r/Cursedcomments | YOO BEZOS WILL BRAISE IT!!

[@someshmuck8603]

Out of context EmKay *”IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS”*

[@sopcannon]

I heard Motley Crue with my vampire hearing

[@lavonnegreene8911]

Bloody spies

[@2wodrqwoa]

Sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory video

[@emilyyy_idk]

8:18

[@ezrahendren6666]

hmmm narzi

[@necroette]

Teacher: *keeps students after the bell rings as punishment * Me: *keeps 25 teachers in my basement as punishment for that one teacher that sent me extra homework in middle school *

[@inkbow473]

Your doin good

[@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266]

Yes, this is how Cursed comments works, wd! Comment 100 Curse 1000

[@imbored3063]

i got 25 kids in my basement because one annoyed me

[@SuperDzack]

Cursed 100

[@galaxy.2763]

*mmmMMmM* no

[@edgewastaken2432]

Robin: how many natzi memes have I seen. Me; all of them

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

Me to mkey: you just need to rewatch what camp are you living in

[@flamingcat1101]

How many nazi memes have you seen? How many loafs of bread have you eaten in your life?

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

@Xavier Quesada you were 2 wars to late

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

@Xavier Quesada i will look how you will gasp thrue window of gas cam

[@Daubeny_the_dubious]

@@flamingcat1101 H E Y B A B Y

[@calebstone6583]

This was indeed the most cursed compilation of commentary in the series. I can’t believe Robin held out that long!

[@eggdogthedog3260]

I never thought Id see the day when Robin would have a catchphrase called: IT ALL COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS!!!

[@bowenwerner3085]

I feel bad that Robin has to deal with all the Nazi Jokes, it’s like they’re “Robin” him of his identity

[@azul-currymagician4909]

GOD DAMN

[@johnnym1209]

Bruh

[@Lumeotheceooftheotterkind]

Take my approval and stay.

[@pronghorn9617]

You sound like a someone who would break a window to see outside.

[@Randomtiredartist]

Take my like, take it you deserve it

[@lizzardbob6561]

“I don’t cook 4 racists” So do they cook three or five instead?

[@ashy2021]

I think they cook the kids first

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

@@ashy2021 nah they cook the fetuses

[@melon5394]

Nah

[@melon5394]

They cook the ones that look like teriyaki chicken

[@rammytherat7974]

they all taste like teriyaki

[@kyuu2]

my favorite part is just hearing how done Robin sounds when he sees an overused/unfunny edgy joke lmao.

[@SOURBXMB]

OH MY GOD THAT PFP

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

I like how he says “ricky tastes awesome!” In such a sonic-y voice.

[@Certified_Goofballin]

Out Of Context This Is Disturbing

[@udfdsfrgfdrgfd]

@@Certified_Goofballin i do not remember commenting this

[@Certified_Goofballin]

@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Well You Did

[@gone_mad-tryagainlater]

​@@udfdsfrgfdrgfd**Heartaches begins playing, slowly turning into It's Just a Burning Memory**

[@UnexSpecter]

As an Amazon worker I must protest; grinding up employees takes up too much money

[@calebstone6583]

You’re next.

[@awesomestyles]

Day 30 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jacque: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

[@strawbxrrypanic_]

Who would be good for r/nothowgirlswork?

[@awesomestyles]

strawbxrry That subreddit? Hmm... Jack or Lexi.

[@drumkid8395]

Lexi deserves to do r/wholesomememes

[@awesomestyles]

Drum Kid She has. Twice now.

[@drumkid8395]

@@awesomestyles ik that’s why I want it

[@alexandermendoza381]

I must thank emkay for helping me in my english fluidity, at least at hearing and talking Edit: bruh, this comment has that many likes? Damn

[@LordZefhnir]

@@jonatansvar8076 wow

[@DenEbony]

@@jonatansvar8076 ok 9 year old

[@schneesturm5303]

Omg sameeeee

[@miguelcarvalho5122]

Same!

[@posttacobelladventure9116]

Im a terrarian

[@JustAKnight]

I'm just glad Robin is honest with his disgust and disapproval of cursed comments Edit: Wow, 100 likes, I thought I was gonna get roasted for this take tbh

[@gamerfish5820]

100th

[@ilikeminecraft1685]

:P

[@SanLelo09]

That is because he is *WEAK*!

[@gamerfish5820]

@@SanLelo09 .

[@peterp516]

But theyre honestly hilarious

[@bisexualmess1137]

"you can't look up while sticking out your tongue" me: TURNS HEAD TO CEILING AND STICKS OUT TONGUE

[@theawsomecheese9714]

The good/silly ending

[@rayaraptor3611]

10:10 kids at my school tried to tease each other by calling them autistic little did they know the reason i was so hyper and wild during free time was because of both adhd and autism no one in my school called me autistic they called everyone but the actual autistic person autistic i can't stop thinking about that now

[@drlarrymitchell]

GODZILLA HAD A STROKE TRYING TO READ THIS AND FUKING DIED

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Accidental Natural 20 on stealth streak?

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Mojo Jojo is a true Powerpuff Girl, he doesn't want to admit it though

[@despairfulidiot]

All the other ones are fake

[@k3cplayz335]

*Insert funny reply*

[@wingedragon]

I AM SCARED NOW

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

Same goes for gitler

[@chahko8303]

13:13 @Kim Jong-un

[@ーテイル]

Robin, My dear Robin... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN THE SENTENCE 'jesus wanted to meet them too' WENT TROUGH YOUR HEAD? THAT WAS EVEN MORE CURSED THAN THE POST!

[@galaxy.2763]

What time stamp was it?

[@galaxy.2763]

Oh nvm its 6:29

[@dirkeee]

Dont get it

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

It wasn't a cursed response, both parties wanted to meet up and chat. *Forever.*

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Thank you Pomeranian doggo for staring into all our souls

[@fifervonpiper6707]

EmKay casually became a naturally-born southerner as he read that furry meme

[@marilikeshikarihoraki]

Petition to give robin a week straight of r/Cursedcomments

[@jab01]

He would prob commit a war crime or two

[@SanLelo09]

Yes please.

[@Frostfern94]

Signed

[@awesomestyles]

r/cursedcomments and the worst of r/memes.

[@awesomestyles]

And just for the heck of it, throw in a Gacha Life Cringe.

[@ch0asu472]

Thankfully EmKay there were not in fact 4 Powerpuff girls, but rather 3 girls and 1 powerpuff guy, for his power hardens and then "Puffs" the invisible dog. ❤❤🦮🦮❤❤

[@RucaDoo]

r/wsh

[@memelord3986]

@@RucaDoo not really, they’re just giving a plausible explanation

[@danieljones6304]

Sometimes I imagine that the huge eyes anime girls have are actually flat and covers the front of their skull, but not large enough to cover the entire front of the skull.

[@Koukster]

r/TIHI

[@murdermeoninterchange]

r/wtf

[@Yatsu00x]

like a spidermans mask

[@alwayswatching5545]

I wanna draw this

[@lightyagami3845]

Wth man

[@darealmrman2266]

2:15 Me, who uses a hose: "I AM FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU!"

[@CourierCat-isGod]

YOU USE A WHAT?

[@darealmrman2266]

@@CourierCat-isGod yea I use a hose. Tp is quite disgusting

[@Experiment121Archive]

13:16 - Bruh that guy has a Clownpiece pfp, absolute legend.

[@jellsies]

I see you are a man of culture as well

[@Griffin050A1t]

FUN FACT: You have almost definitely swallowed a human tooth at some point and it may not have been your own

[@TheTrueXaver]

Uhh is there a reason?

[@DanDoesStuffs]

I mean, I have. Though it was my own, I am sure.

[@cupio-stardust]

Never in my life would I have thought I’d read something like this.

[@themadhatter7416]

I’m very confused

[@MissRusababy]

w h a t

[@magentamovie6520]

4:25 THIS is not true, it came from a JacksFilms video where he made fake facts.

[@atomicpunch1990]

Dude! No way 😂!!!

[@F1NN1SH]

According to article 33 in the fourth convention, the treaty states, “No protected person may be punished for an offence he or she has not personally committed.” Meanwhile in article 50 of the same convention, it states, “No general penalty, pecuniary or otherwise, shall be inflicted upon the population on account of the acts of individuals for which they cannot be regarded as jointly and severally responsible.” So by the letter of the treaty, this is correct but you can not call the teacher a war criminal if the school isn’t engaged in a war and likely isn’t located in an occupied territory.

[@wheatleythe_bigmoron_1179]

@@F1NN1SH nice

[@ORIONVIIXI]

Ur just making that up so your students don't blame you for a war crime

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@F1NN1SH the Geneva convention only applies in war

[@Komunisticky.Zaluzie]

8:40 I am gonna count it for you mate. It'l be under the next r/CursedComments

[@TheTrueXaver]

More like madlads

[@gayce6662]

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving once You need a parachute to go skydiving twice

[@k4yblessed]

14:00 me and my friends have already made that joke up everytime you shoot the gun, instead of a bang, its a moan

[@sam_w1709]

My friend: Yo u found any virgins yet? Me: *looks on reddit* hundreds...

[@WordofSil]

h

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

Funny how a virgin is making fun of other virgins.

[@MiniaturePaintingGerman]

Thousands........ no millions

[@awesomestyles]

69 likes,,,, epic!

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

No more 69

[@CultOfMystical]

Robin is always the one suffering, yet he makes us all suffer for revenge

[@optimisticnihilist7705]

" i don't cook 4 racists" But they taste good tho, especially the black one.

[@ra_alf9467]

Hmm.. Chocolate

[@CarterHax]

@@ra_alf9467 r/cursedcomments

[@AltF-io3dy]

The black ones are a little too overcooked imo

[@sergeanthecker8091]

@@AltF-io3dy yeah

[@violetmarinaayis]

1:56 生理 can mean a lot of things depending on what it's combined with. On its own it means physiology or physiological (something like that); basically related to the body. Menstruation is only one of the things, it's got a lot to do with blood for some reason when I read it in context. I think I saw it in the context of erection too. Definitely wouldn't get that tattooed either way.

[@abbyweichman444]

Dude I literally died laughing when he yelled "IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THE NAZIS, ALWAYS"

[@UwU-ye2hy]

I am not holy anymore.

[@13thfullmoon3]

You never were.

[@plasma2005]

All I know is I'm not going to heaven after this

[@InsertGoodNameHere-wj7zj]

You never where. Pathetic

[@thepofam2]

*worshiping the UWU*

[@grumpy7793]

Well judging from your pfp and name...

[@Ray-xl8jv]

Guys here's a game we can play. It's called. Guess the owner of the voice as they all sound the same. Edit: Except Lexi.

[@k3cplayz335]

Except lexi

[@Ray-xl8jv]

@@k3cplayz335 Yeah. Defiantly except lexi.

[@Ruby-Doc]

*_[this might be cursed, but y'all are BLESSED]_*

[@ranjela455]

Y'all might be Blessed but im *Depressed*

[@giorodriguez2291]

@@ranjela455 same

[@bigbussenfishyshart6975]

Yall might be depressed but I’m going to *kill my self*

[@lollo_C]

R blursld

[@13thfullmoon3]

Thank you.

[@KBJade39]

The beautiful thing about school is that I want to do anything but what I need so I briefly considered how much effort it would be to watch all of Robin's EmKay videos and make a chart of the different topics

[@luckyilyducky]

6:24 whoever came up with that one is a pure genius had me DYING laughing

[@sethcataudella3146]

Oh, harder than you’d ever believe. It comes out like a jet-stream.

[@synthestesia654]

Trump and Biden should have a third debate over Discord.

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

Biden: makes good point Trump: .mute @Joe_Biden#2020

[@bigfoot2639]

i wanna see that happen live

[@furryrage5670]

YEEEES

[@InkyOwOComics]

I may not be first I may not be second People who comment first Satan's presence you've beckoned

[@RedolentEagle]

first

[@bagelmangarcia1510]

Second

[@Expo.3000]

Fourth

[@thanosthegrape8642]

@@Expo.3000 Fifth

[@TyvgpuOernxre]

Sixth

[@themadhacker9376]

"alexa: what is the maximum diameter of a human butthole" *Me, running over to hit the mute button on my echo" NO NO NO NO NO!

[@primrose6732]

5:43 triggered my Alexa thank you EmKay my dad was in the next room and the Alexa was at max volume because it was playing music earlier

[@VixieStickz]

Day 121 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

[@davve23]

make this the top comment everyone

[@k3cplayz335]

And so Shall I (Woops I mean *Insert funny reply*)

[@kostan55]

Get my help, stranger

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

100th Like for no reason lol.

[@gayce6662]

I love the fact that that’s a thing

[@chihirofujisaki9520]

emkay is always so fun to watch and makes me laugh every day .don’t stop making people laugh.

[@militaryprovidence230]

I love these memes while i do online classes

[@HelloThereSir0]

I like how when it says don’t forget to subscribe, it shows them unsubscribing

[@nahjustaverage]

8:43 But out of EVERY joke on EmKay EVER it is about 46%

[@aMEZAingDom]

I just randomly got on KZbin, I didn’t even get the notification, perfect timing👌

[@TosinMemes]

Me: the dog was bald Everyone: hold up

[@theamazingincrediblespider9689]

Thank you for the "Uncle Touchy's Nake Puzzle Basement" reference. You are now my favorite.

[@Kiwamare]

3:52 OH STEP SPONSOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[@Even_littlerB]

14:26 the funniest part is that it implies demons use Reddit

[@rileykaanoi1297]

Haha I now have a reason to watch every Emkay video with Robin in it

[@mayormaynothavedoneathingo1540]

13:14 well... My reddit prof pic is Carl wheezer t-posing

[@moandpho2552]

My Reddit pfp is my dog…

[@muffernut]

Shit...

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

13:23 no clownpiece dont

[@DoubleRainbows667]

Clownpiece, you already gave us hell. Just don't, clownpiece.

[@PointFear]

Yes

[@FrisktheBunny]

Actually the dog is the emergency toilet paper delivery guy.

[@megangibbs4158]

0:48 oh man about a month ago I think 70 people in Kentucky wound up as Amazon meat packs from that tornado RIP.

[@oofdelarobloxlogue8890]

4:52 i just realised why he grabbed the scissors what the fu-

[@dhs0801]

13:31 This guy who tweeted this is now the coach for a pro esports team.

[@Pyram1dd]

4:21 oh hey look it’s jacksfilms

[@crackheadjesus2327]

5:28 actually kermit did 911, In the 2002 TV film “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie”, there’s a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn’t really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren’t there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.

[@Person_Alive]

what

[@crackheadjesus2327]

@@Person_Alive since this is over to comments I'm unable to stutter

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

No, Garfield did 9/11

[@twiztidfreekshow199]

I'm late but the ending Patton Oswalt quote got me more than anything else XD Thank you for the videos! Love your faces!

[@stevenchen995]

In Chinese the works 生理 means physiology or physiological. It seems more logical if that guy thought of those as Chinese characters rather than Japanese character

[@Insertoriginalname.]

I just finished watching a Cursed Comments.

[@vibinginpain]

What a coincidence me too

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

Lol same.

[@tumbleweed8293]

The only thing worse than stepping on a lego is falling backwards onto a charger block?

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

Multiple legos

[@swagrum7959]

No. The worst thing you could step on would have to be a nuclear landmine.

[@z.b.oakley8467]

6:54 Sounds like something I'd listen to for the meme.

[@worldender4982]

4:15 "I Don't Cook 4 Racists" mista: 😀

[@Victini415]

2:51 Me, remembering that there actually _was_ a fourth girl that perished sadly: *And now you have officially crossed the line, buddy.*

[@james-qw5jz]

L

[@arqm2200]

I'm watching this while drinking orange juice after brushing my teeth what a pleasure it is

[@k3cplayz335]

;-;

[@bigfoot2639]

how does it tastes? i'm glad you're *enjoying* it!

[@cupio-stardust]

At least it’s not pee.

[@arqm2200]

@@bigfoot2639 like mint with orange

[@arqm2200]

@@cupio-stardust damn u must have some gud story there

[@marbenmin5878]

5:35 The diameter of an Amazon Echo is 3.9 inches. I guess I know what I'm doin' tonight...

[@M.Biscuits]

The actual maximum diameter of the human asshole is about 8 inches I think

[@emilyburingrud2]

5:37 my Alexa answered that and I didn’t realize she was turned all the way up by my little brother who wanted to listen to kids bop earlier. yikes.

[@InSammity]

Kids bop haven't heard of that name in years

[@themis467]

time to leave the country

[@人人人人人人人人人]

13:13 WAIT WHY IS IT REALLY GOOD AT IT STO- context: awesome face song. thats all you need to know, look it up and you will get it

[@TurretLuck]

WAIT WHAT

[@coopershisler3042]

I hate when someone says, “Alexa” in their videos and I just hear my alexa go off at full blast at 3 am

[@alexsele3320]

"Oh boy thats a scary thought but its probably true" -emkay 2020

[@eggseventy4905]

I actually said the geneva convention line once, before I learned what the geneva convention actually does.

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

0:59 You do know that Ash and Misty were originally supposed to get together at the end of Indigo League, right? The original ending was a flash forward to Ash and Misty seven years later with a triumphant fanfare playing in the background, their daughter reaching out to take Pikachu's hand.

[@Ryu1478]

7:30 Hey what you doin' step-fly?

[@joshuaclad5057]

Love the Patton Oswalt reference at the end.

[@sins9604]

14:15 ngl that scared me for a hot second

[@rhubb7066]

3:08 Undertale in a nutshell

[@smilemore7431]

1:58 When he said spade I thought he was talking about the spade suit in cards and thought “that’s not really that bad a tattoo” but no he meant spade as in spade and neutered.

[@petrescuework-difficultcas6581]

*spayed. Thought the same though.

[@smilemore7431]

@Xavier Quesada ♠️

[@realchronal]

When he says "shame" at 1:04 it sounds like he's auto tuned

[@marcsimmons3102]

3:30 scientifically on the food chain we are between pigs and anchovies

[@masteroogwayfortubbo8538]

"How many nazi memes have I read?" About 99.999999999999999909% have been nazi memes

[@celestialqueen3289]

5:58 , when you realize superman and super girl are cousins..... O.o

[@supermousepeepeepoopoo64]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@celestialqueen3289]

supermouse thanks for the like! It's the first one I've ever gotten without myself likening it.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

5:19 does he really deserve a popular game as a memorial? He was skating… _in the train track_ Definitely not the brightest bulb.

[@debillington9239]

8:38 All of yours days have just gotten better in this moment. That headlight is the key indicator that this picture contains the joy bringing Kübelwagen

[@dominiktoser8531]

3:16 I HAVE THAT KIND OF VR HEADSET it only works with no controller games

[@Swagpion]

13:20 that is clownpiece a character from touhou, she could be his wifu

[@Bossatron2000]

What has lots of eyes, but can’t see? My Basement

[@coolcat.488]

*oh... oh no...*

[@ahmed4363]

Hol up

[@Itsappuru]

13:52 UwUzi Primary, AheaGlock Secondary

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

5:30 Aww, what a cute kitty:D

[@Nightshade-Aurora]

3:02 that actually makes sense for the Village and Pillage trailer

[@Luckless7127]

8:50 every place is a drive-through if you go quick enough.

[@oscarwillimott9296]

Every place is a colony if you're British enough.

[@digistranger]

i just came back from cleaning my ears and i started watching this video and it feels like robin is just reaching inside my ears with his voice

[@adamudvarhelyi1099]

8:38 Can we just stop and pay respect to the number of upvotes...

[@fatmasterchief8881]

"How hard are you guys peeing?!" To the point to where I can become a rocket

[@AcesInEmbers]

12:00 I just realized that that meme has one of the Joel G characters in it, the person who made ENA aaaand then rvb on top of that