r/Cursedcomments | FETUS DELETUS

[@cas4018]

Petition for him to say "My Namien is Damien"

[@atmosbydylan]

*F U C K N O*

[@silentvixlet]

And i am very famien.

[@Neko.091]

YASSSSSS

[@vivacity1261]

Yes

[@Arctic_and_The_F0X]

DYL/SIM *y e s*

[@sovietunion8087]

Joke Me: that's pretty funny Damien: *W H E E Z E*

[@haanaamonotonedmajintimepa8105]

Soviet Union nice

[@marko104lukac2]

Noic

[@jacksonguillory8114]

Soyuz nerushimy,????????

[@standarrow6159]

Blyat

[@admiralgremlin6767]

Come on comrades let’s laugh at this joke and starve to death

[@clowns4fun]

teacher: why u laughing me: nothing me: *emkay has a reddit*

[@clowns4fun]

@Dylan Schell Blazkowikz yep, and i'm proud

[@eclipsegeckothesecond8982]

Dylan Schell Blazkowikz not all furries are part of the dark side 😤🥺

[@its_unbearable]

@@eclipsegeckothesecond8982 thank you.

[@sandtoe9272]

SweetTeaX wait omg hi

[@top2not2___]

What

[@honeydew1917]

No one: My brain at 2 am: **thinks about Damien’s laugh and makes me start laughing too**

[@lvd_johnskateboard8331]

You can't spell manslaughter without laughter

[@silentvixlet]

Mansloter

[@theomegadestructor4974]

Killstreak

[@52xeloR]

you can’t spell abuse without use

[@geo4876]

@@52xeloR For a second I thought you said "you can't spell abuse without me"

[@alexanderhiatt2399]

Mans

[@littlepotato5525]

Friends are kind of like toast. If you set them on fire, they are crunchy.

[@Booce-db5db]

Little Potato at least you tried

[@speedylinguine]

Little Potato *KWISPY*

[@FA-yi1vt]

I like my friends with a C r o n c h

[@lunarpitch]

Krispy Friends Are Best Friends

[@kalebriddle7215]

R/cursedcomments

[@d3ad_ro0ster]

The title reminds me of that one: Hermione: Harry, I'm pregnant Harry Potter: fetus deletus!

[@geo4876]

dO do Do DO Dooooo dOOOooO

[@breadiswater1979]

FETUS DELETUS THE.FETUS IS MEATUS

[@calypsosystem3726]

A b o r t i o n

[@LucaGel23]

Better yet, have fun with her body! AVADA KEDAVRA!!!

[@Sage-ve3pl]

He better deltus that fetus Because his wife do be ginny

[@ArrowStike_Bunn]

“This is Twitter, not Google Grandma” okay natsuki

[@foreignbeggar3783]

was that an @abroad in japan joke? lol.

[@rudylopez2979]

BHAUHAUAUAHAUAHUAHAHUA

[@germangomez7347]

*M A N G A I S L I T E R A T U R E*

[@calamity9451]

*snaps neck

[@rob3840]

“Harry,you need to stop doing abortions at school” “Fetus deletus”

[@aneasyliving]

hi my name is fitz, welcome to the vid

[@rob3840]

IC3 CL0UD finally somebody pointed it out

[@gremlinteddy]

oof

[@silvertheshinysylveon6646]

"Harry, You're A Wizard!"

[@Edmonton-of2ec]

It would be funnier if it was phrased deletes the fetus

[@hayden9384]

Post: *something funny* Emkay:😕 Emkay:His own joke Emkay:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

[@Altives]

The Real Paul Rudd thats not funny

[@Akira.0.]

@@Altives but it's true

[@coronavirus8551]

Ah yes true comedy

[@mirkeer814]

Alfred Gamer yeah but it’s tru tho so its kinda funny

[@Altives]

F.E.V ik

[@therandom0ne939]

I named the spider in my room Cotton-eyed Joe because I need to know two things. 1. Where did he come from 2. Where did he go....

[@SemiStrange]

I love that song

[@saraphiquell8712]

shit..

[@m6dspartan903]

Unoriginal

[@dragongaming5397]

@@m6dspartan903 your unoriginal

[@coolestdude244]

stolen from twitter

[@youfromthepast3513]

Time traveler here, we can’t eat humans anymore because of social distancing.

[@alvinmiranda7574]

No you can

[@Mr.Pocket]

I had a 20 inch fork so we can

[@Mr.Pocket]

Venom Snek only a spoon full

[@Mr.Pocket]

Venom Snek of ice cream

[@Mr.Pocket]

Venom Snek WhAt dId yOu ThInK I WaS gOiNg To SaY

[@PIB2000]

*Stares at pineapple* "I guess the real question is, who's eating who?"

[@alex41201]

Yes

[@Hypesutube]

WDYM?

[@lorenzopastorelli1114]

Bloodhound WHO CUMS IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?

[@jixo6294]

@@lorenzopastorelli1114 why.. just why?

[@lorenzopastorelli1114]

Jixo Plays Because i felt like it.

[@mollytaylor8122]

*For all of you freaking out about pineapples:* Literally they're giving an overexaggeration of how acid works, and there's MUCH more acid in sour candies than in pineapples. There's absolutely nothing wrong with eating pineapples OR sour candy.

[@mollytaylor8122]

@Silly Goose Yeah, our stomachs are strong enough to take Coca Cola, which can literally be used to strip through steel. I think it can take a lil 🍍

[@mollytaylor8122]

@Silly Goose lol your name is perfect for this - you silly goose, that'll kill ya!

[@Micro13bk]

Apparently, it s because of the enzyme it contains, Bromelain... That enzyme digests proteins and it s technically "eating you"...Some people who are sensitive to it might experience bleeding gums and what not equivalent to minor scratches...But it s the same way people claimed that Coca-Cola disolves your teeth (If you keep it in your mouth for a reallllly long time, which is not realistic at all)...

[@Micro13bk]

@@mollytaylor8122 I don t think Coke strips steel, it does however make rust removal too easy...Which, if I recal corectly, you can do the same thing with vinegar...

[@zyloft2053]

Molly Taylor ima say that’s an exaggeration so r/wooosh

[@LokiThePug]

2:59 Me:”eating pineapple” The pineapple:PAYBACK MOTHERFUCKER NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[@mrmagunga2788]

Ok this is so underrated

[@forrevv]

The Pineapples are back, *W I T H V E N G E A N C E*

[@veronnn.]

sforeevoo lol I’m ded

[@iamthechair6328]

Pineapples= Cow

[@uglymugofaprofilepicture8312]

I just imagined how spongebob would end up being eaten by his on home, or that one episode(The best day ever, I think)where those bugs were eating everything and would’ve gotten eaten by the pineapple inside out.

[@Pteryll]

This is not mine but: “ yeetus yeetus commit self deleteus”

[@snappishorc_legacy8506]

Long or short, cocaine it can snort

[@asheboii9633]

what. just....what?

[@Pteryll]

Nice

[@therandom0ne939]

I love this

[@aldijanazukic9813]

Yeetus Yeetus I shalln’t commit self deletus.

[@rubix1619]

6:51 Emkay: Fetus Deletus Me: Lmao more like fetus beatus

[@diamondsandhearts1888]

Ok

[@silentvixlet]

Ok

[@nojustno416]

Ok

[@tatakae5339]

Ko

[@mjulyo]

Boomer

[@chaos7879]

Me: *YEETUS FEETUS* EmKay: *FEETUS DELETUS* Me: *.-.*

[@theaxolotlman3345]

Why not do both

[@ironduke5058]

@@MajorGunner lmao how do you do that 😂😂?

[@Megyazer]

Cletus yeetus feetus deletus

[@poysona]

@@danareese1895 okay..?

[@MajorGunner]

@@ironduke5058 It's simple. Since i'm on mobile, ill explain how to do it on android cos I don't have an apple phone. 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 1: 𝖦𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖦𝗈𝗈𝗀𝗅𝖾 𝖯𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝖾. 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 2: 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁 𝗎𝗉 "𝖥𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗄𝖾𝗒𝖻𝗈𝖺𝗋𝖽". 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 3: 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗉𝗉 𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 "𝖥𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗌". 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 4: 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇𝗅𝗈𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗉𝗉. 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 5: 𝖿𝗈𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗉𝗉. 𝖲𝗍𝖾𝗉 6: 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 ㋛

[@thecaliconinja7667]

Someone posts something* Comments: demonic laughter*

[@microearthquake]

*The Gates of Hell have opened*

[@ziggyartz1217]

*laughs demonically*

[@notklouds-3177]

*you burst into tears as Satin laughs*

[@bio5612]

Satan has Entered the server

[@eclipsedninja1346]

*Satan has entered you*

[@enteikarino6921]

Regarding the pineapple, yes, it can eat away at your flesh. It’s often used as a tenderizer to soften meat. As for eating it, it can’t kill you if you digest it first.

[@SirScroatyPeniasMcCheese]

Dammit.

[@lightsinthesky4989]

"Wooooo, I give dummy good tongue," is the only truly cursed comment in this video.

[@Ryothh]

@deadspace the end is cursed also

[@yousif639]

Naaaah the yoda one made me regret mh existence

[@mothmio]

We have the same pfp

[@lightsinthesky4989]

@@mothmio we are both amggree gators

[@CatoMinemcrideisepic]

Dummy good top*

[@aurealite]

“I want a new joke, I want a new joke, I want a new joke” *and that kids is how I was born* (Do you really want my username to be Ctrl_Alt_Delete)

[@LisaWilliams-jb5re]

I love ur pfp

[@aurealite]

Lisa Williams 🎩 🤗 👕 👖 👟👟

[@chillepicweirdcat9388]

that’s heckin sad

[@bestboydoppio234]

kinda funny, did chuckle

[@yared_intel2307]

I dont get the joke

[@mosqit4324]

Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing, sir. My brain: Melon musk

[@nickparkyn4712]

Is it pronounced mee-lon musk?

[@loliprison7759]

Melon husk

[@natsueyama]

@@loliprison7759 yes.

[@tanvikhare9710]

@@nickparkyn4712 came just to clarify this

[@degistirmelutfen]

@@nickparkyn4712 mee loon

[@Lawsonomy1]

Eye condition: Idris heterochromia. It's more common in cats then it is in humans.

[@basyaproductions8744]

Same with dogs, i would know because i have a husky with the same condition

[@ihavethisnowiguess]

cus incest iis kinda norm for cats

[@ImADeity]

coo

[@smashypixel4188]

@@basyaproductions8744 have a weiner with the same condition but one of her eyes have 2 colors for some reason and it looks like a pokeball

[@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364]

@@ihavethisnowiguess r/cursedcomments

[@kztraaa]

I love how Damien calls every small animal a "little guy" its just adorable

[@tatakae5339]

A "Laughter" in Slaughter! And "Art" in Fart

[@silentvixlet]

Oh man

[@EB-yl6fn]

There is use in abuse

[@tatakae5339]

@@EB-yl6fn Oh my God yes..

[@jun-hs4eo]

A ‘Dad’ in ‘Daddy’

[@renzovergara3436]

when you get F in your art class

[@skywalkershand2338]

"What question do you never want to be asked again?" Why my dad is tied to my bed.

[@TrashDeviant]

"What question do you never want to be asked again?" I thought we were having steamed clams?

[@Dippy__Draws]

TrashDeviant no,no I said steamed *HAM§*

[@Ben_Cartwright]

The first question you asked, now shut up and change the question so I don't read it again

[@anintellectual1637]

"What question do you never want to be asked again?" *hey... your grandma died 4 years ago right?*

[@spicystxrrs]

2:32 just imagine you're laying in bed and feel that breeze then you just hear, "bOooOo iM a GhoOoOssstTt," then just a bunch of choking noises

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

I would have assumed that they were reliving their death

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

Damien: "There's nothing wrong with Grand-daddy Doms, _I'm one of those."_ *_Fear has entered the chat_* Edit: Thanks for 1K likes!!

[@kamimizuumi]

I made an army of vampire sim that are the son of grim. *fear has left the chat* *Terrerisom has joined the chat*

[@Feldsparb420]

*how tf you make italics*

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

@@Feldsparb420 ex: &I'm not here& But replace the & with _

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

So it's _I'm not here_

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

@「SakuraFox」 *I'm confused*

[@ryducks]

Me: I like dark jokes *turns off light* Me: Knock knock

[@hiraeth776]

Who is there?

[@ryducks]

Kanashi Ko frick didn’t think this far

[@sulkii9437]

The door is open, get out

[@ryducks]

* Turns back on light* Fine

[@Andrea-by4jk]

*naked grandma*

[@demonas4985]

There is always “Fun” in funeral just look at the ghost around ya you will see him congratulating the new guy

[@notlionel]

sucks that I cant see them

[@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn]

Now just because of you my funeral is going to be worse.

[@catlegend4964]

@@notlionel yet

[@wolfydawolf1296]

The pic in the thumbnail would be sort of wholesome if he were holding a catcher's mitt instead of a bat

[@paulwingert9993]

What about an X and he's Holding a fork

[@pixalsamurai4048]

Friends are like trees. If you spray water on them..... They will be wet.

[@Sinstarclair]

*processing*

[@Neo6x1]

Cursed comment

[@-loonatheworld]

my brain just went through a buffering stage

[@melmaraquino5439]

Wat

[@quicksilverdaisyday]

Pixal Samurai P....P.I.X.A.L.?? P.I.X.A.L. BORG?? FROM LEGO NINJAGO: MASTERS OF SPINJITZU??

[@ollaniuspius1211]

"Undead head" *_Thinks back to that one Ghostbuster's scene_*

[@stevepensando2593]

*BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD*

[@thetrashiesttrash9120]

So I've decided to make a novel entirely composed of "Florida Man" stories

[@itsphyrra6573]

Finally, the epic story I’ve been wanting to read!

[@systemoverrider4270]

Is it a thriller? It's probably gonna be a thriller.

[@football4life85]

Ender_Piggy I’d read it

[@alyssasalmon4883]

Link for purchase

[@thaliabalia9871]

I'll read it

[@lazypaladin]

I've never felt more connected to anyone...Damiens reaction to Mumbo Jumbo. Pretty much got naturally bass boosted by yours truly

[@erinmayo5170]

Me: yeetus skeetus EmKay: fetus deleteus My friend: incestus molestus Edit: holy shit, this is the most likes I've ever had by a lot

[@mudwallop737]

Dogo, you just don’t get it

[@yustinj.3910]

So your friend is from Alabama?

[@erinmayo5170]

@@yustinj.3910 actually yes he is lol

[@nickalgiere8280]

H O W D Y Y A L L

[@nickalgiere8280]

I'm the 69th like too.

[@tooded87thesecond48]

Me: I stopped a kidnapping today. Friend: Really!? How?! Me: *Self Control*

[@Matthew-um3dz]

Tooded87 TheSecond stolen

[@tooded87thesecond48]

@@Matthew-um3dz I took it off of twitter, yes.

[@Arcturus155]

That's really twisted...

[@mcgee.philip]

@@Arcturus155 tHatS wHaT ShE sAiS

[@user-pl5lm3bb8n]

Tooded87 TheSecond stolen off reddit actually, from fainted’s chats #5

[@Jordan-id2vi]

Everyone: asks why there are dead bodies in your basement Me: I need ornaments for the Christmas tree

[@has20quid]

Hol up

[@thealtpandapng]

My response is normally “I need to get food somehow”

[@olivia7444]

@@ericolens3 I-

[@therianprincess4902]

I think the real question should be: Why is the friend in the basement to find those bodies?

[@aiko1000]

"Wow Tim, Halloween has passed but these eyeball ornaments look awesome! Mind telling me where to get one?"

[@lfchubbuck]

Teacher: okay class, today we will be doing something different, like finger paint Kid whose name is paint:😳😨😰😱🥵

[@user-se8jg5ul7e]

Kid named class: 😏

[@stephanieperales7600]

Kids named something and different: 😳 Kid named we:😉

[@sangayghale9276]

ALL OF U STOP MY INNCOENT EYES

[@cherylvollen8426]

Kid named Finger: 👁️👄👁️ Kid named We: 😁

[@miguelbaltazar7606]

oh god no I have no plot twist to save this

[@denisify5984]

FETUS DELETUS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE HEARD AND ITS NEVER GONNA CHANGE

[@joebrown1198]

Is it still funniest??

[@kttouchdownf2w]

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[@kttouchdownf2w]

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[@krakenman3132]

"yeetus the fetus from the vageetus" -SSSniperwolf i don't remember from which video unfortunately :(

[@cheese-jv1nh]

@@kttouchdownf2w ok

[@DropOldGranny]

Mukbangers: *exist* The Pokémon Muk: *intense Macarening*

[@notkazman1678]

Ya ded

[@ImADeity]

alolan muk has teeth

[@pancakedum1980]

R/cursedcomments

[@ImADeity]

@Venom Snek Hold on

[@ImADeity]

@Venom Snek Jesus, Lover of chastity, Mary, Mother most pure, and Joseph, chaste guardian of the Virgin, to you I come at this hour, begging you to plead with God for me. I earnestly wish to be pure in thought, word and deed in imitation of your own holy purity. Obtain for me, then, a deep sense of modesty which will be reflected in my external conduct. Protect my eyes, the windows of my soul, from anything that might dim the luster of a heart that must mirror only Christlike purity. And when the "Bread of Angels becomes the Bread of me" in my heart at Holy Communion, seal it forever against the suggestions of sinful pleasures. Heart of Jesus, Fount of all purity, have mercy on us.

[@wilburmeows]

"That's how mumbo jumbo was born." Me just coming back from watching a hermitcraft video: oh naw *starts crying*

[@ravenashburn3689]

Oh, so many People are feeling the same stuff right now. :,(

[@judyhein1074]

*Who the fuck is Mumbo jumbo*

[@kettern4719]

@@judyhein1074 a pretty famous redstone minecraft youtuber

[@hunkychunk7148]

Wait what happend

[@doom7006]

Minecraft happend btw mumbo jumbo and groan are the mistevious twins out of the hermit craft server

[@mememaster6928]

9:57 I'm currently on the toilet having a violent crap and have goosebumps and now freaked out

[@moocake057]

Thanks for....sharing..?

[@thatpicklekid3536]

I am having a violent crap and I regret clicking on that time stamp

[@azekiel7599]

Ya done yet?

[@sykurpudi1]

"Shoutout to the quing of england." -Damien, 2019

[@silentvixlet]

Imposter! Imposter! The quing of England is fake!

[@southernwulf530]

Queen* Im an American and I can spell it correctly.....

[@silentvixlet]

@@southernwulf530 lol thats how he said it. "quing of england" and what does that have to do with you being american??

[@southernwulf530]

@@silentvixlet A lot of people in the world think Americans are a bunch of idiots etc..... Soooooooooooooo yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh

[@silentvixlet]

@@southernwulf530 it still wasn't necessary?? I'm American but I didn't say "Imposter! Imposter! The quing of England is fake! btw I'm american". Even so, it doesn't matter at all. No one was asking where you were from.

[@Manuelslayor]

Pinaple: "ima do whats called a progamer move"

[@zun1111]

the fuck is a pinaple its pineapple ._.

[@trentf8607]

Isaac: Hey, did you know pinaples grow on trees? Zack: Did you just misspell pineapples? Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell? Isaac: *wipes forehead* Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.

[@oingusboingus5662]

AlenFTW rbx ok so imagine a pineapple except no it’s PIN-APPLE!!!

[@butternic8825]

Kanye West*

[@CalebXavierTerry]

@@trentf8607 amazing

[@jaxsterminator8634]

1:17 Your kid is Sans, and so is your cat. The father's kid.

[@Geny4029]

O. 0 okay

[@lunaticpuffist9727]

It could also be ulla britta

[@zulumike7534]

Don’t bully him. You’ll have a bad time.

[@skyreapergamer1832]

1:17 i WISH i had that eye condition cause then i could go around telling kids that im the real sans undertale

[@uwumaster1837]

What's a question that people ask you? "Is that a dead body?" Erm yes why do you thing I'm at the cematery?

[@mitskifan9000]

blessed username and blessed pfp im glad to see another danganronpa fan watching reddit youtubers

[@Seadrip]

Hehe 69 likes

[@uwumaster1837]

@@Seadrip time for me to give some undead head

[@-Tidae]

@@uwumaster1837 child..dude..dudette, Please dont

[@glowstonelovepad9294]

A funeral is real fun. That is proved by rearrranging the ltters.

[@Turnibean]

Eheheh

[@glowstonelovepad9294]

@Epic Ev I did forget.

[@shawerful5209]

Fun Real

[@tide3002]

Bulbasaurrrrr

[@nightniro131]

Fun isn't real

[@dougbanks7777]

I feel like all of this is bestiality jokes

[@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000]

Correction, furry jokes.

[@princekatana8792]

@@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000 Correction, bestiality jokes

[@-firathelightpheonix-3117]

@@peoplewhoroleplayincomment4000 Quit being a fucking ignorant person and go talk to real furries where you'll learn that not all of them are zoophiles.

[@ThatOneLeek]

@@-firathelightpheonix-3117 Aww, awe you offended? Does wittwe fuwwy-defendew Fiwa feew wike they've been pewsonyawwy attacked? Aww I'm sowwy ;( I'ww pway a sad song fow you on the wowwd's smawwest viowin.

[@-firathelightpheonix-3117]

@@ThatOneLeek Nice uwu -speak, that was very "furry" of you. Go read a book, child. {Edit} And no, I wasn't personally attacked, I'm just fed up with all of the ignorance in this world.

[@shrs06_]

3:00 Pineapple's my favorite fruit since I ate it the first time, and now, it is still my favorite.

[@malvonos]

The dual-eye-color thing is a condition called heterochromia

[@michellemccartan432]

*yells in Bakugou* Gaychromia

[@theseal1592]

@@michellemccartan432 cringe

[@gacha_jasmine1009]

@@michellemccartan432 r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@candyskull7625]

@@haru_116 I do.

[@bitchplease7602]

Michelle McCartan r/stopbeingcringy

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

Most of these comments is just everyone trying to become the next Shane Dawson

[@bradleysiew3621]

Why tf do I keep seeing you

[@cymes82]

Whom ?

[@v1oletv0id]

Jiren in your recommendations a cat fucker?

[@KurRanze]

I see u everywhere wtf

[@eyeverse7184]

@@ServantOfSatania wow he deleted my comment lmao

[@jerryli6737]

0:00 ...my initial guess was "They're both snacks"

[@GemCandy]

I literally thought 'they are both underage?'

[@thesleepyoc8661]

@@GemCandy same

[@hughjanus2192]

*Suicidal

[@sokkvabekkr5973]

i thought "theyre both children"

[@djtj5778]

1:05 why does this feel like the least horrible thing to happen in December

[@drizz2237]

6:46 She's up to the plate Here comes the pitch Oh look at that hit! Its going... going... its outta here!!

[@lexxietm]

Jesus: someone will betray me 6ix9ine: its Judas Judas: *aight imma head out* Edit: thanks for likes please sub

[@benwhitt7800]

Glasses Gaming r35s get stabbed

[@wingy6060]

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready for Switch on a snitch!

[@alexanderthegreat3444]

I'm not gonna lie I laughed way harder at this than I should

[@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo7513]

Snitchessss

[@PokeMaster22222]

Isn't there a passage in one of the four contradictory stories where Jesus says the person he'll hand the bread to will betray him, then the "Messiah" gives bread to Judas, but no-one else at the table takes note of that?

[@autumnbryant2557]

EmKay: "I'm a gran-daddy dom*laughs*I have hard candies! " My gutter of a brain: the candies arnt the only things hard :>

[@wendyallen9089]

Obvious comment

[@kelvinclement6267]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jacksonguillory8114]

@@kelvinclement6267 how do you do that?

[@mintie.bubbletea8089]

@@jacksonguillory8114 copy and paste

[@kelvinclement6267]

Ok

[@abrogaming5976]

Mumbo Jumbos birth story is now officially the best thing ive ever heard

[@michaelterrencefernandezli6688]

8:24 there is also "eat" in "death"

[@iuploadonceeverythreemonth8903]

*E A T*

[@omodog]

deat

[@calebdagamer2403]

there is also "ick" in... y'know nvm.

[@pustota7254]

@@calebdagamer2403 chicken?

[@juststop4340]

@@pustota7254 nah smth long

[@leonardchurch7505]

"You want a Wether's Original? The candy's almost as hard as I am."

[@noone6991]

Leonard Church werther’s original: chewy toffee.

[@bookapillar]

@@noone6991 the original ones are almost tooth breakingly hard, they still make that kind (and a newer coffee flavor too that I am looking at right now lol) but they did indeed create a chewy version I believe in the last 90s or early 2000s

[@jakeariel3974]

Bruh when Damien sees a funny jokes he's like "oH yOu'Re sO fUnNy dOn'T yOu" But when he tells his own joke that are kinda funny he always laugh

[@purplehatter550]

Wise saying for the day: Fate is not determined by an outside force, but woven by the path you choose

[@Sparkle8205]

People are like animals. If you abuse them, they hate you.

[@kyoto3695]

And people are also like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear.

[@gaelic_geek5709]

People are like birds. If you kill them, they die.

[@jewelxiat]

I don't get the joke here, that's just what happens xP

[@jakebake0652]

People are like animals. When a babies gender is revealed it’s future is no longer guaranteed

[@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364]

@@jewelxiat see the funny thing is, all of our senses of humor is so devolved, we've begun to laugh at stuff like this.... We being the entirety of the internet.

[@Hellionknow]

* knock knock * Me: who’s there? Them: joe Me: joe who Them: jehovas witnesses u want to join our religion

[@anoemuser310]

It’s original though.

[@kaylacc3596]

@@anoemuser310 originally unfunny

[@anoemuser310]

I didn’t say it was. However at least it wasn’t a copy of other comments.

[@Snecho]

This is funny!

[@Hellionknow]

Skylar Evans never said it was supposed to be funny

[@chrishale7480]

Remember kids: You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!

[@melmaraquino5439]

You can't spell Illegal without legal!

[@_MrNoob]

1:24 sands undertale's blue eye, HE HAS IT! now he'll be the most powerful man in the underverse

[@williamwinder3466]

3:45 There are types of tumors that can grow teeth, hair, eyes, and organs though.

[@PeterPansexual]

@A Random Person look up teratoma

[@fluxit5205]

1:17 this post (minus the cursed part) made me legit cry

[@weird_friend5162]

"And there will always be an eat in death"

[@1qxd]

2:58 Fun fact, if you soak steak in ground up pineapple (skin and everything) for about 40 minutes, it makes the steak alot less chewy.

[@huntershay2067]

Teenager: Oh crap, mom's gonna kill me Fetus: Oh crap, mom's gonna kill me Mom: *Heart attack* Fetus: Oh never mind Teenager: *kills self* I apologize in advance

[@dawidtan8]

Me: Iranus Penus Damien: Fetus Deletus Vatican: Hymnus Pontificius

[@bacca4813]

"That's how Mumbo Jumbo was born. Noooo!" It's worse for me because I literally just came here from a Hermitcraft episode.

[@Chris-ts6ie]

I'm still crying laughing in the corner

[@wilburmeows]

Same I'm crying for 15 minutes now hELP ME PLEASE

[@Chris-ts6ie]

My mom came to my room to ask why I was crying so loudly... And saw me on the floor

[@ninjareal2830]

Lol

[@adjacent819]

Lol

[@Bookwurm22]

“Why do we eat this fruit? I-Is eating pineapple just some kind of way to establish dominance over the fruit kingdom? “ I spit out my water.

[@ncrtrooper1782]

Everybody gangsta untill the person in the casket moves slightly to get confterble

[@silentvixlet]

Files>>Emotions>>Negative>> -Sad- >>Scared

[@benschwanke22]

everybody gangsta till the claymore roomba come around the corner

[@thealtpandapng]

Here’s what I recommend you do right now 1.go to the My Chemical Romance KZbin channel 2.find the “Helena” music video 3.realize that a funeral isn’t complete without the deceased coming back to life.

[@confusedpersonwithacatprof7865]

Nobody: Not a single person: Everything in the galaxy: Me: yeetus feetus gender equality deletus. Edit: 8:23 *I’ll make it fun*

[@wanderingsoul5169]

The 90 days are up Now I can change my name...

[@vminisfuckingreal998]

dude.

[@beeofwulf]

after my grandmother's cremation we couldn't find the ashes and the pepper tasted weird

[@WeevilLover9000]

Yeetus feetus your face deletus

[@WeevilLover9000]

@@beeofwulf uh dude what

[@Jinnox]

Stop, you're only making me stronger with this black magic

[@YataTheFifteenth]

That's the point yo

[@shrekwes4957]

I really regret looking up “tumors with teeth” and clicking images...

[@graymudkip1015]

What do anti-abortionists say? “Yeetus the feetus, commit self deletus”

[@AngeredFiber]

Repeat chant until fetus is deleted and ejaculated out of the body

[@r_se]

It's called pro-life norlt anti-abortion lol.

[@felixargyle1285]

@@r_se nah its anti abortion

[@graymudkip1015]

Rusescu Ioan Radu anti-abortion and pro-life are the same thing Besides, I don’t like using the term pro-life because I don’t think it fits properly

[@freddykrueger9086]

@@graymudkip1015 you think pro-life "doesnt fit properly" even thought that is the right term? what the hell are you on about

[@iankinton9667]

What’s worse than five babies in one dumpster One baby in five dumpsters

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

I like the one where they're nailed to trees.

[@realjooj1296]

The less babies in dumpsters The worse it gets

[@iankinton9667]

RealJooJ lolololololololol

[@isaiahf-d846]

1/5 of a baby per dumpster 5 times

[@s0up118]

Oh no

[@3rdbaseline]

“We’re edgy and funny” *SO WERE DARK, FUNNY, AND FUNNY?*

[@apollo4294]

You double posted You double posted

[@RidhRidh]

you hav bad grammar

[@GODOFDRAGONS666]

I disagree, edgy and funny does not equal sick and twisted. To each their own I will say

[@GODOFDRAGONS666]

@@RidhRidh have*

[@superluckyandroid9449]

@@GODOFDRAGONS666 it's a joke though, so r/whoosh

[@ThatPyukumuku]

3:50 is it bad that my immediate thought was to add *splat splat* to the end of this?

[@MegaMyown]

Damien: *pretends he’s getting ghost undead head* Me: *cringes*

[@GamezIdiot]

*Dont you dare cringe in the face of damien*

[@jixo6294]

Cringing just means you're too weak to handle it

[@rudylopez2979]

@@jixo6294 I- Good one ✌

[@screw_a_username7491]

How to make the dislike button show

[@moro8772]

Shame 😔

[@dilobs]

Why is that kid being bullied hes litterally sans

[@beeguy2555]

He better not have any Gaster Blaster

[@tatakae5339]

Bullies: You worthless mistake! Kid: Do you wanna have a bad time?... Bullies: What?... *MEGALOVANIA INTENSIFIES*

[@Meower_Sophia]

imagine the kid just saying: birds are singing flowers are blooming on days likethese bullies like you should be burning in hell

[@zeia5472]

Them: *bullies the kid* Also them: Why do we hear boss music?

[@awesomegaymer5786]

likely because it's near impossible to get that condition and the cleft lip without incest

[@imsosillygoofy]

i feel like whenever somethings unfunny damien has to make his own joke to laugh at

[@ros3m4ries]

Delete this you ruined the magic

[@bleh1569]

@@ros3m4ries ikr

[@MrRhino-gu6ni]

8:24 Well of course,and man’s laughter in manslaughter.

[@swilson1454]

Damien, you should do r/livestreamfails it is what the name says and I think it is good

[@inspector5122]

I agree

[@learnmore8771]

Oh Yeah Yeah

[@808mitrov]

Honestly people who laugh at their own jokes are the best kind of people.

[@squidcoffee]

Me: * wakes up * Also me: time to showe-! Emkay! * uploads * Me: *shower can wait*

[@Ben_Cartwright]

Then as you start watching the video you feel drops of water on your head

[@danielthrelfall1946]

Ben Cartwright or drops of radioactive liquid because I installed it (Dad’s account I do not want to add this so i g n o r e p l z)

[@Miminoichiji]

5:02 basically what I tell myself when my parents say I was born during a storm

[@prettyboyincc4064]

Once in the middle of class my friend started chanting *fetus deletus* and my whole table joined in. That was one of the best days of my life.

[@sirapple589]

3:00 not only that, it’s the only natural source of that chemical in the world. Pineapples literally evolved to eat while being eaten.

[@dustinpierce6622]

Damien. Never stop making jokes your laugh is so contagious. Makes my day hearing it

[@curseds0ldier]

Friend: how can you not like pineapples on your pizza? Me 3:02

[@martinbefartin]

You guys forgot the most cursed thing ever.... Comments that ask for likes.

[@keeshaiscool8367]

I read this in shane's conspiracy voice and imagined that face

[@yoahnoah9780]

*oh no...*

[@hobiistheonlysunshine8279]

@@keeshaiscool8367 **the way Shane says** *meee!*

[@ghostyghosty5269]

God please no.

[@AydenGamin]

Ya know, people are like grapes. *If ya skin em they bleed*

[@starsinthedarkness6315]

I usually just eat them with the skin

[@TheBrutalGingerBrit8925]

R/cursedcomments

[@sphee4149]

@@TheBrutalGingerBrit8925 r/foundthemobileuser

[@AlcholicMage]

People are also like onions if you skin em they have a meaty layer under thet is a bony layer than you get to the Sweet spot

[@wu1ming9shi]

8:03 *My rooms on the first floor* Me: Welp, good luck with that! XD

[@olivia_is_online8192]

Friends are like birds. They die if you kill them.