r/niceguys Top Posts of All Time [3]

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[@ThatOneIrishFurry]

stop being a lesbian beacause im a nice guy!

[@quality_contentmydude6965]

Technolocic Lmfao

[@giigabytezdotexe]

*_J U S T F U C K M E N O T H E R_*

[@indybun64570]

Lmfao

[@daddygirlchanelhines4600]

I like dick.

[@MrsKitty-my9wx]

Technolocic lol

[@edef1244]

1:49 when he has 200+ hours in surgeon simulator 😩💦💦

[@Norkeys]

Aliya Bakh lmfao

[@koalamads600]

Aliya Bakh this deserves to be top comment lmao

[@dontworry7557]

The guy at 1:25 has a fadora on 😣😣😣

[@sereneminds5621]

IM ABOUT TO CRY

[@0keimchi]

200? Fool, how about 700?

[@theloveablescrunko]

"I only fall in love with the inexperienced." Why, so you can take advantage of them?

[@murciadoxial8056]

how else would he get laid?, I bet he would fail at drugging a date partner even, his only chance is go after the easiest targets possible.

[@ichigokage]

Cause his game is wack as shit.

[@B14ckm00n]

Words from a person with morals. A men.

[@quackkith]

damn

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

Is that Gonta? Man of culture.

[@allycattiny]

"I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on" All I could think of was "On all levels other than physical, I am a wolf *barks*"

[@mgb2172]

*yips, a bark would have been somewhat less cringy

[@aquafury664]

@@mgb2172 wolves don't yip, foxes do though.

[@icarusascending3987]

I saw an update of this guy recently. Still doing that same stuff.

[@BentleyS6336]

I instantly thought of the one wolf meme, "inside you are two wolves. One is named Dave. The other is named Dave. You are Dave."

[@kiwuwuwu]

on all levels except physical, I am a wolf _arf!_

[@user-mt4jx1lx3g]

"I know a virgin when I see one" "so do iiiiiii" I think I died XD

[@susboi8211]

No you left a comment about it so I'm pretty sure you didn't die....... Fucking teenagers with your fucking slang.

[@floridaman9590]

cry baby Your name matches your comment

[@lunahandycap9924]

Digestive Cookie Like shireen (tooooooo soon?)

[@user-mt4jx1lx3g]

cry baby are you my fucking english teacher who uses the word fuck ? , you fucktard.

[@N7SpecialForces]

For fucks sake, I sang that entire god damned comment like Rick Astley. 10/10.

[@pwhite2]

"There's a wolf inside me" "You'll regret this the next FULL MOON" "You mess with me, you mess with the pack, bud" *That's it, I'm getting my silver bullets.*

[@pwhite2]

Lol, I really liked the video.

[@bunkerdown8494]

You think this guy would leave his crusty shitfilled basement and risk seeing the outside?

[@badabomb9946]

The ammunition or the beer? They'd probably fall over crying or dead after getting hit in the head by either so no major difference.

[@hellothere9407]

Nah mate, a BB gun will do the trick

[@Web720]

Awesome Mudkipz 357 likes, so .357 rounds for those silver bullets.

[@Comelyman2]

This is actually very educational about things you should never say to a girl

[@yasminafarih3681]

ChillOut 98 And a good "how to spot red flags"

[@BioAssassin135]

A lot of these are no brainers though like who talks to someone and 180°s the second they get rejected?? These idiots I guess

[@trinitygray1077]

Or to anyone lol

[@rubyhhh2715]

These are examples of guys being complete dicks, don't really see how they can be considered "tips". Don't expect people to owe you anything (such as sex, a relationship etc) for being a functioning human being in society and/or being nice.

[@yoshifan52]

DylanTheSceneFreak Fake news, he was talking to Diesel

[@derpsterdmad2755]

"I'm your virginity claimer" My face has cringed so hard I'm now permanently physically deformed.

[@ashley3154]

I know this comment is 1 year old but I am rewatching this video and I cackled so hard reading this 😭🤣

[@EpicJosh84]

they've got the face freeze

[@Omnibushido-]

Same, I wish I could fold inside myself and hide forever so I never have to risk coming across freaks like him.

[@ahstiasummers5583]

I find that men's obsession over virginity kinda translates to "I like women who have no dating experience and thus can't call me out for being a walking red flag factory"

[@L.Pondera]

​@@ahstiasummers5583 I always thought it was because they wanted to be the only to have sex with a person, not because of inexperience on their part (I'm 100% sure they think they'll be the best ever at sex and go for three hours straight). Always figured it was possessive domineering ape thoughts or something like that. The "mine and mine alone" mentality of an overly controlling future spousal abuser.

[@reyniknamyrion3557]

"I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off." *HOLD UP EVERYBODY WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE*

[@SetSeth-yl6ke]

*PLUS I GOT YOUR BACK NYE!!!*

[@battleforvoidzeroth5243]

/r/iamverybadass

[@Lunar994]

Who knew a wolf was popping his cherry.

[@Lunar994]

@World's Biggest Booty Hoes It could also just be poetic language.

[@Gokussjdensetsuno45]

@@Lunar994 Considering his profile picture seems to be a wolf judging by the post in reddit... pretty sure he's a furry...

[@Calus767]

A genius millionaire, a werewolf, and a shaman. It's time to assemble the nice-guy avengers.

[@sobosswagner]

Niko butts. kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2G2k4t7osdoqbc

[@argmarc]

Oh my god ahhahahaha

[@melatoninqueen6914]

Lmao

[@godbearxd]

Niko butts. (Nick Fury shows up in your mom's basement.) Fury: Did you think you were the only nice guy in the world?

[@StillNoPickles69]

Sounds like the setup for a bad joke lol

[@CloudySkies17695]

"Nice" is a weird way to spell "desperate".

[@enderboy2459]

r/desperateguys

[@Ryan-vf2fx]

That dude saod he knew the start of every surgical procedure yet didnt know as soon as he started typing he began castrating himself

[@Magykk105]

also crazy (see r/nicegirls)

[@wwkcd7657]

Weird synonym for "entitled" too ://

[@lunarbrona4412]

@@wwkcd7657 don't forget insane too.

[@dx1450]

"I only fall in love with virgins, pure souls, and the inexperienced." So they won't know what a lousy lover you are, naturally.

[@theomegadestructor4974]

@FoxLimbs that reminds me of the human Dracula (don't look it up if you don't wanna be traumatized)

[@alvinatorjehosephat7777]

@@theomegadestructor4974 of course I looked it up...tramatized now..so that's good lol

[@randompromises1038]

@@theomegadestructor4974 WHY DO I NEVER LISTEN WHEN PEOPLE WARN ME NOT TO LOOK THINGS UP-

[@ispilled_thetea3286]

THE OMEGA DESTRUCTOR traumatized for life 👌

[@joshb8976]

Even still you can tell if people are shit at what they’re doing

[@e3np]

he protec, he attac you mess with him, you mess with ｔｈｅ　ＰＡＣＣ

[@yeetios4624]

Penqu Raps 😂😂

[@cryptoboy9943xxz]

Penqu Raps he's probably into that otherkin shit!

[@romantic_hippie]

Penqu Raps this was gold 👌

[@Gofaw]

thank you for sharing this piece of literature with us

[@aceofdiamonds203]

*fUCk YoUUUUuu*

[@SleepEternalPeace]

THAT shaman dude dates 13 year olds bet

[@asrieldreemurr9968]

BOLD of you to assume they're willing to wait that long for a date!

[@abdullah7792]

@@josgretf2800 not funny, you demented degenerate.

[@setsers1]

@@abdullah7792 wut

[@emptyice]

BOLD of you to assume he goes on dates!

[@Gchildwarrior]

He's giving R Kelly a run for his money

[@dankdoggo9906]

KZbin Rewind 2017 *I sleep* SORROW TV UPLOADS NEW VID *REAL SHIT REEEEEEE*

[@SorrowTV]

Now with 100% more fidget spinners

[@shizzleblitz]

Sorrow TV now with a 100% more dabbing on the haters .

[@Mochaaaauwu]

U N S U B B E D

[@dankdoggo9906]

5:30 heh. nothin personel, kid.

[@CounteredSnow]

Wait rewind came out? I honestly don't give a shit

[@sixpomegranateseeds6893]

How to Spot a Nice Guy: - refers to women as 'females' - literally calls himself a nice guy - can go from 0 to 100 in the blink of an eye - thinks even cold civility is something to be praised - says, "I would like to get to know you better" - complains about being in the friend zone despite not doing much to actually get out of it - complains about never being liked back despite having very specific expectations - conversely, complains that he should not have to live up to women's expectations - kicks off the conversation with a comment about her appearance - thinks women like guys who would 'treat them like a princess' - thinks being a lesbian is not a legitimate reason to stop harassing her - thinks nothing is a legitimate reason to stop harassing her - buying her flowers and chocolates is the pinnacle of a romantic gesture - turning him down is automatically being a bitch and not giving him a chance, no matter the reason - fails to understand that abuse/harassment can be verbal too - thinks a woman 'owes it to them' or 'should be grateful' - NEVER - FUCKING - STOPS - DEAR GOD I HOPE THESE PEOPLE NEVER GET INTO RELATIONSHIPS FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE

[@michal31131]

Thanks for the guide 😁

[@thelurker552]

My dad called me a nice guy.... I'm scared now...

[@michal31131]

@@thelurker552 Do YOU think you are a nice guy??

[@thelurker552]

@@michal31131 lol nah.. just making a joke! But then again he did call me a nice guy like a week ago.

[@michal31131]

@@thelurker552 Hehehehe same. Don't worry about it

[@mostar1219]

I guess "lesbian" doesn't have a valid place in a Nice Guy's dictionary unless it's as an insult

[@tiacat11]

My favorite comeback is when a Nice Guy told me "no man wants you" my response? "Thank god!"

[@RejectedTheOnes]

My best friend is a lesbian. We went out to a concert one time and this random guy started grinding on her, and this was a metal concert, so it was even weirder lol. Well, I'm a guy, but I have long hair, so I thought it would be hilarious if I stepped in her place and grossed the guy out, so I turned around and said "hey buddy, get to know me first," and he couldn't have looked more ashamed cause he thought he was grinding on a guy the whole time xD

[@mostar1219]

@@RejectedTheOnes dude, that sounds impressive. Served him right

[@RejectedTheOnes]

@@mostar1219 thanks, he was some gross, old, bald guy who was faaar too drunk to notice that we were 16 at the time! Plus, she's my best friend, and she has known she was a lesbian almost all her life; i don't think any dude who looks like he's trapped in a pit of self-loathing and despair was going to change that by grinding up on 16 year old girls at a metal show lol. I figured the least i could do was give him a little eye-opening scare by grossing him out.

[@mostar1219]

@@RejectedTheOnes glad to see that there are some modern knights out there that help out for the sake of helping out instead of just expecting anything. 😊 (it's definitely refreshing after seeing this video, btw)

[@sarawawa8984]

The old “meeting a guy off the Internet is scary cause he might actually be a nice guy” ah yes, a classic. The oldest fear in the books

[@diegoguerra2999]

As if dating wasn't already hard enough :/

[@AmaryInkawult]

It beats The Fear of Darkness and the Fear of the Unknown by 7 ranks

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Wawa lmao right?

[@joaovitorreginattodasilva8840]

lol, you seem to be an atractive and inteligent girl, the tipe who is out of the league for most men, a nice guy is not enough for you, you need a true gentleman, someone who would treat you like a queen, love you and respect you, someone who would never raise a finger to hurt you but would give his life to protect you, someone who would make you feel like the most incredible woman in the whole world everyday for the rest of your life... I am that guy

[@Lorenzo-bo7id]

JoãoVítor Reginatto da Silva nice b8 m8

[@soar3135]

Christ... these dudes are literally every girl's worst nightmares.

[@emilleanthonette]

Momo Is Dead Indeed. I've never run into any nice guys and I pray that I won't ever.

[@aceclop]

Momo Is Dead do you not watch rick and Morty because your IQ isn't high enough? I mean you have to have a really high IQ to.......... you know what I'm pretty sure you know where this repetitive over used copy and paste comment is going so I'm just gonna stop right here.

[@soar3135]

Alain Dulon spot on.

[@lethos8811]

Momo Is Dead thank you!! Is so nice when people recognise your hard work!!

[@malcolmreynolds335]

The amount of dudes like this is staggering though. I know a guy who is super nice up until you tell him you aren't into him. Then you're a bitch and all sorts of other nasty names and pathetic for not wanting "a nice guy like him". Dude one time went on like a 2 hour rant in our local bar about how women don't want nice guys and only jerks but then he proceeded to call every woman a whore. What happens is with these guys nothing is their fault. They aren't creepy, they aren't fake, they aren't rude. Its all the woman's fault in their head for not dating these dudes. Beta males do freaking exist and its these guys.

[@kennedyhogan9484]

Also, I saw that “NO BOYS NO DRINKING” shenanigans on a “relationship goals” instagram.... ??? Sweaty that is SO toxic

[@thatgameroverthere7445]

Ya hear that sweaty!

[@cly_]

Sweaty

[@arsxonist6339]

S w e a t y. But yeah that’s hella toxic right there

[@petercross1879]

Sounds like something an overbearing father would say

[@sadie_cat]

My ex was like this but it was middle school so I was stupid for 3 years. Glad that's over

[@MrThiebaudjulien]

It’s actually super creepy to claim to know every surgical procedure if you’re not a med school student, like wtf do you want to dissect girls or something ?

[@hing420]

Déjà bonjour On e pa d animo I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?

[@MrThiebaudjulien]

Have another martini Lee ;)

[@GenophefeElisabeth]

Déjà bonjour On e pa d animo Judging by your profile pic you can probably give me some tips regarding dissections on living female subjects.

[@GenophefeElisabeth]

Déjà bonjour On e pa d animo Hell yeah brother.

[@supermalevitality1187]

not to mention that no-one knows every surgical procedure, that's why surgeons specialise

[@hmmyesinteresting]

How to Spot a Nice Guy: everything they post is a paragraph

[@hmmyesinteresting]

Queen 윤인귀 anything longer than 2 sentences or more than 3 consecutive messages is considered a paragraph to me lul

[@Floydthefuckbag]

How to Spot a Nice Guy: Don't worry, they'll tell you.

[@thatrandomloser3808]

No, cuz that could be an intelectual :/

[@dankdoggo9906]

you stuck up bitch this is why your not the top comment don’t come crying to me when you get ur ass kicked by the bad boys

[@fuzzwad5049]

HOW'S IT FEEL TO NOT BE T O P C O M M E N T

[@HMgurl11]

that NO BOYS NO DRINKING dude sounds straight up abusive. He gonna lock her in his basement one of these days no joke

[@TrekkerLLAP]

@@emrahhc6073 An abusive mother.

[@Cloudipy]

Carrie's mother

[@SeleniumBalls]

Yikes

[@phishfood58]

Cloudipy you’re so right how did i miss that

[@anjalir8125]

A tan yandere

[@doughnaughty2309]

The pitch when he says "Dick Pic" ................. PERFECT> He got the vocals.

[@e.c.sherman4749]

Choir girl. Can confirm!

[@mgb2172]

Boy has the voice of an angel, must be protected

[@thedragonmaster1436]

Who knows, he might be an Opera Singer

[@malloryevans3437]

I met a guy on tinder who immediately invited me to his house for dinner and I was like NOOOOOOOOOOPE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT WAY TO GET MURDERED and he didn't act mad or butthurt or anything, and we just hung out in public a few times and then I went to his place and he is an amazing cook and we dated for a year and now we're getting married BECAUSE HE WASN'T A DOUCHE ABOUT ME NOT GOING TO HIS HOUSE.

[@onettaviator5396]

That's iconic

[@emanx222]

Mallory Evans wow!!!! Awesome :)

[@masterphoenixharp]

He sounds like a nice guy (like actually a nice guy) If only more people (girls included) understood personal boundaries -_- I hope things go well for you two :)

[@nahlotzul7851]

Good luck for the future 💙

[@erika.f]

this is so wholesome and cute oh my goodness

[@peach6648]

“I know a virgin when I see one.” “Oh, wow, that’s crazy... s o d o i...” destroyed

[@ericpalacios920]

r/murderedbywords

[@bubblegum2445]

i know a religion that will work very well for him... 🤣🤣

[@rooksclown316]

Bubblegum Pearls lol

[@sciolistbardstudios3826]

Boi got WRECKED

[@yobootyhadmeded3022]

bUbBle gUm what religion

[@myristial6661]

"How come you match with a _beautiful_ girl and I don't?" *One reply later* "The females only care about looks" _What were you looking for in a female then, mate?_

[@RaylaEclipse]

That's how it works, duh. Men can like girls for looks only, but when WOMEN do it, that's fucking rude and not allowed. (This is sarcasm, nobody should be basing who they like on looks alone)

[@obi-wankenobi3588]

Their feet Jk I don't have a foot fetish please don't molest me

[@suides4810]

I Like ya and I Want ya thats what someone with a foot fetish would say tho

[@at5203]

Mutsane That part it's always my favorite. They are so contradictory and unaware that it almost seems like a parody, but this people really exist.

[@devilsadvocate2442]

Obi-wan Kenobi You know what's better? Dem elbows.

[@poettotheend977]

"I know a virgin when I see one" *zooms in on guy's profile pic* So do I. I'm dead

[@CaptinClutch9]

I see another one

[@Bearrrrrrrrr]

Mr. Virginity Claimer

[@alexandersergal]

Lol. i can related because im a virgin too xD

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@Harley Quinn I just think it was a shitty attempt at roasting

[@jahimuddin7380]

I know a virgin when I see one. *looks in the mirror*

[@kapteinkaos6081]

*HEY BITCH ! NAME A MEDICAL PROCEDURE !!!* I'm dead XD

[@ronmctrollington6221]

Kaptein Kaos “I’LL TELL YOU THE STEPS!”

[@dexa6623]

Just ask him how you can get a phalloplasty. He'll move right on. XD

[@kapteinkaos6081]

*THE STEPS' !!!*

[@paladinboyd1228]

dexa101, Phalloplasty? Oh what’s that *googles* Oh sweet Jesus!

[@dexa6623]

XD Maybe he can preform one too.

[@rohanjeetdas5707]

Studies stock, body language, microbiology, quantum physics... *can't spell selfie.*

[@isaacthered]

He is too intallectual to concern himself with the foolish intranet trents.

[@themadlass5584]

Isaac The Red 😂

[@Press_START360]

Ron Jet and the fact that doing all of that would take a million years!

[@iich.i2072]

Isaac The Red trends*

[@jojitrash5173]

@@iich.i2072 r/woooooosh

[@ajwest5569]

"I'm your virginity claimer" I think we're done here

[@MiscellaneousVariety]

Anonymous Potato There 💯

[@trevinsingh9390]

XD

[@jordanthomas8294]

Anonymous 🥔

[@jordanthomas8294]

Miscellaneous to

[@rhea.treece]

r/niceguys and r/iamverybadass cross way too much

[@filmandfirearms]

Also r/iamverysmart, and occasionally, r/ihavesex

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

Neckbeards too

[@donkeyhobo34]

Rhea is my wife

[@mermaidman961]

Nice guys think women can be won over with chocolate and flowers... It's honestly pretty pathetic. When a girl likes you it's because they just do, there's no dragon to slay, lol.

[@mermaidman961]

Emrahh well yeah, I mean the same goes for guys too. When there's an attraction it's because there just is, there's no real explanation. Buying gifts is great for showing someone you care about them, but shouldn't be the method of winning someone over.

[@mermaidman961]

Emrahh sorry, I didn't either. You're right though, it did kinda sound like a rebuttal.

[@goatlordgoatlord5253]

Nice guy: *gets stepped on by dragon*

[@rubenricharte5933]

Ok guys! Guess our weekly D&D game got canceled.

[@spaghettiioassassin8151]

She can slay my dragon

[@CNRhKXtreme]

*You broke her heart, and I will break yours.* So, what, is he going to take him on an amazing dinner date and never call him again?

[@ToastyBrain]

Lushima Lumumba-Kasongo Nah, take him to Mickey D's and on the way home throw him out of the car going 80 while yelling ironic stuff about karma.

[@setphieldinh9643]

Alecto Anarchy doesn't matter, got free foods.

[@scentsiclestylings4443]

Sounds like my kinda date

[@itslikescooby-doobutahomel3295]

plot twist: he can’t go through with it. he’s fallen in love and they get married on a beach in front of all their loved ones.

[@jamescarter4307]

Italian dads to their daughters ex boyfriends

[@fullmetalheel]

"This is really hard for me because I've always been a tremendously good person and have never gone to a party." ... _dear god_

[@lukeulibarri3924]

Please don't take the Lord's name in vain

[@Domtronic]

@@lukeulibarri3924 I agree.

[@TeatroGrotesco]

@@lukeulibarri3924 I don't think it was in vain. I think it was an honest plea and/or prayer.

[@lukeulibarri3924]

@@TeatroGrotesco True, it could be.

[@fabplays6559]

@@lukeulibarri3924 You realise some people don't believe in God, right...?

[@bucketofcalzones457]

5:31 “I have a wolf inside me” O god buckle up folks

[@SolEmeralds18]

Grandpa Yellow that is the same shit my older brother says I wonder why he's single😂

[@nickm2046]

Grandpa Yellow Poor dude probably digested a wolf

[@zillailluhr]

😂

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

on all levels except physical I am a wolf

[@InnfiniteMess]

furry outta the woods

[@chasetalks2much]

Possibly my proudest moment I burped with his little burp and I feel amazing for some reason

[@too270]

*Shivvr* that actually just happened to me Fanta.

[@jobelthirty1294]

r/thathappened

[@havefunrr8914]

*clap* *clap* *clap* *clapping intensifies*

[@Harurema]

did everyone clap?

[@janekfan666]

Shivvr I wanted to like your post, but it has 911 likes and I am opposed to ruining perfection

[@Cherrixxox]

The last "Nice Guy" I met called me a "Whore" and a "Matted Headed Rat" because I told him that I didnt want to date him due to me already flirting with another guy and I didnt want to start leading people on. Mnnnm. Gotta love me them Nice Guys.

[@imtiredtiredtired]

TrashCan Komaeda ahh "nice guys", you say no to them and they will show you their true colors...

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Komaeda, please stop flirting with Hinata, nothing will come out of it anyway.

[@Cherrixxox]

Monochrome Dream-Eating Girl I can't help it, his Hope is immaculate.

[@poweroutlet2567]

Danganronpa!

[@JWonn]

Watching these videos makes me feel bad for women.

[@sanicyouth6540]

0:44 "no girl would even pass gas in my direction" I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

[@bubbles2319]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!! (I hope I got the reference right lol)

[@RickyRiceB]

No don’t that’s what it wants

[@petercross1879]

@@bubbles2319 I DIDN'T VOTE FOR YOU!

[@geno9788]

I sit in a throne made of my own brain. I estimate that within 6-7 months, my brain will have grown to such a size that I will be able to create a second, smaller throne for my queen (you). Marry me please.

[@geno9788]

Please.

[@geno9788]

Well say something

[@geno9788]

All women are the same

[@geno9788]

I HATE YOU

[@tibbygaycat]

Geno i think you should have a doctor take a look at that

[@2AMSOUL]

A decent human being knows to never wear a fedora

[@loganhamilton4824]

2AM SOUL but fedoras are great

[@sirchris6047]

Mobsters are pretty decent

[@MrMMAJER]

Since I started watching this videos, I been wondering if Bruno Mars is a nice guy...

[@sailingoiesauvage5484]

2AM SOUL fedoras are OK with a suit/ any other formal wear, however most hats people call fedoras are actually trilby which are worse. Look up a wide brim fedora and a suit with a trench coat it looks amazing. It'll also look good with a more casual dress shirt and sweater, but a goodie/polo/tshirt it looks autistic

[@sailingoiesauvage5484]

2AM SOUL sorry for that rant I'm kinda buzzed

[@QueenSoledad]

"I have a wolf inside me" I choked on my food at that. Don't eat and incels at the same time kids, it's dangerous.

[@thecamelchannel1467]

Don't eat and incel and furry at the same time. It breaks the fabric of reality

[@lucydaniel2699]

I choked on air at that part seriously what the fuck

[@horserenoir9210]

he's bi and enjoying some time with a German named Wolfgang

[@WeTalk440]

The part about the muzzle had me in tears

[@tximistarissole]

"You mess with me you mess with the pack bud" will never not make me smile

[@isaacabel6839]

How to Uncover A Nice Guy in Two Easy Steps: 1. Don’t respond within 20 minutes. He goes off. 2. Turn him down nicely/say you’re in a relationship. He goes off.

[@malachiowens3423]

So lie?

[@jostockton.]

They are seriously some of the most hypersensitive beings alive

[@jackrose3542]

3. Meets you in person. He gets off

[@randompromises1038]

i saw someone make the excuse they had plans on the day they were planning to go on a date with a nice guy, which they revealed after he blew up that they were testing to see if they were a nice guy. def gonna use it.

[@tatumfowler3603]

*bonus:* if he texts you nonstop at an unholy (2 AM) hour and you don't respond, he goes off.

[@Yeen66]

"My brain is too high functioning for them" i bet he watches rick and morty

[@sionnachtine3659]

juile martinez Yeah, there is high functioning autism and low functioning autism. I have high functioning autism, it just means that it's easier for me to function in a normal social environment. People who are low functioning aren't able to control themselves too well, especially when triggered.

[@Yeen66]

MooMooHead not trying to be offensive but i think autism is just an excuse perfectly healthy and normal humans to act stupid

[@sionnachtine3659]

+steve stevenson Look, if you wanna be ignorant, that's fine, but what qualifications do you have to make such a terrible statement. Autistic people are not stupid, we're different. There many websites you can look up to learn all about it and what it's about. It's not an excuse, and it never will be. Please read up on autism, because it's important to understand that we are not little children who just misbehave. There is a site called asiam.ie that you should look at. It's very informative and easy to understand.

[@bunkerdown8494]

Did you just say "Autism isnt real ur jusft stoopid" I was diagnosed with autism and are you implying medical profesionals are just doing it for shits and giggles

[@Yeen66]

randomaspland's sandwich I'm saying doctors think they see something that isnt there and the person diagnosed with it acts different because they think they are different

[@starcrowss]

Blurs everything but fedora 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmaryInkawult]

Random Person people like nice guys makes fedora wearers like me feel shameful we share a fashion sense with these idiots ☕😒

[@AmaryInkawult]

Mats heeft een kater98 I pine for the days where fedoras were worn by respectable people and the mafia. But that's a truth I must accept I guess ☕😐 last gun show I went to and people assumed I was going to buy one of the Tommy guns on display. (True Story, couldn't afford any of them unfortunately)

[@Lycan_the_deerdog]

Random Person why do they always have to wear fedoras.

[@felipegamino]

Nothing wrong with Fedoras. Fuck y'all 😤

[@skyure]

"I'm nice and asking you instead of outright ordering you, but can you put your kids up for adoption so I can NOT bother with them when seeing you?"

[@ArsenalsJack1992]

And you didn't accept? What's wrong with you?

[@wannabelawnmower2590]

i am confused

[@filmandfirearms]

@@wannabelawnmower2590 By the reply or by the original comment?

[@Lootroq]

Typical stuck up bitch thinking she's too good to put her kids up for adoption. Pathetic

[@alexthebudgie9071]

And you didn’t accent? :0 no. I’m so surprised. But seriously, this can’t be true, right?

[@risuchan8609]

5:31 "On every level except physical I am a wolf."

[@monalisa4878]

"arf!"

[@Zoeythedirewolf]

"Awoooooooo"

[@blitzburn2871]

*Chihuahua

[@TheAveragePalico]

*angryyappingnoisesintensefies*

[@SirAlexOfTheGuitar]

I love the part in that doc when he's talking about how much of a wolf he is then devours a slice of pizza and takes a huge swig of kool-aid

[@renamurray9957]

Release a book on how to spot a nice guy

[@CristalianaIvor]

"I know a virgin, when I see one" like every day in the mirror?

[@df5687]

.... as if not being a virgin is the end of the world.... only if you're so ashamed of what you're packing you NEED a virgin so she thinks its normal sized (besides most female virgins know what the average dick looks like, its called porn and apparently 8 inch giants are getting blacklisted no pun intended and smaller guys are more prevalent). most women dont give a fuck as long as they can actually grasp it, and feel it inside of them LOL kinda like how guys dont care about vaginas as long as the walls grasp what they packin and its not like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... but that could be a problem on the guys behalf... not the girl lol i aint loosey goosey your a smally paulie lol. thats it, thats about all i understand of the guys wanting a virgin thing.... that, or they're a pedophile.

[@Jamie-tx7pn]

EVERY TIME THAT I LOOK IN THE MIRROR

[@Jamie-tx7pn]

@@df5687 You sound like you'll show up in one of these videos someday

[@df5687]

@@Jamie-tx7pn you're right. *opens trench coat to reveal nude* "TOUCH DADDY'S Dyyy-ICK!" lol

[@dragonsember]

@@Jamie-tx7pn ikr, but also there's nothing wrong with being a virgin and men shouldn't be shamed for their virginity or endowment. But this dude just spouted some incel gibberish somehow without producing a single coherent sentence. so

[@SparaticSpartan]

*OOH BUCKLE UP BABY, THIS ONES GONNA BE CRINGEY AS FUUH*

[@otakuleah4125]

SparaticSpartan 😂😂😂 I died when I heard this part

[@malakh731]

SparaticSpartan ur pfp matches ur comment

[@newbzgamer6375]

I was reading this as he said it

[@limeisntinteresting]

I'm honestly so scared of the shaman dude. He sounds like the dude who abuses you but you didnt know better because you were too young

[@katherinegriffin]

dear john type for sure

[@luanveiga4471]

Choose class: Shaman Werewolf Virginity Claimer

[@AmaryInkawult]

Luan Veiga multiclass Shaman and Werewolf and you unlock the Beastly Bastard Prestige Class

[@kingklipo]

Except they never balanced virginity claimer so you'll never claim any virginities.

[@andretheinernaut3749]

I AM _THE VIRGINITY CLAIMER_

[@shepherdcox1801]

You're forgetting the most powerful class hot stud muffin (4:00 in the video)

[@lookpuke3522]

what about the eternal virgin class? did they remove that one? or is that just the base class or something?

[@Tiomasta]

"What do you mean you looked at my history? You mean you're judging me for who I am instead of what I try to look like on the outside for other people to start trusting me so they can be mine? THAT'S SO CREEPY AND DISRESPECTFUL EW" um

[@anthonybrown2781]

Tip number 50 of how to spot a nice guy: They usually type something to flatter a person, trying to seem like a nice person. If they get no response in the next two minutes, they respond with the meanest (yet stupidest) thing they can say.

[@The_Undead_Mage]

Anthony Brown I though that was tip number 2

[@bigiron4387]

Anthony Garcia *How fucking dare you not respond?!1! I'm the greatest man this world has ever seen! You should be grateful that I noticed you, if you didn't have large tits I would've skipped you. The reason I don't have a gf is because of attitudes like this. NO ONE FUCKING RESPONDS! I think I got it right.

[@kiteparadise4448]

TheDiamondStar "YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT PRETTY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD PERSON BUT NOOOOOO NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST. I HOPE YOUR BOYFRIENDS ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE AND THAT YOU HAVE AN AWFUL LIFE." Idk why that was so fun to type lol :p

[@stanjohnson1070]

Anthony Brown i want to like this comment but it has 666 likes.

[@kiteparadise4448]

Washington Hamilton Oof

[@C10-l1m]

4:15 damm dude already had the nickname "hot stud muffin" and still manages to mess it up...like how? And why Bro? You already got that far....

[@krugerstan]

guessing they've been dating for quite some time and she put it in like that because it would please him.

[@Fuggettabouttitt]

I'm guessing he took her phone and set that as his contact name.

[@robocalico419]

You had the opportunity to call it “How to Spot a Nice Guide” _and you didn’t take it_

[@Runner656]

OMG... I actually know the “Wolf Pack” guy....he used to hang with my husband..he sent that EXACT convo to someone else that we know....and yes he is is the perfect “nice guy”. Cringey af. Glad we got rid of him!

[@griizzlerhops633]

Is his "wolf pack" a bunch of anime jerking nice guys or a pack of Anime pody pillows?

[@Chadmiral]

@@ascendedcat260 He howls himself to sleep.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

2 Geeks and a Backpack pics or it didn’t happen

[@07kamichamakarin]

Don't forget how gay his sentence is. 'You broke her heart, and I'll break yours.'

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

I wonder what’s happened to him as of late now xD

[@pandah3ad351]

I love these guys that say girls are shallow, but at the same time only ever hit on Emilia Clarke look-alikes and refuse to even consider a girl who might not be conventionally attractive. The hypocrisy of “nice guys” absolutely blows my mind.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

That's like the 3rd reason they're alone.

[@hexxblade1534]

Kelsey P. One of the others is that most are incels

[@preserveandthrive6830]

Exactly. I had a bunch of guys like that go after my little sister, and then a bunch of ugly "nice girls" do the same to me. People need to go after others who are in their own league. You have a problem when 5s should go after 4-6s and 3s should go after 2s-4s yet they all go after 8-10s

[@ShaunJames596]

r/nicegirls

[@nevaehgordon7081]

Im so sad a "How to Spot a Nice Guy-de" pun was missed

[@biracial247]

What pun

[@valencia878]

Oh I totally missed that

[@captaindonut5240]

Thats genius

[@Anna-kj3np]

OHHHH I get it now hahaha

[@aniyam.7498]

YOU WILL REGRET THIS THE NEXT FULL MOON

[@steamonkey9927]

DON'T MESS WITH *T H E P A C K* BUD

[@thefirsttime7759]

ThatBasicSimmer cringe

[@xstarrycity3627]

I can't breathe

[@ratte3737]

ew, that guy saying “no boys no drinking” blah blah blah, oh man I’d break up with him. He acts like an overprotective dad. That’s so unattractive 😷

[@adamyoung6797]

Not unattractive to the girls who are looking for a dad type

[@ryanbacker4870]

Thanks Mr. Gribble

[@ratte3737]

Logan Young I mean yeah true

[@vaporwavepepsiman]

If you approached one, will you have your trusted pocket sand with you?

[@sillyrooster]

I legit thought that was her dad at first

[@Mochaaaauwu]

SorrowTV Is a "Nicompoop". Why do girls like him instead of a beutiful, smt, sexy looking man like me? Smh girls are weird

[@basedokadaizo]

Sbh2 because he's beautiful

[@bluebeka2458]

1:30 "I'm tired of girls showing their bodies and faces" Yeah, like how dare us to be visible! All normal girls like me should be invisibile! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@industrialdonut7681]

Reminded me of shariah law

[@filmandfirearms]

Bodies are one thing, but faces? I want to see someone's face when I look them in the face, doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman

[@theomegadestructor4974]

*HoW DaRe YoU Be oN SoCiAl MeDiA iF YoU DoN't wAnNa DaTe mE*?!!?¿¡¡?!?!?¡¿¿¡

[@RickyRiceB]

Yo that’d be cool if you could have chameleon powers and use them to assassinate someone *CoUgh - ME*

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Chameleons can't actually camouflage. They just change colour/pattern depending on emotion and temperature. They actually stand out even more.

[@Mom-cf2je]

_Listen kid,_

[@bakirpepic4536]

Mom why did daddy leave us?

[@Shisuimaster]

Mom *tiny burp* LISTEN KID,

[@whatabeautifulduwang9603]

Mom? That you?

[@nichtmariam]

Mom _...You will regret this the next F U L L M O O N_

[@connorallen8434]

**small inhale**

[@oceanjwatts1967]

I can imagine that guy shouting I SEE A VIRGIN at a child walking home with their parents

[@juicethememe5077]

Oceanjwatts 1 I'm dying

[@juicethememe5077]

Watch your language on our Christian minecraft server

[@thedarkartist3635]

juicethe meme lol sry

[@friendlyghosthost1830]

juicethe meme @

[@juicethememe5077]

@?

[@7211_]

2:42 no honey, meeting a guy on the internet is scary because he might actually r*pe and kill me

[@df5687]

and you dont think its possible for a vice versa?

[@spectrelake3171]

putrifiedpuppy disemboweledkitty Well she never said it wasn’t the same visa versa.

[@df5687]

@@spectrelake3171 she specified guy. how else do i take that lol

[@benjaminmorris7159]

@@df5687 after some tells him he should drink water: you want me to STARVE to death??? you only mentioned that ONE THING and its not possible that you wanted to focus on a specific issue rather than listing every possibility!!!! how else am i meant to take it

[@df5687]

@@benjaminmorris7159 person.... specify person, if whatever the FUCK you were trying to convey was related to what was being discussed in THIS comment thread, thats my answer to you.

[@meep2k]

i got in trouble for saying nincompoop in kindergarten after i read it in a calvin and hobbes comic haven't said it since

[@michaelholtz599]

Haha you nincompoop.

[@XDlosDominicans]

until now.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@roxassora2706]

@Keith Marshall Yee Yee ass haircut

[@TigerheartFire]

That's kind of pathetic on the part of the people who punished you. Nincompoop isn't even a curse word, and it kinda makes the person who said it look more ridiculous than the one they were insulting. But little you had good taste for reading Calvin and Hobbes, if it counts for anything.

[@cheesypies]

*How to spot nice guy according to the information from this video* 1 - use of words like nincompoop 2- mentions 'nice guys' or that they are a nice guy 3 - "__ will never treat you as good as me" 4 - turns vapid at any sign of rejection 5 - sob stories, (that have an obvious ulterior motive to get in the pants) 6- overly demanding controlling and/or extremelly high expectations for the other person 7 - being overly nice to strangers out of nowhere, and thinking that that is normal and not creepy

[@hahaohno329]

CheesyPies 8 - FEDORAS

[@quality_contentmydude6965]

CheesyPies Sounds about right. But yeah, you _did_ miss the fedora part.

[@LavaAnime]

Is it bad that I use the word 'nincompoop' unironically sometimes

[@justincredible4000]

"Diiiiiick piiiiiiiiiiiiccc!" Is officially my new notification tone... Cant wait to play that aloud in the DMV line.

[@annascheite7856]

You're a hero

[@Midori-br1iw]

Just wait till your at a family party

[@dr.kekyll9839]

The amount of cringe that these guys produce is radioactive

[@jonathangerbino2621]

I held my Geiger counter up to the screen and the needle went from one side to the other, you're right

[@dr.kekyll9839]

@Jonathan Gerbino can you feel the tumors growing on your back as well?

[@jonathangerbino2621]

Yep. The werewolf gave me all of the cancer. Sorry it had to go down like this

[@dr.kekyll9839]

now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna finish cringing into the 4th dimension

[@AmaryInkawult]

Yeah I grew a tail watching this. Bad news is I may have terminal cancer as a result, good news is the tail is prehensile so yay the kitchen work time has been reduced.

[@pie1o1morris46]

@3:55 Sounded more like a helicopter parent than a boyfriend

[@SeannaRose]

It sounds like control issues/emotional abuse. It just screams manipulative

[@randompromises1038]

he's a douchebaaaag

[@mgb2172]

Would a helicopter parent not sound like... *Tukkatukkatukkatukkatukkatukkatukkatukka*

[@chrisnelson8848]

@@mgb2172 "Tukkatukkatukkatukka tukka your shirt in and pull up your pants" would be a helicopter parent. I'm so sorry...

[@mgb2172]

@@chrisnelson8848 LMAO man if anyone should apologise it's me for the first one, yours made me laugh externally

[@usagichanp]

Sorrow, have you made a video on r/incel? Incels are... an experience.

[@hakim6158]

Bloof the Poof too sad for a comedy video

[@Biodebatable]

Soothouse did one with general sam

[@o0julek0o]

Soothouse already covered it pretty well.

[@cho-ws4bf]

It's been shut down too.

[@Cloverfr]

They aren't very different from "nice guys"

[@myrest3334]

I laughed out loud with the “virginity claimer”. What is up with that dude. He needs Jesus.

[@Subjagator]

Picking on inexperienced girls and girls with low self-esteem because they are the least likely to push back against their bullshit. Those guys are everywhere.

[@robinchesterfield42]

He needs serious therapy, is what he needs.

[@bigdingus708]

im a lesbian and i cant even count how many weird nice guys ive encountered saying they can “convert” me or that they can “treat me better than a girl can” its. sad how many ppl get butthurt over it LOL

[@PossQueen]

God that sounds weird "I can covert you" lol

[@Heating56]

big dingus REALLY setting themselves up for failure there. Literally no one to blame but themselves

[@GreenWormJello]

It's so cringey when people bark up the wrong tree like that. I remember at a bar there was this 45 year old cougar hitting on these two like 20 year old boys who were clearly together and she was just all over the taller one and the littler guy one kept glaring really obviously at her, I've never felt so much second hand embarrassment watching people before. Seriously people. Stop doing this.

[@jamestaylor2376]

Only because you never met me.if you did you would instantly love dick .after all I am the virginity claimer , long dick style:)

[@Sprousey97]

I can convert you bby ;)

[@Memokkeen]

Man I miss Sorrow. Hope he's doing better, wherever he is

[@jeffersonclippership2588]

Hey there cutie 😉 I just happened to be perusing KZbin this fine evening and stumbled upon your channel. I can honestly say I’ve never found a channel that’s brought me as much mirth as yours. Maybe you could think about possibly leaving a reply to this comment, if you so desire.

[@Jess-nz7be]

Cornelius Funk Apd alert

[@zorgazorga7601]

r/nicesubscribers

[@Plantsushi]

This is sarcasm right

[@cv2586]

Wtf... Is this real

[@fippylol]

*woosh*

[@menace1382]

"NO BOYS, NO DRINKING".

[@slayallthedeamons]

O hai dad.

[@suziekeuls7582]

"Virginity claimer" that word really made me puke

[@lowesmanager8193]

Suzie Keuls Its two words

[@101sweetflower]

Same.

[@26Purplegirl]

9:00 Nothing is more adorable than Sorrow cracking himself up

[@ItsCrayon]

Bruh I love these videos they make me laugh every time and I love the voices you give them I just love your channel

[@ItsCrayon]

Leedle loves Brendon Urie. Hello good pencil are you mechanical or normal

[@ItsCrayon]

Leedle loves Brendon Urie. ahh get it so you are from the south islands electric or hand-held

[@ItsCrayon]

I would love too know cause my family is know for being electric but my brother is actually hand held and so am I

[@ItsCrayon]

Leedle loves Brendon Urie. I am so sorry for disrespecting you I had no idea you were of such high honor

[@julia10742]

*_THE NEXT FULL MOOOOON_*

[@aki3435]

*_YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU MESS WITH THE PACK BUD_*

[@lilyfae7197]

神aki Me when that happened: OH SH☆T! HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S A WEREWOLF!

[@aptspire]

FURRY DETECTED and not the tolerable type either.

[@God8-O]

ty track *NEXT FULL MOON* You will find me by the river bank fishing.

[@Paraster]

Did anyone else notice that the "Can't you respect privacy?" guy had "incel" in his username?

[@yourownpersonalexistential2470]

Paraster I did, I died because of the first post, the irony was beautiful!

[@franl155]

"I know a virgin when I see one" - yeah, he should do. He sees one every time he looks in a mirror

[@Viscidsquare040]

Apparently the word ‘friends’ doesn’t exist in a nice guy’s dictionary, nope there’s only boyfriends and girlfriends, that’s it; if you are friendly to anyone in any way it means you’re romantically interested in them and if they suggest being friends it’s an insult or punishment.

[@randompromises1038]

oh fuck all the platonic relationships i have with some of the most talented and kind-spirited people that are arguably more fulfilling than romantic relationships don't meet with nice guys' expectations? fuck what do i do with all these people now, do i enter a poly relationship now or...? oh god this is a situation

[@chopperjoe1998]

Even more baffling is they can’t seem to comprehend the idea of a “hookup” or “friend with benefits”. They always take this creepy, fake romantic approach with zero social skills. Like…dude, wtf do you even want???

[@acniac1782]

v i r g i n i t y c l a i m e r

[@shannons.7466]

The best (worst) ones are where the guy is like "Hello, you seem to be really nice and I think you're beautiful!" and you're think _oh he seems fine, maybe even sweet_ and then when it's been 10 minutes w/o a response the guy starts cussing them out

[@Subjagator]

It is a good test. Leave it a day and if they haven't gone batshit crazy then you might have someone worthy of a response. If they immediately go insane when you don't answer then just block them, don't even engage. If nan unanswered text to a random stranger sends them into a rage you don't want to know them anyway.

[@ugbucket]

@@Subjagator That's backwards

[@df5687]

at least you'll know you LOST a good guy when he doesnt reply to you back after your long ass intermission lol.... i know a lot of guys on this shit are creeps but.... does the benefit of the doubt really cost that much time, i mean after all, you are chatting with strangers online, wasting your time.

[@deimoskaischylos]

putrifiedpuppy disemboweledkitty I...is this an ironic comment? It can really be hard to tell when something is parody and when it is genuine.

[@VestigialHead]

@@df5687 Just goes to show how little of an attention span people seem to have these days. Anyone who thinks 24 hours is a long time to wait for a response for a text has mental issues. It is unhealthy to be glued to any device or social media. If you want to check it once or twice a day that is fine. But to actually enjoy life you should have times where you steer clear of all online or social media for multiple days at a time. It allows you to reset and you will see things more clearly and be less stressed. So wait a few days at least before thinking someone is snubbing you.

[@benjaminstevens4468]

If anyone, who is not a surgeon, (or at least a former surgeon, or medical student, nurse who works in surgery, etc…) “knows the steps,” to any surgeries, that should be a HUGE red flag!😬

[@Violet-bg9bb]

thats whats been holding me back.... these LIQUIDS!

[@Agent-Strawman]

Strange, the liquids usually cut me loose. Jack Daniels to the rescue!

[@ginger5131]

your profile pic looks just as enlightened as your comment sounds

[@aswawarman5176]

6:18 YOU MESS WITH ME, YOU MESS WITH THE *P A C C*

[@zorex.]

_listen kid,_

[@Hys868]

He *protec* He *attac* But he also has The *pacc*

[@davidwalz94]

Does anyone else think that one was staged? I mean who identifies as a wolf who will go berserk on the next "Full Moon" ?

[@flynnawoo9799]

what shaman says: someone who's a virgin, inexperienced with life what shaman means: someone who doesn't know how to spot red flags and will let me treat them like shit BC they don't have anything to compare me to

[@broadwaymelody33]

A nice guy took it as a challenge when I told him I was a virgin and assaulted me. A genuinely nice guy I met a few months later offered his heart as a safe space for me to open up about my trauma at my own pace, while asking for nothing in return but bad movie nights, sing-alongs in the car, late night Meijer trips, and my company. I married him.

[@nassarihyman2864]

"Hey...hey *NAME ANY MEDICAL PROCEDURE*"

[@phantomations191]

Nassari Hyman HEY BITCH....... NAME A MEDICAL PROCEDURE....

[@missrabbitpaws]

electrocardiogram

[@RockstarStealth]

"I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes". 😂😉🤙

[@ripkimjonghyunyoudidwell.9964]

David G for some reason that reminded me of a male version of fifty shades of grey and the whole "inner goddes"

[@alvinaliaj]

*rawr* XD

[@LiLScunt]

An actual pile of trash "I got an AR-15 with no surpessor but its about to have one"

[@hexxblade1534]

Yes because being otherkin transfers into intimidation

[@grayskysunshine9878]

Only one thing needs to be said, furry

[@habitsrabbit]

these people must have serious problems or are just trolling..but holy shit..i feel bad knowing people are actually like this..why!?!

[@kigrovrak1538]

ChaoticGamer I feel like its mostly Satire, but there are those guys out there that exist though xD

[@habitsrabbit]

true lol

[@AraArandom]

And to think I had the same kind of mentality 5 years ago... when I was 14. I'm not old, but damn do I feel like an idiot for being that way for two whole years

[@Porygonal64]

I was like that when I was 11 or 12. Like... A literal child.

[@shiba2ndworlder]

Good that you improved mate

[@agentoklahoma9174]

You have fixed yourself thankfully

[@shallot6]

that whole “NO BOYS NO DRINKING” thing is straight up abusive omg

[@shaniyalopes-thompson8470]

aaa I know right, it seemed so emotionally abusive, manipulative and controlling I was like wtf do people actually think this is okay ?

[@beafbuger]

aaa it really is

[@CalsGirl97]

aaa the second someone shows signs of being that manipulative and controlling just RUN. Don't risk it because they will drag you down as far as possible till you hate yourself.

[@airguitarsalesman]

Right, I feel so bad for the recipient.

[@dawnbreaker1104]

Agreed abusive and creepy af

[@3Beans3]

"I'm the guy who you first Trip LSD with." Well damn! That escalated real quick 😂💀

[@inimici453]

Jimin Park I'm your virginity claimer. Your _ONLY_ friend (((;;;

[@avr7120]

I‘m also the guy you jump from a bridge with ;)

[@Wildm0use]

How did that boy take acid and post the most egoistic facebook status I've ever fucking seen? I seriously can't get over this. A psychedelic trip is about the loss of subjective self-identity, reconsidering your whole fucking existence as a human being... This guy claims to be a shaman then proceeds to write a love letter to himself...

[@GrifballNation]

On lsd nothing is anything and you arent anywhere or even think you exist youre lost in your ocean of your subconscious, do that shit with a happy mind and open heart. be safe and good trips for all

[@suides4810]

Hör auf meinen Namen zu lesen waaakkkeee

[@whistlepunkz]

Hey nice guys can you treat lesbians like people? On that note, can you treat women (or "females" i guess) like people

[@nobodyimportant9603]

@Keith Marshall Keith. I’ve seen you all around this comments section. And you’re a twat every time.

[@emericswitchyoureawesomean3658]

LETS SET UP ALL THE NICE GUYS AND GURLS WITH EACHOTHER SO THAT ALL THE ACTUAL NICE PEOPLE DATE EACHOTHER

[@DembaiVT]

I've seen that. It doesn't work. Both are absolute control freaks and want a completely passive partner to hurt.

[@jessecarman5291]

But wait... what if there's an even number of one, and an odd number of the other?

[@onettaviator5396]

Oh God, how about we just... put them all individual jail cells?

[@MrMiibez]

End of the world.

[@mitchellarmstrong4210]

Emeric Switch oh man I’d be lonely forever then

[@annaharrington8397]

My mom dated a nice guy for a bit At first he seemed actually nice because he would cook for my mom, and hang out with her and be nice to her, but she didn’t want to go out with him. And sO he said she was shallow, then he kept acting really rude to my mom. And my mom is well she is kind of lonely and kept hanging out with him either though he was really terrible. Then he texted my mom a picture of about 3,000 in cash (it looked around three thousand) and said something like “You should’ve went out with me, I could’ve paid your bills, let you live in a mansion,” etc. he also is an alcoholic. So the more I see how he acted towards my mom (who sadly doesn’t usually see the signs) and i really hope she doesn’t see him again because he seems really creepy and might even be abusive towards her...

[@rd5909]

That's definitely abuse.

[@rinadoor5914]

I hope it will get better to you and your Mother!!! 💜💜💜

[@donovanf4546]

You should kick his ass if thing get out of hands

[@tatiana2696]

Protect her at any cost. I won't say anything else. -Legally speaking of course-