r/Entitledparents rSlash Has A Real Encounter With a Karen!

[@rSlash]

rSlash encounters a Karen + puppy bloopers all in one episode HIT THE LIKE BUTTON

[@mrwomanstealer]

First reply?

[@gamingismyhobby9258]

Hi

[@gamingismyhobby9258]

Third reply

[@mrwomanstealer]

@@gamingismyhobby9258 nice

[@fugglytv7880]

DO SOME TIFU NOW!!!!!!!

[@xanderlewell]

Kinda disappointed we didn't get something like "This next story is By Rslash. Hey, that's me!"

[@TheBntimmins]

"The next story is by Rslash ... that sounds familiar, no matter, story time."

[@vgamesx1]

Even worse, he's always after videos if he knows they exist (I'll give $1000 for that video!) but he didn't pull out his phone and record this one for free to post here? I am disappoint.

[@patrickgallogly8092]

Years if academy training wasted!

[@barackobama1187]

@@vgamesx1 wtf?

[@badluck9968]

@@vgamesx1 What are you talking about?

[@sardsvib]

Sometimes I forget that rSlash is an adult adult. Like... He's not in college, he's got a wife.

[@the_back_rooms_desert_stag1211]

ya me to

[@vihaanshah9398]

KAREN CARROLL yeah lol

[@farmer_ernie6962]

Same

[@mominsajjad1671]

Wait.. WHAT!?!!

[@mbugn130]

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

[@zeniththeantringleader]

“Rslash has a real encounter with a Karen!” Me: And so it begins...

[@stefantsarev4442]

When I read "and so it begins", I immediately thought of Babylon 5 (the season 5 intro), and imagined president Sheridan make all the Karens board a ship and say, "Get the hell out of our galaxy!"

[@juiceidiot]

Stefan Tsarev And then land on earth, thats why we are here

[@2dsimp225]

✨The Prophecy has been fulfilled✨

[@G-y_m]

It wasn't a karen

[@georgethomas4567]

Oh shit the Karens have found him and are coming for revenge! Run rSlash! Run!!!!

[@NicheNobody]

I love how OP in the first story was like “My human”

[@BLANK-tj5ew]

OP: yes, my human, he is a human. From earth, we no aliens

[@amberkaminsky4040]

Love your profile pic

[@NicheNobody]

@@amberkaminsky4040 thanks 😼

[@levitheotakuthirdborn8993]

Hello fellow obey me fan

[@NicheNobody]

@@levitheotakuthirdborn8993 hello there 😼

[@kristinawentz8801]

The guy that rearranged his parents house is hysterical.

[@unwitnessedspaghetti6683]

R/madlads

[@SuperintendentVirgil]

Yeah extra asf

[@dr.swaggy6962]

Is Cake a normal name in the US?

[@TeacherinTraining39]

ROFL! I haven't laughed that hard in a week!

[@tawain2360]

@@dr.swaggy6962 I don't think it was a real name

[@Rammstein0963.]

"Why are you in LEBANON young man?!" ..... I'm in the Army mom... "Why are you in the Army?!" ... Goodbye mom...

[@JustinVanDeKamp]

At least she didn't go with M: Oh, taking a nap? OP: No... it's 2 am M: DON'T LIE TO ME, I CAN SEE THE F-ING SUN, YOU'RE JUST LAZY AND TAKING A NAP.

[@blake432]

mess with her a little. "mom. we're LEBANESE."

[@StripedTheProtector]

@avengaurd *you're

[@irth7]

Whoa-oh, I’m in the army mom 🎵

[@Aurora-313]

I'd actually expected that. Lol

[@Heavenly_Father]

I believe no one is gonna name their little girl "Karen" for a while.

[@mrsiege8705]

I know a Karen, she flooded my cousins home.

[@perfectpitch2506]

Yo wassup Lord,Hows things going up?

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

Can u hit an astroid to earth again? But its only for the karens. Like what u did in the bible

[@kaz.not.komputing78]

God? Do you hate gays?? Will i go to hell???

[@simlad]

yo God

[@xdoorx]

"Remember Bob?" "No-" "He died" "Remember your sanity?" "N-" "I t d i e d"

[@acatandacat8044]

It always has been *holds up gun* *shoots gun at you* *you are now dead*

[@flurry2694]

Remember me? I di-

[@jblucki]

Thought you wanted to know c :

[@kai510]

No I am fine with not knowing I have n-

[@overdo6232]

@ i dont think so

[@hoovy5398]

"crib midget" "miniature human" I just had a headache after laughing.

[@ruhaansingh6956]

SAME

[@vegasrenie]

Yup! Hilarious!

[@trashmammal9203]

I'm dead

[@rebeccahetrick6576]

Crotch goblin will always be my favorite

[@NogginNogs]

Also known as fuck trophies

[@thomasdr08]

The military guy was entitled parents, malicious compliance, pro revenge, petty revenge, and wholesome revenge all rolled into one.

[@thundermothstudio5446]

You forgot F you Karen. So close!

[@Pqgey]

I love how his dad just laughed at everything and he just laughed when op moved everything around the house

[@bunnyslippers191]

Dad knew exactly why OP did that. Jeeze with that calling people in the middle of their night just to tell them someone they met once when they were 6 months old has died. She is, indeed, BSC.

[@niceaudiokevin3921]

Same lmao

[@hexalot4277]

REEEEEMOOOOOOTTTTTEEEEE

[@Thunder_God_Eneru]

Aussie Beef Patty pog dad

[@wannabehistorian371]

@@bunnyslippers191 BSC?

[@kayleeknow]

why do parents insist that you know someone when you don't? "remember blahblah?" "no?" "yes you do!"

[@AspectDuck]

Exactly It’s so annoying

[@Laurels-id6qo]

God my sister is just like that too, she tries to tell me I remember friends I had or she had when I was like 8 which was over a decade ago

[@ghostingvivi]

“You remember me right!?” “Uh No, I don’t..” “That’s so mean!” “...” jeez not my fault I can’t remember your name

[@A-Microwave]

just answer with just because i met them doesn't mean i remember them

[@belabahn]

@@YaBoiGh0styy Just like in Spaceballs: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate..." :D

[@SlicedSnailArmy]

I swear the first story could have became a horror story when they lost their toddler with their mom calling saying "remember your 2 year old"

[@doomboy-bu6pc]

Am I really bad person for laughing at this?

[@solarianv3]

“uH y- yeah?” *”i t s d e a d l o l”*

[@dontlookbehind1385]

The classic texting horror story...

[@Jo-yp8wy]

Sloppy is great. You should hear/read more of his stories.

[@boredallthetime215]

“Karla where’s the remote?!” That is pure depression you can’t find the remote to watch tv

[@mcpooperson3466]

No what that is, is time to massacre sir.

[@AntiPlastic]

A mom: kidnaps their grandson The mom's kid: re-arganges entire house A mom: surprised pikachu face

[@mouthlesshater]

I read that at re-arranges their grandson.

[@SatBehindYouInHealth]

Rearrange their organs

[@mcpooperson3466]

NO, SUPRISE ADOPTION!

[@moviehermit5631]

rSlash: *Witnesses an entitled person in the wild* _"Finally... it's my go"_

[@cii4980]

Doctor who

[@beastmastergaming8039]

Just like the simulations

[@ismaeelaziz5142]

Completely unrelated, but it bothers me that the background of your pfp isn’t a bright red. Why? No clue :)

[@arm279145]

I understood that reference

[@OynxWolf11]

"Hey OP, do you know Blahblah?" "Eh, no". "Yes you do. Anyways, they died". Seriously Lady, why can you not be honest and just say you wanted to have a chat with your son instead of telling him that someone who he DOESN'T know died? I mean yeah, I can understand if that person is lonely and they just wanted to have a chat over the phone. But telling that person that "So and So is dead" is NOT the best reason to contact them. It's best to just nit contact them at all.

[@firebug9019]

@10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge She asked if they remember/know so and so and when he says no she says "Yeah you do". She knew he didn't know them, she just wanted to talk to him about something so she used someone's death as an excuse.

[@firebug9019]

@10,000 Subscribers With 0 Videos Challenge Well that is fair, when calling him she would'nt have known that he has no idea who he's talking about. But I still don't see why she said "Yeah you do" when he said he didn't, just tell him without saying that he did know them when he said he didn't. (Also that statistic is interesting, can you tell me where you heard/read that?)

[@krakenstale2924]

Tbh my mom does that aswell, and my grandma does that to my mom however I’m 14 and still live with my mom

[@vgamesx1]

@@krakenstale2924 Uhh, so are you going to do that too? "Hey child, remember my grandma who you meet when you were 5 seconds old? She ded... K ty bye"

[@thebigmystery7841]

I've noticed a lot of older people with older kids do this kind of thing. My mother in law uses the death of her friends (none of which we know, and she's in her 80s so she has a lot of friends passing away) as leverage in arguments. Basically the "I don't have much time left so stop arguing with me and listen to everything I say" I know that sounds like I'm the one who might be awful, but when you do it every time, it's 9 times out of 10 you're trying to use that to get a guilt trip going. For me, it's disgusting to use others death and familial loss as leverage to talk to others. It feels highly disrespectful.

[@dracko158]

OP: I'll give you the remote if you say you're sorry for kidnapping Cake." Mom: "But I didn't kidnap Cake!" OP: *"Ah, ah, ah! You didn't say the magic word! Ah, ah, ah!"*

[@mikumiku1142]

I see what you did there.😂

[@dracko158]

@@mikumiku1142 Yup, Jurassic Park reference. XD

[@dsf2671]

Dear god I haven’t seen or heard a Jurassic Park reference in years.

[@Dafflez]

DrUnK AsTrOnAuT Same

[@maryray4960]

I understood that reference

[@mrpenguin1186]

"I feed the humans" is too priceless Edit: "I found my human"

[@qazxsw21000]

“She’s 12” *continues calling her baby* Me (if I were rslash): “okay, pedophile.”

[@calimari_]

HMMMMMMMM DO I SEE A LOLICON

[@lawsonkrii3665]

Bro i would just sat "HEY, WHATS THE DEAL???"

[@lawsonkrii3665]

Also my grandfather likes ti come somethimes and hes a vet

[@lawsonkrii3665]

Also not bragging

[@qazxsw21000]

ShadowMancer so you’re telling me that if I were in, let’s say, my late 40’s, and I went to an elementary school and started hitting on a random fifth grader (that’s around the time females hit puberty), I’m not a pedophile?

[@Trek001]

"Our next story is from Rslash" Why didn't you say that???????

[@SirenPandaSabo]

He should have lmao

[@GasperV0]

He did

[@pastelboymarshy4374]

Rslash: Our next story is from Rslah Rslash: Hey that's me!

[@kiwipose]

@@GasperV0 no he said "i, rslash just witnessed a real life encounter with a male karen"

[@the_back_rooms_desert_stag1211]

@@pastelboymarshy4374 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏿the beaches coler 👏🏿👏🏿

[@eebiedeebiee]

“Rslash has an encounter with a Karen!” Me: “ *I been WAITIN for this one. TURN IT UP* ”

[@littleghostboy1326]

Yessir

[@avaa2983]

@@littleghostboy1326 yessir

[@fatgrizzly894]

YESSIRRRRRRRRR

[@avaa2983]

@@fatgrizzly894 Y e s s i r

[@NTDVNT]

Yessir!

[@blizzard1441]

I have awaited the day to hear a story like this. Edit: Story did not disappoint. We got a Maren story.

[@naterstrawberry1086]

Haven’t we all

[@ideally07]

I wish rslash said Man its fine i read so many reddit posts that has the main character as him

[@lazemcpe8965]

Same

[@lazemcpe8965]

@@ideally07 what do you mean the only way to consume Reddit post is to watch r Slash

[@greyislikesmoked1138]

Haven’t we all

[@jebwatersheep3458]

The guy who flirted with the twelve year old reminds me of the dude who called me a “temptress” when I was working as a waitress for a one night catering thing(I was 14). WHO EVEN SAYS THE WORD TEMPTRESS?

[@davidsitter3718]

Neckbeards

[@shadow_shine3578]

You were 14??? If someone would think of you like that at 14 thats so messed up im not much older then that thats so gross

[@jebwatersheep3458]

@@shadow_shine3578 I do look older than I am but the idea of treating anyone like that is awful. Never waitressing again.

[@jebwatersheep3458]

@@davidsitter3718 I don’t live in America I’m afraid. Dude was pretty rich too.

[@davidsitter3718]

@@jebwatersheep3458 what country are you from?

[@davisty1235]

Kevin: **is being a kevin** R/slash: *JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS*

[@mtnbkr5478]

OP: My son is Cake. 2020: Everything is cake.

[@reKomaAgain]

The cake is a lie ( Lie almost autocorrected to kid tbh

[@ethanpadgett921]

Komasan 116 the cake is a kid

[@tisanclaudiu5903]

Always has been idk if it works but it worked in my head so yea

[@SithBunny1]

This is why I label everything "do not eat"

[@BLANK-tj5ew]

urinal cakes?

[@mahisreedhara5101]

No one: rSlash: KARLA WHERE IS THE REMOTE

[@jamesnorman9160]

Come on, we need part 2 of the story. Were the remotes ever returned?

[@wta1518]

@James Norman they were.

[@antiusinferno9396]

@@jamesnorman9160 I thought that was concluded in the story. Did I just hallucinate the ending? Where OP says that eventually they eared back thier remotes. I gotta stop experiencing psychosis.

[@eeveetv9503]

Best ways to interrupt a phone call 😂😂😂

[@jamesnorman9160]

@@antiusinferno9396 Oh well, never mind then, But their house remained rearranged I presume. xD

[@beef2845]

The dad in the backround in that one story is EVERYTHING

[@trashmammal9203]

WHAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[@trashmammal9203]

@@beef2845 quoting the dad lol

[@egzystencja.1755]

KARLA, WHERE ARE THE REMOTES

[@mcpooperson3466]

No he is the guy in the background lmao

[@neonheart8907]

I wonder how "but I'm their grandma!" would work in court when she gets arrested for attempted kidnapping

[@briandurio6479]

I don't think it was attempted kidnapping, it was full on kidnapping. attempted would have been if the dad caught her trying to put the kid in the car. She full-on kidnaped that baby, even if she brought the kid back it still was a successful kidnapping

[@The5thGenGuru]

My grandma did the same thing to me when I was young lol We don't associate with her anymore

[@mcpooperson3466]

NO, ITS SUPRISE ADOPTION!

[@Fruity_Berry_Mochi]

It was only a matter of time, the Karens would find him.

[@SirenPandaSabo]

LMFAO XD

[@chibitales-thebestredditst2746]

I just wish he had video'd that 😂

[@kanthony1446]

They always do my friend.

[@megakaren2160]

I'm not sure what you're talking about. I've been here for a while now

[@thegamespider2762]

"Karen detected on rSlash soil. Lethal force engaged."

[@alphawolf7956]

*TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*

[@ghostforgotten5280]

Cue big iron

[@primrose6794]

*Nuclear Sirens intensify*

[@jasongoaway9300]

Defense mode activated weapons hot

[@junaidahghani7561]

*PREPARING LAUNCH*

[@LadyLenaki]

Rearranging everything was brilliant, and a form of revenge my grandma used. She took it a little next level, though. Grandpa went out of town and she was mad at him over something. She moved their BEDROOM DOOR to another wall, doing the drywall and painting over the weekend. He came home and walked into the wall where the door used to be. As a kid, I thought that was epic. As an adult, that's still epic!

[@SilentEcho9194]

Thanks for that story. That's an awesome Grandma.

[@mouthlesshater]

...how

[@LadyLenaki]

@@mouthlesshater It was dark when he got home, and he wasn't expecting the door to be moved. He didn't turn the lights on. He was also a drinker, and might've been a bit drunk (though she never said).

[@mouthlesshater]

@@LadyLenaki oh

[@abfarrow3596]

That military guy's story was really entertaining. I like how he called his midget humans midget humans.

[@dsly4425]

He has quite a few postings and is a pretty good writer. Also started a subreddit that is a mishmash of a lot of things with some other interesting posters.

[@Dee.04xo]

Karen: C’mon Baby talk to me not him! Also him: *talking to a 12 year old* Me: SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN

[@aadivikramshankar8399]

Omaywa mou shindayou

[@thestrange2742]

WHO RELEASED JARED

[@cormac8276]

When he called his kids crib midget and miniature human

[@lunchperson1117]

L

[@cormac8276]

James Mcderment ye

[@KumiChan2004]

I'll be honest this person is on the same mindset as me when it comes to other people. I tend to call kids small humans.

[@eeveetv9503]

That was funny

[@cormac8276]

Shannon Bainbridge thanks

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Rslash: I'm kinda recording right now. Yugo: *Dog noises* (Man, ruff your recording)

[@greasychickenugget4410]

@BadKitty ummmmm... Thanks for the information I guess?

[@kyle.m935]

My friend has a dog named Hugo

[@katewardd6081]

Omg that lost toddler story is the EXACT reason I don’t balk when my daughter follows me EVERYWHERE.

[@ZainAhmed-ns2di]

Lol thats why I followed my dad everywhere

[@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00]

Ummm, I think you mean balk, not bawk?

[@katewardd6081]

jokerswild00 shit

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

jokerswild00 Bawk like a mother hen! Lol

[@ChaoticAngelKitten]

katewardd I think it fits for the whole worried mother hen narrative. Gotta protect those chicks!

[@michellebrown5462]

rSlash: *posts puppy bloopers on top of his own Karen encounter story* Me: "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one."

[@thetableoflegend9814]

I can’t imagine feeling the need to call someone who is clearly a minor “baby” at the *notary office* Of all the places

[@Bladewalker1]

When OP stated he'd get his Entitled Mother back, after she took one of his sons without asking or properly letting him know. I thought that when she was looking after the boys, he'd come back and take both when she was distracted. But as soon the thought came to me, I knew that if he had that ... It could back fire on him. And I like what he actually did, whereby showing her the error of her ways.

[@Excalibur-Sonic]

Though we wish he could of snuck out his kids XD

[@The_Nightsong]

... he calls a 12-year old "baby"? Talk about creep-vibe O_O

[@Icalasari]

Yeah, I think RSlash didn't meet a Ken, he met a potential child molester God that last story skeeved me out hard. I'd probably have started saying _loudly,_ "SIR DID YOU JUST HIT ON A 12 YEAR OLD AND GET ANGRY WHEN TOLD TO STOP!? SIR, WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON A CHILD? SIR, WHY ARE YOU MAKING SEXUAL REMARKS TO A CHILD!?" Either he gets freaked and leaves, or he blows up and I get to beat his face in

[@shmoop6496]

*chanting* YEET THE CREEP! YEET THE CREEP! YEET THE CREEP! KILLLL HIIIIIMMMM

[@slushzilla6230]

If that guy did that to me (I'm not 12, but close) I would want to slap him really hard in the face.| Even if I don't have enough strength to slap him really hard. :)

[@xdoorx]

*"9-1-1? someone is making advances on a 12 year old girl. no, no, not kidnappi...okay maybe kidnapping"*

[@asun8148]

@@slushzilla6230 ngl your prob gonna get destroyed

[@yi_hou3092]

the first one, I will now call my kids, Crib Midget and Mini Human respectively

[@merry.meth.]

Womb demon

[@Karen-kl7yc]

@@merry.meth. THIS IS SATANISM

[@scarycheesesticks1435]

I approve.

[@Karen-kl7yc]

@Mcdonalds Employee Where is your manager

[@jasongoaway9300]

@@Karen-kl7yc MA'AM LOOK AT MY NAME AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Christ, that first story gave me anxiety and I'm not even a parent! Hearing him say "ten sweeps in and I'm panicking" and it triggered a few memories of when I've been in a similar freak out. Who just takes a baby without telling the parents!? Edit: Loving the father laughing in the background. Cool dude. :p

[@Springdude11]

Video: "Remember Jim Bob?" Me: I haven't heard that name in ages.

[@C_501st]

Ah yes, the Waltons

[@maieen2665]

“Come over and talk to me, baaabyyy!” Where did I put my ear bleach?

[@wta1518]

*uranium

[@rockstar76665]

Between the bleach soda and the bleach eyedrop

[@jellyfruit3485]

I love how he improves our feel for the story when he literally shouts across the room.

[@roopkd]

The description of the kids in the first story is so funny! “Fed the humans” “ plopped them down” “crib midget” lmao

[@MissEarthling]

Who dubs their 2 year old “crib midget” and “Cake?”

[@AnBlackhall]

The best dad.

[@kayhaven4710]

It must be a army thing.

[@Jo-yp8wy]

Cake is the best. Just wait until he runs for president. It's an acronym.

[@rootgotter355]

I think Cake was their actual name or a fake name or something, i know someone called cake

[@BLANK-tj5ew]

someone with the sense of humor of a genius

[@ochitakishi2350]

My mom does similar phone calls to the first story. "You know that Uncle you met once when you were 3 years old 22 years ago?" "No?" "Well he died!"

[@barneycalhoun4611]

Me, seeing the title: oh no Me, listening to the story: *oh no* Me, listening how the Entitled Guy called a 12 year old “baby”: *OH NO*

[@hirendrachandradas8145]

*HELL NO*

[@piyushsharma3991]

*FAK*

[@JustAF00l]

OoF NO

[@Shadow66090]

FBI! OPEN UP!

[@davisty1235]

*FRICK NO*

[@PandaTamago]

rSlash narrative is getting better and better each day and I just freaking love the way he tells the story in this episode.

[@pedrotenrinho]

Please someone tell me they had Friends flashbacks with the “Oh.My.God”

[@PJ-sh3nh]

Oh. My. God. Chandler Bing? is that you?

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

*cue machine gun fire-like laughter*

[@machonacho1]

*YES*

[@RoseihDBTB]

Warriors says OHHHH MAH GOD

[@pedrotenrinho]

Sydney Miller took me 4 hours to understand that one but at least I did xD

[@barkni1913]

As a young guy who works at an ice rink I get a lot of Entitled parents who start screaming at me like banshees when I try to do my job (get their kids to follow the safety rules). It feels so good for another customer to reassure you after one of those experiences thanks for being nice to the workers after your experience

[@GoldenSaddle]

Out of all of the people Karen could've messed with. He of course had to choose the person who reads Entitled Parents Stories for a living.

[@jamestown8398]

Kevin: "I want to speak to your manager!" rSlash: "My training has prepared me for this."

[@dyfe3140]

Years of academy training *not* wasted

[@Housyette]

@@dyfe3140 :yeeted:

[@LittleSansLittletale]

*You are one sad little man... You have my pity... Farewell*

[@alakazamlover4908]

why..in what UNIVERSE can a mother just enter your house, ask the KIDS if they want to go shopping...and THEN LEAVE?!? 1) that's breaking and entering 2) it could count as kidnapping in all honesty! 3) she's a next-level Karen

[@bluboi6427]

"One more time, is it work time or is it play time?" Pup: "mmMmMmmmM."

[@Murcielag0scuro]

"I don't remember him" "Yeah ya do" This infuriates me so much for some reason.

[@senseisy2131]

"If you ever want to get good service at a bussiness try not to make condesending sexual remarks to people who are twelve years old" what if im 12?

[@SithBunny1]

Maybe assume it's, oh, I don't know,......a BAD IDEA???

[@yippeeflowers]

condescending sexual remarks shouldn't be said by anyone, to anyone.

[@dandotvid]

He should have "left" home, then waited for her to go to the bathroom or something, go in and take his 2 year old without his mom knowing.

[@kamillesmith2228]

I thought he was gonna do that 😂

[@jasonwhite7905]

When I was 2 years old, I escaped from the house. Strange, I know, how did remember something from when you were 2? I did, and my parents confirmed this happened too. One morning, I woke up and wanted to see the baby sheep from an owner down the road. I wore a shirt, diaper, rain boots and carried a plastic horse... for company. The sheep were no where to be found, and when walking home I lost track of where I was, and passed my house. Fortunately an elderly couple happened to be awake that morning and saw me walking down the road. They picked me up and watched me until my parents came to claim me. My family can hardly believe I remembered as much as I did.

[@Breadfish290]

The perfect companion for an adventure to see a sheep, a plastic horse.

[@TronvsMatrix]

“KARLA. REMOTE!” This is why I like watching these videos, a lot of care and editing, and funny moments all put in a video, and everyday! Thank you for these!

[@BrokMasterXY]

Whenever I watch the puppy bloopers around my dog, he gets all excited and runs laps around the house looking for the new dog.

[@THG_thehumangod]

I, rSlash, have a dream and it is to document a Karen, which has come true.

[@thegamerator10]

"Hey, do you remember XXX?" "(at 30 years old) No." "What do you mean 'no'?! He/She held you on his/her lap when you were a baby!"

[@jonanderyanes5241]

DUDE I LOST IT WITH THE FIRST STORY AND THE WHOLE "Dad Yelling in the Background" HAHAHA

[@mising0px]

Ring Ring Ring Op: hello EM: hi, what are you doing? Op: sleeping EM: well, remember that one kid that saw you at the public park when you were 2 months old, well he died, bye * hangs up *

[@ender_wolfgodin_the_ruins9319]

If i found her number (in my mind revenge) Ring ring ring EM:who is this Me: (in scary devil voice) i see you EM:you don't scare me Me: (lets her hear her echo) You don't scare me ( and hang up after giving here a evil laugh) EM: (Goes Pale) Me:(knock knock on bedroom door after putting a sign on front door saying soon) runs out back door and close it like a ninja (sneak 100, Scare 100) EM:( screams internally) Me:(revenge success)

[@Pineapplebob1775]

The cashier apologizes rSlash: You don't need to apologize because you just gave me content.

[@kotaar8535]

why is nobody talking about that puppy blooper? that’s like the most adorable audio i’ve ever heard

[@jsflicks7033]

“Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”

[@IrishHeart]

Morning all you lovelies! Hope your having a great day! Yay for Entitled Parents! Great way to start off the day!!

[@tankatty]

Waiiiiit, you support entitled parents?

[@IrishHeart]

@@tankatty Only to laugh at them :D

[@russianmuffin6572]

For me its 3 in tue afternoon

[@alegomezleal]

Morning to you too!

[@yanniczonderk6138]

Russian muffin me too

[@EitBitSF]

Voice: She now explodes at my father Text: She now explains to my father something's not right...

[@MissEarthling]

Oops

[@davileite780]

12 years old girl: *Exists. The reason men have such a bad reputation when it comes to kids: H E Y B A B Y !

[@angrytardis6776]

I wish people would stop assuming all men are like that.

[@davileite780]

@@angrytardis6776 Me too. But these kinds of people generally aren't good people themselves. If they distance themselves from me, then i don't have to distance myself from them.

[@aaronkeith6370]

@@davileite780 Bro child predators aren't only dudes,some are actually females

[@davileite780]

@@aaronkeith6370 I said men have a bad reputation, but that doesn't mean it's true...

[@yippeeflowers]

@@aaronkeith6370 nobody said ill of what you said. unnecessary defending is part of what makes y'all's arguments look even worse.

[@jadelynn2826]

That whole "you remember x? Yeah you do. Of course you know them. You met them once when you were x" is literally every southern/midwestern mom who has ever walked this earth

[@monsters691]

I pity anyone who has to deal with Karen's. Must feel like hell having to be near one

[@cadenceleeann]

rSlash: I’m kinda recording rn pooch Yugo: eff that come play with me

[@everlasting9292]

I forgot my sister's cat LLOOOVVEESSS dogs, so when she heard Yugo, she jumped up and stared at the TV. So please, tell Yugo that Lennon says hello!

[@reKomaAgain]

rSlash meeting a Karen after reading so much stories is like a Gamer when the zombie apocalypse starts

[@KoriMasho]

OMG. I felt that Army dad's anger and frustration on a spiritual level. That woman is lucky all he did was rearrange her house.

[@Forest_Fifer]

Anyone else get the mental picture of the dad searching the house for the 2YO by running from room to room, checking it and shouting "clear!" before moving to the next one.

[@anishpunati5551]

I'm like 90% sure that the male Karen that you encountered heard of one of his friends picking up an expensive item, and came a couple minutes early to try to steal it from him. Just my two cents.

[@kimberlyterasaki4843]

You should do a Let's Play, only instead of video game, you play with Yugo.

[@wta1518]

Yugo would like that.

[@ladystormdance3051]

@@wta1518 "Everyone liked that."

[@Sevness]

That is the perfect happy end story, OP besting his mother after having a near heart attack and it ends with them all happy and laughing about it. Also, that Karen story is quality, simple, fast, but fun.

[@ayumu_blue]

bro this dude is a SAVAGE. I was lowkey happy when he said Lebanon because. I AM LEBANESE REEEEEEEEEEEE

[@f4tal3ror98]

Everyone:*finds a Karen in the wild* Me:*Finds a SHINY Karen in the wild*

[@fairladykd6734]

ooohhhh a shiny Karen! lucky you! heehee

[@leerye2227]

NVM HE FLED AWAY GODDAMIT

[@cristianvandenbosse8989]

Mine was lucky ánd shiny

[@AndreJNick]

God! I thought my parents were the only ones who did this. My dad is constantly like "oh do you remember this person from when you were a kid?" "No dad I don't" "yes you do" "No dad. I dont remember this random person who was not at all important to me when I was six"

[@halagavi]

Karen: HA! FOUND YA!

[@Henry205]

Whaaat I did find him

[@jeffbezoslover]

@Karen Pls don’t speak to my manager. 🥺

[@Karen-kl7yc]

@@jeffbezoslover Where is your manager

[@funnelcakezzx]

@@Henry205 oh shit

[@toasterbath3249]

@@Henry205 I am THE MANAGER A KAREN MANAGER

[@joshuapoe3867]

Ah yes, I legally allowed to take my grandma’s dog according to the logic of the Military Dude’s mom. Also, if my mom asked me, no, told me that I knew someone, I would ask her if she still remembers people she knew only as a baby.

[@lulu_9000]

Totally thought he was going to sneak in and take one or both of the boys when she was busy prepping a meal or something. "What? I'm Dad. I can take them. I thought you heard me."

[@Dillpickle1997]

Y'all hyped about his encounter with a Karen. I'm more concerned about the fact that we're finally getting puppy bloopers again ❤

[@uroskovac2212]

"To people who are a 12 years old" You mean children? That's a child and the dude should be handled as a pedo

[@erikbregnsbo9962]

Yes! I absolutely love the sound effects you added with the phone ringing tone and far away talking! Please keep adding them!

[@Mini-fe6jl]

"cOmE oVeR hErE bAbY cOmE hElP mE bAbY I know you are a minor but im built different 😎"

[@kazzyanddecchan733]

I imagine he begins to levitate, his eyes begin to glow, and he says in a demonic voice, "THOU HAST KAREN'D IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD!"

[@contentisnolongeravailable1994]

No one: R Slash when he sees a Karen: Just like the simulations!

[@pamelasambansoy3286]

dang it Rslash, I thought my phone rang.

[@hardylee6756]

When you’re so early there are no dislikes

[@bookraccoon]

That military one is amazing. There needs to be a tv show about that family.

[@j.dduckking6765]

All the Redditors combined: *Kevin The Male Karen, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, now you shall pay the ultimate price* *A.T.L.A reference*

[@hannahsmiraculoustextingstorys]

YAAAASSS!!!!