r/Entitledparents "GIVE ME YOUR OVARIES!"

[@shadowman7307]

Karen: "You will go to hell for turning down God's will!" OP: "No, I turned down YOUR will. Are you saying you're God, now?"

[@MelissiaBlackheart]

Sadly, this "my will is God's will" crap isn't uncommon. See also: many politicians currently in office. :/

[@NexusProductions-rz1sv]

Wouldn't making her sister barren also be gods will? Wouldn't trying to make her have a baby actually be going against gods will?

[@shrillex_1530]

@@NexusProductions-rz1sv Right, it's just an illogical statement used to manipulate people(not just Christians) into doing things they wouldn't originally do.

[@goddessreaper782]

I bet she would've said "How dare you talk back to me! For all you know I am God!" Then a bolt of lightning would come down from the heavens hit her and send her straight to hell

[@NexusProductions-rz1sv]

@@goddessreaper782 "That's Disney evil!" "Oh please, if I'm so evil then let God strike me where I stand." ... "Hah! Nice try, Jackass, next time give it your A game!"

[@13BGunBunny]

The guy that loaned his car to his Dad should see an attorney to see what kinds of charges can be filed against him. That would be an excellent ProRevenge story that I would love to hear. :-)

[@gone2261]

Same

[@DrYeet2704]

If I was that OP, it would turn from an EP story to a NuclearRevenge story, real quick! Maybe result in him being seriously maimed resulting in life-changing injuries, or being killed. There would be no attorney involved.

[@CooperGal24]

@@DrYeet2704 Yes on revenge, no on bodily harm. OP should get EVERY little bit of evidence gathered, even a recording of the ED’s confessions, then take him straight up to court and sue him for property damage, theft of money and identity theft, maybe even theft of money because of Brother! Then OP should tell EVERYTHING to the judge, presenting them with the evidence and recordings, all while glaring at the ED and Family as he talked. I would’ve LOVED to see the look on their sorry faces as they realize but by bit that they’re digging their own graves deeper and deeper. THEN when OP wins the case, not only should he smile a smug victorious smile as his Dad and Brother are arrested while the EM is crying, THEN as the cherry on the revenge sundae, he should flip his family off and post his story on his social media, with the final words to his entitled family “I HOPE using MY car and taking MY money was SO WORTH the time you’ll have in jail AND being cut out of my life! I’m DONE being your welcome mat and used as some public transport and ATM, then being disrespected like a complete stranger! Good luck trying to pull the SAME stunts with other family members, because they won’t help entitled toxic people like YOU THREE! Goodbye forever and good riddance!”.

[@Boredchinchilla]

Selling a car you don’t own is a felony- it’s basically car theft.

[@tinydancer7426]

@@Boredchinchilla No basically. It definitely is. And then add in the insurance fraud.

[@theamazingace6134]

The first story is very much "Ma'am, this is a dermatologist office."

[@beardsntools]

If I was that doctor I would also tell her I'd rather rip the eggs out and then throw them away, than donate to the family of Karens :)

[@EatingBugsLol]

If I was said doc, id tell them. Sorry, I dont want to and to piss off. If they came back Id hit the common sense back into them from when they were dropped as a baby.

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

@@EatingBugsLol id just say I had my ovaries removed

[@EatingBugsLol]

@@velvetdarksoul8741 Oh lol- But still-

[@tinydancer7426]

Too much dialogue in the office. First mention of egg donation should have been met with a simple, "No." Further attempts at conversation should have ended the appointment with telling those people to leave. AND THEN, when she walked into the treatment room to find the first woman and her sister, OP should have walked out and had someone else in the office go in and tell them to leave ....... AND THEY ARE NOT TO EVER COME TO THE OFFICE AGAIN.

[@YuugaoMegami]

Love how they would prefer to stalk a poor woman for her eggs over adopting.

[@darthmaul8278]

Or just find a different person to donate eggs

[@Elhvir]

@@darthmaul8278 Oh but that would mean going through official clinic work and potentially having to PAY for it, and they might not have 100% ability to just call the donor and say "hi BTW the kid born from your egg needs a baby sitter for weekend, surely you'd look after *your own child*?" Not even making a joke, I've WITNESSED a case like this. Point where a woman asked a good friend to donate because they knew the friend was of healthy and good lineage from both families, so child would have less chance for inherited diseases. Well, six months (after birth), the donor was called and the friend literally asked her to come look after the kid because "she's of your eggs, so you are technically also her mother. Take responsibility".

[@TheHeliosProject8]

Basically unrelated, but nice name! :D My name is also Rain.

[@FearMyLadyBits]

@@Elhvir there's another story where the OP played surrogate for her best friend. Six years later the friend passed, and her douche canoe of a widower threatened to sue OP if she didn't agree to coparent the child she wasn't even biologically related to.

[@shadowsflamenation477]

@@FearMyLadyBits huh???? Sue for what???

[@silverflight01]

Really strong "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy from the first story.

[@BeckBeckGo]

Hey I’m smart and healthy. And I have thick ass wavy/curly hair (which has some weird genetic side effects she might not like but whatever, she wants it) She can have my eggs. The first egg starts at $5000. It just gets crazier after that. After all, I was born with my entire egg store. Each egg I donate becomes more and more expensive. Hit me up, Karen. I have some eggs left and don’t plan to use them. We can do all kinds of business. Sure, I’m not a doctor or a Christian. I’m only kind of a feminist. My morals are questionable. But I’m flush with eggs that, given the right provider, are trainable. Bring cash. And don’t touch my hair.

[@Nekonomicon935]

Agreed SilverFlight01...

[@thermophile1695]

I mean, it probably didn't happen. Overbearing christian narcissists are one of the more common tropes of fake stories.

[@theroyaltyofgaming2254]

OP is just like "ma'am, this is a face clinic"

[@the_responder3948]

@@BeckBeckGo now THIS is a businesswoman

[@sarah-my1xp]

That second story isn’t just theft, that’s fraud. Why wouldn’t you sue???

[@Nekulturny]

I'd do more than sue, I'd have him arrested. I guarantee this is not the first blatantly criminal thing this father has done.

[@absolutearcher3137]

Doormat under the impression he's not.

[@The_momur]

This is identity theft. You’re supposed to go out of your way to protect your children, regardless of their age from identity theft while teaching them how to recognize it. They’re so vulnerable! Financial exploitation and undue influence. You never think you’re going to need a lawyer till you do need one.

[@ericainspace]

Right? OP could have easily reported his car as stolen, by his Dad, and sued him for both the insurance money and sale money. Sounds scummy, but I'd do it to my family, and I love them.

[@UNOwen-ky5ib]

Nope. Don’t sue. Take out a second mortgage one dads house. Same name, right? Surprise reverse UNO. Then tell him that you spent the money already. Oops, sorry.

[@clarar9280]

Story 2: isn’t this straight up fraud? I think I would have pressed charges

[@samhainnc9416]

Insurance fraud. grand theft etc. The whole family are a bunch of scumbags. The brother as well. His dad would be in prison after that.

[@itsybitsybosmer]

It is highly illegal. But I'm wondering how the buyer ended up transferring the title.

[@dieCG]

@@itsybitsybosmer : I’m thinking there’s gotta be a follow up that the op didn’t feel comfortable talking about… because with a lean on the car, the fraud and theft would have been found out quick.

[@itsybitsybosmer]

@@dieCG This is why people need to run if they hear the car "owner" doesn't have title in hand. No way would they not have found out about the lien, the state keeps record of those. Well... most states do.

[@shadowgirl617]

OP should just sue the fuck out of his dad.

[@tucagwathiel3380]

First story: Guarantee had op actually donated an egg, those Karens would have been back asking about inheritance once the baby was born because 'she is the egg donor'.

[@RiveroftheWither]

Sadly there are stories of egg and sperm donors or surrogates being sued for child support.

[@kranberry3318]

@@RiveroftheWither that’s just wrong and stupid

[@mlee9118]

Of course she would have, why do you think she “chose” a family of doctors and a dermatologist. Just because your family has doctors doesn’t mean you can’t have genetic illnesses that can’t be fixed. She absolutely just wanted to leech money off of rich doctors

[@Elhvir]

More than probable, they'd more than definitely try to also go as "personal donor" because that doesn't leave as much paperwork, so less chance to prove that egg was donated. At worst they could even start spinning a lie that the child is of OPs, just abandoned, and they took them in as "faithful good Christians" in attempt to make it so OP has to pay child support and whatnot. Seen it happen once, though in that case the person who had the kid merely demanded donor to come help taking care of the baby because "it was donor's child, too, so they need to take responsibility for their actions".

[@tucagwathiel3380]

@@mlee9118 My thoughts exactly.

[@Fandom_Junkie]

"Consider donating to a poor Christian woman" Lady if you can afford Botox you're probably not poor

[@thegreatfugginpotato3922]

Maybe poor as in pathetic lol

[@mercuryfever392]

She's saying her sister is poor. Thats who she was asking for.

[@CooperGal24]

“Give my sister YOUR eggs, she’ll have a BEAUTIFUL baby with YOUR features, intelligence and the same heritage background as you, but mixed with the rest of the ethnicity heritages within her DNA!” The lady should’ve been banned, both for trying to get OP to give up her eggs for FREE, touching OP’s hair AND STALKING OP ON FACEBOOK! The stalking part should be reported to the cops! Like, Bitch, stalking is ILLEGAL! Also creepy!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

multiple treatments, which could have gone to her sister to help her as she was clearly distraught about it enough to harass a stranger…

[@xaverwerdabest1085]

now i aaint believe in god, but i went to a catholic school(hated it) and remember there is stuff about being created in gods perfect vision or whatever.

[@ythunter4288]

In the first story, I have a feeling God didn't want that woman to have children for a reason.

[@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601]

I think so too

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I'm not even religious and yet I agree

[@irishuisman1450]

@Chris G some women like being financially stable before they have kids, or they actually want to do something with their life before being stuck with a person they have to raise for at least 18 years. My mom was 38 when she had me

[@tristancoetzee6059]

@@irishuisman1450 Same :0

[@anxious.attack.banana667]

What OP should told her is “well God makes no mistakes, right? So clearly he never meant for you to have children. Are you saying that God was wrong? OBVIOUSLY you are NOT a good Christian woman.”

[@JamiJR]

If that first story happened to me I would've said, "There's an estimated 35 million orphans in the world. If you really want to be a parent, adopt. Anything else is selfish and unChristian."

[@triforceofcourage100]

But then it wouldn’t share my DNA and for some reason being blood related is infinitely more important than being a good person

[@everlasting9292]

Damn y'all are on fire in this thread. The comment and the first reply are both so good.

[@JamiJR]

@@triforceofcourage100 LOL 🤣 Seriously, though, I've had people say that or go about saying "Adopted children have ISSUES!" and point out famous serial killers who were adopted as children. I always reply with "Jeffrey Dahmer was raised by his biological parents." Usually shuts them up. Makes me SO angry that people think it takes DNA to make a family. My older brothers have a different biological father - he used to get drunk and beat the crap out of our mom, then abandoned her for an 18 year old and never paid child support or tried to see the kids. Then mom met dad (on a blind date no less) and as soon as they were married he was helping my brothers with their homework, taking care of them when they were sick and/or injured, teaching them things like how to fish and basic car maintenance, and giving them all the love and support a parent should give their child. And people are going to have the audacity to say he's not their real father just because they don't share DNA? How disgusting.

[@asmith8692]

@@triforceofcourage100 the thing is that a donated egg wouldn't carry the genetic code of the entitled parents.

[@triforceofcourage100]

@@JamiJR humans like to generalize and only tend look at information that agrees with them because they like to pretend that thinking is hard

[@katashworth41]

I’d have asked “how do we know the kid is yours?” Then looked in the pram and then say “it’s ugly enough, must be yours” because I like being an arse sometimes.

[@sourisvoleur4854]

How do I know this kid is your husband's?

[@jaydenlmao2440]

Its gay

[@agentdiamond4728]

I would be a big arse if that happened to me

[@SkunkApe407]

Bigger question is, why would an elderly person be trying to get into a cramped elevator with other people during a pandemic? Especially one not wearing a mask? Elderly people are the most at risk, after all. Sounds more to me like Jane was the Karen here, and the other lady was trying to tell her "no" ithout being rude. Of course, since Jane was old and black, it must be racism, right? I mean, it isn't like old people can be rude, entitled, and combative, right?

[@maagi1]

@@SkunkApe407 Well there was only Karen and it was big elevator, so it wasn't cramped and it wasn't Jane's fault that Karen wasn't wearing a mask. I agree tho, who would want to get in an elevator with a Karen lol.

[@T_1.5]

Has this woman forgotten about adoption? There’s literally zero chance of her carrying her own biological baby, and if she’s such a ‘good Christian woman’ then she should realize that there’s more to motherhood then being pregnant.

[@ZenMuff1n]

Oddly enough. This kind of people would rather say "God had other plans for me" than consider adopting. If they are even eligible. But my perspective on the whole thing: they heard "doctor family", "single", "doctor salary" and saw dollar signs. If they could bully her into giving eggs they could bully her into anything. Including child support or "donations".

[@girlie_ch33se20]

I wanna bet that she’s one of those people that don’t consider adopted children “your real child”

[@bostonrailfan2427]

to scumbags like that, they don’t want someone else’s children…even though they have zero biological connection to the egg donor baby

[@haimmaik]

Should've told the EK that god decided to take away her sister's eggs and "who am I to negate god's will of her not having children?"

[@alexthewolf3179]

LMAOOO

[@DeathProductions200]

Now, although I normally advocate to avoid things because stuff like that can be emotionally taxing. However, there's a lot of reasons why I am okay with this in that specific situation. Firstly, what if OP had her ovaries removed as well, due to some major event, and wanted kids. Well, that could cause a ton of emotional issues there. Begging someone random who you aren't even 100% certain has the life needed for said procedure is just dumb.

[@kerricaine]

yoooooooo

[@MrTStat]

when ep touched the hair, I cannot explain how it felt, like if she was reviewing the product quality?! DEAR GOD THAT WAS REVOLTING!!

[@2Ten1Ryu]

I totally agree! It gave me the creeps!

[@noxiouschocolate9644]

The first story is a ‘ma’am this is a Wendy’s ‘ moment just with medicine

[@plattepuss66]

Unfortunately, the way to keep the peace was to send the entitled woman down first. It was easier for the employees. The other woman just had to be uncomfortable. *sarcasm on the last sentence*

[@tylerclark1979]

Yeah ill take a tripple stacked ovary please.

[@wakeangel2001]

For the car story, forget suing, that OP should be turning their father in, he committed insurance fraud and grand theft auto, those are very real crimes you get prosecuted for, not just some civil matter you can get sued over

[@blazzzeboy]

this, if anything he needs to set an example to his brother of where that sort of behavior will lead you

[@arianebolt1575]

Yeah, I can't get my brain around that one.

[@katedufel6577]

I would have done it

[@ZombieSazza]

I hate it when Karen’s claim “I know the owner”, because you know fine well they don’t know the owner, they make that claim hoping not to be challenged.

[@philip8498]

"i know the owner" well, what an infernal peace of bad luck for them...

[@anothercub6958]

Owners should make a list of people they know who would be likely to invoke their name just so that employees can memorize the list and refuse to entertain that sort of behavior.

[@Bladewalker1]

I agree. I've listened to so many storipes, in which a Karen says she knows the owner ..... and in some of those stories, she is saying that to the actual owner

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

"What a coincidence! I know the owner too!"

[@kerricaine]

had that happen to me once. small company. owner's sister in law would try and come over and go through all our product and would just be like "have your boss just bill me for the items~" with no regard for our stock or anything. of course, i didn't know this or that she'd bullied the other staff into letting her in, so when she showed up, i just said "sorry, boss told me i can't let anyone besides staff into the office, covid restrictions, no exceptions!" and turned her away. turns out my boss absolutely despises her, and i've never heard her laugh so hard as when i told her i turned her SIL away.

[@Diviance]

I would absolutely have pressed charges for grand larceny on the dad in the second story, same with the brother, and sued them both for the money they stole. No hesitation at all.

[@supervegito2277]

Yeah what the hell? A police charge is something im shocked wasnt mentioned.

[@Diviance]

@@supervegito2277 Right? The dad was easily in grand larceny area and the brother, considering the price of college these days, should easily have gotten that high too. Let them ponder their butthole ways in a cell.

[@rainsongt189]

Grand larceny and insurance fraud.

[@Diviance]

@@rainsongt189 At minimum. I would be bringing in the insurance company, too. They won't dawdle about it and they can afford a much more expensive lawyer than you can.

[@chrisreed26]

I agree! The OP must not be too bright really to just let this fly! He needed to press charges! He must have plenty of money to let his father just steal a car from him!!

[@Everhardt94]

You know, when I read the title, I thought it was gonna be a family member demanding OP's eggs. But no. These were complete strangers who just decided that this woman was the only person whose ovaries were worthy of them. I can't even.

[@sunnivamhagatun]

and the fact that they just assumed she would be completely fine with it is insane!

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

@@sunnivamhagatun they also assume she still has her ovaries

[@spydersoup8447]

I keep thinking "Why can't these people turn to places that have donated eggs and sperm?" which OP actually brings up, thankfully, I would've brought the same thing up if I was in that situation. But, apparently, those places are WAY too expensive. I've also seen a story about a woman who wants to have a kid and is planning to get a random guy to help her out on it. Yeah, it's that messed up.

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

OP (Second story) should report his car stolen and he can get it claimed back assuming it hasn't been scrapped or flipped by the new buyer.

[@2Ten1Ryu]

Second story ;)

[@couldntmixapotnoodle]

@@2Ten1Ryu thanks will edit now

[@beardsntools]

The buyer is responsible, even if he flipped the car, then the police goes to next person who bought it.. OP gets the car back either way. If it was scrapped then I guess just sue the dad for fraud.

[@selendrasama44]

God Fearing Christian from personal experience means what I want is clearly what God wants, AKA an entitled person with a posterior score.

[@Man.of.Tomorrow]

Cant stand em personally. What YOU want does not line up with what The Lord wants, and people who think that are the worst

[@youmaybehighstrungbutimlok1601]

It is a slap in the face of true God Fearing Christians. If they were truly GFC then they wouldn’t be so entitled. That phrase is now being used as an excuse to justify their awful behaviors! God I hate entitled people

[@ryudragonuv]

Not only that, BUT it's actually what it means to 'Take the Lord's Name I vain'. So yeah... breaking the Commandment there.

[@shadowgirl617]

As a Christian, I'll say that using God to justify bullying people into furthering one's own selfish agenda is more Satanic than it'll ever be Christian, and then threatening damnation to Hell because OP refused such an outrageous demand, Karen and Megan may as well have admitted that Satan is actually their true god right then and there...

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@ryudragonuv exactly! There we go! Assuming they know exactly what God wants is what that means!

[@2Ten1Ryu]

In the first moment when they first asked her if she would donate her eggs and basically examined her like cattle, I would have left the room and told them, this is highly inapropriate and I would refuse to treat them. Please tell me that this is not another of these situations where in the US you're not allowed to talk back because they're the customer.

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

Gotta love America

[@DrYeet2704]

Nah, if the customer said "but this is a FREE country!" after I refused service, I'd say "well, in that case, BECAUSE this is a free country, I can do whatever the f*** I want. GET OUT. NOW."

[@leah6471]

I think it's different in a medical setting. Obviously it's one thing if you require urgent life-saving medical care, but with elective procedures they absolutely can turn you away if you're making them uncomfortable. (Heck, most orthodontics offices maintain a policy that they can fire you if you don't stick to the dental hygiene regiment they require.) I suspect a large part of the problem here was that OP was still in her residency and was hesitant to rock the boat too much, even when it was entirely deserved. It sounds like she was uncomfortable but for the first visit at least she felt she could dismiss them and put the situation behind her, so she probably just didn't want to make a "big deal" out of it. I'm glad during the second one she finally got up and walked out to let another staff member ensure they left the building. ETA that I'm American. Yes some of the Karen's are getting out of control and many big companies just enable them. But I think we're starting to see more and more places, particularly small businesses, that are standing up for their right to refuse service to anyone.

[@emostiker222]

if she needed surgery that made her infertile, it was likely gods will that she not have children. the audacity to assume that she carries the will of god with her is astounding

[@christianforsstrom2222]

didn't you know that in Karens world, Karens will = Gods will, so all good christians should do what Karen wants.

[@palatianator_007]

@@christianforsstrom2222 tru fax

[@Ellerwind]

For the last story: you have feeling and care for people and your kid. The lady in the story is the type who cares about her self and if push came to shive (aka building burning down) she’s likely to leave the kid and save her self

[@joshuafreshney1206]

True, probably 2ft away from the kid and runs like hell, Then expect Someone else to go back in and save her kid for her.

[@moony2543]

“Hey I just met you, call me crazy, but here’s my number! I want your babies!” RSLASH 😂😂😂

[@miraprivate9455]

I would like the comment, but it has 69 likes

[@Sailorguardianluna]

The last story: I love Rslash's rant about the baby stroller. It shows you he's going to be a great dad.

[@nightrayneraven1323]

Because who knows, when his child is older the child could go onto reddit and write how horrible their dad is, RSlash could end up reading it. He's trying to be better than all those entitled parents

[@justanothergamingyoutuber8179]

@@nightrayneraven1323 everybody gangsta till RSlash reacts to it on his channel and his child makes a channel to react to the video reacting to their post.

[@FeliksTheGoblin]

He is a great dad! I believe his daughter is like almost half a year old!

[@GTSE2005]

That woman in the first story is absolutely nuts. Like, why would you ask a skin doctor for her ovaries and then say you are entitled to them because you are religious?

[@zekromtrainer1222]

Probably because they think their body is a gift from God and I hate that

[@hiroshi7025]

Because Religious Principles are the primary weapon of Bible Belt Betties.

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

@@hiroshi7025 WARPED religious principles no less, since the bible belt lunatics and other conservative Christians are the ones giving religion a bad name. Religion is not a perfect thing, but the fact that these people keep spitting out garbage, no wonder so many people are atheist nowadays, because they don't want to be associated with crazies. Its not fair to religion of course, and you'd be looked at like a crazy person if you did that with science because of some smug stereotypical darwinist jerks, so its just a big mess.

[@GTSE2005]

I have absolutely no problem with religion (except for satanism of course). The people who I have a problem with are the ones who use their religion to: Enforce their beliefs onto other people, Dictate other peoples' lives, or use it as an excuse to do terrible things.

[@moony2543]

@@GTSE2005 What is wrong with Satanism?

[@captaingrim8323]

Jobs in a nutshell: being yelled at by stupid people

[@ismae-rienne4991]

I'm doing retail for the first time in my life (I've done tree work and library work, now retail) and a lady made me cry yesterday so yeah........

[@andredunbar3773]

@@ismae-rienne4991 Sorry you had to deal with that

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@ismae-rienne4991 here is what I told my then 17 year old when she was working her first job & this happened to her. "Wow, that person must be deeply unhappy & we should pity them. If everything is going great in your life & you feel like you have power, you aren't going into a retail store to yell at someone who can't fight back just for you to feel somewhat important. What a sad & pathetic person." She thought about it for awhile, realized I was right & now, when someone is yelling at her, she is smirking behind her mask where they can't see & she goes ultra sweet. This has made every single person even more mad because the goal for them is to either ruin someone else's day or to make someone cower & my 5 foot, 100 lb, 12 year old looking daughter isn't doing that..."how dare she. Doesn't she know who I am" (Uh, no, obviously). The best part though is that they have got nothing to get her in trouble for. The one time someone tried to make something up, she just silently pointed up at the very clear camera pointing toward where they were & said "they have sound". That guy stomped his foot & left. If you remember why people are behaving this way, it can help. It's the one place in their life where they can feel like they have won something against someone & it's only against people who literally aren't allowed to say anything back. If you think about it, those people are pretty pathetic. Good luck.

[@ismae-rienne4991]

@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 thank u!!!! Here's a virtual hug!

[@Laz3rCat95]

especially when you're doing anything service-oriented.

[@michellep4792]

Your comment about the mother using her pram to block someone reminded me of something I saw a few months ago. A young couple with a baby in a stroller were hailing a bus. The bus didn't look as though it was going to pull over at the stop, so the father pushed the stroller (with baby still in it) in front of the bus while waving to block its path. I couldn't believe my eyes!! The bus stopped of course but I wonder what was going through the driver's head. What if he hadn't been able to stop???

[@neffyg35]

That is trouble! If it was me as soon as they move the stroller I would have kept driving and left them.

[@NecroFlex]

1st story, tell her that "If you had cancer on your ovaries, surely that was Gods plan and he didn't want you to have kids." The look on her face would be priceless. Sorta reminds me of a customer at my retail job (probably mid 20s or so), he was walking around without a mask and i asked him if he can put it on. He says how it's harder to breath in it and that it stinks. I tell him not to worry and that dental care and mouthwashes are a few isles on the left. The look on his face was great and walked away, tho i could hear him chuckle (yes, he put the mask on aswell).

[@randomwolfboi7866]

"losing a game of rock-paper-scissors" So that's how we who deals with Karen's now lol

[@mishkarae]

Sounds like a fair method 😂

[@randomwolfboi7866]

@@mishkarae "you wanna deal with her this time?" "Nah i had a rough night, you go deal with her" "**sigh** fine"

[@QueAwkwardNoises]

Sure, the disabled woman should have gone first. But the thing with retail is that we have to work on deescalation (no pun intended lol). The woman with the stroller was already on the lift, so she should go first. Imagine the chaos of getting the stroller woman off the lift so the other woman could use it first

[@sourisvoleur4854]

That could be even MORE entertaining for the people in the store!

[@redresearchanalyst]

How disgusting to use God to hide behind as a shield for one’s own selfishness & entitlement. That is so very UN-Christian. They need to review the 10 Commandments again, specifically #10 & perhaps #2 depending on how they cursed this woman out.

[@spydersoup8447]

There are lots of stories about people using God as an excuse for not getting their way or making people act the way THEY want them to act. I hate this too, I know.

[@ZombieSazza]

Jesus that whole first story is mental: hey OP, you should totally consider donating your eggs to a poor Christian woman, that you’ve never met, that you don’t know, that you’ve been forced into meeting, by a family who doesn’t know boundaries, by a family that doesn’t understand “no”, by a family who openly admits to stalking you and a family who doesn’t see you as a person… like… do these women hear themselves? Because WOW that’s a whole other level of crazy

[@Caveman4876]

I know what you mean, Karren said she was a Christian while acting the exact opposite of what a Christian is supposed to be

[@TKUA11]

Jesus hears you, keep praying for that woman

[@chaosreaver3597]

Alright, I'm a dude so, donation for me is pretty straightforward and it's safe to say I got a lot of practice as a teen. But, it is something else entirely more difficult for women to donate. Not only is it invasive surgical procedure that, like all surgeries, carrys a huge risk of permanent damage and even death, ovaries only have a limited number of eggs. You don't just extract one egg ethier, 7 is the typical number (part of the reason why IVF often results in multiple birth, the implantation process is done with a number of fertilised eggs not just one, as it maximizes the chances of it working). There isn't even a guarantee that, even if everything goes perfectly and smoothly that the egg would produce a viable pregnancy, or that the pregnancy would go to term without issue. It's not like that kind of fertility treatment is like making an omelette. OP should get a restraining order against those crack-pots. The stalking and harassment should be enough. I can only assume they are trying to pressure OP because they have no intention of paying for the donor eggs or any of the medical expenses she would incur if she hit her head and agreed to this insanity.

[@taisvv1284]

Sounds like "The handmaid's Tale"

[@supervegito2277]

The 2nd story is so damn frustrating, but its implied, and confirmed in the comments, that this is an old story, so odds are OP cant do shit anymore due to statute of limitations. Also doesnt seem comfortable with doing so either...

[@missspell4897]

That happened to me when I was 6 months pregnant. A guy came into my work and saw I was pregnant and decided I looked too young to really want a baby. (30, baby was planned, very wanted, very loved, already spoiled). He said that he would happily take the baby off my hands because his wife “wanted one” and they couldn’t have a baby. I thought it was a joke until he asked me when I was due and said “oh yeah, we can get our foster license by then.” and offered me money and looked at me like I should have been drooling at the mouth. I was so disgusted. I called my partner to come walk me to my car after work and if this happened to me now I would’ve called the cops.

[@LunaP1]

After Karen said “How do I know your leg is actually broken?”, I would’ve said “How do I know you’re divorced and still single?”

[@superoriginalname2851]

"How do I know that's a real baby?"

[@anothercub6958]

"How do I know the elevator won't get stuck with you in it?"

[@sourisvoleur4854]

How do I know that's really your husband's baby?

[@nadiar.4638]

@@sourisvoleur4854 or even "how do I know thats your baby and you're not abducting it?"

[@sourisvoleur4854]

@@nadiar.4638 - Too true. Indeed a woman screaming "This woman stole my baby!" could mess her up pretty well. Ruin the better part of an afternoon at the very least.

[@FM-sz8kg]

I'm pretty sure giving your firstborn over to a witch is one of the least Christian things you can do.

[@aelminiatures]

the Spanish inquisition was a Christian thing. so that phase holds no weight

[@michamocha]

The first story was wild. That's most definitely something you would never expect to happen to you, especially at work but Karens never fail to amaze me.

[@LilMissWiccan]

Why can't people just adopt??? If you can't have kids PLEASE ADOPT!!!! PLEASE!!!

[@2Ten1Ryu]

Maybe she has been evaluated and not been allowed to. Which I like to think, is not unlikely. Psycho family...

[@TheEnabledDisabled]

that requires a different kind of effort

[@azarex3683]

Some people can’t accept children that aren’t their blood

[@benjie128]

The car title is not the buyer's problem. One of the few guarantees even in as-is sales is having a clear title. A stolen car with a lien is definitely not clean. Once that comes to light, the purchaser can sue the dad to reverse the sale.

[@annesophie4037]

OP should have filled a peport that his car was stolen AND another one for insurance fraud and another one for embezzlement (or whatever) after what the brother did

[@witcherstudios9351]

(Reads title, then impersonates Bob from SMG4) "Ow, my ovaries!"

[@frog5056]

Thought the same thing

[@setythewindsage6576]

Good it wasn’t just me

[@zekromtrainer1222]

I also remember one of his sound tracks going "hand me your ovaries"

[@TheBird..]

Same

[@frost_101_yt5]

So it hasn’t only me xD

[@tjg813]

I saw a video of someone stealing from a Walgreens and when they were confronted they PUSHED THEIR STROLLER at the worker and ran away. Yeah, they used their baby filled stroller as a weapon then abandoned their child so they could get away. So that lady using her stroller as a blockade isn’t so far fetched. People are stupid.

[@jamesnorman9160]

Reading the title of this video, I was wondering if this was going to be that one story I saw on another channel, and I wasn't disappointed. I imagine that it can be a little awkward asking a family member of close friend if they wanted to donate their eggs for their cause, but imagine asking a complete stranger the same thing. And then stalking said stranger's family online to try and find out more about them so you can keep harassing them. Honestly it sounds like 'horror movie killer' territory.

[@MadMusic26]

It always blows my mind when people try to get free thing because “I’m a good Christian.” Congrats, my teen is an A student but she still doesn’t get to demand things for free.

[@Elhvir]

A simple logic on my part. "If you are a good Christian and God would want you to be rewarded specifically with something for it, they'd organized it so that you'd get it without needing to ask, for they'd know it already to be needed". The fact that anyone has to ASK using their good faith behavior as reason undermines the entire point. You aren't being good Christian at that point, for your faith is not pure and undemanding. You are just using social status points trying to win people over.

[@nils920]

At the dawn of time: Satan: "C'mon God! Be cool for once! Let me create just ONE thing!" God: "Ugh! Fine!" Satan: "Yes!" *creates Karens*

[@Between_Scylla_and_Kharybdis]

Satan punishes the guilty, which means that everyone that had a Karen encounter, deserved it. And NOBODY deserves that…

[@yesto3rrishuman]

Probably lmao :)

[@kristinicole2055]

Omggggg 😂

[@snaildude268]

@@Between_Scylla_and_Kharybdis "punishes the guilty" who said that? I actually don't remember ever reading about that, just that he tempted people and hated them because God loved them more than he loved him or something like that.

[@mhskingtanner6310]

I'm pretty sure even Satan doesn't want Karens.

[@OZARKMOON1960]

First OP best be reporting all of this to: her attending, HR for the clinic/hospital and the police. Someone this demented, well there is no telling what lengths they would go to for 'god's will'...and have security or the male nurse escort her to her vehicle for a while. This is just nuts!

[@cassandrasummers2423]

Good morning RSlash and friends! A rainy morning with hot coco and entitled parents is the best way to start the day! Have a good one y'all!

[@itsybitsybosmer]

So story 2, I used to work in the business office of a car dealership and that is straight up fraud and way, way illegal. OP needs to file a report. The good news is that the buyer won't be able to transfer title because 1. There's a lien and 2. Unless a POA was signed on behalf of the EP, the buyer can't sign the title over to themselves.

[@torikat_9628]

I haven’t watched this channel in ages. Can’t wait to catch up with it again starting with this video ❤️

[@zara_lye]

That second story gave me a headache like literally the more the story progressed the more I got madder over the fact that OP didn't take the situation as seriously as he was supposed to...like WTAF? That dad literally committed insurance fraud and got away with it and got paid for it in more ways than one. I'm sorry, but is OP dumb??

[@CreativeCreatorCreates]

Oh goody! More insane entertainment for the morning. Blessings y’all :)

[@paden1865able]

"You don't get to demand anything from my body, get out." That would have been the final thing I said before shoving them out of the door.

[@EggsToYourBacon]

The first one is evil. Like ma'am, you are harassing a women about donating her eggs, and now you're putting your hands on her? dOn'T tOuCh HeR!!! DONT TOUCH HER!!! NO TOUCH!!!

[@johnmacdonald9481]

the part where the EP touched her hair while talking about donating make physical shivers run up my spine. like dang i was about ready to clock the woman myself

[@ajthepoppunkkid8415]

I would give the Primark employees a break in the last post. I’m guessing the only reason they let Karen use the lift first is to prevent any further commotion, which would definitely have happened if they asked Karen to give Jane priority.

[@Knallteute]

Also they both were jerks. Maybe Jane less so but it also would have been over sooner if she would just let it go. That's also showing that she could stand good enough to wait for the elevator.

[@sourisvoleur4854]

They should have given Jane a coupon or something, and did it before the lift door closed so Karen could see and hear it.

[@CaylenHeeler]

“Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But here’s my number, I WANT YOUR BABIES!” That killed me 🤣

[@JerziTBoss]

This first story can guarantee that when the child would be born the family would try to sue OP for money as technically the child would carry OP's genes. They were seriously creepy too.

[@mrychards6682]

They were so crazy, if I were O.P. I'd watch my back.

[@coreyjohnson7997]

Lily these entitled parents could have just adopted a kid

[@coreyjohnson7997]

And apologize for my bad writing

[@JoJohXD]

I love when he goes on "Papa Bear" mode! Would knocked some sense of reality to the Karen's who use their child to free reign

[@Nobody_Fn_Important]

the first story, when the EP said she knew the owner of the clinic, I'd try and get them on the phone and explain the situation to them after the first time, that touching of hair incident. that's just beyond creepy. I really hope they don't try anything again with anyone else or they could get arrested or worse. christian does not equate to high moral behaviour in this case.

[@threegsgaming6959]

If I had been the first OP and seen the entitled sisters together, I would have screamed full volume and ran like a bat out of hell. Idgaf if it costed my job, that is a *NO* right there pure and simple.

[@kimmiramone2055]

She should have called security when she touched her hair. In my state, it's a felony.

[@PJ-sh3nh]

"WalMart Kardashian" brilliant! I will be using that liberally for the next two years lol. That is such an amazing term!!! I work with a woman who is 100% describable by "Walmart Kardashian" and would lose her freaking mind if anyone referred to her as that. So, YAY FOR NEW WAYS TO PEEVE HER OFF!!!

[@minibugxkittynoir984]

Daily reminder that you are loved and appreciated even if you don’t know it

[@allisonavery7273]

Thank you

[@minibugxkittynoir984]

@@allisonavery7273 np :)

[@jessicaking982]

With that second story, they need to report the car as stolen so they can get it back. Sucks for the guy who bought it but honestly why would you purchase a car from (I'm assuming) someone you don't know without a title. Big no no. And sue the dad of course, and maybe even the brother. Whole situation is fucked up.

[@mr.scarlo2234]

I hope that everyone is having a great Saturday!

[@Rose_loving_axolotl]

Yes, 1 hour left of the day but yes thank you

[@mr.scarlo2234]

@@Rose_loving_axolotl, well I hope you get a good sleep then.

[@mr.scarlo2234]

@Payton Nelson, thanks mate!

[@adam37886]

So, OP could go to the insurance company. The problem is, he didn't want to go after his father. If he goes to the insurance company, they will go after the father. They will require OP to cooperate and probably testify against the father in criminal proceedings for felony fraud and identity theft.

[@gerrard1144]

Karen: hi OP! Anyway can you donate eggs? OP: lady this is a dermatologist

[@TheAllbrighton]

On the Primark story, those workers get minimum wage in an unforgiving job having to deal with people like this on a daily basis - letting her go first was the path of least resistance. It genuinely wouldn't have been worth the confrontation if you ask me, as much as I know Karen didn't deserve the privilege of going first

[@neffyg35]

I agree, I don't blame them because the alternative would be them telling her to get out and absolutely saying no so they have to call security blah blah blah. Maybe she would have become primark patty lol

[@annfranksus1531]

"Your not acting like a good Christian woman would" ahh yes, what a great example of how a Christian should act. Crossing bboundaries and refusing to take No as an answer

[@-nvmanyhow1436]

I mean that IS how a lot of Christians throughout history have acted. *_*cough*_* colonialism *_*cough*_*

[@elisejohns8962]

The selling of the car was a BIG problem. not only did the dad sell the car, but in doing so the buyer unknowingly bought stolen property. Not to mention OP credit, if for what ever reason OP can’t make payments on the car and it get listed for Repo OP will get a negative mark on there credit. And that is just a big headache for all involved. It might even be impossible for OP to get another car loan! This…. This is a BIG problem!!!

[@ficialintelligence1869]

Facebook is creepy. First story is exactly the kind of thing that happens with Facebook.

[@Siinwu]

Happens on any social media tbh.

[@ficialintelligence1869]

@@Siinwu I agree that all of it is creepy.

[@livw2180]

OP should have lied and said that as a Christian, she thinks God has decided that Megan shouldn't be a mother and that she is honouring His wishes by not donating 😂

[@BlueSkidoo13]

Pretty sure he can sue his dad and the insurance company for that money and I'm also sure he can get his car back since he currently owns the title.

[@readjordan2257]

7:00 no, thats assault and cyber stalking. id start recording as soon as i saw them, and called the cops and make them or trick them into waiting. they already deserve to go to jail.

[@kwams26]

Story 1: if your ovaries were removed without having a child, couldn't that be GOD saying that you are not supposed to be a mother?

[@GreatQuestionFran]

Yes Slashy, Jane should've been able to go first, but then Karen would've yelled, screamed, thrown punches, and resisted getting out of the elevator so they just let her ride first to not further the conflict

[@SoldierSpiderx]

The second story Op should sue his dad and get the money back cause what he did was fuck up sold the car took the check that should been Op and not tell Op that his brother drop out and the last story Karen it cleanly racist and just make any excuse to stop Jane from used the lift and if I was there and if Jane was my grandma I would hold the door for Jane and ignore Karen

[@belindawallace5203]

If that woman was genuinely claustrophobic, she would not even consider using the lift!

[@MadsFeierskov]

For those that don't know. Donating eggs is a vastly different procedure from donating sperm. You have to be on hormone treatments for at least a week, and if that doesn't work, then there is a month long preparation and then two weeks of hormone treatments. This is to grow several eggs to a large enough size at once, because there is no guarantee that a harvested egg is viable. it's very common to only have like 10-20% of the harvested eggs be viable. If you're lucky, you don't get over stimulated by the hormones, but if you do, you'll be in a lot of pain for several days. Then, if everything goes well, you have to have a massive needle poked into your ovaries to pull out the eggs. You get a local anesthetic, but it's usually very painful anyway. So yeah, it's not something you just ask a random stranger to go through and kudos to the women who actually do it for others. I would guess most of the donated eggs are the ones that are left over and not used by the mother, if she had IVF herself.

[@lmaree200886]

They actually fertilise all the harvested eggs and only use the ones that are viable, the rest get destroyed.

[@MadsFeierskov]

@@lmaree200886 That's true, I just omitted it, because I have a tendency to add too many details and caviats, when I speak/write.

[@lmaree200886]

@@MadsFeierskov Lol I get that, I’m the same! I write a mini novel when I make long comments! 😂

[@josiedavis5994]

For the guy who stole from him. You better sue! Family or not.

[@fittik4554]

I don't feel like the store employees would have any like legal standing to be allowed to force the Karen off the elevator in the last story. Like morally yeah the handicapped woman should have gone down first but like they can't drag the Karen off the elevator. So I can't personally hold not wanting to get in legal trouble against said employees.

[@CaptainRC1]

Karen: "You're defying God's will by not donating your eggs to my sister!" Me: "You ever consider that it's God's will that your sister can't have children?"

[@poison_raine5219]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. rSlash has the best titles.

[@monkeyman4015]

That title is the best pickup line ever

[@Mori42069]

I see you're coming from soup's channel?

[@GamerSapss]

I know its a joke that Americans go "sue everything" but the story with the dad, even as someone almost on the other side of earth, my mind just goes "sue, then break all kind of contact with them" just assuming alone that the car was sold for 3k and the dad spent the money, he effectively stole 10k from his son. even if the son isn't getting the money back, it would put his father in a place where they can't abuse other people like this on very solid grounds

[@viv8871]

Second story.... at what point do you call the cops?! If for no other reason than to make a report so when the guy who received stolen property files his..... seriously, am I the only one worried about OP's legal safety in all this? Not to mention the lost money from the accident and selling of the vehicle.

[@raidernation7427]

1st story: once both women started being pushy, imo all bets are off. Op should've simply said "Did u ever think that God took it ovaries bcuz the thought of u being a mother scared the hell out of him."

[@brawlinharry6461]

well, yeah, but thats just the toxic american business cutlure i would think. people who treat service staff like crap, but never get any flak because "the customer is always right". many countries have a culture problem in that regard, but i would imagine the usa are the worst on that front.

[@franl155]

Talking about using a pushchair/stroller as a barrier ... the number of times I've seen people with one crossing roads between parked cars - the parent is still safely between the cars while the baby is pushed out into the road when the parent can't see clearly if the road is actually clear.

[@himitsu.no.rakuen]

Oh rslash, it’s cute that you think people don’t use their strollers as weapons and shields ALL the time. Never go to Disneyland. I’ve almost had my knees and ankles taken out by strollers pushed by entitled parents and park goers who think if they can afford Disneyland, they are entitled. I’ve literally yelled “GOOD JOB USING YOUR KID AS A WEAPON” to a woman who knowingly pushed her stroller into my knees and then kept walking without acknowledging me. I work a warehouse job and I had a Disneyland pass too. You’re not special, lady

[@diannelavoie5385]

How right you are. Hubby and I were at DW a couple of years ago for our fortieth anniversary, and those stroller wielding parents are nutcases. Talk about get-out-of-my-way entitled b's. And the ones with the side-by-side types for two kids are unbelievable.

[@himitsu.no.rakuen]

@@diannelavoie5385 those side-by-sides are not allowed at Disneyland anymore. Neither are the giant wagons. They have to be a certain size or you’re not allowed in the park

[@Templar1ca]

I've witnessed more than a few parents using their strollers as literal battering rams in crowded areas, buses, elevators, etc. Some have that autopilot expression and others have that 'Get out of my way, I have a baby!' expression. Then comes the freak out after an impact about how someone could have hurt their baby. Now I know why some stroller models are practically tanks.

[@darko-man8549]

“Yeah, I’m a Christian, I am going by the will of god - your infertility is his will” 🤣🤣🤣

[@emilyhedrick2851]

Yeah, I agree. And I'm an atheist, lol. 😂

[@Ragehunger]

If OP in the first story hasn't already filed a harassment and cyberstalking report, she definitely should. Karens are quite renown for their persistence and won't just end things with a "no" or being verbally dismissed. Frankly both Karen and her sister was showing huge creep alarms with their bizarre request, privacy-invasive questions and the overly "friendly" way that the sister started touching OP's hair in. That could very well be considered sociopathic behavior. I also want to say that no way in heck was the elevator Karen not being racist. Her saying "I'm claustrophobic", in an *elevator* of all things, is just code for "I don't like standing next to _black_ people!". It really couldn't be more transparent than that. Also rSlash, don't look too much into the mental capacity of an entitled parent. Like criminals, they don't think like we do, because they believe the world revolves around them and anything that happens is always someone else's fault.

[@cartoonking1789]

Didn’t expect this morning to start talking about ovaries.

[@maieen2665]

One thing I learned after watching rSlash's videos is to expect the unexpected; especially if Karens and/or Kens are involved

[@skyrat3816]

That first story threw up so many red flags its unreal. Karen going out her way to pretty much stalk op and her family just so Karen's sis can have an egg from op. I get there has to be some obligation to consult patients. But this had to have been a situation where op could have shut this bs down soon as Karen touched op's hair and brought up her online stalking.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Isn't the logical thing a Christian should think actually be "God took my ovaries away, so God doesn't want me to have kids"?

[@mandiejones2355]

DUDE EXACTLY it's unreal to see several (let alone any!) examples of parents actually using a stroller, holding their probably terrified little baby, as a friggin weapon!! Like the poor kiddo is right there facing forward watching you push him around at things what the actual hell is your problem??!! 😳😡

[@AllSeeingNon-binaryEye]

Me, who hates my ovaries: take ‘em

[@Positivekitten]

I’ve seen parents use strollers as weapons MANY times, in amusement parks, shops etc. it’s like they stop thinking about the fact that their child is actually in there, but think “I have a stroller so everyone should get out of my way and I’ll run over your feet if you don’t!”