r/Comedyheaven | please don't talk to me again

[@tiredcoffee9801]

“Does this work with a red shoe?” “ *n o* “ Can confirm, it doesn’t work with a red shoe.

[@Andre6k57]

“Ladies and gentlemen, we got him”

[@smichel869]

Nice

[@smichel869]

Not nice

[@lukathurinn7906]

@The Sneezing cheese Nicen't

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

i tryd with a Black shoe and it worked

[@ghost-ro1fx]

"Does skittles support trans rights?" "no" Lexi is now sad

[@whyers4782]

You bot?

[@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111]

@@whyers4782 Are you a bot though? and better yet am I a bot?! Are we all bots?! On a scale for 1 to 10 how concerned should I be?

[@ghost-ro1fx]

@@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111 Oh gosh

[@whyers4782]

@@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111 his name convinced me that he is a bot, you gotta chill

[@whyers4782]

@@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111 jesus christ take chill pill man you got triggered didnt even pulled the trigger on my scoped m4a1

[@Levii_animates]

The way he was denying the birdseed sounds like he’s in denial

[@staceymulligan6486]

*_what ya gonna do? Eat me? Better make it count. Better tear me to shreds. Your small little bird beak is so pathetic._*

[@distant1334]

Ah a fellow animator

[@mayoactual2065]

@@staceymulligan6486 mmm no

[@landsbergnascimento3008]

*PULLS OUT HUGE C O K E* Y E S lol im gonna regret typing this soon

[@ArcanineEspeon]

So it's not just my ears that hear that.

[@BlitztheDragon]

"I'm not literally a bird." My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[@revenant8331]

Robin can’t fool me. He says he isn’t a bird, but that is what a bird would say!

[@russ5095]

Yes

[@lyslay01]

We all know that bird means Basic Information Recording Drone, so he’s probably recording all of his video through his bird eyes

[@andysnider6984]

Or Batman's young ward

[@tealblade2994]

Wait, he's called Robin?

[@samugames0]

There's no proof he isn't

[@Banana_Judge]

Fun fact: if Adam and Eve were the first people on earth. That makes everyone a relative

[@pabloca3]

I thought about that when I was 7

[@meep5206]

@@pabloca3 and if they ever got into an argument it will be a world war

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

@@pabloca3 Same

[@Dracula_slayer]

So... that means my gf is actually just a cousin

[@meep5206]

@@Dracula_slayer OoOOOOoOOOooOh

[@thekrusad3r290]

You know this episode is going to be good when the intro makes you laugh

[@tealoaxolotl5779]

True dat

[@xxghostxx7668]

I AM THE COMMENT DESTROYER EVERY COMMENT I GO IT GETS LESS LIKES

[@louise6093]

Was enuff for me to click

[@astweaverling]

Didn't expect the zipper sound

[@sandwichsenpai2871]

@@xxghostxx7668 ok

[@ckvui1971]

doctor:swearing without censoring Emkay doesnt exist,he cant hurt you swearing without censoring Emkay:8:17

[@macaroniisnice]

Robin: **mentions scp** All the scp fans: *ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES*

[@lifesux1953]

Canonically the S.C.P is owned by no one but the Admins also technically most of the Scps after 3000 are memes such as S.C.P 3008

[@macaroniisnice]

@@lifesux1953 while that's cool I don't really know why ur telling me this

[@lifesux1953]

Me neither

[@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111]

@@lifesux1953 What's your favorite one?

[@lifesux1953]

Idk if say 999

[@mhaddict4793]

I absolutely NEED a Robin SCP reading channel now

[@aksports8207]

Plot twist: robin is Batman’s sidekick and he does this so he doesn’t have to have people know about the Short shorts

[@staceymulligan6486]

*_:D_*

[@ahhhhhh124]

DUUUDEE. I was thinkin about this. I know Damien isnt on this channel anymore but i always found it cool that there was a Robin and a Damien. Plot twist their the same person

[@mattayotte8681]

And Corpse Husband is Batman

[@mattayotte8681]

@@ahhhhhh124 WHY DID DAMIEN LEAVE

[@slobbery5292]

You just revealed him man

[@thisisaspa]

"I left class" "good for you, I'm trying to pass" "how to tie your shoes super fast" Nice rhynes, man.

[@nootellah4393]

“I’m not really a bird. I hope you know that-“ Me: **surprise pikachu**

[@smichel869]

Nice

[@smichel869]

Not nice

[@Yatsu00x]

@@smichel869 how do i play arsenal

[@Yatsu00x]

@pikachu with a caprisun i still don’t know what that is

[@Ryu1478]

@@Yatsu00x just shoot and hope that you get a golden knife or gun

[@nordichope7301]

9:58 Fun fact: The set isn't actually an official LEGO set nor was it ever sold, it was created by a Polish artist named Zbigniew Libera(he name is literally on the box). It was designed in 1996, and is Zbigniew Libera's most well-known work. Edit: Should probably mention that despite what the box say LEGO isn't actually affiliated with Zbigniew Libera in any way nor did they condone what he did with they blocks, even going as far as to try and get Zbigniew Libera to destroy his piece. Which is fair considering his piece more or less is slandering LEGOs reputation, as well as technically breaking Copyright.

[@fauxdivinity]

"10 most dangerous kids in the world" shows a 6 yr. old kid with bubblegum tattoos

[@Generatrix]

.

[@bethanymckinney6281]

.

[@waffle7990]

.

[@polish8550]

why

[@polish8550]

i mean why are you guys saying "."

[@gecko2023]

All I’m gonna say, if someone asked me for a naughty picture I’ll grab the overdue assignment from college and send the screenshot of that

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

bruh geckos are naughty enough no picture needed

[@NeocanTheAxolotl]

Robin: You know im not a bird right? Me: I gotta make a phone call

[@bladeoftheruinedking2543]

Hey, somebody knows this meme

[@ronaldiplodicus]

"I'm not literally a bird" Sure Robin, sure.

[@somerandomgameranimator4481]

BTW: the “I don’t hate gays but wtf” video’s context was that the man found an edited picture (from World War II) and it has 4 man putting up the pride flag. He’s talking about how World War II was about courage and bravery and not being gay and that we should write our own history.

[@sergiorubens8475]

Ok

[@emisthem6562]

Alt Title: I Don't Hate Gays and Neither Should You

[@theannoyingdahg]

Good for him

[@VampireQueenAmy]

Accurate title: “I pretend to not be homophobic while saying that a photoshopped image is offensive because it has the pride flag”

[@theannoyingdahg]

@@VampireQueenAmy Well if you were in Iwo Jima and then saw that image photoshopped how would YOU feel?

[@niitsumah]

Plot twist : Robin is literally a bird.

[@r00b27]

"I'm going to go watch gravity falls again" I do that with literally every show, I've watched adventure time like 6 times, I've watched gravity falls about 6 times, and I'm about to re watch The Owl House for a third time some time soon

[@star-yhearts2282]

Same

[@pinkquartz3404]

Same lol

[@carmesancheese007]

Same though, I love ToH

[@cosmiicconcepts]

"IDK man, seems kinda bird to me.."

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

I wish the humans in my forest would never talk again It gets annoying having to listen to them

[@peanutthatsnaps5612]

Hello again

[@unusedacc300]

**Fredbear appears** Fredbear: want me to help

[@martinianagbi6129]

Last I saw you on the exploring series on an scp reading..

[@xalvadora1946]

6:01 - 6:07 made my day. “I left class” “Good for you - I’m trying to pass” “How to tie your shoes super fast!”

[@luvchloeeeee]

Emkay is the only reason I stay alive

[@xoMania_]

Mine too

[@xXDogeNgamerXx]

r u a forest

[@thekrusad3r290]

Same

[@hiimryan2388]

Then please get help

[@dillpickle4833]

You're head looks like white chocolate milk dud..............yum

[@gaming_prism950]

The unzip at the beginning I felt it in the back of my skull and it scared the hell out of me

[@Lob1n]

Emkay posts Everyone:thinks of unfunny joke(like this one)

[@HoodGigglyGoodness]

@The Sneezing cheese I see u everywhere lol

[@HoodGigglyGoodness]

@The Sneezing cheese oh ok thanks

[@daddycloyster4896]

I don't know about everyone else, but I would love it if Robin did SCP readings!

[@AstralExodus]

I would love if Robin does something on the SCP Foundation

[@peanutthatsnaps5612]

Robin is a SCP because he's a talking bird

[@peterhacke6317]

@@peanutthatsnaps5612 An SCP talking about other SCP's. Sounds great!

[@skyriver9525]

They should do r/unexpectedSCP

[@queenblue5025]

What is the SCP?

[@peterhacke6317]

@@queenblue5025 IRL it is a mayority moderated group of horror/fantasy/thriller authors creating their own universe. In the story SCP is an organisation trying to contain varios "anomalies" from influencing the public. Stories for the SCP typically take the form of reports describing the anomaly, it's capture and it's containment proceture.

[@pollution_fan]

0:25 “ and I’m not literally a bird” *Me, holding a I big bird house with a nice inside studio a bed and good food* ....wait your not?.....

[@PixelTheIncrediboxer]

Sorry, I don't listen to people who have danganronpa profile picture

[@silverschmid4591]

*zooms in on trump* "look at that trash!" Nice

[@hisyam1664]

3:17 i personally love jacky chan, hes always positive to his fans, come on, you cant look at that and think thats not wholesome

[@Kool-aidz]

"I'm not literally a bird" ONLY A BIRD PRETENDING TO BE A HUMANOID BIRD THAT ISNT ACTUALLY HUMAN WHICH IS STILL A BIRD WHO PROBABLY WANTS TO BE HUMAN BUT IS STILL A BIRD WOULD SAY THAT

[@fenisku]

the intro already made me laugh

[@colourblindchalk]

**slowly zips back up**

[@xxghostxx7668]

@@colourblindchalk Unzips gun bag

[@hamborgir832]

'Fortnkte' yes I totally think Ur real and also I don't play fortnite

[@colourblindchalk]

@@xxghostxx7668 wai-

[@CRRNCRW]

5:29 My dude went full Gabriel Iglesias mode

[@dolphingirl8324]

Robin in the last episode "I'm your host robin you know like the bird." Robin in this episode " I'm your host Robin and no I dont like bird seed because im not literly the bird I hope you do know that." Me hold up you just said your a bird, shapeshifter? I'm confused and I hope someone can explain this to me.

[@trashpanda9380]

Day 4 of asking Robin to open with "I'm the robin that leaves you throbbin'."

[@t2hk_]

If anyone asks me for a "naughty" picture I'll just show them a picture of shoplifters.

[@beverleihill]

i just send a dog eating a pillow lmao

[@at1laztheaveragefurry]

I send a extreme feminist tweet

[@GM.Nobody]

I'll send Jesus on a cross

[@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111]

okay :3 may I have a "naughty" picture please? :3

[@t2hk_]

@@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111 No.

[@SaikooPos]

The title: “please don’t talk to me” Me: “Emkay”

[@Julian-lz5pd]

As a Kum & Go employee I'm so proud our company's Twitter goes so hard

[@JakauYT]

6:45 DID HE NOT SEE THE FACE ON THE LEFT OR DID HE JUST IGNORE IT LMFAO

[@raydotink]

Oh god... This is gonna be chaos aint it Edit: it was chaos what the-

[@sebafa0911]

Blursed comment

[@VeeBee130]

Robin: I'm not literally a bird Me: Are you sure about that

[@gavinhunter3287]

At 0:20 my hopes of a pet robin, destroyed

[@doodleplayer4014]

"Green and salty just like my nuts" Me: **rolls over laughing**

[@sam4gaming135]

9:55 fun fact: lego gave licences to an artist to produce a lego set and this is what they came up with, and as expected lego was pissed and had to go through a bunch of legal action to stop the set from being produced.

[@drredacted2700]

Robin if ur reading this btw scp are categorised by how likely they are to escape like meter means they will try to escape a lot and safe means they won’t try to escape

[@thegamingeagle4737]

That zipping noise at the begging made me chuckle in my head.

[@sel.7710]

“That guys like 47.” *me looking at my battery*: what a coincidence.

[@justsomeguywithguns159]

1:52 oh! You want it to be over!? Well I have a solution for you! Its called a shotgun!

[@Hunnybun87]

When he said that he wasn’t an actual bird I died then came back to life without that sentence in my memory

[@WeegeSeries]

ROBIN doing scp reading hmmmmm I WANT IT

[@jeannepixel4692]

Robin is not literally a bird, he is a Fire Emblem protagonist.

[@ernestsanchez6712]

7:01 according to WatchMojo, that 'chocolate' is actually water with I'm pretty sure is paint? (I don't remember much) don't worry, the actor is perfectly alive and well! (I think)

[@adventureboy7855]

Plot twist:the grinch nuts are really just he’s homemade nuts

[@peytonturbyfill804]

1:05 it feels like fallout new vegas, with the happy trails caravan. After you leave for the dlc and do a lot of quest. By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down, yea, we wept, when we remembered Zion. Remember, O Lord, The Children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem who said, "Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation." O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed. How happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us. Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

[@notagoodanimator1352]

Emkay : I’m gonna watch gravity falls Me: I see your a man of culture yourself

[@chosenmaple99]

4:21 I don’t remember it either *Probably because I didn’t exist until the late 2000s*

[@watticusj.r.4380]

Can anyone else imagine robin being a bird at a computer just reading internet memes

[@WhyHeEepy]

8:50 I would *pay* for him to do Creepypasta and SCP readings. The only problem is that I don't have money.

[@skyriver9525]

I would too. And I do have money.

[@Dmazza99]

5:32 you went from cool dude to one of JFK’s dad from Clone High

[@davidmorrish9110]

11:57 nintendo has actually proven that he's 5' 11"

[@meggytari9888]

That's also incorrect. Mario has been proven to be 5' 5". Luigi is slightly taller at 5' 7".

[@davidmorrish9110]

@@meggytari9888 they confirmed it with mat pat, he's 5'11"

[@fancy9416]

Please say "My name is Jack, and i just had a rash"

[@GspaceH]

8:42 you want a scp channel? Please do that... although you could get hunted down and either killed or taken captive so no

[@giannycrazy9865]

0:18 i thought there was a talking bird behind that mic until robin said there isint

[@Bigfoot_With_Extra_Stuff]

Will the real fortnkte account please stand up

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

@The Sneezing cheese then it better be in a wheelchair

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

@The Sneezing cheese oh wait I misread the title this isnt r/cursedcomments If hes sitting i hope its bcuz hes trapped under a litter of sleeping purring kittens 🤗 _Shit_ this isnt r/aww either. Oh well.

[@notacow6995]

Is nobody talking about that adorable murderous duck at 1:44?

[@flowerstan5616]

“I’m the real fortnite” The account: fortnkte

[@HerMoisture]

Helo yes im am the real fortnkte

[@cataclysmkataklysm]

It would be much better him writting fork'n'knife

[@arvy7513]

12:27 "So long as all the text in the background is still just a bunch of sushi recipes and we're good" Me: *runs to watch the matrix*

[@talanlowien8827]

0:12 WTF ROBIN

[@jaredcastro579]

Robin, the more you protest to not being a bird, the more I want to send you bird seeds

[@flipper-b8858]

Emkay: "Imagine openly admitting you're a Nazi" Me: **slowly retreats into the shadows** It's just a joke, I'm not a Nazi.... I'm just a fascist

[@HillBilly_Urbex]

a little sus if u ask me lol

[@crusty.pizzaface5721]

That thumbnail KILLED ME

[@spleens4200]

I WOULD SUPPORT ROBIN READING SCP I’m not yelling, just trying to get attention!

[@gemmashellfirewolf124]

Have you lost count of everything you can't do?

[@spleens4200]

@@gemmashellfirewolf124 well I don’t have to worry about it since it’s not considered a canon process

[@peanutthatsnaps5612]

I want Robin to quit his channel so he can read scp readings

[@skyriver9525]

This needs to happen. Lexi also knows about SCP. They need to start reacting to SCP subreddits.

[@martinianagbi6129]

Pls, time stamp?

[@awesomestyles]

6:01-6:07 My man's out here being the reincarnation of Dr. Seuss

[@pikutastic]

Day 4 of DMing random people and saying, “Hey there Sexy I’m Lexi”

[@user-yo1dl3rc6c]

Please don't stop

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

please go on

[@TheBestRedditDaily]

Day 5: Why are police at my door

[@embreadiment]

Day 6 purgatory

[@T.h.e.T.i.n.o]

@The Sneezing cheese Day 8: not him

[@ineedcoffeenowplease6325]

My bird went crazy when Robin started talking, he knows your secret Robin

[@captainnoodlehead1045]

“He died at the age of 1 due to cocaine overdose” Me:Since when are children allowed to have cocaine

[@maija_]

my teacher actually once said that if you pronounce "schoology, as schooaligy" then he wants you to know that when somebody is climbing up the walls of you're house with hammers that it is just him. he also says that he has two hands, multiple hammers, and we only have one head, so we are outnumbered. such a great teacher, we all know he is joking of course but this reminded me of that at the end of the episode lol

[@MopyMerc]

Fun fact: people who say first have not watched not video-

[@mihf772]

Robin: im not literally a bird Me: what other lies have the fan art has been telling me

[@DaBestNub]

It’s pronounced ‘School-uh-gee’ And it’s terrible

[@thechaosambassador]

I like it

[@mysnicvre]

@@thechaosambassador you're not human

[@beachfish6589]

Good to know my school is not the only one that uses schoology

[@biohazarddetected792]

ham biscut

[@officialkingstik]

11:50 I've been saying it wrong my whole life. It's not a stingray, it's a TAZER NAPKIN.

[@sensei2233]

Ya

[@BartholomewWiggum]

Ayy gg

[@BartholomewWiggum]

We have a winner

[@Beware_of_Meh]

Well what’s good broski

[@Rai_Nuada15]

Cool your first

[@The_Bug_Lord]

Robin: *I am not the Robin!* Everyone else: *HE IS THE ROBIN!*

[@waxlouis976-EVL]

Huh this is the first time I've been this early 🤣

[@mugenjoyer-j9l]

I can’t stop laughing at that FREAKING TITLE

[@ezraf.7759]

5:25 that pufferfish didn't really die, he figured out how to use Twitter AEGH

[@HopePapernacky]

4:06 what are memes like this called? Whenever I search “AMA memes’ I get completely unrelated stuff.

[@alliaz9357]

At 9:28 Micky mouse has another episodic mental breakdown and starts saying nonsense

[@dragonfolly6908]

"And no I don't like bird seeds" I payed money for these and i dont even have a bird. *You will eat them.*

[@simphony_1849]

"And no I don't like bird seeds." Me: *Mission failed... We'll get him next time.*

[@kinrovaldis5122]

I love when you're referencing the SCP Foundation.

[@xenia_fox_girl]

1:59 I ponder my being in this mortal world but feel delighted at the thought of saucy italian food as well

[@viupcake8062]

Omg the text in the EmKay fanart for this one was genius I wish they thought of that for the actual movie.

[@rosedevq]

7:39 when you fail the "are you a robot" test:

[@yubi9215]

robin called quavo "qwavo" and it killed me lmaoo

[@kamilslup7743]

4:48 man omegle is a gold mine for porn scripts