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[@TheStegosaurus_]

6:15 It is a german ad for strawberries and it says something like: I am becoming "Zörbinger" Zörbinger is the brand but it doen't even make sense in german because it is no pun or anything

[@Willgrahams_juicyASS]

I translated it and it said "I'm getting angry"

[@a.k.6468]

@@Willgrahams_juicyASS it is false (I am also German) Maybe google translate messed up “zorniger” and “Zörbinger” 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@bigpineapplestudios7447]

I AM BECOMING ZÖRBINGER

[@TheStegosaurus_]

@@a.k.6468 yeah good idea

[@TheStegosaurus_]

@@a.k.6468 I think they wanted to make a pun wirh that that they are getting angrier when they dont get the strawberry jam

[@awkward_pichu3498]

3:06 "Hey did you guys remember Tim?" "Oh crap I only brought 0.9 of him!" " *GOD DAMN IT JERRY* "

[@VectorJW9260]

Behind The Map mometn

[@TheHotBlade]

"There's no way that's supposed to be Barney, I refuse to believe it." Sir, you didn't tell me you were also narrating r/oddlyterrifying today.

[@butterthefox9202]

Agreed xD

[@bigmangeorgeinc]

comment is tangerine approved

[@pokemontrainerred6317]

and the blind demon

[@kitazune9950]

Except that there is nothing odd about it, it is just pure raw terror

[@blueybirdy]

Who. Am I. Supposed. To. Believe sir? Ma’am? Commander? Or jack.

[@icarusSmp]

1:21 Is everyone going to ignore the glowing eyes in the Darkness-

[@eku.l]

Oh god…

[@flyingcow3133]

Yeah uh, kinda freaked me out-

[@lindenwilliams2497]

It's just the cat

[@UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe]

Was looking for a comment about that

[@mattwalters6834]

Nope 😂

[@thisisrex1676]

0:39 *_Cha Cha Real Smooth_* *Start chanting demonic phrases to begin the sacrifice

[@xxhikariartzxx6908]

Ye'sbring a smeorf

[@sobanoodles8574]

Blep :P

[@walrus5939]

Sacrifice who?

[@xxhikariartzxx6908]

@@walrus5939 the kid.

[@riccards]

Smooth, cha cha. Smooth, cha cha. Smooth, cha cha. Real smooth real smooth...

[@novatron7841]

1:20 SOoo are we just not gonna talk about those pair of glowing eyeballs outside the window?

[@wesleyhogan]

I saw those

[@ultimategamerkie1805]

What is that thing anywho?

[@mattwalters6834]

I saw that 😂

[@carmenmolina553]

ƁĄŘŊÏẸ​@@ultimategamerkie1805

[@iggypikminunderly782]

Har har har

[@psychocircus8988]

The Ben ten bubble blower looks more like a alien than the actual alien he transforms into Edit thank for all the likes

[@Fantastic_Coder]

True

[@KILL3R-NOVA]

Yep

[@HeyItsMeJoshhh]

OR the Omnitrix is malfunctioning, AGAIN.

[@ArbiterofTruth]

It’s probably a Chinese product. They have no copyright laws, love horrible, nonsensical knockoffs, and seem to make anything. I have watched more than a few videos of this nature. Hence my assumption.

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

I was about to comment that the Ben 10 toy looked like a knock off toy

[@Cornbbread]

9:22 he didn’t show the picture Edit: he showed the picture after showing a picture of the dog food

[@narwhalwithaknife9465]

as a female i can relate to the pants thing it is to help copanises that sell purses to have women buy bigger purses

[@yeetirosina]

aww :(

[@whyparkjiminnotridejimin]

Thanks for unravelling this mystery.😌

[@narwhalwithaknife9465]

@@whyparkjiminnotridejimin this also sucks for girls like me who only have a wallet phone and toy gun (its best if you don´t question it)

[@RoflcopterLamo]

@@narwhalwithaknife9465 Are you- Are you carrying that toy gun to fake having a gun in certain situations.If so just use pepper spray or a taser

[@daisyjoy242]

@@RoflcopterLamo she has a toy gun because of the nerf wars man, you gotta be prepared

[@Limepopsicle07]

5:55 The fact that I, an American, could not tell you where Delaware should be is both alarming and expected

[@chiaraj1003]

Okay, to your defence: Your country is nearly the size of a whole fucking continent

[@Frostfern94]

I don’t know either (I’m from the UK though) but the fact they managed to put in Connecticut and not Delaware should say something about them too.

[@Vox193]

Thanks for jump scaring me with that thumbnail

[@zwilder1]

no

[@mrmayhem.4830]

so true jumped out my seat when i saw this on my reccomended

[@Shogunyancoill]

yep

[@Tookdeen]

Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment 🌙

[@TheOriginalStarwalker83]

@@Tookdeen *SHUT*

[@name1092]

I just wanna say, whoever made it past the thumbnail, is practically indestructible emotionally

[@MartinaVee]

Thank you

[@name1092]

@@MartinaVee yw

[@TransistorizedCharlie]

definitely freaking not

[@name1092]

@@TransistorizedCharlie ok

[@10radair]

0:03 real version: i am speed fake version: i am on speed

[@27cursedjuices53]

I am on lsd

[@spazvevo5368]

Likning McWow "kicha"

[@RubbaFrog]

Kerchu

[@dorklord9561]

6:34 OMG 😂😂😂 PRICELESS LAUGH 👌👌👌😂😂😂

[@vhs3760]

the fake pockets on womens clothing has to do with maintaining the silhouette. i think it applies especially to tight pants. good thing that loose jeans are coming into fashion!

[@rosethemer7796]

I thought it was to force women to buy purses, thus further stimulating the women's clothing department.

[@fernandomarques5166]

Its both the silhouette and the purse reason actually

[@annasstorybox7906]

Just take a big dump on the whole "that's in fashion" "that's out of fashion" I won't let anyone use the "fashion" argument when wearing a good ol pair of good ol regular denims (unisex/ man's cut) just because they are terribly comfortable, have pockets etc.

[@bricksgaming8999]

It's not just women's pockets, though. Literally every set of pants I have have pockets that are either too small or are tilted off to the side, meaning if you put a cellphone there, it'll fall off as soon as you let go of it.

[@Skybound.]

Loose jeans are old af. They came into fashion 2 decades ago. Nice to see its coming back

[@Liggliluff]

(7:10) People _say_ it's to sell handbags. But that doesn't make sense when you have different companies making pants and handbags. Pants makers don't get anything from this. It's the same thing with hotdogs and buns not coming with the same number. People also say this is so you waste food. But one company from either side would make so much sales if they just matched the number to the most sold hotdog/bun package size.

[@monicaisabelle3346]

The place at 0:55 is actually in Czech republic, and as a Czech person, this is quite good for an apartment here lol

[@spiritravenheart1335]

This makes me feel kinda bad for y'all, I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

[@matabr6173]

@@spiritravenheart1335 Its still better than some other countries, or other things in Czech Rep. politics for example...

[@SugiyamaHiromin]

I immediately noticed the .cz as seeing slavic languages other than Russian in these is a rare moment lol.

[@brylinx1451]

I can recognize a chaos insurgency logo everywhere

[@DIEELITT]

@@matabr6173 Czech politic meeting is a humor circle

[@bloxyoyo]

7:29 I went to a mental hospital for my depression once, and the rooms they had us stay in had bathrooms like this, so we couldn't lock ourselves in and hurt ourselves or something, the problem is its two people to a room and half of the rooms just DIDNT have the curtain. So you could wake up in the middle of the night and see your roommate taking a shit.

[@cosmicbattalion]

Three sad people have disliked this. They must really like these designs!

[@karenlyth9774]

now 5, im starting to think those are the people that made these

[@brangle7251]

6. Every day (dislike) we stray further from god

[@korecores]

7 now. wow they love these

[@cosmicbattalion]

@@brangle7251 That is very true

[@-p1nk_r0s3-5]

There's none for me-

[@fabiochiaro2450]

4:44 ah yes, my favourite generic meal

[@valerietaft9831]

"Oh it's Light Mcquing, Kerchew."

[@shaifalisaran2124]

Do you mean Car Chew

[@spazvevo5368]

Likning McWow "kicha"

[@starissometimesstruck]

@@spazvevo5368 "light mcween, kircha"

[@DEEZ_NUTS69420]

@@starissometimesstruck “Lick Mceen, Keche”

[@WalberFreitas]

Light McQueen kircha

[@theshoobananamaster8245]

"What the hell is wrong with people?" Random ad only playing for a split second: *"mE"*

[@jinhyolee8442]

Congrats! You clicked on this video despite the thumbnail!

[@lilylovegod2959]

THANK YOU 😊

[@_MissLoLo]

I clicked because of the thumbnail :)

[@kittensubs6078]

I didn't see the thumbnail. It didn't load

[@thefredbear7730]

I’m sorry if I scarred you

[@facepalmflix1751]

It sure is something else...

[@denniewennieFR]

6:41 “When you order, grill to we *SMASH* *SEAR* that fresh ball of beef on a hot-buttered the burger *YOU CAN TASTE* and *DELICIOUS BURGER”* I can’t stop dying on that one

[@kyletheorangeguy7090]

that thumbnail is scarier than fnaf gacha shippers

[@SoapySoappp]

ORANGE

[@Eliza.x]

Mate actually no, gacha shippers are scarier than any horror movie or cursed shit

[@exceptionallyriso]

@@Eliza.x I agree with you

[@sirmangees9090]

@•ericcaa• Yeep-

[@starryy1044]

the gacha shippers are worse especially the fnaf ones i still cringe at micheal x ennard today.

[@manstick3140]

5:08 "Ah yes, enslaved moisture" - meme man/mr. Succ

[@beardofknowledge3792]

5:20 Where I live, we've got those too, just they're Grizzly Bears all painted like the scenery of the town they're in. So I felt that one.

[@erickessler3139]

We had buffalo

[@Maneir]

Eugene, Oregon has giant ducks... Because of course it does.

[@antimatterbee9331]

My state has butterflies with different designs on the wings.

[@tmfyi8048]

The one at 6:50 deserves a spot in r/ihadastroke

[@lasupcheman]

0:45 Hey Robin! It is in czech republic. I live there also. We are great at crappy design!

[@migliorigno]

00:00 I had that as a kid, my babysitter bought me one and it was my worst fear that lasted till today. Me and my family used to call it "Lighting of the closet" since we always kept it in one beacouse even at sigth i would start crying. Now i don't know were it is, i had it for at least 6 years, all i know is that it's still my house...somewhere...

[@mariopcds]

6:15 This is my sleep paralysis demon now.

[@CurseEXEPlays]

Scary.

[@saverocool8510]

Good luck selling that product

[@sheridancarney7771]

Oh god I remember stocking those bags of dog food when I was still at Walmart. I had many questions to why it looked like newspaper vomit and what of all that screamed dog food without reading it.

[@capthavic]

Guess whoever does the editing for these had a stroke near the end.

[@dauntlessart584]

It happens I suppose

[@theroyalnapkin379]

6:58 I'm not that Colin but I'll take the shoutout anyway

[@mirage7487]

"I'm not even going to begin to read this crap" *Reads it*

[@wenirlicker6808]

2:50 Never Eat Woggy Saffles

[@Gehstek_Leyine]

"covid opened the present. inside there was a give up. covid took it."

[@rapogirl1391]

Stop making me want to play Earthbound again!

[@CurseEXEPlays]

Yes they did now it's a new president

[@CurseEXEPlays]

Lol

[@Gehstek_Leyine]

@@CurseEXEPlays either you commented on the wrong video or comment, or forgot what my comment said. I can't tell.

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

4:06 Nonono... You don't fall *'in'* the wall. You fall *'through'* the wall and groggily find yourself trapped in the Backrooms.

[@wipeking]

Thumbnail is me after my mom says we can get McDonald

[@grimmpotat6911]

Lol

[@Cammi_Rosalie]

I'm on board with the whole pockets issue on womens clothing. I totally LOVE my jeans with the bling and sparkles on the butt pockets. Especially those with the flap that buttons down. But in order to make any use of those type of pockets, you have to un-button them and leave them loose, which looks friggin AWFUL. So yeah, front pockets with a useable depth would be great. And better still, like on pair of my jeans, Back pockets that have a faux button-flap, but are still actually discreetly open at the top, so they're useable for loose cash or a card, and don't spoil the look of the jeans. And they also have deep front pockets. (and no holes & flare legs. FCUK that ripped to hell, "skinny jeans" bullsh!t!!) I love that pair of jeans! Bling, sparkly, button-flap-look back pockets, and deep front pockets. Along with a small rear logo patch thingy that is nicely done in riveted metal. Perfect! I think those are "Earl" jeans. Bonus: Ladies, you ever buy a cute skirt, get it home and start wearing it and discover pockets? HELLS YEAH! I bought this beautiful, faux leather, shin-length skirt on clearance from Target, and found pockets in it! I was a super happy girl that day!

[@AmyraCarter]

I bought a skirt a while ago, and only recently found it had pockets. I could care less; I don't use them.

[@Lottabaggage]

1:19 so we just not gonna talk about the bright demonic glowing eyes outside the window?

[@hardsterdiamond3608]

I saw that too. I was looking in the comments to see if anyone commented about it lol.

[@solocj4010]

I was about to say that as well Glowing eyed demon: Eh... Curtains that can't close all the way: THIS IS IMPORTANT!

[@whurlwind69445]

I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@Flaming47]

Exactly what I’m thinking

[@mirokudivine]

5:25 Seattle has random pig statues all over but with different artists painted designs

[@ChaseMC215]

Is this what happens when we mix Sailor Moon with animals?

[@godricktheminecrafted3113]

5:03 oh don’t worry, that’s just nestlé rebranding

[@A-whoopsie-daisy]

I nearly wanted to cry when the post I made (2:28) got featured here ;^; Its an honour

[@Corpitell]

Some of These designs look like they came out of a horror movie and looked like they're cursed images

[@lartha6075]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ioetp3qffbSbaZJl84128942

[@27cursedjuices53]

Hello.

[@Lilly_watermelonsugar]

Most of these belong on r/cursedimages indeed

[@pentagonanimates]

ikr

[@SubZeroXJ]

For the post at 1:14, my parents own a window treatment installation company, and while in-stock verticals (the one shown) do break often, they're very easy to fix, only needing to twist the slat to fix, or a 20 minute replacement if there is a major problem in the headrail. More often than not, it's actually the general public breaking these, by not heeding the warning, "don't open while slats are closed" meaning if you can't see through the blind, don't close it. 85% of our in-stock replacements are just for people breaking strings in the headrail while doing this, as it puts unnecessary forces on a 20¢ string.

[@FallCastle]

The car is happy. The car is happy. We cannot deny it. It is happy. We cannot stop it.

[@xxhikariartzxx6908]

Lol

[@maxrockhamner]

The car is on cocaine

[@Benutzername474]

Happiness

[@lmk-vibes]

7:06 from what I have heard (so take this with a grain of salt) it's basically because if woman can put things in there pockets it will make it lumpy and thus can't show off woman's *curves* Which ngl, that idea makes me uncomfy

[@awesomestyles]

Robin narrating CrappyDesign again? Sweet.

[@zwilder1]

no

[@forgotten4500]

@@zwilder1 shut up

[@bootyclap69k]

@@forgotten4500 😞

[@forgotten4500]

@@bootyclap69k 🌞

[@karenlyth9774]

lmao the emojis u guys look like 40 yr old moms on facebook

[@reedfrigon9400]

3:20 ha ha funny number in back of car

[@Benutzername474]

6:17 i think thats in germany, and the thing that theyre advertising (strawberry jam), acctually tastes good! I buyed it at rewe, in case you are livin’ in germany and also want to have red laser eyes.

[@dannypipewrench533]

I will have to remember that in case I am ever in Germany. I already have laser eyes, but refueling is always good.

[@DarkLord-7]

1:44 I'll be honest, I thought it was the same bathroom and it has two toilets, which if that were the case, it still belongs here.

[@pigeonliveryworks]

0:43 "Barney returned after years of not been seen he ain't lookin great"

[@zparkplug2788]

as a woman i can never get over the pocket bullsh*t lmao...my husband can fit half our damn house in his pockets and wonders why i ask him to hold my wallet, etc. the fellas really scored big time with pockets, p sure im gonna be jealous all my life

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 221 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@zwilder1]

no

[@forgotten4500]

@@zwilder1 I said shut up

[@zwilder1]

@@forgotten4500 how about *no*

[@forgotten4500]

@@zwilder1 how about yes

[@pessie83]

EmKay, your way of commenting on the crappy designs made me laugh at times.

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

hi everyone ily all, i hope you're all well

[@catwithhumanears4462]

Yea I'm fine just got out of hospital

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

@@catwithhumanears4462 i'm glad you're okay! and i hope you recover from whatever you had to go to the hospital for!

[@catwithhumanears4462]

@@NextDavidAttenborough almost broke my arm by doing backflip

[@tpikmin3369]

4:20 ironically made in China

[@charax-1]

"The happy light mic queen car" The car: I'm happy! I'm happy what else can you show my spying eyes?!

[@TheHotBlade]

HIS EYES DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT! Now I can't unsee it, lol.

[@cjlite0210]

6:25 You know a company is from another country when their grammar is terrible and/or the words make no sense

[@RBlue118]

7:18 The reason for the lack of pockets is because companies want to keep a market for purses open, and they wouldn’t be needed as much without the lack of pockets.

[@lwoos102]

The table chair is amazing to use in an air soft match because you can nap while people shoot at you and it toataly won’t look suspicious

[@Awisba]

5:13 are you from Berlin?

[@Jordan_Warrington]

2:00 it does equal 100 tho. (54%+11%)=65+35%=100

[@lemon3rd800]

Yeah, I was also wondering what could be wrong with that.

[@Door.]

Unsure if you knew this, but uts the sizes of sections

[@Dehydrated1ce]

1:25 and demons can see you through the blinds

[@trupype3028]

Thanks EmKay for cheering me up and getting my mind off all the neverending bad news everywhere

[@williamcameron8325]

1:50 him "what is wrong with people" me "have you seen common political opinions nowadays"

[@billbishop6109]

The polar bear statues were used as a fundraising initiative years ago. There are several still around the city.

[@JhopeUMakeMeSmile]

They make women's pockets tiny so they need purses and bags. Makes the companies more money and is a pain in the ass for everyone else.

[@NoobgamerHD]

1:04 "this cycle lane in edinBRUH"

[@ml4757]

That is how it's pronounced though

[@NoobgamerHD]

@@ml4757 why not how it's spelled (edinburgh)?

[@ml4757]

@@NoobgamerHD Because we're British and that's how we do things I guess.

[@NoobgamerHD]

@@ml4757 hahaha makes sense mate

[@wearethechange128]

burah

[@grze149]

the NAAS around 8:25 could be potentially a name of an Irish town a little outside of Dublin

[@calamity_banana5227]

I looked up the crockpot bento thing, ITS A REAL FREAKING AD! I AM ROLLING RIGHT NOW!🤣

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

9:14 weirdly enough this looks cool

[@pokemontrainerred6317]

emkay has 3 posts today best youtubers ever

[@facepalmflix1751]

I Know Right!!!👍

[@Realisticz16]

For the women's pocket thing, I know some designers have decided that putting things in the pockets ruins how the pants look. I say remove the pockets completely then! Don't give me this pitiful lie of a pocket.

[@aeeeeeereeeee5593]

I only saw the notification so I didnt see the Thumbnail, and it flashed right before the video started. When I tell you that scared me, I mean I dropped my phone because I was so surprised💀

[@luke_sj]

8:38 is.. questionable..

[@DragonfyreArts]

9:27 ooh dude, i saw that at my local walmart a few times. i was so confused by it

[@stampycatfan01lol]

The one with the strangely placed bathtub is in the Czech Republic. The “.cz” domain gives it away.

[@pentagonanimates]

o h

[@metalgorilla0552]

The reason the woman’s pockets are so small it’s because it’s branding for purse companies

[@Meximagician]

2:40 Not a single element listed there is even found in caffeine. Also, cobalt being heavy metal is toxic as hell.

[@antimatterbee9331]

Fun fact: Trace amounts of cobalt are necessary for the human body to function. This element is actually a major part of vitamin B12.

[@chronicallyunsupervised]

"i'm getting UK vibes here" *Cz is written right there*

[@forgotten4500]

0:01 *k a c h o w*

[@tres8003]

Kerchew

[@nalugermanyxd5941]

The pockets question: they want to scam us out of money and make us buy purses Edit: I hate autocorrect 🤦

[@purpletea3807]

My friend just buys tight jeans for males to have pockets. 😅

[@benjaminmarks8765]

4:08 stops you from noclipping into the backrooms by accident

[@Liggliluff]

(2:45) I wonder if the compass is correct in any language. The closest is Zazaki with veroc for south; not a W though. Plus north is zıme.

[@toracki9486]

2:16 could be for viewers outside usa, I didnt realise it was for thanksgiving anyway

[@_.future._]

I still have my kneecaps, I’ve escaped Floosh

[@platnumspoons]

Omg lol I'm not so lucky

[@TheOriginalStarwalker83]

@22Martim09 💪😳🔪 🦶🦶

[@_.future._]

@22Martim09 OH NO HE FOUND ME

[@yippee420_]

Robin: "I'm not even gonna begin to read this" Also Robin: *begins to read it*

[@amdoggod7551]

1:33 *and suddenly he’s Jared, 19*

[@strff3126]

5:01 Aquax could be pronounced aku-aoh, depending on what region it is from.

[@CamKablam]

0:54 I betcha he's going to someday end up going there

[@WhoopsyDoopsy-]

They took pockets off of womens clothes because men thought we were witches and kept spells and evil books in our pockets so- yeah

[@MrMolotov888]

I like to imagine that "breakfast bagel sandwich" as a donut

[@zerokcaldreams]

3:17 in Hungary, our police cars say "We serve and protect" while doing little to nothing. Yeah, they protect males, and give out unnecessary tickets. That's it.

[@tens3538]

0:06 no that’s lightning mcking

[@zocritter]

Thunder kind McDonald’s

[@Pleumel]

7:42 D H L J A ez

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

Jasper: I lost my job because I was constructing stairs that are a pain in the gem to look at. Metal Jasper: *Glares at Jasper* you weiner. Demonic Autumn: XD

[@JMR2009]

Tell me at 1:20 you did not see the ominous eyes staring at you from the darkness