r/Crappyoffbrands | McDon't

[@1acym460]

Fun fact: Oreo cookies are actually the knock off brand of Hydrox, and oreo became one of the most common cookies eaten in the U.S.

[@MaxGamer07wastaken]

Can back this up: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKXTe3l7d8h-pac

[@atree1739]

Oreos are the only good knockoff all the others are garbage

[@donnydanko2676]

@@atree1739id have lil dutch maid over oreos any day for my stuffed cookie needs

[@forkknifegamr6310]

why must you ruin my childhood that is still in progress

[@alexaipaw]

The name "Oreo" originates from the plant Oreodaphne, which was the plant that was used on the Hydrox's cookie pattern. Also, the National Biscuit Company(now Nabisco), who made Oreo, used much less healthy ingredients for their original recipe, and the modern version of Hydrox is still more healthy than the current recipe for Oreo, and reportedly tastes better, however, that's subjective so it's just a matter of opinion.

[@agent_w.]

My Therapist: Heavy Weapons Sully isn’t real. He can’t hurt you. Heavy Weapons Sully: 0:09

[@newkid619]

I honestly thought “sully weapons guy” was better. But, hey, you do you, I guess.

[@ramdises]

Team monters 2

[@wahoo.]

@@ramdises kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@JasminAvilesVA]

Love it 💕👌😃

[@ipikalive6191]

Ngl the characters fit

[@that-chaotic-1]

Someone: 1 voice cannot make you think they would be your go-to therapist. Lexi: *Observe*

[@AmyraCarter]

Lexi in another video: "RRRR DON'T EAT YOUR CAT"

[@Kiwisill]

What about your therapist

[@that-chaotic-1]

@@Kiwisill ...I think it's safe to say she thinks I wanna kill myself all the time. I have no clue where she's getting those vibes from ._.

[@idioticle3816]

@@that-chaotic-1 therapists are really scary 0-0

[@that-chaotic-1]

@@idioticle3816 yes ;~;

[@TheWisme]

7:50 The fact that we just hear Lexi's reaction to what this is makes it all the more intriguing

[@magmarxiogaming6717]

You know that image with the Backpack of that blacklight sonic looking thing with Obama and Harry Potter around it

[@AbbeyKitty1013]

@@magmarxiogaming6717 but why didn't he show it? I want to know why he didn't show the full image of what he was laughing at

[@sevthedefenderofjustice1828]

@@AbbeyKitty1013 she*

[@magmarxiogaming6717]

@@AbbeyKitty1013 to be completely honest I don't even know

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@AbbeyKitty1013 She doesn't choose how much of the image is on display. The editor gathers the images, compiles them into and order, and sends them to the narrators. The narrators then record as they read and provide commentary, then send the recording back to the editor. The editor then puts together the final version of the video and uploads it. So Lexi didn't choose not to show it. She provided the commentary over the full image and likely thought the full image would be in the video.

[@Realgar_J]

Lexi, the mice are the ones who actually called her Coraline, Bobinski was the one who thought the mice were wrong because he thought her name was Caroline

[@wahoo.]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@lookatmeplease]

@@ara4311 what the fuck

[@RikkiLove0317]

@@lookatmeplease It’s a bot, just report it

[@lookatmeplease]

@@RikkiLove0317 i know that

[@C-Midori]

@@ara4311 No one will want you, so cope.

[@UwU-lm6pn]

I love Lexi's intros so much, so the fact that I get to hear two in the same video makes me very happy

[@yuhitsRB]

Yes! I thought either I had accidentally clicked another video, or I just lost all sense of time, space, and general reality for 2.16 seconds and, upon hearing their voice, my conscience doubled back to the last intro from Lexi I heard. Or they just did the intro twice by accident.

[@emlyw2960]

I noticed that too!

[@cr1ms0n-q7c]

I prefer Robin tho

[@therealwisemysticaltree]

@@cr1ms0n-q7c NOOOO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT HOW YOU DAREEEEE

[@playdude7944]

Yes.he Can I also prefer robin

[@randaranatunga7259]

6:10 That’s r/ihadastroke crossed with r/crappydesign crossed with r/engrish and I absolutely love it

[@That_Doctor_Del_Fella]

The reddit equivalent of the holy trinity.

[@HJ-oo8ph]

Lexi’s voice makes me so happy. She always sounds so nice and uplifting!

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I agree. She sounds like someone I want to be friends with. She would definitely fit in with the few I have.

[@Shade45-]

I hunt people who don't know Lexi's gender For fun

[@Vorteks47]

@@Shade45- so which are you insinuating Lexi is?

[@leighbelk769]

Is it just me, or Lexi sounding more deep?

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@leighbelk769 she's getting over a cold. That always messes with the voice.

[@Queerneko]

When Lexi said "TRANs, yes I am" I felt that I love you Lexi

[@TheEngieTF2]

That Team Fortress 2 x Monsters Inc. In the beginning was not a crappy off brand, more like an awesome off brand

[@TheHotBlade]

The fact that you pulled up here only because of the TF2 reference is hilarious.

[@sovietfrog4506]

@@ara4311 shut

[@d3fault1420]

@@ara4311 kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

i can agree now i want it sadly, it will never happen because tf2 allways get updated

[@rosalinaenjoyer9810]

@@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz Sadly, valve dropped support for TF2

[@strangeaelurus]

You know it's good when it's Lexi narrating

[@wahoo.]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@marekpanoch8450]

And or jack

[@claycountydays]

Shes the best :)

[@d3fault1420]

@@wahoo. kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@HJ-oo8ph]

I love her so much! Just hearing her voice makes me happy

[@TheEngieTF2]

"I am Sullivan Weapons Guy, and this... is my new weapon" - The Sully

[@karsoncochrane8380]

@@ara4311 meet the scammer

[@bloxracer3627]

@@karsoncochrane8380 seems like the bots have breached out of valves control

[@CMDRkarstenvader]

Congrats to lexi for transitioning from female to 'form number seven.' You're so brave and we're so proud of you!

[@guyfierioverlord7637]

i know people need to be talking about this more it’s such an inspirational story. 🥺

[@thelifeofpaolaandrapture4146]

It’s such a heartwarming story❤️

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

I identify as Form No.7 and I'm very proud of her

[@BassicallyKiyash]

Yes

[@ChandaniAranka]

Whenever I hear the number 7 said often, i think about Friends and Monica saying 77777 while saying the female stimulation spots xD

[@FlowerCrown_Shyboi]

There's a little kiosk in at the mall in my town that has these horrible off brand dolls of most of the squid game characters. They had a huge pile of them and no one seemed interested in buying one.

[@VillowC]

Lexi with a gun terrifies me! She can’t see where she is shooting.

[@abandonedchihuahua8056]

Yeah ''her'' shooting is as bad as ''her'' attempt too be female.

[@chinatsu6861]

@@abandonedchihuahua8056 tf is your problem, if Lexi feels female; SHE can be a female.

[@saturnn5316]

@@chinatsu6861 right, its not like you can tell someone what their gender has to be

[@itsthejavavoid]

I am dying to know what prompted this argument.

[@Notemma1337]

@@itsthejavavoid me too

[@moth.monster]

fun fact: the reason why Transfomers gets turned into "Deformers" or similar in many knockoffs is because the franchise's official translated name in china is "变形金刚" (biàn xíng jīn gāng) which translates literally to "deform gold exactly" or something like that (though it's more accurate to translate it as something like "transforming King Kong"). because a lot of these knockoff products are made by people who only speak Chinese, they just plop stuff into machine translators and copy paste with no thought added. i wouldn't judge them though; i'm not fluent in anything other than English lol.

[@Silvallion]

I go here whenever I feel like procrastinating. This is one of those times. Thank you for making my procrastination session better, EmKay. Edit: Completely forgot to greet everyone (including the EmKay hosts) a happy Thanksgiving if they celebrate it. Have a nice Turkey Day everyone.

[@FlushedMoji]

go do your work

[@evelyn4886]

Yes, I love to procrastinate. (Also i love THSC)

[@sharfaraznewaz5496]

Just realized that I've been procrastinating for 5 straight days

[@Stick_and_stone]

Why have s/x bots become more common in youtube comments?

[@siriisstupidandgoogleisbet7900]

I don’t know?

[@chopsticksstudios7341]

7:52 so we get zero explanation for this scene and Lexi for all we know is just spouting random words.

[@magmarxiogaming6717]

7:50 I love how the moment I saw Harry Potter, and heard lexi say Obama and hedgehog, I knew exactly which one it was

[@themoonchild7302]

Thank you for making this comment bc now I know what the shirt looks like

[@shibster2986]

3:55, man. That's not Happy Harold, that's Suffering Samuel

[@ianbrun3003]

Oh my god, the W in 11:19 is just an upsidedown McDonald's M, that's awesome!

[@flameindigo8035]

W for Wumbo.

[@C-Midori]

I’m willing to bet the two Os are taking from the Google logo.

[@TheEngieTF2]

TF2: Scream Fortress with Monsters Inc. costume doesn't sound like a bad idea

[@mrchoochooguy4045]

The engineer is engihere

[@BinglesP]

"Scream Fortress" would be a perfect title

[@Anxiolf]

@@BinglesP shame its already used for the Halloween event

[@Shemsy.C]

Monster Inc.cosmetics confirmed!

[@eunicerodrigues1500]

Lexi: Does an intro Lexi's brain: And I'll do it again

[@pixils_]

i was looking for someone to mention this!

[@jordanhasch2544]

1:15 is LITERALLY translated to "Chocolate nut paste". No; there was zero attempt to hide the jacked copyright.

[@randaranatunga7259]

I can see Randall Boggs become a character called “The Chameleon” or something in a TF2 x Monsters Inc cross over

[@ProfPiss]

Mike Wascoutski

[@itsthejavavoid]

But seriously, I’m gonna need someone to make this an actual crossover game

[@3dg3tr0ll5]

My therapy: think of your happy place. Me: *thinks of the wish version of every company*

[@limpfall13]

Yay Lexi!! Hehe I like it when lexi narrates comforting to know a trans woman like myself can be on a successful channel lol unlike mine that I never use because I procrastinate to much

[@supertransistor8762]

I'm shy and inexperienced, so I just make playlists that no one watches

[@hiddendesire3076]

2:12 No, Mr. Bobinski says that maybe he’s been overworking the mice as they’ve been calling her Coraline, instead of Caroline.

[@itsthejavavoid]

Honestly all I remember is this scene: Wybie: (calls her caroline) Coralline: it’s CORAline. Wybie: and that’s poison ivy (Not fully accurate but yea)

[@agent_w.]

Monsters Inc and TF2 isn’t a crappy off brand… it’s a wonderful off brand!

[@randaranatunga7259]

Agreed

[@wahoo.]

@@randaranatunga7259 kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@d3fault1420]

agreed

[@d3fault1420]

@@ara4311 kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@youhatennnnnnnnnndrink]

@@d3fault1420 wt

[@ivyisntreal2799]

It’s always a good day when Lexi is the narrator for a video, we love you Lexi, stay wholesome!! ❤️

[@smeltstarverse7306]

It’s kinda crazy how many Transformers knockoffs there are, for a franchise that’s nowhere near the top tier of popularity it gets a disproportionately high amount of off-brands

[@TheHuskyGT]

And you didn't see them back in the 80's when they were popular. The amount of knock-offs was overwhelming back then and they are still one of the most popular franchises in the knock-off market.

[@tatiana4050]

I think people really like robots turning into cars

[@woodenhoe]

OPTIMUM PRIDE

[@daveyre]

I cannot explain how genuinely happy I was when the first image (and intro more specifically with the music) was related in sort to Tf2 it may get the recognition it deserves, but that doesn't mean I can't get excited about it when it's mentioned on a channel I watch daily

[@ЕгорКарасик-ь5у]

4:02 The fact that the logo is also stolen from Red Hat (a group of Linux devs) is truly beautiful in a sense :D

[@BuckySweetT00th]

8:10 "I approve of anything Unikitty related!" I do too, you are now my best friend!

[@RQamr]

i can tell

[@anthonyle2506]

The person who made the tf2 intro for this video has to get a promotion

[@wahoo.]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@jericarobison5712]

throughout this video you can slowly hear lexis soul leave her body

[@Nano12123]

That "What The Fu-" at around 4:57 is PERFECT

[@superhypercrazy6821]

2:10 The jumping mice actually call her "Coraline", it's the Russian circus guy who says "Caroline" because he doesn't realize that it's "Coraline" and not "Caroline". The part you're probably getting this from is a scene where he mentions the mice saying for Coraline not to go into the door, and he says they pronounce her name "Coraline" and not "Caroline".

[@NekoEchoflower]

8:00 *Me vibrating madly in curiosity as the video never pans down to show the design*

[@ZeroDurability]

Fun Fact: In Britain, McDonald's lost the right to the Big Mac name after losing a lawsuit to a small shop who they tried to sue for being too close to the Big Mac name with their Super Mac Burger. And this lead to Burger King over in Britain having Not Big Mac's on the menu.

[@user-hr6rb9ly3y]

are you talking about McDonald's or Burger King

[@user-hr6rb9ly3y]

also "having not"

[@LordDim1]

@@user-hr6rb9ly3y After McDonalds lost the right to the Big Mac, Burger King made a burger named a Not Big Mac

[@sapphiredagon]

@@user-hr6rb9ly3y Both, I think. McDonald’s lost the right to the Big Max so I guess Burger King flexed on them by making the Not Big Mac

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

It was in Ireland, not Britain. Supermac is a small chain in the Republic; MacD's did their usual suing thing saying it was based on Big Mac, lost, and that meant in all EU countries there is no copyright/trademark (whichever) on Big Mac as a name, so anyone can use it. I doubt that these days it applies to the UK... (Thanks old people 🤬)

[@bruddanecessity34]

0:08 that intro was fire lmao

[@one-eyedlenin3151]

The W in the WOOD’s sign is just an upside down McDonald’s M. This dude stealing not one but TWO very recognizable symbols.

[@name-uh5ee]

3:14 Apparently Lexi really doesn't know how much mascot suits/fursuits cost

[@ADHD-Creature-Official]

11:25 she only talked about the "D" from Disney but she also didn't relize that the W for Woods was also the upsidedown McDonalds M

[@nvs0p]

*he

[@bigboomer1013]

Ok but can we talk about how clever it is to make randall as Spy and sully as Heavy and mike, the most active and goofy character in the movie as Scout?

[@shibafox]

Lexi mentioning that she watches Ashens, just when I thought I couldn't love you more ❤

[@sylverscale]

Absolutely! That gave me joy. 😄

[@twist_of_death1188]

What happened with the "Harry Potter" T-Shirt? Lexi just started talking about Obama and Sonic but didn't show the whole shirt

[@bjp4869]

I think that just makes it funnier

[@mar6488]

Yeah, wtf?

[@e.l.b2640]

Probably a mistake on the editors part.

[@broadex9080]

She had a breakdown, but I've seen that shirt before and it was hilarious.

[@tuzzysloshyt4323]

Search harry potter obama sonic

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Well, Randall is a great fit for Spy. And I guess Sullivan also fits Heavy. Mike is a bit too small even for Scout, but they probably just couldn't find anyone closer.

[@NeocanTheAxolotl]

The intro was rly good props to the editors!

[@weresofansie1457]

Ben10 with abs freaking killed me. My nephews watch that show and I’m quite sure they would be traumatized if I showed them that.

[@ythegamerita]

10:00 but Hey, That's Just a theory, a game theory!!!!

[@jacobjingle-heimersmith2336]

I should not have to had scroll down this far just to see this comment, I was wondering where it would show up though.

[@structurednonsense3532]

10:27 Stands for Dat Ostrich Got Style

[@HoldmyApplejuice]

4:44 iron deficiency man.

[@InsanityIncarnate]

Boss: Hey, have you heard from Derrick? Employee: yeah he works from home remember? Boss: Could you please go check on him? His works is giving off signals. Employee: ? 6:20

[@MrBlorp-sf9ye]

"I just love offbrand stuff!" People from Lost Pause: "Indeed we do."

[@tigerxra8515]

Oh, I know what you mean. Hello, my fellow.

[@ItsThyme08]

Lexi is the best narrator in EmKay. Not to discredit the others, but Lexi is more energetic and enthusiastic m

[@Doug._]

M

[@Im_Local]

M

[@fallowo5294]

I like his voice!

[@Im_Local]

@@fallowo5294 You broke the M chain.

[@hannelottrup40]

@@fallowo5294 her*

[@Caitilizzie]

4:30 Are we just not going to address the elephant in the room that is the choking hazard above that reads “small farts not for children under 3 years”?

[@satesate1286]

i wish that they'll make a narrator collab and not just one, don't get me wrong i love all the narrators but it will be interesting and funny to see them interacting with each other lol

[@TheHotBlade]

Me: Mom, may I get a [Insert original product here.]? Mom: No, son we have [Original Product] at home. [Original Product] at home: [Insert picture of corresponding off-brand product.]

[@chippsowo]

Im so happy emkay doesnt disrespect furries!

[@AstronautLemur]

Oh jeez

[@d3fault1420]

@@ara4311 kzbin.info/www/bejne/honUlHufZ8uejqs

[@chippsowo]

@@d3fault1420 thank you

[@Vorteks47]

Much agreed; but plenty of commenters probably would though, so it's surprising this comment isn't flooded; good sign to see that it isn't overloaded with argumentless anti-furries

[@bigbird4481]

@@Vorteks47 I actually am curious about this because I'm not super familiar with them and maybe this is just a stereotype, but aren't they into beastiality?

[@kuba.504]

5:40 They're either very polite or very desperate to sell their Chinese Hot Wheels

[@myriousGE]

1:54 it’s LightningBumbleMcqueenBee oH mY gOd CaN i GeT oNe

[@TinniestPlane22]

5:17 okay okay... I see what's happening here... You're face to face of greatness and it's strange.

[@serenag.6587]

The phrase “What’s up sexy I’m Lexi” sparks so much joy for me, after all Lexi was the one that inspired me to become a lesbian musician!

[@xyborg3252]

1:28 "Uncle Ben what happened!?" "SQUID BURGER‼️"

[@KilosFoxo]

1:08 because that 18 wheeler is the vehicle mode of the optimus prime this is knocking off

[@CheesySkye173]

2:51 what drugs is red taking?

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

11:20 Yes, the Disney D is quite prominent on that sign, but look closer and you may just notice that the “W” is actually an upside-down McDonald’s M.

[@saquial]

If you’re interested on Caroline, SaberSpark made a video about it some time ago. But long story short, it’s bad, what a surprise.

[@spaaceeboyy7721]

“Wanna grab some food?” “Yeah” “What do you wanna eat?” “Hmm.. up for some *McDon’s* ?”

[@44WarmocK77]

11:45 smells more like copyright strike

[@nerometalmkii2876]

12:11 Lol that is some next level Lexi fanart simply amazing

[@brothersandsistersofvalhalla]

"Why is this random 18 wheeler here." It was Optimus Prime. They mixed toy story and transformers.

[@BinglesP]

7:50 Harry Potter Obama is so legendary they didn’t even have to show the full image for you to get it

[@violetcaster4644]

6:00 - Ah, Naruto, my favorite Sonic OC!

[@KT-rp9tx]

7:41 Why does this sound like something a drunken SMG might make?

[@professorbraindead2951]

0:01 Ah yes, my favourite game, Team Monsters 2

[@Pyroscity]

Tm2

[@stephanginther9051]

I lived in China for about 10 years. This was in the early 2000's and opening up more and more to the west meant that English was 'trendy'. So they'd hire people to made trendy English slogans and such on t-shirts and such. Only a goodly amount of the people doing this lied about being able to speak English and just either used a translation dictionary (google translate wasn't around just yet) or in some cases, straight up put random English letters on there and made some b.s as to what it said. Then sometimes the person wasn't lying, just wrong about their own English level. In those cases you got products like 'hair manure'. It was on sale in our local supermarket and it was supposed to make your hair healthier but the English on it was all over the place. It was _almost_ coherent but...well they named something you rubbed on your head 'hair manure' so.... Finally and possibly the worst case wasn't even the fault of anyone in China. When big name brands had a lot of unusable stock they sent it to China where most people wouldn't notice. Say a disgruntled employee at a shirt factory ran an entire line of 2000 shirts with 'c*nt' written in bold letters across the chest. The company didn't want them to completely go to waist, so they'd send them to China. A guy from America I knew that worked for some of these big companies confided that this was absolutely true. Plus I saw that particular shirt quite a few times over there. Then there were the knockoffs...thousands and thousands of brands trying to convince you they were the real deal. I saw buchi, abibas, nikee, niky, niike, sonie, and...well you get the picture. That's not even mentioning the ones that had the label correct, trying to pass themselves as the real deal. China does not have copy rights exactly, so this is all perfectly legal.

[@e_jiuu]

Wow. Thank you so much for the information. TIL how some of these are possible :D

[@HeyItsAlice66]

3:45 happy Harold is tired of waiting give him your soul or he will remove it with force

[@erikarussell1142]

Also: that fan art is astounding. I really enjoy seeing all the art.

[@astroblaze_z779]

Canada Dry? Nah, we have America Moist.

[@artemis1935]

i love that

[@PBSA]

The intro part where it says the subreddit made me smile to wide, it was perfectly executed.

[@AmyraCarter]

(sees thumbnail) That single arch is accurate historically... 2:42 Ah, popular stimming toys. What are stimming toys? Well, if you know what stimming is, then, I don't need to explain. I'm not a redditor, but some of these posts are absolute lulz

[@shiroi201]

The squid burger does have actual squid. I mean i haven't eaten it but those rings are most likely calamari which is basically deep fried squid in ring form.

[@mariushatcher2643]

5:06 "pillar man theme plays"

[@eliMicks43]

OHMYGOD!!! I have seen the "The Residual One Has Been Defeated" fidget popper toy in Walmart and was so confused as to why it was called that, however, it did get me to notice it so...🤷‍♀...Also, I love it when Lexi narrates Emkay videos, she's so fun to listen to, humorous, and such a lovely nerd when it comes to the Software gore videos. 😻❤😻❤😻❤😻❤

[@lixten7322]

You immediately gained even more of my respect when you said you refuse to watch squidgame

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

"HELP, HELP! I'm choking!" - Thomas the Tank Engine, 1986 Yes, I know I quoted a TV Series episode for Happy Harold the Today Train as a vision of what Thomas looked like when Lexi said they ripped his face off for the former.

[@unknownuwu8966]

9:14 I saw a Dunkin Donuts ripoff once called Dunk N Ducks.

[@tyjuarez]

4:52 Once You Pop, You Can't Stop!

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Beloved_Cat]

5:11 I feel like this kid would get along great with dark magician girl.

[@itsthejavavoid]

And red magic clone boy

[@UwUYT]

"Boy Deformation" had me cackling

[@dogeinaredsweater5356]

5:36 Transmorphers is a movie made by a movie company called The Asylum which makes a lot of rip off movies with really awful CGI

[@itsthejavavoid]

But great entertainment

[@js4032yt]

0:48 These are actually DB-9 connectors, used for the serial ports on computers (Before USB was invented), the controller input for consoles like the Atari 2600 and the Sega Genisis/Mega Drive, computers like the Commodore 64, and even as a mouse port for the Amiga.

[@Jackgalaga]

0:42 yo i have something similar to that, with the old ports and all, just without the gun, a different design and it was named COMCEL, which is weird because a company where i live was named that but then changed their name to Claro, dunno why it was that way but i still have it

[@Bodnar4342]

6:27 being someone who works for dollar general i can say ive never even heard of these knockoff oreos. Also, fun fact, oreos are knockoffs that won the advert war. Hydrox thought their taste would win but oreos advetising got them the win and pushed hydrox out of the scene.

[@McPilch]

Transmorphers: Robot Invasion should've been read as "In-Vasion" and it fits perfectly with the theme song lol Waaaaait.. Bruce Boxleitner??? John Sheridan from B5??? Nooooo please don't be associated with something crappy like this!! (I checked Wiki, Bruce was in Transmorphers: Fall of Man... hmm so this makes this crappyoffbrand even more sus!)

[@CodecrafterArtemis]

If anyone can defeat knock-off Transformers, it's Tron.

[@mel0dicHarp]

Emkay makes me feel so special, like yes, i do deserve two full intros

[@lilharm]

2:57 do they also have Swedish Cheese?

[@shwm19]

My god. The pizza hat one also has the Linux red hat logo in it. That is amazing.