r/Crappydesign | cut hole in table

[@jdg_be]

"I dont wanna plug the wrong thing in the wrong hole!" Sounds... wrong

[@samugames0]

@@yasminelennon542 no.

[@qaizareasonkitshahfaizshah3224]

@@samugames0 yes

[@Nate_The_Crab]

Mmmmm.... tasty~

[@woofalpha9333]

i don't get it

[@qaizareasonkitshahfaizshah3224]

@@woofalpha9333 good

[@TryksterJawbreaker]

i get an inordinate amount of joy from hearing Lexi say “It looks like cheesecake -w-“ she sounds so content

[@zayortiz8431]

Dont u me add mean he

[@its_jasonBSF]

@@zayortiz8431 r/ihadastoke

[@bonkers8135]

@@zayortiz8431 no, i heard that shes transgender so yeah. shes a girl

[@asherdimatteo3317]

Lexi us a girl if so that's fine I just wanna know

[@asherdimatteo3317]

Now that I know I agree

[@Kruhee]

"Why does it look so depressed?" Because it knows where it belongs and that its existence is a mistake... Basically making it just like the rest of us.

[@ThatsInsane_]

True true Pogtato

[@sadistfurret4205]

so um... how’s your day?

[@kaplanix4512]

@@theraccoonasaur3282 r/iamvery smart ?

[@getreadytobeagenius7441]

Factz man these are straight factz

[@ooferboi1902]

When you hear “what’s up sexy I’m lexi” you know the video is going to great

[@hornetisvoider]

Most of the comments i have seen are about people saying people can't be trans

[@mythmage8231]

@@hornetisvoider biologically, they can't. But whatever makes people happy makes people happy, and there is NOTHING wrong with that

[@hornetisvoider]

@@mythmage8231 exactly

[@certifiedclownlala3672]

@@mythmage8231 yes they can, if you go past basic science there is stuff that proves trans people are valid, it's good you are okay with trans people but the first thing you said is not true.

[@raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803]

Me: *starts video* Video: *Lexi talking* Me: *immediate happiness* LEXIIIII

[@someoneworthit]

omgggg sameee its so fucking nice that this meme channel doesnt discriminate against the community :'D

[@spicy_tomato641]

Can confirm

[@TheLexikitty]

hai

[@S01stice_]

Same lmao

[@slash3832]

Lol Same.

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

0:00 (Gibberish) “That’s a really good idea!” “Is it?”

[@TheLexikitty]

yes it was I regret nothing

[@FlyingMonkey187]

@@TheLexikitty lol

[@acidbunny5]

I was pretty confused when she started talking gibberish

[@TheLexikitty]

I'm proud of that opener.

[@FakeSonicGuyAlt]

Hi

[@TheLexikitty]

@@FakeSonicGuyAlt hi

[@TheDuchy-d3h]

Hooray

[@sleepdeprivedstudios8002]

Havent found anyone who said it yet, but "ibis" was for ibisPaint X, which is a really good drawing app for android.

[@dkb06060]

Hi Lexi, it's always lovely to hear your voice again. It puts a smile on my face😊

[@ERWhyte]

That is very nice of you saying that to Lexi

[@ace_hunter7558]

Agreed

[@maxmuller9210]

I enjoy how squeaky and smooth it is at the same time

[@nanaminanachu]

I know right

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

@@maxmuller9210 lol same

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 140 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@mrquakk5663]

you have enlightened me to subreddits i didn't know existed, thank you

[@johnwick2570]

Is it true that you have been going on for 5 months and 20 days?

[@karp652]

Also I think r/forexposure

[@oi_ey6028]

I support

[@awesomestyles]

John Wick I have been doing this for 140 days, yes. In fact, for r/ihadastroke and r/garfieldminusgarfield, I’ve been recommending those for longer.

[@johnnyscocktaeil7875]

Intro: Hi sexy I'm Lexi Me: I'm twelve Edit: And because I love Lexi AKA our sis, I'll take that as a compliment Emmkayy ^~^

[@randomjapsi]

fbi open up

[@jacksonguillory8114]

@Colgate The Hedgehog im 13 and fricking Lmao

[@theemperorofmankind9023]

And Lexi is a woman that doesn’t care, deal with it. it’s a compliment

[@coffee1537]

Nobody said Lexi cared now accept the compliment 💃

[@olivander6990]

You shouldn’t be here if you’re 12, go back to roblox, kid (ngl roblox is pretty cool tho-)

[@theterriblemonarch]

Lexi never ceases to make my happy, she can literally make any situation wholesome and sweet. My sister said she is literally just the female version badboyhalo lmao

[@MC-hm5pc]

Ok

[@evavecek5297]

oh thats the most precious thing and i absolutely agree

[@someoneworthit]

omg i havent watched bbh in such a long time- i barely remember his personality but Y E S

[@Raelexx]

Female? He's male.

[@RatAttack350]

@@Raelexx no she's trans. Male to female

[@boomermike71]

I’m not the only one that read the title as “glory hole in table” because I’m too sleep deprived to read right? Lmfao

[@randomjapsi]

yes i think you were the only one

[@AffyMoon]

Clearly sleep deprived *and* horny

[@wonpilspiano]

I’d like to join your team

[@carsonmcgraw7739]

Umm I read that too

[@loganf4346]

I thought the thumbnail was a trap door

[@rockst.r5]

Lexi: *deep voice* My family: *iS tHaT cOrPsE*

[@Heisenberg000.]

Huh first of all his voice isn’t that deep to be honest I mean it’s pretty deep I guess and also how the fuck does your family know who that guy is he’s this random guy on TickTock that has a deep voice and your whole family knows him

[@fr3yaaaaa1111]

Hes on yt mainly but sure-

[@cat_with_a_rat]

@@Heisenberg000. lexi is a girl... she’s a mtf trans girl

[@olivander6990]

@@Heisenberg000. lexi uses she/her pronouns 😅😊

[@olivander6990]

@@fr3yaaaaa1111 are you talking about corpse or Lexi?

[@Kamila-ey5vi]

I love Lexis voice because she has an amazing voice range and her impressions are so on point

[@MeMarvellous]

As someone who's actively avoiding school stuff at the moment, this video started strong with my school logo design.

[@TheGayestAspen]

for the preschool website i thought of my learning about children class where we were told not to use too many colors especially bright ones on a page, then also make sure its easily READ and not just overwhelming them with paragraphs

[@stephenclarke7433]

The best phrases ever "It looks like cheesecake" "Is that Ronald McDonald's diarrhea and I'm pretty sure that is illegal is several sates" Lmao

[@Jake_Josh]

The intro but has two S’s.

[@Nyx_thefeline]

this looks like cheesecake

[@luckythelucklesswolf1419]

did you have a stroke on the second sentence?

[@nickrules5858]

Love the start lexi, the title for crappydesign is made perfectly

[@kimjimino4979]

Fact: On Lexi’s youtube channel she has a playlist of all her narratives on EmKay. I’ll link it here! (You’re welcome) kzbin.info/aero/PL6A1RZfeDb6I-WzHv_bvPfBLgA4LGaWPj

[@Shade45-]

Fun Fact* Coz it is an actual fun fact

[@foxnb358]

Thank you! :3

[@someoneworthit]

:'0000 tysmmmmmmmm

[@antsydragon]

I'm playing it rn actually lol :0

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

Lexi sounds like a mom or a big sister

[@EvanBear]

"What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" makes me smile with excitement EVERY SINGLE TIME!

[@daveys_tired]

hearing Lexi say "It looks like cheesecake" makes me feel an indescribable amount of joy and i just start giggling

[@Elektrikaloutlet]

Honestly just gonna put this out there even though nobody asked, Lexi is my favourite narrator. She seriously makes my day so much better and it makes me so happy when greeted with her iconic "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi" Thank you.

[@aeg9322]

Let’s appreciate all the different personalities the emkay narrators bring with them every video. It’s amazing 😍

[@olivander6990]

3:00 Lex that’s coffee ☺️ idk why it’s ‘locked’ tho- it’s not that easy to fit a big coffee jar into your pockets and walk out of a shop with it 😂

[@ItsStormCentral]

"I'm sorry, did a middle schooler with the IQ of mayonnaise create this? because it looks like Ronald McDonald's diarrhea and I'm pretty sure it's illegal in at least several states " ~ Lexi 2021

[@konan7002]

I laughed at that

[@linainverse9369]

I laughed so hard I sprayed soda out my nose

[@clig73]

She is hilarious

[@linainverse9369]

@@clig73 yes she is

[@thesatelliteslickers907]

As a trans woman. I'm always happy when I find another trans woman who isn't afraid to use her *entire* vocal range to express emotion or just for a gag

[@CrrUptdSprt]

"Learn your ABO's" I almost did a spit take before I realized it was just the ABC's.

[@RTDelete]

7:44 the switch of the colours scared me out of my seat

[@TheRealReefFox]

Oh my god every time we hear Lexi's voice- Y e s She's so wholesome we don't deserve her

[@thewholecircus]

We really don't tho

[@TheRealReefFox]

@@crinklebutt Lexi is a trans woman

[@crinklebutt]

@@TheRealReefFox oh I just feel horrible after commemting that

[@thewholecircus]

@@crinklebutt ah, don't feel horrible, you didn't know, and that's fine. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[@TheRealReefFox]

@@crinklebutt :T

[@metademetra]

It took me a second to get the "freedom isn't free" sign. Then I looked at the hole and realized "Oh that's a bullet hole"

[@LimeLight0624]

I love that Lexi always disregards the transphobe comments. She’s so strong. Don’t let anyone take you down, girl!

[@dianna4038]

‘Colour name: Zink’ ‘No i think that’s her species-‘ 😭

[@413x-g4m]

Hearing that “hey there sexy I’m lexi” makes my day :)

[@HuginnTheNord]

Lexi makes everyone's day better, admit it, she is just the best.

[@hornetisvoider]

Waiting for a fool to say it's a male

[@HuginnTheNord]

@@hornetisvoider eh all you gotta do is educate them, no need for scolding or calling them names or anything. Unless of course they are bring transphobic and straight up rude

[@hornetisvoider]

@@HuginnTheNord mate they don't care they just stand their ground

[@Nimatoir]

She truly is and she always makes my day

[@HuginnTheNord]

@@hornetisvoider then they are ignorant and don't deserve our time right?

[@xed_sketches]

Lexi is my favorite narrator so far, she has a way of making the videos pretty entertaining XD

[@mythmage8231]

"A pig riding a cow" -Lexi, 2021 "I don't wanna plug the wrong thing in the wrong hole" -Also Lexi of 2020 won-ahm, I mean 2021

[@eligreer5249]

1:47 probably no one else noticed the FireFly reference when she said "gorram"

[@SpairM]

She*

[@eligreer5249]

@@SpairM oh crap, my bad!

[@weird_donut114]

Lexi: Hi sexy, I’m Lexi My heart: 💗😌

[@tomrexer1]

Riggght😫🤩

[@SeveralRasInAJacket]

She can immediately make every video awesome

[@pepsi_proto]

Lexi is my favorite narrator her voice makes me happy, it’s nice, love ya Lexi

[@ozs83]

3:35 it says: "Only professor Yaron Zliha (name) will save the economy" it's a poster to vote for him in the next elections

[@ceecraft1362]

I love how delighted Lexi sounds over such terrible things 😄 That laugh is the best!

[@bornofthenight3871]

Yaaay, Lexi Is back! Life needs more Lexi.

[@someoneworthit]

ikr-

[@friendlygamers1743]

Well yes, buy actually yes

[@certifiedbasicbee]

Life needs a bit more lexi

[@friendlygamers1743]

@@certifiedbasicbee You have genuinely angered me !!!! Killer queen has already touched the *less* part of your comment Killer queen Daiichi no bakudan, switch on

[@ahuevo5606]

@@friendlygamers1743 **Kira theme intensifies**

[@darsonosumitomo7328]

I dunno why I enjoy the crappy design subreddit so much, there's something oddly satisfying about people reacting to crappy designs

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

The alphabet one might have W added on later as it's Swedish (å, ä and ö are a giveaway), and W is only used in loanwords there (Q and Z are mainly restricted to loanwords too, but not as much, e.g. any name ending in "-quist/-qvist"), and V/W used to be treated as the same letter for alphabetical sorting (e.g. Werner would appear between Valter and Viktor, as if it was Verner), and tend to be interchangeable (W is mainly used in old spellings of names, where it sounds exactly like V, or loanwords)

[@leonardouroic9404]

EmKay literally has a voice actor for each mood youre in, for example if you're feeling like you want to hear someone hyped it's 100% Lexi.

[@yamigekusu]

12:48 that person is referring to ibisPaintX, a drawing app for mobile devices. It's really good, and works with pen pressure devices. I use it for photo manipulation due to the bullshit Android 10 update on my previous LG phone that made it impossible to display a mouse pointer on the screen when I have my Huion HS64 tablet plugged in. But yeah, I highly recommend ibisPaintX! Love it

[@ThePrinceofkindfulness]

7:45 the screen remembered what colour it’s supposed to be- this is now my favourite emkay video

[@moelester7527]

But then instantly forgot again.

[@user-tLOL1374bruh]

"No views" 24 COMMENTS

[@maxhowe4425]

Logic 101

[@dannoob2259]

24 likes

[@meridianspark]

We need more Lexy in these, she's great :D

[@TansyCat]

9:19 the demonic text was legit just "Jack" over and over

[@GuyfromtheWAN]

The Official Podcast

[@getreadytobeagenius7441]

Jack is wanting to react to that lol

[@Hidden4125]

"Color name: Zink No I think that's her species!" LMAO

[@satinfairy7778]

I always get so excited when I hear lexi she is my favourite narrator

[@SoggyBolls]

9:40 "as a legally blind person Eye can personally use a 27 inch EyePhone"

[@AroAce_Psychopath]

Eye SEE what ya did here

[@jamesluptown6330]

I have that strainer at 10.04 and it works surprisingly well because the writing is a lot higher up than that picture makes it seem

[@xenialafleur]

"Everybody's had to fight to be free" - Tom Petty

[@murdertoons3609]

This subreddit make me feel good about myself because it lets me no someone has fucked up worse than I normally do

[@debillington9239]

**inserts picture of Jackie Chan looking confused**

[@MushroomMapleChannel]

"Color Name: Zink-- No, I think that's her species!" is about where I lost it.

[@iunnosoiputthis]

Crappy Design is like Air, it's everywhere

[@ThatsInsane_]

haha crappy go brrr

[@dogoftea]

"It's like air, it's everywhere." Space: bruh.

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

Three consecutive words I never thought I would hear in my life.. "carpeted public restroom" That is nightmare fuel. The smell must be ungodly.

[@0r30.N1ck]

"CAPTAIN THERES TOO MANY VOWELS WE NEED MORE CONTSENT" (idk how to spell) HAS ME *DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@nathankurtz8045]

consonants

[@nathankurtz8045]

@@samugames0 And you were 5/10 letters good.

[@assistancedogchico8617]

Okay but lexi is my favourite Emkay host, I get so happy when she starts talking

[@CT-7731]

Everytime Lexi does their intro, I always silently says to my screen "you too" Not in a weird way. What are you? Some kind of weirdo?

[@tortiss101]

Lexi never fails to make me smile

[@shinymudkipbestshiny]

Lexi is one of my favourite in emkay...

[@Chillin4030]

Lexis voice makes me happy and I dont now why.

[@ArcTArcFox]

8:57 that's an old photo, it's an "gimnazjum". Those were closed years ago, and merged with primary schools. (Now the primary schools have more classes)

[@ArcTArcFox]

Wysyp Polaków?

[@monkeybandit222]

“It looks like cheese cake” 😂😂😂😂 just the way you said it is ridiculously funny 2:13

[@moelester7527]

2:22*

[@jdg_be]

"Hi sexy, Im Lexi!" I just love that everytime!

[@cinnamondafox]

"Middle schooler with an IQ of mayonnaise" is my new favorite LexiQuote

[@deltarages]

8:00 Lexi: why are you such a failure and a disappointment to everyone? Me:....[cry]

[@finnywinny3618]

'when your artistic skill is better than your actual words' Jeez lexi no need to call me out-

[@JacobTheCroc]

8:43 in Poland we call those people who f-k up simple tasks or do dump stuff "Janusz".

[@lekarzplagi5686]

tak

[@Mauripsu]

"Hi sexy, I'm Lexy" *Pulls out uno reverse card*

[@TaurusChan15]

3:03 That's pre ground coffee.

[@IAOIceland1984]

either that or an instant coffee

[@ShikiRen]

I mean, "Freedom is not free" does make sense, since it is basically saying "You need to work for freedom" or "there are costs associated with freedom", but the design is just terrible.

[@Karxan]

*"The table is cake"*

[@TetraSky]

10:21 had one such shelf at one point in time at an apartment I lived at. At first, the shelf was small and fitted between the back wall and just up against the light switch. Then someone decided they wanted a bigger shelf, so they made it longer... with a hole for the light switch.

[@destineygondos1900]

Am I the only one you sang the alphabet to make sure the stapled “W” was in the right place? (I work overnight and need sleep bit here I am.)

[@luckythelucklesswolf1419]

no

[@clig73]

“Bold of you to not assume it’s stapled on” personally stuff like this is why I watch emkay

[@zacharywhite7465]

3:34 It says: Only professor Yaron Zliha Can save the.. uhh... Stonks?

[@itayvolk]

שלום i think it means the economy and this is an election poster in Israel for one of the 4 fucking elections that were in the last 2 years here

[@iliketoharasspeopleonyoutube]

@@itayvolk חחח ספר לי על זה

[@KhezuOnYourScreen]

"Carpeted public restroom" That image is making me pretty fucking violent.

[@spokenseal]

Lexi: Why are you such a failure and a disappointment to everyone Me: I don’t know Lexi *cries*

[@angeliabaird-miller8524]

Woot woot Firefly hype. "Can't see a frickin gorram thing." This made me smile so much.

[@glPryce]

Day 62 of asking EmKay to record a shower thoughts of their own.

[@JT-lz9vd]

can we please just talk about how great lexi is?

[@nolongerusing7430]

You know what else is crappy design? The American education system. Yeah..

[@balazsolah1976]

name an education system that isn't crappy design.

[@TheDuchy-d3h]

@@balazsolah1976 1. Finland 2. Ottoman Empire 3. 4. 5.

[@nolongerusing7430]

@@TheDuchy-d3h Yeah I was about to say Finland.

[@balazsolah1976]

@@TheDuchy-d3h Thank you :)

[@eggowafflesdraws4036]

4:52 there's this kid in my class who's obsessed wit Chutlu (or however you spell it) and he watches your channel. I can't stop thinking abt what his reaction to that would be.

[@detictivecastielmalfoy4220]

“Learn your abo’s” My ao3 history: 😬

[@fluffystuff500]

I was just listening to this and not really paying attention to the visuals at that specific point and was pretty shocked when I heard that

[@tomrexer1]

AoT could work:3

[@zQoQz]

I want to say Lexi is my favorite but I love the rest just as much and I can’t choose who my favorite narrator is!!

[@realquackery]

Fun Fact: there are 191 comments as i send this

[@cherryberry9023]

As someone who had a cleaning job, that carpeted public restroom made me cringe. That would be a nightmare to clean.

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 215 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@olivander6990]

This is lexi bro :)

[@thewholecircus]

@@olivander6990 Yeah, but he's asking for it, and it dedicated

[@thomaslewis6456]

Everytime i hear lexi's voice i smile, i love lexi

[@gagethepropcollecter]

POV: Your reading this POV comment

[@cherryberry9023]

Dang, man This POV is so well written. I can see myself in the situation so vividly

[@Taffywater]

My favorite narrator covering my favorite sub? I gotta be dreaming

[@confusedtea7]

Quick reminder incase you didn't know, Lexi is a woman and uses she/her pronouns! Have a nice day and try not to misgender people! If you don't know what they identify as say "they"! 💛💛💛

[@OpinionThief]

Im still confused is lexi a girl ir a Guy alot of people say shes trans and some people says hes a Guy lmfao

[@OpinionThief]

Oh nvm i checked her Channel shes rly a trans girl

[@cymes82]

Nobody asked

[@-luna-moon-]

@@cymes82welcome to KZbin, you don't need to ask.

[@hornetisvoider]

@@cymes82 neither did anybody ask for you to talk

[@Kruhee]

Omg, I read that book "Wipe my big butt clean" with a monkey upside down as if to say 'do it, wipe it clean.'

[@depressedsodaguy]

Gay approved

[@neli6626]

THE QUEEN!!!!!! SHE IS BACK!