r/facepalm | Big "Drain" Time

[@CodedBitRate]

Me: trying to explain something hard to explain Everyone else: *_Are you an idiot, how do you manage to believe that??_* Me, clearly annoyed: "I DON'T MEAN LITERALLY, IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN THIS"

[@vanillatalkstoomuch5651]

Who gave u this info???🤫🤨

[@wileywere]

Antekcraft PL, or we just have autism. Like myself. Because things are really fricking hard to explain for people like me. No offense tho. Just please, that quote is not that good of a quote. Again, no offense.

[@alexp.7068]

@@acpl as 6 years old are dumb as fuck, I can't agree with that.

[@j.l.6511]

@@acpl could Albert Einstein explain his relativity theory to a 6 year old? Cuz damn if he could, I would be amazed. I am getting to my 20s and never understood that

[@captainowlin]

the worst part about the “would you still eat the soup” or whatever post is that... the op of that post owned a slave. that’s only the gist of it. basically having someone work as a housekeeper for no pay but they couldn’t leave. idk if their blog is even still up, but they did a lot of deplorable stuff. just felt like sharing lmfao

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

My mum once asked. "Wheres Bulgaria, next to India? She was dead serious.

[@krasen671]

This makes me mad as a Bulgarian.

[@inox1ck]

No its near my country Romania

[@inox1ck]

In europe near greece

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

@@inox1ck I know I told her after she asked me

[@yellowcactustvz4929]

I had a 12 years old classmate who asked in class, dead serious: do people really die when they get killed in films?

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

'... being well is just mind over matter.' Whereas SHE'D do well to mind her own matter and leave everyone else alone.

[@JadeJuno]

2:04 dude forget Linkedin there's Photoshop. It isn't a social media. It isn't even social dude ._.

[@ArteArt39]

The digital artists are probably like " _Crap they got us_ (゜o゜;"

[@skyehumphreys8117]

Tinder as well...... OOOO YEAH GIMME DOES MATCHESSAA

[@arandomuser9459]

😂

[@emanuelkristensson3119]

8:53: The guy on the left is SO done. Poor guy.

[@-squirrelgirl-2040]

OOF-

[@ProjectArrlone]

One of my old "vegetarian" teachers, once said she ate fish because they weren't animals, so there's that.

[@darkerjungle5347]

Once my friend told me “ stop I’m going to die to death”

[@giornogiovanna2008]

He's not wrong at all

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

No no,hes got a point

[@profreshinal6418]

I am death die

[@cultofnatethemagnificent5879]

murder to death

[@SketchUT]

8:16 I lost it at “Astrology is a language.”

[@pooheadlou]

Actually, Astrology is a language. If you really understood how Astrology works, you would know that. But of course most peoples experience of Astrology is in news papers and magazine. So make fun if you want, but you're only showing your ignorance in a subject you know nothing about.

[@SketchUT]

pooheadlou Can you elaborate on astrology as a language? It’s true that I don’t know much and I like to learn so maybe you can teach me :)

[@pooheadlou]

@@SketchUT it's a little hard over YT comments: but Astrology has quite a few things going on; there is Maths, Geometry, Time, and of course Symbolism. When you put all of these together you can say a lot, without using a lot of words, also because you are using times and place it give the symbolic characters a focus with that symbols have many layers depending on context. I hope this makes a little sense? It is really very interesting. Live well.

[@SketchUT]

pooheadlou thank you :) I get it a little. I might do some more research about it but, for the time being, I still think that it isn’t entirely a language. A language can be spoken, like English or Spanish, but Astrology is symbols, as you said. Maybe it’s a mix of a language and symbolism 🤷‍♀️

[@pooheadlou]

@@SketchUTcool. Also think of it like this ; works are linear where as symbolism is more gestalt.

[@starbrand3726]

True Story: I work retail, and we sometimes sell reading glasses. The glasses come in different strengths like +2.00, or +3.50 strengths. Their average cost is about $17.99 each. (Get ready, here it comes.) Me: "Okay Sir, your glasses purchase comes to $18.37." Customer : "WHAT?" Me: "Yes Sir, that's $17.99 plus tax." Customer: (yelling) "Hey, It's clearly marked +3.50!" Me: "Sir, that's the strength of the lenses, not the price. Do you see a dollar sign there? "

[@creative-name5279]

I'm sure the look on his face was priceless.

[@SilverMe2004]

Well now you know why they needed the glasses.

[@rafasya2247]

Mind if i feature it on r/facepalm?

[@starbrand3726]

@@rafasya2247 Please do. It's 100% true and happened to me about a year ago.

[@rafasya2247]

@@starbrand3726 done

[@computethis1533]

I live in aus Can’t be a third world country if your already classified as upsidedown and none existent *insert person with grin looking smart*

[@thehiddenninja3428]

If it's a 3rd world country, and upside down Does that mean it's an E-world country?

[@computethis1533]

@@thehiddenninja3428 hah! found you!

[@viscera9579]

australia doesnt exist lmao

[@computethis1533]

F*ck exposed again look into this pen

[@TrashDeviant]

Funny how our 3rd world country has free healthcare tho. ;)

[@danielmontalvo6185]

I got to say I really appreciate how you balance things out by making fun of both the left and right Better to make fun of both than none

[@TrashDeviant]

Dude, I constantly hang shit on both the left and the right. I'm so frustrated by the political climate. You literally can't even have a proper discussion anymore. Everyone is stupid and up their own arse. Nobody can see anything outside of their own closed off world view. So I don't bother with political discourse anymore. I just poke fun at them. Because both sides are just a writhing mass of "REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

[@birdwhoknowswhatsgood1483]

@@TRC2002 no because politicians don't have an iq over -10

[@garythesnail8863]

2:25 Someone once told me the earth was flat because “when you walk it felt flat not curved.”

[@horizonave513]

I saw 3 people in Basic Combat Training do that same thing of asking why their rifle wasnt shooting, to find out they were empty. Needless to say the didn't graduate.

[@butterflyutonium1661]

The one about rain reminds me of the time I described my mom and I getting caught in the pouring rain as being "unconsensually doused".

[@JogVodka]

5:10 sounds like this guy is fun at parties. He would definitely love my theories on children movies

[@Reixuria]

3:21 plot twist: the bucket is sucking up the water

[@TrishaSmith]

Hello. You make me laugh out loud.

[@breezysleezied]

69 likes nice

[@breezysleezied]

I dont want to ruin it

[@mikaskye]

FLOOF FLOOF

[@Ryan-br6ic]

Lol

[@touma2391]

You're welcome

[@nixoxs]

1:10 as a frenchman should i feel ofended or honored?

[@kohnermahan]

foxxrx I read as freshmen and I was very confused

[@cbgaming7209]

Kohner Mahan, I did too

[@nixoxs]

I'm from France not a freshman

[@and3xisdumb434]

My diamond (2:45) "Only fans will know what I'm talking about"

[@tnk4me4]

7:39 This is the one that got me to pause. Wow that's epically stupid.

[@jakefromstatefarm7363]

R/boneappleatea

[@Gloomdrake]

Where is it, Jake From State Farm?

[@jakefromstatefarm7363]

@@Gloomdrake what?

[@tnk4me4]

R/facepalm

[@Gloomdrake]

Where’s the boneappletea, Jake From State Farm?

[@Yuruble]

5:45 - I can't talk about then, but I know at least an Indiana today comparing fractions to see which one is bigger is a 5th grade standard

[@Yuruble]

@@absolutelycardboard I mean, you might just be really smart. Something that is easy to you might be difficult to other people.

[@halamadruuid2380]

That’s america, they rather get missiles than good living conditions, the government is making america a 3rd world country, Mate, here in my country, everyone knows about fractions, etc. why? Because education is pushed, you can suddenly have 10th grade stuff on 1st grade stuff, not only that, there are FREE schools, also good healthcare.

[@pigkat7716]

6:47 It literally says Airpods not included

[@dauntlessart584]

I agree about the slug, at least I do think it’s sad that he would not have any accommodations as he clearly can’t get anywhere by himself

[@eurovisioncyan9550]

Big Drain Time...more like Big D-Rain Time

[@katarzynarzeczkowska8207]

Are you dumb?

[@MeIonMuncher]

@@katarzynarzeczkowska8207 are you salty?

[@creative-name5279]

@@MeIonMuncher What's the joke though?

[@jellybean6476]

Fakejake-“we’re bananas” Humans-“that why we are all crazy”

[@Yooo-ph5zx]

When my mom gave me a birth, the total for staying in the hospital 2 days was 177$ that includes 24% tax.

[@mcbuckets2399]

You know, sometimes you're tired and you say things like "I need to use the sleep"

[@localgaster7458]

2:44 as a Native American I can say that it is very annoying when someone calls you Indian lmao

[@nugget3935]

Listen genuine question why...why do people call native Americans Indians. I'm from England so I don't get it i know it's easy to Google it but its nice to chat.

[@localgaster7458]

@@nugget3935 it's because this one guy Christopher Columbus went out to find a westward route to the far East but instead discovered a route to America and found Native Americans and mistaked them for Indians so he's all like "Oh boy I found Indians" and that's how the name came

[@zareffarhaan6106]

@@localgaster7458 then he proceeded to murder hundreds of thousands of The Natives, steal credit for "discovering" the new world, and got his own holiday.

[@localgaster7458]

@@zareffarhaan6106 yes

[@macuare]

When your early *but you got nothing to say*

[@izanagi7019]

True

[@inferno]

1:16 in europe we use a chainsaw for that , only use a pint of gas and its done

[@stuartfox3000]

The person who made the video is a European

[@inferno]

@@stuartfox3000 that was the point XD

[@stuartfox3000]

@@inferno I know

[@danimalheiro2415]

6:39 actually zero does multiply, it multiplies into 0, it can be multiplied but the results will always be a thing (unless there is something that hasn't been discovered or I have heard of yet).

[@maomao6023]

1:42 I fuking love photo shop man Just the feel and rush of energy I get from face swapping Donald trump and mike wishouski is just the fukin best dude

[@rosiefay7283]

1:33 "Goodbye [U of] California, Hello San Francisco [State U]." Simple.

[@dogjr2fast4u75]

5:50 This reminds me of something that happened when I went down to Florida back in June. We stop at a Wendy's for lunch as we were driving down. We park next to a BMW X1 that was over the line in the rear and didn't notice. I try to get out the back, squeezing through the door to not hit his car, and he runs over and yells at ME for almost hitting his car, which he made very clear is "way more expensive than our car."

[@OriginalGlorfindel]

In FL the cops will decide who to ticket based on the value of the car. It happened to me. Had a jackass trying to avoid traffic cut thru the front of the grocery store (pedestrian area) while I was waiting on a space, just turned into an isle. Well my bumper hanging out gave him no pause, he continued cruising thru....and his back tire and the fender behind it rubbed my bumper. I was ticketed because my car was paid for, and his was a bmw suv rental....and the chubby cop didn't care to fully investigate in 100+ heat (after we waited 30 min in said heat). He even said so. I asked him "improper backing? My car was in Drive....can YOU back into people in a forward gear?" Tried to fight it, couldnt get security footage. Still angry 5+ years later.

[@maapauu4282]

"If astrology was a language it would have a Duolingo course" Me, a Maori person: Suprised pikachu face

[@gayisopod6597]

2:36 blue diamond I see you 👀

[@xcreeperbombx61]

Jake: "Welcome to r/facepalm" Captions: "Welcome to our such face farm"

[@jessiealexander3515]

As an epileptic, if someone told me to stop taking my medications and “medications are just a crutch”, they would get a swift kick to the face

[@TrashDeviant]

0:41 should say in Australia, if you're an Australian citizen, $0.00 We have free healthcare. Also our hospitals are probably better than Americas by far.

[@delest_iris]

In europe also

[@Shattered-Realm]

Hospitals are not built, supplied, or staffed, for free ANYWHERE in the world. Your paying for it every time you fill up at the gas station, buy groceries, and receive a paycheck with the income tax deducted.

[@SilverMe2004]

@@Shattered-Realm And yet we're still paying $10,000 less than Americans

[@ianmoseley9910]

ShatteredMercury "Free at the point of provision". US always puts profit ahead of compassion. Thats why they have refused to sign the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

[@ljh5141]

These were great, thanks for the laughs and face palms!👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hippsthehippo9804]

1:48 not the platform im on right now

[@whenyou3939]

1:22, so does this mean you were _actually_ born in a barn? If so, there has also been a person, 2019 years ago, born in a barn. Hmmmmm. Lmao

[@gayisopod6597]

When you It,,,, it was a manger, my guy...

[@whenyou3939]

@@gayisopod6597 f**k u I need to sleep

[@erinmiller1433]

Gay isopod It was a stable. The manger is the feeding trough that Jesus slept in.

[@elcocorapido]

IM SO ADIICTED TO PHOTOSHOP HELLLLLL YEAHHH

[@ARockyRock]

1:46 Man, I just can't get enough of that photoshop...

[@ArteArt39]

_Digital artists sweating in the corner_ xD

[@Night-Wolf]

It's possible that the guy who shared the "10 Indian billionaires" article was from a country where Native Americans are called Indians. (Or similar word) I say that because I'm from such a country.

[@silverskyranch]

2:25 So astonishingly stupid I can never forget it? Almost 2 decades ago, I worked in a pet store, and got asked "Do the Beta fish have to live in water?" I just stared......

[@docinabox258]

I'm jewish, and one time a kid on my hockey team asked me if i'm "Chanukahean". Sad part is, I live in a city with a very high jewish population.

[@acwee360]

My freind tried plugging his charging brick into my xbox's usb port and I just looked at him like 😐

[@artandstuffproductions3640]

At the one after the intro, Bernie knows that our money is worth more than double those countries, right?

[@ianmoseley9910]

Art and stuff productions No it is not - in any case he has converted them to US dollars for comparison purposes. In any case if that were the case then US medical treatment would be twice as expensive as he is saying🙄

[@artandstuffproductions3640]

Ian moseley I see.

[@devindmitri]

6:50 can we talk about how they sell cords for airpods, when the the literal reason for them is to be cordless lol

[@yofenry]

5:56 it's because cameras flip images so he or she is in the right (not left right Correct right)

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

4:56 okay well thats the thing about METAPHORS. Looks like one thing, but has something else to it. a slug is slow as shit, so obviously theyll use a slug monster, because if it was something like Sully, itd look like the controller got disconnected, just running in place. While yes, it is just a dumb joke about a slug, it can still be perceived as more than just a joke. Thats the thing, movies are considered a form of art, and art is subjective. in a way, there really is no wrong way to look at it.

[@user-nt1dt6nm1j]

Wait, you haven’t been bathing fully clothed? Oh no, Ive been doing it wrong this whole time!

[@captainwilliam3920]

When your water bottle touches food in the sink: *Yeah, this is big drain time*

[@draalttom844]

As someone who makes stories, no a slug is never just a slug, there is a message, always

[@Mr.G-S]

One time when my friend found out we shared DNA with bananas, he said this: “ I’m half banana?!” Everybody laughed after that and I still laugh about it to this day

[@Ozymandias1]

8:00 I read a few days ago that Kit Harington said he hadn't seen a single episode of Game of Thrones season 8. So maybe it could have happened that David Simon wrote the series but never saw a single episode.

[@cringeusername9961]

"Human share 80% with banana peel" Humans:im a potato We share 99.9999999999%dna with banana peel and potato

[@residentfacehead3465]

Big drain time? More like DRAIN BAMAGE TIME

[@LetoZeth]

To be honest, the mousepad one does apply today. With all the RGB shit.

[@stuartstribling2296]

8:10 to figure that out you would have to go into R/Noah get the boat, and we don’t want that.

[@loafofloafs]

The astrology thing reminds me of one time two people were speaking Spanish in roblox and someone walked over and told them “stop speaking gibberish” I fell off my chair in pure cringe

[@Acarainia]

*My last brain cells on a test*

[@diablozspawn4094]

Rotflmao this makes me think about what my wife said to me once I was driving down the road and just got done eating a banana so I throw out the banana peel and she told me don’t do that someone may drive over it and get into a wreck when they slip on it 😳😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sara-kj6ez]

I'm pretty sure that taxes and social security covers the C section in Spain, tho...

[@SilverMe2004]

Same for the UK, Oz & France

[@spongbee6436]

Remember when we tried to watch cartoon Network at night but discovered adult swim

[@gayswario2497]

I was extremely mad when I found that out.

[@thatkidkai1516]

Ye I can see how we can be bananas and if you peel them they both taste good

[@cautious3571]

Cursed comment

[@FroggoNater]

You just earned a subscriber... My favorite was 7:20!

[@chatboulon743]

@2:39 I got a better one. I wrote on the schedule board at work: "We will be closed on Feb 32 for maintenance" and several people asked if that was true.

[@racheline_nya]

2:20 watch the whole video. i don't remember it, but i've seen it before and it's good

[@TheCimbrianBull]

I ate a banana a few minutes before watching this video. Am I a cannibal? 🍌

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

Yes you monster

[@EpicBananaGamingAnimations]

Of course you are

[@charlescalvin9503]

Me: *Sees thumbnail* Yeah, just maybe 2 more buckets and your done.

[@infinity5288]

2:25 *_"You are commit stop breathe"_*

[@robertw6894]

as a frenchman, i can confirm it is pretty 3rd world here.

[@mururoa7024]

Our son was born in France. My wife had a c-section and all I has to pay was around 600 euros because she needed to stay one extra night in the hospital. Whatever the real cost was, it was covered by their social security (I was working there for more than a year so I benefited from it). 👍 Awesome. [edit] Oh, and they gave us a ton of free stuff for the baby.

[@Cool_Kid95]

For the question at 2:28 mine is when in 6th grade my friend Santino made a School presentation called Jordan: The Guy Named After the Shoe.

[@DisKorruptd]

8:16 Cancer Cancer Capricorn Sagittarius Gemini...

[@weclandebb4554]

0:47 the guy across the street does it for free

[@jessicastraub1132]

OMG!!! The family guy thing reminds me of when I had a facepalm moment watching Criminal minds.I STILL don’t know how it happened but somehow the audio description was on (it was an episode about gamers controlling real people and the voice describing the actions of everyone almost seemed like it was part of the show) Anyway, I couldn’t make it stop but it happened again on the same show a long time later. I figured out it was for blind people, but still can’t figure out how it just randomly came on.

[@peterpott2535]

8:37 sorry but i can't resist What did you say how many retweets that have? 🤣

[@crystalgemgirl731]

I don't blame the guy who watched Family Guy in spanish thinking it was a joke, it IS their thing.

[@Foxie32]

I was told something very stupid once some guy tried to tell me foxes are reptiles and that he studied them lol

[@alexmcd378]

9:29 Reminds me of all the stupid Y2K compliant advertising that happened during the Y2K panic. Of course it's Y2K compliant, it's a freaking drill, not a computer.

[@PR3BU1LT]

3:00 *shows pictures of ice cubes* dO yOU sTiLL FAncY thAt CUP oF wATeR nOw?

[@tonyblake7569]

I could easily see family guy doing half an episode in a different language or even have the audio on a slight delay so it just barely doesn't sink with what's happening just to mess with people.

[@isaalonso2206]

The box said "Air pods not included."

[@luciferheller8725]

8:15 I think it's lube for when zipper get stuck, like if the fabric got cought in it. Bruno Bucciarati approves this product.

[@anonanonymusgirl5000]

Once on amegle when i was talking to someone I said that i was from poland. They said "you cant be becuase how are you online" another person said. "Isnt warsaw that 3rd-world country" Yes we have electricity... warsaw isnt a country... Another story where a girl in my class told me "Can you stop being so fidgety its annoying" I have anxiety and she was aware of that

[@Gilhelmi]

Zipper lubricant is for older zippers that need a bit of help moving so you are less likely to damage the zipper and clothes.

[@Hanami63]

Comment in video: We share 80% of our DNA with bananas. Jake: We're bananas. Me: Looks at the banana peel from the banana I just ate with a bit of guilt. Sorry mate.

[@TheOcculticUnicorn]

Zipper lubricant is for keeping your zippers last longer. You know the feeling when you close your zipper but the end opens up again and you have to struggle to get it close again? Yeah, the lubricant keeps your zipper from doing that.

[@klb9524]

Well I guess Jake was literally born in a barn

[@44WarmocK77]

0:32 the reply sounds like it's from someone who should have listened to their sister-aunt and not skip school just to have some fun in the pigshed again.

[@edlopez1001]

Fact: Zipper lubricant is used to lubricate your zipper. Pants, Shorts, Bags, etc so they don't get stuck.

[@TheOneTrueOscar]

“Do you are have stupid”

[@Ravioli05]

Today I learned the reason why banana flavored stuff is so sweet is because there used to be a sweet banana but it went extinct so everyone switched to the cavendish (the banana name).

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

Okay but imagine if you saw yourself on this subreddit, that would be horrifying

[@rikosaikawa9024]

My mother is epileptic and she has suffered so much because of the complete ignorance of others. She even was once arrested because the cops thought she was on drugs and tried to force her to take a drug screen.

[@arandomuser9459]

Riko Saikawa Omg wtf?! That’s so messed up

[@thepyroghoul]

7:23 LoL cannibalism