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[@rSlash]

I hope you encounter 0 entitled parents in 2020!

[@liamsamson1840]

rSlash no guarantees

[@Ulty_Official]

That will be hard to do

[@notabots4602]

Thank u

[@cyb3rnado525]

rSlash that’s not gonna happen

[@COOLIOVONJULIO-u2q]

Lets hope so

[@Navy89SEALs]

That gamestop story was ridiculous. I would have pressed charges on that karen AND sued gamestop for everything it's worth. Even a proven false accusation can ruin a person's life. They need to pay.

[@HackiePuffs]

Navy89SEALs if that manager lost his job good. I don’t normally swear but that stupid, close minded, idiotic BASTARD deserved it!!!! 😤

[@name-uh5ee]

@@HackiePuffs he was fired And the store closed down

[@yinwolf5976]

and why was her story more belivable than his? because shes a woman?

[@kyan3022]

I can't believe the manager would behave like that with the first story. I hope I'd at least try and get both sides and get cctv and whatnot. But there is some truth that women are believed more over the guy, and especially when children are involved, but I'm glad he came out OK in that story, though he should have pressed charges.

[@river-weav3r]

@@leopardnosepaws "most women" "select few" Pick one 😂

[@RanOutOfSpac]

I’m legitimately upset that the guy didn’t charge that lady that lied. People like that need to be stopped.

[@danisnotonchairs3561]

Ed Boon at least she got arrested anyway

[@wayway7017]

i think it was fake

[@ascanius005]

@@wayway7017 No shit lol

[@danyh7ssain330]

SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE BURNT

[@Turmoose]

Yes because if there wasn’t cameras he would have gotten charged and gotten in a lot of issues and she would I ruined his life I would press every charge I was able to

[@g1expert102]

Yea giving someone food that they are alergic to knowing about it can get you arrested for one of these on this list 1. Manslaughter (2-10 years) 2. Wreckless endangerment (4-7 years) 3. Atempted murder (5 years) 4. Poisoning penal code 347 PC (5 years or more if person suffered injuries)

[@infernogaming7923]

Either way, minimum 2 years 😂 screw you momma

[@chrispham6599]

5. Knowing that the the EP is a piece of shit: priceless for everything else, there's MasterCard

[@metademetra]

2 and 4 seem the most likely, so at least 4 years

[@duckzilla.]

Man you must have taken law school

[@g1expert102]

@@duckzilla. no... But i did take some cocaine

[@JewelWildmoon]

For that EM, when she said "You're the laziest teacher ever. You don't want to take care of one kid," I would've just responded "Well apparently I have to deal with two"

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Actually, "Well I dealt with twenty all day, so I just don't want to take care of a kid after hours when I know you'll abuse that ability."

[@JewelWildmoon]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 The better response tbh. EM's probably going to go ballistic and rant about her personal life 😆

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@JewelWildmoon She's already guilt-tripping OP, so that doesn't make things any worse. What is she going to do, take her kid to a different daycare? If she was sensible, she would have - several daycares do run until seven pm.

[@JewelWildmoon]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 Oof true. EPs don't really use logic ig

[@chloe_louise123]

The shrimp OP needs to cut their losses and go non contact with their absolutely narcissistic mother if they are able to

[@angelicslayer3466]

Chloe Louise don’t forget about the father

[@chloe_louise123]

@@angelicslayer3466 very true

[@rezwalkers]

Majority of the time, a narcissists partner is a cuck.

[@isobelstewart6554]

Chloe Louise I 1,000% agree

[@isobelstewart6554]

Kristopher Chavez every single kid out there wants to admit that so badly, I know I do, it’s just adults don’t want to admit there scary faults and customs. Let’s all pray to god that we all remember our childhoods and give truly the best life to them and not commit our parents mistakes so everyone in the future can learn from our example

[@ashtynh9601]

Okay, that wasn't only a story of "Why were you willing to lie and ruin someone's life?" but also "Why were you so willing to jump and believe her without proof or at least hearing the other side of the story?" I'm happy that manager was fired.

[@StomeAura]

“You’re too old to be playing all those games!” The equivalent to that sentence would be “You are too old to have things that entertain you!”

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

Same energy as "You don't need to learn stuff just be smart"

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

There is such a thing as adult games. Not just video games either. You can't tell me Cards Against Humanity should go to kids when it's not the family version. It's marked 18+ for a reason because of sexual and violent content, basically being funny. Even Stuff Happens is a 13+ game and that's more about the violence as it's about ranking the worst things that can happen from a paper cut to a plane crash and having to eat the dead.

[@halo129830]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 you know there is an official ESRB rating called A for adults only. When given this rating it cannot be sold at anything but adult retailers. Xbox downgraded an a rated game to an m rated game by accident and several hundred players lost their Xbox live for breaking code of conduct b clipping a a rated game. The game was evaluated and removed but many accounts weren’t reinstated

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@halo129830 No, but I'm not at all surprised. I don't know much about video games, which is why I brought other kinds of games in as an example. Anyway, like you said, OP was right. Video games are rated and some are not for kids.

[@nikolajnielsen6907]

Or, since its m rated games, its like saying "youre too old to watch movies! Give my child the adult videos youre buying"

[@canadianwaffenwaffle2976]

Karen’s reaction when her son is deathly allergic to shrimp and remembers she rubbed shrimp over her son’s eating utensils and saying that “you aren’t allergic to shrimps”: Oops

[@slevinchannel7589]

10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE? Are you serious? Man, some people, some people.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@slevinchannel7589 Some people are too nice.

[@Aetherskypanther]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 yeah I agree, some people just have to understand that they can't allow situations like this to keep going, because people will take advantage of it.

[@Roses4U2Day]

Fly: **lands on child’s hand** Karen: PERVERT

[@oscarjacques3920]

Karen: *reads this comment* Karen: PERVERT!

[@Helperbot-2000]

me": is a guy Karen: pervert!

[@Roses4U2Day]

oscar jacques likes for you

[@Roses4U2Day]

helperbot 2000 likes for you

[@Roses4U2Day]

Daniel Varela likes for you

[@giin97]

Yup. Knowingly feeding something deadly to someone is called attempted murder.

[@Robertganca]

And since he was a kid, he could potentially also get child endangerment.

[@KillerOstrich]

@@Robertganca dont forget child abuse and intentional poisoning.

[@joeshmoe4067]

Also technically ingonoreing and then reminder ng his alggries yeah right that's called attempted and she put some on his food and said s oopps what the f

[@tmac2744]

@@joeshmoe4067 That just means it was premeditated attempted murder.

[@sofya3033]

@@tmac2744 Why is there a purple potato vacuuming my bed I just vaccum it

[@critterwhisperer5821]

4:07 those cops need to be reprimanded. Arresting without hearing the other side and jumping to conclusion before seeing if there was any other proof. Unacceptable

[@jmu16307]

Me: accidentally brushes a kids shirt when walking past Karen: how dare you touch my kids you PERVERT!!

[@Nyax50Lopez]

Not even an atom close

[@slevinchannel7589]

10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE? Are you serious? Man, some people, some people.

[@shykorustotora]

Is it too soon to bring up the black kid who was yelled at by a Karen because his backpack brushed up against her and she thought he was groping her?

[@shaneyzamora2525]

I knew right there the guy made a mistake.

[@SifGreyfang]

"You're too old to be playing all those games" And you're too old to have children

[@HumbleTemplar]

Or maybe Too stupid to parent kids.

[@nepnnex1217]

OOOOOHHHHHH

[@carlos_adventures9018]

Or maybe too young

[@moistymonke2254]

You're too old to be an idiot

[@froggatheplayer6383]

Oh snap

[@jasperhvideo]

When i told my mom about you and she said ”Argh-Slash is a neat pirate name!” LMAOOOOOO

[@alaraizz]

She ain’t wrong tho.

[@Stingray-hx9xw]

Argh-Slash is a pretty cool pirate name too tbh

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

Argh-slash sounds cool as hell

[@drinkingcowboy4806]

Argh slash should be a good nickname

[@minch7423]

That's fricking hilarious

[@Phoenix-lb2bw]

Umm. My dad just turned 55 today and he LOVES playing video games. No one is too old or too young too play video games.

[@safariknight3239]

Well umm too young is possible but you need to be extremely young... like less than 4 or smth

[@Phoenix-lb2bw]

@@safariknight3239 well yea under three preferably no video games 😂

[@ShellyAnn1a]

I am 70 and I have my favorite video games. You do not have to be a kid, to enjoy a good game.

[@ashlynbrown3728]

True that Megan, I'm 18 and I Play games

[@creep_dude]

Ye my dad LOVES the first call of duty, he cant beat it cuz he cant get past a part of the game haha.

[@nidhalsormali3051]

Karen: walks into a shop Manager: *"Please wait here"*

[@slevinchannel7589]

10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE? Are you serious?

[@FIRING_BLIND]

About the last story: that’s attempted poisoning for sure. Possibly attempted murder after the mother found out. Tbh, I think if the mom keeps it up, OP should call police at a family and press charges

[@slevinchannel7589]

10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE? Are you serious? Man, some people, some people.

[@sara_i3635]

why they haven't done it already concerns me

[@vickymc9695]

@@sara_i3635 because it's really common with abusive parents, and all they have to do is claim you misunderstood or that's not what they said. If you've been abused like this, you know when you call it out authority figures always give them the benefit of doubt; because it's not reasonable to try and poison your kid. My parents are used to yell at me for having asthma attacks, because it was easier than having my dad smoke outside. My dad used to slip chillies into my food, to prove I was faking it; then hit me when I throw up. 2 year old don't know how to fake stuff, but it's easier to say they are that treat the child's health issues.

[@charlesgline519]

@@sara_i3635 exactly

[@redstonetorch1756]

"You're to old to have all those games" You're to old to be be alive but you're still here

[@Clixtos]

Your too old to have children

[@silevile2123]

*Too

[@silevile2123]

Yo Teh *you’re

[@ellie77]

Sylvie Stafford youre that person...

[@moon_shadowanimations7972]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@rock2946]

I'm happy that lady was arrested still. Claims like that can ruin someone's life and that Karen shouldn't get away with it. Yes, the kids suffer from this situation but, hopefully, they're raised by someone better than their mother.

[@shermf2986]

I know this is an older post, but I’m binging on rSlash lately. My mom was entitled, but instead of yelling in front of others (she saved that for when we were alone) she would be the “poor martyr” in public. Pretty effective I must say. As an example, when I was 16-17 I had a raging kidney infection. We didn’t go to the doctor much because it was “too expensive” and when we did she got someone else to pay, but she always had new clothes, perfumes, hair appointments, etc. Anyway, I’m in severe pain at night and her comment was “is it worth the $50 ER bill we’d have to spend?” I said no and suffered it out until the next day. I went to the doctor the next day, feeling like crap, and when the nurse saw my UA (lots of blood and particles) she said they didn’t even have to test it, I was sick. I felt vindicated, but then my mom said the meds and doctor bill meant we weren’t able to pay bills. *sigh*

[@nullimw7276]

That's sad, hope you are okay.

[@cael1978]

Story 1: Why would anyone _not_ press charges against someone who almost got them arrested by telling the cops a lie?

[@Gaaxure]

Because it's a make-believe story that only happened in the OPs' head.

[@x0uzumakinaruto0x]

@@Gaaxure Or it actually happened because that around Christmas time is not out of the ordinary, especially if the mother is trying to get compensation from the Gamestop for the "troubles". There's no real way to prove/disprove it. In the event it is real, it's likely the OP didn't want to press charges because he didn't want to ruin anyone's holiday, but when a person is stupid, they tend to ruin it themselves.

[@a.gluecksbringer]

I think a lot of people in these situations are just happy it's over and that's why they say no.

[@Gaaxure]

Running into one person that is this deranged is implausible enough on its own. Coming across multiple is downright impossible. Let's suppose that the mom is an actual psychopath, who has no problem using her children to manipulate someone into buying couple hundred dollars worth of stuff. Let's suppose that she doesn't think through the possibility of there being cameras around; and a completely innocent person not backing down in face of absurd accusations; and the fact that the children aren't the most reliable accomplices in this types of situations and they might inadvertently let some of the details slip. Confluence of all of these factors is highly unlikely but let's suppose it happened. What are the chances that the manager also believes these bogus claims, ignores the possibility to check the camera footage, and all else aside doesn't even try be nice to a paying customer who had just dropped couple grand in their store? Slim... Then the beat cops (the most cynical, jaded seen-it-all type) show up and they believe this stupid shit too. They disregard all police procedure and policy, detain a suspect based on just the accusations, but then when the suspect points out that there might be video evidence to support his case, the cops follow his instructions and then release him. All this time the supposed friend does what exactly?! He just stands there and does *absolutely* nothing? Not try to step in for the OP, defend him in any way. Does he believe the claims and turn on him? No, the friend just disappears like they weren't even there at all. Like the figment of the imagination that he actually is. And in the end I would just like to point you to the Louis CK's famous bit: "My neighbor George". It's a story about a confrontation between Louis and his neighbor in a new apartment building he has just moved into.

[@x0uzumakinaruto0x]

@@Gaaxure I take these with a grain of salt. Yeah, it could have happened, but theres obviously some doubt. Just wanted to say. Now then... Assuming this happened, the friend could have been guarding OP's purchase. It might not have been mentioned because OP didnt see that, or forgot it as a detail. Friend also backed up OP with the cops, but was shut down. Yes, the manager could have been that fucking dumb because of the severity of accusations. When it comes to children, people wouldn't want to take that risk, especially if its a shitty manager like this. On top of that, its a woman. Of course they believe her. And yes, the cops handled it poorly. Theres no shortage of cops like that. They handle things poorly and get off with a slap on the wrist. Once surveillance was brought to light, they had to do their jobs properly to make up for the damage they did. In such a chaotic situation involving children, it would be normal for a retail manager to panic and for cops to want to immediately take the accused away. It could simply be a chaotic situation that wasnt handled properly.

[@jbone3244]

Kid: Wants Switch Mom: Gets kid a Switch Kid: Plays Switch Mom: *My profile pic*

[@olibunny6778]

Joshua Kalina at first I thought it was ‘sandwich’ not switch and now ‘plays sandwich’ is my life motto :3

[@mipcrazeold]

Good job

[@spacegamerm465]

Dam that got me good lol

[@Scp--op7ub]

Mocha latte the best life motto I have ever heard

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Never change you profile picture or else this comment will never make sense

[@rusteddiamond7835]

Karen: give me your game- Me: so you have chosen ... death

[@sarahoyster9963]

She says that he's too old to play games yet she is probably about 61 and playing 10 hours of among us a day and starving her children.

[@mjwoods14]

Doctor: gives list of things op is allergic 2 EM: THAT SIGN WONT STOP ME BECAUSE I CANT READ!

[@nepnnex1217]

Imagine D.W being a parent

[@Sidestreetdog]

To that EM who said "Why would I pay you for my kids to stay at my house?" I want to know if her boss said "Why would I pay you for my works at my office?" Will she able to accept that?

[@s-qaxo7575]

Even my life got ruined by hearing this story

[@domino5525]

*noice I watch your channel*

[@thegamingpenguin535]

I would like to point out that her mother putting things that she is very allergic to is attempted murder and she could go to jail and you can sue her for damages to your health

[@samequestrian4376]

No one: Not a soul: Narcissistic Mom: Hippity Hoppity, your life is now my property. 🤦🏾‍♀️ smh

[@yfeboanvakenss8841]

Things she own ✔Her children ✔Her husband ✔Her car ✔Her friends ✔Her pets ✔Other people pets ✔Other people children ✔YOU.

[@kabochaii]

@@yfeboanvakenss8841 Hotel= Trivago

[@awesometon]

OP should press charges on his mom for basically poisoning him.

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

Not just press charges on her for poisoning, but attempted murder, and the father for being complacent with what the mother was doing.

[@DogGaming506]

The em is gonna be burning in hell

[@coryhooper8895]

i work at a pizza place myself, and so much as tampering with food (like puttng any bodily fluids, or especially putting known allergens) would constitute a federal offense. im sure its mostly because we are a commercial entity that gives food to lots of people, but if i were in his position id definitely see about pursuing charges to the FULLEST extent of the law

[@krisavi]

I guess the mom has read from somewhere on the internet that allergies can go away and has brainwashed father into it as well... She needs to understand that yes, they can go away, but then it is up to the person who has allergies to control the exposure to the allergens. Some of allergies do not go away and some can even go worse as well, that is why people do not want to test if they have disappeared or not, it is not worth the risk if you are severely allergic to something. If it is just runny nose or itching eyes and just a discomfort then as a allergic person I can go outside in spring/early summer, but I would get away from specific plant pollen if I feel like allergy has not disappeared. It is not like someone is forcing me to run through park and smell every plant. It has to be my control on what exposure I can or can not have. Over years I can tell that my allergies have gone better. I have less of issues with pollen, but until I was 12 year old I did not have them. So they appeared from nowhere and now they cause me discomfort for quarter of the year or when I have to go through duty-free shops in airports (due to some specific perfumes). The mother should not test with foods just because she has read from alternative medicine sites that you can get person used to discomfort of minor allergy...

[@ONW4V3R]

@@krisavi No, no, no. Specific allergies on the deadly level like the OP ones do not go away. And purposefully tricking someone you KNOW if allergic to something on a deadly scale is, in fact, attempted murder. I would know this because I am allergic to wasps and got in a case where a summer camp retarded guardian purposely threw wasps at me. I got stung, To to the hospital and survived. The camp lawyers or whoever wanted to settle that out of court for money + get rid of that guardian but our lawyer toled us and them that, since it was attempted murder at this point, he wasn't legally allowed to settle it in out of court.

[@shoeshiner184]

Puppy bloopers is my favorite part of the episode because it’s so wholesome 🥺

[@DreadnoughtHvor]

my family was the exact opposite after i discovered I was allergic to pineapple. They started checking every meal they didn't prepare themselves for pineapple. If they made a meal with pineapple at holidays, I would always get a special pineapple-free version just as good.

[@0xEmmy]

17:20 that's literally attempted murder. How is that mom not in jail?

[@christofornothing866]

Yeah it’s really absurd that the mother isn’t in jail like WHY WOULD YOU IGNORE YOUR CHILD ITS ALLERGIES

[@billiousbob]

Man, this is why I mostly prepare my own foods and wash my utensils BEFORE and AFTER I eat. Not that my parents, nor siblings would pull what that mother did.

[@MightyDucky96]

I think that is atempted murder.

[@tristenbailey8442]

bc the media's false narratives, thats y

[@unknownkid9038]

Probably cause the kid won't call the police

[@duchi882]

*"MY SON DESERVES YOUR SWITCH!"* *Me:* I don't even have a Switch :(

[@Water_lemon]

Sadness

[@shagnasty9028]

I wouldve pressed charges on that bitch for trying to accuse me for shit like that

[@ethancarberry-holt3011]

Hello darkness, my old friend.....

[@KingMonke]

The people who live on the streets don’t either, just be thankful for what you have

[@neilprice513]

ME: OK There you go, enjoy!

[@devon4357]

EK: OR DO YOU JUST DO IT FOR THE MONEY?! Me: it’s a job No one chooses to work at McDonald’s for the people you hang with lol

[@slevinchannel7589]

10:40: YOU DIDNT CALLED THE POLICE? Are you serious? Man, some people, some people.

[@bumblebee560]

The allergy one is scary! I accidently gave something with almonds to a friend with nut allergies once. Realized after she took a bite but before she swallowed and yelled for her to spit it out NOW!!! She was fine, she said her mouth just went numb for awhile, but I felt SO bad! I kept apologizing, and like, "are you sure you're okay? I didn't mean to!" 😭

[@13bgunbunny42]

1st story: Damn right I would have pressed charges. The last story sounds like the mother is trying to intentionally poison her kid. Yay puppy bloopers! \o/ Smooch da pooch! :-D

[@bradwhite5884]

I would of pressed charges on her and I would she the store for being so incompetent and get my money back as well as a bit more, Also why did his friend did not step in earlier, his friend should back him up and why did he not press charges and feel bad getting those games, either way that shouldn't of feel guilty and charge them

[@TomDarkwulf87]

@@bradwhite5884 cause the story's fake

[@bradwhite5884]

@@TomDarkwulf87 Maybe so but does not lead a possibility it could happen, being falsely accused is life damaging if you are innocent in the case, these people do not know the story about the boy who cried wolf

[@amazingcmanps4gamer941]

That first one.... WHERE WAS THE DUE PROCESS! They are supposed to get both sides and investigate all available evidence before the cuffs even come out!

[@damonculbert5853]

17:30 attempted murder maybe? Because of the knowledge that they’re deathly allergic to something and still trying to feed them it.

[@squanchysam]

This man has the perfect voice for the mom

[@georgesdanesha9699]

EM: “Your the laziest teacher ever!! You don’t even want to look after one child!!” Me: You don’t care enough to look after your own child!

[@meme_god5075]

BuT whaT abOUt ChRisTMAS?!

[@dj24617]

Nobody cares!

[@Manglethefox238]

That's what I would tell her. I don't care what the heck she says, that kid is her responsibility.

[@charlesgonzalez3342]

Everyone else: OOH

[@georgesdanesha9699]

Mangle The Cute And Beautiful Fox And that’s on Child Protection Services

[@ChampionProductionsYT]

Story 1: I would *DEFINITELY* press charges on that EM Story 4: I would *NEVER* speak to my mother again if that were me

[@spydersoup8447]

With story 1, don't forget that the manager had drew to the conclusion that the EM's story is "believable" without first looking at the evidence, or even the cameras.

[@lamihadamshareef5270]

"Belive women over anything" Give me sec My sister: The earth is flat Random person:okay i belive you Me:!?!?!?

[@Stingray-hx9xw]

Tbh these entitled people are ruining other NICE peoples reputation

[@necrosis6037]

He doesn’t mean it like that

[@neatgamer5999]

Child: * clearly show signs of being allergic to food item * Entitled parents: * sees signs * "Oh dONt Be dRamATiC yOu aRe fINe" * proceeds to intentionally rubbing said food item on utensils the child cooks with * Doctor: * run test and prove they are deathly allergic to said food item * Entitled parents: "OoPs mY bAd LoL"

[@Jellooze]

"hey mom, look here the doc told me you where literally trying to kill me for years..." her mom:"opsie "

[@Zach90888]

Leone there are so many spelling and grammar mistakes in that sentence

[@galaxysurfer1122]

@bis225 Damn straight!

[@pressingfile9340]

@@Zach90888 Well sorry, you made mistakes in you sentence to.

[@Zach90888]

Austin Kimes as did you.

[@Zach90888]

Austin Kimes ik I missed a full stop but what else?

[@staticanimations3678]

I read it as MY SON DESERVES YOUR SANDWICH and was confused when I saw the thumbnail

[@GOGOSLIFE]

My husband is 65 and I'm 63, and we still play games. It's a great stress reliever. We've played videogames since Pong came out, and I know a lot of you, have never even heard of it before!

[@agenti4734]

Entitled parents: **exists* God: Noah? *Get the boat!*

[@notkazman1678]

Get in the boat*

[@_slickerzentertainment6397]

I read this comment which triggered the chain reaction of a repeated diaphragm spasm, and hard exhalation through the nose and mouth at an uncontrollable rate. In other words joke funny me laugh 😂

[@slickrick8279]

But dont let those godless beings drown in the flood

[@bingus6437]

Okay

[@EastImp]

Agent I he can’t get the boat after the Noah’s ark flood God promises to never again use floods to purge a population

[@baboiminionbaboi4822]

EP: "You're too old for video games" Nintendo Wii: *am I a joke to you?*

[@name-uh5ee]

NES/ Nintendo FamiCom: am I a joke to you

[@hmoham]

Yes Nintendo Wii, you are indeed a joke.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Me: *has been playing games since the NES* Me: No, please Karen, do continue.

[@redmoon383]

@@hmoham no that's the U

[@matthew_natividad]

Switch

[@publicfreakoutcringe1918]

That mother and her allergic son... That mother tried to kill her own son on so MANY OCCASIONS that it feels like a "wheel of fortune gameshow" to her to get her own opinion validated.

[@gritngravy]

We should all as human beings press charges on anyone making false accusations. This is not ok! People's lives could have been affected. If it's not you who they lie about and put in jail, it will be some other innocent person.

[@azrajasarspahic4420]

The famous Words in r/entitledparents "Until today" "That was it,almost"

[@gbonju7431]

"Enters EP"

[@samsharghy5042]

"but you're too old"

[@justyourlocalbernana1823]

"Needless to say..." "The police were called" "GIVE ME THAT" "Do you know who I am?"

[@Ness_and_Sonic]

Karen: Why won't you buy my kids something? PSI: (trying to sound like the Resident Evil 4 merchant) Not enough cash, Stranger!

[@Helperbot-2000]

Karen: PERVERT!!

[@Ness_and_Sonic]

@@Helperbot-2000 PSI: (Pulls out RE4 Chainsaw controller) Do you really want to escalate this to the next level?

[@Helperbot-2000]

@@Ness_and_Sonic XD

[@genericnpc5669]

Entitled Karen would just one hit KO the Merchant

[@Ness_and_Sonic]

​@@genericnpc5669 That merchant is armed to teeth. He has handguns, magnums, machine guns, light guns, shotguns, and even a rocket launcher.

[@deathx3717]

The kids are never bad at he start they become entitled because of their mother

[@undrhil]

I would have absolutely pressed charges on the lady in the first story. In fact, I would have asked for the cops to immediately put her in handcuffs like they had done to the guy *without any proof*. Make sure her one call is to their father or some other guardian because she's going to jail for filing a false report and defemation.

[@oofoof1398]

“You’re too old to play those games” And you’re too old to be acting like that

[@alainlim-watson6652]

Your username is what I say to this statement

[@chelodiaz2123]

@@alainlim-watson6652 lie because there must be more oofs

[@alainlim-watson6652]

Chelo Díaz 21 True that

[@typically_kj5098]

Oof

[@wormworld2297]

Oof size large

[@margaretjohnson6259]

the person who is allergic to shrimp needs to NEVER eat at the parents' house again. that is attempted murder.

[@phantomsession9869]

That GameStop one pissed me off I would’ve heavily complained to the store higher ups, complained to the police department and seen if there was a lawful case against them (innocent until proven guilty, not if Karen says it then it must be true he’s guilty), and pressed charges on her without remorse She was full on ready to ruin his life with 0 remorse all cause he didn’t want to buy her kids a single video game.

[@itaskagoodwin6134]

Watching these videos that include puppy bloopers makes me smile a bit as I have just lost my dog and RSlash playing with his is just adorable and heartwarming...

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

What kind of manager would try to arrest someone without looking at the surveillance footage

[@DD-d6d3]

None. Fake story

[@djmdma3752]

D D you have obviously never worked for a shitty manger before

[@thedyingunicorn]

D D I’ve personally worked for someone like the manager in the story. Though it was usually black males she’d call the cops on no questions asked no matter what had actually happened. Then ‘forgot’ how to pull up the footage until the district manager showed up.

[@corygrayson113]

Managers who are either idiots or bends to an entitled parents wants. I guess

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

A shitty one. He deserved to be fired

[@ykwoke4913]

I’m that last story she is literally trying to kill him

[@jefftheevilpotato]

in the GameStop story I would ave said to the mom "do you seriously want your kids playing games with swears, blood, and nudity?"

[@nataliejimenez8465]

I found out I was allergic to seafood when I was about 12. My mom was even there when I had to go to the hospital from a reaction. I am now 28 and she still doesn't believe that I'm really allergic. As a kid, she would also sneak seafood into my food and I would always have an allergic reaction. She firmly believes that if she exposes me to more seafood I will become immune. She doesn't believe me when I tell her that's not how it works.

[@Helperbot-2000]

Wth, does she think it works like vaccines??

[@wightmamba8085]

Actually knowingly serving an allergen that someone has an anaphylactic reaction could be considered attempted murder!

[@traineenetwork1576]

His EM voice is so good it actually annoys me.

[@Hisworld1234]

Every time I see one of these entitled parents stories, it comes to child abuse. Intentionally giving your allergic child something they’re allergic to is POISONING, which would be a crime even if they weren’t endangering a child. Leaving your child somewhere without clear plans to have them attended is abandonment. These people need to be charged, and at the very least have their children removed from them so they can be protected from this kind of narcissistic behavior.

[@Buggsjustice]

Em: My son deserves your switch Me: AH HELL NAH

[@neilprice513]

ME: OK There you go, enjoy!

[@Buggsjustice]

Neil Price just one controller

[@discordLC]

I'll be breaking bones- I'm a late joiner of the Switch just got it this Christmas- That EM would have a lot of fucking broken bones right now because I would have gone ape shit

[@wu1ming9shi]

@@neilprice513 I thought you were trying to electrify her for a sec with EMP...I dunno what I was thinking lol. XD

[@Clairethecat2459]

My mom's friend's son hates it when someone takes his switch. He would snap anyone's neck if anyone broke his switch or toke it from him. So don't mess with him.

[@djtimo]

Pupper: Bork! rSlash: can I work? Pupper: bork rSlash: aww. I'mma play wit you

[@MissRJP92]

I'm glad the manager from the Gamestop story got fired because A: he didn't check the cameras to see who was telling the truth but instead jumped to conclusions. B: OP was gonna spend over $2000 or close to $3000 in that store, and he completely screwed up an awesome sale for the store

[@enderlordskull544]

15:05 Interesting information time. The heat and red splotches that OP got are called hives. Hives are basically a rash on steroids.

[@SpringDavid]

"woman never lie" me: let me tell you about an gamestop story...

[@tigershanty1217]

Yah I remember that one.

[@Kr15_]

Don't you hate r/nicegirls who say stuff like that?

[@someidiotoninternet3446]

Me if someone said it to me : let me tell you about my life story...

[@callumoldreive6886]

Some Idiot On Internet First you had my curiosity, now you have my attention

[@siderealaura2496]

a*

[@Hamptah.]

the first post, that woman is a demon, who tf thinks you have to be a young age to be playing games and who would lie about something like that

[@MR_3001]

Imagine how bad that story could've went if there was no surveillance camera.

[@NinjaFlibble]

I'd never let my niece play some of the games I play (she's 6 this year). She does not need to see some of those Bioware romance scenes o_o

[@trenton5809]

I would have died TF out of GameStop and that Karen. How is her story more believable. They didn't even tried to get proof. I hate it when people take the woman's side like that.

[@indigoeye3874]

That last shrimp mother... It reminded me so much of my grandma. After I had an autoimmune disease break out, I found out I have a few food allergies (thankfully nothing deadly) and some things my stomach now reacts really badly to. But she seems to be convinced I am just being a picky eater (btw, she is not that old and her mental conditions is no different from a middle aged person). She is the type of grandma that cooks and bakes a lot for everyone around her, so she always tries to make me eat something. One visit, she offers me a dessert. She knows well about what I can't eat, but if she gives me something, I list the things and ask if it really is not in there to make sure. She says it's fine, I can eat it. So I do. An hour later, I have a rash all over my body. After interrogation, she admits she put in just a little bit of grated hazelnut to add flavor. Another visit, my family is having a meal for lunch that I absolutely cannot eat. So grandma offers to make me some chicken with potato purée, which she had leftover from the day before. I agree, but check with her that there wasn't onion in the purée (since I started medication, onion wreaks a really painful havoc on my stomach). She's like 'don't worry, of course there is no onion'. Some time later, I am looking at the plate and see very obvious pieces of onion in the purée. Seriously, grandma?! I now have absolutely no trust in any food she offers me, because I know that she can and will lie to me about what is inside. She treats me like a picky child and thinks that if she just tells me it's not there, I won't realize, will eat it and be perfectly fine and happy that I 'didn't eat it'. I am 22, btw, and my mother (her daughter) has also been trying to convince her that yes, I really can't eat those things. To top it off, she spends a lot of her time watching the tv and listening to various doctors on tv programs meant mostly for people on maternity leave or in retirement. She has diabetes and takes her own diet extremely seriously. She is always talking about health. It took me so much of guard when she did these things to me.

[@l3oartz]

First story- Op-These hands are rated E for everyone

[@cannontalecki8471]

can we take a moment and realize how much money that op was spending in the first story

[@EliKat94]

Right? I wanna know his job😳 Just the Xbox and PS4 alone would be 1k right there

[@eddmario]

@@EliKat94 I mean, I was able to buy a PS4, an Xbox One, and a Nintendo Switch when I was still living with my dad since I didn't have to pay for bills or rent. And just to clarify, it wasn't all at once, but still.

[@notevenhuman8141]

I have absolutely no compassion for people like the mum at GameStop. I would have just walked away.

[@evanshoulders3674]

It’s sad that the kid in the GameStop story lost hope of getting cleared instantly when they threatened to call the cops.

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

"She's had atleast a doecent late fees this year." That's a whole lot for 2 days Yes, I understand, the post was in 2019, am I going to still take everything I can from it, *yes*

[@tldoctor2497]

Wtf is doecent the word is dozen.

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

@@tldoctor2497 Hey, English ain't my first language and you're the only one complaining

[@just-A.randomdude]

If I was the op in the shrimp story , damn I would be dramatic af I'll fall of the chair, twisting, turning, wheezing and crying just to scare the parents lol

[@Laced_With_Acid]

Give me four minutes I'll convince them to bring me to the hospital lol

[@CassieYeo101]

Man, felt so bad for the guy trying to buy games for himself and his mate.

[@Owen_loves_Butters]

I’d’ve sued the heck out of that GameStop for false accusation without proof. A false accusation can ruin a person’s life, even if proven false.

[@faylondon9700]

"you're too old to be playing those games." well sharron you're too old to be alive but ok

[@ozzie6447]

Felicia

[@sceletus_deus9401]

Juan lemonade stand

[@unnamedskateboarder5187]

Here’s how EP stories go: EK: Cool (thing) EM: Do this for me because I deserve it more than you, you (little) *insert swear here*! And my kids need it too, they’re such ANGELS! OP: no way jose EM: I WILL BE TALKING TO YOUR MANAGER AND CALLING THE POLICE (If she does, the police arrest her) (INSERT SWEAR CHAIN HERE) It’s nice to see that after a year, you’re still there in prison for attempted theft (from stealing something for kids), assault (for forcing her way through to get the things for kids), and fraud (for lying to the manager AND to the police). TIP: Whenever encountering an EP, check for any proof (surveillance, YOUR permit to keep something, a receipt, etc.), let THEM do the assaulting, and let THEM do the talking first to anyone, and when the cops are called, she will lie to them, and you will have proof. You can press charges for theft (if possible), fraud (most likely), and assault (because apparently YOU did everything wrong and she has the freaking RIGHT to be ‘upset’ at you, and she hits you or does something else to assault you, making it easier to steal. *KEEP IN MIND THAT THEFT AND ASSAULT ALMOST CERTAINLY COME HAND IN HAND, AS THE EP WILL TRY STEALING, ASSAULT, AND TRY STEALING AGAIN.*) Press charges if need be, sometimes if the EP is a real jerk, but try making them more upset than they made you if you wanna press charges. Best of luck to you, and stay calm when encountering the surprised pikachu face that every EP will make.

[@ShadowTae]

.o.

[@VergilTheLegendaryDarkSlayer]

OP should've absolutely pressed charges That lie would've ruined his life Who cares about the kids, they still have their uncles, aunts, grandparents and father

[@VampiraVonGhoulscout]

That poor kid, being stuck at daycare. At that age, being left at school after hours by a parent who never bothers to pick you up is really scary and damaging. What if they never come back?

[@Yogasefski]

EP: mY sOn DeSeRvEs A sWiTcH! ME: hands her an electrical switch

[@ratwoman248]

Joey Plumb hands fork

[@bowmanwright532]

Entitled Parents are like sharks detecting a drop of blood in the ocean: Entitled Parents can sniff out any generosity/kindness and pounce on it.

[@Phantom.Gaming64]

If I was in OP's situation and been accused falsely for something I didn't do, I would not only sue that person making the false accusations as defamation and sue GameStop for wrongful treatment how they handled the situation.

[@yshang168]

The story doesn’t really start at 17:24, but it’s the best point to start. It would technically be poisoning if the mother did know that the kid was allergic to this item so in the beginning she can’t be charged cause she was misinformed, BUT the second time OP can actually call the police and file CHARGES AGAINST HIS/HER MOM

[@EdolasMystogan]

"Your too old" in one sentence, and "youre kids" in the next...sigh..

[@txtp]

My kind of commenters. Here’s a like! :)

[@shizukorosektk1107]

I would have charged the duck out of that lady in the first story. And I would have dragged the reputation of the manager to the ground. No mercy will be given. None. Nada.

[@DD-d6d3]

That story was fake AF

[@Scalesthelizardwizard]

Agreed

[@nicolenice1863]

Definitely had to be fake cause why would you not press charges. She'll probably do it again.

[@BrokensoulRider]

@@nicolenice1863 It's a possible story because not everyone has the money to hire a lawyer to press charges with.

[@sambalsillie4301]

Failure Bee it’s an impossible story because no GameStop would shut down because they lost a manager, and no manager would believe such an unbelievable story

[@millmanaire4458]

As someone with serious nut allergies I feel extremely sorry for what OP had to go through.

[@IvanSensei88]

It seems that I'm not allergic to anything. I pondered about that one day (like, how can that be?) and asked my mom is there something I'm allergic to. Then she starts listing things: Strawberries, chocolate, oranges, milk... all the things I really like.. and I'm like.. wtf? When? How? Then she explained that when I was a child, whenever I'd get an allergic reaction to some type of food, she'd wait for the allergy to pass, and then feed me that same thing again. Over and over. The allergies kept recurring, but got weaker each time - and eventually my body sort of became un-allergic to it.. I must've been really young since I don't remember a thing about all that - in fact I don't even know what allergies even feel like (bet I was completely clueless about them back then too) So while someone might find that to be a bit abusive (intentionally feeding your child with stuff that its allergic to).. it does pay off in the future. If she hadn't done that.. damn, I would've ended up needing to be extra careful of what I consume.

[@user-ho2pn2bp9n]

Once a lady pulled me off the monkey bars by my ponytail and my sister throws a rock at the lady I WISHED this was fake😤😤😤

[@frank_west.]

wtf

[@tigershanty1217]

Oof you should put it on reddit

[@tigershanty1217]

Was their a reason for it?

[@Tenshi_Eirian]

I mean I would do the some if someone pulled someone I cared about down for no reason

[@leamcclain1648]

I'm glad it isn't fake. Good on your sister for defending you

[@HinuHyuga]

"your too old to play video games" I started laughing. I'm 28, I have a younger brother who is 26, and an older brother who is 35 and we all play video games. My thing would have been I want the recording from the cameras, and then once I got it said I want all my purchases to either be free or half off. If u don't ill release this.

[@Stingray-hx9xw]

Yeah its like saying “Hey you are like 30 your not allowed to play *Lets say* CARDS your too old.”

[@skalessibbons7349]

That is ageist.

[@JC-de1ik]

Tell that last anaphylactic OP that she can charge her mom, not simply child abuse or poisoning..shes deathly allergic to shrimp. The charge would be ATTEMPTED MURDER

[@ahedjehad8514]

when Rslash reaches the point of that EM story where she shrugs and says "oops", makes me cringe in an angry sort of way. if my mom did this to me i'd be cutting off all contacts with her and calling the cops. i feel bad for that OP.

[@AmusementLabs]

If the mother is tubing shrimp on her utensils, isn't that premeditated something? Couldn't she face jail time for something like that?

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

Premeditated murder and yes she can go to jail for it along with the dad because he was an accomplice.

[@bystanderinthecrowd]

Is it weird that even though the Entitled Mother is suppost to be the villain in the story, the sexist characters (the mamnager and the cops) ticked me off more than the Entitled Mother? Imagine being incercerated because of a sexist bias. Luckily, the sexist manager got fired, and the Entitled Mother who tried to use a sexist exploit got arrested. So it all works out in the end. Also, I really hated the Sexist Cops in the story. They were just going to arrest OP (don't know what that is short for, in reddit terms) without any proof, or his side of the story. Forget the Entitled Mother, if I were OP, I would have nemeorized those badge numbers and reported them. *No sexism intended.* I just really hated how the story played out.

[@awhshay3681]

MasterFlame KZbin [old] *READ BIO* Exactly. I often see it 50/50, believe the man over the women/women over the man. I don’t understand why people, ESPECIALLY cops can’t have common sense. Hold them both, collect their stories properly, collect eyewitnesses, collect evidence, make arrests if needed. It’s not hard, same thing goes for the race issue. The worlds fucked up.

[@tsfbaf303]

Humans are biologically wired to be protective of the weak. If a woman pretends to be weak and a victim, it’s more „believable“ (on an emotional level, not objectively) than when her male victim wants to tell the truth.

[@shreysatapathy1049]

I think OP means Original Poster.

[@emersonkinnally8211]

MasterFlame 365 I agree

[@EvilSittobey]

I think it means our protagonist