r/mildlyinfuriating | Paying a Million for a BROKEN Mask

r/mildlyinfuriating | Paying a Million for a BROKEN Mask
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[@Kari-tu3fs]

I see he moved out of the hotel room and into the hotel lobby instead.

[@victorbague5693]

*WHERE LAMP*

[@notakeanureeveschannel9702]

@@victorbague5693 he been kidnapped sir send all agent out to search

[@hornetisvoider]

@@victorbague5693 *HOW LAMP*

[@deanjordan6053]

@@victorbague5693 *Why lamp?*

[@Starlightnova111]

*WHEN LAMP*

[@TheHotBlade]

Broken mask: [Exists.] Karens: *We'll take your entire stock!*

[@zeez7136]

@Hot Blade why tf do i find u everywhere

[@skykidgaming1808]

@@zeez7136 everywhere?, even in your bed?

[@thewebofrealitythatdoesntr8738]

Yes

[@azureflame8530]

@@skykidgaming1808 *yes yes yes YES*

[@Accursed_Sovereign]

yeah

[@holybananapeel3795]

Heuristic: _enabling someone to discover or learn something for themselves_ "a 'hands-on' or interactive heuristic approach to learning"

[@ReigoVassal]

Ironic

[@fluffiestgamer51]

Thx

[@EnchantingWings1]

Fun fact - In psychology, heuristic means mental shortcuts we use to come to decisions and solve problems.

[@pinkneko13]

Well we know who wasn't Heuristic in this video XD

[@holybananapeel3795]

@@pinkneko13 oh yeah XD

[@gayleowens5057]

Heuristic _ enabling someone to learn something for themselves

[@adelalmohtaseb5261]

Ironi

[@ekayangtyler5592]

Wait then that was probably on purpose then

[@dracoplayz2757]

Nice,

[@catman0789]

Ironic

[@Meggzilla]

I love you.

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

I'm pretty sure that "broken mask" is a decorative piece intended for use over a paper/medical mask.

[@whatisahandlebruh]

Cool. Very cool. I’ve still lost all respect for anyone who wears it.

[@akteno2796]

It's from Japan, they wear masks to protect their privacy very often, it was made before (orona.

[@kazzzerusss]

It’s just a mask made for Karens

[@daychild_]

@@akteno2796 ohhhhh

[@gujju_cousins8550]

@@akteno2796 why did you use a parenthesis instead of a c?

[@peytonheilman]

Day 11 of asking: Where Lamp

[@adriftdog]

Lamp🙃

[@cyt2379]

Camp

[@Mr_Zamn]

His lamp was the owner and evicted jake

[@adummy8951]

Lamp go brrrrr

[@poopman6916]

the lamp ascended into the heavens

[@charax-1]

"You think they should wear a mask? Think again you could never tell when they needed help" The police: *reads this* alright I have a women to arrest

[@starREI_jumii]

_Every karen ever_

[@cannon9962]

Hey chara I am the one who always comments on your comments

[@cannon9962]

If you don’t see chara x every where lol

[@Stonedsheepu8906]

@Justin Y. Impersonator you and me both. But for me it's so people dont see how sad I look sometimes

[@managedInAmerica]

Chara what did I say about using your knifes in the kitchen?

[@DeathsinkTV]

8:03 Worked at a post office before and you wouldn't believe how common those kinds of letters are. People assume postal workers can magically find people's addresses with just random first names.

[@iron_69]

That isn't a mask, is pure decoration, even the creators said it

[@coruscaregames]

"I'm not a kidnapper so I might be wrong" Imma call your bluff

[@suhcheuy268]

That thing with the pocket is the most relatable thing I've ever seen

[@Liggliluff]

I don't get it though. Don't you check what the pocket is like before buying and avoiding bad pockets?

[@BookWyrmOnAString]

@@Liggliluff they're all like this, some even have fake pockets

[@marichardshander2489]

5:07 my god I thought that was a wasp stinger and I’m so happy it wasn’t lol

[@rqya9743]

Roses are red Some tulips are too I probably wont be first But neither are you

[@boxily]

True

[@rqya9743]

@Szymon Król thats why I made this comment -_-

[@Mr_Zamn]

@@rqya9743 exactly

[@mam0741]

@Sensei #2 reading this: Yea, sure.

[@clumsybabyoverlord]

F i r s t

[@purpleraven9909]

Ahh don't worry, someone in my family keeps putting the toilet paper on wrong EVERY SINGLE WEEK. They do this on purpose too! I'll glip it and the next day it'll be backwards! What kind of crazy family do I live in?!?! And don't get me started about how my sister pours milk before her cereal!!

[@sizzrizz6074]

The mask is just for show but if a person want a functional mask then they can wear an actual mask under the pearl mask or ask for a customized one but tbh at that price......

[@wanderer5280]

A necklace would have looked nicer

[@skywz]

5:43 Here's an idea: arrange the 36 letter and number keys in a 6x6 square. Have 6 buttons to select the column, a seventh button to switch to and from selecting the row, and then the same 6 buttons to select the row. Then arrange the buttons in some intuitive way, and you're good.

[@thatjason583]

Covid: is spreading by air(breathing infected air) Mask: prevents that Karens: I CANT BREATHE

[@unlisted8025]

they won't be breathing for long anyway

[@SiggyCloud]

It's spread via droplets of saliva when you breathe and speak. This is why you wear a mask over your mouth and nose, to stop the droplets with the virus piggybacking on in their tracks. It does not stop you from getting the virus it stops you from spreading it IF you have it.

[@RodgerFan-k2b]

@@SiggyCloud actually it’s been proven that covid can release very small droplets that can float with air so technically it also can spread by air.

[@Bundle_Exists]

5:30 My remote with a keyboard on the back: I am thirteen parallel universes ahead of you

[@ro_cer]

Heuristic: allowing someone to learn something for them sleves. Taking a 'hands on' approach to teaching someone. I looked it up

[@Liggliluff]

So, the person wasn't heuristic enough?

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

I'm really early i just wanna say, though you probably won't see this, i really enjoy your content, thanks for making it also, 1:44 just elbow them really hard

[@izo8407]

Or bring a guillotine and chop their Foot

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@izo8407 oh no

[@oculus5995]

sneak a Lego into their sock, so when they get up to get off the plane, they instantly die

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

@@oculus5995 horrible

[@mataeusdixonsteele3831]

@@oculus5995 yes I agree

[@michaelschlem2849]

12-5-20 "Heuristic" means "enabling someone to discover or learn something for themselves." Basically, hands on learning.

[@chrisbuttonshaw2088]

6:00 Jake: "I don't hate it" Me (who work in bathroom store) : I DO!!!!!!

[@276З]

0:47 “hey, you. I dont kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do.”

[@gamer708886]

1:10 Are you serious, literally what you're doing is heuristic. It means pointing something out as a means to stimulate interest and further investigation. O-O

[@mabus4910]

That is not the meaning that I learned. I was thought a "heuristic" to be any fast and easy methode to get an approximate resulte. Like a rule of tumb or a guesstimation. Could be wrong. Or it has multiple meanings.

[@devinwhite5064]

tbf he might not have heard the word before

[@snowbazil]

How about we don’t make fun of people for not knowing something and asking a genuine question to learn? You could’ve just answered the question without the attitude.

[@decipher-tom93]

Just Some Guy With A Soul Patch approves this video

[@hduagvoe1764]

Ok

[@ggimgood3728]

Is this a new account??

[@soulzzplaysgames]

heuristic: an approach to solving a problem that isn't optimal, but still efficient enough to reach your goal.

[@RealDrsoul]

His hair looks like justin bieber from 2010

[@ChocoCatChat]

3:43 I'm so used to that tbh. My parents puts fish on an icecream container, sewing kit on a biscuit container, eggs on a cartoon box container that has packs of juice before... I would actually be surprised if it actually contain the stuff that's written on the container -__-

[@johncole5893]

Hey Jake, just to let you know, many of us old people or "Boomers" if you prefer, know our way around a qwerty keyboard. I learned to type over 40 years ago.

[@mutedchroma]

What did me and my siblings do when “the case of the missing piece” occurs? Cut out a tissue box and shove it in the puzzle until it fits correctly, then poorly finish the piece with crayon.

[@joejoebatmanjjb8704]

Day 207 of asking FakeJake to collab with RealJake and WhyJake

[@cly7894]

Who's jake

[@justjavii]

What’s jake

[@cly7894]

Where's jake

[@ggimgood3728]

Whens jake

[@englandismycity181]

Hows jake

[@Liggliluff]

(4:40) Ah, the universal "women's pocket" and "men's pocket". I forgot that there's only one brand with just one product design sold all over the world.

[@KeooVAL]

10:22 What controller? I've been looking at this picture for 30 mins and I can't see it?!!

[@PsychoSledgeHammer1237]

Ikr I was literally looking in the comments if anyone found it

[@yuelilie]

yeah um.. im a 100% sure that being stuck in an elevator for HOURS after working a long shift is *INSANELY INFURIATING*

[@gachasam5663]

No- you're meant to put that mask over your normal mask oml-

[@vera_ah]

Yeah I also think there are lace masks like that I thought people knew?

[@mournintheif]

5:30 Jake:"How do they even use those?!" Og pokemon fan base: "weaklings die big deal"

[@sensei2233]

Ya

[@WorldWide3strada]

I was so close.

[@WorldWide3strada]

@Nate Beagle two seconds!! Two little seconds.

[@hassangroof]

You again jeez....

[@MicahMotion]

8:48 Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fricking died

[@ipressw933]

5:24 that's on a ps4 on Netflix my man don't think boomers watch Netflix on a ps4

[@nathanthecollector429]

Do you really think that Netflix is going to customize its UI for every release? No.

[@chatboulon743]

Also, I don't recognize that layout as a keyboard.

[@Liggliluff]

(5:30) We have already invented it, it's the numberpad, digits 2 through 9 makes letters when pressed multiple times. It's faster than trying to navigate a keyboard. But we can improve it. Expand the numberpad to be 1 2 3 / 4 5 6 / 7 8 9 / * 0 #, and then you make them have the letters AB CD EF / GH IJ KL / MN OPQ RS / TU VWX YZ. For international support, the letters are expanded based on user language, so the first button is ABÁ in Spanish and ABĄ in Polish, and the 7th is MNÑ in Spanish and MNŃ in Polish.

[@inmysightpewpew893]

Day 1 of joining the crusade of: where lamp

[@startedllama8238]

He’s having a moth problem

[@inmysightpewpew893]

@@startedllama8238 w h e r e l a m p

[@1972LittleC]

40 years ago I sent a postcard to my grandmother who just moved to a smaller house in our village. Just addressed with "grandma - new house". The postman delivered it, no problem. Back then, they knew their routes.

[@Katze123]

Day 261 of trying to convince Jake to say *_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*

[@Chris24_X24]

Wow don’t worry at 420 you will be recognized

[@maddie5284]

Dang

[@tronche2cake]

it's really been so long?

[@camden8535]

@@Chris24_X24 imagine if that's what he's been planning this whole time

[@Katze123]

@@beastongaming1866 it isn't intended to be funny. If you laugh on this... You have a problem my dude

[@cringevides521]

10:28 My fridge freezes everything too. I really like having cucumbers as snack, but when i get one. its frozen.

[@Frizkk]

Day 40 of asking FakeJake to say "I'm Fakob Jakob" Look who's early

[@euryptrey]

You're doing good buddy

[@Frizkk]

@@euryptrey thank you!💚

[@HNRY11]

@@Frizkk what if you go to 100?

[@Frizkk]

@@HNRY11 all I know is that I won't stop until he says it.

[@HNRY11]

@@Frizkk respect

[@FloatMan84]

5:15 this is the Netflix keyboard too😬

[@tinkertinkertailortailor]

day 19 of asking jake if he's financially okay because he lives in a hotel yeah he could live in a apartment but he's said he lived in a hotel earlier

[@athenathechesscub7162]

lol, he makes daily videos with 600k subs, he's fine

[@sebastiankonrad5640]

@@athenathechesscub7162 yeah but he doesn't get to many views tho which is sad cause I really like his vids

[@pokefantic1504]

Hotel's are usually more expensive then apartments so....

[@sebastiankonrad5640]

Lmao but we all know it's just his room

[@josueveguilla9069]

Democracy is 2 Wolves and a Lamb deciding on what to have for dinner. Change my mind.

[@penyfriendly]

Who would buy a million dollar mask tho?

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

10 thousand dollar mask*

[@tomislavskibola328]

royolty

[@JuliaCV9]

5:02 *ahh yes, nothing harmful about a random bolt in your burrito.*

[@rakshahegde2907]

Roses are red Jake needs a hair clamp Also jake, *where is lämp*

[@ShinxBOOM247]

2:29 "...If it wasn't one of those, then-" KZbin: hardcuts to an add for Mafia City, featuring a crook gunning down someone

[@pretendihaveacoolname1597]

Day 69 + 69 + 69 + 29 of asking Jake to say," Hi, I'm Fakob Jakob"

[@rakshahegde2907]

184 more days till the big 420

[@euryptrey]

Good job my comrade

[@juicycouture9672]

Hello fellow DR fan

[@delegsgsg6353]

Are you french

[@ChickChickChirp]

1:38 That's when you stab their feet with a pencil and pretend you cant hear

[@WorldWide3strada]

Early gang.

[@the_fungus_]

1 second late, Oof

[@hondaforever1656]

5:41 Introducing, The Not-Keyboard Remote! We don't call it a keyboard, nor a remote. It's both. You plug it in and boom, you type with your grubby hands.

[@turtleboi734]

I have mixed feelings about this series

[@ShatoraDragondore]

The Mask at 5:55 is supposed to be worn OVER the real mask

[@_PickleProductions]

Day 2 of telling Jake: I’m sorry for your hair

[@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar]

looking at that mans pockets fit a whole SWITCH in it makes me really wants those.

[@pcssfc]

8:47 the had writing is actually really good it’s just who in the history of ever writes an S like that?

[@TonnyCassidy]

1:38 give me more reason to always keep 14 inch zip ties in my bag, never know when you'll need it

[@ripit.3457]

2:13 there are no words to describe how *funny* this shit is bro

[@wesleymays1931]

The correct response to 1:38 is to dump exactly half of your in-flight beverage onto each sock.

[@shiningknight661]

6:15 this hit me, in another sense. I hate my phone, because of its illogical sense of storage.

[@Terminator356]

0:54 When I was a kid back in the late 90s. I tried putting tape (dust tape) over my mouth to see if it really stops you from talking for so long. The tape did stop me from talking but after about a minute or so (can't really remember because so long ago) the tape started to loosen. So I took the tape off and put a fresh piece over my mouth. I made sure that the tape was over my mouth very securely. This time I used my tongue to lick the tape and managed to make it so I could talk without the tape completely off my mouth. 8:25 Yeah, in the state of Maine (back at the start of lockdown in April) a Walmart made all, and I mean ALL, baby products were consisted non-essential items. Whether it was Walmart's or Maine's doing doing this I don't know I heard it in passing at said Walmart. You need baby clothes for your newborn? Can't have. Need diapers? Nope. Need baby formula? Your baby is going to starve!

[@toysruskid5074]

The drive by reviews come when they leave their location on and Google has the location of the business set partially in the street. Then they notify people unfamiliar with technology and how to turn off notifications with requests to review places they "visited".

[@mirokudivine]

0:20 Stubbing your toe can be more than mildly infuriating especially when you’ve broken a variety of toes from doing that and some are permanently bent in weird angles

[@somepotato9900]

0:18 people actually call for an ambulance for a stubbed toe. I had a teacher who was a paramedic and lots of his co-workers quit due to so many calls like that

[@lilz3bra]

I totally get those one star reviews. Google (maps) often will ask "hey you've been here recently, care to rate and review?" even tho i haven't been in there. sometimes passing by a business will trigger this, other times you randomly walking 2 blocks away will trigger it anyways

[@emnorfolk5559]

A "heuristic technique" is used to solve a problem, faster than a "classic" method! 😂

[@snugmolarose5329]

The pain of fake pockets is real and HORRIBLE

[@Sparkda]

People leave those reviews because when you pass by places your phone sometimes thinks that you stopped there and you get a notification through Google maps asking how your experience was, so older people probably do it not knowing that it affects businesses

[@daychild_]

Wait 1 MILLION yen is only 9k dollars?! :0

[@sojuuun]

An uneffective mask: Karen: am I the manager?

[@thatweirdonora2624]

I want to make a museum that is all based on r/mildlyinfuriating (mom facebook messages, misplaced objects or bricks, an 89-degree angel, people not wearing masks) yknow, the worst

[@julian-739]

You know you’re cursed when your box of lucky charms turn out to be demonic no marshmallow unlucky charms.

[@patrickboner]

3:19 i love how you try to make it so people don't know its one giant onion

[@rateeightx]

1:22 No No, See What You Need To Do Is Make A House Where Every Corner Is 89 Or 91 Degrees, The Mildly Infuriating Mansion.

[@chatboulon743]

That "lasagna" is a crime. It should have been dropped in the trash.

[@knewmereal]

Guys you could put the rich mask on top of a normal, or white (if you want a better design) mask

[@nickjeffery536]

I understand the Google Reviews thing. A few years ago, I was visiting my aunt, and there was a McDonalds drive-through in a petrol station - this was a good 500 yards away from where I was, but every day, Google wanted me to review it, as though I had actually visited. In the end, I gave in and gave it 1 star, with the comment that the decor looked just like my aunt's living room...

[@Guernica520]

The reasoning behind the chlothing not being allowed to be sold is because of fair play rules in Belgium. This is a shop with essential goods and may stay open, but because of the closing of all non-essential shops you cannot sell items they would sell in their shops so hence the barring of the chlothing.

[@ibeatmymeatharderthanchris3425]

3:18 HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY POAST!!!!

[@shrug1250]

3:25 my family usually cuts the middle out for big cakes, so I’m guessing they tried to do that.

[@Phantomthecat]

That garden at the start was in the middle but it's slowly making an escape attempt...

[@Antwonio9]

The reason those items in the stores in Belgium are closed is because other stores have to close completely because they are deemed 'non-essential'. To make it fair, other 'essential' stores can not sell items that would normally be sold in these non-essential stores. However there's clearly something wrong with the system

[@SR-lo3yg]

5:24 doesnt bother me because sometimes i dont wanna wear my glasses while watching tv and if i want to search something i can just sing my ABC's to find the letters i need

[@guillaumedeflandre7547]

the reason of closed item in Belgium is because the governement decided to close non-essential shop for a "short " amount of time to fight covid. Supermarkets have to close their section of non-essential products too so it's not unfair concurence.

[@MrSkullVA]

3:36 it is infuriating because I tore up I don't know how many pockets and then I had to sew them up by hand. (exactly, you can't use the sewing machine for everything)

[@LC-uh8if]

Hueristic comes from the Greek word for "to discover". That's also where we get Eureka which come from the Greek Heureka meaning "I have found it". Greek did not have a letter for H per se, but for word beginning with a vowel, a mark above the initial vowel might be included to indicate an H sound. They had letters for Th (Theta) and Ph/F (Phi) but not H by itself. This is why you will sometimes see words starting with an h and sometimes the h is dropped in other words derived from the same Greek word. This also affected many Biblical names.

[@ash..10]

Nobody gonna talk abt at 3:00 that there is a piece of poop on the floor that’s even more infuriating

[@ichmeiner4531]

I guess the thing with pockets in women's clothing is that most designers stick with the outdated idea that all women wear purses anyway and don't need extra pockets.

[@aslrunner]

Cards against humanities... cards that get you out of your history courses in college.

[@Mister-Z-38019]

0:01 POV: you just placed a lego sticker

[@Justcatc]

I love making 89° and 91° degree angles

[@OZARKMOON1960]

Hey, wait just a damn minute. I'm over 60 and know how to use a qwerty keyboard just fine. Before computers and smart phones, back in the dinosaur era, there were these things called typewriters. Oddly enough, they had the same qwerty keyboard setup. Now, imagine typing on this device where words do not wrap or automatically go to the next line down. No, you have to return the carriage manually when it dings (set on ding when you set your margins - again, manually). And some people did that at over 60 wpm. I know. Your mind has now been blown...

[@Mabi19]

Heuristics - methods of solving complex tasks by inventing hypotheses about those tasks that would help in solving them. For example, you can devise a heuristic to tell which parts of a webpage are ads (though not all ad-blockers do this; some just have a big list) The hypothesis for that heuristic may involve eg. the content using APIs that are usually used for tracking, being in image form and being loaded dynamically by a piece of JavaScript code.

[@m.naufalanimates101]

I love how jacob/jakob/jakeob puts a mildly infuriating amount of ads on a mildlyinfuriating video

[@jasonjacobs7396]

Nobody:so how did you watch this vid today? Me:on my Samsung fridge ;-;