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[@calamitara]

"So you believe god watches married couples haveing sex?" "god watches over everything!" I just love how nonchalant she is about that! I mean, you would expect something like "He is no pervert, what are you implying?" but no. just casual. 😂

[@einienj3281]

And it was on Fox "news", the fake outrage conservative channel.. I bet a lot of people were clutching their pearls at home.. 😆😈😈

[@Alverant]

Christians hate logic.

[@franl155]

I read that nuns back in mediaeval times used to take baths while wearing a nightdress, so that god wouldn't see them naked - apparently he could see through the convent roof, through all the floors and ceilings, but would be stumped by a layer of wet cloth.

[@atashgallagher5139]

@@franl155 That just kinda sounds like nuns bathing in wet skimpy clothing.

[@7avdes]

@@franl155 that sounds weird since they do believe that god created them.. so why be embarrassed when he’s the one who sculpted every single microcell of their body lol

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: California sea lions are very social and vocal animals. They can "roar" like lions, hence their common name, and can also sound like barking dogs.

[@Eggrald]

woah :0

[@JadianRadiator]

The MGM lion's roar is actually from a tiger

[@Etherealheaven301]

:o that’s intresting n

[@arificiallemon3640]

Hehehe sea puppy cute and round

[@Silverfirefly1]

They can be mean too, they are salty sea dogs.

[@greatauntlizbethg9137]

I retold the trans parent joke to my ex (we are parents of a trans adult. He didn't get it and I had to explain. He complained I 'wasn't clear'. I swear. My youngest was highly amused.

[@TaigaClaws]

Guess he could seethrough your joke

[@doodlesyoru2108]

Wow, their improvisation skill is great.

[@davidsamarabowling8852]

you really werent clear, pun intended

[@rordongamsay8478]

What a brilliant mind.

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@TaigaClawsHe saw a window of opportunity.

[@duckdecent]

“You can’t spell homies without homo” Me “ah yes, homomies”

[@piggygamer9745]

And funnily enough that means “gay man” in Finnish!

[@Lamprocapnos_spectabilis]

@@piggygamer9745 that's amazing

[@no.s563]

@@piggygamer9745 I love that

[@samthewhitefox]

@@piggygamer9745 oh my god me finnish too

[@SnailSnail-lo4pm]

Ho mommies

[@All54321]

“What’s your least favorite race?” Without hesitation, deadpan: Human.

[@seigeengine]

"DWARF SUPREMACY! Wait, not those ones..."

[@mikukurisaki3413]

Least favorite race? .. 1600 meter dash. Im putting my... foot down (cause y'know...)

[@mewmew8932]

Definitely drag races, it's so basic, just go fast

[@mikukurisaki3413]

@@mewmew8932 drag races? Ever try one in a hula skirt? ;)

[@mewmew8932]

@@mikukurisaki3413 i think thats how the hawaiians do it

[@gothwendys7516]

“James Bond Burgered” unironically sounds like some kinda sex move from the Urban Dictionary

[@Meleedroit]

Matei’d

[@alexs5814]

It's like getting a Rusty Venture, you never know what it actually entails^^

[@Coffeeisalifettv]

@@Meleedroit k

[@pageturner2958]

Good news, it is

[@artistic_goose1]

it means 69 i believe, the original meme had bonds which indicated the number of agents before him (from what i remember) and the 9th thing on the mcdonalds menu.

[@feen_x]

_the attorney trying to gotcha the doctor and getting utterly roasted in the process was so satisfying_ love that the replies just became a KZbin tutorial lol

[@valenciageode25]

What the heck was that case?

[@05council73]

*italics*

[@ShinasaAioki]

@@05council73 w-wha I swear I'm working

[@Meteorite_Shower]

@a sky moth Use underscores (_) on either side of what you want _italicised._ Asterisks (*) for *bold,* and hyphens (-) for -strikethrough.-

[@mari-with-a-gun]

I didn’t get that one

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

Dad jokes are the superior kind of joke, except when my dad tells them. That is the only time they will make me cringe

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to hold it and two to turn the chair. -Orginally from my dad.

[@Eggrald]

Pretty much

[@NurseAmamiya]

At least your dad tries lol

[@loading_mystery1402]

Do you know what makes a joke a dad joke though? . . . When it becomes a-parent!

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

@@loading_mystery1402 *ba dum tss*

[@aspeier2988]

27:36 On January 11th. An ex soldier, Tony WIttman, 45, storms the shelter for his cat, former Australian soldier, holding the employee at gunpoint with a fake assault rifle and combat clothing making the employee, Sydney Morning Herald count to 100 before leaving, and was arrested the following day. The Ex soldier, blames his PTSD and claims he needs his cat to cope with his trauma from the military. He did not get his cat back as far as i could tell, for the news article didn't say he obtained his emotional support cat.

[@simoneo.448]

What why tf not???

[@dagamerboi]

justice for emotional support cat

[@trishapellis]

The guy who showed a sextape of his wife during his wedding probably had already paid for a lot of the expenses, sent out invitations etc before he found out about it. I've heard that story before, where they figure they can at least have everybody come over, have people enjoy all the things that were prepared and paid for, have them eat the food that was paid for, and then make abundantly clear the reason why they're immediately having an annulment (generally it's just the cheated-on party going "I caught him/her/them cheating on me" instead of showing the guests though).

[@RiveroftheWither]

I can confirm that at least in the States, a lot of wedding oriented businesses require a deposit months in advance and do not offer refunds.

[@rosiesart4897]

Only thing that makes me iffy is that he showed the tape at a wedding that likely had children it would have been good enough just exposed to cheating

[@RiveroftheWither]

@@rosiesart4897 Plenty of weddings are child free

[@rutyqutykandi1361]

Am I the only one wondering if he is now being charged with revenge porn. Like yeah she's a bitch but showing that too everyone isn't really an answer and will only cause more trouble.

[@Fe-go2jw]

showing a sextape without consent is never ok, and it's so much worse than cheating. I hate cheating, but let the punishment fit the crime.

[@nebulawolf4285]

Unfortunately no, he did not get his cat back. He was an Australian ex soldier suffering from ptsd and used the cat for therapy, when the shelter mistook it for a stray they kept it and when contacted said they couldn't return the cat until the next morning. The soldier then launched a raid with a replica rifle and forced a worker to tell him where his cat was. He didn't find it before he had to run from the police and was later arrested and sent to prison

[@krankarvolund7771]

So, he would've wait for the next morning but didn't, because? ^^'

[@ragdude7323]

Still, what this man did wrong:

[@Atlas_Quin]

@Krankar Volund The person said the guy had ptsd and used the cat for therapy. Ptsd seriously fucks with your head and without his main coping mechanism I’m not surprised that happened.

[@foxinabox5103]

Oh no...

[@tinnagigja3723]

@@Atlas_Quin And now the animal shelter worker he threatened and tied up has PTSD. It's the circle of lfe.

[@carterjames3894]

Fun fact: In college (I attended a Baptist university. Ew, I know), I dated a guy who was a member of the Christian Furry Fellowship. He was actually a really sweet guy, but when I came out as trans, he showed his true colors and we broke up. So yeah. That's my interaction with the CFF. Wild bunch of folks.

[@haexan]

The teenage miracle pregnancy story is far more sad, as the mother's statement makes it sound as if the only possible father... is one of her five brothers!?

[@claired5408]

I was thinking the same :(

[@einienj3281]

Mom is on denial..

[@Rainbow_Pirate]

It's a fake article, according to Clicky's editor. It was probably written as a Sweet Home Alabama joke.

[@kltr007]

I was wondering: The daughter is 18 and mother 35? 🤣

[@haexan]

@@Rainbow_Pirate I should probably have used a different word than 'story', or elaborated... Sorry, I'm Scandinavian! Had I thought it was genuine I'd have use another word then simply sad (as in not funny)...

[@KingNedya]

Fun fact: contrary to common media portrayal, if you want to hit someone with a frying pan, hit them with the thinner side instead of the large, flat, circular side as is usually portrayed. This is not only more aerodynamic, but it will do more damage because Pressure=Force÷Area. Less area, more pressure, more damage caused.

[@wisteria3032]

what about the increased difficulty in both grip and aim?

[@KingNedya]

@@wisteria3032 After grabbing a pan and doing some test swings, I have come to the conclusion that it's actually even easier to grip and swing and aim in the way I described, not harder, due to the shape of the handle allowing for better edge alignment. This is also the reason why swords have oblong handles and not cylindrical ones, because everything I described in both of these comments also applies to swords. Hitting someone with the flat side of a pan would be like hitting someone with the flat of a sword blade.

[@wisteria3032]

@@KingNedya yeah but pans do have oblong handles and sword surely don't have round handles I find it more difficult to grip the pan the other way around. Unless you do it with both hands which would also increase the strengths. (I also find aiming more difficult but that's probably me - I could kill someone behind me by aiming at the ground). and this is why you should use a rolling pin and not a pan (also more easily burnable in case you need to destroy evidence).

[@KingNedya]

@@wisteria3032 I tested it with both one hand and two hands. One-handed was a lot more awkward, but that's to be expected, since pans have a center of mass very high up from the handle and aren't designed to be weapons. So using two hands naturally makes it much easier.

[@indeeditiscirro]

one of the most entertaining threads I've stumbled on in a while

[@PokeMageTech]

The “James-Bond Burgered my sister” one is immensely funnier if you assume that the angry person isn’t Thanos, but Loki.

[@jasonking7570]

That took me a moment, but that is amazing

[@dakotakae]

Regarding the snake thing: I was trimming my grass edges once with one of those spinning nylon string trimmers. I must have uncovered a garden snake's hidey hole because it came out at me. It surprised me so I hopped back a little (with string trimmer still running). I had never seen a snake get decapitated before, and was not emotionally ready for the slaughter I had just accidentally committed. My partner and I held a little funeral for it and it's buried underneath our flower garden now.

[@jackbloom6062]

RIP lil garden boi

[@sundalosketch4769]

Rip lil garden noodle. Died honorably trying to defend it's homeland.

[@alexw.7097]

It's unfortunately common for them to get injured while humans are tending to their gardens, it's so sad, and I'm so sorry you went through that bc that's straight up traumatizing. One of my favorite reptile KZbin channels, (Snake Discovery,) took in a snake who lost part of his head to a lawnmower presumably. They were just trying to make him comfy until he passed, but then he just didn't. He had to have a couple of surgeries, and live alone in a specially designed habitat bc he ended up with no eyes, but he was a beloved and famous animal on the channel for like a year or something. RIP Nearly Headless Nick, you were such an amazing survivor.

[@berdlyistrans]

poor little guy, glad you gave it last respects

[@queenthot1438]

rest in peace, our fallen soldier. she died protecting the place she loved. may she continue protecting the gardens in heaven… but in all seriousness, i would be an absolute mess if that happened to me. not only am i squeamish but i also love snakes and hate seeing them hurt by humans. i hope your okay after that

[@John_Weiss]

30:49 Everyone going on and on about the "5 older brothers" is missing some other glaring details: The daughter is 18. The mother is stated in the article as being 35. 35-18==17. So the "virgin birth" girl's mother was 17 when she had her. And already had _5 other kids._ 5×9 months == 45 months == 3 years, 9 months. So this girl's mother had her first son *_no later_*_ than age 13_ … and that's only if she had them one right after the other. So yeah, the whole story is rather messed up. And the extras details indicate that it is almost certainly fake.

[@Jneedstostopobssessing]

Unless they had multiple births but still, unless they had quins then they were definitely underage. And the chances of pregnancy immediately after giving birth are pretty slim, so....

[@LovelyLawla]

My first line of thought was that if the mother genuinely believed the daughter didn't have a boyfriend, etc, and was only ever with family or out with a chaperone, then she was most likely assulted by a family member or chaperone, which is very messed up. But your facts puts an even worse twist on it.

[@NeilAumaster]

r/theydidthemath

[@GrumpyOldFart2]

Some commenter above said that Click’s editor said the story is fake.

[@DestinyKiller]

​@@Jneedstostopobssessingmy cousin must have got the unlucky lottery then lol, she has two daughters 9 months apart

[@chefcircuit5392]

The fact that the minions found an answer worse than saying they worked for Hitler is astounding…

[@tobiasnexus4391]

Well, they could have been working for Stalin or Unit 731

[@Dicedragon99]

It’s the reverse of the megamind super villain meme

[@stellatwist4008]

​@@tobiasnexus4391 ...

[@lista2308]

27:41 The ex-solider did get his cat back (His emotional support animal for PTSD) but he was sentenced to prison for taking hostage during the heist

[@slightlyevilsloth]

Did he get to keep his cat?

[@lista2308]

@@slightlyevilsloth It is legally his, so yes. I think the cat is staying with a family member until he is released

[@silverflight01]

At least he got his cat back

[@GrumpyOldFart2]

Sorry, but I looked at every article and video of this incident, and none of them mentioned anything about the cat. Only that he was sentenced to six years in jail, with possibility of parole in two years.

[@Alexa-Raine]

​@@GrumpyOldFart2 I feel like... maybe they shoulda institutionalized him instead?

[@MatingPress]

If she went through 220 failed relationships, then it's probably safe to say that she was the problem. Waiting for the dog to leave her too lol

[@pancon9947]

This kiss cam scares me so much if I ever go to America then I am staying far away from any game.

[@sillyjellyfish2421]

Oh if i was caught by one of those, depending on the mood, i would either give just a little cheek smooch to any random human sitting next to me, or flip the camera with an unimpressed expression.

[@WestGarbage6]

I'd love to be on the kiss-cam so I could just turn to face the camera with a wide eyed stare and mouth "The day is nigh, repent, for he shall soon arrive" and then continue to stare at the camera like a psychopath who just escaped the psych ward eating an entire can of beans while hunched over in a gas station aisle.

[@AkemiSakuya495]

@@WestGarbage6 Underrated comment, I love how unhinged this sounds. :)

[@thesatelliteslickers907]

2:02 as a poly person, I feel qualified to say that the actual term for "boyfriend/girlfriend in law" is metamour

[@intercat4907]

If they are of different races, would that be a mixed metamour? Sorry ... I'm a dad ...

[@Damianskull]

​@@intercat4907 why mix races into it?

[@intercat4907]

@@Damianskull That was a pun on something Americans learn in English class. Best wishes and have a nice day.

[@Damianskull]

@@intercat4907 Well i dont go to American school so i dont get it but thank you for explaining though, have a nice day you too

[@kylebear8101]

This is the most wholesome comment thread :,)

[@Rutanachan]

The sad thing about the virgin pregnancy article is... if this girl really never had a guy over and wasn't allowed to leave the house without a chaperon, which I'm inclined to believe with these comments, .... there's only one option where the child can come from... and the mom rather believes some christian miracle then looking within her family...

[@Jo-sg8qb]

Why does nobody point at the "five brothers"?

[@hypsyzygy506]

Grandad?

[@Rutanachan]

@@hypsyzygy506 @Jo Doesn't even has to be them. Every male family member could be responsible. Doesn't change the fact that it's horrible and, very likely, without consent.

[@RookTVchannel]

It’s fake…

[@GrumpyOldFart2]

@@Rutanachan It’s fake. Did you see Click’s editor post the frame after the story saying it’s fake.

[@connormcconnell7805]

31:15 I think you're missing something. She couldn't get with anyone outside the house and she has 5 older brothers.

[@data_corrupted]

06:10 she actually switches from an "old" filter to the cute one, you can see her actual face for a splitsecond

[@Pokefan462]

Three frames. If you're having trouble getting the timing, the keys advance and go back by one frame at a time.

[@aj_style1745]

6:09* For some reason, using that time stamp put it after the switch for me even though it said 6:10 at that point.

[@iamc24]

nice catch, i'd never have noticed that without someone pointing it out, i didn't even think of pausing and going frame by frame to check

[@CourierCat-2]

6:08

[@RNS_Aurelius]

Regarding the "adult spouse" part of the sign, most US states underage marriage is legal given the parents'/guardian's consent. The underage person has no say because they are under 18 therefore can't sign any legally binding contract including filing for divorce. Underage marriage circumvents certain laws like the age of consent and I assume from the sign, being allowed in certain places like bars or casinos with your spouse.

[@DTinkerer]

Wtf

[@sundalosketch4769]

How is there such a terrifying loophole where the child can't get a divorce but they can be married against their will? If that isn't a blatant trap idk what is

[@RNS_Aurelius]

@@sundalosketch4769 I think it's the case in 43 states I can't remember exactly how many. Surprisingly Texas is one of the few that it isn't legal.

[@becnichols8610]

On a "some cases aren't as shady" note, I had a classmate in high school (16 or 17, I can't remember which) who married her adult boyfriend who was a few years older so he would be considered her legal guardian and the school would stop making a big deal about her living with him instead of her parents. Minors getting married without their consent is definitely a bigger problem than it should be, but there are a few cases that fit the actual intent of the laws existing. The shady stuff is those who take advantage of those laws for ill intent. Side note, my sister (legal adult but under 21 when married) used the law being circumvented in certain circumstances when married to legally have alcohol for the first few years of marriage. Where she is, it's legal if one's "legal guardian" over 21 provides it to them. So not at a bar or restaurant, as those cases the staff it technically providing it even if the over 21 is paying, but fine in privacy of own home and such.

[@cactus.man_]

I really hope you're lying

[@CubicCrow._.]

8:56 when the boyfriend comes back he kisses the other dude like: " u kiss my girlfriend u have to kiss me"

[@samwamm85]

Boromir was influenced by the ring while it was in Frodo's posession so it absolutely can affect people outside of its user. Sam is just too much of a good lil bean to actually get tricked by the ring.

[@stonefox2546]

Sam: *takes the Ring* Ring: "I'ma tempt this guy. ... ... umm, garden?" Sam: "nah that's way too big garden for one person. But some sunlight and water would sure be nice."

[@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega]

would have been funny if frodo and sam got to mount doom, and there was a gate blocking the entrance to the volcano

[@Andreas_42]

@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega With a "Closed due to maintenance" sign at the door.

[@anitanielsen1061]

Considering how shipped Sam and Frodo are, maybe his wish was to be with Frodo, so technically the Ring couldn’t do anything

[@krankarvolund7771]

@@stonefox2546 Sam really took the ring, put it on his finger, and used it to attack an orc fortress to deliver his master XD

[@ollllj]

"bond burger" has countless interpretations, most of them are funnier or at least sillier than the alphanumeric code for "bond = #6" and burger = #9" to "69"

[@beancandev7818]

God is dead and we killed him, didn’t we?

[@dustyrose192]

how the ever lasting hell are we meant to get 69 from that

[@just-eden]

Isnt bond... 007?

[@dajmo2369]

@@just-eden not that code.

[@sublightscraper5916]

Important question, what the hell is alphanumeric code.

[@twistedturns65]

Old raver here: The beaded bracelet is rave candy, candy being what they call the beaded bracelets and items that are usually traded during raves, often they'll have little cheeky sayings written on them. Chances are the picture was taken after or during (my guess is after sine they're both most definitely not dressed for a festival) some EDM event.

[@Matpit18]

“So you believe God watches married couples have s**?” “God watches over everything!” She said that so casually

[@Kasiarzynka]

"P**n should be illegal!" "Watching people have s** is basically like watching p**n, right?" "Yes!" "So... God watches p**n constantly?"

[@cardescomedioses3674]

I always like to imagine it more like he is concious of it, kinda like how when you get to age you can be concious that your parents or kids had or will have sex when the time comes, you are happy for them, but you don't want to know it so often(kinda like having them do it on the other room with a thin wall), hence why church sees sex so badly and rathers you to do it as little as possible

[@RenTheWren]

​@@cardescomedioses3674But have as many kids as possible, right? That seems a bit contradictory

[@meh2510]

@@cardescomedioses3674 Being conscious of it is hardly a power. You just have to physically observe the world around you and notice the population to be consciously aware that a lot of naughties are going on.

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

My youngest used to literally chase chickens saying "come here, let me eat you". She was 4 years old though & she had just discovered she liked chicken after refusing to eat anything but the 3 solid foods for the previous 3 years that she knew she liked up until then.

[@phoenixthings]

She will grow up to be a great hunter :)

[@ankebosing1968]

This is scary!

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@ankebosing1968 hey I was just happy she was interested in eating anything other that French cut green beans, peanut butter wheat toast without crust & cinnamon roll oatmeal. This is the same kid that refused to the point of having to get IVs for dehydration to drink out of anything but a bottle until she was 4.5 years old & had to be on supplements for the same reason. She had food texture issues & hated everything but that very limited diet. No French fries or potatoes, no nuggets & no anything else that people typically think of as kid's foods. Once she discovered rotisserie chicken, she only wanted that but if I mixed it with other veggies, we slowly got her to get past the food texture thing. I was just happy she wanted anything & I've never lied or withheld from my kids where their food comes from. She only really did that until she was 6 or 7 but she did do it for awhile.

[@Courdorygirl]

My niece (now 6) was the other way around last thanksgiving, lol. She saw a live turkey and thought it was adorable, then during dinner when her dad asked if she wanted some turkey the penny dropped. Her whole face fell. She went through about three months of refusing to eat any kind of bird (beef and pork were fine, apparently, probably cause she'd yet to see a pig or cow irl). She's gotten past it now, but it was pretty funny.

[@LadyNikitaShark]

Was raised on a farm, i can relate haha.

[@nonexistentgenderlessbasta7677]

Sometimes I like to belive that click is actually just a normal dude that does normal things, and just acts really cursed and wierd only on camera and constantly thinks about his life choices and what lead up to this

[@shinymainespoon]

That sandcastle one is incredible. Reminds me of the post where two dudes were digging a hole in the sand, and more dudes kept appearing to help

[@gabrielhenson5751]

i fucking love digging holes. it's so strange but if I have a shovel and a place to dig i will try and dig as deep as i can.

[@shadowryft]

Ok, we are all the same

[@midnightartist43]

Hole digging is fun It is a domino affect; when one person does if, others follow lmao

[@WinterPains]

One of my favourite beach activities, since I decided beibg in Ocean water is bad (I hate crabs), is digging a hole and then sitting in it.

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

Ah yes, the perfect thing to fuel me through ranked matches in CUE! Thank you Click, your “mistake” of a career gives me the strength I need sometimes

[@GooseIsShark]

I haven't played CUE in forever, but ranked matches scare me

[@Voidi-Void]

[insert shitty jelly bean thing that was never funny]

[@iamsiley]

Therapist: Every dream has a meaning My dreams: 18:54

[@iamsiley]

but seriously though, imagine how awesome it would be to have a huge sandcastle AND a huge hole in the beach

[@Panbaneesha]

There's no such thing as a mini-pig. There are breeds that are smaller than farm pigs, but when someone tries to sell you a mini or teacup pig, it's a scam that'll likely still grow to 100 kgs. But pigs are cute, and piglets even cuter. As a child in a small village we helped a farmer vaccinate them. A big box of tiny piglets, and after they got the shot we were allowed to snuggle them and then bring them back to their mother one by one.

[@CraftyVegan]

Came here to say this. You beat me to it. Esther the wonder pig (she has a KZbin channel by this name) was marketed to a family as a “mini pig” and then she got too big so her current family adopted her ^_^

[@alexw.7097]

I was thinking that too. Pigs are great and a friend of mine has two of the smallest breed, and they're about as big as normal people think a big pig is. They are lovely pets but they do not stay size that can generally be kept in the house.

[@sarahbarrett1247]

I love the idea of ignorant people buying what they think are cute mini pigs but they have actually been scammed. Perfect.

[@Panbaneesha]

@@sarahbarrett1247 Why? It's usually the animals suffering. The scammed can rarely take care of such a big animal (or want to), so the pigs often get abandoned, put down or are forced to live in wholly unsuitable circumstances. Just perfect.

[@heatherduke7703]

I was about to say this… I’ve seen adult “mini” pigs and they’re just as disgustingly ugly as regular pigs. No thank you. Piglets are only cute for a few weeks

[@witherwolf3316]

I did some research. The cat story went as follows. An ex-soldier of the Australian military was told they would have to wait a day before they could pick up the cat they believed was being held at what was called the "Lost Dogs' Home." Outraged, they stormed into the shelter with an assault rifle and threatened to shoot an employee, forcing them to lead him to the cat section, before tying them with zip-ties. He left empty-handed, and has been charged with kidnapping, assault, and false imprisonment.

[@tobiasnexus4391]

I get it. I don't condone it, but I get it

[@_.angel.candy._]

18:38 "if I could choose we would all be pigs" i mean Circe thought the same thing but Odysseus wasn't so cool about it

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

Lmfaoooo

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

Is that where the whole “men are pigs” thing comes from?!!

[@aphelion4616]

Also the witch lady from 'Willow' thought it was a great idea too.

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

@@aphelion4616 that was actually an instance where they took inspiration from that specific myth lol

[@coralblake9868]

Technically we’re all long-pig to cannibals.

[@John_Weiss]

32:42 The person at the top of the thread is well known sex- and relationship-advice columnist, Dan Savage. On his podcast, he made a good point about this: They're more worried about other furries "persecuting" them for being right-wing christians than they are about what their fellow right-wing christians will do to them when they find out that they're furries?!?!?!?!

[@petrfedor1851]

That´s kinda sad and also misplaced.

[@eskarinakatz7723]

@@petrfedor1851 Yeah, I feel like they should be more wary of their fellow right-wingers than their fellow furries.

[@mugthemagpie3001]

​@@eskarinakatz7723I am Christian and I am in a massive shock how disliked Christians are in the USA. But then I realized you have a lot of splitter groups that are... Questionable. I am from Poland, hence massive confusion between us Poles and Americans in perception of Christianity. We are nowhere as radical as a lot of "Christians" in the USA... Politicians? Damn, that's a wholly different story since we either choose far-right capitalists faking being liberals (the opposition) or "right-wing" that actually helps the poor and stays vigilant on guard of employee rights (correct government).

[@milkhoney45]

​​@@mugthemagpie3001 the reason Christians are so disliked in America is because they're known to have a history of being oppressive. I am African American and once read a book detailing the history of slavery. One chapter of the book went over the massive array of excuses Christian slave owners would hide behind. They believed they were saving Africans imported from Africa by giving them a chance to learn the Christian religion. They believed Africans were the result of sinful sex between one of Noah's sons and his wife on the ark (the baby came out black because of sinful circumstances of the pregnancy). They claimed Africans we're black because they we're godless, and the godless deserved proper punishment. They came up with excuse after excuse to do terrible things to innocent people- looking back on all that reallyyy doesn't make Christianity look good. Another thing that bothers people is the vast amount of power that elderly, traditional white Christians have within America. Many of our current leaders base their moral structure on Christianity, and apply only their beliefs when making decisions as opposed to considering the well being of the country as a whole. Their depictions of Christianity are often restrictive, outdated, and rampantly supported by the endless slew of American Christian elitists. And of course today, American Christians are still using their viewpoints to mock, oppress, discrimination, and excuse. I'm not sure how Christianity works in Poland, but it has always been a mess in America (as most things have been). Now that American Gen Zers are growing up in a world filled with technology, in a country more open-minded and equal than it has ever been, they're starting to really frown on American Christianity and it's god awful history. Sorry about how long this is, but I think American Christianity is really interesting and I love seeing it from an outside perspective!

[@2LucasKane3]

2:32 The text actually describes a scientist called Heisenberg who actually existed(Werner Karl Heisenberg). They just got the wrong image.

[@alexw.7097]

Literally, I looked up Heisenberg, (the physicist,) the other day, and the middle picture on the results was Walter White. As someone who hasn't seen Breaking Bad I was SO fucking confused for a minute.

[@MrCookieCat]

So.. You're saying when they looked up Heisenberg, they were *uncertain* what the result would be?

[@2LucasKane3]

@@MrCookieCat Good one.

[@foxinabox5103]

@@MrCookieCat "is this the one, sir?" "Idc, just print the damn picture. I wanna go home asap"

[@alexw.7097]

@@MrCookieCat Ahahaaaaaa I see what you did there

[@sweetscheme]

22:07 these are the kind of people that if you had body guards you'd say "keep those people far from me"

[@darthplagueis13]

Not sure if the mouse thing would work well though. Because either you make the mouse the owner of the ring and have to deal with unparalelled rodent supremacy on your way to morder, or the ring does not accept the mouse in which case it might not work at all. The rings weight affected Frodo even as he only had it dangling on a necklace, so there's also a chance you would just be carrying a really freaking heavy mouse around.

[@aubreyackermann8432]

And then the mouse gets away

[@MissCaraMint]

Also do we really think Boromir would have cared about killing a rodent that is already basically a sacrifice? No Boromir was a good man affected by the ring to the point he almost took it from his good friend Frodo, and who died trying to redeem himself for that act. Put the ring on an animal that you really aren’t supposed to be bonding with and suddenly that ring is able to do a whole lot more corrupting cause there are fewer morals and qualms about killing that animal in the way.

[@bluehoodieart7315]

15:25 “We only work for villains, not monsters” maybe would have been a better way of responding?

[@heykenzo4284]

9:48 The mouse would have found some way to use the ring and it'd turn invisible. They'd never be able to find it, but Sauron would.

[@MintyFarts]

it is different from cloning actually. they are taking semi-potent stemcells from your bone marrow and forcing it to turn into a sperm. so that sperm would be capable of fertilizing an egg, however women dont usually have Y-chromosomes so the babies would be XX. this can technically be done with anyone's bone marrow however... also no ones doing this, its be done in the lab but no ones made a baby this way, it would have trouble going through a lot of approvals/studies in animals and such..

[@ailkoclaeys182]

If I remember correctly there was a study on rats or something about this and none of the offspring made it past 1 month. Just pulling from memory tho, not too sure.

[@alexw.7097]

Does it qualify as Parthenogenesis? I think there's some species of lizards that reproduce this way and no longer have males. (Obviously without the human interference.)

[@ceeshnia]

@@alexw.7097 Ah yes, the most known are the Whiptail lizard family and komodo dragons... but they by far are not the only species that can reproduce asexually. The one that surprised me was Turkeys; they can reproduce with males or asexually (albeit the offspring without a male tends to not be as healthy). Aside from that, sharks and other fish, bees, and the list goes on. You also have the ones that can change gender, like clownfish, but that's a whole other thing but still rather interesting.

[@krankarvolund7771]

It is still in study, it had been sucessfully done on mice, but all experiences on human cells have failed. Also, the goal is more to have an infertility treatment, so when it will be available, I think it would be more like someone give bone marrow, and you make sperm with it ^^'

[@CteCrassus]

Wouldn't that be, genetically speaking, like boning your identical twin? I.e. mega-incest?

[@DamiesEvilTwin]

The bone marrow thing is actually really fascinating and doesn't at all mean that people can impregnate themselves, it was supposed to be helpful for same-sex couples. Also her whole argument and the "cloning" angle is why it got shut down via anti-cloning law loopholes.

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

What was the thing in the person’s hand at the end of the video though? I’m so confused

[@ChickenBiscuit123]

It was a ioke about the child being messed up

[@fionnaandcakecosplay]

@@ChickenBiscuit123 but what was the thing used to make the joke?

[@Hornswroggle]

20:25 Yeah... there's a reason why the sun don't shine in the place "where the sun don't shine"...

[@silentglacierfang]

33:37, I know it's a joke, but the problem is that according to the Bible, Ş̵̠̻͔̯̫̗̜̖͇̜̋̃̏͛͑̀̇͜͝a̶̤̓̒̈́̉͝t̵̨̳̮̹̰̰̼̻̑̔̈́̿̾̆͗̈́̆͑͛̊͑́̚ͅa̵̢͖͖̫̩̪̘͙̩̼͇̰̘͑̓̑̔̂̀̿̏̿̇́̚ͅņ̵͇̗̖͉̘̩͙̈̀̍̊͋͋̈́̔̂͜ doesn't burn people. He burns along with everyone else in there (like the Beast and the Antichrist) in the lake of fire (Rev. 20:10 & 15). From my understanding, everyone would be waiting in their graves until God calls them and then they go to their final destinations, after Satan is cast in. So technically, the Devil will experience Hell before any human will.

[@nobody5333]

Was looking to see if anybody commented this. I have been looking for the first recorded source of Satan being depicted as a “ruler of hell” but I haven’t found anything. In the divine comedy, he was punished along with everyone else, on the lowest layer frozen up to his chest. I think the earliest case _might_ be paradise lost, but even then satan had to sneak out of hell, implying he has little dominion.

[@aceofspades8474]

24:14 “Why would you receive child support if the other parent is caring for the kids? You think you’re gunna dump the kids on them and have them pay you for nothing?” Well I can’t understand the logic of it but I know it happens because my mom is currently trying to get child support and money for my college in the divorce even though I live with my dad and he’s paying for my college. Some people are just stupid.

[@trishapellis]

Some people just think that 'child support' means 'money you get paid for having given birth' because, in the US justice system, it's a bit of a meme that a man has to be an exemplary member of society and a woman has to be an absolute tramp before the man will receive custody of the woman *wants* custody - which, in practice, has led to it being a typical joke that men are always the ones paying child support. This woman apparently only knew about the 'cultural' meaning of child support and not the literal meaning... as in, money that is paid by one parent to *support* the *child* that is living primarily with the other parent. Though I can't help but wonder, what did this woman think her ex was suing her for? At the beginning of a court case, supposedly, someone has to state out loud for the sake of the records that person X is suing person Y for reason Z, and that X wants things A, B and C from Y as compensation if they win. *Someone* must have told her why exactly she was sitting in this courtroom in the first place. Or maybe she sued her ex and the judge turned that around on her?

[@jaybird7]

"Man's best friend, not man's best friend with benefits" took me out, 10/10

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

son: comes out as trans progressive parent: "i no longer have a son ❤️" conservative parent: "i no longer have a son"

[@coderxgamer]

ok

[@Polavianus]

Well I mean you aren't wrong

[@lemming7]

@@Polavianus but he certainly isn’t in the right either

[@UndertaleObbyCreator]

i just caught on after like 3 minutes

[@ittybittyshinystar]

@@lemming7 It's all about perspective uwu

[@mandipandi303]

This made me laugh so hard I snorted water up my nose. I guess I learned not to eat or drink anything while going through this subreddit now.

[@dabestgrimmreaper4]

I'm still eating entire bags of chips with a salsa bowl in my hands, guess im too dead to snort salsa these days...

[@dabestgrimmreaper4]

Also, how's snorting water taste? i've heard of cocain but not pure straight up water

[@idk2167]

​@@dabestgrimmreaper4 i also accidentally snorted water. Honestly i dont know how to describe it, there like a burning sensation.

[@iulia.bianca.b]

30:00 The arms flapping in the background is the best part of this video 😄😆😂 You're such a great Becky impersonator, Cliccy ♥️

[@darcraven01]

10:08 J.R.R. Tolkien was often asked about why they didnt use the eagles to fly the ring in. To quote him on the answer to that question.... "Shut up.."

[@Mark-The-Void]

As a trans man, I would love if my parents were identifying as transparents :3

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Nice

[@HazeEmry]

There's a clear joke here but I can't see it :P

[@sebneedstherapy]

@@HazeEmry not as clear as your father after he left 😔

[@dr.spraycookie5067]

Congrats on coming out. We wholeheartedly support you and hope your world keeps going up from here 🏳️‍⚧️

[@squeaktheswan2007]

@@dr.spraycookie5067 Yeah!

[@whatthefridge1o1]

26:14 My dad used to be a mortician, said the exact same thing

[@augustomoreira7441]

3:52 appearently, that's the 6th james bond actor. and the hamburger was the 9th item in the mcdonalds menu one year.

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

Ah, 69'd.

[@indofan1708]

How was anyone supposed to get that tho? 😭😭😭

[@Antje_An]

Ohh

[@normnorm5749]

22:37 That laughing door is my fricking favorite thing now XD

[@L.EG1ON]

10:00 plot twist, ringed mouse becomes the new tiny dark lord

[@blooddragon805]

Fun fact about the bed that lifts you up to wake you : there have been several inventions like this one all throughout history (at least beginning of the Middle Ages), to help people get up on time That idea never gets old apparently

[@widowkeeper4739]

Now I'm imagining Gollum trying to run around after a mouse in Mt. Doom 🤣

[@intercat4907]

I went with the mouse being overcome by the Ring and escaping into a mouse hole whispering "Squeak, Precious" while Frodo and Sam facepalm outside. But yours is hilarious.

[@kuroblakka]

30:26 Fun fact: 30th of august is the day Turkey won it's war of independance and 2022 was the 100th anniversary.

[@lutherorluth]

really? that’s so interesting!

[@jase_allen]

28:50 Was Click's mind so blown at the unground coffee beans that he didn't even notice the cannabis buds on the board, or it just something he's so used to that it doesn't even register to him as something surprising to be on a charcuterie board?

[@elaexplorer]

Or mentioning it would cause the idea to be demonetized

[@ntrntzmb]

@@elaexplorer because cocaine is so monetizable...

[@ianbaughman]

I assumed they were brussel sprouts

[@rowbot5555]

Maybe he doesn't know what cannabis buds look like.

[@thesqwisher7543]

Cocaine lines

[@emericswitch2718]

33:45 Oh my god, it's Hercules! He's been reborn as a girl - though I guess that didn't stop Hera from sending snakes to kill her in her crib.

[@intercat4907]

Very good!

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

I was thinking Percy Jackson, but yeah. (And that's probably exactly where Riordan got it from anyway.)

[@trianglburger19]

I was thinking this exact thing

[@literalfeline]

2:39 These are all famous scientist. When you look up Heisenberg, a famous scientist, Walter White is the first result.

[@Logitah]

26:07 For my knowledge, here in Finland it's customary to tie a dead person's legs together just in case they get... restless.

[@Lonely_Raven_666]

Now I want a trans super hero who can be invisible who's name is TRANSparent and all of the jokes revolve around that. "Trans ! Get invisible !" ... "wait not like that"

[@worthlessfools1]

Inviso-Bill

[@TheAusar]

28:00 The Xiao pfp makes this shit so much funnier...

[@-alovelygaycat-]

Xiao has a mommy kink because he doesn’t have a mom. Ig idk.

[@lavender3609]

If these videos have taught me anything, it's that humanity is basically the "Mission Failed Successfully" meme

[@aceofspades6809]

Wouldn't it mean being trans-"parent" give me a good excuse that I haven't seen my dad for 8 years?

[@isapu1948]

7:31 This is why moroccans would tell you to try and get sheep that was raised in mountains and other places far from the big firm Meat from an animal that used to walk and frolick outside has less fat and is healthier for you

[@AspiringToFailure]

If you don't have a dad, then dad jokes are very dad-trimental...

[@Andreas_42]

Dad was funny.

[@mrfrogkingg]

Omg

[@vibaj16]

I don't have a dad. My mom has taken it upon herself to do all the "dad" jokes. It took a long time for me to realize that those jokes are usually considered "dad" jokes.

[@diablo.the.cheater]

for me they are not dad jokes, but me-jokes, i have always been the one to make such jokes

[@bombdotcom2168]

My dad and I call each other every day to tell dad jokes to each other. Even when I'm having a dad hair day we never miss a call.

[@grypinh]

Click: "we would all like to be pigs" *Circe would like to know your location*

[@Caydence_with_a_Y]

17:11 🎶sweet home Alabama🎶🥲

[@arcturuslight_]

21:39 It is not like cloning tho, and I think the deformed child-thing is referencing exactly that! While marrow-produced genetic material has a potential to fertilize other women, self-fertilization is like three generations of sibling incest in terms of genetic damage.

[@MarcelaElviraTimis]

Just use DNA from another woman?

[@QwoaX]

Simply because there is a 50% chance for each chromosome pair to be the identical two chomosomes (ignoring mutations and recombination), deleting 25% of the genetic information in the process.

[@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega]

@@MarcelaElviraTimis isnt it possible to use the stamcells to make them into sperm or something like that

[@MarcelaElviraTimis]

@@ElysiaWhitemoonOmega well, that's how it's done, right? I was thinking about the genetic diversity

[@localpieceofcheese]

@@MarcelaElviraTimis I'm not a biologist but that shit does not work that way

[@dreamingphantom]

27:29 Looked up the "Man raids animals shelter to get cat back" story. The guy was mad that he was told to wait a day to pick up his pet. He threatened a 23-year-old female worker with a gun in the parking lot. Threatened multiple times to shoot her if she didn't listen to his orders. He tied her up with zip-ties after directing him to the cats. Ultimately, he was charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment, and armed robbery and denied bail. The Assault Rifle might have also been fake according to some articles. He even failed in getting his cat so he still had to wait till the next day and then got arrested. Edit: Adding something I maybe should have added before. He called 10 minutes before closing to check if he could get his cat. He would have only had to wait 10 hours to get his cat back. I understand wanting your pet back as fast as possible. Pets are amazing but threatening to end someone's life when you only have to wait 10 hours I cannot understand.

[@that1confusedfox435]

I'm not condoning threatening someone to get a cat back but I will say I can understand why he would do it.

[@ShadowIsABaby]

I feel like it takes two bloody seconds to give him his cat. Just give him the cat bro. Whys he got to wait so damn long, but sure I dont condone threatening, I just think it’s ridiculous

[@trishapellis]

I also don't agree with the idea of causing someone PTSD to avoid having to wait for a night. I love my cat but it's not like anything is gonna happen to it when they know someone is coming to pick it up.

[@JacquelineUnderwood]

@spig yeah except now mittens is homeless because he's in jail.

[@leahschatzler9183]

@@ShadowIsABaby The worker had probably 15 other things to do that take only ten seconds. I think that most people working at animal shelters don't really earn much, have a lot of work and do that job because they love animals. They don't deserve to be treated that way

[@Z_ayy]

21:31 So let’s say the baby ends up being a trans man, what happens then? Is he immediately banished from society? (assuming that when he’s born all men are wiped out and everyone is female) Would he be shunned? Or would he be praised? I have so many questions

[@chojin6136]

The clip with Ann Robinson and Howard is always funny. Ann was well known for her no nonsense attitude and bluntness. Things like that happened every so often and we lived for it. The Weakest Link wasn't the best game show, by any stretch of the imagination, but when people managed to meet her banter, it was always good

[@mewmew8932]

its back baybeeee

[@Mad_ness_elyn]

4:09 He killed her by shooting Burgers at her until she exploded into bloody shreds from pure engorgement.

[@fleabaggins]

What in the sweet mother of jesus

[@Humble.Bumble.0]

*what*

[@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420]

huh

[@microwave856]

this answer is better than the actual one

[@theyoutubehandlefeaturesucks]

31:20 honey you missed the part where she had five older brothers

[@Liggliluff]

(34:25) On my gas stove, which is a really old model. You can't leave the gas on. You have to hold it to let the gas out until you light it. The gas will only stay on while you hold it or it's burning.

[@Purple_Sweater]

Imagine it though, who/where pronouns "Who cares"

[@shinymainespoon]

Oddly wholesome

[@_TheMousies_]

“Who cares?” “Well, who does”

[@Hiforest]

Where cares.

[@ChrissieBear]

Where car!

[@Serai3]

That's why he's on the team.

[@richard3365]

31:30 ... I mean, I realize the story was a fake, but I got a COMPLETELY different vibe from "she's basically never been out of the sight of her 5 brothers her entire life" than "she was ashamed to admit she had a boyfriend"... Just me? Okay.

[@18puppies91]

Just an FYI, mini pigs are not real, but are just baby pot belly pigs who are underfed to stay small. So you can have a pet pig, but it will still be at least 150 pounds if healthy.

[@alexw.7097]

While they are technically mini in that they're smaller than other breeds, the name is VERY misleading and annoying.

[@18puppies91]

@@alexw.7097 Yes! Like sometimes they are called teacup pigs, which is a total scam.

[@alexw.7097]

@@18puppies91 I don't trust "Teacup" anything, they're usually just the product of breeding runts together and frequently the animals end up suffering health issues bc of it. It's irresponsible breeding to me

[@18puppies91]

@@alexw.7097 Ya, I think all breeding is pretty terrible, and teacup pets are some of the worst cases.

[@alexw.7097]

@@18puppies91 Mmm, agreed honestly. Breeders who are in it for the love of the animals and for the betterment of their health and care are few and far between

[@karelfinn2343]

People who sorta half-watched the movie: The Ring doesn't affect you if you aren't holding it! Boromir: Am I a joke to you?

[@davidbugler4597]

Some people seem to lack an understanding of Tolkien's point. The Ring doesn't affect anyone who isn't wearing it. But some people have such a fierce -- possibly subconscious -- desire for power that when they learn of the Ring's potential, their own desires kick in and transform them. Boromir was undone not by the Ring, but by his own flaws.

[@wintergray1221]

I have gotten into mini arguments with people who claim that Boromir is an evil villain.

[@RannonSi]

@@wintergray1221 I can understand that. While my memory is very fuzzy on the point. Wasn't the whole reason he was so desperate to get the ring, to save Gondor? And wasn't he even tasked by his father (more importantly, as the Steward of Gondor) to get it to Gondor. He's a hero!

[@silenaholka8403]

@@RannonSi Finally someone who truly appreciates Boromir. I get so tired of people seeing him as a villain or as a worthless part of the fellowship. He's a hero!

[@silenaholka8403]

@@davidbugler4597 Wasn't Gandalf worried about his reaction to the ring? And he isn't much of a power wanting individual.

[@sweetscheme]

13:02 that was the most severe roast session i have ever seen

[@sjoldzic10]

The fact that he flipped the tables on ANNE ROBINSON of all people....MULTIPLE TIMES. Mad respect. She was a savage when she hosted Weakest Link. Out-dissing her is tough lol

[@DuskSummons]

Can we talk about how Click just speed runs through his own jokes at this point? And somehow that makes it funnier!

[@AspiringToFailure]

Fun fact: Frodo had owned the ring for 17 years before he went to destroy it when he was 50 years old. Elijah Wood was 19 when he played Frodo...

[@trishapellis]

Yeah because hobbits live like 400 years. Frodo was the equivalent of 19 *for a hobbit* .

[@masansr]

@@trishapellis No, they don't. Bilbo's 111th was unusual (not unheard of, but unusual). Frodo was like a 30-year-old in human years. I believe Pippin was underage (hobbits come of age at 30-something, I think 33).

[@astrisperspecto4130]

@@trishapellis around a hundred. They get older than the average humans but are not on numenorian levels of age

[@petrfedor1851]

General trend in human evolution is elongated time to grow up. That help developing a better congitive capabilities. Clesely related species like Neanderthals take some 2 year less to reach maturity then us and earlier species like H. erectus grow at same rate as living great apes. With that in mind hobbits are slightly smarter than humans :D

[@ilenastarbreeze4978]

@@petrfedor1851 i mean they have no war and drink and eat all the time. Seems like it

[@RonnieOP]

33:20 Girl... Be on the lookout for Zeus, you may have just attracted him

[@siriusa4404]

15:38 : The minions might just work for villains defined by breaking the law of the country that said villain is residing in perhaps? I'm not sure about the tecnicallities of who the greatest villain is to them tbh, so we'll have to wait for more minions lore lol

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

True, Hitler's rise to power was technically 100% legal

[@squeaktheswan2007]

The click has favorite teacher energy.

[@_TheMousies_]

Please I need a teacher like that Edit: realized immediately I have one actually

[@foxinabox5103]

He was a math teacher iirc

[@danieldunn2522]

"You still made everyone come" bad choice of words lol

[@TuctomMSM]

14:59 I don't think I've ever heard click wheeze like that. That really must have almost killed him

[@_Darko]

kim john ussy

[@lynxlikestodraw2656]

​@@_Darkotf 💀💀💀

[@damienknapman2308]

The genes/chromosome one really gets me. Like, quite apart from the other creatures with far more, there are also significant human disorders relating to having excess gene sequences.

[@Therosesfrombeond]

12:50 holy crap, dude you fricking killed her

[@Cxste11xn]

5:50 unless they're wearing a collar. A friend of mine used to take the collar off my dog when we hung out at my place and yell "Nakey freedom, Marley(my dog)! Naked freedom!"

[@darthplagueis13]

21:45 It's actually a lot worse than cloning. Cloning straight-up copies your genes by replacing the DNA inside a fertilized and growing egg with the genes of another being. However, if a woman were to impregnate herself with semen made from her own genetic material, it would be more akin to incest. Or rather, it would be even worse than even the most severe incest (such as sleeping with a sibling or parent). This would be utterly begging to pick up literally any genetic disorder you can imagine.

[@noaccount2494]

the point is for two women to do it as a couple not one women impregnating herself. But the tiktoker worded things badly and people went off

[@ejedwards1678]

If you didn't already have the genes for that disorder you couldn't make it appear. It's incredibly problematic but you've got enough variation in your genes for this not to go horribly wrong immediately. A single generation. I wouldn't push further than a single generation.

[@CteCrassus]

@@ejedwards1678 You're giving any genetic disease in your genotype two chances at showing up in your phenotypical expression.

[@teaartist6455]

@@ejedwards1678 "Enough variation" WTF?? Are you a child or did you not pass biology? You have exactly 2 sets of chromosomes. 1 somewhat shuffled set gets given to a child. If the other half also comes from you, that's 2 times the somewhat shuffled material which means the likelyhood of a lot of identical parts is astronomical. Statistically, you probably have some issues in your genes that are usually not apparent as you have another healthy pair. There's little chance of it not going really wrong and practically none of it not going somewhat wrong at least.

[@spugelo359]

@@ejedwards1678 Many people have countless dormant harmful genes that only become active if somebody with that same defect has bebes with you... having bebes with yourself basically guarantees everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

[@gabrote42]

12:57 This clip is literally the media guy vs Amber's lawyer, but even longer! Truly amazing. Aged great, just like a certain 13 y/o video aged great thrice between this month and the last

[@ShinTriAce]

Well, I like telling dad jokes.... he usually laughs🤭

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

😳😂👌🏼

[@grumpyoldman3458]

Well, this dad laughed!