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r/facepalm | "oh no, that's really not good..."
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[@AvariceAgent]

Karen: mAsKs ArE bAd! Person with 18 degrees: "Amazing. Every word of what you just said, was wrong."

[@flameyboy4184]

Karen: angry as fuk

[@anniimi]

My introverted shit self wearing a mask at school for 8 hours in a row, being perfectly healthy and able to breathe properly:

[@XYZ_is_taken]

Satan what is your take on Karen’s

[@AvariceAgent]

@@XYZ_is_taken people who are misinformed and uneducated and also in general think of themselves as better than everyone else, like to make people mad, and have negative energy and are negative people overall.

[@DJ_ULTRAVIOLET]

Thanks Satan

[@TheSevenGuy]

In my Highschool English class we we’re discussing To Kill a Mockingbird, some kid asked when the book was released, everyone said 1960, wanna know how this kid responded? “There was books in the 1960s?” He was dead serious.

[@esmin2400]

Before my final History exam, some kid I barely spoke to the whole course says to me ‘hey, do you know if the USSR was Communist or Capitalist?’. The exam was about the Cold War, I was literally lost for words, I had to rewind the otherworldly stupidity to confirm that those words did indeed exit his mouth. He was dead serious, I can’t even imagine what expression I pulled before answering but I expect he wasn’t even bright enough to recognise that I was floored by this question. Needless to say, he failed every exam and obviously didn’t listen to a word of the 2 year course.

[@UTU49]

Everybody knows that books were invented in 1970. Duh.

[@badza47]

Um and, paper was invented in the 1970s. Shut up and educate yourself, kiddo.

[@xyz-ev7jk]

@@badza47 sorry to burst your bubble but paper was invented way long ago in China . It was just not as good as today's paper .

[@badza47]

@@xyz-ev7jk no shit

[@PsychOsmosis]

"Mono" = One "Lith" = Rock "Monolith" = One (usually big) rock.

[@dunkaccino6606]

Mono = One Rail = Rail

[@Akunai_]

Ok

[@DraconicDuelist]

A large boulder, the size of a small monolith was blocking the road...

[@JaelinBezel]

If it's a single small rock, does anyone care?

[@PsychOsmosis]

@@JaelinBezel Sadly, no, even if it would technically be a "monolith".

[@loganf4346]

My Dad thought BLM (black lives matter) was Bureau Of Land Management

[@thatpunygirl___149yes8]

Big bruh moment right there.

[@tyronium2]

r/superfacepalmthroughyourface

[@yayeetmeoffacliff4708]

the most dad thing to do

[@mollskillet1205]

It is tho

[@thunderatigervideo]

It’s an Intermountain west thing (states along the Rocky Mountains). Bureau of Land Management has a lot of power out here in managing wild spaces, making policies for recreational areas, fighting wildfires, etc. They’re frequently in the news as “BLM” and have been for years. Even now, if I hear “BLM” my first thought is wilderness area. I need a little more context to make the jump to Black Lives Matter.

[@agnestennisberg4314]

Everyone has said something stupid, but some people are worse than others.

[@variellie]

something stupid

[@vapecat803]

Somthing stu

[@gapetheapegod7976]

Something stupid

[@catcomicspro1069]

“Something stupid.”

[@vladmordred9627]

@@vapecat803 something stfu

[@DinosaurNick]

"1 gram of diamond weighs 15 grams" Me: I dunno math but something about that sounds off....

[@kateb.348]

I got headache just hearing that. Thats sooooo wrong

[@Viel_Glueck]

That statement plus the one before that "diamond... Is the hardest metal" killed me.

[@order66pizzas]

That would make diamonds infinitely heavy

[@randomhutaomain209]

Also weight is measured in Newton’s not grams mass is measured in grams and kg and everything else like that

[@kateb.348]

@@randomhutaomain209 what? Newton is force (N = kg * m/s) not weight.

[@TheHotBlade]

Oh, so we still have adults living in this world who haven't studied geography well. You wouldn't think the lady who was unsure of whether Canada was a real country or not was just the beginning.

[@eliatans.pereira5030]

@Justin Y. Impersonator Nah, they're just stupidity personified

[@lylaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d5e]

And the mother who knows less about basic addition/multiplication than her own child

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

How hard is it just to buy a book and read it? Those A-countries are practically my childhood - Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, etc.

[@Bidoof_Fan7]

My mom’s argument for saying Alaska is an island is “iT’s wAy oUt ThErE”

[@kestrel.89]

@@Bidoof_Fan7 what LMAO. It’s connected to land how could she see that as an island.

[@shimonbiton2163]

When i was 15, as a joke, an extremely sarcastic discussion sprouted in our group of friends where we claimed dinosaurs existed during the holocaust. one girl didnt pick up on the sarcasm... and considered that to be true for years later.

[@dashat3938]

not only did that girl not pick up on the sarcasm, she actually though it was true that dinosaurs existed during the holocaust. imagine being that dumb.

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

“What are yours?” i DiD tHe faCeBoOk rEsEarCh

[@manethchords]

Lol I did. the response was “Too many to put here.” The author deleted the thread on Twitter

[@Skirot]

I hAvE a MaJoR In fAcEbOoK.

[@dunkaccino6606]

@@Skirot I have a master's degree in mom groups

[@bellajaid]

Apparently it's instagram and parlor (?) research now.

[@ryanswift128]

What's this exactly I'm confused?

[@toast6494]

"Name all the continents" "Alright, so London, New York, Texas, China, and Russia"

[@RyanLarkensom617]

Dam your smert

[@pursuitsoflife.6119]

England is my city, London is my continent

[@hamhampangpang_customer]

i live in the continent big water

[@Mikrowave]

If she said that she would basicly only get 1 right XDD

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@Mikrowave she would've gotten none right

[@mabus4910]

"Monolith" means "One Stone". Basicly a natural or artificial pillar. The monolith in the meme is a reference to the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey" in which they find a similar artefact on the moon.

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

Oh hey thats cool

[@arnasthegreat9273]

So it’s a wooosh?

[@rexjolles]

@@arnasthegreat9273 no not really. It was just weird there was one it utah, then romania, then california

[@Hanmacx]

So when they are two it's a Duolith? XD Edit: or even Triolith?

[@NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN]

@@Hanmacx big brain time

[@lomiification]

The mom was just delivering a serious burn to the kid. Only 5 people showing up

[@judit5173]

For anyone wondering, a monolith is basically a greek word for single big rock. Mono- one, single, lithos- stone

[@Whatsabird]

If Greek words didn’t exist then a lot of people couldn’t be able to sound scientific “hey doc, what d’ya think this is” “I think this could be a big rock” “You serious?”

[@judit5173]

@Alexander Steel only if he is single

[@judit5173]

But if he has a support system he might as well be a dolmen (like those stone arrangements from the Stonehenge)

[@morkvomork6815]

In German: Ein Stein😂

[@driving.me.crazy_]

@@morkvomork6815 Albert a stone

[@brianroldan3269]

The girl that kept sending screenshots of Red Dead Redemption 2 was called Bella Mcguire which means she is Bully Maguire but in parallel universe.

[@zerobolt9506]

The Bella one was my favorite of the video, I keep reminding it 😂

[@Prince_Phaedru]

4:48 Jake, "How can you question the guy in charge of it?" Every political leader, "I subscribe to this philosophy."

[@doukels]

Jake:*kinda growing out his hair* Jakes hair:*kinda messy* Lowkey looks good bro

[@intalcu5610]

2:43 While English is widely spoken in the US, the Federal Government has never actually declared an official language for the US. However, 39 US states have made English their official language.

[@martinblackwoodscuppety]

11:29 My aunt teaches at a school. The stupidest thing She’d ever heard from a student was: “Negative numbers don’t exist, because no one ever talks about them.”

[@rk4397]

They are just too embarrassing.

[@hypsyzygy506]

@@rk4397 We never mention the irrational numbers.

[@V1_Ultrakrill]

*The thumbnail insults me on a personal level as an English person*

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

I like muffins

[@yellowmello1223]

Not even English but that hurts me as well.

[@Prince_Phaedru]

my god... I thought there were 69 (haha, funny number) city-continents in the UK. My American education has failed me once again

[@Wolfy20856]

Agreed fellow English person

[@Its_Dhruvik]

why ??

[@Jan_Koopman]

It is true that the US don't have an official language. This was done on purpose, because the Declaration Daddy's wanted to celebrate the diversity in the new nation. English has just always been the go-to language, because it's the biggest language there

[@Someonesfaultycreation]

3:53 that voice is priceless I can’t 😂 Especially pasward and databayse

[@SlashCraftJack]

11:33 For those wondering Diamond isn't metal. Also, it's not durable to bullets because it's only friction resistant. 1 gram of diamond = 1 gram. The other problem is it's expensive.

[@protonjinx]

Umm... you mean scratch resistant.. not friction.

[@zeo4391]

@@protonjinx yeah scratches are caused by friction

[@foogod4237]

So, for clarification: Diamonds are not metal (correct). They are actually crystals (of carbon). Diamonds actually are extremely hard in general (it's not really about friction). However, they are also quite brittle. This is because the rigid crystalline structure (which metals actually do not have) can cause them to easily crack or shatter if they receive force in the right/wrong way (this is actually one of the features people take advantage of in order to sharpen them into pretty sparkly shapes). Hardness and brittleness are often opposing properties (usually, the harder you make a material, the more brittle it gets) which is why people come up with all kinds of complicated steel formulations and hardening processes for things like kitchen knives, to try to make them as hard as possible so they hold their sharpness well, but also not so brittle that their edges just chip and ding at every opportunity. More importantly, even if they weren't brittle and could just resist/reflect everything the way people sometimes think, that is very much _not_ what you want for a bullet-proof vest anyway. It would mean that the bullet would just go ricocheting off the vest to probably hit somebody else nearby (such as one of your allies or an innocent civilian, or even another of your own body parts which isn't covered by the vest) which would be very dangerous. Bullet-proof vests are made from material which will deform and absorb as much of the force of the bullet as possible, so that it does not bounce off but actually stops (relatively) harmlessly. That's why they're made of flexible things like kevlar instead of harder materials.

[@bett1826]

Day 2 of Telling jake that the room he is in doesn't matter, and he's a cool guy

[@balancemaster55]

At first glance I read part of this as “telling Jake that he doesn’t matter”

[@bett1826]

@@balancemaster55 Oh-

[@Sean-rt1uv]

I have made a comment saying jake doesn’t matter thank you

[@bett1826]

@@Sean-rt1uv uh

[@LavroseRovender]

I join

[@ThatIckyGuy]

"Diamond is the hardest metal." It's a mineral, Marie!!!

[@hfngdjd6560]

11:43 Diamond is so heavy it breaks reality

[@fijit4]

English is the main language spoken in the USA. The thing about that is that there is no statement from the government declaring English as the national language. In Canada, both English and French are the national languages, meaning that the country has to teach both in their schools. English is functionally our national language, but it really isn't.

[@YYS_WaveR]

Day 1 Of Asking Jake: Where Bedroom Hotel?

[@waterandafter]

I always figured it was his parents bedroom.

[@MyDixieWrecked247]

Jake actually owns multiple hotels, that's how he can record in different rooms from time to time.

[@karbonythe]

Fun fact : In France, the leader of the catholic political party said that what the pope said about the homosexual having the right to be part of a family didn't engaged the church

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Wow the Pope has no idea how Catholicism should be practiced by Catholics when thats literally what Catholicism is all about, this Frenchman is just genius.

[@yellowmello1223]

3:47 LMAOOOOO MICROPOST WHY IS THAT MAKING ME LAUGH SO HARD Edit: 5:11 A monolith is just a synonym for huge. It just describes its size.

[@boopling8206]

macrohard onfire..

[@alextowers7564]

A monolith means single stone. A monolith is a structure with a single element, often natural but not always, that usually sticks out of the ground. It doesn't actually have to be made of stone, that's just the origin of its name.

[@rainbowchaser3494]

Karen: what are your qualifications for stating that? me: a brain

[@ironicallyelectropositive5220]

For someone wondering: monolith /ˈmɒn(ə)lɪθ/: a large single upright block of stone, especially one shaped into or serving as a pillar or monument. Basically, a single and homogeneous block of material (nowadays is not only stone) that usually stays in place upright. In the Ancient World, they were used to build solar clocks (ground sundials), monuments mostly related to the sun (Stonehenge, Abu Simbel, Karnak, etc...), and columns or statues in general (most statues in marble were carved from monoliths, also, the moai of Rapa Nui are monoliths too).

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

Ignorant people: "you're not qualified to prove me wrong, I'll listen to the professionals" Qualified professionals: **prove them wrong** Ignorant people: "it's a conspiracy" Brain'nt 📈

[@MB-hh2dh]

Brain't

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

@@MB-hh2dh Brian't't

[@MB-hh2dh]

@@SpaceMonkeyBoi Brainless

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

@@MB-hh2dh brain no more

[@MB-hh2dh]

@@SpaceMonkeyBoi tumor for brain

[@Frizkk]

Day 41 of telling FakeJake to say "I'm Fakob Jakob" He still hasn't said it? Dang, facepalm

[@yeshuinfinity5963]

There's a edited one on KZbin if you need😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ashtray69420]

The closest thing he's said is ''Fakob Jake-''

[@lazyst9417]

You stole this comment, you’re not the one who started asking him

[@hornetisvoider]

Found ya again

[@kennethfernandez7316]

@@lazyst9417 well ya, there has been multiple groups of people saying this for past few months so it’s not really stolen, it’s basically like a movement

[@lomax343]

7:50 - She's not far out, actually. The last Japanese soldier surrendered in 1973.

[@Dryfloorsign]

The whole pope thing is correct,both muslims and cristhians has a similar,and in muslim history quran is an updated bible

[@christopherdean1326]

Did you even have your eyes open when you typed that?

[@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER]

Woah calm down buddy, with dat grammer, you are bound to kill a werewolf.

[@Dryfloorsign]

@@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER help

[@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457]

Whoa, my eyes just had a heart attack

[@Dryfloorsign]

MAZDA 787B

[@ShatoraDragondore]

At 4:27 That Postage payed envelope was sent to a senior housing complex. It was a kind gesture to keep the senior from needing to go out to the store get stamps (if they where out) as well as removed the hassle for sending it back. It came off callous but was done from a place of mild corporate understanding/kindness.

[@rqya9743]

Day 1 of telling jake: Juan.

[@marki7356]

The meme doesn't last that long

[@Diathan]

Juan.

[@Diathan]

@@marki7356 Juan.

[@Samuel_329]

Juan :)

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

@@marki7356 Juan.

[@wta1518]

2:47 The US does not have an official language on a federal level, each state can select their own official language.

[@arvidgustafsson3635]

Ah,yes Diamond,the hardest ”METAL”.

[@tylerk.7947]

“My parents died in the glitter mines” 😂😂😂

[@szymonwrobel7010]

Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed doesn't exist anymore

[@JoshsTechWorkshop]

The last one was a double whammy: Diamond is not a metal... 1 gram cannot equal 15 grams...

[@alextowers7564]

It's a triple whammy, cause they think that just because it's hard, it means it's tough. Toughness is what you need to stop bullets, otherwise windows wouldn't smash when you throw a medium sized pebble at it. If you were to shoot a diamond, it would shatter.

[@midnight4685]

When you're early: :) When you realise it just means your comment is going to get buried earlier: :(

[@Lorem_the_Ipsum]

That is true. F

[@macaquinho0097]

F

[@perfectflaws9135]

Huh I remember you

[@midnight4685]

@@perfectflaws9135 Is your profile pic the one of the cursed burrito? Something about cheese cavern and a mop which fell and hit the ingredients onto the tortilla could do a better job than the worker?

[@mayonnaise2396]

Please, we do not care if you are early. Nor should you.

[@UnclePip]

fun fact about diamonds: Allthough hard, diamond are very brittle. So diamond will just straight up shatter upon contact with a bullet. The real way to stop bullets is with softer and more flexible layers of material, such as kevlar or even cotton, to slowly stop the bullet. It is even documented that phonebooks were able to stop bullets.

[@perfectflaws9135]

Well school was a ducking lie

[@madcap1129]

Honestly, the internet makes me feel bad. I am American, Christian, and more Right sided. I’m not doing this to be like a Karen or to complain, I know it seems so. It is just sad to see other people acting unintelligent and making me feel stupid. Have a nice day.

[@punished4890]

7:49 1945 ; Japan ; Eurasia , North America , South America , Africa , Antarctica ; I'm 12 yrs old..... I have no faith in humanity anymore .

[@Liggliluff]

(11:40) If you've grown up with the imperial system that has three ounces in common use (avoirdupois, troy, fluid) then I can see how confusing it can be when going to metric where gram is just one single consistent unit regardless of what you measure.

[@hypsyzygy506]

The 'fluid ounce' is a unit of volume. The US Customary fluid ounce is about 4.08% larger than the Imperial fluid ounce. - There are 16 US Customary fluid ounces in a US Customary pint. - There are 20 Imperial fluid ounces in an Imperial pint.

[@galefraney]

Hilariously funny the way you narrate these videos, ie: “databayse” - made me laugh! :-)

[@masteroffiyah]

11:37 worst part is that the dude called diamond a metal.

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

The last soldier (a Japanese IJA troop) surrendered in a think 1974 or around them, but the London thing may be Smol Brain

[@silvasen1985]

Me when I forget my phone in my car: *ah, my fart cone*

[@marcomarcucci60]

The facepalm should be Jake not knowing what a monolith is

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

Me: the internet is a great place to spread knowledge and teaching others and- Flat Earthers,anti-vaxxers, anti maskers and covidiots: *no*

[@gapetheapegod7976]

Covidiots is an amazing name for them! Thank you!

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

@@gapetheapegod7976 I didn’t coin the term but now you know so you’re welcome

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

@Alexander Steel LOL

[@rk4397]

@@gapetheapegod7976 Spreading QAnonsense.

[@Timtoshis]

I swear... like 90% of the time the actual facepalm goes to Jake as the real joke flies straight over his head 😅

[@Basically_Anybody]

The US has no official language, although many states have made English their official language.

[@piercecowley255]

Person: name the continents Person: London Me;damn, what is Britain up to now

[@Phoen1xFeathers]

Me an Irish person hearing Jake pronounce Éire as air : *cringe* (Éire means Ireland in gaelige (our language) and its pronounced as Erah)

[@kingdomofire2556]

I had to do a double take, I thought he was talking about eir the broadband company

[@skywz]

Mono=one Lith=stone Fun fact, Einstein also means one stone. EINSTEIN IS PUTTING THE MONOLITHS IN PLACES GUYS!!!!!

[@stephenwright8824]

And Schwarzkopf, the name of the commander in the first Gulf War, means "black head" in modern German. His father was the head of the NJ State Police at the time of the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping.

[@bobherobrine3415]

6:51 ngl this sounds fun Trying to balance yourself while the plane is shaking

[@jameslaverdiere7933]

2:52 yes America doesn’t actually have an official language and the reason they are telling foreigners to speak English is because a majority of the population speaks it

[@joejoebatmanjjb8704]

Day 208 of asking FakeJake to collab with RealJake and WhyJake

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

Imagine that for as sec. Beutiful crossover

[@satan9265]

You said 207 an hour ago.

[@milancziraki-gal6045]

@@satan9265 wdym?

[@Thegoldenringsyt]

@@milancziraki-gal6045 he only has done this 3 times in this channel

[@sauceboitest_monster_1srev650]

u only have 203 comments liar

[@gingerkays7362]

2:47 I have an even better counter argument. English isn’t originally from America, it originates in ENGLAND, so by their logic, we should only speak ASL and Native American languages

[@Tempest_5.8x42mm]

3:05 Or to hide a body of his victims.

[@shisuisagoro4559]

That first one wasn’t only facepalm but also murdered by words

[@HmmBird]

Day 3 of helping UnicovalBrake know: "How many cherries has Jake licked in his entire life?"

[@AtotehZ]

I rent out a room in my house. Last year around Christmas before my tenant went home to family before Christmas I told her in a serious tone there was a discrepancy in the rent that we needed to sort out. I proceeded to have her standing behind me while I juggled the Excel sheet and looked at her payment. "$50 too much". She was so happy. I'd heard her stressing about not being able to afford the ticket home to the family.

[@angeladraws5441]

0:54 Why does Jake look like the nerdy main character use the advise of his boy crazy nerdy girl friend to try and impress his crush? But failed.

[@rexyht2697]

8:36 the fact that the child that normally is the dumb one but the fact that he knows more than his mom is just what.

[@firebobert9546]

A monolith is a geological feature consisting of a single massive stone or rock, such as some mountains, or a single large piece of rock placed as, or within, a monument or building. Erosion usually exposes the geological formations, which are often made of very hard and solid igneous or metamorphic rock. Wikipedia › wiki › Monolith

[@GhostIy_Games]

The diamond armor thing is actually just dumped all together because if you were to make our more out of diamond it would make it so I was shattered instantly It just can’t be scratched is all

[@marki7356]

Day 68 of telling jake whatever shirt he wears looks good on him

[@arch3861]

One more day

[@randomwannabe556]

One more day

[@Gamer-uf1kl]

@Insanity it would still be the 69th day of "telling" because if he skips it doesnt count as a day

[@ELbabotas1]

if he skips it it doesn't count so it'll be nice anyways it counts if he telling if not it doesn't

[@leonasnake]

The fart cone one had me buckled over wheezing, my sense of humor is crumbling

[@Sadkidgamz]

Is nobody talking about how fast he was talking in his intro?

[@evanchismark3092]

6:27 I never thought leopards would eat my face.

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Palm face

[@peytonheilman]

@weeb memer yep

[@Mr.Goufball]

The diamond one is so stupid. 1. 1 gram of diamond weighs 1 gram 2. Diamond is not a metal 3. Diamond is the hardest material not the most durable.

[@patrickk9956]

IMA TELL U SOMETHING 18+ 19

[@thehatmanallegedly]

I looked at this and I'm only 10.

[@kiban_]

Damn dude, that's some real 18+ stuff

[@พุทธาทีจันทึก]

I looked and im 11

[@JocaPlays87]

@@987lokjh why was i thinking there would be 21 instead of 20?

[@Demolitionidiot]

Ah cuz its 18+ so its bigger then 18 so its 19

[@danab0440]

5:56 "kawaii police" Me, a kuwaiti: guess I'm kawaii now 👁👄👁

[@dunce3626]

I'm a ww2 buff so the 7:48 clip really made me wanna die.

[@Nova_Avali]

5:11 "a large single upright block of stone, especially one shaped into or serving as a pillar or monument."

[@superamogusbros5594]

Thanks

[@kenzostaelens1688]

monolith boils down to "object made from a single block or stone" but usually: pillar

[@jinxsterr_Dispenser3741]

Pillar with but not attached to a roof

[@grantrenn1746]

And to add to the diamond vest thing diamond is not a metal

[@_PickleProductions]

Day 3 of telling Jake: I’m sorry for your hair

[@maggpiprime954]

The googly eyes on the fish nearly killed me, lol!

[@woahmannchill]

If this one word gets popular I will sing Alexander Hamilton in the Reply’s *Juan*

[@carsonyeohkaisheng7542]

Take my like

[@luckyducky5213]

Ok

[@DeclanMaxMcGuire]

Juan

[@squireoliviero3475]

Juan

[@alex2005z]

Juan has been popular for a long time

[@numatruehome100]

You would think so, but no, America has quite a number of different languages, it’s just that Spanish and English are more common.

[@eriana_]

Jake, if the lamp doesn't come back, the moth memes will.

[@computernoober7823]

The Xbox part made me laugh so hard about how Jake pronounced Databayse 3:51

[@GiaCringe]

Guys this is the real jake don't be fooled. The real jake channel is just a ripoff, don't trust him.

[@thisaccountisnolongerused]

Thats why i'm getting two bags.

[@SparedCube]

Don’t trust why jake he is also fake.

[@king_archfiend5311]

They are all Fake Jakes

[@putsyjr]

4:35 My brother, a devout Catholic and ordained minister, does not agree with the Pope. He says I'm going to hell because I (Female) am dating a female.

[@chriskoutroubanos7497]

Day 1 of asking: where lamp

[@pauliusjakelaitis6418]

9:00 there's 20 kids in the class, but the mom knows that no one is speaking with him

[@vidyajain3384]

Day 52 of asking Jake to say: "It's DeepFakeJake..."

[@MilkMilk-lr4xm]

God at the last post, I got really angry and disappointed in humanity. YOU CANT HAVE 1GRAM WORTH OF DIAMONDS WEIGHING 15GRAMS THATS NOT POSSIBLE!

[@galactictech8061]

4:48 The pope is not a very good catholic and isnt to great in general

[@JustAWeirdo_123]

The cheapskate airplane idea made me imagine an open airplane that all the passengers hang onto and push for momentum like a skateboard before taking off and it made me smile.

[@Katze123]

Day 262 of trying to convince Jake to say *_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*

[@noot3315]

THE LEGEND, HES STILL GOING

[@lenbernal9923]

Day 269

[@personperson6022]

11:35 I wonder why they think a diamond is a metal

[@Ender11037]

Probably Minecraft.

[@peytonheilman]

Day 12 of asking: Where Lamp

[@chriskoutroubanos7497]

I will ask too

[@KilleRedX]

*L å m p*

[@ColtLMGRH]

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L A M P

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6:47 the people who sit on the floor: *my goals are beyond your understanding*