r/Facepalm | bruh... that ain't right

[@ionicdonkey7370]

Utah woman arrested Florida man: Are you challenging me right now 1:11

[@thefirstsin]

🤣

[@tayebaker3452]

It also says 29/06/2019

[@suborgtfo.4433]

Girl in my class asked our professor if other countries have moons too..

[@161friends]

epic

[@ineedabreak6063]

Sub or Gtfo. Moon or Moo

[@hamzaal-izawi9242]

Sub or Gtfo. lmao stolen

[@bilalstyler98]

Wait there are other countries than USA? I thought I lived on a myth!

[@HussamxCraft]

@@hamzaal-izawi9242 from where?

[@leilei12777]

*word has more than 3 syllables* Damien: Wow, that’s a WORD

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

Word has only one syllable Don't judge me I don't know how to me funny

[@RetroBlockade]

LPSWeirdCow13 r/wooosh

[@beansowles]

@@RetroBlockade actually you shoyld be wooshed. If you understand what is said, its called a joke

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

@@RetroBlockade I understood their joke

[@deathmachinestar]

@@RetroBlockade its woooosh idiot

[@TrashyLilPanda]

6:14 actually they're right "When an air bubble enters a vein, it's called a venous air embolism. When an air bubble enters an artery, it's called an arterial air embolism. These air bubbles can travel to your brain, heart, or lungs and cause a heart attack, stroke, or respiratory failure."

[@AvalonDA]

Moral of the story: don't be stupid enough to do inject any gas in your veins

[@skyboxofficial]

I was about to say the same thing

[@soup854]

there is a horror movie I saw (i forgot what one) that used this for a kill

[@abigailc8829]

@@soup854 I saw it in a fanfiction

[@delcox8165]

It seems regular now that one or two posts per Emkay video are made fun of when they were accurate or incorrectly mocked to begin with. The blind leading the blind while being told by the blind to watch where they're going.

[@melonmode4128]

Damien: *sees Leicester* Damien: "Leekester" Leicester: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@TomV-le9dw]

Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus lmaoooo I thought the same. England gang

[@pasatebo]

Leicester = hi sister but with a lisp

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

Give him a break. Nobody is perfect. It's not an easy word.

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

It's not his fault. Don't make fun of him

[@xanpagebrown]

@@izzythetrashposter5710 Leicester is easy compared to some out town/city names. Ever heard of Worcester?

[@PikalaxALT]

It's not blue toothpaste... It's Bluetooth Paste™️

[@flashpoint8796]

Does it have sound pods with it?

[@thecheatz6220]

ToothBlue™

[@not_hidden4132]

Try to copyright it too

[@rhondaewen1565]

Bluetooth Paste™️©️

[@monarkev]

PikalaxALT Bloothpaste

[@souly254]

Damien: *sees a funny joke* Also Damien: *A S T H M A A T T A C K*

[@mrbarefootbogan6254]

I was born a cronic Asthmatic, plus I've been a heavy smoker for 10 years. Your comment Checks out ;)

[@RiceEater-ly8kr]

Mr Bare Foot Bogan disclaimer: smoking is *G A Y*

[@Silly_Panini]

B I G G A Y

[@oatmeal6756]

*W H E E Z E*

[@diamondbacks960]

This is not funny

[@Hoswari1]

"if you put oxygen in a syringe and inject it in your veins, you die" normal person: "that's not how it works" me: "oh no i have too much dark knowledge."

[@Appri]

Inject oxygen into your veins and you WILL DIE. air bubbles in your bloodstream WILL GIVE YOU CARDIAC ARREST, or if it goes to your brain, cause permanent neural damage. Emkay should do his research.

[@justsomeguywholikeswater3566]

@@Appri I know right? That part seriously frustrated me like burh didn't your middle school teacher tell you this when you were studying biology

[@Antonio-wh8lh]

Gjififeimerjufrfjurje *embolism patient may get a stroke if there are air bubbles in the brain, other bad things happen too if they get to the heart and lungs

[@pragatisingh6020]

'whoa I know about air embolism I'm so dark and scary and different now please validate me'

[@pragatisingh6020]

@@Appri Lol someone's frustrated

[@monamiina]

damien: *makes a joke* also damien: *hYsTeRiCaL LaUgHINg*

[@thehybridgamer779]

It's because there not his jokes, he crops some of the jokes out and says them without giving credit his laugh is annoying, he doesn't get allot of stuff, he's a bit of a dickhead tbh

[@nottengen9178]

@@thehybridgamer779 Ok, if the jokes are stolen from reddit why tf is he gonna need to give credit to random people for their jokes (which he may not even steal) also i find his laugh entertaining and funny, thats all just personal preference of laughs though really. He doesnt come off as a dickhead really but i dont know him soooooooo idk, think what you want and so will I :)

[@hyena4162]

Dio Brando His laugh is just so fake

[@lirosphere956]

And you still watch it

[@shrooman768]

It's quite obviously fake.

[@prettyrat.]

Utah woman: “He has killed me, operator.” Operator: “What? You egg-“

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

-He stabbed him.

[@jagm1365]

-He stabbed him.

[@Lanosrep]

The Spongebob movie and 2 of the seasons are on Netflix

[@GabrielsLogic]

Really?

[@pvpbot1139]

its only in canada

[@akone6935]

Only in some country’s though like Uk and Canada

[@GabrielsLogic]

@@pvpbot1139 well frick

[@suselek990]

@@pvpbot1139 I have them in Poland lol

[@purplemario6049]

Enkay:"this is a work free drug place." Emkay:"I dont get it, what's GADS?"

[@kuroyuki6254]

I legit didn't get it either. I am disappointed in myself

[@genericname42]

I heard drug free work place :(

[@ainatimateobject]

He said drug free work place the first time

[@rubyr0f]

Damien's pronunciation of Leicester is the true facepalm here.

[@ohmydinosare]

Leek-ester. It's not too far from wor-ser-cor-chest-er-shire.

[@rowanfernsler9725]

nice.

[@connorbower1205]

KZbin says there’s only one reply I go to see what it is and there are actually three wtf KZbin

[@oceanizzy]

leekester mm yes leeks

[@jackoblllllllll]

english pronunciation is overall weird

[@yahooanswers7898]

90% of r/facepalm is just the OP not getting a joke

[@mattmatt1339]

DeathStar456 so than you can post it to r/woooosh

[@keegyweegy7803]

Off brand r/whooosh

[@gotenkstrunten7177]

Thank u someone gets it

[@thisisasupersayin376]

@@mattmatt1339 Or better yet, r/facepalmfacepalm

[@HaidaWay]

R/woooshsuicide

[@psycheaow]

Hi (I sincerely apologize for not being fully advanced in the art of the American variant of the English language).

[@bobbyjoe3833]

Sneeper Snipes it oki

[@amethystt727]

Sorry for my bad english, but what does "hi" mean?

[@aero5184]

I feel your pain

[@psycheaow]

Generic Dragon Profile #8,215 It means that you are committing the act of greeting somebody, usually the abbreviation of hello.

[@psycheaow]

Doge Plays Thank you kind sir, my life goal is to inspire people with my poetry

[@VespKata]

damian: "i don't like feeling dumb" also damian at end cards: "god i'm so dumb"

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I also thought -4° was a picture of a guy shitting... and didn't notice the issue with "Work Free Drug Place."

[@pumpkineater5805]

Arcanine-Espeon oh dear god I can’t unsee it.

[@Yaboi27]

r/dontdeadopeninside

[@CookieKing.]

Arcanine-Espeon About the drugs thing, the sign said " *work* free *drug place* " and not "drug free workplace"

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@CookieKing. Dude...I know. I knew as soon as Damien pointed it out.

[@CookieKing.]

hm well my bad I thought it said something else than "didn't notice the issue" probably didn't pay enough attention to my reading

[@zeko3094]

5:15 you pronounced Leicester wrong just like man Jerome's, the ice is silent

[@CFox_]

so...., "lee-ster" ?

[@zombi2896]

@@CFox_ le-ster

[@zeko3094]

@@CFox_ without the additional e

[@Jeffrey-Epstein]

Yep its l e s t e r

[@hwinangkoso]

Less-terrrrrr

[@enricol.5659]

Depression:I fear no man Depression: but that thing(Damien’s laugh) it scares me.

[@lolafennelly8855]

8:08 lol, British Netflix has had spongebob for ages and we still have every season of FRIENDS

[@spamtongspamton9900]

weird flex but ok

[@lukewaters2680]

Leeksester: doesn't exist Emkay: I'm gonna create this mans career

[@llamaboi2813]

Millissa Ramsay I know

[@xvDvx11]

kidrobloxgamar 1234 lol think your missing the point mate

[@llamaboi2813]

kidrobloxgamar 1234 r/youngpeopleyoutube R/woooosh

[@thebreakfastman4638]

1:39 as a Christian, it annoys me how dumb other Christians can be.

[@cait9719]

Ben Vasquez ur not Christian Ur ben

[@francisariwaodo318]

Absolute facts

[@Iliadic]

Ikr? I'm a Christian as well and that infuriates me.

[@ethanwilliams1872]

It was satire, don’t feel bad.

[@thebreakfastman4638]

Ethan Williams k

[@mantaholy6845]

Damien: Leikester British people: 😵

[@notimportant1659]

Me: You fricking fricks

[@ExDud]

Da what

[@trumpetskeleton1418]

Not damian’s fault the spelling of that name is retarded

[@idklike3210]

GD 081z c are said as s most of the time.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

@mdx I'm sorry what?

[@jackbishenden3386]

Me: drawing, enjoying Emkay Damien: pronounces Leicester as "Lee-kest-er" Me: laughs so hard I put my pencil through my sketch paper by accident

[@yes2074]

Then cringe horrendously

[@jackvanepps7301]

F

[@virgil6290]

Is it pronounced leichester?

[@jackbishenden3386]

@@virgil6290 its pronounced Less-tuh

[@thepodcastcrew1113]

Was looking for this comment

[@gray242]

5:54 EmKay: Forgets to censor the news article so therefore they can see cuss words at the top KZbin: Ring Rong your Ad revenue is gone

[@choppa8059]

Mr.B_Button u cant even read it tho

[@choppa8059]

Mr.B_Button wait the middle one yes nvm

[@p-_-1105]

I was bout to say sum like that

[@gray242]

Thanks for 100 likes! 😃

[@CookinUpChaos]

“Spongebob is not and will not ever be on Netflix” -Damien *curb your enthusiasm theme plays*

[@timixl00]

Your Homie Harris idk if the normal spongebob is on netflix but spongebob movies sure are. Also i really don’t know why i wanted to say this

[@hamsoka5571]

Spongebob is on Netflix tho

[@Mrenderboyo]

Wilde Things no its not

[@hamsoka5571]

Mrenderkid Productions yes it is, at least In Canada I’ve watched both seasons they have on Netflix

[@WykeRowerMedia]

It is in the uk

[@tacosalesman7544]

Emkay: Laughs **Nationwide depression rate drops to 0%**

[@theangelofdarkness2903]

Happiness levels:10000%

[@hippsthehippo9804]

Minecraft dogs who were once dead are alive again

[@nature_now]

Stolen comment

[@katienguyen210]

Hippsthehippo sven gains an extra life

[@hippsthehippo9804]

@@katienguyen210 *+69 lives* *plus 420 health*

[@unironicnamehere3180]

"1056 POUNDS 99 CENTS" I am in pieces right now

[@jameson1239]

6:15 i means there not wrong you would die if you injected oxygen into your blood stream also we have sponge bob on Netflix in Canada

[@skidward5225]

Is Spongebob actually on Netflix in Canada?

[@zuruh]

France does too lol

[@jameson1239]

PHD Flopper yes season 5 and 6

[@jameson1239]

So it seems everywhere but the US has sponge bob on Netflix hahahahaha

[@anniebellemiller2986]

Thats it... we are storming Canada, not area 51!

[@firstnamelastname5435]

Sponge bob is actually on Netflix... in Portugal. You could get a nord vpn or whatever and put your location in Portugal so you can watch it

[@skeletonsigh3790]

firstname lastname It’s on Netflix here in Canada, too. I’m watching it rn

[@tw3397]

In Germany too

[@RayMcAnal]

And Ireland

[@tamarasworldofficial4914]

Its also in Netflix Philippines.

[@Larcona_]

Netflix detects vpns

[@JovanLemon]

911 operator: "How are you speaking to us?" Woman: "AT&T has started operating in both hell and heaven, therefore I am able to talk to you."

[@charlottejansen2349]

Damien's two-layered laughter is absolutely amazing.

[@clownoftheyear6957]

The oxygen in the syringe one is true. It's called an air embolism

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

It can actually kill you if I'm not wrong.

[@meddlinmegs]

Orange Gopter Yeah, it triggers a heart attack because your heart can’t really tell the difference between a blood clot and a massive pocket of air.

[@johannaweichsel3602]

It takes a lot of air though, not just a few small bubbles. Like half a breath's worth of air or something like that.

[@cottoneyejoe8285]

@@johannaweichsel3602 I thought it only took 1 small bubble, since doctors always have to flick the needle

[@comiccorner1015]

Yea

[@p-_-1105]

Damien: *makes a video about r/facepalm* Me: realizes that at 5:54 he forgets to censor the f word Also Me: lemme just screenshot this and put it on r/facepalm

[@erin7014]

Dang it I was gonna do that!!

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

I don't even see the f word here...

[@kidtea]

@@TheGoldenDunsparce the center of the screen

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

Nah put it on r/oopsdidntmeanto and pretend it fits there

[@levity1047]

Leicester is pronounced “lester”

[@drayiskewl]

That is too many letters to be two syllables. I hate being American. Lol. We are frowned upon aren't we lol.

[@taylorc5_gameplay228]

Audrey AT 100% yes

[@AnnaLogueMemes]

R\wooooooooooooosh

[@NoName-rb3vp]

i read lysester

[@brotatochip7001]

Audrey AT you know if your pronunciation wasn’t so damned stupid, maybe some of us could get it right.

[@slimetunes]

"liking another girl's meme's is cheating!" then fuck when G+ was active i was cheating with hundreds of girls with that logic

[@maxrobson2755]

Damien: "spongebob will never be on netflix" Netflix: "Starts playing giornos theme"

[@jeek3452]

This is a reference, i can feel it

[@maxrobson2755]

@@jeek3452 OHHH NOOOO

[@StultoTheProto]

69 likes

[@sk4rf991]

Korega.. a kid's place, da.

[@Bumblebee2361]

"I, netflix, have a dream..."

[@naturecat727]

0:49 Damien: „It‘s like 100 degrees in my room.“ Me, a european: *confused screaming* EDIT: It's supposed to be a joke, guys. Calm tf down!

[@aliefrusman7621]

Me, an asian :.....

[@orim8849]

s ame

[@Soul9Knight]

Nah it just sounds like an exaggeration it's probably like 35 degrees

[@PvPMasterX]

@@Soul9Knight it is in Fahrenheit, so about 38 degree Celsius

[@foquitajeej2399]

Pepole in Brasil:k

[@rjeyjasx]

MK: its a 100° in my room Everyone thats not american: Wait hol up.

[@f.b.i9305]

I dont understand

[@alanyang18]

@@f.b.i9305 °F vs. °C

[@davidsmith7752]

@@f.b.i9305 Literally every country other than America uses Celsius (a much more reasonable measure of temperature) rather than Farenheit, where 100°C is the boiling point of water.

[@f.b.i9305]

@@davidsmith7752 ohhh

[@davidsmith7752]

@@f.b.i9305 0°C is the freezing point of water.

[@Annoying_Fangirl]

5:45 I actually felt bad for that person (the one who was cursing) They were just excited hope there doing ok

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Idk sounded like they needed a bit of humility thrown their way

[@callumdoolox6498]

Person: Sharks are mammals and don’t lay eggs Great White Sharks: am I a joke to you?

[@J4laYT]

Who in the world said sharks are mammals

[@renaxel]

JalapenoOfWisdom person did

[@kemikum6634]

Emkay: minus 1056 pounds and 99 cents Me: Wait, you can’t do that

[@feqbrony8989]

"For the last time, ma'am, your husband didn't kill you." "Oh, yeah? Prove it!"

[@tommysoulz]

Words: Leicester. Damien: leekester.

[@Trainline5000]

American: Sees Leicester L E E K E S T E R Every Brit watching this: *facepalm*

[@sambenyamin]

Not just Brits...

[@drsajix]

Came here looking for this

[@Nicsmithsa]

R/facepalm-seption

[@joelharrison9563]

Looks like the jokes on you, I'm from Leekester and we are a very well known city, famous for Leeks and our red cheese, Red Leekester

[@Jurassic_Vibesss]

@@joelharrison9563 I laughed too hard at this

[@leilei12777]

I swear Damien’s laugh adds 5 years to my lifespan every time I hear it

[@nina5158]

God damn i have to stop watching his videos then

[@jamesenglish3031]

Laykesta

[@AMFenech]

Hearing that pronunciation of Leicester was... interesting... Also, Spongebob is on Netflix

[@charlesdolling5403]

What, since when??

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

@@charlesdolling5403 recently added due to the post (they would have done even without)

[@Emisop]

I just went onto my Netflix account and no. Spongebob is not on Netflix.

[@AMFenech]

@@Emisop it is for me? Is it like a region thing?

[@AMFenech]

@Conrad 306 England mate

[@C1_Droid]

8:09 Damien: spong bob will never be on Netflix One eternity later Spong bob is on Netflix

[@tseye2478]

as seen on YT true

[@PentaromaLMA0]

The way this man Laugh's is just *p e r f e c t*

[@Kumquat_Lord]

6:13 it will absolutely kill you. That's called an "air embolism"

[@nathanaelmalm5641]

@Thi-Antra Chirasarn then it'd be r/woooosh

[@Buhllake]

@Thi-Antra Chirasarn its r/facepalm because of the anti-vaxxers comment. The broccoli and oxygen comments were both jokes made towards the anti-vaxxers logic.

[@abbypennington9274]

Oh big brain 300IQ time here

[@Artimusk]

oof that's what I said.

[@Artimusk]

My friend had told me about it and looked into it. Air traveling and blocking an artery in your brain is detrimental. Now that I think about it there must be a lot of people who inject themselves without knowing that and accidentally kill themselves.

[@voodoo_kenzie9581]

4:33 oh well at least it looks like he’s got charcoal now

[@asherhovell]

8:09 Heck yeah, that's why spongebobs on Netflix. You're WRONG Damien, we win.

[@michealsweeny3610]

The best part of the day is your uploads your laugh makes all stress melt away

[@sebastianseba5285]

I hear a 25 year old and a 16 year old at the same time

[@chhvloe]

When Damien Double Posts Two Days In A Row: *Happy Noises*

[@lilmizjoker6756]

Its okay, the "work free drug place" got me too 😂 i was confused with you

[@nomadicmussel2879]

'LEEKESTER'?!?!?! ITS LESTER Edit: the pronunciation that is

[@izzythetrashposter5710]

it's not an easy word

[@Red-rr3ku]

wow nobody cares about how he said cents when it was p

[@its_mlik]

It's pronounced Lester? Good to know, cuz I've been pronouncing it as lie sester

[@diablorises]

Everybody wants to down Americans for using the imperial system, but the Europeans have some pretty unpronouncable words...... There's got to be a middle ground somewhere.

[@petermarsella6537]

@@TheBurntFish453 Tl;Dr, British words are difficult to pronounce, everybody is chill except the people telling us to chill normally I say this as a joke, but this time I actually can confirm. A large number of words/towns are near impossible to pronounce. "Worcestershire" is one such example. One might think this is easy, just by looking at it, but it's one of the most mispronounced words I'm aware of. But I would like to also comment on the "chill it's not an easy word to pronounce" argument. We are being very chill. Both me and most comments correcting his pronunciation of "Leicester". Hell, even I pronounced that wrong before reading some of the comments here and I will probably make the mistake out of habit.

[@GothBoyUK]

Leicester is pronounced Lester, just for future reference. Love you Damo, big time. X

[@meteormashup8497]

The British city of leekester

[@ScaredCat4]

I died when he said that

[@neovo903]

yep

[@danielfield2570]

I bet every Brit died when he absolutely butchered that pronunciation tbh

[@izzpotseye8521]

My home and city leekester

[@kadlando6492]

6:10 actually that hiw it works Too much air and the blood vessel wont have enough space for both blood and air thefore resulting in death or some serious problems Ps: dont correct me if im wrong lol

[@spookispoopi6840]

(It’s called an air embolism, it blocks the blood flow and it causes cardiac arrest or just cuts off blood flow to the brain and will inevitably kill you.)

[@spookispoopi6840]

The minimum cc’s for it to happen would be 10cc

[@saulgoodmangaming8075]

disadadi saline

[@aaaj.1141]

I'm dead 😂. Walked outside about to mow my lawn as someone else is already mowing their's. Then Damien comes in like. "Hey quit your mowing." 😂😂😂 Perfect timing

[@itschewsday5252]

Me before Damien uploads: :( Me when Damien uploads: :)

[@lt.kermit82]

Why don’t we freeze oxygen so when ice melts it’s releases o2 later “Oh it’s big brain time”

[@lucario774pika]

Dude, LIQUID oxygen is extremely dangerous. Only trained professionals are allowed to even be near the stuff. Saying it's very volatile is a massive understatement. The stuff is used to make rocket fuel. How dangerous do you think FROZEN oxygen would be?

[@cXrMedia]

Lucario774 Pika idk i breathe oxygen probs would be dead by now

[@cXrMedia]

Lieutenant General Bear Dog it’s. a joke

[@ProtocolAbyss]

Lucario774 Pika R/wooosh

[@sadCasserole]

@@lucario774pika bruh

[@nikothomas6660]

As an Englishman the pronunciation of Leicester as “leekester” caused me physical pain. Great video though.

[@quinnkelly1797]

Imagine he attempts Gloucestershire lmao

[@relief1475]

Or a pronunciation of any Welsh area

[@nikothomas6660]

@@relief1475 nobody can pronounce the names of welsn towns. not even welsh people.

[@relief1475]

@@nikothomas6660 ahh welcome to Gc7fyofpvdxufjggjdo we are famous for our amazing stuff

[@Eyeball44]

Ik me too I was born there

[@MENLoVER3K]

Damien : I Have A Big Brain And I'm Not Afraid To Use It Also Damien : I Dunno, I'm A Dumb Man

[@lardass42069]

6:13 sorry but imma have to correct you. Assuming that the oxygen was in a gaseous state if injected could lead to a heart attack, killing whoever injected said oxygen into the bloodstream. Even if it’s nitrogen, carbon dioxide, etc. If any gas gets into the bloodstream, it will kill whoever injected it. Also maybe don’t put me on r/ithinkimsmart I just wanted to correct somethings

[@kelvinmann7993]

Some things*

[@devilsknight]

How would it kill whoever injected it??

[@lardass42069]

Devils Knight By introducing a gas into the bloodstream it interrupts the heard when passing through a valve. The valves are used to pump liquids, not air. When this happens it will stop the flow of blood causing the person to go into shock due to a heart attack. That’s why in movies and such you see surgeons or athletes that are using steroids squirt some out in order to keep any gas out of their bloodstream

[@sherylplemon9467]

Injecting air into the bloodstream can cause "air embolism" which is like air bubbles in the blood stream. It can simulate a heart attack or stroke. It's not guaranteed to kill you, but it's not safe either.

[@devilsknight]

@@lardass42069 Still not explaining how its ganna kill whoever injects it. Example: If i inject it into someone else (im the who). Hows it goin to kill me? There are thousands of valves in the blood stream. They dont pump anything!

[@hippsthehippo9804]

Petition for Damien to make a ASMR of him laughing for an hour

[@joonaporkka1770]

no . sry

[@A1_Deb]

that's not how ASMR works lol

[@joonaporkka1770]

@@A1_Deb Yes it does because laugh can trigger Autonomous Meritian Sensory responses... not sure if i spelled right

[@Deathray5005]

3:30 was a joke. Putting it on r/facepalm is just a "Wooosh" moment.

[@billiondollar8988]

Giorno Giovanna jojo

[@janeferraren]

r/itswooooshwithfouro's

[@richardm.5205]

Muda muda...muda?

[@baconzz]

r/ok

[@theguynexttoyou3264]

r/woosh happy now?

[@masterhawk3147]

My art teacher thought Africa was a country

[@cheetochix7809]

This kid my cousin’s high school thought we lived inside the earth.....and she thought every time we go outside we go outer space.....she thought this for 17 years....

[@angelhunni]

I'm watching currently while spongebob is currently on Netflix . (You lied you poopoo)

[@bruhwhat.]

Olivia Chen what?

[@nanos1267]

It's only available in certain countries, I think Damien is in America which doesn't have it.

[@danielp.3148]

In Germany we only have the first movie

[@mariojumpman2193]

@@danielp.3148 Same here in the Netherlands 😕

[@bombergamer2397]

Olivia Chen it’s called us Netflix and Canadian Netflix they have bobs burgers we have spongebob

[@N1ght2098]

8:43-9:15 So we're not gonna talk about the stupidity of this?

[@blisqo5276]

Nope

[@erierierierierie]

No we're not

[@N1ght2098]

@Lil Firbit same

[@forthelasttime4005]

It is cheating, though

[@sleepyote]

If I ever feel like I'm a bad partner, I at least know I'm nothing like she is.

[@Bee-oh5lh]

These videos make me being stuck in the bathroom much more tolerable.

[@mizu_tempest352]

6:16 you would still die because oxygen is a gas you should not have gas in your bloodstream

[@tinaring4802]

The More You Know

[@spongebobsquarepants9203]

The facepalm is that he didn’t get the joke

[@Buhllake]

@@spongebobsquarepants9203 both the broccoli and oxygen comments were jokes made at the anti vaxxers facepalm comment.

[@spongebobsquarepants9203]

Buhllake I know

[@zunnyzpec9609]

You know there is already oxygen in your blood

[@robertw6894]

5:40 Dude I read that dude's book "Rocket Boys" Homer Hickam sure knows how to write a book.

[@juney6577]

You saying leek-ester when talking about Leicester gives me life

[@kennethboysel4871]

It was funny that you called out the people for mowing while you recorded but ironically dude just started mowing a couple yards away while I was trying to watch lmao

[@katy7355]

The way he pronounced Leicester killed me a bit inside

[@haroldinhoo1655]

I literally got surprised af

[@shahadfazil6985]

Is it pronounced lesster?

[@oliorum]

Shahad fazil yes

[@mohamedelseidy6904]

1:14 there was actually a 4 year old who got stabbed(he’s ok) by his dad and call 911 and told them that his dad killed him with a knife. He genuinely thought he was dead

[@daashazireael6613]

Poor baby

[@dagoop6281]

Plz stop Damian my phone needs to charge please it’s 4 percent

[@rodmunduruca2587]

Nicholas Vlogs bruh

[@dagoop6281]

Ok it’s 63 percent now thank u

[@patrick-up1409]

@@dagoop6281 bruh

[@LucDaMan4]

69 likes

[@aguccislide6132]

Lucas Mackel nice

[@handysamoan8304]

As soon as he said "stop mowing your lawn, I'm making a video!" my dad was mowing the lawn.

[@jacksch0ey]

emkay i’m sorry to say that’s not how you pronounce “leicester” - it’s “leh-ster” not “lee-kester”

[@jacksch0ey]

most americans say it like that or “lye-chester”. same with worcester sauce, it’s pronounced “wuh-ster”

[@ngagehostile]

is it just me or does damien just naturally turn into chills at random times

[@cryptozoologish]

Leek what😂

[@ngagehostile]

@@cryptozoologish chills, the number 15 guy 😂

[@duchi882]

*That moment* when Pewds accidentally killed Peepee Poopoo with the thing that was about to heal him

[@crackingkraken242]

That moment when you make a pewdiepie reference in a completely different youtubers comment section Like an ass hat

[@rubyr0f]

@@crackingkraken242 they mean it's a facepalm

[@g0ffm0thh]

@@crackingkraken242 that moment you put down another person's comment without anything else to contribute instead of just ignoring it :)

[@tseye2478]

Damien: It is 100 degrees in my room, Every country outside of Alaska and America: BRO U GOOD DO YOU NEED MY HEKP

[@danielnewell843]

Steve Jobs was about two months old when Albert Einstein died. So, Steve Jobs must be pretty good.

[@Aria_Morningstar]

9:44 But how is that a face palm, that happens. It really does.

[@baraenjoyer5073]

I mean, doing it to their date wouldn't be ok either

[@Aria_Morningstar]

@@baraenjoyer5073 exactly, so I don't see how its a facepalm

[@mdnght5592]

: Espeon : Because the dumbasses that made the ad thinks that raping your date while unconscious is fine? What I don’t get is how you don’t

[@sammer1097]

@@mdnght5592 You have clearly misunderstood the sign. They are not in any way trying to justify rape and there is nothing dumb about it. Unconsciousness never even came up; they are saying that incest is inexcusable. I don't see how you could possibly have interpreted it the way you did. The ad is no facepalm.

[@MrAnt-sf2sk]

Damian: spongebob will never be on Netflix Nickelodeon and Netflix: I’m gonna stop you right there

[@Liam-ze6ex]

The way he said Leicester tho

[@mitty9109]

"Spongebob will never be on Netflix" But it is, Damien

[@waffles6280]

1:43 It's obvious they just don't want the French.

[@izzyl2916]

Poor Leicester damn "lee-kester" maybe I'm actually crying 😂👌 Damien it's pronounced "less-ter"

[@AutumnintheNorth]

Related note: Worcester is pronounced "Woo-ster" (or "Woo-stah" if you're from South Boston) and "Worcestershire" (like the sauce) is "Woo-ster-shur."

[@lamebrothers1621]

Izzy L You mean lester?

[@miaosov]

I've been pronouncing it "ly-chester" heh whoops

[@izzyl2916]

@@lamebrothers1621 nah not quite

[@smartmars603]

I thought it was, "*lie*-kester" thank you for clarifying.

[@jakesouthern4050]

8:10 *laughs in UK where spongebob is on Netflix*

[@ontsporen]

Yes

[@pd2107]

5:17 “leekester”- Damien 2019

[@raulw858]

I gain too much joy from Damien not being able to pronounce words

[@abigalesims5825]

I agree but the way he pronounced Leciester just hurt me on the inside.

[@aceofhearts41]

Someone please make a compilation of Damien's laugh. I need that shit in my life

[@crazybread1171]

The way he says Leicester “leekester” it’s said like lester

[@yes2074]

Big Cringe

[@Gamer-dr6ui]

5:15 😂😂 Leicester pronounced as “leek-Ester” 😂

[@yespls8281]

I love the fact that the NASA story was real. I tought it was a joke or something.

[@hokage1997]

Ikr. Furries even facepalmed at it when she first posted it XD

[@verycool1132]

@@hokage1997 Furries are mentally ill.

[@dracomeister7684]

Very Cool nice profile pick Furry

[@verycool1132]

@@dracomeister7684 Sorry if this is a dumb question, is that a joke?

[@joeyknight8272]

@@verycool1132 you're a furry

[@Reixuria]

A girl said in my class What is Asia This is year 8 (grade 7) Later on she said Where is scotland.... Being a geography lover this infuriates me But when it comes to tik tok and celebrities she has an entire bible chapter about them

[@captain_khaos]

@Lil_Synergy oh you absolute madlad

[@izzya5706]

Bible chapters aren't that long... The Bible consists of "books" which consists of chapters which have verses

[@diablorises]

@@izzya5706 there's a few chapters in there that have some decent length to them. I think one good example of that would either be Psalms or Job. I can't remember right off hand tho.

[@diablorises]

@@captain_khaos r/madlads maybe??

[@Reixuria]

Lil_Synergy *trump voice* You’re not supposed to do that

[@shtevemclaren1570]

The fact he said Leicester as Leek-es-ter cracked me up