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[@Realisticz16]

"X-Ray tech looking for exposure." You know... one of them freelance radiologists...

[@dx1450]

Yeah, they all have their own X-ray equipment.

[@burnpygmalion39]

Plus radiologists make bank so they’re not gonna do a free x-ray

[@TieDef]

I've got to assume that one was a joke; way too on the nose.

[@Audiodump]

Its actually fractally stupid. 1. Xrays are very cheap. Basically the cheapest diagnostic imaging test with the possible exception of Ultrasound. If this guy can't afford one he's definitely not famous or influential. 2. It doesn't matter who you've done an xray on. No employer in the fucking world would care if you gave a star a xray. Not unless they had some really fucked up anatomy and it required a ton of skill or something. 3. Even if employers would be impressed by that, it doesn't matter because patient privacy laws prevent you from disclosing who you have worked on. Every single aspect of it is extremely stupid and the closer you look the dumber it gets.

[@---kp1hm]

It’s clearly satire

[@dx1450]

4:14 Seriously, $75 a week to watch four children 13 hours a day??? That's $1.15 an hour. That's 28 cents per hour per child. Good luck finding a slave.

[@Zachattack10213]

29 cents if you round up.

[@krashsite2125]

@@Zachattack10213 We'll be rich if we get paid that much! Preposterous!

[@DetectiveNyx]

Hey, give her the benefit of the doubt, maybe she and her kids are all time travellers from the 1830s and think slavery is still legal

[@SordoBjorn]

@@DetectiveNyx or thinks a dollar is worth the same as in the 1830's (that'd be a high-ish paying job back in the day)

[@nightlydrugs6927]

Or stop having kids. Ffs.

[@ascendedcat260]

"Table and chairs are $135" [PERSUADE] Would take $90? [SUCCESS] "Yes, $90 is fine" [PERSUADE] Would do $70? [FAILURE] "I can do $100"

[@nachonation4634]

Truth is kid, the game was rigged from the start

[@mouse_burger8051]

@@nachonation4634Nani!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thomasmorris4449]

*reloads quicksave*

[@R3D-R1O7]

Piper disliked that

[@cockfucker69]

@@nachonation4634 [Speech 100] No.

[@tangomartinez9600]

"If they live with parents they don't need money" Sir, not everyone in the internet is 14 years old, like you

[@mikal9904]

thisisdaxie :P You also need to pay people for a service, doesn’t matter effort.

[@thilsiktonix]

Murdered by words.

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

@@thilsiktonix *RareInsult*

[@melatoninqueen6914]

Amen! I’m 19 and still living with my parents and I do in fact need money for personal hygiene items and clothing

[@jamesanderson6373]

*on

[@sadiedeservedbetter]

"Give me free art" "No" "My name is James" "Ok sure

[@SuperPudiim]

I think he(james) might have misread his own messages as answers and answered himself.

[@James-nj5ks]

My name IS James though

[@Samm1e]

No, your name is Sammy

[@willycheez7218]

@@Samm1e no, my name is Sam, he IS James.

[@roguishpaladin]

Twist alert: The artist was Guy Fawkes and the guy was James I and that's why he's insecure about being from England.

[@swahzie]

Death: You have 7 days to live. Me: Make it 5. Death: You want less days?? Me: Well since you asked so nicely, make it 2.

[@alonsan3977]

Wynnzal i want to die right now can you hook me up?

[@swahzie]

random af Yeah man, just gotta call Death and boom, you're set.

[@galarstar052]

can you do eight and a half?

[@mechaman5000]

Doctor: you have 6 weeks to live Me: *slips 5 dollars* make it 3 weeks

[@Multi006]

SuperMech64 well we accidentally made it 1 week sorry lol

[@Sevenwndrs7]

Wait .... the horse one ... “My husband has been in the military ever since I was a little girl ....” Did I hear that right? 👀

[@disappointingperson9162]

This is why periods and commas are important

[@TieDef]

Anyway that I look at that sentence "husband in the military" doesn't seem to make any sense! "My husband has been in the military ever since I was a little girl", "As my husband is in the military Friesians are my favorite horse breed", "As my husband is in the military I've wanted a Friesian ever since I was a little girl," "As my husband is in the military I own horses", or "As my husband is in the military I'm a mother." Where does your husband being in the military come into any of this?!

[@btonyh5878]

*_Y E S_*

[@saladfingersasmrparty9768]

TieDef sympathy points or something

[@pollypockets508]

Lol

[@dx1450]

"You really are cold, heartless, and uncompromising." Why thank you. Thank you very much. For a minute there I thought I'd lost my touch.

[@camelat7228]

edgy, but clever. gets my like

[@PantsYT]

"Still got it"

[@Moishe555]

The "mixed breed" response was very, very satisfying.

[@donovanthefrog138]

Wait, timestamp. I need it...

[@themadmanescaped1]

@@donovanthefrog138 watch the video smh.

[@donovanthefrog138]

I saw it like 10 seconds after

[@absinthe4969]

@@donovanthefrog138 I know I'm late af but 5:01

[@sambaker734]

For esthetic reasons

[@tortellini6087]

The conservative thing with the babysitter cracks me up like, is she afraid she'll come back and her kids will have colored hair and refuse to go to church or something

[@FlyingPaladin]

Proof that conservatives are (almost) as bad as liberals

[@btonyh5878]

@@FlyingPaladin can be

[@lavaleader3455]

@@FlyingPaladin E n l i g h t e n e d C e n t r i s t D e t e c t e d .

[@IzzleWhizzle]

@Baron Von Grijffenbourg How about we as a species are fucked up, and we all suck, huh? There. Equal.

[@pryingeyes1551]

I thought it was funny that she wanted the girl to have attended college, but misspelled it as "collage."

[@AccomplishedBoot86]

Imagine being broke and not taking a job offer like wtf

[@gusrtw20]

What if the person offering a "job" at 1:48 was actually an mlm asshole trying to get a new victim for their snake oil scam? I mean, we don't have all the details here, just saying lol maybe the company is Amway 🤷‍♂️

[@Jokaanan]

​@@gusrtw20 Yeah based on that "lmao" and no other context, it seems something's missing. That it's an MLM such as Amway is a really good guess. "Broke, friend? Pay me thousands of dollars for a scam empty dream :D :D :D"

[@SkylerDK]

I have a friend like this. He refuses to get a job, even though he has a college degree now. He would rather stay home and play games. I mean, me too, but I got bills to pay.

[@princesstamika]

I'm not disagreeing but I've taken a lot of jobs I should've stayed away from just because I was desperate. I set myself up for failure.

[@SacredDaturana]

@@gusrtw20 Yeah that's what I was thinking. Some jobs you really are better off not taking.

[@jdbeast]

Wonder if that African American reading job is still available. Could use the $10.

[@loveisasleep8609]

don't forget the leftover donuts!

[@atomic9706]

Don't forget that you have to be able to read!

[@acy7147]

same man

[@FriedAudio]

Pretty sure it was was a parody...

[@ambersomething1693]

jdbeast but can you read?

[@JutlandAngel]

"Hmph. You really are cold, heartless, and uncompromising." You are the one that doesn't wanna spend 100 usd on your sick son.

[@GizmoTTV]

what if the medicine cost 100 bucks? Would he buy it? I hope so.

[@dsend_]

Jutland Angel you do realise he was probably making that shit up right?

[@JutlandAngel]

x Suspended He was? I had absolutely no clue whatsoever.

[@dsend_]

Jutland Angel I did say "probably". He might just be saying the truth

[@jennifer__e]

x Suspended r/woooosh

[@DJFelixChester]

That baby sitter one was essentially offering to pay someone with a high-school education or a college degree in elementary education, around $1.15 an hour for a more than full-time job.

[@pokefan7446]

DJFelixChester I feel like they may not understand how jobs work. Maybe they should practise what they demand.

[@avr7120]

Good luck finding someone that stupid haha

[@maries9966]

Heck, if you’re getting paid only $75 for 13 hours you’d be gettin seriously ripped off.

[@tabithak.9923]

When I was babysitting kids this age, most parents paid me $10/hour. $75 isn't even a whole day. And if you have degree requirements for your fucking babysitter, you should be paying at least minimum wage.

[@knechtor5648]

Some people have this mindset that even giving you the opportunity to work is some form of charity and if you want to be paid more than they are willing to pay you are ungrateful and rude. Unfortunately sometimes these people run the company you work at lel.

[@psychedelic.dreamer]

That "sell a horse, buy a horse" bit kills me everytime

[@mrsmekae]

Definitely my favorite part in the whole video!

[@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322]

“Ya sell a horse bitch, a buy a horse...” lmao!!!!!

[@josephgarcia7030]

"any up and coming x-ray technicians looking for exposure..." that's not how this works, in fact i'm fairly sure that's illegal.

[@fueltek4362]

"im just a 16 year old xray technician from Atlanta tryna make it big, appreciate it if you'd check me out"

[@mortson978]

It reads like satire to me. There's a host of schmucks trying to get free tattoos with this shtick.

[@Sinistralitee]

lmfao, it sounds like satire but I genuinely believe he mistook Xray Exposure for the rap kind and not radiation.

[@Defa_Noob]

Idk how people can just beg for money, I ask for 5 dollars and feel like a monster lol

[@SugaryPhoenixxx]

But she didn't ask for money. She asked for a _friesian_

[@jameslawson7383]

That is so not true, some people have this little thing, called pride, and would rather starve than beg for anything. Granted, you see That less, and less, as time goes on (like a handshake contract, or leaving your door unlocked at night), but it used to be quite common.

[@LIFE-mk7kz]

Owlburt Eyenstine Now just because you beg for money doesn’t mean everyone else does. Asking and begging are two different things and there is also a secret third option to get money. Working for it. So here’s a cookie 🍪 now go sit down and think about it.

[@sirprize275]

Begging for money is so petty. It’s much more rewarding to just steel it

[@LIFE-mk7kz]

Sir Prize ha well there you go

[@samellington8804]

Holy shit that babysitter one... 1.15$ an hour for a job that difficult and all those requirements...

[@drakecarman-loveless9151]

@ΞTHAN i respect that you appreciate other people's feelings, but let's be honest, the babies of this decade (I mean around 2010-) are the worst, my mom has footage of me (I was born in 2005) and I was almost never a crying demon, but my 6 year old cousin cries DAILY, and don't get me started on his sister. they are horrid in the highest caliber

[@drakecarman-loveless9151]

@@GoblinUrNuts true enough

[@inakie7756]

@ΞTHAN Conservatives don't hate black people tho

[@roguishpaladin]

I'm REALLY hoping that they meant 6 PM - 7 PM...I'm probably wrong, though. :-(

[@bookfound]

11.50 an hour would be cheep for a babysitter with those qualifications.

[@mies7135]

>I don't dare to put bass in my songs because it's a skill in itself >lol "work"

[@jaysonklein6018]

I'm not even a musician, and I wanna PUNCH that dude in the face for that "lol 'work'" crap.

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

judging by how he sees making music, i willing to bet his music is probably a shitty phone mic recording of an acoustic guitar cover.

[@jaysonklein6018]

@@AaronKaiMCDNLD That, or he has a two-bit mic... and a kazoo

[@royalblanket]

@@jaysonklein6018 My music skills are on par with a chicken pecking a xylophone, and even I was pissed at that guy

[@aubreyh1930]

@@AaronKaiMCDNLD that would imply he can read music

[@matthias8122]

Did not know x-ray technicians had to make portfolios and get "exposure" lol

[@PenguinLord10]

I get the feeling his work as a "respected and popular underground hip hop producer" involves a lot of payment in exposure as well.

[@emcustard]

Radiation exposure, sure

[@ambersomething1693]

Yeah I thought they just took pictures of your bones with a fancy machine

[@spookymcfakename]

I mean yep it is exposure aight

[@KomradeDoge]

I'm very much hoping that post was satire tbh.

[@Vivi-mf3fh]

"Must be ᴬᶠʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ ᴬᵐᵉʳᶦᶜᵃⁿ"

[@danikasmith493]

Why did he whisper that?

[@despaircheeto8488]

Daniel Bin Hujan Omar that's the part that pissed me off.

[@justanotheraltaccount7821]

**Yellow fuckcoin breaks wall down** Did you just say the word?! How dare you! _AAAAAAAAAAAA_ **demonetized for 7 months**

[@bojackson3073]

he got away with it. doesn't show up on CC's

[@terraxgaming4117]

@@justanotheraltaccount7821 yellow fuckcoin lmao

[@wesleyem3]

The worst ones are the ones where the item is FREE AND THEY STILL CAN'T AFFORD IT

[@galarstar052]

how about you give ME $10?

[@bryanl6828]

DADWC no 20$ no arguement

[@wesleyem3]

DADWC Frick you I live in Arizona my name is Wesley

[@Mikachu1994]

"Wanting to hire an African American. MUST BE ABLE TO READ." Honey. Honey no. Quit while you can.

[@franl155]

That shows how "diverse" they really are

[@mini_skinny0296]

It reminded me of that little song "We gotta celebrate our differences".

[@franl155]

@@mini_skinny0296 - or "We've got to *be seen to* celebrate them"

[@KR-ys4xy]

I honestly don’t know what was wrong with that one. Can someone explain?

[@thetea4093]

@@KR-ys4xy they’re assuming black people can’t read

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Big oof on the African American one. I thought the first "who can read" was the beginning of a sentence they changed halfway through as a mistake- but then they emphasized it. OOF

[@pollypockets508]

At first I thought they meant can read music.

[@TomAndersonDH]

Not all African Americans can read though...

[@randompromises1038]

@@TomAndersonDH i mean maybe from other countries but i'd like to believe there's a good amount of black people who can read in the u.s (i think the post is set in the u.s.)....? i feel like their view on black people is that we're uneducated or unintelligent rather than 'they could be a foreigner!' but either way the post sucks

[@TomAndersonDH]

@@randompromises1038 I agree that in the US it is more unlikely to find someone that can't read after the age its generally taught in schools, but i've met plenty of people in my lifetime that should have been able to read but couldn't. All colors, not just black. It's sad, but they do exist.

[@randompromises1038]

@@TomAndersonDH oh no yeah i know that there's definitely people out there that can't read. the post just kind of gives me the impression that the person had never met a black educated person (because if they couldn't read how could they read the post in the first place)

[@beejor]

"Hi, Pokémon style character illustrations start at $30." "English. From England." "Ello ello, Pockit Monstah colour drawrins beggin' you wallet 15 quid right, yeah?"

[@plasmaticlmao]

As a British person,this is almost correct but went a little Australian

[@KomradeDoge]

Roight wots all dis den?

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079]

15 quids!? Wot m8 yu tryna scam meh ye lil’ shite

[@christopherbranch5358]

As a britishman; spot on lad, but it is missing a "cheery-bye!" at the end.

[@aliveandunwell430]

as an american this is making me laugh 😂

[@Blue-jy4rf]

"how much for the treadmill?" "$200" "did i mention i'm crippled?"

[@Dice-Z]

Hey, wheelchairs need some excercise too.

[@itookabathlast4029]

i h a v e c r i p p l i n g d e p p r e s s i o n

[@seandevine406]

I died when I saw this

[@masterofadapting]

i havn't took a bath you called??

[@papa_xan]

"How about $55 and a nice sweater?" "Not unless that sweater is made out of $45." Awesome!!!

[@ZeromusHarvey]

not gonna lie, would be kinda funny if the "rap artist" got his x-ray and saw something bad. "I need a FREE life-saving surgery! No pay, but plenty of EXPOSURE!"

[@jaysonklein6018]

"Yo dawg, my xray shows that I have critical super-dense walking pneumonia... like, I could die in a few days if I don't get it treated... buy my album, dawg."

[@justice4776]

E N G L I S H F R O M E N G L A N D

[@rodger3352]

It'S mAhOgAnY xD

[@amperize]

It'S mAhOgAnY my name is jame

[@simplyjack7634]

Fuck you I am from England my name is James

[@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805]

Can you drew??

[@Maddin1313]

It'S mAhOgAnY What is your table made of, again?

[@Berd]

to be NICE

[@archedin]

ITS *BERD*

[@doggo1194]

Berd SENPAI

[@donobee9392]

DAD? YOU'VE COME BACK??

[@tantrums]

Berd dADDY

[@toutac8886]

hey frend

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"Looking to collab with an up and coming x-ray tech" is a sentence I didn't think I would hear ever in my life.

[@undead9999]

the horse one was hilarious. "long time horse owner as my husband is in the military" aah those long, cold nights spent in the stables.. xD

[@boxycthulhu3519]

I was gonna say...

[@randompromises1038]

@Goddess of Chaos that joke made me laugh so hard my voice is horse now

[@cas6174]

Random Promises yeah i was eating horseradish and i spat it all over my phone

[@DJBaphomet]

"Looking for a emo gf, has to be an 8/10" Sorry dude, you're not getting a big tiddied goth gf.

[@Archimonde259]

only in Panty & Stocking With Garterbelt

[@marlonyo]

how emo are you if you have 500 friends?

[@Dualblades47]

Outertale Napstablook but is he saving for Jalter?

[@Landsknecht25]

Outertale Napstablook why tf do people like goth gfs

[@GizmoTTV]

marlonyo exactly!

[@slion9914]

"Welcome to your medical school interview, John. First question- do you have any experience with x ray technology?" "I gave a chest x ray to some dj once for free because he begged online for it." "Shit dude youre hired"

[@scriptosaurusrex]

That one was clearly satire in response to people trying to con musicians into working for free all the time.

[@SugaryPhoenixxx]

@@scriptosaurusrex Yeah but its funnier when it's a DJ begging for a free doctor.

[@scriptosaurusrex]

@BronzeGod okay.

[@DrMurdercock]

She asking for a horse that can cost up to 260k for FREE? ffs man

[@michelleprieur1]

You took the words right out of my mouth, that was hilarious! 😄 Sorry I'm late to the party, just subscribed. I've been around horses my entire life and my jaw dropped to the floor. If she thinks the horse itself is too expensive, there's no way she can afford to keep it. I laughed out loud at the "money shouldn't keep me from having what I want!" Yeah, Karen, that's pretty much exactly how it works.

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

and, keep in mind she's already got other horses, but is still begging for the most Expensive one of all.

[@thedutchflamingo9973]

Is it just me or do these people all act like "nice guys" or "nice girls", just a little bit more mature?

[@tacobellemployee6836]

3:58

[@bluebosnian]

“Mature”

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Spectre Mature is a relative term

[@bluebosnian]

TheMamaluigi300 - Your mom is a relative term.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Spectre Yeah cause it might be Karen’s mom

[@GippyHappy]

"You just lost my business" means nothing when you weren't going to pay them anyway

[@kaydenwomack8049]

you tell him!

[@jackkaczmarski]

The phrase should be “You just lost my _potential_ business”

[@alonneforever8351]

"skill in itself" >seconds pass "lol "work""

[@reoglah]

alecool34 lol "work"

[@crystalwebb8486]

perfect answer for the person looking for the purebred cat! "provide us with your ancestry documents..." Purebred Genius!

[@sosansational]

if i saw that kid named "james" and he wanted a pokemon style drawing, i'd draw a shitty james from team rocket and send it to him

[@jaysonklein6018]

And have him say "FUCK YOU, I AM FROM ENGLAND! MY NAME IS JAMES!"

[@smolbean3816]

Person: //well structured joke Me: ... SorrowTV: _"African American"_ Me: //WHEEZE

[@cmagee14]

SmolBean I die with the voices every time😂😂😂

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

african american

[@pokefan7446]

4:00 "Seeking emo girlfriend. Prerequisite: Must be virgin. I only take first place." What better win is there than a default win?

[@autoweedeater]

must be trap*

[@uncertainknowledge2927]

Nathan Bonilla it'd be better if he deleted his comment

[@uncertainknowledge2927]

Ivore Surkuri doesn't matter, he's either a troll or a Virgin Lord.

[@Kerithanos]

Not trying to downplay the absurdity of the original post, but what does this comment mean? Virtually ANYTHING you win has to do with being "first", especially if we're doing a sports metaphor. If you get to the finish line first, that's not a "default win".

[@uncertainknowledge2927]

Kerithanos if he's the first He's the best Because there's no competition

[@KoiKat_]

Did you even take a single breath during that Friesian post

[@yaboiren5003]

You're gonna have a BUG TIME! (Bugalovania plays in background)

[@thatnerdinthecomments4678]

Megalovania × Flight Of The Bumblebee?

[@TsukiStuffs]

ddD a

[@emopeterparker7]

@@thatnerdinthecomments4678 why does this mash up not exist

[@lieutenantlettuce8306]

Dancing Cockroach meme

[@ascendedcat260]

Megalovania MIDI but the instrument is a bee buzzing

[@bobblehead7002]

These art commission ones piss me off. Who tf expects free art?

[@blazingbuizel7194]

These people, obviously

[@TereziPyrope413]

Dickheads.

[@Crumbite.]

About 1.6 million people

[@unfig3034]

If it's done in a friendly way with someone you know, I'd understand someone expecting a favor or at least a price cut even though it's still probs not gonna happen, but yeah no idea why strangers would expect it.

[@lordoxyn5099]

Bobble Head idiots that’s who

[@Melissa-wh7uo]

Alright let's talk about 4:50. 13 hours a day, 5 days a week, watching 4 BOYS, one of which is an infant. With all these prerequisites, and the fact that it's one person for 4 kids, let's bump up the usual 15 dollars an hour to 20, to account for everything. Seems pretty reasonable. So 20$/hour, 13 hours a day 5 days a week, that comes to $1300 a week. That's a $1225 difference. More importantly, I think, is the percentage attached to this. This woman is trying to pay 5.8% of an acceptable salary. Jeez

[@opaltoralien4015]

*The sound of proud clapping echos through the comment section*

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Not to mention, when are you expecting this woman to go to class, when you have her working 13 hours a day, during the week. Guess it's night school or online classes. Sheesh.

[@randomcomment4359]

20$ an hour? Are you living in fucking beverly hills? Normal salary in Europe for babysitting is about 5-10$ an hour depends how many kids you watch. You think someone can earn 1300$ a week from babysitting... if that were true everyone would be a babysitter. Think before you speak maggot

[@obtuse2399]

@@randomcomment4359 triggered?

[@randomcomment4359]

@@obtuse2399 yes, ignorance triggers me.

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

"Must be able to read, no prior experience needed" What?

[@sirprize275]

Sounds like a good deal. $10 and all the shit food no one else wanted

[@screamingalgae9380]

It was satire or trolling.

[@13Aval0n13]

"Photographer here looking for exposure." Shit I just realised the joke

[@SorrowTV]

It's a normal upload, April Fools. Am I doing this right?

[@-TheyKilledKenny]

Sorrow TV Yeah, doing great

[@nidraja471]

Sorrow TV yes sorrow, you did this right

[@alexav12]

Sorrow TV No.

[@brawler5785]

Sorrow TV Perfect.

[@sarahlinna505]

You’re doing your best so it’s ok

[@vinnisvidya]

[ (Barter 40/55) Would take $70? ] [ (FAILED) "I can do $100." ]

[@theonefreeman586]

this was good

[@gonkdroid8391]

Ah i see you are man of culture

[@thunderblitz9832]

Ahh New Vegas

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Vinnis Vidya nice sig avatar!

[@jaredchinchello1760]

Should've taken some Mentats.

[@gracehollz2052]

Miss you Sorrow, binge watching your channel. Hope you're okay

[@sunfish9341]

7:55 i love how he doesn’t realize the implications of commissioning the building of a website and thinks he can just order a website like a cup of coffee

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

I know I'm two years late, but are they also aware that they're going to have to, like, pay for that domain? To my knowledge owning a website is a pretty expensive thing for one person to own

[@AcidBaby98]

Lol $75 a WEEK? Wtf that's literally like $1.15 an HOUR to watch 4 small children for 13hours a day 5 days a week. That's insane. Who would do actually apply for that?

[@jobhunter5090]

an illegal imigrant who can't get a job in a real buisness due to the harsh laws and punishments for hiring one or possibly a homeless person looking to raid a kitchen and watch tv after getting out of rehab. Otherwise nobody ad probably went unanswered.

[@largestella7996]

I'm guessing... nobody??

[@Kirasanban]

Oh No haha it reminds me of the time my grandmother gave me $100 so I could “pay for college.” It was sweet but I’d have also needed a time machine to go back far enough for that to cover the cost of a degree (which would have been a time women weren’t allowed to go to college anyway).

[@sfsaviation]

Kirasanban or you could go forward in time till the bill is worth thousands of dollars due to how old it is and how good condition it is

[@PrinxeGaming_]

It's actually 86¢ Yes she literally wanted that person to work for 86¢

[@mochaccino3281]

“If they live with parents they don’t need money”. So this is how you end up with men in their 40’s demanding free porn art from teenagers. “But Snickerdoodle and I are in love and you don’t even care 😭”

[@gav1049]

Mochaccino Unrealistic. Not enough emojis.

[@yoshishuhaist]

English!

[@mochaccino3281]

Samsung User Not everyone demands free art obviously

[@missconstruct6968]

Ashes to nothing. Nah, you just need to say 'freaking' on every other word

[@donloder1]

Samsung User yeah it still gets me on the weirdies that someone puts themselves out to public for drawing NSFW. Dis why I like my favorite Hentai artist to still be unknown to me.

[@Saltine_American]

Medical imaging gets *exposure* every time they flip that switch!

[@jaysonklein6018]

Lol. Yup.

[@thedeejay8008]

“Must be a virgin, I only accept first place” *wheeze*

[@yaashcallicharan1030]

You can't be emo and have 500 friends at the same time

[@Moocow2003]

You're not even wrong

[@juliabrooks8396]

LMAOOO roasted

[@wonderlandartwork3579]

i think he's talking abt myspace friends.

[@ehanviles7498]

And turning from his computer the weary web developer with tears in his eyes turns to his pet tarantula and says “I’m sorry Timmy the tarantula but I can’t have you anymore... I’ve lost bug time...”

[@CritLoren]

spiders are arachnids not bugs :/

[@ehanviles7498]

Son where I'm from bugs can mean any creepy crawly be it insect or arachnid.

[@bums009]

Sloth r/iamverysmart

[@Naruto31132]

you're a proboscis!

[@doobiesnatcher1956]

I'm dying

[@refusingtoconform]

I just wanna believe Bug Time is his company name and he corrected it to big time so he doesn't "give his idea away."

[@zacharywilson9596]

4:01 I read that as "Must be at least 8/10 [years old]" and had to take a moment to breathe.

[@johnshadeslayer7589]

funny how the people who ask for stuff for free like music or art refuse to call it hard work yet are unwilling to do it themselves

[@brandenaebersold8247]

I mean, it's 1 hour for someone with experience versus a couple hundred hours for a beginner to start it. He's saying it's not work because he assumes writing music and playing bass is something the artist enjoys. He could honestly probably find someone willing to do it for free.

[@brandenaebersold8247]

John Shadeslayer If you think about it, there really aren't any good reasons to be rude to someone.

[@johnshadeslayer7589]

Branden Aebersold Well yea ofc 😂

[@Azumongo]

The thing is, projects don't become more or less "work" based on how much someone enjoys working on it. If an artist hates working on a project but still does his best and gets paid 100$ for it, that's fine. If another artist works on that project while having the greatest time of his life he should still get paid the promised 100$ even *if* everyone can tell that he really enjoyed doing it. Taking money for good creative work is more than just a personal decision in my opinion, it's also a statement showing that you believe in the quality of your creative work and feel confident enough to charge an adequate price for it. Also, when you pay someone, like the bass player in this video, for working on something for 1 hour, you're also paying for his front-up investment of time, money and hard work he had to put in in order to get to that level of skill in the first place! That's why highly trained people like doctors are well paid: Because they studied their asses off and worked hard to get there, not because they cut open bodies for half an hour every now and then. All that aside he really might've found someone to do it for free though simply because some people either have high skill and too much free time or because they don't value the little time they have high enough.

[@kuba_mar]

Found it "I Will Destroy Your Business" imgur.com/gallery/eQmMm

[@Brandelwyn]

And how exactly a true genuine emo could have 500+ friends?

[@GorillaBorg]

Because shitkids think social media friends = status.

[@Brandelwyn]

The thing is... I never was an emo myself, but this one right here just feels wrong. Emo are supposed to be all angsty and timid, amirite? Or the point of being an emo got corrupted somehow while getting to Russia?

[@thr2648]

Idk

[@Megapowertooldragon]

Aight boys, this is from an ex emo who used to date an emo, lemme break it down for ya; emos are easiest to find in high schools, a few of them are virgin (including myself and the girl I was dating at the time) they tend to hang out in groups of around 4-5 people, however online can be a different story, you see it’s much easier for an emo to talk over text/message than irl, the most frequented website for emos is Vampire Freaks, where they can reach up to around 30-70 “friends” however they don’t speak to most of them and only add them as friends because they like their profiles or something. Bottom line is, the kid ain’t gettin’ any emo pussy

[@snoopypingas5426]

Not Alpharius I thought Putin banned emo culture to prevent suicide 🤔

[@ArkangelYT]

I think it's really funny that someone literally just asked for a doctor that would work for *exposure.*

[@gregoryfenn1462]

Can’t they just, like, see a radiologist in a hospital? If he needs an X-ray then he should just get a referral from a doctor like anyone else would.

[@voidify3]

I think it was for an album cover not a medical problem

[@screamingalgae9380]

It was satire.

[@MorbidRed]

“Looking for an emo gf with all of these qualities” *cringes in goth*

[@bluejae825]

"Caucasian congregation" is what i'm gonna call all of my family's get-togethers from now on

[@astrangeone]

$10 and all the donuts you can carry. Really? I can make $10 easily at a minimum wage job and I don't have to worry about your "diverse" church goers giving me evil looks for not being born white. Also, ha! I know a lot of really white families and they could be called that...

[@ekoreko4271]

I mean if a church going black person were to see this maybe they'd think $10 and breakfast for their family on a sunday morning isn't too bad.

[@lolallday08]

@@ekoreko4271 We can get that at most diverse mega churches in Memphis, Atlanta, Nashville, & Chicago without being a token. In the name of our dearest lord, Issa Nah. Blackness 3:16.

[@bluejae825]

@@astrangeone w...what?

[@ekoreko4271]

@@lolallday08 Fair enough, I just live in a really white area

[@Freakybananayo]

youre gonna lose. BUG TIME! *swarm of ants and crickets and beetles appear out of nowhere, obliterating the web designer*

[@swordhunter12]

Freakybananayo If you can summon bugs at will you don't need money.

[@yeloandzigtoons3341]

That was possibly the most anti climatic thing anyone could say when begging for something.

[@aaronmarks9366]

fuck yes

[@Athaeus]

A web designer would probably feel worried if you threaten to introduce bugs in their programming.

[@brecklenwant3100]

Calm down, Mrs. Herbert

[@semisadist8072]

I like the idea that radiologists do x-rays for exposure.

[@esperreads8716]

3:50 sounds like a “nice guy” without the insults

[@veridian4433]

$75 a week while working 13 hours a day ok then buddy

[@CaptmagiKono]

With all of the demands, I was actually reading $75 and hour, but then I realized it said week and laughed, then cried a little.

[@Trashproductions2]

CaptmagiKono with all those kids $75 a week is hardly enough.

[@yootantonystark2738]

*Yeh not even Indians would wana work for that money*

[@crunchyboi4591]

Doofus Productions it's complete BS I make 90 to 100 for one day with 3 or more kiddos so 75 a week is a no no.

[@crunchyboi4591]

Zach Arbogast That's their fault for being Chinese. Ha gottem.

[@anistrashcan8536]

Some people make me want to cry.

[@fandimadness]

oke

[@prodhenri]

Same.

[@kos2919]

Ani's Trash Can I just want to punch them in their face

[@izzrainy7410]

Tears are $20

[@anomalous5549]

Some peope make me whant to die

[@smiley8258]

If you're gonna beg for free stuff in your post, at least don't make the post a huge run-on sentence. Or just not make the post at all. That would honestly be better.

[@jessiem1042]

Rainbow Stars the horse lady ticked me off I saw no periods

[@pixelbucket8884]

Or....maybe....don't beg for free stuff unreasonably?

[@Bunny-fv3fl]

LOSING it at my cubicle as "In the Arms of an Angel" plays LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@EmulatorSavvy]

7:45 "I'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit, that doesn't make sense." What? By that logic, it doesn't make sense to pay my carpenter to fix my staircase because it's free to walk on. Were these people dropped as babies or something?

[@Azumongo]

I wonder how those people think free-to-play games are made from a financial perspective... "Wait, you want me to pay you for writing thousands of lines of code for a game that's free? Nonsense!"

[@ColtonWatson]

They're missing out, BUG TIME

[@marlonyo]

if the site is truly free then how is that a million dollar idea

[@EmulatorSavvy]

A fitting punishment for that mouth breather.

[@kos2919]

NebulaDreams They have this weird logic that some people are not just worth paying for. For them drawing is so easy artists don't worth paying for.

[@O1NKery]

''work'' that triggered me more than it should have

[@Azumongo]

Nothing more triggering than ignorant people putting quotation marks around things they don't understand. Like when the media talks about e-"sports" because they can't comprehend the concept in the slightest. Or people talking about "art" or "music" just because it's not their favorite genre etc.

[@O1NKery]

indeed!

[@kos2919]

Pete You will be surprised how many people still thinks that being an artist is not considered a job even when they rake a lot of money from their job. I remember this awkward interview between a fan and the singer Ricky Martin and she asked if he's going to get a real job soon. It was awkward since Ricky got millions from his songs.

[@O1NKery]

yeah I hope people will grow up already..

[@meekeen]

I listen to quite a few different 'reading out subreddits' videos but Sorrow TV is the only one that makes me absolutely howl with laughter. Such a talent for comedy and voices 😂

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

That babysitter one is messed up. I took a job babysitting 4 kids for the ENTIRE summer (about 8-10hrs a day, 5 days a week) and only got paid $150 a week, and that was me being generous. I should've asked for more, but I was 16 and it was for my former youth pastors.

[@assailant8722]

It amazes me how little people respect artists. I've tried to learn how to draw before, and as someone who never got good at it, it is REALLY difficult and takes a lot of time and work, and yet people just assume they'll do whatever they want. I have a girlfriend who's an artist, and I almost never ask her to draw something for me, and on the rare occasion that I do, I always assure her that I'm willing to talk prices with her. She has done it for free (the perks of an artist girlfriend), but I always assure her I'm willing to pay if she wants. Artists are not your slaves. Respect them.

[@eh9317]

Wholesome post

[@themechanicalvee5244]

This post's kinda heartwarming in a strange sorta sense haha

[@margaret5726]

Agreed. I follow many artists, and it sucks that they have to post about this quite often.

[@nonubusiness]

I wanted to become an artist when I was a child. THEN they kept having all those 'starving artists" sales on tv. Scared me right outta my dream.

[@DoveAlexa]

@nonubusiness, yeah same. It's really good to hear a partner willing to pay their partner for work, that's really kind of amazing.

[@DIDDLOTIC]

You're gonna lose... B U G T I M E

[@jaguar123987x]

no pay, no work bitch BUG TIME!

[@berserk-_-majay4104]

*big time

[@owenurban5122]

*big time rush

[@tiagodarkpeasant]

the best place to commit a mistake, in the all caps word

[@mrkiky]

You just lost my million dollar idea which is a website that will be free to visit.

[@astropretzel]

As an artist, the “make me free art” makes me really salty.. Would you work for free for a business? Probably not. This is lowkey triggering me haha

[@jaysonklein6018]

Also salty from that.

[@nightmancometh1062]

"I own horses as my husband is in the Army." Even in the Army, the cavalry no longer rides horses.

[@rhapsodyman2000]

Nightman Cometh Unless you’re part of the cavalry honor guard.

[@andyfatpants8483]

She owns horses to satisfy her needs while her husband is away.

[@TopTierTrashman]

Darn. I hate it when the Nightman cometh.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@andyfatpants8483 this is the worst thing anyone could have commented on this post

[@shdhfbf412]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 *best

[@MrBuns-yi2hk]

If you put out a written advertisement asking to hire a man who can read, I am pretty sure that only people who can read will respond.

[@beastmasterbg]

😂

[@Aquaquake]

Responded above, but... Someone can read it and then pass that offer verbally to someone who might or might not be able to read well.

[@trackerjacker0]

What does this comment say, I can't read?

[@Always.Smarter]

Woow, did you figure that one out all by yourself?

[@darkracer1252]

there are so many ways for people to know what is written there without reading it. it's litterally bullshit what you said

[@jayzenitram9621]

Gee I can't wait to put my college degree to work taking care of four brats for 13 hours a day for a whole $15

[@kylem1112]

AND YOU BETTER DAMN WELL GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY!

[@LyingPrauses]

Jay Zenitram delusional

[@Azumongo]

She just wants the best for her kids for the worst of payments. Like the people buying bootleg gaming consoles for a few bucks from shady sites wondering why they can't run modern games.

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

R.I.P. thanks to James from england

[@moved4751]

THE " BUG TIME " PART STILL CRACKS ME UP FOR NO REASON A YEAR LATER

[@IronicHavoc]

I don't think you could hire a homeless person to babysit for 82 cents an hour. EDIT: $1.15 an hour. Did 7 day week instead of 5. Still insane.

[@contradictorybleu4284]

TacitIron Hav i don’t know where you got your numbers but it’s actually $1.15/hr cuz 13 hrs/day x 5 days=65 hrs, $75/65hrs = $1.15/hr

[@IronicHavoc]

ContradictoryBleu You're right. I did 7 days a week instead of 5.

[@jojojojojseee]

Dude seriously you could get paid better in a third world country. The one who acceps would get less money than a chinese worker in a sweatshop.

[@MKAnthony0290]

I’ve literally got lowballed at 8$ an hour for two kids. One was an infant and the other was a toddler. I said, “uhhh I’ll do 12$ instead of 15$ but since it’s too kids with an infant I can’t do less.” Hmmmfph WELL people with An actual degree in childcare won’t make 12$ and they sure as hell won’t make 15$. 🙄🙄😂😂 ok.

[@biggreenblob]

$75 a week to watch 4 boys for 65 hours a week????? Would have to pay me like 1200 a week......

[@biomodified]

More than I got for watching five girls around the same ages for the same amount of hours. I also footed the food bill. Family sucks. At least I could teach them to bite their dad as revenge...😁.

[@theo_aetc]

65 hours per week is more than a full time job. what the fuck

[@st.videoss]

...and don't forget all the requirements.

[@madtophatter6853]

I know right, Also If my math is right you are getting paid $2.24 an hour...minimum wage now is like $10 wtf?!?!?!?!?!?

[@despaircheeto8488]

Don't forget they're all under five years old, 4 boys each one at least 5 years old or younger for weeks, holy shit.

[@ommurg5059]

"I like this horse breed cause my husband is in the military" wait do what?

[@babyramses5066]

The Calgary one made me mad considering everyone gets universal health insurance in Canada. So i don't know what that person was on about "give me free things I'm on health benefits" yeah so is everyone else in Alberta.

[@francesca1687]

As a person who keeps horses, does this "experienced owner" not realise that buying the horse is the least expensive part of the whole experience? If you can't afford to buy it, I doubt you can afford to look after it properly.

[@ghostlyhousehorrors]

Francesca all the food, horse items and medical care needed will be more than what the horse cost

[@Gloomysushiroll]

Marcy Jones I’m not a horse owner or anything, but I think horses are very hard to keep in good health? Quite silly to ask for a horse you can’t afford, if you ask me.

[@martiqueheisler5959]

My thoughts exactly.

[@DemMedHornene]

Horsegirl doesn't know what comma or period is. Also, Sorrow, I hope you read all of that in one breath, otherwise I'll seriously question your dedication to the craft.

[@kesorangutan6170]

Do you want to kill Sorrow?

[@tunnelsnake420]

*bircan doğaroğlu* you fool! There is no known ways to kill sorrow!

[@Ice-cd7jj]

Dude, show some respek, they just want a free horse worth around 20 grand...

[@dbgrfdg]

you could clearly hear the cuts on some of the takes.

[@bp837]

Gay

[@dashcamandy2242]

8:08 - World's Longest Run-On Sentence, and a stunning impression of Bruce from Family Guy. (Oh noooo! I knooowww!)

[@simo7466]

Hello my son wakes up 4 times at night so give me google pixel 2 smartphone and google assistant Because apparently google assistant and google pixel phone solve all problems

[@jaysonklein6018]

Also, ya know the baby was 6 months old. They're GOING to wake up multiple times throughout the night. Lolol She's such a LAZY begging chooser.

[@laurelcook9078]

The horse one had me laughing because no one in their right mind would give her a free horse. Go to auctions and buy them off the truck.

[@Dragonemperess]

Even worse, it's a Friesian. Those aren't horses you can just find at auction. They average $25,000, definitely not something to just give away.

[@krystatinyy9652]

Laurel Cook omg your profile picture is so cute lol

[@astrangeone]

I mean, she has a couple of horses. She could just sell them, and buy an actual Friesian horse.

[@Dragonemperess]

@@astrangeone Maybe, but I doubt it. Fresians are like the Porsche of the horse world. She's asking for a free Porsche!

[@cheesypickles6254]

@Dragonemperess I mean technically she could by a foal with the money she made off of selling a couple horses. Friesian foals cost under $10k. It’s the grown and trained ones that cost more.

[@papierboa]

Person: Selling for 50 dollars Person 2: free?!? Person: no? Person 2: ):(

[@ItsNotakin]

*>:(

[@Jason-eo1rh]

I'm from Romania 🚪🔒 🎉 🎧 🎶

[@Feliciatanktop]

Literally a summary of selling on Mercari

[@VHwitTheVids]

Tiddies

[@stinky6832]

O /):(\ | |

[@NikK0las]

"I'm a long time horse owner since my husband is in the military"...hold up...

[@aubreyh1930]

Ceremonial cavalry unit maybe?

[@coolunusual]

That BUG TIME was amazing lol. Like completely over your own feet after making a threat

[@maimunamay6198]

"Must be able to read"

[@tylerkrause5936]

Maimuna May sorry i dont understand what your message says

[@Icetea-2000]

Dawn of Weirdos Jesus Christ, how about watching the video

[@kingmezna]

Le funny meme he’s making a joke because you need to be able to read to read the job offer silly billy

[@maimunamay6198]

Le funny meme r/whoosh

[@Icetea-2000]

Well what can I say Fuck

[@MRSLAV]

Dude, you have an angel voice.

[@perussi_gaming4459]

Yeah, he does No homo

[@pickletickler1026]

I fucked an angel

[@keyking2]

To be fair angels are pretty fit. I'd bang one.

[@keyking2]

+stockart whiteman You mean Puttis right? Cherubim are fucking massive Lion/Bull bodied angels with four heads.

[@grapesauce1205]

2:00 made me moist 😤😤😤😎

[@mikeybaihn5692]

Id like to point out sorrow tv has an amazing singing voice, so talented. I could listen to him all day

[@AngelTheAngel115]

0:29 the voice he does for the guy that wants to buy sounds like a old talk radio person