that movie!

[@satsunada]

You really should look up those trees to see how wildly destructive that guy's actions were. Hell, I'm fairly certain that California lists them as endangered or threatened so they may not be able to uproot them at all. For reference, look at people around the General Sherman tree and you'll see how mindblowingly large these things get.

[@snapninja3454]

I was thinking they are endangered also!

[@MaskedReviews]

But why would an arborist plant his beloved tree where it would grow into the sidewalk?

[@EterPuralis]

@@MaskedReviews He planted it 30 years ago, it's not impossible that sidewalk simply wasn't there... or he just didn't know that much about the trees roots at that point. Or the threat to the pavement was exaggerated 🤷‍♀️

[@MaskedReviews]

@@EterPuralis in the US, the part of a property where a sidewalk runs is a utility easement even before a sidewalk is built. It's basically co-owned with the city. There are all kinds of rules about what someone can do with the strip (I think 5 feet wide) right next to the road. Power, water, and sewage lines typically run through this area. Even without that, US sidewalks are very close to the road. I don't think it would take long for a tree to grow from the sidewalk into the road. Edit: I just mean that it may not have technically been his tree. Anyway, pretty sure the story is fake so it doesn't matter

[@EterPuralis]

@@MaskedReviews well yes, a quick google search will find the culprit even admitting he made it up, but where's the fun in that 😂

[@krankarvolund7771]

31:20 After real-life Batman, real-life Poison Ivy XD

[@maquivly5496]

29:30 man this reminds of my mom being in an ongoing case with the neighbor in our old house because the neighbors complained about the tree in our house was shedding a lot of leaves that the neighbors were so annoyed about cleaning it up (since the tree was big and reached their area) so the neighbors wanted the tree removed, but the tree was a Narra tree i think so you shouldn't just cut it off like its nothing, and there were also a few other trees that the neighbors wanted to be cut. (oh also i should note this started back in 2019) Mom and dad had to get approvals from the management and get chainsaw men and people and transportation of the equipment just to cut off the tree so it took a while especially since the pandemic hit so conducting business were difficult but then the neighbors took this as a sign that my parents 'didn't take them seriously' or that my parents were ignoring the neighbors especially since the years have been passing, this is when the neighbors decided to sue my parents. And then my dad passed away on March 22, 2022, so my mom had to continue with the case despite this. (Me and my brothers were all unaware of all of this until like 2 weeks ago when i accompanied my mom to an attorney or judge?? to notarize papers for the case) And then like this when my mom revealed to me that the Narra tree was a tree that dad took care of since 2004, the park across the house had Narra trees so the birds probably transported the seeds to our house and then my dad just took care of it. So the tree is like 19 years old, and i somewhat grew up with that tree as well, so it really sucks to have something for so long and then it's just gone like that. I really love trees too.

[@CatchThesePaws]

The redwood tree one is punk as hell and I am so proud of that person! RIP Clyde and may your legacy be unparalleled!

[@bookworm3696]

It gets better! Both of those trees are protected endangered species. Removal isn't just gonna cost over 1500 dollars. It's also going to come with fines or paperwork beyond anything else. Either way, those trees will cause major damage to the city before they are removed.

[@DuckiesLeDuck]

@@bookworm3696 omg that's absolutely amazing. Do feel pretty bad for the innocent citizens of the city

[@willowids369]

​@@DuckiesLeDuckit sounds like the post itself was debunked - there's no trees overrunning any cities anytime soon.

[@jm329]

@@willowids369Maybe someone will do it.

[@riccardozanoni2531]

30:50 that is just the irl version of a dnd druid

[@LRM12o8]

"Undercover Gay" is such a funny term, like: _"are you gay?"_ - _"Well yes, but only under covers"_

[@captainkierk3982]

at 21:53 my great-grandfather actually did this post pearl harbor, because Japanese farmers were being sent to camps, they would buy the entire farm for 1 dollar and sell it back to them for the same once they got back out of the camps.

[@wartgin]

Didn't listen to that story closely but that technique was also used prior to WWII. During the Great Depression, there were farming communities that banded together to keep the locals from losing their mortgaged farms.

[@snonyabeeswax]

this guy must have a ridiculous level of pain tolerance and chad energy not only can fight off the shark but can take care his wound properly himself then get a beer like its no big deal XD

[@snonyabeeswax]

example of a true alpha

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

Until you find out later he got a disease or infection from not being able to properly disinfect and clean the wound. Field treatments are not a replacement for doctors. Also if you're drinking there's a chance you don't register pain as much while you're drunk. Isn't an "alpha" thing. It's a stupidity thing.

[@darkiee69]

They're built differently down under.

[@kstormgeistgem461]

eh, some folks are just like that. my late grandfather got gored by one of his boars. he took a shot of whiskey, poured some on the gash then took fishing line and stitched it up himself. this was also a man who when he got a tooth ache, he'd take his old trusty rusty pair of pliers and yoink the offending tooth out by the roots. he lived to be around eighty or so (we never knew how old he actually was, he was born at home and wasn't registered for the "official" birth cert for a couple of years) and had two teeth left in his head... one "fang" and one "grinder"... "one to rip meat and one to chew it up."

[@Insertia_Nameia]

My grandpa got stabbed by my grandma (he hit her she got mad and said she acted to stab him. He handed her a knife and dared her to do it...So she did it.) She stitched him up at the kitchen table. His right side of his chest had a massive lung shaped bruise on it. He sat in his chair in the den for 3 days then put on a shirt and his work boots and went to work like nothing happened.

[@Ramsey276one]

30:00 Poison Ivy: Harley! (she answered) I want this man to NEVER BE HARMED

[@Angel_Kittichik]

I'll take this as inspiration to become the unhinged person that I aspire to be.

[@miserablepumpkin9453]

YES. GO FOR IT, DO THE CHAOTIC GOOD THINGS, BE ONE WITH THE CHAOS

[@Angel_Kittichik]

@@miserablepumpkin9453 YEAAAAAAAAAAH! **Pterodactyl screech**

[@Kurotama_STR]

The skirt part dude... I honestly think that it would be awesome to be able to wear one even in public without people giving me weird looks

[@danielmorris8748]

Just buy a kilt, I have one works great

[@wartgin]

Or you can history bound your clothing to times when men wore items that are more likely to be classified as "skirts" or "dresses" today. You'd still be getting weird looks but for different reasons that are possibly less socially fraught depending on where you live.

[@TheChronova]

"your snowplow hit my mailbox" "oh sorry sir that sucks but we cant replace your mailb-" "you dont seem to understand"

[@Tguy_brunhilde]

The girl I sit next to in one of my classes declared herself a furry and a “fuzzy little demon creature” today, and I now suspect she watches this channel