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[@joshkaid]

"It's not a career unless it pays the majority of your income..." Then pay her...

[@randompromises1038]

😱😱😱😱😱😱 blasphemy!!!

[@frostwyvern]

Let me just fix that list for him "List of women I won't date: -women"

[@smaj.9998]

Except for a famous actress which he will DEFINETLY marry one day because everybody would wish for being able to marry such a scumbag! And those REALISTIC RULES he sets! Such an unbelievably nice and no-assholelike man!

[@kuba_mar]

"List of women i will date: -ERROR - no matching subjects found in any known records"

[@traaa]

Add a “existing” to the women

[@sosansational]

list of women he won't date: all of them no one wants him

[@ahmednassri6271]

"human"

[@XxTheRealArceexX]

So, this dude either wants to date an Indian actress, or a body pillow.

[@christians4854]

Nah, I don’t think most body pillows are taller than 5’3

[@holyshard530]

And also wants her to be.. A house..wife? That's a little weird but if you consider the rest of it..it's more weirder.. I mean, he hates feminists and SJWS who, if you think too hard about it, would slice him in half and rip him to bits for some reason that I do not want to know of in any way..no I don't hate them, they both seem to be good communities from what I've heard, if they arent absolutely insane and shoving things down the skulls of those who dare say anything with no mercy what so ever..they seem alright.

[@ambi_cc8464]

Lmao yea

[@ambi_cc8464]

@@holyshard530 sjws and feminists are not good groups, at least the extreme ones which I’d say make up the very vocal and influential minority of them

[@cpsbBXCX]

@@ambi_cc8464 truthfully the only feminists who hate men with a burning passion, and want to eliminate them all together, are TERFs, who are transphobic, so i would be hesitant to even call them feminist. the rest of us just want like,,,basic respect, and equal treatment. i would say anti-SJWs are far more intolerable than some alt chick who supports gay rights.

[@lilstank8662]

“Women that disgust me...my list” “•Racist white women” *Legit 5 seconds ago* “•Black women”

[@folbykleetwood7462]

He prefers racist men, obviously

[@kamikv]

i think he could of said im gay because i dont think he lookin for any women

[@TheDukeofCheese12]

See also... "I won't date Heightist women" 5 seconds later "I won't date anyone over 5' 9" or under 5' 3"."

[@JokeHatesItHere]

"Women that disgust me... my list" "Religious women" *1 min later* "Women I will date" "God-fearing women"

[@listen2164]

Obviously, by religious, he means a woman who believes in a God he can't put behind his ego

[@Davie504]

let's be honest who doesn't hate *golddigers*

[@jackstack9367]

Davie504 Yo what's up my man? Didn't think I'd see you here.

[@jernie9384]

But can you play Goldigger with a Goldigger ?

[@frankietheghost9385]

um I think you mean goldigers

[@frankietheghost9385]

ScientificallyNerdy goldigers

[@stjames3852]

dudee the funkiest man alive watches sorrow tv

[@hiyaitsiya1005]

As someone who has attempted to make croissants before, I can relate to the first lady's pain.

[@bangotrue1089]

hiya its iya it was a WÄHMÄN? Edit:why am i getting all these likes?

[@lispy0nline]

hiya its iya same

[@GayMarcoting]

Ohmygawd the infinite folding over itself ughhhh!

[@onnileinonen4744]

What kind of masochist would bring SELF MADE croissants to WORK

[@amber7591]

Just looking at the recipe I said, "yeah, not happening." I bet they're so freaking delicious though.

[@alexsnightmare]

Guy: "I won't date racist women" Also guy: "I DON'T LIKE WOC"

[@nobodyimportant9603]

I don’t think he hated *all* women of color, he was apparently fine with Indian women, and Asian... he’s just racist against black people, because he sucks

[@mattnikolaus]

Guy: I hate peple of coler

[@browhattheactualfu-2659]

He also said brown or white women was okay so I don't know wtf is wrong with this guy

[@JokeHatesItHere]

"Women that disgust me... my list" "Religious women" *1 min later* "Women I will date" "God-fearing women"

[@Kimmie6772]

@@browhattheactualfu-2659 I got the feeling it was some racist Indian dude or something because the chances of a white guy knowing a bollywood actress off the top of their head is pretty slim. It also explains the selective racism a lot more.

[@JokeHatesItHere]

"Women that disgust me... my list" "Religious women" *1 min later* "Women I will date" "God-fearing women"

[@JokeHatesItHere]

@FML im quoting the video? I didn't even say anything

[@southbeastgamingftw]

FML Are you alright in the noggin there?

[@wisterwilson8774]

@FML Are you okay?

[@dudenamedzelda3179]

That just took a 180

[@lagartijamuerta]

@FML This is the hardest I've ever seen someone's snarky comment backfire and it was outside of Reddit, congratulations on your incredible accomplishment

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Men I'll date: -Almost anyone except that dude

[@cheesoid6628]

So you're saying there's a chance?

[@jesust6463]

Sorry bro theres no chance.

[@HelloItsMikkan]

True

[@lailacook462]

What about a Comrade like myself?

[@cathawk4628]

I have more than one pennies. You like?

[@Scandal262]

> says he hates 'heightist' women > also explicitly states he would only date awoman from 5,3 to 5, 9

[@GreyPetro]

*hypocrite*

[@Recordman3345]

Hypocrite..

[@goldylocks1932]

also he say that dark skin woman disgusts him but he won’t date a white racist woman

[@Liggliluff]

@isilverskeleton But you're right. It should be 5.25-5.75 feet, if you're doing it in decimal :)

[@asiyaa3752]

444th like

[@savannahcotton8414]

No disabilities. "I'm disabled".

[@IndiaWhiskey]

Savannah Cotton “I don’t like people judging me on my disabilities”

[@seblorkhan2618]

@@IndiaWhiskey ahhh hypocrisy at its finest

[@meganbuchanan6359]

I miss you sorrow. Once in a while I come back to your videos to make me laugh when I'm having a hard day.... alot of those lately. Thank you for your work. I hope you're doing well and I hope you find amazing success.

[@GiordanDiodato]

whatever happened to the guy?

[@cerbyianbadger]

@@GiordanDiodato He left KZbin after R/ videos were becoming too mainstream; it got too hard to keep going from memory. I miss him too.

[@oOLareOo]

@@cerbyianbadger Funny enough, recently I've started to see these posts again around on more mainstream channels, 5 years later!

[@opossumworks_]

@@cerbyianbadger does he post anywhere else or has he gone offline completely??

[@isthatyouman09]

Same here 😢

[@walker5653]

"-NO DISABLED" "I'M DISABLED!" Kowalski, Analysis!

[@wehavetosurviveanotherday8584]

This ain't it, cheif

[@doommaximus6388]

Toadle seems she has a deep self hatred.

[@dinodude8899]

Toadle *scritch scratch!* Kowalski: “it seems to be a very deep seated self hatred...”

[@notdoneyet1361]

"NO CHURCH-GOING WOMEN" "GOD-FEARING WOMEN, NO SLUTS"

[@LJPV777]

Good lesson. Never accept partial payment. Also Disco Alchol Sluts needs to be a band name.

[@supertimerip]

I can imagine Disco Alcohol Sluts as an electroclash band like Alice in Videoland.

[@saritab28]

i'm willing to start a band called Disco Alcohol Sluts if anyone's willing to join

[@willowpiotrowski5782]

Sarita B I’m in.

[@brabbit736]

I'd listen to them.

[@brabbit736]

@@saritab28 when y'all go on tour, let me know. I'm buying a ticket

[@blake8671]

“IMO a career is when your job pays the majority of your bills...” >Refusing to pay for photos that could pay the majority of their bills

[@tyrekodebiyi8949]

good point

[@creeperslayer241]

"She used me to build her portfolio" "Starting photographers should use cosplayers to build their portfolio." Bitch, she already did.

[@glow3116]

I hope the guy that has a list of “likes and dislikes” of women finds a woman that fits all those qualities. Then it turns out she’s married and faithful to a different man. I’d love to see his reaction.

[@TheRedPandaCat]

He'd probably freak out, call her a slut, call her husband a Chad, and screech about how women never give nice guys like him a chance.

[@Twoshimion]

TheRedPandaCat oh so like a r/niceguys type of reaction

[@randompromises1038]

@@Twoshimion textbook r/niceguy

[@КобальтРейген]

Oh, I found a better variant He'll ask her out and then she just punches him in the face.. *because she's a redditor*

[@LL-tr5et]

hed stalk her. and try to kill her. and go to jail.

[@heehoooo]

The Peach Scone intro is my one of my favorites yet

[@weirdtrot1]

peepee poopoo sameee

[@majormelon8855]

Fucking right??! Hobo Johnson is the best indie artist rn

[@jockohomosexual]

@@majormelon8855 literally one of the most mysoginistic assholes in the industry but ok. genuinely i can reccomend tons of better indie artists who aren't huge dicks lmao

[@majormelon8855]

Well, sorry you feel that way. His stuff has gotten me through some tough shit: more of a personal thing ig.

[@Skiivin]

This was actually my introduction to Hobo Johnson. ROHJ became an important part of my life because of this video

[@Mikeological]

"106 pounds, plus a few extra pounds" yeah and I'm 6'8" minus a few inches.

[@LaMereACaniche]

I think what this abomination meant is that she considered 106 to be "having a few extra pounds". I'm probably 90% wrong, though.

[@passtheketchup4409]

I'm a bodybuilder plus several layers of fat.

[@sarcasmdeposit2818]

I'm a millionaire minus a few zeros

[@Miners666]

Where?

[@malikoniousjoe]

Magic Moose What a coincidence. I'm a millionaire minus all but 3 zeroes :D Small world amirite?

[@xopalatium]

sorrowtv's character looks like a scooby doo character

[@bubblez172737]

I fucking thought so too XD

[@F.f-t9k]

It looks autistic

[@crow_boi3387]

I thought it looked a little like a total drama character.

[@gamingconnoisseur67]

I thought it looked like the scout from tf2

[@anonymoususer1259]

I like it

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I like the "women I will not date" guy and his repetitive list. "Gold diggers. Asian gold diggers. Skinny women. Women who are skinny." Like when you're a page short for your essay and you're just repeating yourself in different ways to finish.

[@DismemberedHat]

As a cosplayer, I have never had a photographer do a full photoshoot for free so idk what that petty cosplayer is talking about. I've had some inexpensive shoots done because the photographer was new and was trying to build up experience, but NEVER free.

[@basedokadaizo]

@Just Me yep. did a crossplay as Super Pochaco and got a "free photoshoot" offer. politely declined. i know what goes on there, mister body odor with a camera.

[@KoiPuff]

So I’ve done full shoots for free but only for friends or groups I was a part of. I also knew photogs who would do free sessions but they wouldn’t do any edits and it was VERY basic.

[@DismemberedHat]

@@KoiPuff I've had one friend who was willing to do a shoot for free so she could get more experience, but I still gave her some money for her time. But all of that is because she is a close friend of mine

[@diamonddog2638]

HOLD UP! (8:55) This dude says that he's disgusted by black/Indian women and then says he's also disgusted by _racist_ white women. Let me say that again. Not not interested in. Not turned off by. DISGUSTED BY.

[@MaddieW1222]

Diamond Dog He also says he doesn't want preachy/religious women, but turns around and says he wants a regular churvh-goer...

[@equinox2672]

I noticed that too!! Such a hypocrite. That one annoyed me so much...

[@garrettwade1294]

Diamond Dog Also, apparently equality means spitting the bill in half or having them pay for all of it, but never doing that yourself.

[@morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333]

He wants a virgin who gives sex regularly.

[@morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333]

He is East Indian I guarantee. Hates Blacks, hates Asians, hates Whites, knows about some Indian actress nobody has heard of outside of India.

[@ilsemakesstuff]

Apart from the list guy being racist, a hypocrit, and so many other things, the "gives sex regularly" got me. Apparantly he has never experienced a woman actually enjoying sex so he considers it something women 'give'. It says alot, I think.

[@xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570]

Not racist, just a sexist dumbass.

[@mook_butt8037]

+Xx-xXTheTrueKingXx-xX you might want to rewatch that bit.

[@xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570]

@@mook_butt8037 not wanting to date a specific race doesn't make you racist it's just a preference/value. Me being black myself prefer to date white women. It'd be racist if he didn't like (key word like) black people all together male and female. But all together no one male or female should have that many preferences when dating you get what you get, if you and that person click you click regardless of their looks. Not saying you can't have preferences but you shouldn't have THAT MANY and they definitely shouldn't be values just preferences.

[@regularshow960]

@@xx-xxthetruekingxx-xx1570 "black women" was written under the title "women that disgust me" not under "women I wouldn't date" so yeah I'd say he's racist

[@GrandCorsair]

He already had a list for women he would not date but he felt he needed to create a list for "women who disgust me" and let people know black (and black indian) women are on that list. Am I missing something here?

[@asiyaa3752]

"No tattoos or piercings" damn guys I failed the test, my ears aren't virgins

[@heyhey439]

Same. I actually don't know any women that don't have pierced ears lmao

[@Xerxes1337]

@@heyhey439 I don't know anyone who refers to earrings as "piercings".

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

Please dont call it that

[@callmeanon307]

Never say ears and virgins in the same sentence ever again

[@JackieNoBones]

I had my ears pierced at twelve, and many have their ears pierced as babies and toddlers. Didn't even have a chance with this mega chad :(

[@MYG]

You have the voice of an angle. A right angle, because your singing is all right in my books.

[@bunniiboo1008]

Oh

[@thatonecanadianguy734]

Bronze A wild waluigi given a quality pick up Its super effective

[@jillandjack7631]

Hello papa nice to see you here

[@bluchismoon]

You should've said a 90° angle, cause you're all right with me. it would've been punnier

[@meris8486]

Moist

[@Rose-hh7mk]

"I don't like being rejected for my disability" says the woman who rejected the entire disabled community of men for her dating options

[@hollycat5450]

Caity Wylie I have disables and that is disgest me, my boyfriend is blind but he is the sweetest guy I have ever meet

[@YahyaFalcon]

Amber the Christian not sure if this is a joke or not, if it isn't your a fucking hypocrite.

[@Rose-hh7mk]

Amber was agreeing with me. She said she's disabled and is dating someone who is disabled and found the other woman's request disgusting.

[@fardfox]

Yehia Falcon I think she was talking about the fact that she rejects disabled people (The girl in the video) I doubt she would hate disables as she said she and her boyfriend both were.

[@Krashoan]

Yehia Falcon might need to reread

[@amandasutton3717]

$75 for that hairstyle is a BARGAIN

[@YokiDokiPanic]

I got a Babyliss diamond ceramic for the full price $35, lol. y'all are getting scammed.

[@Tunkkis]

@@Anelle1386 >Depends on who's asking. What did she mean by this?

[@Tunkkis]

@@Anelle1386 Ah, that makes sense. The statement just sounded a little off without context.

[@PointsofData]

@@YokiDokiPanic how tf you put ceramic in hair

[@ColinBoyardee]

$75 for starry night but hair

[@pavloverboy]

Men I'll date: -Anyone -Anyone my age -Literally anyone -Anyone but that guy

[@spyllIlI]

No. No you would not

[@nabilrady6767]

LMFAO

[@anone.mousse674]

r/choosingbeggars is a terrible subreddit, honey. *_NEXT_*

[@MikuFutaba]

This is too much of an inside joke NEXT!!

[@jesterbuddersworth3051]

English viking kaden too niche *NEEEEEEEXT*

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Lol *NEXT*

[@codyfarkas7673]

*NEEEEEEXT*

[@CalicoPoppy]

I'm surprised she wasn't in this video *NEXT!*

[@Til_I_Collapse]

"...between 6' and 6'2"." So specifically narrow! LMAO I want his skin tone to be between coffee with two teaspoons of creamer and 2.11625 teaspoons of creamer per 8 ounces.

[@breadleymcthicc5444]

Too broad, reduce the height difference to +-.0028 nanometers.

[@heyguys2002]

Why the specific numbers to either the teaspoons and the nanometers XD

[@CristalianaIvor]

yeah its so important that the skin tone of your loved one has the right amount of caramel tone in it.

[@shannons.7466]

"Looking for a man who is not disabled...I'm disabled and don't like being rejected for my disability"

[@officercat7907]

Shannon S. As someone who has Spina Bifida and actually is Handicapped, i apologize for that type of behavior.

[@dy4914]

r.i.p

[@horseluver4ever623]

@@officercat7907 Don't apologize for something you are not the cause of. You are not at fault, and therefore your correlation with that person of having a disability means nothing.

[@officercat7907]

HorseLuver4Ever still, i can't help but be ashamed that actual adults are acting like the scarred kids from a damn hospital

[@cokecinderella5520]

Gunslinger Marston no need to apologise for something you didn’t do and didn’t partake in or believe in, there’s always bad people in every community stay well and do you honey 😄❤️

[@crunglemcbungley]

That guy: NO CHURCH-GOING WOMEN. Also that guy: I LIKE GOD-FEARING RELIGIOUS WOMEN!

[@ambi_cc8464]

I bet he says “no onions but a couple slices of onion” when he orders a burger too

[@a-10warthog23]

SO IF A WOMAN FIT EVERY SINGLE REQUIREMENT EXCEPT THAT SHE'S KISSED 3 OTHER MEN IN HER LIFE, THAT GUY WON'T DATE HER? 😂😂😂😂

[@eduardofreitas8336]

Nope. NEXT. Hahaha

[@0-bubblez-012]

I would talk about you but

[@bibliophilicwoman]

I was thinking what if he finds the perfect woman except she's only 5ft.? 😂

[@0-bubblez-012]

Ferrets and Friends 🤔 /_\_ |/ /\

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

2 5 2 1 He'll date her. He's desperate af

[@nightwolffthedarksoul5814]

List of women I won't date All of them I'm gay

[@mynameisntemma167]

no u

[@Desert_Rose_]

List of women I will date All of them I’m gay

[@lorenzogiovannone5036]

NO GAY!!! I REPEAT NO GAY!!!!!

[@LionkingJunge]

Thats pretty gay

[@playboa7403]

What gay bitch lmao

[@lukess.s]

*Hates heightists* _...and women under 5'3 or over 5'9_

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

Luke S , Yep only 5.5 inches of Wiggle room there. Plus he even said he hate " Highest Woman" which is what the guy just did there. Also sure 5.5 is more then what he have. If ya know what I mean.

[@radosj.1579]

I think he also hates hypocrites. Isn't that ironic?

[@Muongoing.97c]

I like to imagine that he isn't referring to height but to age. He doesn't want women younger than 53 or older than 59.

[@smithy2729]

Luke S he also hates racist women and hates black women 🤔

[@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven]

Very true to both statements above. Also from what this double standards dude told. He is Asin (or at lest half). With the " Asin woman who dislike dating Asin Men" remark .

[@thedrawingkit2182]

I adore your character popping in and giving his two cents! ♡

[@Zangelin]

yo.. 12 bucks.. you couldnt cough up 12 bucks for a custom logo?

[@theycallmestevie3098]

ya... I could cough up 30 $ for a game

[@Ten_Thousand_Locusts]

Zangelin I mean why pay for something when you can get it for free?

[@linklgas1691]

or just make it yourself

[@itooamepicgamer5627]

That's a Damn steal, I payed 25 for a styled picture so that guy made him a good deal. The cheapsake is just an asshole

[@austin503]

This is r/choosingbeggars, did you really expect anything else?

[@Jessie_Helms]

13:00 *wont date a disabled person* “I hate when people won’t date me because I’m disabled” Umm.... *cough cough* hypocrite *cough*

[@cryosthesia77k69]

SOMEONE BUST OUT THE GRILL BECAUSE THE ROAST IS *ON*

[@Jessie_Helms]

Havoc Playz LOL thanks I think

[@numanuma250]

Typically dudes like there are at least 50% of the things they say they won't date lol. That list was fucking painful

[@MarksterC]

"Racist white women" *earlier on the list* "Black women" what a fine individual

[@fenrirchisholm]

PREACH!

[@CosplayLane]

The fact Sorrow TV understands that 1. most girl's hair can't do 2:40 without extensions and hair pieces.... and also 2. that 75$ is a absolutely AMAZING price for that kind of massive updo work with hair pieces, teasing, curling, braiding, talent, skill, extra classes and schooling to do that.... That is amazing. I am a hairdresser and people with 3 short hairs on their head will constantly show me photos like that and ask for that updo for less than 40$, without using any hair pieces. It is impossible. BLESS YOU. If a dude on the internet gets it, why can't others lmao!

[@pauulthefair]

Because hair economics aren't generally an important part of life. I get your point, though.

[@gaywoman420]

I have no hair, but I want hair without any extensions for less 1 measly dollar. Will do?

[@san_-ii6xs]

Hamburger economics aren't an important part of my life, so I'm going to assume I can make 20 full sized hamburgers with 5 buns and 12 patties, all with the prize of a slushie.

[@Heracullum]

I thought that would be like 200?

[@CosplayLane]

Heracullum 100$ for updo at a basic low end salon, the other 100$ for decent non shiny synthetic hair pieces to make the updo somewhat possible... yeah- that sounds about right!! Human hair extensions would be around 150$ so that would be in the 250$ range. You are right on the mark

[@thefunniestvalentine4789]

“Women I hate: revisit the first word.”

[@adomali87yearsago.71]

Do you remember the plague of comments that go. “You know who they best person in the world is? Read the first word.”

[@mr.walter6973]

@@adomali87yearsago.71 a?

[@beyondw01f3]

The?

[@sometimesknownas3610]

Thanks funniest valentine

[@mr.walter6973]

@@sometimesknownas3610 it's that a jojo Reference?

[@AdzSONLINE]

"Heightest women" 2 minutes later... "Women under 5'3", women over 5'9""

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

His masculinity must be VERY fragile.

[@GermanKinsmen]

9:25 "Racist white women" Less than a minute earlier... *"Black Women"*

[@bbmg1748]

Eclectik no probably some Asian women who rejected him so now he hates those types, probably below average height like you said, and since he asked for pp pleasure regularly, probably got rejected for that and calls them sjw or feminist

[@wolfinthedepths]

Height-ist as in "only want men with good height" This man must be a sad 5'9 Indian troll who got rejected in college by a "black Indian woman" and now thinks he's entitled to whatever he wants

[@Teirusu155]

Person is disabled but doesn't want a disabled partner. Lot of those people are hypocritical if they're that demanding.

[@craziestcat5767]

r/choosingbeggars is litetally one of the subreddits that infuriates me the most. I want to slap those entitled people who cant appreciate the hard work talented people do

[@sadsandal3905]

Craziest Cat its painful when you search the subreddit, like a itch on your back you cant itch

[@manaboy100]

Craziest Cat amen

[@condorrish123]

*Are you going to eat that croissant?*

[@nonameok3574]

knock yourself out

[@katehiserodt775]

Elzeta wuss poppin jumbo

[@universal939]

timmy thicc tron

[@Sinderance_]

*_"Are you gonna finish that cwoissant?"- Carl Wheezer, Llama Connoisseur_*

[@alekberreth8637]

nah. but I'll eat something more T R A D I T I O N A L .

[@f.b.i9005]

I like to think that the guy at 8:55 is meeting up with a girl and he just pulls out a clipboard and starts asking her questions from the list and just checking them off as he goes

[@jazzliaz2789]

Lol that 40 year old woman is just thirsting for Tom Hiddleston, let's be real.

[@Adrian-dl9nb]

Oh my god you're right 😂

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

Who isn't?

[@bobshmurda4870]

Cynical Cthulhu you speak the truth

[@jessicataylor7174]

She's more likely to get Tom Riddle...

[@daughter-of-loki1062]

Who isn't?

[@sarcasticbutsincere6661]

That one incel basically doesn't want to date anybody except for that one woman lmao At that point it's not even involuntary celibacy

[@fen4613]

I mean, they call themselves incels, because their dream woman doesn’t jump on their dick. They’re mostly just as much incels like niceguys are niceguys.

[@eliluscesforo2120]

No Incel is really involuntary

[@calebcondick4819]

ももこ〜 until they start the rape threats and other shit incels do

[@sniper-fd5ug]

SarcasticButSincere I’m pretty sure he wrote it as a joke

[@bradleysiddeguzman6993]

I hope for the sake of my faith in humanity that he wrote it as a joke.

[@kirikakirikakirika]

The incel could've just saved a lot of time and wrote "women" for who he hated and "slaves" for what he loves.

[@creeperslayer241]

But then BDSM slaves might think he is into the same stuff as them, and not a toxic piece of shit. And they have enough assholes to deal with

[@carcross3928]

kirikakirikakirika but he said no black women😂

[@jakesanchez6621]

@@carcross3928 *Awkward silence*

[@luniticarmor6843]

He said he didn’t want African American or African American/ Middle Eastern women.... that rules out most of the people who were slaves, unless he was talking about Natives, which were still slaves

[@Paralellex]

@@carcross3928 I upvoted it, but I wasn't happy about it.

[@JoshBattershell]

That free photography one reminds me of the cheap asses I’m in a band with. At a venue we play at a lot there’s a really good photographer that took a bunch of pictures of us playing and sent them to us for free because he enjoyed our music. I asked him what he charges and it was somewhere around just $50. My band is 3 people in total so splitting that evenly is barely anything. My drummer goes “that’s way too much for pictures, I can find someone to do them for free”, and the guitarist goes “yea I’m with him. Why should we pay for them when we can get just as good pictures somewhere else”. Coming from the person who’s mother has a art business as her primary spot he of income. Like god damn we are all adults and work full time. $50 to help another local artist we are friends with and getting some amazing pictures to use for promotion is a rather insignificant amount of money.

[@spindlespice197]

Who else counted as a woman he wouldn’t date?

[@_elle]

Spindle Spice Every time I appeared on his list as something he was disgusted by, I cheered. 😂

[@tobisouza1294]

I was disqualified after the first words oof

[@warblenoise]

Wow, how unique

[@Zander10102]

I sincerely hope no one is on his list. For their own sake. *shudders*

[@yourbootyholeisyourbeautyhole]

the minute he said no women under 5’3” i breathed a sigh of relief. thank god for being short 😌🙏

[@froggy9321]

The list guy standards are higher than America's debt

[@anghbalahr2971]

To be fair: take the braincels and the list of standards from women and Trump could make his wall.

[@bird3748]

My chest

[@nick_nachu9278]

And after he's wondering why does nobody like me I just have fucking high standards

[@SavageGreywolf]

has there ever been a person with "high standards" who wasn't a deeply unpleasant shithead and probably not that much of a catch themselves? you know this guy isn't a billionaire genius Brad Pitt lookalike XD

[@Mathee]

9:25 I burst out laughing; apparently he both hates black women and racist white women. Does he not see the irony?

[@wakemeupinside83]

Mathilde Bruhn he’s probably black lmao

[@doanale3344]

No if his celebrity crush is Deepika Padukone, he’s probably Indian. The second on his blacklist of women was “black Indian women”.

[@crassenti]

Ya that had me going “wait what?” Also his no fat girls but also no skinny girls- this man is going to be an incel for life

[@nerve-in-gear7072]

Bruh, same

[@DJPotato067]

crassenti I think he means healthy weight. Not anorexic or obese

[@notsoanonymouself]

People I'd date -The person I'm already dating. They're perfect, even with their imperfections.

[@weirdtrot1]

AnonymousElf same though

[@BentleyS6336]

My heart went 🧡💚💛💜 reading this

[@dr.godfreylambwell2260]

Aww. Thank you for something wholesome to remind me there are good people in the world.

[@BentleyS6336]

@Mikael so will you if you keep up that attitude

[@solus8685]

@Mikael ok niceguy

[@unclecreepy9202]

Women I would never go out with: Women who reject me. Women who don’t say yes when I ask them out.

[@societysmostambiguousgirlb1495]

Uncle Creepy actually ain't so creepy

[@whiskeyclones7161]

this guy gets it

[@Destin5258]

+ Women who point and laugh at me in public

[@takenaa]

@D Kai lmao

[@lusciouslocks8790]

@NorwegianNightmare actually if you know someone on good enough terms (i.e. friend) before any feelings develop (causing that person to point and laugh not out of malice but for bantering reasons), and are willing to go for a relationship closer to the silly side than the more serious-romantic side, women who point and laugh at you in public might not actually be out of the question

[@cheeto.burrito]

Dude could've saved himself a lot of time if he just went, "Women I will NOT date.... - All"

[@dylansmith5606]

Well unlike you I fit that list perfectly! Ha ha ha!

[@miloo2995]

Okay Dylan from your name I would assume your a dude- OH GODS IT IS THE ANGRY VEGAN FEMINIST ACTIVIST MEAT IS MURDUR GENDER SOCIAL CONTRUCT BLAH BLh BLAH'S! THEY ARE HERE TO KILL ME FOR ASSUMING A GENDER! And Soph U was never heard from again

[@dylansmith5606]

Funniest thing about this is I'm actually a girl XD AND YOU DID JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!

[@bluebeka2458]

He should date men then, but whit that kind of thinking i don't think someone will date him. Even hypocrits hate other hypocrits, soo... Yeah... 😅😂😂😂

[@sarahlisa5191]

More like "Women that won't date me..." All.

[@MsRuell]

"Pay for everything" "No golddiggers" - There can only be 1 golddigger in a relationship.

[@spacewizarddragonpuncher2461]

He's just worried that they'll leave when they see there's no gold to dig.

[@spacewizarddragonpuncher2461]

In terms of personality and money.

[@kamenridernephilim]

One word polygamy.

[@maxmauer3353]

Why do I watch these? They only raise my blood pressure over situations I’m not remotely involved in... Yet, the Sorrow: she soothes my sense of internet justice.

[@ublahuaalooo]

the exact reason i stopped watching r/niceguys and r/nicegirls

[@matteussilvestre8583]

Hey, could you try making a more tradicional video next time?

[@corvusnine8167]

Matteus Silvestre I was right about to write this when I saw your comment😂

[@nunyabisnass1141]

I don't think anyone can make a tradicional video.

[@kurakurapi]

nunya, woooosh

[@LuqmanHakim-xi9qz]

Like.. On a film?

[@diamonddog2638]

Shut up, you're not even on his team.

[@Ellevart]

I'm sure this has been said already but the dude with the list of women he won't date reads more like a manifesto about him coming out. Just get a boyfriend, because that's the only people you haven't eliminated yet.

[@olymolly3637]

ditto. but nah even boyfriend materials won't choose him.

[@miloo2995]

Dude why would you assume a man would date this dude, they have standards.

[@1randomdude4]

I'm pretty sure there are only three people on the entire planet who meet this guy's "standards" and they would all positively loathe him.

[@GrandCorsair]

More like the manifesto of a guy who skins women.

[@thepsychicgaymer9888]

I can guarantee you, even gay guys wouldn't be interested.

[@wp6192]

I'm having "NEXT" flashbacks.

[@goatedbasketball]

NintendoWolf SAAAME

[@benjaminmartin4669]

NO I'M NOT TYPING THAT OUT AGAIN STOP IT I HAVE NIGHTMARES BECAUSE OF MYSELF

[@beyondhomemusic]

NEXT

[@_prince_milo_]

Not what im lookin for, NEXT!

[@donyadonya3499]

What happened to sorrows original pfp the new animation looks alright but it doesnt fit very well imo

[@gavenpyeatt8885]

7:09 to be fair Dr. Thunder is the only knock off sodas that doesn't taste like the original, it tastes like someone poored a lot of salt into normal Dr pepper and decided to sell it

[@alterbennet5420]

They really didn't follow the name, huh?

[@nowater.6133]

The dude from the "women i would not date"(or something like that) wants a body pillow 😂 that's it

[@sentretsparkle]

LOL what body pillow would date him!? 😂😝

[@nowater.6133]

@@sentretsparkle oh right

[@gravyz2cute4u]

At least he can ensure that the body pillow is within his desired height range haha. Need to get him one with a pic of that celebrity he likes, maybe then he'll be completely satisfied :D

[@andrelli82]

A body pillow would work, seeing as he failed to specify any desirable personality traits or virtually any signs of cognition, we can only assume sentience does not interest him.

[@AutistiCat2406]

A porta que fala a body pillow he can fuck

[@IrishFish11]

'heightist women' disgust him but he'll only date someone between 5'3 and 5'9?? Sound logic there mate

[@user-iq3xc5gc1f]

Autumn Potato He's Asian. He wouldn't date a racist white woman but he'd have no issues with dating a racist Asian woman.

[@accountofthebird]

"Must be a virgin" "Must give sex regularly" Oh boy.

[@DERKingston]

I had the strong feeling these lists were written by a child or young teenager

[@metademetra]

The problem is usually girls expecting all men to be 6’0 when the average height is 5’8. But the point is lost when you won’t date women under 5’3 when the average is 5’2!

[@lettylunasical4766]

Girls don't think all men are 6'0, lol, what are you on about? We have eyes. We can see how tall most guys are.

[@CesarDaSalad]

*WOMEN WHO WON'T DATE THAT GUY - A LIST* All women *END OF LIST*

[@Eeter26]

Cesar The Salad you should’ve just individually wrote every single woman on earth

[@Eeter26]

leroy shane deservedly so

[@grainn_]

"Heightist women" *A minute later* "Women under 5'3" "Women under 5'9"

[@jacobfinch9563]

Wamen no respecto: Heightist Wamen Wamen who short Wamen who tall Wamen who Hypocrites

[@nfc598]

Jacob Finch haha!

[@H0TR0B]

"I DON'T LIKE BEING REJECTED BECAUSE OF MY ILLNESS + DISABILITY" MUST BE HEALTHY + ACTIVE, NOT DISABLED.

[@astrodreamer946]

Very hypocritical. isn't it? Wouldn't another "disabled" person also be able to understand her better than an non-disabled person would logically? Just weird.... weird freaking people.

[@passtheketchup4409]

*insert Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*

[@DerVerruckteFuchs]

It _might_ be that she wants/needs someone non-disabled to help take care of her, but she phrased it very poorly and wasn't clear about why she wants an able bodied person. That or she doesn't want to work with another person's disability, yet have someone deal with hers, i.e. she's being at least a bit hypocritical.

[@YouSunkMyFishy]

Didn't anyone ever teach you that two invalids don't make a valid?

[@Fermion.]

DerVerruckteFuchs - "It might be that she wants/needs someone non-disabled to help take care of her" Even so, that's messed up to expect a stranger to help take care of you. It's one thing if you're already in a relationship and become disabled. But expecting a stranger to take care of you is pretty stupid. It sounds more like she's looking for a sitter than a mate. I dated a girl whose left hand was partially paralyzed (that weird wrist hook thing), but the relationship grew naturally. She didn't make upfront demands like this one seems to be doing. _Plus, she more than made up for it in other ways. Dammit, where is her number..._

[@stopreadingthisusername9528]

" I don't like being rejected for my illness + disability " *Also wants a guy without a disability*

[@doommaximus6388]

StopReadingThisUsername I think it’s because she hates herself, and she doesn’t want to be reminded of herself.

[@Phika_]

"We don't pay for things we don't want." Me: So... You don't want it?

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Shocked that the Women I wouldn’t date list didn’t include: Women who breathe

[@corpse5985]

that's the only one on my list

[@PleaseHoldy]

Oh yeah, forgot to add those ones, thanks for reminding me.

[@imdone439]

John Chaser do they ? do they honestly ? why ?

[@Yeen66]

No women with vaginas no women with dicks now women with women

[@philipwhitecat]

Or better yet: Female Women.

[@mileetah]

Can we just address the mass amount of contradictions the dude with the list of what he wanted in a girl had?

[@ObjectsInMotion]

"Doesn't go to Church" "God-fearing woman"

[@freshgreenjello6431]

Mileetah Cheetah The guy clearly doesn't know what the fuck he wants....Or he wants a blow up doll.

[@purgatorybasement9581]

Mileetah Cheetah he’s a walking paradox

[@elenachew7345]

Purgatory Basement95 ya, no wonder nobody thinks about him. Everybody is so confused, even himself :/

[@INTPTT]

A virgin who gives sex regularly.

[@kodascorpse8116]

Dear, sorrow tv I really like what you are doing you really set yourself apart from the rest of the pack of these Reddit KZbinrs. The voice acting alone is why I kept following you as opposed to so many other people plus I'd really like you as a person in general. The new edition of the animated character is super cool. Keep up the good work man wish I had the money to donate to your patreon. (not old enough to pay some one or buy things not in cash lol)

[@FrancisR420]

Questar has a chill voice but he's super preachy He did a whole rant about why he's glad Stephen Hawkings is dead (because he criticized religion) like right after it happened in the middle of a r/iamverysmart video it was pretty dumb I thought I was getting wooshed for a second but he seemed pretty serious about it Didn't Respond to criticism but responded in the comments to people who mentioned it saying that people would be mad by saying it was "too real" so idfk

[@briandemers4445]

This man's dating requirements can only be fulfilled in the Amish rn lol

[@heyhey439]

But then he'd be upset at how chaste she was and call her a prude or some shit smh

[@lizzytroy9503]

"You know what quality I hate in women?" "What?" *"Thinks for themselves"*

[@lizzytroy9503]

I think you should rewatch the video, if you're being serious. He said that in "List of Women I Will NOT Date Part 2".

[@ElementalArcher]

He said "and can't thinks for themselves" I guess he pressed Enter by mistake between "can't" and "thinks"

[@rectaalborween8471]

das the joke

[@rabies5179]

Taken way ooc but sure whatever

[@rubickcube7461]

66th like :3

[@ytl9558]

$12 for a banner is cheap af....

[@zanestarrk265]

ch l especially as an artist those can take a long time to make so to only charge twelve dollars is cheap and for that poor guy to have wasted his time on that man dissapoints me so much

[@Lucyzilla64]

it's a banner and logo so it's even cheaper!

[@bluex-catcher8973]

No black women Willing to date: brown and white skinned women. That makes no sense.

[@seanki98]

Won't date: black woman, Won't date: racists Uhm

[@natey9190]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@randompromises1038]

my head hurts look man you gotta pick a side

[@bionickleindigo1286]

"oh and F E M I N I S T

[@nadroji6549]

@@seanki98 Granted it could just be a preference for a lighter skin tone, but it wouldn't shock me if his reason was just b/c the person was black.

[@thatone6913]

list of people i’ll date: -all of them -sofia lilis i’m lonely 👁 please 👁 👄

[@Maislinn]

👁 👁 Lip 👄 Moment

[@BentleyS6336]

👁️💋👁️

[@Hallofang]

HEY HEY DR. Thunder got his degree the same way as the other sodas Show some respect

[@ludowic8187]

-Don't say anything, but i think Dr. Pepper cheated on the test, it tastes like shit

[@rickynguyen9379]

But I like Dr.Pepper Senpai

[@Sadend]

People working in the medical industry deserve more respect smh.

[@exploringjenkins413]

Old Doc Thunder gots a PHD in mothafuckin flavor! Seriously, That shits my jam.

[@phoenixx8963]

8:55 Dude literally puts "Black Women" as women who disgusts him but later on puts "Racists White women" LIKE UMMMM???? Will date a women that pays for everything for him , but wont date a gold digger (m8 you are the gold digger) idk why i find this so funny

[@aroniense21]

Now I'm not saying he a gold digger...

[@LesbianJew]

The Chaotic Phoenixx Also hates heightist women, but only wants a woman between 5’3 and 5’9

[@phoenixx8963]

I understand that, a sexual preference is a sexual preference. IT's just this makes him look very hypocritical

[@cadencraig9321]

Not only that, but also “no heightist women”, when he says they have to be between 5’3 and 5’9

[@honeyxew469]

He doesn’t want a gold digger because two gold diggers cancel out and neither make nor lose any money

[@anistrashcan8536]

How can people be this awful and not realize it?

[@lorettabes4553]

Ani's Trash Can ikr xD

[@Something-behind-you]

Internet echo chambers can enable these kinds of people.

[@1redrider100]

I sympathise wanting free work and I can even understand asking. I CANNOT understand being so damn entitled. It’s true you can get lucky and an artist might do a piece for you, but then you should praise the fuck out of them and be as cooperative and grateful as possible and if they say no, give them a thank you and leave. And, in general, never ask if they have posted prices.

[@JaKingScomez]

Ani's Trash Can dumb people don't realize how dumb they are

[@filipinomarxist4178]

Ani's Trash Can Entitled, sheltered, spoiled motherfuckers who has way bigger ego than common sense. The parents of these people were probably the type of parents to file complaints and argue with a teacher for scolding their child for throwing their friend’s backpack onto a rooftop. I’ve met my fair share of these dickheads irl and the worst part is how tolerant others are(cucks, social climbers) of their bullshit allowing their stupidity to flourish. A bit too specific lol but fuck it this vid hits pretty close to home ///rant

[@lizageorge8923]

"I'll also take Above Average face too." Oh how generous of him, look at this sweetheart!

[@Sam_Markley]

YOU'VE KISSED THREE GUYS IN YOUR LIFE??? NEEEEXXXXXT

[@never.sleep.ever.3415]

Wait...It is you who screams next!!! Arrest this person!!!

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

LAME. Video didn't have enough of pushy begging lady. NEXT!

[@gretcheneddy2680]

You only got 27 likes on this comment. NEXT!

[@myfairlahey5738]

Love the sarcasm

[@romeaskew-davis6850]

@@myfairlahey5738 you were to many months late NEXT!

[@FriedAudio]

I don't wish to ever see her again! NEXT!

[@spongbee6436]

@@romeaskew-davis6850 do l

[@tieflingwizard1]

The art hostage situation always makes me laugh.

[@highjumpstudios2384]

It's 12 dollars. I've payed way more for way less. Hell, I've charged more for way less. People still fuckin payed because they wanted the work. If he don't want that shit he ain't gettin it

[@gianlucafarina5865]

"What, does hair grow on trees?" Guys named Tree: ... 😬

[@LL-tr5et]

guys named trees: 😊

[@yurithomson44]

Literally 12 dollars... *12 dollars!* The cheapest thing on this video... really? 12 dollars? How can you not afford something that cheap?

[@12KTOYOTA]

Ikr

[@mopbuckets4734]

ikr.

[@wilhelmocarroll3384]

Ikr

[@jesshoe1013]

he can't afford the shipping

[@bucky9984]

Underaged probably.

[@maximoatalan9718]

women I would date Literally anyone cus I'm sad and lonely please help

[@joined_shores_art]

I feel you fam

[@nicestpancake]

Women like datemates who have at least a few standards, friend. Just a helpful tip! ;D

[@conroesupremo2132]

Even if they kissed more than 2 guys on the lips?!?!

[@burningknight7]

i know its a joke but if that was the case you would be dating by now.

[@lolwasaperson9924]

Im gonna become gay if it helps

[@wickedamoeba8719]

The first OP is the greatest coworker of all time! My coworkers are lucky if I bring donuts.

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

my coworkers are lucky if i suggest making blueberry scones as constructive criticism instead of throwing bricks through their windows with one of their firstborn's fingers and a note reading "make blueberry scones and bring them to work or the kid gets it" in cut out newspaper letters tied to them

[@probablyaduck4198]

vitriolicAmaranth I think your comment gave me whiplash lmfao

[@childeater7327]

Wicked Amoeba my coworkers are lucky if I even show up lmao

[@cadenwerner3930]

I want to have that guy as my best friend, they seem awesome!

[@chrissikes7885]

I can do... biscuits... -shit- BEST coworker.

[@oldshoes5199]

i sing your scone song to myself to stave off the sense of impending doom

[@aphrodieMonkey]

Amen

[@nowyuosee109]

“Virgin. Max guys kissed on lips = 2” so what I get from this is that he’s so insecure about his sex and kissing skills that he doesn’t want a girl to have anything to compare him against.

[@TheFlameHaze1]

Loli Protection Squad Alternatively he could be thinking it minimizes the chances of kissing the residue of someone else's dick in their mouth (Joke.jpg)

[@acekoala457]

That is kinda gay though

[@ceruleanmemoir]

zombiegorecheese Wanna date? But you have to be 6'9 and octahedron shaped tits. God fearing woman who likes to give missionary.

[@ghost-fs7th]

I can't tell if he meant kissed 2 different people, or kissed one person, two lips lmaooo

[@fredo_jacob]

I want a man without disablilities *I am disabled and do not like to be judged on my illness*

[@fredo_jacob]

arriana b lol of course

[@Syntania]

Men I wouldn't Date: Incel List Guy.

[@arielle4313]

“Women that Disgust Me.......My List Black Women” Me: Damn. Already out. That was fast. 😂

[@nataliegibson5226]

Arielle Thank, God. We're safe

[@arielle4313]

Natalie Gibson IKR. There is a god. He has spared us. 😂

[@sunberrysmoothie6352]

Thank you Jesus We whole heatedly support his decision for we are not interested XD

[@DustyHoney]

I got out pretty quickly too. I think he just wants a body pillow. Not a real girl.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

I was on the list until it said "stick thin women". When I heard that I felt the biggest rush of relief ever.

[@rae2672]

That hairstyle was easily $100 smfh

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Why do people invest in warlocks to look good sometimes?

[@SurvivalOfTheCunts]

I was really hoping someone messaged her saying “I’ll do it for $74”.

[@freakypunsyo9952]

Shut the fuck up im trying to shit

[@Haruta18]

Rae I was thinking the same thing. 😂

[@abystrous]

did look pretty good tho tbh, i'd pay the $100 lol

[@Emily_S2001]

Black women disgust me but I could NEVER date anyone racist'!

[@nicestpancake]

Macaulay Scholz, also, in the women he _would_ date he... includes... black... women...?????????

[@tenamimms1929]

Macaulay Scholz and the obsession with the degradation of the Black woman amongst the lame-ass commenters on this post l is disgusting to me.

[@tenamimms1929]

Nicest Pancake and you're so f****** intelligent I guess that means that he's right

[@Yawyna124]

What are you going on about Tena? I'm not sure why exactly you're behaving so belligerently to people who think of the character in question as hypocritical, scatter-brained, and gross.

[@drivernephi2212]

I'd date black women, but why is refusing to racist? Believe it or not, but "my body, my rules" applies to men as well.

[@tobyholmes5345]

8:59 “Black women disgust me” 9:27 “Racist women disgust me” 🤔

[@roxassora2706]

Onision? Is that you?

[@RedstarIsHere]

Good Guy Sorrow paying an artist to do character work instead of using a janky jpeg for the rest of his life. ...I see you, bruh.

[@candidcandy9320]

Redstar Renegades that's what I noticed too. It looks really good too.

[@Yacob-qu6rr]

I don't know. Somehow the janky jpg had more personality to me... you do you sorrow. I'll love you either way. Just not the character. I don't love the character.

[@krakenloco]

The tryhard IHE thing looks horrible, imo I'd rather him not use anything

[@TurbroLife]

*WE* see you bruh

[@RabLuua]

The design reminds me of 2-D from Gorillaz

[@100firestar]

I miss the original Sorrow TV face, this one doesn't appear to me in my sleep paralysis.

[@mcnoodles3010]

100firestar We have Howard for that

[@spphicore]

100firestar nice

[@davysmith1934]

"Life is not task based' it is HOUR based!" that sentence changed my life. thank you my handsome friend. :D

[@svartal_robbery7013]

Women that I'm willing to date: -Has the almost the same hobbies and interests as me That's it,I just need a gf bc I'm lonely

[@roxassora2706]

Same

[@calibricalypso]

Hope you find someone :)

[@svartal_robbery7013]

@@calibricalypso chances of that happening is significantly lowered bc of the quarantine, but thank you.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

@@svartal_robbery7013 Even then, your chances are amazing compared to that guy.

[@fzndn-xvii]

@@svartal_robbery7013 Don't lose hope

[@letmesleepinpeace7052]

I'm a man and I was included in the list of women he wouldn't date...

[@acekebabs6644]

Let me sleep in peace i bet he himself is included in his own list

[@jamey7754]

Ace Kebabs well yeah he said heightist women but then said between 5'3" and 5'9" and he doesn't like racist white women but he also doesn't like black women 😂

[@djfaceplant2076]

It’s true what they say, the best people are taken or put long lists with terrible English about people they wouldn’t date

[@LARA-hl5pf]

Lmao