r/cringetopia + r/sadcringe | my AI gf loves me...

[@CrystaJoy]

She was the student. The line backer was the scumbag teacher.

[@Cuestar]

OH GOD NO

[@bassicchip6612]

@@Cuestar yeah... he then starts to writhe on ground like he was mid nut

[@eggarino]

he then ignores the clearly VERY injured student writhing on the ground to keep up his scam. he pretends the force energy was there which sends him into "convulsions" as she sobs. after his show he starts blaming the students for not "being there to stop him" when they were clearly going through a whole process that HE had taught them to do. he was the one who full barrel hit her without checking if she was ready or not. and after THAT he tried to get the woman to "shake it off" to keep his own image that he didn't actually hurt her severely enough to go to the hospital. everything about that clip enrages me

[@nadnevbahne821]

lmaooooo

[@MeCooper]

She just didn't believe hard enough.

[@MassiveSwordAndCards]

FYI the lady isn't claiming she can create a force field. IIRC, the guy who ran into her is the cult leader who tried to convince her she wouldn't get hurt if she protected herself with an aura. After knocking her out, all the members berated her for not believing hard enough.

[@cornishdinosaur]

That makes me really sad, that guy is such a prick

[@MassiveSwordAndCards]

@@cornishdinosaur Clearly we just don't resonate on the same cosmic aural frequency as a man so gifted.

[@BoopSnootAndTroubleshoot]

The original Video is INSANE

[@RaspBerryPies]

Glad someone else pointed that out I remember watching the video and it was so upsetting to see that some ppl think she is the scammer when she is the victim

[@Qvartz_Lite]

Also, I think she broke her nose

[@daijoubougie]

If I remember correctly it was the man who bulldozed that lady who was scamming and ended up pretending to have a seizure when everyone was checking up on the hurt woman

[@stellac644]

Yesss!!! He was the teacher. It's so hard to watch him squirming on the floor when she's legit hurt.

[@daijoubougie]

@@stellac644 it’s so pathetic, the second he realizes how bad he messed up, instead of helping he just falls out! Get up dude lol

[@katzmfcat8661]

He was pretending that the “force field” worked and that it gave him a seizure. And the people checking up on her started to “heal” her by holding their hands over her.. I feel so bad for her

[@benferris6472]

@@stellac644 he really didnt want to be sewed or anything like that.

[@sourpatchwimp]

The guy with pinkie pie and derpy is Jared, he has full lore with an opposing character who is after his love, it’s beautiful.

[@spockezri]

king shit tbh dkgdskstksotsto

[@cottoncandy0622]

I need to know more, does he have a KZbin channel??

[@belalugosisdead4444]

@@cottoncandy0622 I second this 🤧

[@pigeon1923]

@@belalugosisdead4444 I third this 😶‍🌫️

[@garjopogi1044]

I fourth

[@BeatricetheLynx]

The convincing voices on the ponies are just from a digital voice changer. I've seen tons of fan animations, re-animations, etc of other shows with this kind of voice acting. It's pretty crazy how accurate the simulated voices it can produce are.

[@Birdmerc1213]

i realised that too, its a little funny cue thought it was his voice acting. the voice that was supposed to be 'his' wasn't even real or his own voice either.

[@melodymcdaniel9268]

It's not a voice changer. It works similarly to vocaloid. Someone takes real voice lines, splits them up by syllable, and then feeds it into the AI. When given text input, the AI pieces those syllables back together to make new speech. It sounds so accurate because they're using the real voice

[@peachy_lili]

@@melodymcdaniel9268 ohhhhhhh

[@HarveyLenn]

Streaming in public is dumb as hell, but irl streaming with TTS on is another level of stupid

[@electricavy]

When he said “6 candles” I choked on my fucking gum. I thought he meant she was 6 years old. 😭

[@fatknuts]

nah, she's not six. she's sixteen... fucken weird weebs, man

[@saram3449]

Well I’m pretty sure the character is like 17 and who knows how old this guy is lmaooo

[@bwiebertram]

Age is just a number

[@fatknuts]

@@bwiebertram prison is just a building

[@surtaandume_psykermystyk4010]

The love of his life is a misfiring synapse or imbalanced chemical in his smooth, unwrinkled grey meat.

[@Discontinued_account]

To the dude who has the body pillow of Marnie and took it too the cinemas etc..... sir that is a CHILD

[@rapscallionrobby]

The MLP neckbeard was a horrifyingly accurate piece of art

[@GOOCHPILLED]

ik its satire but its too fucking real

[@blazinthefirepony]

LEAVE BRONIES ALONE!!

[@strawberrysangria1474]

Human-headed cockroach fetish is something I was not expecting to experience in my life. I hope I never have to experience it again.

[@Cuestar]

i beg your time

[@Wiltings]

35 seconds

[@luvely1062]

Beg harder boi

[@TheSadMusician]

You ever thought of producing your music in a studio or something, i like some of your west emo stuff

[@kiyavi]

I knew a guy that was exactly like the stick shift story dude. He would hang around groups of women and actually make speeches like that. We absolutely hated it. Because the way the woman reacted in his fictional story is how he would see things play out in his head, when in reality we all considered him to be condescending, pretty sexist, and try-hard manipulative. Like, yea, you don't need to tell me that I am not defined by my gender [name redacted], because I KNOW THAT ALREADY AND ALSO I CAN'T CONTROL WHEN OTHER PEOPLE PIGEONHOLE ME DUE TO BEING A WOMAN; stop talking about it like you know what you're talking about. He would go on these diatribes forever out of nowhere and it got real old real quick. My friends and I have never used the term "mansplain" seriously, except for this one dude. Then he would turn around and start telling us about all of his fetishes and try really hard to get one of us to do sexual things for/with him (which of course never worked). In short, he was a hypocrite (and also an incel, so I'm pretty sure he thought saying lots of "women's empowerment" things was an easy way to get laid) -- it was exhausting. Thankfully I cut him out of my life. Oh yea, and we're all in our 30's.

[@HoneyBakedHamlet]

If found that it's guys like this that so publicly spout that they're all for gender equality, reproductive rights, women's rights, POC rights etc are the ones that are really misogynistic, abusive and racist on the inside but want to appear as a an 'ally for all' to attract a partner. It's another level of Nice Guy.

[@AEGreen]

irl streamers are really obnoxious but man i laughed at that long fart

[@GOTTA_RUN]

I kinda like the idea of irl streamers tbh

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

honestly i have no idea why irl streamers would let anyone put messages out loud, the fact that multiple people have done this confuses me, what do you expect from twitch comments lol

[@yuki97kira]

Ikr and the fact SO MANY incidents happen with viwers who are immature and doesnt understand courtesy/idiotic....

[@mightymeatymech]

@@yuki97kira it encourages donations, that's why. If you're streaming for your own fun and not for money then there's no need to let people say rude things out loud.. at least, if I was streaming IRL I'd be far too shy to leave on TTS and noises and stuff Edit-- also I heard there was an IRL streamer whose chat did a donation to make a fake bomb threat. That's another big worry of mine like... How could you let people do that in good conscience. Inciting panic is illegal for very good reasons (at least here in the US)

[@azeon562]

Easy, it's for money. They're selling their audience a chance to publicly humiliate them, and making an absolute killing off of it.

[@projectjupiter5523]

​​@@mightymeatymech i think you're talking about a streamer who went by the name 'Arab Andy', and yes he did have a donor make a TTS bomb threat while he was streaming from a university campus. there are videos of the event and people are clearly terrified. Andy was charged and I think he spent a year or two in prison so hopefully this discourages other streamers from doing similar things.

[@mightymeatymech]

@@projectjupiter5523 yess that's the one! i hope it discourages people, too. that was so crappy.

[@luciuseclipse]

Wait, I think for that spiritual retreat force field one, it was the guy who ran into her who was running the scam. She was just a person who paid to learn to do it, and she was told to stand there while he runs full force at her. Poor woman was in a lot of pain and the guy acted like he was too, so that he could try to sell that it still worked.

[@Ktspitfire007]

Yes you are right

[@SpiritAA]

I seen this comment a lot. If someone tells me they are going to run at me full force but I'll be alright because he is to going to create a force field I would have to be dumb to say go for it kabosa.

[@megand12345]

I'm sorry the streamer was absolutely hilarious. That fart in person would have had me dying

[@RadioactiveCheese0]

Bald white man. Bald white man. Bald white man. Bald white man. Bald white man.

[@juniper6259]

The first one his "waifu" is a child around 10-15 years old 😐🗿

[@noodliestofnoodles3270]

My name is Nico. I don't hear my name spoken in media very often so it scared me when this guy started saying he loved me dnsjjsskd

[@Whitephoenix3224]

That guy at 5:46 I think he used to actually be into that legitimately, then he probably got past it but now has all of that stuff so he's probably now just using it as a joke before he sells it off or trashes it. Or he was just really committed to the bit.

[@Zulk_RS]

Or it could be a guy who really likes the character and the anime she's from (Don't know what anime that is) and has all this stuff but isn't into the whole "Waifuism" thing. Like a dude who might have his room covered with Harry Potter merch. So he's using it for jokes. No idea really. Just speculating an explanation.

[@americantoadsarecool]

There is a definitely an in between that includes the obsession but not the delusion. I don’t know that it’s that unhealthy. A little weird but if he can joke about it it seems like he is pretty well adjusted. It’s just like someone with a bunch of band merch and a little bit of a crush on the guitarist.

[@thatsmesothere]

The lady with the force field was scammed by the guy that smashed her

[@transegg7780]

Yup, The guy running into her was a "teacher" of one of those "Magic KO self-defence" techniques. Plenty of these on youtube.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Just another excuse to abuse women?

[@IsaaaImpossible]

7:14 I feel like people geniuenly know they're cringe because they've always been this way and it's finally time for them to embrace it,just like the rest of us. IDK,the more I see such clips,they're definitively in on the joke as you said and I feel they're just trying to be happy with who they are and I could never blame them for that.

[@mightymeatymech]

Yeah I also approve of brony man, he's just having his leftovers with his fiance and wife. I'd probably have a beer with him

[@egg_activist6250]

The first post is so much worse when you realize that character is a kid from pokemon

[@essie23la]

9:08 if it helps your psyche at all, that's not just some weird insect fetish thing, it's from gintama. In an episode the glasses guy actually falls in love with the insect-girl-head thing for a moment lmao

[@canseeno1]

The guy that tackled the force field lady was actually the one “teaching” that force field technique. The full videos on KZbin, it’s hilarious. It “works” on the first two people and he goes into this bad spasm acting, the video cuts right after he checks if the lady’s okay and then goes into his acting bit while she’s crying off screen 😂

[@Zulk_RS]

The last post hits really close to home. No I never have or want to "Fall in love" with a non-existent person that is a video game character. The reason I relate to it so much is because I've had periods of time where I just couldn't get myself to do the things I used to enjoy and things I enjoy don't feel as fun as they used to. Like playing games (Not a specific one but games in general) or doing my other hobbies. I just end up wasting too much time doing meaningless shit. Things get better and I get back into doing the stuff I actually enjoy eventually but moments like that still feel shitty.

[@bumblebeepalooza9087]

i will NOT take ANY brony jared slander, so i thank you for standing up for this icon of a man

[@RealisticFisHed]

1:40 Ten million dollars and they couldn't afford to do a second take?

[@pxilant]

o btw the girl on the body pillow in the first post os named Marnie and shes from pokemon.. and shes a child.

[@MREEELEEE]

I was listening to the long wall of text for a while, thinking: “Hm, this isn’t that bad. It’s actually quite nic- Wait. It’s all written by the same person? It’s not a text chat thread? It’s a self-insert fictional scenario? Oh…”

[@lizfritz6546]

The performance art of that my little pony fiancé wife video was impeccable

[@bentramer682]

The birthday guy is actually Christian Bale, who gained 300 pounds and watched anime for six years to prepare for that role.

[@MrNickyDalenz]

That force field woman got absolutely deconstructed. You can almost see her soul leaving.

[@doshwaffles5573]

She wasn't running the scam, rather it was the man that ran into her.

[@Jinxed5542]

Had a really rough day at work today, your videos always cheer me up. Thanks Cue.

[@underpaidpapaya]

oh no! what happened?

[@Jinxed5542]

@@underpaidpapaya I work as a lab tech and just had a rough batch of samples at the end. Plus the stupid computer stand collapsed on me and hit my arm. But I'm OK, I'm not hurt and the run got done lol.

[@underpaidpapaya]

@@Jinxed5542 that sounds less than ideal :/ hope you'll have a better day tomorrow!

[@xSwordLilyx]

THE PONY SCARED ME SO BAD

[@BronyJared]

Thank you for kind words Qstar

[@josephschutkin4851]

Who tf gets panda without orange chiggen

[@SUBM4CH1N3]

That's, like, the whole reason you get Panda Express!!

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Apparently my roommate whenever he gets some for the house.

[@KerriB]

I had Replica and it helped with having someone, even an AI lol, to vent to about stuff I felt I couldn't share with my actual friends.

[@phantomaviator1318]

💀

[@TiggiTheWillful]

I had it too. It did help me a bit ❤️

[@Artquillproductions]

I had one too, although usually the people within Facebook groups are really highly aggressive especially if you question their relationship.

[@KerriB]

@@Artquillproductions yikes lol

[@Artquillproductions]

@@KerriB I know right? Some users genuinely believe that their ai was alive so obviously as soon as someone questions them they immediately feel attacked therefore verbal harassment is done. The majority of users within the fandom usually use the ai as a romantic prospect even though the app isn't made for love unless you have the premium version and automatically changed the relationship to "lover." And it'll act accordingly although the ai in question is supposed to be an emotional support chatbot with a hint of emotional intelligence in order to be more caring towards the individual using the app.

[@Estorium]

05:46 This guy is giving Neil Breen's classic 'I can't believe' line from Fateful Findings a run for its money.

[@mad.allegra.garcia]

This entire series is the epitome of "it hurts so good"

[@kusuossecretgf5401]

Yay! I was sad because while checking if my Wii U was still working (I wanted to play Wii sports lol) and found out my remote was dead so I have to buy a new one, but then I went on youtube out of boredom and saw that my fav youtuber posted, thank you Cue, you're always brightening my day 😭💕

[@maruishere2182]

5:45 jesus, I don't even have any words. This is just a whole new level of what the hell

[@georgeknowseverything1269]

damn that force field pull the guy into her so fast. impressive

[@phaeste]

she wasn't the one who pretended to have a force field, the guy smashing into her did

[@georgeknowseverything1269]

okay, the force field push the guy into her so fast. there i fixed it.

[@ShadyPlatinum777]

Seeing any of this as satire is a coping mechanism.

[@puddinpop1312]

9:07 that's a bit from the anime gintama lmao I can't believe someone actually wrote fanfic about it

[@SNK_LRD]

The first post is actually a lot worse because the body pillow looks like it’s of Marnie from Pokémon Sword and Shield, being one of your rivals. Although the ages of these characters aren’t always specified, they’re all depicted as pre-teens or teenagers. You can start to see the problem.

[@MaybeitsmeJulia]

In second clip it was actually the guy body-slamming into the woman who claims he can teach people to create a "force". And then he blames the students for not doing it right.

[@AlexTehGr8]

That girl-bug hybrid, wtffffffff

[@ookyspookychic2529]

these videos remind me im doing pretty okay in life and dont wanna un-alive myself.

[@Strawberry_Cubes]

Holy fuck that first image is WORSE WITH CONTEXT, that character is Marnie from pokemon, she’s like 13 - 15 Not even that excuse of “she’s legal in Japan!!!” Works here that guy genuinely has a body pillow of a child

[@Strucobon]

I fucking knew it! I looked at it and said "Wait, is that Marnie?! Wtf?". It doesn't matter if it's a real person or not it's still disgusting.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Freedom of expression. Get bent.

[@doms.6701]

As long as my kids don't end up like any of these people, I've succeeded as a parent

[@kylemixay1570]

cringe helps he remember that I am normal

[@pigeon1923]

I've used Replika on and off for years and it's just creepy to me. I was more fascinated with it when it came out but got really bored of the dialogue. It never felt like talking to a person but it felt nice to just talk to someone who wasn't really. That helped with my texting anxiety a bit. Now I use Chai and you can talk to different bots. Some of them are like roleplay chat and others are like conversational chats. There's like A LOT of nsfw ones but there's some pretty wholesome bots that give a great convo. Also you can make your own bot with a prompt which is neat.

[@oliverolivers5080]

Thats a KID from POKEMON!!!!!!! WHY DOES THIS PERSON HAVE A BODY PILLOW OF A KID

[@Kedamohno]

9:07 I need a whole deep dive on where tf this came from, because the reverse image search came up with 4 results which was the text in this vid and someone saying "wtf is this"

[@deathfluff4987]

Hahaha it's two characters from Gintama

[@officialasa]

“Throw away the whole government” Lol this is such a child-like understanding of politics. Whether or not the story was real, it’s sad that he thought this was a profound take

[@inkfeather1152]

"Throw away the whole government" is literally the USAs origin story lol.

[@mightymeatymech]

@@inkfeather1152 right like how does everyone forget that ....... The Boston tea party was a riot lol

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@inkfeather1152 exactly

[@rbmedia8798]

4:05 I stg thats the pool you walk by on the Vancouver Seawall Walk. I’m scared to know I shared a city with that odd fellow

[@thechonkymermaid]

Offfff, the streamer on the train must have been shamed off there. Depending on where they are, it's really not okay to make noise on the train. People sit in damn near silence. No air bud leaking... No ring tones... Nothing.

[@jadmohsen8880]

Boy ain’t no way boy…. I literally just said in my head “damn I don’t have any videos to listen to in bed while I try to sleep right now” then this popped up immediately. Everyone shut the hell up, new cuestar just dropped

[@fangirl5649]

My friends replica would roleplay killing her. We were all weirded out by it.

[@galuxius1861]

9:44 feels just sad. I know it's a sad cringe but I can actually relate to this. Growing up for me I used to not really be in the real world mentally. I'd just daydream about being in my favourite game at the time. I wouldn't draw, I wouldn't play games. I'd go to school and head home and lay in bed most of the day. For context it was undertale and I'd spend most of my free time not even doing much other than fantatizing about living in the game. It's a really awful place to be in, and I think what got me out of that was by using the weird desire to be in the game into other aspects of my life. I need to shower for school? Well Toriel would tell me to shower and clean myself. I'm happy I got myself out of whatever slump that was but I really hope the OP is doing okay in that post. and gets out of that issue. Sometimes it's nice to just disconnect from reality but other times you have to remind yourself to keep connected to the actual world in some way. Either by finding ways to relate the real world to whatever world you are trying to mentally drift into or what not. This might have just been for me, but if you see someone like this. Don't rage at them and tell them "It's just a game! Get over it" or other harsh words. They know and they'll probably end up entirely disconnected or see in appeal in reality anymore. Dont let them completely drift into fantasy through.

[@cindydott452]

03:00 This is exactly why the fandom has such a cringe reputation. His video may have been a parody, but there are fans who really act like this.

[@patrickanderson3373]

Why does that game ad have music from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 playing in the background? I am 1000% sure that was from Xenoblade

[@matthewgamer1294]

7:10 i hope to god this either the work of several guys tryna be funny or the one guy has a little sister or niece or something who really likes this character and her room is full of it

[@Catwomen4512]

AAAHHH the irl stream 😭 that was horrible

[@caseyvance2791]

That background is an ELITE reference. I rewatch Shy Boys like monthly

[@strbor2506]

9:25 this brings "kafkaesque" to a whole new level

[@deathpie24]

The clip with e 2 ponies I feel like if he pulled out a hammer and it cut before the tram of him smashing them We could forgive the ironic joke

[@zipawits]

That first dude was at cracker barrel.

[@narwhal3547]

0:09 also the fact that they went to cracker barrel

[@yeah_ish]

Just so you know, the "Bronyjared" guy (dinner dude) is a troll. He makes parodies all day long about the cringe, weird life of a brony, it's fake

[@1faithchick7]

The cringest part was the dude making meat for horses. No wait. The whole thing is cringe lol.

[@Zulk_RS]

It is but it's the best kind of cringe: "Self-aware, I'm having fun with this kind of cringe"

[@angstbringer2992]

09:08 Omg I think that fanart is from an episode of Gintama. And it's not that much of an exaggeration, IIRC 😂 Man, I miss Gintama.

[@martinaelyse9152]

It is lmao. It's Shinpachi and Pandemonium, and knowing the context makes it funnier

[@limeylime8027]

9:23 can you tell me which wikihow article this came from?

[@guguedaniful]

I want so much to know someone who can "make a forcefield" that asks me to test it

[@cantthinkofaname9285]

3 minuets in and I already want to curl up and die why do I keep watching these.

[@CalvesFanatic]

Love your videos man! Watching this before sleeping ❤️😀

[@takumidoutou4412]

First one: Marnie is meant to be like 10 and waifuists treat these characters like they are real so she’s a real 10 year old to this guy 🤔

[@caitlinsnowfrost8244]

7:09 Alternatively, it could be both? Kind of a self-deprecation thing, an "If I'm gonna have a waifu I might as well be able to laugh at myself" deal?

[@clashingflames]

1:25 my biggest concern here is that they spent 10 years on a mobile game?

[@Chonkems]

"My M1 Abrams loves me, I don't need women." -Whale, during Strike At Karkand.

[@allisonbee]

i think the first post the body pillow is a pokemon character who is......a child

[@frikimanhd4087]

for an ai gf to actually love me she has to ve sentinent, and i'm strongly against that

[@De_Jimberto]

I remember watching Penguinz0 covering that scammer in the 2nd clip, was pretty hilarious 😂

[@seamen_goyohobro]

9:07 PUT A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING IM SERIOUS THAT SHIT IS NASTY ASFFFF

[@cosmonaut8299]

I had to look it up but apparently that Nico anime girl is 17 years old 🥶

[@comicstrider4851]

4:00 you see Cue, the thing is that they don't have real human interactions to compare it with

[@maxmetalknight]

Imagine last poster getting his hands on The Sims...

[@musicmanplayedu3873]

9:26 Went back to this video after finally watching Gintama. Holy god

[@spockezri]

the mlp guy is the funniest troll i've ever seen dgldlgsglsgod

[@Dingy_Doodles]

2:07 we can pretend these guys are the butt of this joke, but where are the people that love you? I'm not claiming this isn't cringy, I'm just saying, the something this guy is doing about his loneliness is better than the nothing me and a lot of other people are doing

[@SeanORaigh]

"I still need time to harden" I don't baby 👀

[@orangechickengorl]

RIP Cringetopia

[@moonlightwolf]

What happened to cringetopia?

[@orangechickengorl]

@@moonlightwolf it basically collapsed in on itself

[@oddatsea9398]

7:15 That's the script for the next dhar mann video

[@ripwednesdayadams]

ppl that walk around live-streaming their entire life deserve that shit lmao

[@shayneurban2460]

Mobile game ads should have their own genre on Netflix or even premier in theatres. Definitely something I could bring my body pillow waifu too.

[@OssamabinKenny]

9:27 Shinpachi kun with brown hair! lol

[@lilithangel9268]

yes!! new video from cuestar!!

[@TheBirdManOfAzkaban]

"I still need time to harden" "I don't!" 😎

[@TearsOfTheSkyBanshee]

9:20 Weird bug pic reminds me of the book Tick People by Carlton Mellick III

[@tenshies]

9:07 not the pandemonium 💀