r/Entitledparents ENTITLED KID BURNS DOWN HOUSE!

[@rSlash]

What would you do if an entitled brat burned down your house?

[@yeetyeetitsdacoolkid.9534]

rSlash Burn down their face.

[@susternak]

cry

[@nugget829]

rSlash Depends how old is the child

[@rwoooshmeifurg7245]

Love ur vids!! 😂 😂

[@LividiW]

Get a new one?

[@Nylak-Otter]

Myuterus is currently unpleasant, the rivers are running red due to the scheduled reconstruction in the area, and it's stressing me out.

[@Hannah-k8m]

Let's just hope the construction ends soon

[@Taisynn]

You too!? 😂

[@darthaino]

Uggh I'm sorry. I'm currently 4 months into a nine month hiatus on any construction in my uterus.

[@Hannah-k8m]

@@darthaino I hear the complete reconstruction after those nine months hiatuses are horrible

[@darthaino]

@@Hannah-k8m They can be but I heard they are worth it.

[@Fallenfromgrace1990]

EP: Where did you get him from. OP: My Uterus Me: The frozen food section; right next to the icecream .

[@Robot3k]

the vegetable isle

[@halfdemon4lifeintime]

This is exactly what I will say if someone thinks my baby isn't mine

[@JB-uc1if]

oh, i got him from k-mart, the assembly kit was on sale :)

[@Crabbob365]

I got him for free I just wandered around Disney world

[@croccodoggo9989]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@lordtrinen2249]

"Christmas is about family!" He should've responded with: "That's right. And guess what? You're no longer family. Never contact me again." And walk out of the house, never to return.

[@nightmarestarofthunderclan8545]

Tbh, if I was raised by that woman, I would probably be arrested for killing her. FUCK. THAT. BITCH.

[@AnonIdiot2]

@@nightmarestarofthunderclan8545 true

[@gg-cr3tf]

Lord Trinen legend says that to this day that mom is still standing there shocked

[@suspish2240]

I hate that crap, my friends are my family not just my biological family...... Plus most the time I spend Christmas in my room

[@xanderschwab2840]

@@suspish2240 That is one thing I learned throughout my life family is those who care about you not just because they are related by blood

[@Phantomsangel]

"Say bye bye to the crazy lady" Baby: *spits up* "Yeah she made me sick too." Lolz those resoponses were genius. Also I really hope that lady that messed up OPs wheelchair gets whats coming to her.

[@cochiefemeralds3616]

If I was OP and use the wheelchair too, I would’ve threatened to sue the shit out of her for damages

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@cochiefemeralds3616 oh same here. Those chairs are EXPENSIVE

[@name-uh5ee]

Well OP's wheelchair is expensive, but if you are going to be in a chair for the rest of your life, you might as well have the best chair you can.

[@mspurlestarlight]

The chairs get old too so they have to be replaced. I’m in a wheelchair and a friend of mine, who’s also in a chair, told me that it’s recommended that they get replaced every 4-5 years, which is kinda stupid if the chair still works. I’ve had mine for about 10 years but I need a specially made chair. I’m dreading the day I need to get it replaced

[@the_rachel_sam]

chelsea w there are some people in the world that donate some services to repair certain kinds of chairs. Look around first!

[@jenn3685]

Okay.. Sorry... What does op mean?

[@name-uh5ee]

@@jenn3685 original poster

[@jenn3685]

@@name-uh5ee ah thanks

[@elykodik157]

“Lemme just burn down this house because I’m a little shet-“

[@cityworker8574]

LOL nice one

[@zaydanoobplayz6723]

Is this a reference from the sherloid bai meme?

[@MDGOLD]

Lmao Cause I'm little shit let burn down this house and run away with Mommy so I don't get in trouble

[@Saigonas]

Lmao

[@cupofnoodles1840]

Sheet yes nice one

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"The initial proceedings were fairly quick." OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!! That baby's daddy just got BURNED!

[@lostbutfreesoul]

I missed that, thank you for highlighting it!

[@vivifruit]

can someone explain this to me? lol

[@helema23]

@@vivifruit ok when a man and woman are atracted to each other they knock boots and many times a baby is the result. apparently she got with a minute man.

[@carlosrod100]

Well, to be fair, even two or three hours is a short amoint of time compared to 9 months or even one month

[@helema23]

@@carlosrod100 but at least it was more fun than a quickie....

[@muk7161]

Congrats your enTitelD voice makes me wanna *punch a wall*

[@3ch0h3art4]

I can feel this post

[@williwildfang8032]

Same

[@NoodlyBot]

Lol same

[@firewing1319]

Part of why i watch with sound off it annoys me so much.

[@Nemesis2508.]

Rslash literally agreed that its annoying

[@arbiteradam]

"My Uterus is lovely this year" -Rslash 2019

[@srj2417]

Yeet

[@laneweiss6292]

Yeet

[@PrincessPheonix06]

F

[@LaQuack306]

I read this comment when he said this

[@darakke]

Damp

[@arandomguy2616]

"Christmas is about family" Me : family doesn't only mean relatives

[@JacobTP64]

You see Nothing it also means friends and not to be religious and Jesus

[@capybara5993]

@@JacobTP64 presents

[@vosskambassador7733]

In my house my friands consider me and my family family and we consider them as family as well

[@mikethor009]

It's about TIME that peeing-in-the-pool story got resolved. Geez.

[@SabertoothedFrostbite]

Just did not see it happening like that jeez

[@aryavsaigal8898]

speedycat 1016 EM : The kids, the drugs, and the yellow pool

[@reallio8165]

That poor neighbor though..

[@kalimann]

My son deserves the little badge next to your name if not I will call your mom

[@zdog3293]

I'm just glad that good for nothing entitiled family got what was coming to them.

[@82dorrin]

1:09 That does it. I'm referring to sexual intercourse as "initial proceedings" from now on.

[@eyeball2692]

Yes sir or ma'am

[@ooliver]

Optagonal “lol”

[@memeboi6942]

That sounds like something that Dan from Game Grumps would say.

[@alishabutterfly3569]

*"I've heard that My Uterus is lovely this time of year"*

[@dx1450]

Except that the canal you have to use to get there has a particular odor...

[@bsgaming9708]

*This

[@Equinerhael]

Didn’t know he had one. lolol jk don’t attack me.

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

@@dx1450 but it's more about the experience and since most people are quick and don't stay long it's less crowded

[@KasaiBuru]

RSLASH confirms he has a uterus in 2019

[@PowerStruggle555]

EM: That house assaulted my baybee. He only lit the fireworks in self defense. Cop: Uh is she for real Neighbor: Sadly yes EM: Also this woman refused to let my children swim....and then got angry when they used the bathroom. OP: It was my pool and you were peeing into pool like a toiler

[@novastar3990]

"Say bye bye to the crazy lady!" *My son spits up instead. Ok why is that adorable?

[@MrBofinn]

It's how we all want to respond to those people, deep down.

[@foremanhaste5464]

@@MrBofinn Its not that deep down...

[@sebastianpatrickkrzyczewsk2261]

My family is Polish and come from Poland. My great-grandfather was a POW back in WW2 in Germany and was lucky to survive the war. The disrespect for those who don't respect for the people who suffered is gut wrenching to hear about.

[@gimmetheplant]

There is a bunch things from ww2 in Poland Death camps Fat annoing EP's

[@johnc8910]

I spent 12 years in Germany when I was in the US Army. Never saw Auschwitz, but I did visit Dachau twice.

[@aussie_mozzie]

That's really interesting.

[@inokeinari7]

Way too many idiots treat Auschwitz like just another regular museum and not the literal death site it is. These are not replicas behind the glass, Karen, it's human remains and items that belonged to tortured, dehumanised and ruthlessly murdered people!

[@xdenricoudx]

I’m also appalled due to my German ancestry, I don’t want to be related to any Nazi but I cannot avoid and I feel like I’m held by a chain because of this, I wish I was there on the receiving end and apologizing to people whose family died there. I’m absolutely disgusted by the disrespect shown in a place that should be given as much respect as The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Many have died there, we should respect it so that kind of atrocities never again happen. And your great grandfather is lucky. Best of that luck to ya.

[@SteviiLove]

My son isn't biracial but people are ridiculous with babies. Every stranger would come up to his father and I, rub in how much he doesn't look like his father, a few even going as far as saying he wasn't the dad (he is literally my male clone basically, just with his dad's eyes instead of mine. Also my sister is a forensic scientist and while in school had to do DNA testing for a project, we all submitted and yes, our son is his - we knew even before but it was nice being able to shut people up with DNA, including one of my fiance's former teacher that tried to seduce my fiance) or they'd go on about what a pretty girl he was, then get mad at me for correcting them! I wasn't even rude about it until it kept happening. He wore boy clothes and shit that said 'mommy's little man' yet apparently, I'm the idiot.

[@X3H3X]

It's because they lack the mental capacity to read basic facts. It's like those people who say vaccines cause autism. Seriously, is a 5 minutes read up on the NHS site too much for these types of people?

[@X3H3X]

Isn't biracial also known as half caste? I'm not trying to sound racist here, it's just that half caste is the only way I've heard to describe people who come from 2 races

[@starbird3939]

Jake Forge I dunno. I think that would only work in a place with an actual caste system. Probably would not recommend calling it that though. :/

[@giin97]

@@X3H3X suspecting your from India or thereabouts, the only places I know of that still have caste systems. I suspect that, in a society where "others" are relegated to a lower caste, yes, mixing with a lower caste of another race would make you biracial, "half-caste." That's not a term used outside of the few caste based societies, to my knowledge. Just my thoughts on the matter.

[@X3H3X]

I'm from the UK. And I only heard of biracial being called half caste

[@LunaP1]

“We’re still married in the eyes of God!” That is one of the most pitiful excuses that an EP would use to justify their bullshit.

[@katrinarynbeek8584]

“We ArE sTiLl MaRrIeD iN tHe EyEs Of GoD” That made me laugh so hard 😂

[@ronaldreagan7006]

As a catholic I still agree with the dad

[@ronaldreagan7006]

She’s a psychopath

[@R162A-1-train]

Agreed

[@dreadedworld8864]

I know right anyone who believes in a magic sky man is stupid

[@Chuckf66]

But WHICH god? There's a few thousand to pick from.

[@lordmidori2856]

"My uterus is warm, humid, and damp..." God, what the hell, rSlash?

[@PeanutWithWiFiAccess]

God can't save us now

[@muk7161]

Nobody: rSlash: "my uterus is damp"

[@bigiron7500]

Oof

[@kachipopo1852]

*now wait a minute, buddy*

[@_Smithy]

*Hol' up*

[@TheZincMaster-on1fy]

F)

[@akl2k7]

So, rSlash has a uterus?

[@4lachlan4]

Love that you decided to use an old meme for the thumbnail! ❤️

[@supersqueek171]

4lachlan4 My family has a joke about the thumbnail. I looked exactly like the girl when I was younger so whenever that meme comes up they would question me if I had burned down any houses. It hasn’t stopped

[@t.h4951]

only veteran memers remember

[@susspuff9298]

Hasn’t he used this thumbnail before?

[@anyuser5788]

Dance to the Beat That’s epic lmao

[@hunterstauber]

Tim H yes

[@theenddragon9]

I feel bad for those young kids, they’re too oblivious and young to know what was happening and had to see their mom and older sibling taken away

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

"Meh meh, my feet hurt..." ...You're coming to a place where men, women and _children_ clawed at their own throats as the hydrogen cyanide gas robbed them of oxygen. Or suffocated, if you want to go the "ceiling vs roof" route. You have no place, right or privilege to complain.

[@SergioKoolhaas]

Obsidiron Pumicia not mustard gas, but just as bad.

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

@@SergioKoolhaas Correction, _chlorine_ gas. Apologies.

[@stickiedmin6508]

@@obsidironpumicia4074 Not chlorine either. Sorry to sound over critical or nit-picky, but this is an area where accuracy is important - the deniers and revisionists will jump on any small error or inconsistency in order to try and pretend that there's some doubt over what happened, or even that nothing happened at all. The gas used at Auschwitz and Auschwitz II / Birkenau was Zyklon B - Hydrogen cyanide (the same stuff The US used to use to execute condemned prisoners sentenced to the gas chamber). "Suffocated" is the right word to use since HCn stops the body being able to use oxygen. It's not a nice way to go at all. The Nazis never used chlorine or mustard gas in any of the extermination camps - As mentioned, the Auschwitz complex used Zyklon B, as did Majdanek while the Einsatz Reinhard camps (Bełżec, Sobibór and Treblinka) and Chełmno used carbon monoxide.

[@LostGirl04]

@@stickiedmin6508 Well today I learned that they used FRICKING GAS CHAMBERS in AMERICA. I looked it up to verify, I really did. And I am in a state of "wtf" with this information. Thank you, historical commenter, for spreading knowledge.

[@jkerphnts4819]

rSlash: I've heard that 'my uterus' is lovely this time of year. Warm, humid, and a bit damp. Me: *Y'all I'm-* Edit: If r/Slash makes a merch with that quote, I'm buying it.

[@anowlwithinternetaccess6879]

**WHEEZING**

[@camiblack1]

The initial proceedings were pretty quick...

[@82dorrin]

1:09 That does it. I'm referring to sexual intercourse as "initial proceedings" from now on.

[@chrishenry8196]

If I never hear him say “my uterus” as part of a post story comment again I’ll be happy

[@zacharyhopper9569]

Kirby you shut up you dont have to be mean

[@jeffersonfan393]

13:00 I when mom said Christmas is about family. I would say “My friend is more like my family then you are!”

[@Robot3k]

i would say: yes, then spend it with yourself

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Was my first impulse as well, your best friend is family, but then I had a decent mother who taught me the real meaning of family.....

[@sailorathena17]

I would have ripped her a new one about how family is more than just having people related to it’s about friends who have known you since the day you met them too!! Some people i swear

[@DepressedAndDank]

"MOMMY! HE WONT LET ME HAVE THE FIRE!!"

[@3ch0h3art4]

Karen: oh hell no Me: BITCH IM A SHE Karen: then why do you wear that *points to bendy shirt * Me: um I like bendy, hes a demon Karen: *dramatic gasp* SINNER Me: *reverse uno card* no u

[@hirohamada2689]

Your profile picture made this comment even more perfect than it should have been

[@hirohamada2689]

DepressedNDank hi... I’m your 203rd subscriber

[@Nahtanerk]

"MOMMY HE WONT LET ME KILL MY SELF

[@Sky-xq4gg]

205th here

[@sushipanda3797]

That one in Auschwitz almost made me cry, my Great Grand Mother (Omah) was a Holocaust survivor who escaped Germany and was able to be protected from the suffering along with marrying the man she would love for the next almost 100 years, he was a German man (not all Germans were a part of that political party, in fact many citizens did not know of the events that took place til after WW2)

[@paulleckner8235]

The White Rose Society opposed the N A Z I S.

[@slayer_9944]

"Ya she made me feel sick 2" She got roasted

[@PinkCreeper6969]

Your likes is my lucky number. I can't like it.

[@sleepyshark4201]

Happy birthday Mr. Rslash I hope it was today or I swear imma cry

[@PanthersfanK1772]

I think his bday is in november

[@yetiornot5726]

"Warm, humid, but a bit damp." It's not very often I laugh *and* cringe at the same time. Kudos.

[@sunnythemartian]

RSlash: the human equivalent of TikTok

[@x-ray8019]

Me:imma go out for a bit Rslash: *uploads video* Me: ahhhh sh*t here we go again

[@MunExe]

'What would you do if a kid burned down your house?' *Whole kid gotta go.*

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

"Say bye bye to the crazy lady!" *Spits up instead* That baby knew that time it was!

[@jamiroblues6083]

I once went to My Uterus and idk what happened but there was a lot of blood, I suppose it was that time of the year

[@foiledagain1914]

" OH fuck, J H O N, WE SHOULD HAVE GONE IN DECEMBER, THE WALLS ARE BLEEDING"

[@nemo227]

Wave bye bye to the crazy lady. My son just spits up instead. PERFECT!!!

[@mystical-mage]

This dad was able to put up with this b word for 20 YEARS respect dude

[@TheEPICMarioBros2]

I'm surprised it lasted longer that *a single* year, that mom is lucky she found a guy who was even *willing to date* her.

[@thundermothstudio5446]

@@TheEPICMarioBros2 OP should really check out r/raisedbynarcissists because his egg donor displays some terrifying symptoms of NPD. When she says "Christmas is about FAMILY", what she really means is "Christmas is all about ME and I don't care about what anyone else thinks because I need my ego fix". Disgusting piece of trash human being. Nobody is going to hold this b****'s hand when she dies.

[@dustinhusser7707]

*sees roman candles and a house* Entitled Kid: Ight Imma Burn It Down

[@whatthefoxsays-here]

He really said "I've always liked to play with fire"

[@jeaninatheneko86]

Burn the house down -AJR

[@kgman2424]

"I've heard my uterus is lovely this time of year. Warm, humid, but a bit damp" -rSlash, 2019

[@ozzyoz7148]

Damn... The start made me feel guilty.. When I was maybe 8 years old we had neighbors who were a diverse couple, the mom was white, the dad was black(I'd never actually seen the dad, so maybe they were no longer together?), and the daughter was black, and one day the daughter was out in her yard with her friend, and I just went up to her and asked if she was adopted, since my little brain didn't realize that a white women could indeed give birth to a black child, as long as the dad was black. I'm also 12 now, not too much smarter, but I have learned more about babies.

[@Dreigonix]

Dang. Oh well, everyone makes dumb mistakes when they’re 8. I know I did. XD

[@SammPlaysGames]

I was a stupid little boy

[@lahlybird895]

What happened

[@joah_shipper]

"Christmas is about family." I would of replied with. "He is family."

[@alna9681]

Out of all the entitled parents videos, this one is on a whole new level.

[@NicolasClark7732]

EM: Christmas is about family! As long as that family is ME!

[@wta1518]

The Auschwitz one hit me hard, as I knew someone who actually was sent there and was lucky enough to survive. That entitled person was the worst type of person I have ever heard about.

[@jaspr1999]

As a wheelchair user, I REALLY identify with that last one! Oooo... I really wish that woman would've gotten some comeupance!

[@k.huelle]

I hope op filed a complaint with the bus company/city because the driver is also partly to blame for letting it happen.

[@jaspr1999]

@@k.huelle - I hope so too, but personal experience has shown me that you have to have money to complain as it takes a lawyer to have any effect.

[@paladinboyd1228]

jaspr1999, Plan B would be to have the disabled community boycott the buses. Nothing makes a company or a city council look bad when the people you use to appear diverse start rebelling and making your pledges to help the disabled look hollow.

[@dqverify6797]

But if you were blocking the aisle in a bus with your chair, wouldn’t you have moved, as well?

[@jaspr1999]

@@dqverify6797 - I've ridden a number of buses and you don't have anywhere to really move your chair. The issue is the chair doesn't fold and the stroller does. There was plenty of room for the lady to get by with a folded stroller. Instead of folding it like she was supposed to she kept ramming it through the space until something broke on the chair. Just today, in a doctors office, some teen decided that my wheelchair was his footrest and got mad at me because I told him to get them off of my chair because the soles of his shoes were against my arm. Most people are very kind, but there are a few that just are extremely inconsiderate.

[@jragz7455]

Ha, jokes on you, I’m homeless. So you can’t burn my home down 😂

[@encolumned2528]

Aight just lemme burn the whole planet real quick..

[@leaderofthenewbencrusades746]

@@encolumned2528 to late already did that. if there are no more humans, than the shark people can take over.

[@blackandwhitecats4243]

Ah,good thing this not a joke right?

[@leaderofthenewbencrusades746]

@@blackandwhitecats4243 yes, yes, it is totally a joke and not a security leak of the shark peoples plans.

[@anirudhrox8839]

jokes on you, if you go to britain in 2025, they'll cut you in half..

[@jaytgt9943]

does anyone else imagine these entitled parents as Amy from Amy's baking company in Gordon Ramsay?

[@paladinboyd1228]

Jay Makes, Yes. She is the template.

[@jaytgt9943]

@@paladinboyd1228 Noice

[@SladesShitboxGarage]

ІОІ

[@THG_thehumangod]

1:53 Every teenage girl watching: I HaVe a BoYFrIEnD!

[@CHIrminsul]

That last one really made me see red. My brother was in a wheelchair, I know how God awful getting those errors are and u ow helpless he felt when it wasn't working. I know I panicked when he was out about that. For someone to damage something so Vital! I have no words for how utterly homicidal that makes me

[@The_Dark_One784]

Never been this early to an entitled parents video. Keep up the amazing work

[@akainyx]

Do I have school today? Yes Am I going to watch this video instead of doing my homework or sleeping? Yes

[@galaxydragon1249]

Same I’m probably gonna get a detention

[@feddy5264]

Lowkey Artist meh am subscribed to ya sexy channel my duuuud

[@76catlover]

Literally same. I got a story for ss due the 19 and I've only got a paragraph. I'm sO ReSPonsIBe

[@galaxydragon1249]

Ms. B what’s ss

[@akainyx]

galaxy dragon 12 I think it’s social studies

[@gavinwinkler1147]

"My uterus is lovely this time of year. Warm, humid, but a bit damp." -rSlash 2019

[@GabeTheAnimatorXD4]

me: *grabs flint and steel* my friend: what are doing with that? me: *burns the friends house* friend: *leaves Minecraft world*

[@nielsenkasser673]

I hope your Minecraft dog dies

[@JuliaCV9]

with that Christmas story, I'm sad that OP's Best Friend's mom lost the fight against cancer :( Press F to pay respects

[@hannahquintua]

E#

[@trinityrodriquez5476]

F

[@foiledagain1914]

F

[@foiledagain1914]

F again, I need to do my duty

[@MiroslavMiroljubic]

F

[@teamNOben]

Em: Christmas is about FAMILY Me: family except Karen's

[@bubbabluehorn]

The poland one makes me mad because I had two relatives sent there. One died and the other survived. Makes me sick to see people like that are even allowed in Poland.

[@annabpal]

Bubbabluehorn we went there on an educational school trip, it genuinely baffles me how people thought it would be appropriate to take SELFIES with each other, smiling and ignoring their circumstances. They were clearly told not to do that, even.

[@Romczy]

It shows how much fuck westerners give about that place. Out of public and/or official channels? Big, fat 0. Polish people have to maintain these places (yes there are more, Aushwitz-Birkenau is just most "famous") and yet it's Polish people who get called racist, antisemitic etc. Sometimes I really think we should set strict rules and fine heavily every misbehaving cunt.....

[@darklobster6975]

Abenita Yea as a US resident myself, it is truly shocking how disconnected most people are from European history, and while I understand we obviously want to know US history, most important global events are just skimmed or skipped, leaving people ignorant unless they do their own research

[@annabpal]

The Owl the worst thing is that we were all from Norway and we’d been well taught about all of it, yet people just won’t understand

[@mysza_tori]

As a polish person myself, I consider myself to know how many people are disrespecting historical places everyday or even historical events. It is pretty common for someone to joke about WW2 in form like a meme or even in a "silly" joke. The main reason, in my opinion, of these events taking place is very low education level in our schools or growing entitlement in our generation. However, I do not approve this behaviour and everytime I see some of this things on the internet, I'm truly in pain. Of course, there are still many people who respect the history. Yet, some things that happens in Poland are just sad. Not knowing how to name this in another way.

[@danmoar94]

"Christmas is about family" is obviously code for "Christmas is about me"

[@h.e.s.4821]

"I hear Myuterus is lovely this time of year." LOL!!!

[@PaperCircle]

Me: breathes near EM EM: YOUR SCARING MY CHILDREN

[@kmurphy2627]

i love the voice he does when voicing the EMs.... lol

[@aidanamite]

rSlash: "My uterus is great this time of year" plot twist, rSlash is a reverse trap

[@thelittlesillystar]

**distorted screaming**

[@PrincessPheonix06]

* F U C K I N G D I E S *

[@SladesShitboxGarage]

Whelp, guess he’s a part

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

I love it when rslash says "FAAAAMILYYYYY!"

[@pastelcomet582]

If I were a police officer, and someone told me that story I would say "Ah, it seems you have encountered a wild Karen"

[@mikaelawilliams5779]

The mom who wants Christmas from her daughter sounds like my mother.

[@Springdude11]

FINALLY! THIS MEGA KAREN FINALLY GETS PUT INTO PLACE!

[@amsparz]

As someone who also uses a motorized wheelchair, I got EXTRA PISSED at the last story. And because the price of those chairs, I do say that my chair is basically a car when people ask how much it was

[@crispwy]

Roses are red, Ladybugs are too. I finally got a like, But why is it blue?

[@worldwidewrestling2639]

I would never get a like. Edit: I GOT A LIKE THE BUTTON LOOKS BLUE

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Roses are red This is just sad But the saddest thing is Your jokes are this bad

[@aleksakomlenovic2419]

@@basicallystevenuniverse511 lol

[@welcometopornhubbaby6632]

Roses are red Nothing is good I have a gun Get in the van.

[@saulgoodman35]

Yes DinoesorTM I will if you have ÇÄñÐ¥

[@sara-uq9pb]

"Warm, humid and a bit damp." *LMAO*

[@rexanius69]

Happy birthday rSlash.I hope you have a wonderful day and i hope that you and Yugo get to live a very happy life and get to 10 milion subscribers!

[@3ch0h3art4]

Oh yea, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@fairygodmother2728]

Rexanius I. Thought he said November 15th

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@@fairygodmother2728 I believe november 17th?

[@astr0jack929]

Love how the next video is r/EntitledParents “GIVE MY CHILD YOUR GUN lol

[@VegitoBlueYT]

that wheelchair is more expensive than my house

[@fumbyboop]

Does anyone ever imagine a scenario of meeting a Entitled Parent or is it just me

[@iseeyousinning2797]

Believe me, as soon as the EP starts getting bitchy, I'mma throw hands

[@trinityrodriquez5476]

I do

[@Someinternetuser]

Take a shot everytime the EM says "Christmas is about family."

[@akina3673]

7:49 Someone wrote a book about it. It's called,"The boy in striped pajamas ",

[@ay-ay-ron28]

Drinking Game: Take a shot whenever the EM said " Christmas is about family"

[@lachlantrainvideos]

2:06 who doesn’t pee in swimming pools lmao

[@TheHorrorDevotee]

No one: rSlash: My uterus is lovely this time of year

[@John_the_Paul]

0:50 Exactly what I would've done in this situation

[@jhamps4806]

I love the Mum in the first story... the straits of Fallopian killed me... x

[@olliesaurusrex4103]

If I have to hear rSlash's EM voice says "faamilyyyy" one more time I'm gonna go feral. Good job nailing how annoying EMs are 😂

[@judahworthy7538]

I had a cousin who was stuck on follian street He will be missed

[@sagaenne4977]

That first story was funny, especially what the baby did and the parent said at the end :).

[@lilytucker8444]

I laughed so hard at this... I heard that my Uterus is lovely this time of year.... Warm, humid but a bit damp 🤣🤣🤣

[@foiledagain1914]

Don't go in November, tho, the walls bleed that time of year

[@jasp3rjeep13]

* Decides to spend Christmas alone * EM: cHrIsTmAs Is AbOuT fAmIlY

[@arcanaknightjoker169]

Imagine if em told that to batman and let's joker kill one person on Christmas

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

Uploaded just as I got permission to stay home from school. Day started off in the best way it could.

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

On the other hand, i just came home from my first day of school 😲

[@dontmindmejustacomment9007]

*_I got hit by a car lol_*

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

kirbyeternalove 2006 How’d it go?

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

@@xXJaneRoseXx i didn't expect someone to ask me! It actually went really well 😄

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

kirbyeternalove 2006 Glad it went well for you. Hope the rest of the year goes just as well.

[@RoseyMay]

I can just imagine rslash waiting to use that thumbnail, and he gets his chance!

[@sapphireparcival5428]

A few months after my first birthday the kids up the road from my house were playing in the wood school across the street from my house with spray paint and lighters. The school burnt down and everyone who lived there had to rebuild their home lives. My gramma has the picture of my grandfather holding me, watching the flames from the road.

[@LayLayzz]

Dude... all these r/entitledparents storys make me glad to be a good child with actual good parents that watch over me, instead of some EM that doesn't even care about their children

[@ohyknow9480]

Woah i just woke up to go to school. And you uploaded. Yay!

[@limitedarcturus9389]

Oh Y’know I’m at my house cuz I finished school about 4 or 5 hours ago

[@FG_Furious_Gamer]

is it weird if I have never had an "entitled person" encounter

[@bellathepotato1691]

If youve never worked retail probably not

[@larainewhite]

Hey rSlash, Im getting a service dog for psychiatric and medical alert, and you meet a lot of entitled people when you're disabled and have a service dog to help with it. So i will have a lot of r/entitledparent and r/entitledpeople stories

[@Ringdingdong206]

Max White that’s so sad my family used to have a service dog he was a pure German Shepherd and people would always get mad because we wouldn’t allow people to pet him. Definitely annoying

[@helenemuscagorry244]

I have seen some entitled parents bitching about me having some help and more times for exams since I am dyslexic and that their entitled kids didn't gave the same aids, they actually said that I was privileged because I am disabled. For them, disabled kids have more rights and it's not fair for their poor babies, it's like us, having to battle to get our rights and aids accepted is annoying enough

[@ravenm.5577]

Last OP's wheelchair costs more than all of the cars in my driveway (5) COMBINED

[@Lakhshamana]

5:03 *_TREE LAWS TIME_*

[@pog798]

no one: Again, no one: That kid: ✨ f i r e ✨

[@mariahbarnes]

Love your videos r slash! Notification squad!😍💜💙

[@duchi882]

*That is what happens* when a Kid admires the Joker too much

[@mimito6037]

And that's why you gotta prefer Persona 5 joker over batman joker kids!

[@Robot3k]

@@mimito6037 yes

[@k1ll_j0y]

8:38 now that just warms my heart. doing so much to give your child an at least enjoyable life!

[@zombieguy4444]

EM: "Where did you get him from?" OP: "My uterus" I died laughing

[@locallampdealer]

My dad's white my moms 3 shades darker I look like a chocolate chip

[@Blackpapalink]

I smell an affair.

[@titaniumultra]

@@Blackpapalink Yeah I smell it too

[@z.i.r.3120]

Or a burnt chicken nugget 😌

[@isacapers9891]

@@Blackpapalink 😂😂😂

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

Blackpapalink or they ended up with darker skin because their parent(s) had the genes for it.