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@bitchplease76024 жыл бұрын
Girl: tries to eat octopus alive Octopus: fights back obviously Girl: *suprised pikachu face*
@GeorgeMonet4 жыл бұрын
Octopus: "You should have gone for the head."
@rxscydanie4 жыл бұрын
Octopus : *I am far more superior than you*
@Mr.Pocket4 жыл бұрын
Octopus:nothin personal kid
@doc47544 жыл бұрын
I hope the prox alive animal she tries to eat, eat's her fuckin face
@su_wako4 жыл бұрын
T E N T A C L E S
@TheStitchpanda4 жыл бұрын
Fish can drown. It happens when their water didn't circulate oxygen, hence needing a bubbler in your tank.
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
Dumb fish
@llamasarenice67914 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay :^|
@aurilio56334 жыл бұрын
hmm that wouldnt be "Drowning" per say, it'd be oxygen deprivation (suffocation etc) its just like us, air wont kill us unless there is something wrong with it, same with fish
@TheStitchpanda4 жыл бұрын
@@aurilio5633 I suppose. Drowning is defined as 'death caused by being underwater and not being able to breathe' but that seems more focused on creatures with lungs.
@kevinzheng73734 жыл бұрын
@@aurilio5633 Yeah, it would be like if the air was pure nitrogen. I can't say I'm drowning, I can only say I'm suffocating.
@Tkdboy-gk1wk4 жыл бұрын
15:37 for those that don’t get it, the Blue-Ringed Octopus is up there with the Box Jellyfish among the most venomous animals in the world. Those blue rings are flashed as a warning against potential predators, and their saliva has enough venom to kill over 20 people.
@cake28534 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that was bugging me.
@victorfalcon51524 жыл бұрын
Your knowledge is appreciated.
@kiragwen87824 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@grungehamster84 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@Peasthedumb60314 жыл бұрын
Justfortecomments thank you, that one had confused me
@seroberts3 жыл бұрын
I READ THE TITLE AND THOUGHT IT SAID "TESTICULAR REVENGE" I'M CRYING
@Elfilinfan3 жыл бұрын
Oof
@zachm84373 жыл бұрын
Dang you got pizza rolls for selling your soul? I only got a fidget spinner and a 200 count assorted tic-tac container.
@mftemi3 жыл бұрын
Wow so perhaps im not the only one
@justastaythatwillnotbename29903 жыл бұрын
Dayum
@dindjarrin83243 жыл бұрын
It didn’t?
@dawsonmacneil65304 жыл бұрын
I recognize that MacDonald’s sign. That’s actually in my town and every day I would go past it I couldn’t stop laughing
@andreastheginger4 жыл бұрын
MacDonalds
@andreastheginger4 жыл бұрын
That isn't a place
@johnappleseed26094 жыл бұрын
ThatBoiAndreas bone Apple tea
@deficant26464 жыл бұрын
R/imaredditusergetfunniedhaha
@sneakerworldwide4 жыл бұрын
@@deficant2646 hypocritic isn't it?
@Beaglefan4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being dumb enough to try to eat something that isn't dead, and play the victim LOL. Its like saying "I am going to take your life from you, stay still"
@Ohyeahyeah.mp44 жыл бұрын
You try to torture the octopus, it bites ya shit, now YOU ARE THE VICTIM? I have seen pocket lint with more braincells than her
@pixiethecanary76664 жыл бұрын
And its apparently its culture in korea
@ava_a3134 жыл бұрын
@@pixiethecanary7666 Idk. Many Koreans said the opposite. Honestly, it's fucked up nomatter what. 😂
@Ohyeahyeah.mp44 жыл бұрын
@ChubbyCupcake ooh ohno
@Beaglefan4 жыл бұрын
Never liked dogs
@sosansational4 жыл бұрын
"lifeguard fired for saving a man's life" sounds like when mr. incredible got sued for saving that guy who was trying to commit suicide.
@fork42074 жыл бұрын
Yeah isn’t there like a video about this dumb bitch basically saying she was “raped” buy a guy while she was unconscious underwater even tho the guy was just trying to help.
@mythmage82314 жыл бұрын
It gets worse. Legally, a woman can rape a man and sue him for child support.
@susnatural34844 жыл бұрын
Its also like when a guy got arrested for saving his dogs life
@beastwarsFTW4 жыл бұрын
@李威志 Isn't there a thing called The Good Samaritan Law that prevents crap like this?
@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou1864 жыл бұрын
Warboss West there’s supposed to be but some people just forget it exists and try to sue anyways
@cherry_vine04013 жыл бұрын
The guiness world record book lady was literally one of the most gorgeous people I've ever seen. The gay in me couldn't even handle
@lumaabbas69153 жыл бұрын
You know the rules and so do i
@HeavyBruh3 жыл бұрын
Getting rick rolled by an profile picture
@beealgeier83263 жыл бұрын
I agree with this statement
@__ok.3 жыл бұрын
Your….profile picture…. Did I just Rick roll myself by seeing that picture, then hearing the song in my head-?
@Cemeterygirll3 жыл бұрын
@@lumaabbas6915 underrated
@naturegeek334 жыл бұрын
Random story Lol my school plays songs instead of having a bell. They accidentally played pumped up kicks for a couple weeks. That was fun Edit: Spelling and to all the dudes saying it didn't actually happen, look at the replies. Its happens to many others. And to all the peeps commenting on the 'accident' i meant a student did it on purpose but the school played it without realizing P.S. thx for the likes and comments didn’t expect this to blow up
@exalion4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@rasen-shinobi81254 жыл бұрын
They're asking for it
@UnknownUser-jo9nr4 жыл бұрын
@Leesydan1705 nah I believe him tbh
@filthyweeb67964 жыл бұрын
My Australian friend had the same thing happen
@danielgarridomartinez74214 жыл бұрын
@@UnknownUser-jo9nr mine did the same, a lot of them do it cus its less anoying
@watergamer64464 жыл бұрын
i don't care what you say "i live in scotland" "why" is the best conversation in this video
@wamuuthepoleperson1684 жыл бұрын
Yeah but why though?
@agw24684 жыл бұрын
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 because he's scottish?
@DoctorTerrible4 жыл бұрын
AGW24 Maybe the dude was a greek philosopher
@zerogbot234 жыл бұрын
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 None of us know why we do we just do
@burntoutbones4 жыл бұрын
@@wamuuthepoleperson168 hey I mean I am part Mexican, British, French, and Irish but I don't live in Mexico, England, France, or Ireland
@iamanonymoushoweveryousayi31634 жыл бұрын
“What if Zelda was a girl?” *Link doesn’t deserve Rule 63. Nor Rule 34.*
@gnomechef22364 жыл бұрын
Already an official character. Linkle.
@noneunknown50034 жыл бұрын
Link doesn't even deserve Rule 5457!
@Qe2egg4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I'm the only person who knows that shit in the fake world doesn't effect real life
@stonkman17054 жыл бұрын
Link to r34 please
@goblinslayer3104 жыл бұрын
we all do... we all do...
@whenyougodown2283 жыл бұрын
I read the title as "Testicular revenge" and many thoughts came into my head at the same time.
@guncatto26253 жыл бұрын
Oh no oh shit what have you done
@SunnyBoltz3 жыл бұрын
SAME FRIEND
@superpotatogod3 жыл бұрын
You mean that isn't the title?
@thecheshiregames80133 жыл бұрын
Hentai. Your welcome.
@toonlink53992 жыл бұрын
OH GOD NO
@zyriantel96013 жыл бұрын
"Anyone who plays video games past 21 is a lost cause" Correct, I am 25 and a living pile of shit, so fittingly, I ruin people's lives in Mario Kart.
@insaincaldo3 жыл бұрын
@EnchantingEcho One of those are true.
@flappyjay_gaming3 жыл бұрын
ive been playing since i was 3. its been 8 years. boy am i a real mistake
@insaincaldo3 жыл бұрын
@@flappyjay_gaming Kid you haven't even had time to make mistakes.
@Candykidofth3 жыл бұрын
How dare you ruin their Mario Kart lives
@JOOSEBOXES3 жыл бұрын
@@insaincaldo math exams: OH YEAH?!
@RoninOwin17384 жыл бұрын
This makes Mii want to commit a war crime.
@cjrockone4 жыл бұрын
You just did
@gavinos.pizzeria16484 жыл бұрын
Nicro would not be happy.
@Paul-hq7gf4 жыл бұрын
Sup conways
@Hekza00244 жыл бұрын
conway?
@iainmacdonald76844 жыл бұрын
It's fine except when they call others idiots
@marsmonke41604 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is the reason why the Power Rangers say their color.
@Kimber_0724 жыл бұрын
*egg ranger*
@Johndoe200I4 жыл бұрын
@@Kimber_072 NUT RANGER
@AtlanticBoii4 жыл бұрын
abacus ranger, hah, power rangers Dino supercharge
@len67674 жыл бұрын
White po......wait a minute
@128ajb_02_Music4 жыл бұрын
White ranger please leave this chat.
@flameepidemic48393 жыл бұрын
The lady who lost her limbs to the dog? “Her” refers to the dog who licked a cut she had that was so infected with some rare..thing..and had to get amputated. She still kept the dog and doesnt blame it for anything
@skankhunt333 жыл бұрын
Her refers to the dog?
@flameepidemic48393 жыл бұрын
@@skankhunt33 yeah in the vid he said something (its been a week and i dont wanna rewatch it) i think he was confused on the wording of “she still loves her” or something like that
@hiba_stxr2 жыл бұрын
A
@communismwithgiggles25154 жыл бұрын
"Did you just ask why I live in Scotland?" I honestly thought he was gonna follow up with "That's a fair question."
@cassi_brooks95544 жыл бұрын
Oof 😂
@brakerotor17134 жыл бұрын
LEAVE IT AT 69
@souusa20074 жыл бұрын
Josh Raymond no
@brakerotor17134 жыл бұрын
@@souusa2007 why tho, is meme number
@residentkane3 жыл бұрын
@@brakerotor1713 it's also not that important.
@Katastrophe20074 жыл бұрын
“She’s about to hit 1B followers,” **Beyoncé: 99.9M followers** Me: yup Me: Me: wait- that would be 100M, not 1B-
@nactoby4 жыл бұрын
I realize by this comment lol
@CircusSabre4 жыл бұрын
I Ruined the 69 likes
@pencilbeam77484 жыл бұрын
How could you
@gubadagoober4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit it took me a while
@lucienaras21654 жыл бұрын
it goes perfectly with " 4/10 americans hate math, a majority "
@m.a.ddragon9394 жыл бұрын
A god damn *blue ringed octopus.* They tell us in primary school to never touch these things, that guys gotta be a tourist right? Otherwise I feel great shame for my country lol
@f0x1ro14 жыл бұрын
How dangerous is that thing exactly? I live in Russia, we don't have a lot of animals with strong toxins or poison here.
@dreamydecima59854 жыл бұрын
@@f0x1ro1 according to a google search, the venom they produce is 1000 times stronger than cyanide. One bite will kill you in minutes
@teddyprograde40464 жыл бұрын
Huh, I’ve legit never heard of them
@m.a.ddragon9394 жыл бұрын
Teddy Prograde they are small and pretty but do not touch them
@teddyprograde40464 жыл бұрын
@@m.a.ddragon939 will do, thanks for letting me know
@velka0bananas7643 жыл бұрын
"You don't matter. Worry" Understandable, I'll be burning in hell.
@frisksbutt82933 жыл бұрын
Sans: *Yup just like I said*
@Gingerninja443 жыл бұрын
Goofy is a dog right
@GhaniKeSawah3 жыл бұрын
oh ok cool
@jamiesmith66324 жыл бұрын
No one: Karen: I will let my kids die instead of playing video games where they can respawn.
@MOHA08024 жыл бұрын
Bro, Karen aint gonna reboot them.
@stikes16944 жыл бұрын
Sunburnt- Lizard I can change that
@MOHA08024 жыл бұрын
@@stikes1694 U cant they playing squads and they are four players.
@stikes16944 жыл бұрын
Rafael Suprayogi ...........
@stikes16944 жыл бұрын
Rafael Suprayogi can we share?
@r.j.penfold4 жыл бұрын
Well, as long as the blue ringed octopus doesn't feel threatened, that person will be fine. That said DON'T TOUCH RANDOM WILDLIFE!
@EmKay4 жыл бұрын
But they're fun to play with :( We are Gods and they are but our Playthings :)
@r.j.penfold4 жыл бұрын
@@EmKay Okay. But don't come cryin' to me when you get stunk or bit or envenomated by some rando creature, lol. ;)
@jaythasneakerheadayejwhere73804 жыл бұрын
Umm she was planning to eat it lol
@phantasmarina4 жыл бұрын
That was a different photo.
@phantasmarina4 жыл бұрын
@whoever the person above me is smh it didn’t tag you
@Mr.Bonesss5324 жыл бұрын
Technically fish can drown if there isn’t enough oxygen in the water but whatever
@tubbysza4 жыл бұрын
wait- but then it isn't water- water is H2O
@Mr.Bonesss5324 жыл бұрын
Name: Sza6 no I should have clarified my comment and this answer has to do a bit with chemistry but I’ll make it simple there are things that dissolve others called solvents water acts like a solvent for oxygen as in there oxygen stored in the water if there was no extra oxygen stored in the water the fish would choke to death because they wouldn’t be able to separate the oxygen from the hydrogen
@sipapi11314 жыл бұрын
Mr.bonesss okay neek.
@thesabre84584 жыл бұрын
it would be the fish equivalent of asphyxiation
@yurirubicmijares3674 жыл бұрын
I can agree with this. That's why people with aquariums/fish bowls do replace some water once or twice a week.
@cloudedhearts70333 жыл бұрын
9:39 What's wrong with that? Sex isn't the only thing needed for a loving relationship. My gf and I are Ace and have been together for 6 years and have never done anything sexual.
@denimjacketsandjorts82542 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@gitpho Жыл бұрын
Came here to say this! Asexual doesn't necessarily mean aromantic. Perpetuating this misconception makes it even harder for ace people to date and find love.
@TheMysticalSerpent6 ай бұрын
@@gitpho Wait whats the difference between asexual and aromantic? Genuinely curious
@Shizuu_z3 ай бұрын
@@TheMysticalSerpent asexual = no sexual aromantic = no romantic
@TheMysticalSerpent3 ай бұрын
@@Shizuu_z What's both? Aroace?
@campanamanuel16144 жыл бұрын
"Girl gets attacked by octopus" I think we all know were this is going
@princessoftheworld11074 жыл бұрын
....😶
@at-bazelgeuse4 жыл бұрын
@Competition For LOST hentai
@Ravertine4 жыл бұрын
why why did you have to engrain that image
@Sakiediaz3 жыл бұрын
*nOoO-*
@daeyangshi3 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@Ayazmen1234 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard Robin I was still salty about Damien leaving. Now he's one of my favourites alongside daddy Damien himself
@stonebearfist27104 жыл бұрын
Wait he left, when?
@Ayazmen1234 жыл бұрын
Robin came to emkay because Damien left a few months back
@dreamsicle31134 жыл бұрын
Why did Damien leave? Purely curious, I adore all these guys.
@tokufire89894 жыл бұрын
Wait Damien left??? Where did he go
@Ayazmen1234 жыл бұрын
Damien left emkay on good terms a few months back I'm pretty sure there is a video addressing this
@brendaoidi40784 жыл бұрын
Tentacular: Exist Random hentai artist: Its free real estate
@PrimDidEverythingWrong4 жыл бұрын
SAO: haha, tentacle hope vroom
@cat1574 жыл бұрын
*internal suffering*
@elizabethmay49444 жыл бұрын
Bad Decisions OH YEAH
@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi95004 жыл бұрын
Lol
@88Switches2 жыл бұрын
''ONE GIANT SIZE SHIT BITCH BEAR'' I laughed so hard for about 20 minutes! I don't know why that's so funny but damn it nearly killed me
@amebee7094 жыл бұрын
me: *hasn’t watched emkay in a while* wheres Damian? everyone: i haven't heard that name in years
@loafd-s4int5544 жыл бұрын
what even happened to Damian? i havent watched emkay in forever
@idunno33094 жыл бұрын
Its been 84 years
@jonastehonica57694 жыл бұрын
Cheese yeah where did he go
@amebee7094 жыл бұрын
sans undertale Ye but we’re asking why he left
@tikilo69154 жыл бұрын
Cheese i think mental health issues was the main reason. he made a community post about why but i forgot the reason
@Lecommenter09874 жыл бұрын
When he says Chile as “seelay” *-I’m-*about to commit a hate crime
@rayensaavedra98664 жыл бұрын
si wn
@matthewlarson7384 жыл бұрын
Someone doesn't understand Spanish.
@sandy2674 жыл бұрын
Actually, a lot of people don't know how to pronounce Chile, every time I say Chile, they look confused. English people pronounce Chile like "chilli" XD
@sabita94064 жыл бұрын
Pucha, yo venía a comentar esa weá ajdjgshfj.
@martinschmidt57604 жыл бұрын
Cuando lo dice?
@D_1_O4 жыл бұрын
"I've been a lost cause since I was 8." Never have I related so much to anything I ever heard.
@jamesford52264 жыл бұрын
I was since I was 1 beat that
@r0ad_killer7583 жыл бұрын
2:44 Zelda is already a girl, she's a princess, LINK on the other hand, is a boy, the character who tries to save the princess and stop Ganondorf from getting the 2 Triforces.
@t-janice51853 жыл бұрын
I was about to correct u like: "2 triforces, don't u mean 3???" but then I remembered that he already had one at the beginning of the game and felt so ashamed of myself because this franchise is the first I ever rly got invested in as a child 🤦♀️👌
@r0ad_killer7583 жыл бұрын
@@t-janice5185 Lol I've never played any of the games I just knew that lol
@t-janice51853 жыл бұрын
@@r0ad_killer758 NOW IM EVEN MORE ASHAMED OF MYSELF CUZ I PLAYED THE FIRST ONE A MILLION TIMES AND STILL FORGOT IT AHHHHHH!
@r0ad_killer7583 жыл бұрын
@@t-janice5185 lol
@ffxfgxsfxxxg24193 жыл бұрын
Link IS A GIRL in that one open world game
@MarluART4 жыл бұрын
"Mcdonalds offers 3 ways now?!" Ahh I see you've never had a McGangbang.
@funnymeme18474 жыл бұрын
Badabababaa _I’m ‘lovin it._
@Zeebas4 жыл бұрын
I had to search it up and that can go either way but its the first: Hol' up
@crestianroxas47824 жыл бұрын
@@funnymeme1847 ooohh... That's gonna A: now have a new meaning, and B well... Your gonna wanna get some biogel caus DAMN your gonna be sore tomorrow!!!
@austinm.98324 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the "I'd hit that" ad campaign.
@theoddtrashcan71044 жыл бұрын
Funny Meme so you see there’s this guy called god
@c4tn1p_f4ygo94 жыл бұрын
Karen: AdUlTs ShOuLd NoT pLaY gAmEs That one grandma that plays animal crossing: what’s your point? # stop Karen 2020
@Mare_Man4 жыл бұрын
*Skyrim Grandma disliked that*
@roxtsu4 жыл бұрын
*Candy Crush Grandma disliked that*
@eduardojara69554 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure there is a grandpa who still plays his gameboy, too play pokemon
@eldorito20364 жыл бұрын
Theres a grandna that plays fps games
@negative60574 жыл бұрын
Shes called Audie cause the fox character was named after her
@noelhutchins73664 жыл бұрын
I want to spin the Flat-Earthers' cogs right here: What is supposedly on the other side of the earth-coin; How deep can industries bore before breaching that side: What do Flat-Earthers imagine will happen in that instance: Does gravity drain out: will space-air leak into our atmosphere and poison us: Can NASA colonize the other side and say it's another planet for conspiracy sake: Is the lid made of anything valuable: where is the lids surface?
@BirbBoiYT4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@swivelshivel65764 жыл бұрын
I can feel my soul melting out of my eyes
@hephaistosthesmith20694 жыл бұрын
The flat earther say that there is no gravity and there is no lid, it's just that the countries stop us from going beyond the pole
@Theratratsratingly4 жыл бұрын
Send them all to space then the sun
@williamharmon40394 жыл бұрын
@Toasted Productions I saw a post where a flat earther claimed if the world was round gravity would make all the water flow to the southern hemisphere. They don't even understand the idea of which way is down.
@snooglers3 жыл бұрын
12:49 He didn't... He yelled, "I'm the king of the world!"
@justincoleman38053 жыл бұрын
But he wasn’t royalty...so there
@boiledegg4272 жыл бұрын
@@justincoleman3805 exactly
@a_MhetOtw.43344 жыл бұрын
"she about to hit 1bill followers" *99.9 million* Me: Yare Yare Daze
@CrushDrinker4 жыл бұрын
Bruh that's so funny
@victrix74514 жыл бұрын
Soooooo funny...
@reisushi34594 жыл бұрын
I'm a jojo fan and this joke is cringy
@JG-js9ww4 жыл бұрын
@@reisushi3459 you're existence is cringy
@JustaDislikeButton4 жыл бұрын
@@reisushi3459 I know JoJo that's the one where you go around catching Pokémon right?
@begla4074 жыл бұрын
For the ones who didn’t know, the octopus is a blue ringed octopus. They can kill people in one bite. Just to make sure, the octopus in question is the one that was on the dudes hand.
@Mr.mee34 жыл бұрын
Thanks I have been scrolling through the comments to find out what this was lol
@S0ur_Cl0wns4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@michaprzyby50434 жыл бұрын
Oh shit i didnt know that an octopus can kill you like that.
@totodaj4 жыл бұрын
but didn't the guy in particular had liver cancer
@un_known_o-o4 жыл бұрын
also, the bite is almost painless and can hardly be felt
@migitri4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit orange. The color was called "yellow-red" before oranges were brought to the English-speaking parts of the world. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(word)
@BirbBoiYT4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know
@Dinoranger4324 жыл бұрын
:o thanks
4 жыл бұрын
Wait the link says wikepedia
@bruhbreh87624 жыл бұрын
fun fact:the orange is a actualy the color tangerine and the tangerine is the color orange
@catpoke95574 жыл бұрын
This is just like how violet used not to be a color..
@aprilchen12683 жыл бұрын
Wow that Guinness world record lady looks like she’s made out of obsidian- she’s literally so perfect looking and holds herself so elegantly
@loading...99204 жыл бұрын
9:38 bruh there are asexual people that get married and never have sex, why they gotta make an article about those two in particular?
@mageofdoomsie15984 жыл бұрын
Because some people just don’t understand asexuality, plus it’s a good headline that grabs attention.
@deatheye45764 жыл бұрын
@@mageofdoomsie1598 yeah nobody cares about asexuals
@panthera91514 жыл бұрын
Well, when did that newspaper come out? Could've been before asexuals started being more open about their sexuality. It's 2020 and they're still largely unacknowledged, even in the LGBTQ+ community.
@liamoneill88624 жыл бұрын
If I'm thinking of the same couple, these two aren't asexual but religious. Their reason for not having sex is something along the lines of "If it's special to abstain before marriage it must be twice as special to abstain after marriage". Apparently when they get in the mood the wife sprays herself with water and the husband eats a raw potato lol
@69_natalia_4204 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@capitanspoiler73934 жыл бұрын
who the hell thinks goofy is a cow? his old name was Dippy Dawg for Christ's sake
@ScarV_134 жыл бұрын
it's been confirmed, he is in fact a cow 😔
@AwesomeYena4 жыл бұрын
@@ScarV_13 He looks nothing like a cow, what a lie.
@capitanspoiler73934 жыл бұрын
@@ScarV_13 confirmed by WHAT?
@capitanspoiler73934 жыл бұрын
@TheCluelessBell they are trolling, this giantbomb1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/16/164924/2344152-dippy_dawg_1932.gif isn't a cow
@migitri4 жыл бұрын
@@ScarV_13 That's completely false. Goofy is a dog, not a cow. No reputable source has "confirmed" that he's a cow. www.snopes.com/fact-check/goofy-cow-or-dog/
@deleted84024 жыл бұрын
Anyone wondering what the Octopus was, it is a Blue-ringed Octopus, which carries enough venom to kill 26 adult humans depite its size, and the bites are painless with victims rarely not knowing they have been bit, until respiratory depression and paralysis begins, there is no Anti-Venom for the Blue-Ringed Octopus.
@greenmean64144 жыл бұрын
Sooooo you're saying she's dead
@greenmean64144 жыл бұрын
Sooooo you're saying she's dead
@wilderdalton33554 жыл бұрын
@@greenmean6414 no, the guy at 15:40 is dead
@raaston97614 жыл бұрын
so omiai wa mou shindeiru
@normalman9103 жыл бұрын
“This only happens once in history” 10 hours, 10 minutes, 10 seconds, and 1010 years later you can do this once again.
@tinksthesphynx29053 жыл бұрын
But there aren't 30 hours in a day...
@justincoleman38053 жыл бұрын
Not yet anyway.
@Sgt__Hawk3 жыл бұрын
It won't be the same. Except we use something like the Islamic calendar or they introduce a completely new calendar. Maybe not based on a fictional figure's live dates. And what are the chances for that to happen...
@Sgt__Hawk3 жыл бұрын
And for everyone else who missed the obvious (my personal facepalm...): Of course 20:20:20 2020 happened every single day in 2020 in every single time zone in the world. 2020 was a leap year. So there where 366 days in 2020. And there are currently 38 different time zones worldwide. So this "once in history" event happened 13,908 times already.
@nightshade91773 жыл бұрын
“What if Zelda was a girl?” Me, knowing absolutely no one is around: **facepalms** Do you wanna tell them or should I?
@jellydragon12933 жыл бұрын
Like same. Me:wait...isn't Zelda already a girl and it should say link instead or am i in a alternate universe and my perception of everything is absolutely off.
@jellydragon12933 жыл бұрын
Yes i know i am very late i just thought of going back to channels i like and watching old videos
@emmacheese61073 жыл бұрын
Even I know that and I don't game
@Meowmers1013 жыл бұрын
@@emmacheese6107 my great grandpa knows that and he’s fucking deceased
@Spacebugg3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until you someone answer
@isaachunter34183 жыл бұрын
15:37 ok so for those who dont know, that is an extremely venomous, octopus that can kill you.
@ameliashostak47643 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!! I went looking for this comment because I had no clue.
@Willduit3 жыл бұрын
Ah the blue ring octopus. Extremely deadly considering it is tiny.
@Azubi_Meatball43493 жыл бұрын
Just look up deadliest octopus
@alessandracarbonari39713 жыл бұрын
That girl:man i have hunger for death
@idontknowwhatiamdoin3 жыл бұрын
Ik
@mirayukinaruse25714 жыл бұрын
I love how Robin skips some posts cause they're just terrible to read.
@costco404 жыл бұрын
How do 200+ people like this and not even one... ONE.... ☝️, leave any sort of comment🤷♂️
@jamie-tu7vw4 жыл бұрын
CannaBuddy420 no comment
@codypenman49063 жыл бұрын
16:00 I love how that person said Microsoft killed dogs for their gamecubes, and then showed a pic of a ps controller. Edit: I don’t know why that post was in r/facepalm it was obviously satire
@tnt_wars21613 жыл бұрын
The person also apparently fucked up in basic addition because they said 5 dogs for 2 controllers.
i posted an entire comment on another video, and here's what it basically was: Microsoft owns XBOX, not the GameCube (that would be Nintendo), and "too", along with 2x2=4, not 5, and "gaymers" (though this might be intentional) AND, that's a PlayStation controller, and SONY owns playstation, AND those don't even look alike! AND, the red box surrounding the dog's nose doesn't match up with the zoomed in version! AND, the lines connecting the two red boxes with the playstation thumbsticks aren't connected to the top of the boxes!
@fatimarizvi9644 жыл бұрын
Coronavirus: Library book rearranged in size order by cleaner *My GOD.*
@Blackholebirb4 жыл бұрын
The absolute worst, you can no lonGER FIND BY AUTHOR
@axethannanth4 жыл бұрын
e
@hyphz4 жыл бұрын
Think it's a fake. Look at 10:16. The story says all the books in the library were reshelved, but the books on the back side of the visible shelf are not arranged by size.
@BentleyS63364 жыл бұрын
@@hyphz we can't see the top of those books to tell their size
@BentleyS63364 жыл бұрын
@@hyphz WAIT NVM you meant the shelf right behind, yeah it's probably fake I see it now
@hectorpaquot90804 жыл бұрын
Girl: **Tries to eat octopus** Octopus: *ⁿ⁰*
@arcticthewolfofficial69794 жыл бұрын
This is so fuckin underrated lmfao
@octoberon4 жыл бұрын
ⁿ⁰
@hectorpaquot90804 жыл бұрын
@@octoberon Thats actually better bro ima edit it
@NessaWyvern4 жыл бұрын
In Soviet Russia, Octopus eats you!
@ripper26654 жыл бұрын
How u make text small
@m3b024 жыл бұрын
My brain decided to read the title as "Testicular Revenge"
@mickaelscreations86734 жыл бұрын
Man nice brain
@tpayne70204 жыл бұрын
Now THAT would be an interesting article!
@Sam-fq5hc4 жыл бұрын
Ya beat me to it
@Soul-OnFire4 жыл бұрын
Thats 🐓 and 🏀 torture....
@apiz-chan25504 жыл бұрын
@@Soul-OnFire C H I C K E N & B A S K E T B A L L
@sofialopez-uv9yt3 жыл бұрын
8:22 actually that is correct, a gallon refers to the volume of a substance not the mass (volume ≠ mass). And since butane had a lower density than water (573 kg/mg^3 vs 997 kg/mg^3) then yeah, a gallon of butane weighs less than one of water.
@Gingerninja443 жыл бұрын
The more you know
@nineCryptids4 жыл бұрын
“It’s sexist and borderline racist” Me, a thicc Male: *press x to doubt*
@ashaler__4 жыл бұрын
Deacon I guess i'm a thicc nbi
@Mr.Pocket4 жыл бұрын
X
@derrickdawson81144 жыл бұрын
Deacon I guess X
@tsubakiofmelancholy62974 жыл бұрын
I prefer being called thicc than fat...
@Soul-OnFire4 жыл бұрын
Me too honestly oh wait im a woman apparently im thicc no matter what apparently 🤷♀️
@MizaryView4 жыл бұрын
Goofy was first introduced as a side character with the name "Dippy Dawg" he has always been a dog, never a cow. That is just a false rumor.
@tommythedinkster3754 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s literally first paragraph on the wiki that he’s a dog.
@feraligatorade994 жыл бұрын
@Darrell Williams more like interspecial? Cows and dogs are completely different species, not races.
@It_Is_Oylenox4 жыл бұрын
Not saying your wrong, but I looked it up once because I was curious and it said he was a cow
@It_Is_Oylenox4 жыл бұрын
@Darrell Williams okay
@ShinyShilla4 жыл бұрын
in my country the cow is in a relationship with a horse
@bigb2224 жыл бұрын
“Why is there a 0 birthday candle?” *Cries in 20 years old* Edit: nope, no thanks for likes.
@Zeptrio4 жыл бұрын
@Xiao Xiao wut ??
@theblabarmy4 жыл бұрын
*cries in 10, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 80, 90, 100 and so on years old*
"What if Zelda was a girl?" Me: **Hopeless screaming**
@SirMauredanius3 жыл бұрын
No, no. Hes hot a point
@shelbyg.88674 жыл бұрын
The thing that makes it funnier is that he spends like a second giving a reaction then goes right to the next one.
@jacklow96114 жыл бұрын
I fail to see the humor in that. It is annoying as all get out for me.
@Squishy25314 жыл бұрын
@@jacklow9611 The fuck kinda grammar is that? Yoda? Cookie Monster? Golem? Dobby?
@dotdot23194 жыл бұрын
Dee Wheatland called proper english
@Squishy25314 жыл бұрын
@@dotdot2319 Well I'm English and have clue what "It is annoying as all get out for me." Means. Please explain to me so I can have a better understanding of my own language. Thank you.
@joethemallard55144 жыл бұрын
Dee Wheatland "all get out" is a phrase that some people use. It's essentially like saying "it is annoying as all heck for me"
@Bongothemonkey4 жыл бұрын
"Playing video games is childish" Me who makes videos of stuffed animals: ._.
@kassu24014 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tonypeppermint53294 жыл бұрын
Also, Gamer Grandma exists.
@kizuragi48804 жыл бұрын
Ight Imma check you out
@dansvideosofawesome5154 жыл бұрын
GTA, Yandere Simulator, Mortal Kombat, etc.: Am I a joke to you?
@2dinsapo4 жыл бұрын
@@dansvideosofawesome515 Well, In my opinion, I think Yandere simulator is a joke. because of the development, There are so many problems with Yanderedev and his game.
@feralcyborggaming15314 жыл бұрын
"You don't matter. Worry." Yeah, that sums up my life.
@Totallytala34 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@mahimrajpandey62714 жыл бұрын
You mean your mind?
@feralcyborggaming15314 жыл бұрын
@@mahimrajpandey6271 can't it be both?
@mahimrajpandey62714 жыл бұрын
@@feralcyborggaming1531 I guess....
@Ackalan4 жыл бұрын
@@Totallytala3 9:53
@krillissueonshrimpment2 жыл бұрын
The goofy one relates so much to an argument I had in biology. We were so into whether goofy was a cow or a dog for like 15-20 minutes
@fakeglaring61374 жыл бұрын
Person: How do you spell orange? *Automatic facepalm*
@denniscuesta70094 жыл бұрын
Seriously i need to know
@lettucelettucelettuce4 жыл бұрын
Tanqr pfp
@yomama8634 жыл бұрын
@@lettucelettucelettuce you are using a rblx pfp tho
@dorkle90854 жыл бұрын
Dumbass it's Orangutan
@lettucelettucelettuce4 жыл бұрын
Baqir Karim I know...?
@elizamcmahon34514 жыл бұрын
Girl: tries to eat a live octopus Octopus: attacks Girl: hOw rUdE!!!
@ParleLeVu4 жыл бұрын
The octopus was actually just making a racist remark as revenge by slanting her eyes.
@jesuschrist71864 жыл бұрын
Revenge of the Hentai
@marc40104 жыл бұрын
@@jesuschrist7186 hahhaaha i knew this comment would happen
@abslzero4 жыл бұрын
@@marc4010 i was expecting people to comment that but i didnt expect jesus christ to comment it
@MeliodasTheHandsomeGuy4 жыл бұрын
@@abslzero lmao
@insanegenius21304 жыл бұрын
Karen: *iF YoU PLAy VIDeO gamES yOUr a loSt cauSe* Me: Well I know someone who is 35, loves video games and nerf guns, and is and Engaged Father of 1.
@smiley54014 жыл бұрын
I just realized being a professional gamer makes you more successful than regular jobs.
@andyiscominn84074 жыл бұрын
True and you can gain a decent amount of money
@josephstalin15274 жыл бұрын
@EmperorJuliusCaesar you belong in my gulag
@ImmortalLeaf4 жыл бұрын
EmperorJuliusCaesar get in Joseph Stalin’s gulag
@jahoto8184 жыл бұрын
body pillows don't count
@Pianomonium Жыл бұрын
9:54 if only "you matter. Don't worry." had a comma instead of a period after matter, then it'd be telling worry that it doesn't matter. "You don't matter, worry."
@MimuSan.4 жыл бұрын
For anyone who didn't understand the octopus one, it's a blue-ringed octopus. It's poisonous
@BrenTenkage4 жыл бұрын
venomous, its poisonous if it kills by you if you eat it, like the blue darted tree frog.
@Future_Doggo4 жыл бұрын
OCTODAD: THE SECOND FISHMENDMENT
@bec35814 жыл бұрын
Thanks, was looking for this
@angies83234 жыл бұрын
Karma.
@braxtonlimb5634 жыл бұрын
Thx
@alexisdrodriguez7854 жыл бұрын
Goofy is a dog Its confirmed in the "goofy success story " When he signed the contract his original name was Dippy dog
@clarelay50324 жыл бұрын
*farts in the chat*😏😏😏😏
@gewuerzwanze56274 жыл бұрын
ah yes and snoop dogg is a canine. bring me sufficient evidence to support you claim or stop spreading your propaganda
@idespisethisapp4 жыл бұрын
@@gewuerzwanze5627 I cant tell if you are serious or no please tell me you arent 😂😭
@gewuerzwanze56274 жыл бұрын
@@idespisethisapp thats the point.
@Obsolescent4 жыл бұрын
About thumbnail: *She get what She deserved*
@KatieBird934 жыл бұрын
Yes she did ☺
@MasterHall1174 жыл бұрын
Yup
@tateleonhardt14564 жыл бұрын
@B B wrong
@badgaming5384 жыл бұрын
B B dumb
@fiendfoliorealnotfake4 жыл бұрын
Your a kid Your a -squid- *octopus*
@aluthenasongsteel3 жыл бұрын
Goofy was actually introduced as the side character "Dippy Dawg," so he *is* a dog. Just that some folks took a joke article seriously
@MysteryKar4 жыл бұрын
woman: Thicc is a slur because we can' control our curves! probably that exact same woman: lol guys under 6'4 are manlets
@mcpugh4 жыл бұрын
Thicc is a compliment and yes you can control curves with certain workouts, diets, and genes affect it too.
@shadokie4 жыл бұрын
@@mcpugh I really wanna wooosh you but that's not how wooosh works so you're in the clear for now.
@livindeadghoul4 жыл бұрын
@@mcpugh Well it kinda depends on the culture. But in the States yeah it's a compliment
@sqocks82544 жыл бұрын
Yep
@blankslate74914 жыл бұрын
I like being called thicc when it's meant at a compliment
@actionjackson35224 жыл бұрын
"I live in Scotland." "Why?" Me: Maybe he wants to be neighbors with the Loch Ness Monster.
@matthewmchale23634 жыл бұрын
Action Jackson doesn’t even exist aha
@egge61454 жыл бұрын
nah...it's the deep fried mars bar
@thegourdisreal4 жыл бұрын
@@matthewmchale2363 Did you not get the joke
@kipers70194 жыл бұрын
Is Scotland even real? Tbh I don't think it is.
@matthewmchale23634 жыл бұрын
The All Powerful Gourd yeh I did aha
@omnikar54 жыл бұрын
15:59 “Microsoft” **says GameCube controller** 2 controllers * 2 dogs per controller **says 5 dogs** Picture **shows PlayStation controller** This definitely seems like satire
@SuperGoker644 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a fairly old meme: This is Blue-Eyes White Dragon *shows Agumon* He's my favorite Pokemon
@scypio81914 жыл бұрын
@@SuperGoker64 😂
@xcr8ivex7084 жыл бұрын
I started cussing for a minute straight
@twixter06124 жыл бұрын
Also 'gaymers'
@SomescreamingB0z02 жыл бұрын
2:54 As a full Scot this is absolutely hilarious. The way they asked why it was 10 and why they were in Scotland.
@kaon91014 жыл бұрын
"what if Zelda was a girl?" procees to print Female ver Link
@yeggplante4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@seantaggart73824 жыл бұрын
Ah genderbending, powerful and amazing art
@yourmum77674 жыл бұрын
Rule 63 has UNLIMITED POWER!
@yeggplante4 жыл бұрын
@@yourmum7767 Wtf is rule 63
@Surikoazimaet4 жыл бұрын
@@yeggplante "There will be a genderbent version."
@raptorious70904 жыл бұрын
6:15 believe it or not, this is how some Paleontologist tell the difference between which is a rock and which is a fossil. If its smooth, its a rock. But if it sticks to your tongue, its a fossil
@asmodeus3044 жыл бұрын
naughty rocks get licked
@RavensReverie4 жыл бұрын
reoreoreoreoreoreo
@crestianroxas47824 жыл бұрын
@@RavensReverie is that a JOJOKE? Also it's time to calm the hell down with your licks Kakyoin...
@jimboringo99584 жыл бұрын
Yim yum
@LakesideWoes4 жыл бұрын
*_Cronch_*
@FourZeroNineEight4 жыл бұрын
... "Microsoft" "On their Gamecube controller" *shows ps4 controller* "gaymers" Yeah, you totally know what you're talking about, boomer
@StmpnkKoala4 жыл бұрын
you forgot the 2+2=5 part
@KlassicGames4 жыл бұрын
Umm that's not a ps4 controller
@snakanter4 жыл бұрын
The only gaymers are the ones that play the-game-that-shall-not-be-named in 2020
@StmpnkKoala4 жыл бұрын
@@KlassicGames okay zoomer
@2miligrams4 жыл бұрын
@ウルフガール TLoZ fan Stacey "ps4" and "ps3" controllers have a big difference my dude, please research this. also the person who made this comment have not seen a ps4 controller. *(clap clap)*
@pattmahiney3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say, I was drinking some coke and the "Meghan closes a car door" one got me. I almost spit. That one was pretty funny 😂😂
@kyupin10754 жыл бұрын
14:23 "your eyes are so beautiful" "wtf i have NO CONTROL over how my EYES look how DARE you compliment them?!!??!"
@arabhero104 жыл бұрын
Ohhh man that cleaner is gonna have a murderous librarian hunting him down.
@zedo11034 жыл бұрын
Ooooooo I won't let u gooooooo
@johnappleseed26094 жыл бұрын
He is dead
@r.j.penfold4 жыл бұрын
Time to learn how to DM so I can make a D&D campaign about this.
@f0-f093 жыл бұрын
0:34 isn't a facepalm, it's genius that could never be rivaled by anyone else
@kh28664 жыл бұрын
"Couples but never had sex for years. Still deeply in love. I doubt. " As an ace I am offended. Edit: don't get offended by what I said it's only a joke.
@liam_ricther19034 жыл бұрын
Hi my fellow ace Want some cake in these trying times?
@kh28664 жыл бұрын
@@liam_ricther1903 yes please ;-;
@liam_ricther19034 жыл бұрын
@@kh2866 as aces we should help eachother Here You can have it 🍰
@dork_mork69534 жыл бұрын
I was also definitely caught off guard by that lol. Like even if you’re not ace, sex isn’t everything in a relationship (even if it is for a lotta people).
@liam_ricther19034 жыл бұрын
@@dork_mork6953 *nod nod* agree
@bufferingsign3 жыл бұрын
EmKay:”I’ve been a lost cause since I was 8” Basically everyone watching this video:” I can relate”
@7ratsinasoup3174 жыл бұрын
4:19 actually without enough oxygen in the water, fish can infact drown
@reigndrops40904 жыл бұрын
Obsessed With Bunnies without oxygen there is no water Water is made out of H2O which is short for dihyrogen monoxide and if you take out the oxygen all you have is H2 which is not a fluid but rather a gas
@deleted-cg9of4 жыл бұрын
The more you now
@MrssMcgee4 жыл бұрын
That’s called suffocating not drowning
@profwaldone4 жыл бұрын
@@reigndrops4090 fish don't break apart h2o to breath. they use o2 molecules which are dissolved in the water. so yeah, you /can/ have water without oxygen. it's fairly common actually. ever been in an old house or cave where it stinks with that very distinctive "old moist stuff" smell? that is actually water without o2, commonly referred to as "dead water"
@reigndrops40904 жыл бұрын
profwaldone than what is it made of?
@joeybishopthe27203 ай бұрын
The person who asked why somebody lived in Scotland reminded me of this moment that happened a year ago: Friend 1: "so I ended up tripping on the water" (I don't remember what he said before but the context was he was at a pool and he tripped) Friend 2: "Why was there water?" Friend 1: "Because I was at a pool" Friend 2: "But why was there water at the pool?" Me, Friend 1, and Friend 3: *looking at Friend 2 confusingly*
@LinguaPhiliax3 жыл бұрын
That one about Adam and Eve should be in r/SuddenlyGay. Also, wow. Someone remembers that Delgo exists.
2019: OK BOOMER 2020: OK KAREN 2021: OK KAREN BOOMER
@susnatural34844 жыл бұрын
@@sillaybilly 2022: OK KAREN BOOMER SIMP
@Rising_Pho3nix_234 жыл бұрын
2021: OK CORONA
@meiguess97803 жыл бұрын
4:20 I can assume that he kept his goldfish in a small bowl like in cartoons but really goldfish can't live inside small bowls for long anyways goldfish needs at least 20 gallons and other things for it to live a healthy happy life do research if you thinking of getting a pet don't get those small fish tanks
@tonedeafbard70213 жыл бұрын
“Spread Anarchy!” “Don’t tell me what to do!” Taken straight from a non-canon Dream SMP stream.
@tonedeafbard70213 жыл бұрын
also I don’t religiously watch them so please don’t yell at me
@Lumen993 жыл бұрын
I chuckled
@UltraV65653 жыл бұрын
twitch plays pokemon be like:
@MaenadicFox3 жыл бұрын
Techno and Phil, change my mind
@eddykidplayzyt3 жыл бұрын
@@tonedeafbard7021 I won’t you can enjoy him as long as you’re not toxic That also applies to every fandom btw
@loof87134 жыл бұрын
Girl: tries to eat octopus* Korosensei: Nfrufrufrufrufru!!!
@Nani-xc5py4 жыл бұрын
Liffia Yes!!! I love koro sensei!!!
@vanillamochii97064 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@b00sted334 жыл бұрын
And that students, is how you save your homie
@rwbyfanfix5544 жыл бұрын
@@Nani-xc5py Well, if he wasn't trying to destroy the world, maybe...
@angies83234 жыл бұрын
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL*
@cluckbucketz4 жыл бұрын
17:47 I saw Optimus' video on her (this was before the octopus attacked her) where she didn't just eat then alive she cooked them alive! So she freaking deserves that I hope she learns her lesson.
@TebowTime4 жыл бұрын
a lot of animals are cooked alive, surely eating it alive was a terrible idea it can even get you sick but, a lot of animals are cooked alive.
@cluckbucketz4 жыл бұрын
@@TebowTime well still
@rexjolles4 жыл бұрын
Some Korean guy died a few years ago eating an octopus alive because it suctioned to the inside of his throat and he suffocated
@michael-angelothe69th184 жыл бұрын
Oh noooo, it’s not like we’re meant to eat animals or anything like thaaaat *Sarcasm*
@cluckbucketz4 жыл бұрын
@@michael-angelothe69th18 no I'm not saying that I'm saying you kill them quick and then eat them
@codeakira19813 жыл бұрын
13:33 This subreddit fried my brain so much that at first I thought they were talking about an actual cake and I was like "Well that's an interesting name for a piece of cake... how tf did they come up with that? Do they cut it in a certain ang-- OH. HA. TEMPERATURE."
@schattenwolf49594 жыл бұрын
If you want two controllers 5 dogs die 2+2=5 Yeah semms abou ... wait a minute
@Peasthedumb60314 жыл бұрын
Schattenwolf my thoughts exactly
@alexesmoon4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@DarkLord-74 жыл бұрын
Not to mention Microsoft didn't make Gamecube, and the controller isn't even Gamecube, nor is it made by Microsoft.
@zealousdoggo4 жыл бұрын
@@DarkLord-7 Person: Microsoft Microsoft MICROSOFT! The controller: big Sony logo
@alexesmoon4 жыл бұрын
@EpicMango321 2+2+2=7 because 2+2=5 add a 2 =7
@thefilthycasual64024 жыл бұрын
At 16:08 are we not gonna talk about how the poster says Microsoft made GameCube controllers.
@crunchybutter00194 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like Windows made it, wtf
@Underpantswher4 жыл бұрын
The picture is also a ps3 controller.
@tealdohr4 жыл бұрын
The reason no one is talking about it is becuase people are speechless on about how stupid it is
@pokeoh18314 жыл бұрын
It takes too thumbsticks 5 dogs Microsoft
@MasterHall1174 жыл бұрын
Well.... people are dumb... For one, Microsoft didn’t make PS3 controllers nor did they own Sony. Two, dog noses feel completely different from the joysticks cause it’s made of rubber Three, how dumb does someone have to be to think of this? They are the true downfall of humanity
@einienj32813 жыл бұрын
How dares the octopus fight for its life!? The audacity! 👀🤭🤦🏻♀️
@patrickquinlan7724 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: A gallon of Butane is actually heavier than a gallon of water.
@whatup54114 жыл бұрын
Your smart
@Poonannyish4 жыл бұрын
@@potats1770 A gallon is a unit of volume, not mass. For example, saying a gallon of molten lead is heavier than a gallon of liquid water is a perfectly valid statement. I'm not saying the above Butane fact is true necessarily, because idk if it is. I'm just saying that it's not nonsensical in nature like the pound of feathers vs pound of gold question.
@Poonannyish4 жыл бұрын
@@potats1770 The problem with Butane is that it's a gas at room temperature at sea level, meaning that I could spray a very small amount of liquid Butane into a 1 gallon container and it would quickly evaporate to fill the entire container, giving me 1 gallon of gaseous Butane that definitely does not weigh more than a gallon of liquid water. However if we were to fill the same container to the brim with pressurised liquid Butane, I don't see why it wouldn't be possible for it to weigh more than liquid water filling the same volume.
@cfruge4444 жыл бұрын
*smh* Nobody got the pun.
@Poonannyish4 жыл бұрын
@@potats1770 The fuel they put in disposable lighters.
@Michadoesthings4 жыл бұрын
9:39 Asexuality exists. Asexuals Exist. Sex does not equal love in all cases. Love can exist without sex. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
@meta_duck19234 жыл бұрын
*applause*
@ohitscryo4 жыл бұрын
Don't call them asexuals if they have never had sex with A before
@lookoe57524 жыл бұрын
I guess im gonna split right in half
@ErieRosewood4 жыл бұрын
What was the face palm there? I'm really confused. You can be in love and not be intimate. Unless it's trying to hint that someone's having an affair?
@ErieRosewood4 жыл бұрын
@UCdkST5gd1t63zJCkY9gsmXA you're. Also it's really odd that you think people can't exist without sex.
@magicllamakitty3534 жыл бұрын
14:36 - Honestly, I've heard people describe men/ themselves as "thicc" more than women or "womyn" as the wrote. 😂
@somebodyonce60634 жыл бұрын
Dani
@mirela18944 жыл бұрын
@@somebodyonce6063 I almost choked-
@mirela18944 жыл бұрын
@@somebodyonce6063 But dani thicc tho but it still hate her
@illegalcqt38564 жыл бұрын
@@somebodyonce6063 true boner
@3nvey8244 жыл бұрын
Milk gang
@b-65jimenamariarosalessali503 жыл бұрын
For everyone wondering, the jazz music background is the instrumental version of "King Dice" from the video game Cuphead
@myshrekistheonly4 жыл бұрын
Lol you don’t know what I said
@lostaccount82224 жыл бұрын
Octopus: she deserved it Doctor: yeah probably
@myshrekistheonly4 жыл бұрын
Lost Account 😂😂😂😂
@trevor79444 жыл бұрын
That would not be epic
@shatteredpeace43884 жыл бұрын
once my mom and I found an octopus. my mom made a comment about wanting to eat said octopus. Octopus squirted my mom with ink after we all held it octopuses can understand us hoomans
@myshrekistheonly4 жыл бұрын
Shattered Peace Oh god
@milk70084 жыл бұрын
15:37 I live in Australia and pretty sure blue ring octopuses are in the top 10 most deadly creatures in the ocean
@HypercopeEmia4 жыл бұрын
as a bonus there is no anti-venom! THe bites are painless and you don't fell them until your lungs stop working!
@merricplatt95004 жыл бұрын
The
@merricplatt95004 жыл бұрын
@@HypercopeEmia false there is actually an antivenom it is just really hard to administer in time because it paralyzes ur heart in about 3 minutes
@HypercopeEmia4 жыл бұрын
@@merricplatt9500 Thanks for correcting me
@nightwolf7k8634 жыл бұрын
Presion Meow im guessing the remaining 8 are some sorta spider?