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r/Choosingbeggars This woman is demanding that someone give her a free iPhone, and then gets pissed off when nobody hands her a $1000 device. The craziest thing is that she demands that nobody give her a "poor person" Android. WTF? Lady, if you can't afford a phone and you're begging strangers for one, doesn't that make you the poor person?
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[@rSlash]

🎵 It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday 🎵

[@AlinLLJ]

no

[@ktkennedy7421]

Please no

[@adamkk03]

Delete your comment please.

[@doggo6776]

R slash the song goes Its friday friday gotta go to the area 51 raid on friday plz reply

[@LeviAbercromby]

rSlash hell yeah

[@brandonputnam1687]

The PC guy was the nicest person ever offering to still build the girls PC.

[@aflame69]

Yeah that lady was crazy, she only spent 160 on a build. I spent $960 on mine and that was more on the tailored end. Although it was a custom with a nice case.

[@9Seleador2]

@@aflame69 Yeah, i think when i build my current pc it costed about 1700€, SSD was really expensive in 2015.

[@aflame69]

Sininen Sipuli yeah I got mine in 2016 actually and even bought a mouse, keyboard and 32” monitor off a guy for 200 bucks. So this person going insane over this almost minimalist amount is hilariously funny.

[@TakoyuckyTheGross]

I’m the 69th person to leave a like on your comment

[@owiskhair9844]

I kinda understand him tho. The mother was horrible but the girl could be nice and he didn't want her dream to get shattered.

[@areallyroundseal7837]

CB: “don’t talk to me again!!!” seller: “aight” CB: *sends 73 more messages*

[@windowscrap1269]

🤣😭🤣😂🤣🤣😭😂🤣😂😭✨😭😂😭😂😂😭🤣😭😭🤣😂🤣😂🇮🇶😭👍😂🤣😂😭😂🇮🇶🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😭🤣😂😭😭

[@skandisjvel1147]

mmGMZ GT Uh, you okay?

[@windowscrap1269]

Yetus Fetus yes lolzzz 🤣

[@novicejaguar3339]

💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🤪💩💩💩💩

[@tylerbowie3723]

My response to cb in this situation: You are a sad strange little person, you have my pitty. *immediately blocks number*

[@treyjayray1859]

If my fiance shames the ring I get her, I'm not marrying her anymore.

[@mitch2456]

Facts

[@rustyudder]

She did, and she's not with me anymore. She's still like this, and will probably always be unhappy. Oh well, I'm good now.

[@rustyudder]

I was always embarrassed in shops and restaurants too. She's probably featured here lol

[@cosplaymemories1487]

Dude I would be happy with an onion rings or a ring pop! XD

[@rustyudder]

I read ring poop 🤭

[@wafflekun9707]

That last story was just wow. This lady literally spit out her entire internal victim monologue onto this guy. He handled it like a boss though, hats off to you

[@keveenostriker745]

I was waiting for "k" response

[@dizzydemeter]

Wow, that computer guy has the patience of a saint.

[@NezhaSBryne]

dizzydemeter I wouldve blocked her after the voicemails

[@ridingcdaoveritfilms8892]

Oh God, no kidding

[@bbygamingyt6734]

And the return was curse words and blame.

[@kingkhai6261]

Behold a truth teller

[@Name-zb5xx]

dizzydemeter I would have fucked the pc up

[@evanshoulders3674]

Woman: *asks man to build a computer for her daughter* Man: *agrees to do it* Woman: *calls him a peodo and threatens him* Man: *still agrees to do it* That guy has more patience than me

[@pranavpranavi3935]

Thank you. Youre a good man. That guy should be president

[@Pianomonium]

yes he should, he'll let everybody get their way just because he can, and then someone will ask to make the country an anarchy and the guy will try to do his best to make it so.

[@leagueofdead569]

@@Pianomonium well not really since the guy only agreed to do it still because it was for the daughter and she hadn't done anything wrong it was just her mother

[@Pianomonium]

@@leagueofdead569 idc, i talk bc i have thoughts that i need to type!

[@Kai-pf9yv]

i would've gave it two her with something broken then said she brought it broken so she would have to buy it again and i would say the more amount of money one >;))

[@peblezQ]

I love how laptop lady kept slowly adding numbers to the total of money she had to pay.

[@thegrimrhino9871]

Ikr

[@Stripedbottom]

That's what customers (read: scammers) often do. Only, like a true CB, she forgot that if someone promises to do something for you absolutely FREE, you're nobody's 'customer'

[@viktorijakalinkinaite4727]

man i payed 700+ for my laptop and she is crying for losing 160 i mean eh the funniest thing? half price i saved in years and other half was paid by my father even if he didnt have much money and we dont cry for paying this much money if it is a must (i need a pc because i was going to university in other city)

[@ghostofaforgottenweedle]

I just wonder that she didn't say she had to suck dick or something

[@meatman8867]

It cost me $300 DOLLARS TO READ THIS COMMENT

[@onlyamberrr9635]

Also the PC story, had me dying how the price she supposedly paid kept getting higher and higher 😂 first 160, then 200 then 250

[@PuddingCat101]

That last mother is so out of order. That guy has more patience than me, I would've blocked her and let her know that I can't tolerate that kind of language from anyone?! Man that guy is nice haha

[@InternetinaNutshellChannel]

It's nice people who entitle these people unfortunately.

[@saadnaeem714]

He’s one of those people you would love to be friends with

[@YamiNoSensei13]

IKR? He kept trying to reason with her as if she were actually capable of reasonable thought

[@mustbetheSUN]

We need a subreddit of actual nice guys for people like him

[@hunding1978]

Even me (that is not a genius in computer) would have buy any computer on face value after just 5 min. At least test all the bus and check the boot sequence and a single stress test to see. In the end if she got a pc for 160$ + 90$ for some replacement part, that not that bad, all depending what she does with it. Don't expect to run too much thing but it can do the trick. My brother bought 2 computer for his kid for less than 400$, but all they do is play minecraft and roblox, and youtube. Damn it lady if you want a streaming PC you better have more than 250$ CB these day......

[@m_fox-8281]

The Puppybloopers were really nice to hear right after getting pissed at some random choosing beggar that didn't affect me whatsoever

[@splithairchavez2081]

Yea they piss me off aswell 😂😂😂😂😂

[@amvywavy]

@@splithairchavez2081 yea

[@thayah]

That was pure therapy after listening to all those toxic Karens right there🥺😍

[@ImNotaRussianBot]

A nice seesaw.

[@josearellano2275]

Yes

[@callumn2111]

"Youre the reason I paid $160!" You wanted a gaming pc for $160. At that price, you'd be lucky it runs minesweeper.

[@CAWAgentNiko]

@Jusey1 if you needed to replace parts, it didn't cost 180 did it.

[@ImpudentInfidel]

A decent video card (as in, not good quality but it runs games) costs more than that all by itself. A good video card costs more than most gaming consoles. PC gaming is not cheap.

[@asmylia9880]

@Jusey1 you have to include the new parts you've exchanged into the costs as well. So no way it's below 200. And as long as you want to play more than just minesweeper and wanting to have an actual GAMING PC (I don't even think you know what that term means) , you have to pay at least 500 for decent CPU, GPU and hard drives. I'm not even counting in gaming mice or keyboards. Hence those things alone already do cost 150 EACH. It's nowhere near 180. And no, playing minecraft do not count as "gaming".

[@MichiruSilvers]

Yeah that woman is crazy. My gaming laptop cost me $1600

[@ImpudentInfidel]

@Jusey1 Very nice.

[@enerioffutt1881]

Yugo: Dad, dad,dad, I squeak the toy, hear how good I squeak the toy, dead, aren't I a good boy to squeak the toy? Dad, Dad...why are you pounding your head on the desk, Dad? Dad, wanna hear me squeak my toy?

[@thelololomew709]

The legends say this woman is still texting..

[@NikolassAvi]

Maybe now she still does it...

[@popothegenie3035]

@@NikolassAvi she does op is still posting her text

[@randompromises1038]

@@popothegenie3035 wait what she does??

[@popothegenie3035]

@@randompromises1038 yes it just stopped today

[@Ant-Eater]

Can i catch you

[@michie666]

PC woman...how did you read that horribly spelled crap without getting a headache?

[@jimmydanielroberts]

R/ihadastroke

[@jaiyapapaya]

Honestly, I just wanna know how he figured out where the sentences began and ended

[@thatwolffe3802]

I am guessing shes the type that talks into the phone to write texts, i fucking hate people who do that.

[@Bierstadt54]

My head hurts. Please don't hurt us, senpai.

[@olyviermonteau4300]

R/tifu

[@BubblyBlackbird]

"Welcome to r/ChoosingBeggars, where exposure pays the bills." Well hey, if you're a stripper, exposure really *does* pay the bills.

[@Cometsarecool]

Well, she's not wrong.

[@greenshirt362]

LMAOOOOOO

[@Miniminer1999]

This is messed up, and true..

[@randompromises1038]

strippers seem to get more respect than everyone in this video unfortunate enough to deal with these choosing beggars

[@logando3305]

Well, its not a lie...

[@BrettSonicBluBlumfieldVideos]

"...And how I'm solely responsible for...." Yugo whines "....Yugo!" You got that right! You're solely responsible for keeping Yugo content during your narrations. ;) LOL I do love these puppy bloopers!

[@shanellpugh9546]

"THATS ALL!" *proceeds to write a long book of her crazy thoughts*

[@purplelilly28]

Dog: give me all da love Rslash: I’m busy Dog: I don’t care GIVE ME LOOOOVVVEEEE

[@sxnow1978]

r/entitled dogs?

[@Augg14sM0nst3r]

UWU

[@kacpertrojanowski3466]

R/choosingdogs

[@carpkomodiefn3153]

r/choosingdoggers

[@ZainAhmed-ns2di]

At least the dog is cute

[@katschroeder3089]

Oh but his “WHY do I I bother!!?” In the bloopers is an actual mood

[@nogamerhere3909]

That last woman be like: "I'm sorry i said those horrible things to you...but also it's your fault that i said those things.

[@skylerdrake9100]

I can only imagine that she’s single for a reason

[@nogamerhere3909]

@@skylerdrake9100 i mean we all know women can never be wrong

[@skylerdrake9100]

No Gamer Here true 💀💀💀💀 lmaoaooo she is why I hate people

[@nogamerhere3909]

@@skylerdrake9100 i don't blame ya 😂

[@skylerdrake9100]

No Gamer Here I promise we aren’t all like that tho 😂🥺

[@invisigoth510]

Omg. The minute that crazy woman called him a pedo he should have told her to eff off & blocked her

[@austindraws4876]

If anyone accused me of being a pedo she getting a Canadian style lumberjack match (irony: I’m southern)

[@hollyheart8642]

Rslash: *Trying to film a video* Yugo: *Demonic squeaking*

[@rosedimond999]

🤣🤣🤣

[@77gravity]

Funniest part of the whole video. Squeak squeak squeak.

[@bicbiro1116]

Can I just say it’s so nice to hear that you’re obviously taking such good care of your pupper 😂 He sounds like a loopy loveable fuzzball

[@kandiiii]

I just feel bad for the PC guy, the nicest guy ever and that woman's daughter. :(

[@DieuGamer1929]

Hope the daughter don't become like her mother...

[@ohoh5438]

Dude hes the sweetest thing 🥺

[@the_darkgameryt]

Dieu Gamer same

[@infinitelives1119]

That ring is basically my ring and I love it. The stones are supposed to represent past, present, and future. I'm legit a bit peeved she's crapping on my ring. Asshole. 🤣

[@josephineszworc413]

Infinite Lives 😄😄 I like it

[@midnight.roses369]

The ring was beautiful, I didn't see anything wrong with it

[@legowhite2]

Don’t worry guys! It was for his side chick

[@tinajfahey]

Same mine is a 3 stone ring too and it's perfect. We got the wedding ring and eternity ring custom made into a 3 piece set. ❤

[@imahumanperson8374]

Legowhite Hopefully his side chick is better than his main squeeze!

[@Fred_uyz]

Person: gives 40 bucks to CB CB: here's my card :D CB: steps out, calls the bank "yeah my card got stolen" Bank: cancels the previous card CB: picks up new card Fast forwards to the 28th CB spends all of her money and never pays back

[@brunobucciarati834]

This is exactly what i thought haha

[@charliew12phaeton28]

I don't have a bank card and was getting confused how she was going to scan him so thanks for that!

[@Fred_uyz]

@@charliew12phaeton28 yeah, also cards are stupid cheap, maybe 5bucks and banks many time issue them for.free if they were stolen or you can get certain amounts of re issues per year for free too, so really at most CB would loose 5 bucks, but most likely she'll pay 0 for the new card

[@doggothepooper732]

@@Fred_uyz cards here are free from start, at least the one i got was

[@Fred_uyz]

@@doggothepooper732 yeah, the first couple ones usually are

[@stephaniemossman7768]

This channel is exactly why I don’t get upset about people using reddit posts for channel content. The narration and subbed words make the posts infinitely better 😂 Way to not let the desire for monetization degrade the content. You use it to make the content even better!

[@fantomssquad4409]

“The post about ring shamming” Me commenting: Seeing how u are that ring is probably for his side chick

[@ludanchi]

this comment is underrated

[@DavidandClara]

Ring shaming groups remind me why I’ll probably never get married. To those in groups like that : Be happy anyone ever wanted you.

[@imahumanperson8374]

DAV!D&CLARA Lmao

[@somecrazdude2412]

@@DavidandClara Different vision of marriage, but same vibes here. If I get to that point, I know the person for me would be someone who's fine with something does the bare minimum of visually saying "I'm married, back off". Plus, easier to be satisfied if both parties draft together what ring they'd like, rather than expecting a surprise they hopefully like. Though damn, I can't blame anyone for not wanting to get married at all.

[@heeheee8164]

Fantoms Squad I thought the same thing

[@Amber-uh5rz]

Entitled PC mom: "DON'T TEXT ME ANYMORE" "That's all" "That's all I have to say" Also Entitled PC mom: *continues sending texts every 5 minutes*

[@vez3834]

"How dare you send my daughter your calculator or personal computer or whatever. I will have you know that my great uncle is actually a police officer and will absolutely have you got arested!! I'm totally not trying to shift my guilt onto you!"

[@Mahami92]

CB: "Don't EVER contact me again!" OP: "Okay, have a nice life." Also CB: *Sends a barrages of text, trying to justify words to OP.* Makes me wonder why this dude didn't file for harassment or block this crazed person.

[@DigitalJedi]

I'd have gone for the harrassment charges, but, I'd have left them unblocked both to see how far they spiraled and to collect more evidence of said harassment.

[@mrn234]

Sounds to me like the last try to squeeze something out of him or something.

[@beardlessdragon]

He took one for the team so we could have this gem of a r/CB post

[@Iced9]

The sad thing is if he blocked her she'd act like she won and had the moral highground. You really can't argue with crazy people

[@CosimaNonymouse]

"That is all" and I can't help but let out a sigh of relief but oh, how it didn't end there.

[@boisegameshowguy]

2:00 🤣 “She’s birthday.” Hello Birthday, I’m anniversary!

[@FRIEDFISHPLZ]

This last lady is bizzare. She sounds like shes trying to apologize and not really at the same time. Also, I think she needs specific meds.

[@RawkLobstah88]

She's doing the thing where she thinks she's being diplomatic.

[@yalsha4686]

Either that or she says ''nicer things'' to be able to quote herself in the future saying ''but I apologized etc.'' The weirder thing is, it seems like she does not realize she's texting, the phrasing/words are obviously typed as she thinks them, while being all emotional about this. Her comments were very repetitive as well. She could have easily resumed everything in like, 4-5 lines? Maybe. Haha

[@denisehahn1119]

The poor daughter has so little chance in life. 🤦‍♀️

[@TipTheScales27]

Nah she’s trying to gaslight the situation towards her favor, even though she is clearly the asshole. I feel so bad for her daughter

[@Tobaccrow]

Lady - "Don't contact me every again" * Precedes to send an abundance of text messages even though she keeps saying the conversation is over*

[@elizakohl8922]

-Little Bits- I don’t understand why these people don’t just block these CBs as soon as shit hits the fan.

[@perper4858]

-"That's all" *10 minutes later* -*continues writing and writing *

[@mariojudah9865]

Kayla Campbell Bc they want to post it on reddit and they want to see the text messages

[@pugglesaurusrex7425]

deadass read abundance as ambulance

[@bruhkan457]

@@elizakohl8922 Because then you can post on Reddit and entertain people's day.

[@SoreonBrokeIt]

She got a pc for gaming at 160 dollars? Of course there'd be problems, the guy has some serious patience with this woman. Huge respect to him.

[@tasmaniandebiru]

first she said 160, then 200, then 250, she keeps adding the price to make it seem worse lol

[@WibbledIsCool]

bro a shit pc is smtn like 400

[@Aethenthebored]

@@tasmaniandebiru Well, the computer was 160, then she got a dongle which was 40 (200 total), then she added gas from driving around 50 (250 total). The gas one is the worst, because she just took the cost of filling up her whole tank, but it was obviously low already. Well... no, the whole thing was the worst, because she is ridiculous.

[@evyschaefer6529]

I just love the Puppy Bloopers at the end. Give Hugo a tummy rub for me!

[@grimmseti]

>Doesn't want peoples' "poor people" Androids. >Is too poor to afford an Android. SMH

[@Endercass]

LOL and android is better than iPhones anyways

[@musse8756]

Endercass 8508 Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, buddy.

[@Endercass]

@@musse8756 ya ok apple user

[@amberlance3221]

To anyone supporting Apple, please know that the staff are expected to meet insane targets and the customers are the worst (high volume of staff turnover is understandable).. I once had a customer who wanted a new iPad because she was so angry, she managed to snap/bend the device, she was hysterical when she realised she would have to pay for repairs/replacement.. I personally would NEVER work there again and cringe when I hear people say Apple is better, it really isn't (just overpriced and over marketed) 👍

[@lefthanded5473]

Amberlance Your comment has nothing to do with apple products, duchey customers don’t make a product bad, you’re also assuming that people who buy android devices aren’t like that (which isn’t true).

[@Fanatic-jd6sw]

Says she never meant to hurt him then insulted him and repeatedly put the blame on him as well as repeatedly saying the same s#it over and over again and overall just making her situation worse.

[@audreym3908]

I know. Can't wait till the "small claims court" story comes out lol.

[@j.5790]

*oof*

[@joaquing7328]

#it

[@Fanatic-jd6sw]

@Wubba Wubba good point

[@Nerobyrne]

When people are really cruel to you and say "that's not who I am", what they mean is "That's who I really am, I just can't maintain the mask when I'm angry"

[@Avarioth]

You can tell a lot about a person's character, from what they're like when they're angry. Not everything of course, cause anger does make people dumber and more irrational, but the lowering of restraints does mean, that some stuff comes out that they just haven't EXPRESSED before they got angry. Even when someone says cruel shit they DON'T actually think/feel, you still discovered that this is a type of person, who wants your feelings to be hurt when they're mad, which is also a bad sign...

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

Computer guy: I did tell you I couldn't make an accurate assessment in five minutes and with no internet, and you decided to buy it anyway. Woman: Well you should have known I'd blame you for that! That's why it's your fault!

[@nerdyguy1306]

CB: Can I have your Art OP: you gonna pay CB: *exposure, take it or leave it*

[@overlordmogg9103]

I have 5 subscribers think of all the fame you will get

[@idonotknowwhattonamemyself2197]

Hahaha

[@toastour]

If u get me a 69 690$ i will give u a HUGE shout out trust me u will get almost as many subs that pewdiepie has

[@idonotknowwhattonamemyself2197]

I watched is in vr

[@Vora_Vixen]

OP: Leave it CB: surprised pikachu face

[@blucat5223]

4:17 omg this is so real.... My mother delievered the Houston Chronicle news paper and SEVERAL people called to complain that they didn't get their paper during hurricane Harvey.... people were literarly dying.... even if my mother was some how able to get out in the storm, the paper would have been washed out in the flooding..... seriously the streets looked like rapid rivers.

[@galaxiarcia41]

i died when he said "muhbipups" instead of m b p s/megabits per second

[@christianstachl]

iirc he did that already once or twice in older videos and you're right, it's always hilarious. But the "uou" in the last story was nice, too :D

[@dorsvenabili5573]

Hahah yeah I love it when he does this, it’s hilarious 😂

[@Spartacusse]

It's actually mega BITS per second, as Mega bytes would have the M in upper case (Mbps). Also, most speed test websites and apps display the speed in megabits, 15 Megabytes/s time 8 would be 120mbps. 15 mbps (around 2 Megabytes/s) is pretty much what you see in 2.4Ghz wifi, 5Ghz wifi would be needed to reach those speeds (120mbps) and it's relatively new, so it's unlikely a choosing beggar who can't pay their own ISP bill would have one, I could be wrong though.

[@jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068]

Ive never said mbps in my life but if it ever comes up im deffs saying muhbipips 😆

[@observeddust8923]

Mbps = megabits per second MBps = megabytes per second Its different

[@Sinful_Solution]

The puppy bloopers always me me laugh and smile with happiness. Best part, love it

[@chunkymonkey4275]

Choosing beggar: “she is birthday” **minutes later** Choosing beggar: “it’s okay she is my best friend” Me: *”but I thought she was a birthday”* **surprised pikachu face**

[@peachypanda57]

ope 😂

[@tomas7046]

The way your dog is during videos is basically how my bird is, just demands attention FOR FREE. He does the same thing and they are different animals, so cool. I love animals

[@Cometsarecool]

"Ok, your free trial is up. Here are the costs: Head pat session- 4 treats Belly rub session- 5 treats But scratch- 3 treats

[@yusef5137]

Tomas ikr birds are so loud I have 2 😂

[@plasmariot8099]

My cat likes to knock my phone out of my hand if I am looking at it instead of constantly paying attention to her

[@tomas7046]

@@plasmariot8099 Kinda the same with my bird. He will attack my phone if I am watching videos on it. Really cute but worry he is gonna crack my screen one day haha

[@guh___]

"poor people Androids" *Looks at Google, Samsung, One Plus, Huawei, and more*

[@daanyaal1737]

Typical isheep logic

[@r34p3r5]

Poor people androids? POOR PEOPLE ANDROIDS!!? (Call me crazy if you want to) ANDROIDS ARE THE SUPERIOR TO IPHONES!!! GIVEN THE CHOICE I WOULD BUY A SAMSUNG!!!

[@matankesselman456]

@GlassyRain0 same. But the fact that devices like the xiaomi POCO f1 exist means that people can get high specs at a lower price.

[@CazadorSlayer]

@GlassyRain0 Pssht, everything spies on you nowadays. Apple is probably even worse.

[@poopenfarten7194]

The Poor people androids they meant were probably the very cheap phones for very little money I’m not defending them I’m just clarifying what they may have meant

[@ThePC-eh2lt]

I love it when these CBs spend a ridiculous amount of time drafting up these insanely long messages and get no replies from OP. Just knowing how much time they’re losing with nothing but silence on the other end is immensely satisfying.

[@angelaacevedo2892]

7:34 I honestly felt my heart break for the man, I've been in a relationship with my bf for about 4 years now and I've been praying for the day that my bf would get down on his knees to ask me to marry him; I thought that the ring was beautiful. To think that this woman would actually shame the ring that her man got her (probably to ask her to marry him), shows me that she doesn't truly love him and he deserves someone better; I wouldn't care if my wedding ring had a diamond or not, i wouldn't care if the diamond was fake or real, hell i wouldn't even care if the ring was plastic or rubber.. As long as my man wants to be with me, to love me and to be in my life all together then I'm happy with it. Sorry i didn't mean to get all emotional, its just that woman really bothered me; I fucking hate choosingbeggars but i fucking love rSlash and can't stop watching his videos lol

[@AnneDalton82]

My fiance and I are not rich in any way, and have a daughter together that at the time was just two weeks old.. He proposed with a handmade ring he made from walnut wood in our garage... I cried in joy. I get to spend the rest of my life with him now. He then bought a silver plated ring (called an Irish claudagh, hope I spelled it right) with an amethyst stone heart in the center because it was my daughter and I's birth stone (: I'm in love with this ring, and my fiance, because he didn't waste money on some dumb diamond bullcrap.. he gave me something that means so, so much to me. I adore it, because it's my wedding band, I told him never to buy something else for me because this is all I want. In the Irish culture, this ring represents Love, Friendship, and Loyalty... The three things I could ever need or want from such a terrific person! It's not about the value they cost, or how big of a wedding you get(I'm having no more than a small celebration with all my family, held in my grandmother's backyard, which is exactly how I want it), it's the fact that you get to promise each other forever and happiness. That woman has it so goddamn twisted. Hope she never gets married till she's really ready, as of now, she is n o t. I call him my rock, he always quips back that I'm his gem (:

[@angelaacevedo2892]

@@AnneDalton82 i wish you all the joy and happiness in the world because you clearly deserve it, you and your family sound like great people and i am in love with your comment ❤.

[@yemsuh]

angela acevedo most wholesome comment thread I read in a long time

[@angelaacevedo2892]

@@yemsuh thank you ❤ your comment just made my day lol you're the best 😊

[@aspenpawarts9333]

I would be happy, and prob would only be mad is he was reaaaally rich or something, and chose to get a trashy one. If you can’t afford t, that’s 1 thing, if you choose your once in a lifetime wedding isn’t worth it when you could be ok without the money and very easily afford it, that’s another thing

[@dorkfish1275]

That wasn't puppybloopers, that was squeakpocolypse. And I laughed all through it.

[@cosplaymemories1487]

I love both of these! XD squakpocolypse and apupalypse! XD

[@samhurst735]

Mom from the last story: “that’s all I have to say” “AND ANOTHER THING”

[@iliasbounja4249]

Another one.

[@CapyMartinBara]

Me: Ah, fuck me

[@greenbozoa5797]

*And another ONE*

[@Giananora]

Jeez, it's like if Columbo were a Karen

[@kattheghost3836]

"Our client Lemi Weeks is innocent, call your first witness, that's all you had to say." "Okay... ONE MORE THING-"

[@splats9671]

Love how rSlash keeps in mind not everyone looks at the video. Was drawing when the picture was described and it gave me a rough idea of it

[@roadtrip4690]

"Poor people androids" **Me glares at the ridiculous Samsung Galaxy Fold price tag**

[@MythicalCrayon]

back when i got my Note 9 it retailed at 1k....1 fucking thousand dollars and i hear "poor people androids" bitch... really?! Thats a dumb idiot right there LOL

[@Mark-xy9ol]

Sara Whitmore My dad’s Galaxy 9 was around about almost a thousand dollars when it first came out. I couldn’t believe it but he managed to pay for one 😂

[@nicholasdavoli2973]

I know right, I'm currently working on paying off my s 10 and it pisses me off so much when people say android are for "poor people"

[@theruinerofchats]

i picked up my s8 after it came out and they was about 1k. quite a pretty penny. Im still using it, lasted longer then my old iphone

[@greenbozoa5797]

Androids are better than iPhones in my opinion

[@skullcandy3935]

Choosing beggars is one of my favorites. And entitled parents

[@overlordmogg9103]

Mine is comedy cemetery

[@ScyutsBlckCloud]

SkullCandy malicious compliance as well and nuclear Revenge could be added to the list.

[@BlackLavender625]

ok

[@morenmore334]

Skullcandy my favorite is blessed image,blurse image, abd entitled parents

[@bookapillar]

Choosing Beggers is my absolute favorite and Entitled parents/people and amithebutthole lol

[@PrincessAries86]

That review about the fridge repair and hurricane dorian reminded me of one left for my work. This guy gave us a one star and was MAD that their were fire trucks in the way that he couldn't find parking and when he got inside his food was not ready for his togo pick up. I mean, heaven forbid there is a fire going on and your food isn't ready.

[@lexor911]

I got a 1 star review at my business as well. We have Tesla chargers in our parking lot. A couple had parked to charge their vehicle at 0213 and started to walk around the property. I informed them, that they needed to stay in the Tesla charging area as our property was closed for the night. About 30 minutes later i get the call that alarms have gone off and police are in route. I race over and see its them and cancel the police order. The couple had been pulling on the doors looking for a building that was open to use the bathrooms. When i told them that the bathrooms were closed and that police had been dispatched because they had set off alarms they went ballistic and I ended up issuing them a notice of trespassing. Sure thing the next evening when I got in, one of the office staff had on my desk a print out of a 1 star yelp review for the mall. We all had a good laugh about it as they were on footage mucking about the site being dumb assess. TL;DR: People are entitled pricks that do not listen or care to understand the world around them.

[@PrincessAries86]

@@lexor911 I know. It boggles my mind at how dumb an entitled people are.

[@Lunarlilly]

I worked for an answering service when Harvey hit and one woman was furious when she called wanting extra medical equipment. I told her I am sorry but the company evacuated and unfortunately she would have to call 911 if she felt it was an emergency. She screamed we better get in a row boat and get to her house.

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Reminds me of a recent video of a Wendy's going down in flames and the lady wants a refund while the place was ON FIRE!

[@jjstuartonwriting8150]

Love your dog! Satisfying stories, great radio voice, and puppy bloopers? Becoming one of my favorite channels my man. Keep up the good work.

[@itsjaelyn2505]

RSLASH: You wants some pets? You wants some cuddles? Me: YES I WANTS THY PETS PLEASE

[@Laggyboi]

XD

[@pauldavisjr.3284]

That bf should publicly dump her instead of proposing to her.

[@Sakiko23]

That's a fact. The minute anyone shows their true colours in that matter they should be dumped before it's too late. However, some people are smarter than that and will wait till after marriage to show those because they know it's difficult for their partner to get out of it then.

[@SWISS-1337]

27 minute long video? What have we done to deserve such a privilege? Heck yea!

[@ScyutsBlckCloud]

SWISS1337 Right dude, we have been blessed by the mighty Rslash!

[@franl155]

lol this is one time when size matters …

[@UnchainedAmerica]

Well the angry PC woman took about 15 minutes of Yugo lost time to share her cringy rants. As soon as someone accuse me of a pedo, a restraining order comes out.

[@GMSryBut]

"Wall of text." CB: THATS ALL A new Wall of text.

[@whotfismack]

i love how the pc lady kept saying “that’s all” and then continued to add more and more 😂

[@urmomrequiem7173]

Because that's all, yknow?

[@bladerunner3314]

i often see that with christians they lose the argument, say they're done, I reply "ok" and they keep coming back

[@mrprincemusicandgaming]

We need a full vid of yugo.

[@JesusRoseAgain]

People like this made me quit doing computers for people

[@Pocketnemo]

MotorFucker? Wasnt there that one guy on my strange addiction who married his car?

[@overlordmogg9103]

Didn't he have a car named cinnamon or some other stripper name

[@GiantDwarf_02]

Yeaaaaa he had an “intimate” relationship with his car in which he would kiss it and not let anyone else drive it

[@clairedaw9006]

@@overlordmogg9103 if I recall the episode correctly, the car was called Chase

[@Nokomomo22]

Great. Now the song is stuck in my head.

[@MazzaAzi]

You know how some kids "watched the Wrong animal cartoon" or "understood the adult joke in the animal cartoon movie" became furries? Same thing but with the Cars movies

[@spiceh9805]

rSlash: “which, for those who are listening and aren’t watching-“ me, at work writing up files and emails while wearing earpods listening to this video: 😳👀

[@Gothdancer67]

It’s amazing the guy kept his calm through all that garbage. And I love what you added at the end with a dog that was so sweet

[@bubblesdarke5226]

God I love the puppy bloopers. They make my day immensely better.

[@prncsskris]

The last story said that’s all like 3 times, and then keeps texting... he stopped talking so long ago 😂

[@lacrisunny]

The Story : *A woman with his young son/daughter* me : *i smell something wrong, i can feel it*

[@KingKhaoz]

lol

[@kacpertrojanowski3466]

Something's wrong, i can feel it...

[@allegedchicken5406]

Your dog is the cutest little bugger! I lost it when I heard the squeaky toy. That was EXACTLY what I needed after those rage inducing stories.

[@Brigand231]

That last one must have been a masochist, responding every time.

[@celtichistory]

The computer mom argues the way my mother does. Very manipulative with very little actual fact

[@McSnezzly]

My mom’s the same way. Super abusive. I haven’t talked with her for months because she “took back” her apology for abusing me lmfao

[@skxtterquick6657]

Same. She is extremely manipulative, I no longer love with her at least though.

[@jaykenvolk]

Nobody: rslash: MEBIBIPS

[@xanmanskaggs216]

What you dont say mebibips

[@MeanBeanKerosene]

@@xanmanskaggs216 Technically every system, FAT drive and SSD, run in Mebibytes or 1,024 bytes. It's just easier to round the number to the nearest whole.

[@jaimiemiddlebrook1003]

I was gonna comment on this too. But y'all got to it first. Glad I'm not the only one that that comment got to giggle. 😂

[@executablefiles3713]

I get 20 mebibips on my powerline adapter and can still run a server off of it. dont know what he needs other than 4k streaming

[@kyanshi]

PUPPER WANTS PLAY, PLAY WITH PUPPER!!! I love the puppy bloopers! after hearing such aggravating stories hearing you two lightens my mood back to normal lol

[@maesaliva]

XD so I paused the video when CB’s company “DoTerra” was mentioned and yes, indeed, it is an essential oil company with a bunch of sh*t about how they heal your immune system. Additionally they’re really expensive. One small container costs from about 16-100 dollars.

[@karolinedemon]

Essential oils are cool for a lot of things but idk how good they would be for THAT price. I literally have so good oils that costed me like 4 dollars

[@jenmalcom7004]

I tried working for a different company. My sponsor was one of those chipper cheerleader types (who probably was never a cheerleader). I honestly could not stand her! Nobody wanted those stupid oils, either.

[@maesaliva]

A little update: I found out my (pro vaxx) mom uses DoTerra. They’re actually pretty good, but I still think they’re overpriced.

[@aspenpawarts9333]

I only use oils for some stuff like itches, sores etc. Nothing that would actually threaten me, just an inconvenience. Oils work for those pretty well!

[@tollsgold2927]

The "for those who are listening and not watching part" really won me over

[@Goabnb94]

"Shes my best friend but I don't want to spend any money on her, nor put in time and effort doing stuff myself for her"

[@anthonytyner2393]

And that my friend is when you (figuratively) Shoot her for being a complete lazy dumbass of a friend.

[@brittanyspieker7144]

I like how the man who was helping the woman with the pc left the daughter out of it and wished her a bright and happy future.

[@sillycatlady509]

That last one..she hated reverse psychology...but it sounded like reverse psychology is the only thing she knows how to do..... Ugh, my head hurts....

[@CazadorSlayer]

She hates it so much, she uses reverse psychology on herself to get over it.

[@McSnezzly]

I’ve noticed a lot of abusive people start yelling about using psychology against them if you can speak well and actually make them feel guilty- they just double down on the crazy instead of apologizing

[@EXoDuZ302]

the irony is (2:37) thats actually a good drawing in a derpy kinda way smack down with class!!!

[@Nortarachanges]

Could almost double as Undertale fan art and net her some sweet exposure bucks ^_^

[@CazadorSlayer]

ngl I woulda sent that to my friend as a gift. If I had any of those 'friend' things, that is...

[@KTSpeedruns]

The lady who wanted a gaming PC for her daughter doesn't need the cops called her. She needs a psych ward called on her.

[@FlowerCrown_Shyboi]

The 3rd story seems extremely sketchy, if Op went along with giving them their card and bank info wouldn't the CB call the cops and say Hey they stole my bank card and info?

[@JosieJOK]

Assuming it was her bank card and not a stolen one, yeah.

[@SifGreyfang]

OP would have the conversation in their phone though

[@nemthos2605]

either that or the CB just calls her back to order a new card and report the old card as lost

[@elykodik157]

“Give me your phone!” “HELL NAW, IMA NEED TO WATCH R/SLASH FIRST”

[@frostymystical_1259]

You’re a great comrade.

[@killbuzz8706]

You are a great comrade

[@cloudplayz2897]

Dread You are a great comrade.

[@finalboss6973]

Very nice comrade.

[@kareemashraf-]

#RELATABLE! XD

[@catboywinterlyons6554]

The ending with the “r/puppybloopers” was funny...

[@lenax9798]

$250 for a pc? Bruh, what did she expect? A good pc costs about $700 and more!

[@tony-_-doge]

Yeah tbh idk a lot about PCs but they cost a lot if you want a good pc u gotta do some research on good recommend parts and stuff

[@masterman2224]

"Im a master of psychology as well... So anyway I started crying in public"

[@moniquebruun9188]

I’ve tried paying my sister for her art multiple times because I want her to know that if she one day chooses to sell her art she should be paid for it. She’s so talented and I think she should know her worth, she has never allowed me to pay her though so I just give her bigger presents or things she wants when I’m able to, she’s lovely

[@Ashfold_Eberesche]

I 'd love to see an example of her work?

[@moniquebruun9188]

She posted a Wall painting and a bit of digital art on her insta, you Can check it out if you want, her name is: @ur.local.skraldemand (It’s a mix between english and Danish, she’s a bit Weird, it just means your local sanitation worker or “garbage man”) btw you probably have to scroll down a bit :)

[@TheKometsvball14]

The squeaky toy section in the puppy bloopers has me in tears, lmfao 😂😂😂

[@Sky-ig4eq]

“EXCESSIVE BICKERING”. “That’s all!” “EVEN MORE EXCESSIVE BICKERING”.

[@bakercookies1341]

I wish I lived next door! I would gladly spoil Hugo with walks, playtime and "Puppicinos" while you worked. Love puppy bloopers... they make my day!!!😊

[@lynnwest4307]

$20 for pads and toilet paper what the hell is she buying? Chick either needs to go generic so she can get it for cheaper or buy less

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

Tsunami flow?

[@wangdangatomictango]

@@ianmacfarlane1241 No. They make heavy duty pads for heavy flow. Nobody pays $20 for pads unless they're buying 3, maybe 4, months worth of pads. Name brand shit you can get with coupons but like there ain't a real difference between generic and name brand. Stores like Family Dollar sells name-brand for less and at Walmart you can get 2 months worth off a $15 pack. Or they're buying a whole pack of reusable pads (which you can't get at the grocery store). That lady is just full of shit, lmao.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@@wangdangatomictango I was joking - I didn't really think that there was such a thing as tsunami flow, and while I'm not au fait with the cost of women's hygiene products I didn't imagine that $20 was a realistic price.

[@kristinwiebold2433]

Pads can be up to $10 and if you get toilet paper that isn't that sand paper thin kind it is expensive too.

[@rebeccas2801]

Stephanie West, a menstrual cup would be cheaper to buy and last loads longer! And 20 for food for her and her kids 😬 I’m sure she would need more than that unless she has some magic powers?

[@zombiedeadsong6023]

"I want a f***ing iPhone!" Get a android... won't get ripped off. "NO! I need an iPhone! Everyone has one and I don't want to be left out!" If you say so...

[@ThePhoenixw68]

And ive have my s8 from launch and its *just* starting to have performance hiccups after almost 3 years.

[@masterpbk]

"That's all" *two paragraphs later*

[@taurinokohoo4733]

Ok officially love this channel, I normally like listening to stories while doing my digital art and loved how you explained whats happening cause I hate going back and forth too see the picture

[@harveyratcliffe1748]

The way he said “uou” was funny

[@shaggerchuck]

@Emily Green duh..... DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, I'm the bald guy.

[@Avarioth]

I always read "ouo" and "owo" as "oh-woah"... I cannot see them as smiley faces, lol.

[@pigzaregood7946]

Harvey Ratcliffe uou think?

[@aniusers]

my brain automatically translates it to either UwU or OwO. anything remotely close to that sound gets translated. I need help.

[@s0lar.ecl1pse83]

U ow

[@alexandermccauley4953]

"The download speed is bad, like 15 MIBIBUPPS bad" 8:35 lol

[@Wheelchair_Gamer]

"I'm in a wheelchair, what's the lowest you can go." "Well most chairs put your head at around 3-4ft. But I really don't see why I need to bend over to talk to you."

[@Twinklethefox9022]

This comment needs more likes.

[@Nortarachanges]

UmbreonTwinkle, I’ve done my part ^_^

[@janedoex1398]

Well played sir / maam ! ^^ 👏

[@saraierace1643]

OOOOOOOOH, BURRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!

[@she_sings_delightful_things]

Haha....good one

[@Jaydeeene]

They say the woman is still texting him and his patience is still calm to this day

[@user-ir1xo9jp8w]

that PC woman has given me migraines, loss of will in humanity, and 4th stage cancer.

[@DigitalJedi]

I think my last clump of brain cells finally died off. There's just a few loners left.

[@demonkid16]

The PC women is also illiterate and should be going to school to learn how to write properly. She is talking about psychology when her writing and syntax is possibly at the 3rd-grade level.

[@Stripedbottom]

I was just going to post this exact thing

[@trainerlesseevee478]

This comment sums up how i felt after all that 😂

[@usualunusualkid7149]

"ghanx"

[@cassiebrooke5908]

"That's all" *shows another 7 paragraphs* Me: *wHEezE*

[@spuddAus]

I have never heard of DoTerra and yet somehow knew it was a MLM.

[@Stripedbottom]

That's called 'context'

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

It is an MLM.

[@Far2hip]

Yugo, lol. Killing me, lol. 🤣🤣🤣 I think this is one of the best PB’rs. Relentless until submission, lol. 🤣🤣🤣