r/Damnthatsinteresting | orb of the ocean

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Narrator ► / @jaymick

[@coffinnote7353]

Best intro: bad dinosaur pun, screaming, oddly sexual and weird. Just perfect

[@jennierosales5543]

Yes very true lol but if you took this out of context that would be interesting lol

[@saulgoodman2912]

@69ious stop

[@funymanrae3191]

He is heading down the same path as the click

[@Doofus_Dough]

Perfectly cut screams

[@bigmac3373]

@@saulgoodman2912 what's in the video btw

[@TheHotBlade]

Now that is the longest EmKay intro I've ever watched.

[@TheHotBlade]

@Jacob Kimber Hmm, we'll see.

[@markherrera7640]

@Jacob Kimber still not looking so goooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[@Quario]

The longest minute of my life

[@cybercritterowo]

@Jacob Kimber The blades looking cold.. and this comment is still not looking so goooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[@itsfilipinoball8129]

Yea

[@Stingray_07]

The thumbnail is just a real life image of Minecraft's heart of the sea

[@PastelShark123]

Dammit you beat me to that comment

[@thedootlord]

Yep

[@thedootlord]

@@PastelShark123 same

[@thedootlord]

KETS BUILD A CONDUIT

[@romanbrown2027]

I'm not the only one !

[@kookxii6272]

That “ocean power orb” looks like a Minecraft Heart of the Sea

[@mingdamerciles_3180]

They made the Heart of the Sea from Minecraft a real thing, smh

[@A_random_autistic]

R/damnuright

[@thepolishtech1552]

Was about to comment that

[@ju87stukadivebomberb23]

@be happy shut

[@thepolishtech1552]

@@KingK0K0 wut

[@hahaimnotstraight]

Jack: "There's no proof that cats existed before 1880." My brain: Don't do it, it's obviously satire. My history-nerd self: Oh but what about Ancient Egypt, hm?

[@miraakthedark8849]

Bro, same

[@insaincaldo]

And the internet replied: Pics. Or. It. Didn't. Happen.

[@timmyditchfield2140]

No, they were aliens. They helped the m build the pyramids and that's why they praised the as gods

[@jockeyfield1954]

@@timmyditchfield2140 by that same logic, cows are also aliens

[@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776]

@@timmyditchfield2140 Chickens are aliens too right?

[@Memecious]

*Can we appreciate him for never making us bored*

[@mya_127]

so tru tho

[@TheHotBlade]

Another day of this clout chaser bolding the entirety of his comments in an attempt to grab extra attention. Also, ever heard of an utter POT called MemePog, narcissist? He's more annoying than you incase you don't know. You should go speak to him.

[@sarabu2299]

Oh hi Memecious

[@The_solviet_onion]

Yep

[@Egonistic]

yes we can

[@Mokherr]

Jack's the guy who thinks he's fly but wants to die.

[@Raychases1fan]

Alright Doctor Suess

[@klif6279]

2:53 That is wrong. The last wooly mammoths, mastodons, and Channel Island mammoths died out about 10,000 years ago. Sure, there were still elephants that do not go by either African elephants or Asian elephants, but they were most likely hairless, were subject to island dwarfism making them nearly a meter tall, and lived in the Mediterranean

[@mountainhun]

Yep. Was checking through to see if someone else had pointed this out. XD

[@ashlenecanning3158]

What about the ones in the Faroe Islands?

[@klif6279]

@@ashlenecanning3158 There is no evidence of mammoths in the Faroe Islands

[@Zanavor]

0:13 the perfect cut scream doesn't exi....... but still that bit killed me XD

[@wampxsx]

That ocean orb looks like something that would be on a sea witch’s staff or something

[@TRIlKURRDURR]

Bro yeah

[@sarahvanrooyen7280]

Yep

[@krio1267]

minecraft irl!?

[@Cornbbread]

Heart of the sea

[@ida_mhw]

3:39 "The earliest known evidence for the occurrence of the domestic cat in Greece dates to around 1200 BC. Greek, Phoenician, Carthaginian and Etruscan traders introduced domestic cats to southern Europe. During the Roman Empire they were introduced to Corsica and Sardinia before the beginning of the 1st millennium." *HAH TAKE THAT*

[@djmadmatt4772]

*The Masai can jump like 7 feet vertically,* they could play in full iron armor and probably wouldn't even mind

[@tahfizoid8770]

Imagine dreaming of huge thighs and God gives you a Dinosaur's Femur...

[@D_387]

made me laugh. Good job, have a like

[@boufrops6845]

Furry/Scalie dinosaurs Thick Scalie Dinosaurs, think about it

[@emmyswag4021]

@@boufrops6845 too bad they went extinct before we can clap em 😔

[@fangirldreamer748]

@@emmyswag4021 they would kill you. P.S. I know you’re joking

[@theofficialmicrostateofdro6932]

Can conform

[@isabrom5295]

6:15 the inventor of D&D had multiple affairs, he became so rich that there was a 24/7 party at his estate and he even let himself get driven to fast food chains by supermodels.

[@claudiaborges8406]

You know it’s gonna be good when you hear Jack scream, get confused and make weird voices in the first 2 minutes

[@stephanginther9051]

Shepherd breads of dog are bred to protect. They are some of the smartest dogs out there and are extremely loyal. My favorite shepherd bread is one I learned about from a book series called 'The Dresden Files' (its about a modern day wizard who works as a privet eye in Chicago). The bread was bred the same way sheepdogs were but also served as guard dogs because they're huge. The Tibetan Mastiff (sometimes called the Tibetan shepherd) was used as a guard dog for entire villages in Tibet. In the book series a puppy that turns out to be half Tibetan Mastiff and half dog like mythical creature (a 'Foo-dog' from Chinese mythology) decides he's sticking with the main character.

[@the_________]

damn, that’s interesting.

[@Hellwaterva]

how is jolyne? is she still dead?

[@masoncontreras2979]

Yes

[@BartholomewWiggum]

@@Hellwaterva until the anime release date, yes.

[@Hellwaterva]

@@BartholomewWiggum I ALREADY KNOW CUZ I READ THE MANGA

[@littymj7599]

@@Hellwaterva maybe don't spoil the people who haven't experienced it yet

[@caleblecrow2207]

The Gary Gygax fact is very misleading, because once he became famous off of DnD he ACTUALLY started cheating. He used to be invited to all kinds of high society parties and was known for being a sleaze ball and treating his family like crap. I love dnd but I'm tired of hearing this story and seeing people say it's all cute.

[@anameorsomething894]

Thats a big yikes in my book

[@Magpie-Syndrome]

*Sad Drow Rouge noise*

[@Cecona]

Yea from what I’ve heard Gygax wasn’t really a good person.

[@RosyMiche]

He was also super sexist and bred a lot of racism into the game that persists to this day. Do not put him on a pedestal.

[@Magpie-Syndrome]

@Carter_Ser!ble A table top role playing/Storyboard game, highly based off J.R Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings” A Dungeon Master creates a story line for players who role play and move around in the world set for them, completing quests and such, the players have “avatars” ranging from Elf’s to Goblins to half dragons and many more.

[@SilentDragon871]

2:02 we just gonna ignore how Forged was butchered there?😂

[@ripit.3457]

yes, that was part of the bit.

[@fil1361]

Uh that was on purpose

[@3173_Delta]

He didn't do the "butchering words for the joke" too :/

[@chickennugget7489]

The "orb of the ocean" is just heart of the sea in 4k Imagine finding this in a chest irl

[@meepthescorpio6367]

I love this channel, everyone here is chill,and funny! especially cursed comments...

[@meowdasia]

man I - -kill- - love furries

[@meowdasia]

now send me into r/cursed comments

[@sonataavalon6017]

@@meowdasia not good enough

[@meowdasia]

@@sonataavalon6017 is a joke

[@markherrera7640]

@@meowdasia I don’t get it?

[@spriken]

Another fun fact about Al Capone, during the great depression he ran a soup kitchen that fed 2000 people a day!

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

He probably saved more lives than he took. So, villain or hero? Just goes to show that the world's not a binary good-bad place. Though the soup kitchen did have an element (quite a large one) of self-preservation in it. He got the poor on his side, not the authorities. No one would (even secretly) work with the police to catch him. That's why it took the IRS lol.

[@windbeneathmywings4884]

@@y_fam_goeglyd "antihero" maybe?

[@awesomestyles]

Day 273 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/TIHI (he hasn’t done it in forever) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@Yaboibarel]

Stop it, get some help

[@TeeV479]

Poo

[@burbzilla]

yes pls

[@justnik7609]

seen this

[@_-VMPIRFNGZ-_]

Hope they do them

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

10:54 I choose to believe this is how she talks and acts irl.

[@TheEnigmaticToad]

3:37 no context, just look at his floofyness.

[@terezar880]

Such a good floof!!

[@goodday3185]

AAAAA I WANT PET NOWWWW

[@mhjp76]

What about a collab between all three: Robin, Jack, and Lexi.

[@zaddybytes494]

damien: *visible cry*

[@kira8323]

4:45 this is why i will always love the three stooges

[@Cati.Colours]

I was not expecting Curly to be the one from the Three Stooges and I was not expecting that to hit me as hard as it did. What a wonderful man 😭💕

[@antares2645]

There was a similar "4gb of data race" in Germany, yet again was the telecom beaten, this time by horses.

[@lovingryza1755]

This might just be the best intro ever. A cheesy joke, a laugh, a loud laugh that actually scares me, then at the very end Jack ascends to the heavans.

[@iiGarry]

So for every tree cut down in Sweden we plant three in its place so idk the Swedish millionaire that wants to preserve the rain forest seems legit.

[@ezjay_deed]

3:58 It's crazy to think that I've only known him play as the silver surfer.

[@devibledebsma4738]

Your explaination of williamina was so spot on, bravo

[@jean-lucchessher7065]

The creeping devil literally will attack you

[@porp2774]

Okay so we’re taking a look at the only channel on KZbin that makes interesting content with 3 disembodied voices narrating memes off of Reddit It’s Emkay

[@Jack-id1lq]

GrayStillPlays reference ?

[@porp2774]

@@Jack-id1lq yep

[@kfishert]

i used to play roller derby for a while, and the concept you brought up about sporting players being awarded for the best outfits was actually something we did quite often! alongside usual categories of prizes, someone would also win "best bout-fit" (a match of derby is called a bout) because we were encouraged to get our own looks.

[@YaBoiTheGrimReaper]

10:18 Al Capone: “Professionals have standards”

[@RetrRuler]

Jack: talks about cats not existing before 1880 Me: coughs in Egypt

[@einienj3281]

I have never understood the logic behind the claim: "if we decriminalize drugs, everyone will start using them!!"..?? Why would they? If You wouldn't use them now, why would You start using them when it's not criminal anymore?.. Let's take your parents/grandparents etc, or a person who is against decriminalization, and ask them if they are going to start using the minute it's legal.. it's a sickness and it should be treated as one..

[@somnamla]

Jack : My intro's are the best Robin : *What's throbbin i'm Robin*

[@heddja]

the intros and outros keep on getting better 😂😂 also, the girl talking about getting freed had me ugly sobbing! So beautiful!

[@bakatoaster6000-yt]

The intro tho lmaoo He just fricking screams

[@gorillabranch3113]

I like how the laugh turned into a scream

[@robertnett9793]

5:40 - as the old saying goes: "Never underestimate the bandwith of trailer truck filled with portable hard drives." - Archimedes, probably

[@fedbar]

If jack could scream any higher at the beginning you’d get scout from tf2

[@stephanginther9051]

Al Capone was a complicated man. He did a lot of evil things but was known to be oddly scrupulous about certain things. People said he was strangely likable as well. I heard somewhere that people who harmed women or children had a tendency to disappear under mysterious circumstances in areas he controlled. Don't know if that one is true, just something I heard.

[@elmerdeleeuw1569]

It would not surprise me if they did, actually. Even (some) criminals have (some) standards.

[@stephanginther9051]

@@elmerdeleeuw1569 In prisons, the crimes of people who've harmed children are kept secret because these people tend not to live very long once its found out. A lot of criminals have that particular scruple

[@casuallyceltic]

9:49 Gerda is still alive today! She received the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2011. Her husband, Kurt, was actually born in Germany in 1920 and escaped to the United States in 1937. Both of his parents were murdered in Auschwitz-Birkenau. Kurt sadly passed in 2002 after 56 years of marriage to Gerda.

[@localcryptid740]

I work in museums professionally and the "I cut them down and put them in museums!!" comment killed me

[@yukia.8188]

I just love Jack. The laugh at the opening 🤣

[@pressxfor7219]

That intro belongs in a perfectly cut screams compilation

[@cautiouslyrae]

The intro reminds me of the grandpa laughing at my jokes when I was about 8. Wow, thanks for bringing up that awesome memory😂

[@liber2350]

10:25 just because you are bad guy doesn’t mean you have to be bad guy- the wreck it Ralph movie

[@WestRail642fan]

that Gerda Klein story is so wholesome

[@bd4219]

i physically reacted with screaming when he said for-ged instead of forged

[@MrMaradok]

10:20 My home town has an “unofficial mayor,” which has consisted of many breeds of dogs and cats, a couple of goats, a polar bear parade float, and some of the residents of the old folks home. Notable nominees include a few pet birds, a group of giant political puppets called “The Chain Gang,” an orca whale parade float, and Bobby Hill from “King Of The Hill.”

[@phanta514]

Jack has to be my favorite narrator based off personality

[@bestinfinity1]

There is proof of cat's existence before 1880 it is called Egypt drawings

[@nagolbackwards1335]

Jacks puns hurt yet they are amazing

[@DeimosParadigm]

11:00 Didn't realise Jay voiced every Vorcha in Mass Effect

[@kiwiplaysvr6798]

Ancient Egypt had cats everywhere

[@renew1572]

0:07 this guy is gonna earn big boy money now

[@princepicklevi8487]

Jack screaming at the start set me chuckling

[@prakesh2904]

Damn that really is interesting

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

1:44 I am glad he bought up all that Rain Forest. I hope he enjoys his new rain forest and takes good care of it.

[@fatinnuha7977]

I love whatever weird words Jack says

[@snowyforest6058]

1. How he pronounces Forged. 2. There is evidence of cats before 1880, like you know, the entire thing of egyptians.

[@adriansmith3825]

I live in South Africa and that makes me annoyed that a pigeon can transmit data faster than the mobile data I use. (Hey here’s a hint we also have eskom and our power goes of almost monthly.)

[@lunariousmoon]

Monthly? You must live in Sandton cuz it goes out Daily here

[@y_fam_goeglyd]

Until very recently (matter of a few years), I was on a really slow broadband - had taken years, and moving _into_ a village instead of living on the edge of a farm, to get onto that from dial-up. My village is approx 8 miles (if that) as the crow flies (about 11-12 on the road) from the UK's biggest telecoms company's main R&D centre. BT used to be part of the General Post Office, and they basically own the entire telephone infrastructure (barring a few companies' fibre optic lines in cities) which they then rent out. I was working for their network design department in one of the first areas to "go digital" in the late 80s-early 90s, so I got to see fibre-optic cables in person long before most people got to see it on TV. It was mind-bogglingly cool! And somewhat terrifying lol. Btw, if it makes you feel better, racing pigeons, which that one was (the whole homing instinct is how they got it to fly where they needed it to), are fricking missiles! It would probably beat our typical telecoms companies in a similar way, because even though we've now got FO to the village, it's only to the junction box. It's all on copper wire to the houses, so the further you are from the box - and our village is long and thin, with the box naturally being on one side, not the middle - the more it slows down. You're not alone! There are many rural areas in this country which don't even have what we have. The UK is extremely rural despite our large population for a relatively small country. And the phone was invented here... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@adriansmith3825]

The pigeon probably produces more power than eskom

[@lunariousmoon]

@@adriansmith3825 as you i read this, Its pitch black here

[@adriansmith3825]

@@lunariousmoon sorry to hear that we’ll have a nice day

[@minotaurbison]

I've been saying it for over 30 years now... making drugs illegal only increases the desire to do them... just like telling kids not to get into the cookie jar....

[@disasterchild6907]

I accidentally fast forward 10 seconds in the beginning and it went from jack normally talking to screaming and it gave me heartburn.

[@theobserver3362]

Demoman when charging with a shield be like : 0:17

[@deadlyplum2652]

What makes me a good Demoman? IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN’T BE HERE, DISCUSS-

[@cahcler]

You know, if cats are aliens, it would explain why the Egyptians worshipped them, they were the aliens that helped build the pyramids :O

[@T-Law.]

3:41 the Egyptians would like a word.

[@ShortyRockz1980]

The thing is thumbnails literally the heart of the sea

[@JuanHerrera-qw2kp]

That intro😆 Actually this entire video especially that whale, woah!

[@Dipdirt]

1:14 At this part he do sounds like Gru from Despicable Me tho😂

[@ramenboi1450]

my mom: why do I hear a guy screaming me: *watching emkay* umm ankle pain?

[@comparatorclock]

9:53 I think that's called the hero-gets-the-girl-after-resucing-her-from-mortal-peril trope, except that it happened irl

[@hoangquan7330]

1:11 can we talk about how good his Gru impression is?

[@callahanfamily4761]

We do have evidence of cats. Ancient egypt. You may have outsmarted me, but I have outsmarted your outsmarting.

[@darkshadowwolf3615]

“No evidence of cats before then” Egyptians:👀

[@TetraSky]

6:58 He passed away in 2014. His name was "Jacinto Convit García ". He died at 100 years old 8 months after his birthday.

[@inkryption3386]

There are always so many fricken badasses in these posts. God damn legends.

[@tavlingapa]

Other couples: *constantly hugging and kissing* Me and Bella: (o~o )-•-( o~o) *awkward intensifies*

[@toastyblt8777]

I respect the office quote. Thank you

[@O_O__69420]

I love Jack's mini skits

[@williamsnekspeare3090]

0:12 is the most chaotic shit I've ever heard from emkay

[@exlipse3813]

4:15 I THOUGHT HE SAID "THE MASSIAH OF GENDER" XDDD

[@nikhileshn2129]

that intro was the thing i needed starting the morning

[@Plurmple_]

I honestly never knew grasshoppers and mammoths were around at the same time

[@Raychases1fan]

LOL THE OFFICE JOKEEEE I LOVE ITTT

[@lasagnacat2.083]

3:40 Egyptians They loved cats

[@darkesthourstudios]

The power orb looks like a Minecraft heart pf the sea

[@caramelize4564]

PLEASE THAT LAUGH IN THE BEGINNING LMA O

[@samuellafleur7027]

The sad thing is that most of the Jews that were rescued from factories actually died from too much nutrients. Their starved bodies couldn't stand calorie rich foods, and when they ate proper meals, they passed away.

[@mammon-sama884]

Is this true? That's incredibly sad...

[@samuellafleur7027]

I read a book about it for school.

[@josinboop6132]

You know what else is interesting the fact that I was a thief through all my years of school and I never got caught and have still never said anything to anyone except my friends I got so stressed when the teacher would say something about things getting stolen because I knew that if they pulled aside everyone and asked a very specific friend would definitely crack under pressure

[@SillyGhostpear]

the bit with the drawings of a cat , the one on the left was better than ANYTHING i could do :P .

[@colorsdivided]

me: reads title and sees thumbnail my brain: Minecraft heart of the sea

[@stringisacrow5959]

Al Capone is like a folk hero in East Tennessee with a large bit of our history being in moonshine and bootlegging (like Nascar came from bootleggers who continued to race there suped up cars after prohibition ended) he's seen like a Robin hood figure

[@iwatobi0127]

Jack went crazy mode during the intro....

[@LC-X]

3:43 EmKay: CATS=ALIENS Me: F U N N I