r/Crappyoffbrands | adasdas

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

“Pizza Huh?” The pizza store is just as confused as us

[@gunk3407]

bruh, these bots

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@@gunk3407 yeah

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@@minecraftaccount8871 i reported the comments, we just need more people to report them

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@Omoniki]

No one out pizzas the… huh?

[@OxSo181]

This is basically the: “Hey can i copy your homework?” “sure, but don’t make it too noticeable” Meme in a nutshell

[@hemkae105]

yeah

[@piacomispl2023]

Except they make it really noticeable

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

This meme describes the entire subreddit

[@Lighty7109]

👨‍🍼

[@roastporksc4912]

@@shinta8797 BEGONE BOT

[@darkanti427]

Nah the first one was created by a person who just found out pizza was a thing

[@CoreFlax]

@built different please stop self promoting

[@petrumsk3753]

Welcome to the zoo of bots.

[@NewGothOnTheBlock]

@@petrumsk3753 the “bacterial culture”? Great! 🙃

[@kxarmic]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpqkdWCfoL2HbaM 🥰❤❤❤

[@hemkae105]

l m a o

[@randaranatunga7259]

I can’t wait to see a new Channel called HemKae pop up in my recommended

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

What the HeæH m🅰️n

[@venombeetle7473]

Ah yes, with the narrators Falcon, Lucas and Jame.

[@irl_Five]

@@venombeetle7473 FALCON-

[@hemkae105]

h m m m

[@hemkae1326]

Whomst has called?

[@GoodWormDoctor]

I love waking up to hearing Robin's voice, makes me feel like i gotta friend tryna keep me smiling. Thanks Emkay, its super tropy but i wake up for these vids

[@Griffin050A1t]

Can relate. Due to the unbearable agony my reproductive organs woke me up for I’m up at 1 in the morning, sweating, shivering and crying from the pain that nature decided I needed monthly, so now I’m here distracting myself from the pain that makes it not seem like a bad idea to kill myself

[@sky-sx5gt]

I like your worm pfp

[@GoodWormDoctor]

@@sky-sx5gt thank you, i enjoy your pfp as well, however being a worm, my eyesight is poor, all i see are colourful shapes

[@TheEngieTF2]

"What are we going to name the restaurant as?" "Pizza, huh?" "Alright, 'Pizza Huh' it is"

[@TheEngieTF2]

"Pizza Huh" It sounds like the person who named the restaurant found out that the cheese wheel he had been eating is called "pizza"

[@nefwaenre]

Robin laughing and enjoying each and every post from here just makes it that much more wholesome~! Good job, birb.

[@caleythomas722]

de birb has awoken.

[@bunnicutie576]

Why do you have the ~ ? Are you kawaii?

[@ClonedGamer001]

"Sopite" sounds like a mineral in a survival game you use to make soap

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“believe in yourself” McDonalds says to diabetes

[@Lighty7109]

yes.

[@AF_1892]

sick burn

[@Atzy]

The "partial" reference is probably knock-off goods sellers picking up on furry lingo without understanding it. A partial fursuit consists of hands, feet and head, the idea being that you wear regular clothes with them to complete the image.

[@iseeyou8773]

Ah I see, another furry, hello man of culture

[@JustAWorms]

@@iseeyou8773 hello

[@WarDaddyisbrokeasfuck]

@@iseeyou8773 hello

[@WarDaddyisbrokeasfuck]

i went into the comments to see if anyone else knew

[@the_7th_sun]

@@WarDaddyisbrokeasfuck same

[@stephanieallen6485]

I love how we're making fun of all the Oreo knockoffs when Oreo itself is a knock off of the original 😃

[@kitkattkandybarz7312]

@@shinta8797 oh great, a japanese naughty bot...fun

[@amurrayanimations]

@@shinta8797 silence, bot

[@kujojotaro1395]

@@shinta8797 THIS IS SUPER DELETO

[@space_aced389]

exactly, put some respect on hydrox’s name smh

[@FriesOnThatSide]

Hydrox in the corner b like: *that goddamn bastard*

[@randomamericansoldier8586]

Ah yes, my favourite video game character: *crapper* edit: Sherman cubeman

[@randomamericansoldier8586]

@ぽｒん🌹🔴 no

[@stet_and_query_central_1]

Zomber (Zombie)

[@bunnicutie576]

Scoolyton

[@hellbound7742]

pov: You're me right now, home from school sick on a Friday. You've done nothing all day but watch KZbin and play games but it's fine. Every little while you glance at the clock and think about what class you would've been in. You find that your favorite KZbin channel Emkay uploaded another video and you can't wait to watch it. You sit back and enjoy some quality content.

[@NatLaS]

You’ve just awoken in me such a deep longing for those days... Damn.

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

Stop spying on me, that last sentence was me right now

[@hellbound7742]

@@tzshchsjsjxijyo oh no I've been spotted

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@@hellbound7742 i saw u

[@CosImUpRn]

this exept two days ago

[@LucasPlay171]

"Jurassic pan" Pan means bread my fellow American

[@ringo3911]

Hey i was about to say that!

[@ArayALem]

Never fails to make me enjoy life even just a little

[@bullymaguire9709]

Life is precious

[@seangenette2949]

“Pizza huh?” “You want what? Pizza? What’s that?”

[@HuntersMoon78]

That wasn't Sponge Bob, that was Clunge Knob Square Ass.

[@michaeljenkins178]

Fun, little known fact: Oreos are a knockoff. The original cookies were called Hydrox.

[@Countingfandoms]

Quite accurate. Shows how even popular brands can be off-brands :)

[@themoonchild7302]

Did research! This is true!!

[@CosImUpRn]

thats super cool

[@ivoryowl]

Oh, I didn't know that! Although I have to admit that Hydrox is a really sus name for a food brand... Sounds like some kind of chemical used in cleaning products or medicine...

[@burnttoast5372]

@@ivoryowl surprisingly that was the intention

[@EmiPlayzMC]

Not gonna lie, I'd unironically watch Indian Jones

[@karenrynne4004]

Same

[@rapogirl1391]

Definitely same

[@notthatntg]

@flower has eaten END IT.

[@TantalumPolytope]

@@notthatntg report it for spam

[@jennyneon]

Pizza Hut is now called Pizza Huh. Thanks to EmKay.

[@hemkae105]

i've an idea

[@nekolga7722]

I like how he said that squid game has ruined the internet, you can’t break something if it’s already broken

[@LloydZyanRUy]

It's around 9pm to 12am here in the Philippines when emkay uploads. I got to watch the 1st video then would watch the 2nd one in the morning. I literally end the day watching emkay, then proceed to start another day with emkay.

[@disc1142]

“Pizza Huh?” yeah i’m confused as well pizza

[@averybadidea1469]

That maze thing is a place I have actually been to before. It's one of those mirror mazes and was actually sort of fun once i stopped running into walls

[@stealthbonus]

🤣 i do that too. Mirror mazes are both fun, and a nightmare

[@hjade9157]

7:04 They look like convicted don't hug me I'm scared characters 😭

[@MinegamerIsBored]

Pizza huh? Has gotta be relatable in some way

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

It’s great that oreo is literally a knockoff of hydrox.

[@raydapunk9085]

That's what I'm saying

[@zach6255]

Robin, your laugh is intoxicating, always makes my day

[@tafua_a]

9:09 He is Salvo Tortoise. Named after not-so-famous Reneissance painter Salvo Davinki, known for trying to copy Leonardo and being very bad at it.

[@ricestrange]

**gasp** DA-VINKY!?

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“he’d get him a deformed person action figure” human limbs.. the collectibles

[@BinglesP]

6:02 Francophone bilingual here Yes it literally translates to “Toilet Water” but Toilette can both mean toilet, bathroom, or dressing room, so “Eau de Toilette” can also mean perfume

[@CoreFlax]

Dads getting the milk be like: 0:31

[@JAPSERLMFAO]

Honestly I really want all of those knockoff shirts just to confuse people

[@metleon]

Jesus would win, but not in the traditional sense. He'd cure Godzilla of all of its radiation induced mutations, turning it back into a regular lizard. Jesus wins because no more Godzilla, everyone else wins because no more Godzilla, Godzilla wins because no more suffering (I assume).

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

But does he even have that much power....because honestly oh J boy would probably get vaporized.

[@sircheddarcheese]

@@Silver_wind_1987_ but, what if Jesus just said “no” and revived himself again?

[@slendveny7191]

Godzilla was never a lizard. That's Zilla, the 1998 Godzilla.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@sircheddarcheese not his choice. I don't believe in him. Besides I believe he is a demi God not a fucking etherial being. When a God and human create a child it's a demi God.

[@devonjameson7866]

No he wants to cause suffering. It’s the only thing that stops his eternal sadness as seeing tiny little monkeys shoot little pins at him and blow him up with his version of a coke and mentos bomb (nukes)

[@ericaghakhanyan985]

The creeppiest thing in 0:43 is that he says "Madagascar-the center of positive"

[@rodrickswife4ever]

7:18 BRUH THE ROBOTS ONE IS JUST THE SNOO ICON OF R/CRAPPYOFFBRANDS

[@randomanimator308]

Yeah, thought I was the only one who noticed

[@rorotheraccoon]

I loved how Robin's spanish was good js ✨Quick spanish lesson✨ Panaderia is bakery and so is Reposteria. The only difference is that "panaderia" is mainly bread (pan = bread) and "reposteria" sells more desserts like cakes In conclusion ✨Jurassic Bread✨

[@williamdrum9899]

I thought "Reposteria" would have been a website like Reddit 😂

[@mechman7012]

"Mmm, Minegame. Its a crapper. Hahaha!" I WAS DYING LAUGHING!!! I CRIED LAUGHING FOR 5 WHOLE MINUTES

[@McNuggiesForTheBish]

3:44 says something along the lines of "come for a burger"

[@radicalscizor3701]

Man robin really tried to be Damien in this video and boy did he rebelled in that,keep opening up your emotions more man

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

_"PIZZA HUH"_ That title alone is when someone put the pineapple toppings on the pizza that you didn't ask for.

[@NewGothOnTheBlock]

The personifications of the pineapple you didn’t asked for! ☝🏼👇🏼

[@stallover7463]

pin needle

[@Berilia]

I read “pizza huh” in the same tone as Steve Harvey said “NAKE- HUH?”

[@amxthystiine]

N A K E D G R A M M A H

[@ScKTM68]

8:08 I KNEW IT!!! IT REALLY EXIST!!!

[@yalikejazz5049]

1:01 I actually have eaten cheetoz before, they were popular then cheetos in my town, they were actually kinda good

[@renzy1266]

YESSSS EMKAY BROUGHT THIS SUBREDDIT BACK

[@Ultranger]

8:12 Omg that gives me JonTron flashbacks SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN CLEVER BOYYYYYYYYYS

[@bludraws094]

10:08 IS HE WEARING A MAID DRESS????

[@leonidasthanatos1182]

The funny thing is OREOs are themselves a knockoff that gained more renown than the original. So half of these are copies of a copy.

[@2wo5ifty6ix.]

At 4:55, Mario isn't in the tank. He _is_ the tank. He just casually imploded into a tank. Also, at 6:37, that looks like what a ditto who transformed into a pikachu would look like if rtx was on.

[@just_a_rat]

That one you couldn’t read with the simson lookin guy was Polish for: going for burgers!

[@emptyscreen6945]

Dababy : let's go Me : what ? Dababy : *showing package* (10:31) "let's go".

[@OwlsEverywhere]

Ah yes The ultimate crossover Spock and Ross combine to make the all-powerful *Sposs*

[@YouTubes_NPC]

10:25 *flashbacks to SootHouse*

[@claudiaborges8406]

8:04 “If you’re hungry just look out the window”

[@Venom-hq7ex]

4:27 my teacher actually wore that💀

[@Laura358-2]

watching Emkay videos makes me feel like I'm hanging out with friends :)

[@SN0WBL4KES]

1:30 mcdingdings

[@turtle_potatokings1334]

4:27 I love how they didnt even think of a name for her, she’s simply called “lost woman”

[@danadecker4855]

Wanda was right there

[@RayAnimations..]

We have a "knockoff" oreo here called cream-o and it's really dang tasty might even be tastier than oreo

[@coruscaregames]

I bought a "Distorted mobile phone" as a joke during a school trip to Beijing and I still have it

[@Stick_and_stone]

2:30 looks like something that could be in a spongebob episode to be like the obsticle they need to deal with. They'd have to outdo themselves to make this knock-off go out of business.

[@zesnowpea6347]

I’d buy that Mario in a tank

[@swaqzy]

4:50 thats near me, they removed the mario😢

[@Dani-tt3rj]

1:16 as a spanish speaker I love both the name and Robin's pronunciation

[@Craigmeowmeow]

Pizza Huh is just Pizza Hut when they get outpizzad

[@aaryakasegaonkar3120]

3:48 pretty sure that's from Tollywood... Those guys are always making these kinda things XD

[@MeatStepLively]

Man everytime me and the boys play Super Smash Bros I always go with Cube man

[@jakethereaper2060]

that Knock off Goku is the thing of my nightmares

[@acekeanu7853]

Original: Adidas Crappyoffbrand: Adadis NUTS

[@acekeanu7853]

Nuts

[@erikchad8676]

@@acekeanu7853deez nyuts

[@PhantomNoir]

The partial for the squirrel head means, partial as in partial suit. So normally just a head, hand-paws, and a tail.

[@PansyPops]

0:50 went from I am speed to I have speed.

[@SyndarNailo]

*when emkay release a video about crappyoffbrand, but is not the type of offbrand that you was expecting*

[@Ashurman666]

8:14 This is a REAL game. I repeat, this is a REAL GAME THAT WAS SOLD IN STORES!

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Snow White & The 7 Clever Boys is a fairy-tale-licensed "video game" from Phoenix/Dingo/LJN/whatever that was probably programmed in an hour.

[@Ashurman666]

@@zyzzy-ko4ww Phoenix Games. Dingo usually does crappy knock off animation(They weren't involved with any of Phoenix Games's games afaik) and LJN, well...we all know about them. But yeah just about every game that Phoenix Games has published has the same level of quality, sometimes even worse quality as this. What boggles the mind even more is that it was officially licensed by Sony.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

@@Ashurman666 These fairy-tale-licensed "games" were made by a bunch of Laughing Joking Numbnuts who probably tried to program the whole doggone thing in an hour!

[@mimistardust3915]

Robin didn't even mention how hilarious the "pizz ovsky" is at 6:26 😂 I know it probably means something in the language it's written in but all I can see is "piss off-ski" 💀

[@JayHawk4372]

This entire subreddit made me realize that the second bumblebee transformer i got as a kid was an offbrand that was literally just named "robots"

[@Discoballz8]

"adios fashion" yea with that beanie you will be saying adios to fashion-

[@aspectthrill3386]

0:26 Me: *trying to go left right left back right left back on minecraft* Chat:

[@ToyedTaiyaki]

Makes me happe hearing robin having fun on a subreddit lol

[@Nameritoki]

I Love when an emkay member speaks spanish Btw, they sell Jurassic Bread

[@Nameritoki]

No thx, i prefer virgin purity

[@AAAAAAAAAAAA4AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

4:23 THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY-

[@Omni-Charlie]

5:31 just 2 packs off brands

[@Slenderquil]

Jurrassic pan sounds like some bizarre bread shop, but i have no idea what a posteria is

[@Twyf0rd1an]

1:09 I saw this at my local Morrison's

[@NekoAiray]

Best one I´ve seen IRL? Sonic the Hedgenog and Pokemon Coco

[@capunojeangabriellejavierc6147]

as a kid who learns French, I learned that "eau de toilette" means "perfume". It is a "water" that you use in the bathroom. The literal translation is indeed, toilet water. but it means perfume

[@rodrigolyra7312]

There is a steakhouse in Rio de Janeiro called “OutBECO” Beco means something like a sketchy alleyway

[@KauH9]

What the Hack

[@mx_ae]

Kkkkkkkk

[@max_punch]

Kkkkkk essa é foda

[@KauH9]

Edeshash

[@digita_]

3:44 translation for anyone curious It says: Come get a burger And then below that it's just a bunch of street addresses 🧍‍♀️

[@JoeyDragonWhisperer]

Pan is Spanish for bread, so my guess is that Jurassic Pan is a bakery?

[@lavos333]

Panaderia y reposteria stands for "Bakery and confectionery"

[@Geradzts]

Adasdas sounds like someone who tried to tell his friend about Adidas but had a stroke.

[@_LiteraJ_]

3:43 Since its in polish, and thats my native language, ill do my best to translate Come for a buger! (Street names) Its here!

[@thelegendaryascendingdrago4428]

8:58 Curse you, Robin. You got me in the mood for Swedish Fish.

[@VincentRoyceMorgan]

I can almost hear JonTron having a progressive mental breakdown in the background after 8:14 Good times.

[@NoxDolore]

"Snow White and the Seven Clever BOYYYYYSSSSSS-"

[@theplayer4664]

3:43 the giant sign is "come for a burger!" but i dont want that burger

[@capnsycamore2060]

5:53 ok...that, as a Mexican...sounds REALLY BAD Explanation: here, saying that you give yourself a Manuela, it's literally saying that...um. You partake in onanism

[@Ominous_Walrus]

8:50 sign: says fry momo Literaaly everybody from nepal: *points with all fingers

[@uscn_]

8:30 SpingeBub ScarePans

[@skapie6895]

'Harry Pollo, the chicken boy' 😂

[@Zeroneii3]

1:56 a offbrand of a offbrand

[@sussybaka6792]

Liplop vs tiktok 💥FIGHT💥 Liplop:do u know what is banned in India Tiktok:what? Liplop: you. Tiktok:*crying in a corner murmuring curse words in Chinese*