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[@rSlash]

Should I do a Mommy of the Month competition? Edit: Mommy of the Month Poll is live on my community tab! Check it out after the video!

[@mladenstankov5285]

Hi

[@gaNull]

Second comment

[@allela9253]

Yea

[@noaht6920]

rSlash daddy

[@edcaluag810]

rSlash hi plsn

[@lonelylegoman5778]

“The CEO says you’re fired” “I am the CEO” SPEECH 100

[@anintellectual1637]

DESTRUCTION 100

[@YoshoDinoSide]

"i AM the senate"

[@carbonreptile5437]

Destruction 💯 Speech 💯 Very effective!

[@mememanager7336]

Indian boi 100

[@garysmith560]

Sanic you dont know Skyrim obviously 😐

[@linger368]

My heart stopped when the evil dad took the "toy" to give his son. If anything happens to her daughter.............

[@lukemckenzie0121]

linger368 I know this is bad taste but... so did hers

[@legendofthe_dark5330]

@@lukemckenzie0121 omg u ass 😫😂

[@sinception5034]

@@lukemckenzie0121 Was going to say that lol

[@rik80280]

your HEART stopped

[@mctgamer3096]

just a 0 iq kid ruining a life

[@raniaathanasios5527]

As someone with SVT, hearing about the story of the girl whose monitor was taken by the kid is HORRIFYING. I didn’t start experiencing it hardcore till high school and even THAT was problematic for me and I’ve had to have two surgeries. I can’t even imagine these poor parents having to deal with this with their barely three month old (at the time) daughter and seeing a child nearly kill their precious baby girl

[@KnellMortem]

“The CEO will decide your fate.” “I *am* the CEO.” “Not yet.”

[@WilliamsJanglingTesticles]

It's treason then *old man war cries*

[@Endothermic892]

Lol this is gold

[@casvirgile]

What’s the time stamp?

[@green_lettuce]

@@casvirgile this isn’t a time stamp it’s quotes from Star Wars Revenge of The Sith when all the Jedi find out that Palpatine is a Sith Lawd.

[@maylinlaure425]

P0

[@your_local_knife]

"The CEO says you're fired" " I am the CEO " *everyone liked that*

[@leaf.c]

yep defo

[@themessyiah249]

Ceo says ur fired I am the ceo Uno reverse

[@PunakiviAddikti]

That's up there with Sylvester Stallone yelling "didn't break the law, I AM THE LAW!"

[@anonymo_use5918]

Hahahahaha i love that part

[@carolinehooper83]

Someone said the like 1 year and 2 months

[@nevm5611]

ED: I'm suing the clinic! *The clinic: Right back at ya buckaroo.*

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

Lol haha

[@sapphireparcival5428]

Uno reverse

[@novaenby]

Well yes, but actually no

[@Samsutaosxm]

Yes

[@melissapoirier2816]

Yes

[@AJ47isbbetter]

ED after almost killing a little girl “Why do I fix everything I touch”

[@jasonwlliamsonjr1102]

I just spit my water everywhere, good god😂😂

[@dxl___]

Oh my god, comments have became much better. 😂

[@emmyblue30]

Mayonnaise stain actually made my husband look up and say “mayonnaise stain?” With a smile and laugh. I had to explain why it was “mayonnaise stain”. 😂

[@dhautobrokers2196]

“The CEO said your fired” “I am the CEO” *You are not a clown. You are the entire circus*

[@bettyunicorn6132]

Ture

[@PortalBreaker]

@@bettyunicorn6132 Turles

[@gimmiethemcookies7372]

Im a fidget spinner

[@CherryTanker]

I’m an 18yo Attack Helicopter.

[@lovelylittlerosesc3777]

he copyed his was one month ago channel channels was one year ago

[@cerpintaxt362]

"I can get you fired with one phone call." "That's impressive. Most I can get with one call is a pizza."

[@reidkenney9460]

Nelson Hawkins hey don’t downplay yourself you could probably get 2 pizzas

[@chrispham6599]

Nelson Hawkins I shouldn’t laugh at this because it’s mean, but FUCK!

[@mymaingotbanned_not5816]

You can make calls?

[@pyroandrew6752]

Most I can get is a boat of platinum

[@pyroandrew6752]

Made out of platinum

[@Fillyann11]

Also! For those of you feeling for the little girl: I get SVT as well, and fortunately taking off a heart monitor won't hurt the kid. Now, there's a chance that she could have an episode while it is off, but most heart monitors take like 0.2 seconds to put back on. Also, they were in a medical facility, so if something did happen, the kid would be fine :)

[@bluenagisayt118]

"Do you know who I am?" - words said by almost every entitled parent ever

[@pgre]

"little poo" "mayonnaise stain" "gay water"

[@confused_shark2537]

This made my day

[@imkindaretarded8513]

*WHEEZE*

[@cyriusisdelirious_]

"fish juice"

[@hm9610]

Gay wate- what

[@goodbye6741]

*gay water*

[@absolutephoenix5312]

"I've been friends with the CEO for a long time" *YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD*

[@SRosenberg203]

Polymerization?

[@madhattergodess]

With this card your heart points are now zero, now I banish thy to the shadow realm ED.

[@sahtel8956]

This is so calm and I love to listen to this while laughing at the karma

[@thethe4643]

Same

[@Believin_Stephen]

"I want to PLAAAAAAAAYYYYY!" My gosh, is this kid Caillou?

[@Onewingerdraven]

Little mayonnaise stains like them are what we get for making entitled bratty characters such as him

[@kymanichitulangoma]

Reddit Post: *Shit* rSlash: *_im going to pretend I didn’t see that_*

[@befffin]

What the flip did you bring upon this cursed land?

[@deez5396]

Poo

[@jadyntidyman8546]

Mayyonase stain

[@ducki3408]

Heck

[@Trickie-tf1ir]

@@ducki3408 FRICK

[@deathkiller275]

“The CEO says your fired” “Thats funny, because I am the CEO” SHIIIIIIIIIIT

[@pacuko925]

*POOOOOOO

[@deadtragedy1073]

abort mission!

[@oscars.s6370]

Hold up.

[@-_mcii_-8922]

Top 10 Anime Comebacks

[@fragrantgingercalamari]

bruh moment

[@molly-molly925]

Optimist: This glass is half full. Pessimist: This glass is half empty. Entitled Mom: This glass is repressing me.

[@BunnyQueen97]

My hero was in her stall furiously throwing all her clothes on so she could throw herself out the door and cuss that entitled mom out 😂😂 I felt that energy building, that was great storytelling for a young person lmaoo

[@Claudia-lq3ns]

My Hero displayed a response that I would absolutely model. Obviously, trying to reason or politely discussing ain't working on these entitled parents. They need to be ripped to shreds otherwise their going to continue letting their kids do dangerous/inappropriate stuff.

[@extros-dump]

Grandpa: *dies* EM: OMG STOP BEING DEAD! YOU'RE TRAUMATIZING MY DAUGHTER.

[@soarvyper_431]

:)

[@soarvyper_431]

):

[@soarvyper_431]

:(

[@soarvyper_431]

F:

[@HoopyCoows]

Yes

[@todo6754]

ED: *I cAn gET U fiRed iN tHe pUSh oF A bUttON* Karen: *Finally A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle Will Be Legendary!*

[@rainz7427]

Sync from where did u get that? Leo kun?

[@sexyman9914]

@@rainz7427 it's a mEMe

[@moery2435]

Karen: *i’M CaLlInG yOu’Re MaNaGEr!*

[@AnthonyFlng]

What about Sharon

[@engineerxero7767]

@@AnthonyFlng We do not speak the devil's name

[@jadonsingh169]

If the he took my daughters heart monitor he will need one

[@birdgvee4982]

Yes, let the Newfoundlander run out into the yard. Hahaha, they are such fluffy bears. Newfies are awesome :Dsas

[@cheetahpelt2084]

Roses are red Violets are blue EM: “The flowers are mine and I’m suing you”

[@poopseller8705]

i love this these comments just keep my breath breathing

[@average_german_lol8623]

Ikr

[@geacket]

Water is half full water is half empty THE WATER IS NOW GAY

[@ihatemyname8327]

Lol

[@didgeridooo]

Roses are red Violets or blue This comment made me smile, thank you

[@kiannamcdonald488]

*EB: "DADDY, DADDY! I WANNA PLAY WITH THAT DEVICE THAT'S KEEPING THAT BABY ALIVE BUT THEY WON'T LET ME!!" EP: " You mean someone else is putting the life of their baby above the temporary entertainment of my child?? noT oN mY waTcH."*

[@zodiacfox355]

Kianna McDonald faith lost in humanity for the 100th time

[@walkz007]

and then the damn dad had the nerve to get mad and sue,not even trying to find my faith in humanity anymore!

[@JamesTTierce]

Hey dumbass. It's a monitor not a freaking pace maker. Ive had to wear them before. They're not going to break. Nor is the hospital going to bill them instantaneously. This guy is the worst virtue signaling liar on KZbin

[@MrNutz-lq2ez]

J T you must be friends of that stupid bum of a dad or something cause wow why you mad for? Lmao pathetic....

[@lancestorm808]

Its funny cuz i clicked read more just as he said daddy daddy

[@AntiPlastic]

Kid: steals babies Me: having order 66 flashbacks

[@barbkendall6933]

He is trying to kill the younglings

[@momogal04]

“Mayonnaise stain” 100% made me snort in a very unladylike fashion so I wouldn’t wake people up with laughing at 5 am.

[@austinandronaco1646]

1900: we will have immortality in 2000 2000: gay water.

[@krakachookchook3945]

I question human’s existence

[@triangletriangle4520]

E

[@datguy190]

Wat is gay water

[@imcoolsupercool5175]

@@datguy190 Google it

[@jduviidnjcjdksk7749]

James Charles took a bath in the water that made the frogs gay😂😂

[@ShelbyRestorations]

"the CEO says your fired" **demonic laughter** "I *AM* the CEO"

[@samu2065]

69 likes nice

[@Spacebugg]

181 nikes lice

[@dudeontheinternet12455]

@@Spacebugg 182 likes “lice”

[@Spacebugg]

@@dudeontheinternet12455 wat

[@guigazalu]

Why did this make me remember of Helltaker?

[@tomatogoose4426]

“Oh no, your Newfoundlounds are going to hurt my kids!!!!” Honey, those are gentle giants. They would never hurt your children. Also the fact that she just abandoned them is ridiculous

[@splatsunemikuu]

i just want to say that you and your voice acting makes my day. i enjoy putting my phone to the side while i work on stuff (art, story writing, etc.) and the different voices make it so much better than just listening to music. thank you.

[@jamesnorman9160]

"The CEO says you're fired." "That's funny, cause I'm the CEO." Priceless. xD

[@Ludricio]

I love that he didn't let the dad know that before the dad made the fake phone call, I can just imagine how smug he must've felt while the dad was "on the phone". lol.

[@axxne6068]

@@Ludricio My EGO and Arrogance levels would of skyrocketed as my feeling of total superiority over the father would be out of the ballpark.

[@MidoseitoAkage]

r/woooooosssh

[@GeneralZod99]

Time to come up with an obviously fake story: 1 minute Time to type up said story and post it: 10 minutes Getting thousands of gullible fools to believe said story: PRICELESS

[@copper_rose137]

“Just get a new TV and quit whining” “Just get a new TV and quit whining” ... “Just get a new TV and quit whining” Boi

[@angrycheesecake1571]

ThatOneHufflepuff my parents would beat the heck out of me if I did that

[@mornikai9494]

"spoiled little mayonnaise stain" that line got me rolling on the floor

[@karenmclennan7976]

3:49 “go back to sleep. It’s all you seem to be good for” I freaking died 😂

[@DonnaHarris3578]

The worst parent is the man who wanted his little boy to play with the baby’s heart monitor. Is this the right channel for that story?

[@innaakulich6562]

Yas

[@someonesomething7146]

Vergaron yeah, sure you would. You would be in jail for 2800 years for breaking the neck of a child

[@fumikagetokoyami7484]

@veragon nah just kick them in the balls, usually stops them in their tracks

[@kaniplayer6439]

@@ongfrfr249 no jutsu is not really thing bruh

[@javiertorrealbacordero1913]

@@someonesomething7146 But the kid would be given a medal because of killing the baby

[@tuomas4313]

Me: dies Em: LET MY SON PLAY WITH YOUR COFFIN

[@jasonmiller1532]

I got a good one Me: son dying on hospital bed EM: move your god damn kid cuz my little shit is tired

[@brends8008]

Lol

[@joemama-op9iy]

Mom: *leaves the house* Ek: give me your feet Me:give me your feet Ek:IM TELLING MY MOM

[@notyepdranel961]

@@jasonmiller1532 what's sad is that it sounds like it could happen...

[@btsruindedmylifedimcrying9836]

Me:comes back to life Also me: shoves kid into coffin Kid:oof Me again:I did a world a favor

[@Kai-lk9lb]

"Gay water" Ah, yes, when us gays swim, we turn the water we swim in gay.

[@dktamr1467]

What about the ocean?

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@dktamr1467 to many straight fish in the ocean wouldn't work

[@titanictnt7476]

Is Gay Water rainbow colour?

[@H0elessromantic]

NAME TWINS

[@majesticmelon4715]

"He says you're fired." The CEO he's talking to: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

[@linguine4690]

why are you so smart lol

[@Praneel]

JJ

[@essfamilyvlogs530]

Apollo 47 I love your profile it is from stardew valley right?

[@majesticmelon4715]

@@essfamilyvlogs530 yes

[@slevinchannel7589]

We all want more of this, Right? Tell him!!

[@astrolgy1397]

EP: you can't kick a pregnant woman with a toddler Me:well I can it's just highly frowned upon

[@queenofbread4924]

ASTROLGY 13 i mean why cant guys hit girls but girls can hit guys? I mean it should be noone can hit anyone or everyone can hit eachother

[@GeneralZod99]

I would definitely kick a pregnant woman with a toddler.....she clearly needs to give birth to it right away.

[@astrolgy1397]

Whoops meant kick out

[@Erine120]

Griffen no mattter how equal the genders get you can’t kick pregnant women even if they hit you first....but if she not pregnant fucking kick her to the moon

[@astrolgy1397]

@@Erine120 I meant kick out, thx for understanding

[@akumabazooka9169]

Note to self, never let anyone in your home after 3am. I mean HIMYM says 2am, nothing good happens after 2am!!

[@mig9941]

Welcome back to “karens” the documentary

[@wendys5424]

Bruh I swear some day there's gonna be an EP who will be like: *"GiVe Me YoUr SKIN!!!!! NoW!!!!"*

[@siegfriedoffizensburches6228]

And says "would you f me, id f me" dances around with willy tucked.

[@Gr8Imres]

mY BaAAabY WaNts TO pLaAYyYy, aNd I'm sINglE anD PrEeEEEgnaNT!111!

[@PastelShark123]

Ayy wendys

[@songs-ez3xv]

You still got those biggy bags?and breakfast?

[@devannewland3464]

What the hell Wendys

[@therustedshank9995]

*wHaTz ThAt?* A heart monitor. *cAn I pLaY wItH iT?*

[@ramen-numerals]

mY ChILd HaS GoOD GrADeS gIve HIm ThE HeArt MOnItOr

[@energy_5004]

The Legion yes honey you can use it

[@calfazar2120]

No iTz a ToY 👌

[@taureon_]

my respone to the Question: *_IF YOU DO SHE WILL DIE IN PAIN AND YOU WILL GO TO HELL FOR COMMITING THAT SIN_*

[@cee_ves]

He was like 5... he would play with a piece of shit Namely his father

[@edizhankaratay8918]

I wish the response was: “The CEO says youre fired” “Weird, cuz i didnt say anything”

[@loribowen6063]

Mayonnaise stain.... you DEFINITELY need to use that again!!!!

[@larissaallison2426]

One time i was changing in a woman's locker room at a pool and this woman brought in her like 11 year old son and yelled at me for being half dressed. I told her if he is old enough to be offended he is old enough to wait for you at the pool

[@angie_slendergirl]

Larissa Allison she yelled at you for being half dressed... in a locker room🙄😂

[@MB-ux9me]

So she yelled at you for being halfdressed? At a pool? In a lockerroom? In front of an ELEVEN years old boy? He doesn't even have to be in there. When I was eleven, I wasn't even allowed to change clothes with my parents in the same room

[@listennowbreath]

I would have called the cops on this perverted woman.

[@larissaallison2426]

I'm not sure he wasn't unattended though because he was made to stay by his mom while she changed (took off swimsuit cover) not sure how they planned to do the shower which was required before entering the pool. Obviously it had curtains but still

[@adamreitli7225]

Curse words:Exist rSlash:BEGONE SPAWN OF SATAN

[@connorabramsbutiidentifyas8773]

*BAD PERSON

[@Noelboyx3]

L

[@SynHvH]

*non kid friendly person

[@ROTAXD]

T_T have you been in an elementary school in the last few years ? Cursing isn’t an issue just in inner city schools & “protecting” kids from swearing in not really benefitting them.

[@wolfpakave5084]

@@ROTAXD Telling them it's wrong sure can. I'm 15 and cuss close to never.

[@rafaelangelo2640]

Op: this is a heart monitor Kid:can I play with it? Me: now hold the f*cking pho-

[@Cyborg-xm1yh]

"no you can't play" *breaks tv screen* wtf!?!?

[@Grybster]

Kinda like: I WaNt To pLAAAaaayY!!! I don't play then you don't play too >:[

[@h1.w590]

it’s faker than my smile edit: mistake

[@dufftheduff7335]

break the kids face

[@wither3621]

@@h1.w590 than

[@papastalin7892]

If he dont play nobody plays

[@riothebreadboi6905]

BY THE POWER OF “GAY WATER” I EXPELL YOU DEMON FROM MY YARD (Edit)thx for the likes and happy new year Edit: how is this still blowing up wth this is literally the most likes i have ever gotten

[@andrealuna1498]

"Gay water" gets me every time 😂🤣

[@Gr8Imres]

BEGONE, STAIGHT!

[@sunflowerhoney9014]

LMAOOOO

[@goodbye6741]

"Move im gay"? Nahh "GET OUT MY POOL IM GAY" sounds about right

[@ShellL]

Do I have permission to use GAY Water in the future for protection please? Pretty sure EM DNA will probably all react the same weird way which is horrible but could be a weird blessing.

[@lastman5680]

Father: The Senate will decide your fate Guy: I AM THE SENATE

[@SotGravarg]

"You mean someone else is literally putting the life of their baby above the temporary entertainment of my child, not on my watch" 🤦‍♂️🤯😤😤😤 this just hurts my brain

[@Martindaoo]

4:06 ED: Do you know who I am? Nurse: You're the guy who's about to get arrested if you don't leave now. 😂

[@gh0st_man163]

Martin Dao Ed:no Nurse:*pulls out phones ED:? Cop: hello what’s is the problem Nurse:*wispers to cop* Cop:GTFO ED:no 10 more cops come out You know the rest

[@ericawatkins5843]

You spelled who wrong

[@gh0st_man163]

Erica Watkins how cares

[@Martindaoo]

@@ericawatkins5843 oh lol

[@golaco237]

*WASTED*

[@t-bird6853]

"EP: He says you're fired. Me: That's funny, considering *I* am the CEO." Top 10 Embarrassing Moments For Anime Characters

[@B1scu1twolf]

T-Bird and now you have 5 seconds to leave my store before security arrives

[@orangehogproductions4555]

I0I

[@millerlucerojames]

Yea bet the EP is on a black list

[@wolfxxyufzboi376]

The last one should be in a 'When Karens' are helpful/not entitled,' not here LOL!

[@Isarrot]

I love how you can see the evolution of Rslash content : There's the fast talk arc The moderate speed talk arc The lower voice/better mic arc The wife and daughter arc

[@mh11213]

Don't forget the "me and my (insert number) million subscribers" arc

[@chucktats2450]

the creative anti-swearing edits are part of the show mate, good job

[@TriStar44]

Haha that's a good point, they really are at this point, and that's honestly no small feat.

[@vardevank]

Mayonnaise stain nyehehe >:D

[@caitlinbilancia8697]

Don't be afraid to get creative with alternative cursing.

[@trollunderbridge2292]

Mayonnaise stain is a brilliantly original substitute.

[@hinamiin]

I’d like but this is on 420 likes

[@LuisHernandez-or9ws]

Me when I see an annoying entitled parent: *I got murder on my mind*

[@haegaming1913]

Eagles Nation ak47s mac 11s glocks and 9s lol murder on my mind is a good song

[@originalmythiku1047]

MY BONGO CAT IS HERE WITH THE AK AND PIZZA KNIVES

[@luigismansion3fan367]

Eagles Nation Yellow tape around his body

[@HexenMeister06]

Same here but with more knifes and a shotgun as well as a VERY large hammer

[@Jortje]

Who doesn't (like besides other patents like that)

[@baronandaya6513]

Person: GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE NOW! Me: you already have one

[@Lumen99]

"The CEO will hear about this!" "I am the CEO!" (I'm sorry I just had to do a Palpatine meme, it was all I could think of when I heard this)

[@mbates2010]

"I don't like them putting chemicals in the water making my children gay!" "But it's not your pool tho"

[@nudny_kanal]

IT MAKES FROGS GAY!

[@JohannaNazareen1225]

Unfortunatly she's not the only one. My friend is gay and he bought toys shaped like owl that his cousin's children wanted. His cousin wont buy any toy for his kids and thinks that they can play with some metal truck parts. Those owl toys are actualy pillows and have a blanket inside and are like some comfort pillow toy for kids. He bought two. One was green and called brave owl and other had Pink stripes or so. My friends cousin said to my friends dad why did my friend bought gay toy for his kids and that now they will get gayism (yes he said gayism). My friend never imposted his sexual orientation on anyone. He simply lives his life how he wants it and is realy a good guy. He told to his cousin to throw the toy if He wants, he doesnt care but then he also said. :"see if I ever help you again when you come whining to me"

[@TJDious]

Only you can prevent gayism.

[@nathangriffin6624]

1 mom 2kids Chillin in a hottub They get out Cause the waters gay

[@elliot3292]

OMG I loved that vine... Good times. Good times.

[@Red_kinda_plays]

@@elliot3292 agreed

[@cheddarcheese2884]

12 yrs later it turns out that one of the kids was infested with the gay water. He now lives the gay lifestyle 😓😭😢

[@twistednova8216]

My lad XD

[@Red_kinda_plays]

Oops it almost sounds like I'm on the entitled parents side

[@tobee_gamer5816]

Ed: the CEO says your fired. CEO: I am the CEO ED: *emergency meeting*

[@thatboringdude8535]

I know I’m 2 years late but my mother used to take me and my brothers into fitting rooms like that and I can say with full confidence my mother would’ve backhanded the shit out of me or my two brothers if we tried some shit like that

[@yaboi4243]

EP:hey can i have your youtube channel? rSlash:No,you may not. EB makes a diss about rSlash rSlash:You little MAYONNAISE-STAIN

[@michaelraymond4131]

XD

[@reekarp669]

Lol

[@absolutephoenix5312]

"You don't have the right to talk to me, you don't know who I am" "You are the man who is going to get arrested" *Roasted*

[@gammavalentin7]

Pranita Bose what

[@kawaiieconomics6818]

Yeah people who you would actually be afraid to cross aren't farting and snoring in some clinic while their kid is murdering a baby and then saying "DONT U KNOW WHO I AM??"

[@marimonsoon7636]

Warrren Huang that nurse is savage

[@rq_eclipse9978]

*uno reverse card*

[@nikalai4519]

R/murderedbywords

[@karmicjustice2200]

EM: *Enjoys pool water* Also EM: *Shrieks in craziness when its owned by a gay couple*

[@michellebaker6302]

Who else literally laughed out loud when they called it an insanely long wait to sit for 30 minutes? Around here... that's the express lane. 🤣

[@damionkatkara2171]

Note: “mayonnaise stain” going in my clean cussing dictionary 😂

[@gina8211]

same

[@barbkendall6933]

Yes

[@milesedgeworth6711]

who likes reese's with mayonnaise

[@ChipsDaCat]

@@milesedgeworth6711 me

[@Enderia2]

@@milesedgeworth6711 cursed_mayonnaise

[@bailey125]

I really hate these stories, but I'm addicted to watching these videos...

[@marissaghost]

Me too 😂😂

[@ahunkytortoise4560]

Same

[@BergenDev]

My blood boils hearing about these mayonaise-stains. But still cant stop watching lol

[@slein1055]

Same

[@CallumSk8er]

yeah they just annoy me and make me hate humans. The thing is 90% of them are made up so theres a little hope there lol

[@nekomasteryoutube3232]

With that first one it would have been even more hilarious if that Entitled father called the company only to have OP's phone ring in front of them. Gotta love when people don't realise the person your bothering is quite possibly the manager or owner of the buisness, regardless of how they look.

[@mikeydrawssometimes]

I LOVE how you make an Entitled Dad sound like "no this is Patrick"

[@kaydenf7094]

BK: bratty kid EC: entitled child EP: enititled parent ER: where I sent them

[@setsun4i]

K

[@sajeevnair2973]

Me: The person slightly concerned about this

[@geekymetalhead5112]

*Outstanding move*

[@jessicacrogie9986]

K.O!

[@deadaccount3917]

DESTRUCTION 100

[@zerotrx9656]

4:48 "go back to sleep its all you seem to be good for" that absolutely killed me XD

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

That moment was destruction 100

[@ryansextremegaming]

" The CEO says Your fired " " But I am the CEO " :0

[@paulanocu3711]

"The ceo says you're fired" "I am the ceo" Kinda fitting for r/IDOworkherelady

[@seankiller0112]

As the old joke goes Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Edgy Entitled Mother: WATER IS GAY REEEEEEEEE

[@BM4N854]

Also Enttitled mother: The water is mine

[@jaredday1474]

I'll sue you for water

[@jaredday1474]

Cause of chemicals (chlorine)

[@__tadpole__8195]

Normal entitled mother:the water is mine

[@cheetahpelt2084]

Seankiller011 EM: ThE wAtER iS MIne mY bAaBy Is tHiRstY

[@synth_dahl4438]

OP: *texting friend* hey, there's an entitled mom and her kids in your backyard. Friend: *already unleashing mastifs into the yard* what?

[@Emynence_wav]

Enter EM screaming GET THESE DOGS OUT OF HERE **GASP** MY KIDS HAVE BEEN IN GAY WATER?!? I'M SUING U FOR MAKING MY KIDS GAY🤣😂😂

[@jar7d]

What does OP stand for?

[@jar7d]

Lunchbox15 thank you

[@imrane161]

@@jar7d overpowered

[@TabbyCat338]

1:44 sorry, I just wanted to point out, I had to wait TWO HOURS for an appointment with a doctor when I was physical unable to move without throwing up...

[@platypusih8u830]

hits him with the classic "I AM THE CEO"

[@hannahcakes2086]

Me: **exists.** EP: *GIVE MY CHILD YOUR EXISTENCE.*

[@stalingrad2204]

HannahCakes *hE gOt gOoD gRaDeS sO hE dEsErVeS iT*

[@Gamingmuffin-qw7ul]

@@stalingrad2204 *iM a SiNgLe MoThEr mimimi*

[@CWZII]

Muskett 23 which side did you snap 😅

[@skinny_box]

take my existence I don’t want it

[@littlefellsans8032]

My soul or my life, you can have it all... *_TaKe My SoUl ToDaAaY! AyYyYyY-_*

[@softeealmonds]

"The CEO says youre fired." "Thats funny. I AM THE CEO." EP: suprised pikachu face Holy he double hockey sticks thats a lotta likes HA 669 LIKES 69... ha

[@ImranAli-gy1kj]

Your profile matches this perfectly 👌

[@softeealmonds]

@@ImranAli-gy1kj just noticed that lol

[@Sharkman-vz8zl]

Lol 😂

[@sajeevnair2973]

I’m know i’m being racist here but the last line sounds Canadian

[@curtfishfilms9895]

Holy mustered stain!

[@takeashowerjeez7625]

“I know your ceo” The ceo: imma end this whole mans career

[@haydenboggs3271]

"little poo" "spoiled little mayonnaise stain" "mombie grunt" "breeder" Such a way with words

[@Mystic-Aidan]

Your entitled mom voice is absolutely perfect.

[@WeretigerX]

Completely agree. It has that perfect amount of whine to it while being whimsical at the same time.

[@6FlagsAstroworld]

Batman: *being badass* EP: GIVE MY KID YOUR DANGEROUS TOYS! Batman: not you again....

[@ashwest4279]

XD

[@just_a_tepig3611]

Batman then breaks his no killing rule Batman: I had to endure the jokers for years but they were just way too much

[@nathanielvaughn5692]

Hahahahahaha XD lmfao

[@swantem]

When he said man is staying I actually lost it lol

[@OtterPxp]

“The CEO said you’re fired!” The OP, who IS the CEO: *im boutta end this man’s whole career*

[@farren.73]

Wow... This makes me thankful my parents didnt raise me to be a little mayonnaise stain.

[@michaelraymond4131]

Me too

[@pantheraviva]

What about A nice ketchup stain?

[@emiester729]

Same

[@mysticbitz2368]

Yeah same here

[@PeachDragon_]

EP: i know the CEO Op: i AM the CEO Ep: NANIII!!?!

[@playzify6357]

Savage level 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999899999999999999999999999999999909999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999989999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

[@d.trann122]

Commissar Purity lol

[@malup.alquiroz1287]

Commissar Purity najsnsjbshsbsshus wahhhhhhhhhh

[@jibasebcrosby4998]

@@playzify6357 did you run out of room

[@quintenkuik7949]

Genius

[@CORONAKAIZOKU1]

That heart monitor one pissed me off. I would have punched him out the moment he grabbed my arm if it were me.

[@liamvernon2703]

5:07 me: "oh so thats why it has more likes than usual." *looks down*. "aight time to like it"

[@melodyjohnson8889]

rSlash: "gay water" what I'm thinking: "TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY!"

[@pokemonslayer3345]

Same

[@hyperpickle5503]

🏳️‍🌈⃠

[@MikeRayer01]

(Smacks papers on desk) serious crap.

[@jaceparks646]

🤔

[@sorryitskonnor2262]

That quote reminds me of this meme " Two Bros Chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay"

[@andrealuna1498]

"Gay water" Does that mean the water is rainbow🤔

[@itzbeendakavgaming5632]

XD

[@JP_arte]

If gay people are gay... Are they secretly rainbows?

[@koolaidman4501]

No it’s light it hasn’t came out the closet yes Get it cause light after it meats the atmosphere it makes color

[@KyuKofi]

If so I'd like to buy a few gallons

[@andrealuna1498]

@@KyuKofi Each gallon cost 2 bags of Skittles.

[@Mad-Hatter-ison]

I would also tell the dad that "You're not only gonna be arrested for damage medical equipment, but you'll be arrested for ATTEMPT MURDER of a minor, and that's a huge bill to pay worse than the equipment"

[@tutu3331]

I swear to god, when the kid said “what’s that?” I thought he didn’t what is a girl. see it for yourself 2:10

[@epsilonsix1996]

me too

[@tedsiljestrom9564]

Same

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

Who does he think he is, Son Goku?

[@iosefstalin6832]

Same

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

Yep

[@skyshale]

Me: *Heart beats* EP: GIVE MY SON YOUR HEART NOW

[@neptune039]

Lps medicine :3 I found the exact same thing except with lungs

[@skyshale]

Huh, cool

[@matej6961]

@@skyshale GACHA

[@skyshale]

Matthew gacha y e a h

[@skyshale]

Oof, I know there’s a lot of these