r/facepalm | "The Virus isn't real"

[@kaywantsfood]

"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" You hear that, guys? Let's go drink Lava

[@gailirby7264]

Nah , mercury and Lava , plus blood , you see it everyday

[@FruitKocktail]

Lava is natural tho

[@FruitKocktail]

Nevermind I read it erong

[@FruitKocktail]

Wrong*

[@kaywantsfood]

@@FruitKocktail fair enough

[@met0788]

"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" Alright boys let's jump into black holes B)

[@michaelflorendo4251]

YOLO

[@michaelflorendo4251]

@Ender Gamer random's comment?

[@leechan5736]

I'd rather fuck a bee lol

[@azkera]

Time to eat some unidentified mushrooms that i just found on this poisonous patch of grass!

[@watchthenewestvidnil9165]

Let's go outside!

[@10tonhamster]

The point was it doesn’t even say “Trump” it says “Triumph” - like the motorcycles.

[@adambankosz1849]

Yes and cars

[@owenhughes5781]

Oh thank the gods, I thought I was the only one

[@DevanK-rg3td]

@@wxrlp hmmm yes we all know that ancient Greek mythology is the only religion to ever have multiple gods

[@DevanK-rg3td]

@@wxrlp …. Taoism, Shenism, Hinduism, Japanese Shinto, Santeria all have multiple gods like what are you talking about bro please

[@MinTea14]

@Ropsutor that could just as be the first thing they think of.

[@leanykakicsi6152]

"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" Australia: say sike right now

[@ivythai9644]

I mean this is the women who made a candle that smells like her vagina sooo

[@lisainthestudio]

As someone living in Australia who was right on the fire front and had to evacuate, I endorse this comment.

[@shalomswife]

"Coronavirus isn't real" Me, about to die because my lung was weak af before already: interesting

[@jellythejellyfish7035]

Same I have really bad asthma

[@signedbyangel]

Stay safe, hope you're okay

[@suckerpuncher1834]

Get well!! Stay healthy 🦠

[@inkcapmushroomindisguise]

My dad doesn't believe the Corona virus exists and I literally have breathing problems. He actually conplans that I don't go outside ;-;

[@NafeeDoesStuff]

I have asthma and my mum has diabetes, if we get it. We ded

[@Binglebongledingledangl]

The “KZbinr” is someone who was on a plane and Licked the toilet seat. They were actually a TikToker they call it the Coronavirus challenge so this is basically pure irony

[@meowimacat7081]

No it was a guy on tic tok that licked a public bathroom toilet and then he tested positive. I’m pretty sure the first person that did this is fine which is unbelievable. Like they probably wouldn’t get corana virus but the should get extremely sick

[@davidmarine5159]

Yep just like tiktokers the stupidest people alive

[@solace9245]

David Marine agreed

[@davidmarine5159]

@@solace9245 cool beans

[@st4ndg4mes87]

TikTok? More like "TickTock thats Ur Death Clock

[@ShapBro]

"I don't think anything that is natural is bad for you" Cancer: Well ok.

[@maninthesuit7277]

Those are man made

[@ShapBro]

@@maninthesuit7277 Sure.

[@ell.....]

Well technically coronavirus was man made but I'm not sure about cancer @ManInTheSuit

[@blankblank1284]

Cyanide Uranium Old Age Hemlock Belledona Etc

[@jakesouthern4050]

Blank Blank oh etc is really deadly my dad died of it 7 years ago ☹️

[@calebrose4607]

meme: if his name starts with "J" then he's probably satan Jake: ._.

[@plushdinosaur7917]

Also Jesus: •_•

[@cheri8403]

@@plushdinosaur7917 wait hold up

[@everetti8943]

Jake after this video: ;-;

[@TucoTrucos]

Fakob jakob: ._.

[@32d02]

Joshua: ._.

[@SpoopyChicken]

"Nothing natural can be bad for you" Me: about to consume several killograms of apple cyanide.

[@morijin1919]

I will try almond flavor tell me how apple tastes

[@karolinkiehl4097]

Guys pls don't do that

[@ua7521]

Karolin Kiehl Me: Consuming literal acid, “What’d ya say?”

[@karolinkiehl4097]

@@ua7521 Me : * smacks it out of your hand * Stop it ! I said you shouldn't do it

[@ua7521]

Karolin Kiehl Epicly becomes a dog making you feel eternal sorrow for smacking Apa dog.

[@raincomedown_]

“I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you” The boys: *sippin on straight chlorine*

[@kaix2765]

*the beat is a chemical*

[@ladytaz6137]

Beat is a chemical

[@ladytaz6137]

If I leave dont save my seat.

[@everetti8943]

I'll be back when it's all complete

[@Jurriaan2000]

The moment is medical, moment is medical

[@yui3045]

"I don't think anything natural can be bad for you" Death : *Allow me to introduce myself*

[@LeeBreezy]

So you saw snap mode

[@yui3045]

@@LeeBreezy lol yes

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

Crowbarfish 08 ZeroEight Death is also eternal tho,so it makes no sense.

[@alberttang8436]

(this is a bit late, but...) Socrates: *calmly sips some hemlock*

[@Ked7]

And gravity

[@zeeonnn]

"Natural things can't be bad for you." Aight lemme jump into an EF5 tornado and get flung across the country! Lemme stand in the way of a mega tsunami, cause you know if it's natural, its not bad.

[@jimwormmaster]

I audibly giggled at the image of the guy getting yeeted into the next state.

[@fiveelevenevan]

I eat poison dart frogs on the daily. Very nutritious. All natural too.

[@Splinkus2]

You question why the moon has craters? Thank me it’s natural so it isn’t bad for me

[@Death-ng3nz]

Ima get a raise

[@gingerbreadmatt2783]

Technically non selectively bred oranges are green/yellow most of the time: - Someone who lived in Africa for 2 years and never saw an orange orange there

[@CandyBlog]

Gingerbread Matt omg yeah growing up I was so weirded out by orange oranges

[@ilogos8124]

That’s because there are tons of different varieties of oranges.... there are wild oranges all over the world that are orange.

[@gingerbreadmatt2783]

@@ilogos8124 agreed, I just know that orange is not the only colour oranges can be in the same way that other produce isn't one colour

[@ilogos8124]

Gingerbread Matt cool

[@victorselve8349]

So apparently that has to do with the climate in which the oranges are grown, in colder climates they loose the chlorophyll and thus turn orange while in warmer climates the chlorophyll stays in the fruit making it green, the green can also be removed via treatment with ethene gas

[@steinistbaum2236]

"If his name starts with J he is Satan." No need to worry, Fakob Jakob.

[@dexterhaxxor]

Joseph V. Stalin

[@requiemlul3140]

Jade the Arctic Fox *Jade*

[@dexterhaxxor]

@@requiemlul3140 oh shit, lucky my real name is michael

[@requiemlul3140]

Jade the Arctic Fox Dude my friend just adopted a baby called Micheal lol

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

No, but if his name starts with an L or M? _Then_ he's Satan. I also become Satan when I type my name too fast...

[@masonicnote3017]

"We support *OUR* troops" Has a T-34 in background Me: I SEE NO MISTAKES *COMRADE*

[@Pablo-xy3lo]

We see no mistakes

[@Pablo-xy3lo]

Not I we

[@masonicnote3017]

Our apologised comrades

[@karolinkiehl4097]

Interesting

[@thejewishkingdomofablarist3787]

We*

[@pluto1659]

Sitting in the coach and playing videos games all day evolution 2017: relaxing 2018: Lazy 2019: Lazy as hell 2020: A responsible citizen

[@mujtabaminawi5268]

Saving the world*

[@DraconicDuelist]

But you're supposed to stay 6 feet away from people. Do you really have that comfortable of a PE coach that you're willing to risk it?

[@swl7]

@@DraconicDuelist dont know what yu mean but being lazy u dont go outside so saving thr world

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@swl7 "Sitting in the _coach"_

[@swl7]

@@DraconicDuelist yeah whit noone sitting there ever and no guest

[@CookieCatShadowBat]

"I don't think that anything natural can be bad for you." Let's name some possibilities! Cyanide, mercury, lava, deadly nightshade, UV radiation, all sicknesses, bears, sharks, quicksand, fire, mosquitoes, etc.

[@sabitsukiheck6217]

Don't forget about the sun itself! staring into it can cause long-term vision problems ranging from blurry vision to eventual blindness.

[@dangerdash4393]

Hell, your own food can kill you if you're not careful with how you eat it.

[@ianmoseley9910]

Water in several ways

[@852internationalconnect]

Before medicine was invented you were playing life on hardcore with literal 1000 ways to die of sth natural

[@lunarknight3730]

i mean.. the number of humans killed by sharks is far less than the number of sharks killed by humans but we get the point

[@Jax-ke6jf]

"Anyones name that starts with J is probably satan" Sounds like she had a hard break up.

[@dexterjettster3683]

Lol that means I’m satan

[@will0wtr335]

LMAO

[@yaboysatan3369]

Well I might not be the expert but I am pretty sure that she is wrong

[@Ked7]

We are watching satan then and I’m fine with that

[@termknive]

Gweneth paltrow literally played a role in a movie where she got infected by a virus naturally spread from bats> pig> chef> her, and she literally died with a seizure, and then she says stuff like this -_-

[@olymolly3637]

Maybe it's because of the movie she got herself convinced otherwise & worse, work against that? There's people like that out there, tbh. The more they're shown how it works, the more they deny it because they just don't want to admit to the truth.

[@termknive]

@@olymolly3637 who knows, she has said/ done weird shit before too so idk

[@dx1450]

But that was acting. Funny how actors & actresses think they are experts on things because they played a role in a movie, and then still get it horribly wrong.

[@devimon]

Good at acting . Bad at thinking

[@AhmedEx1.]

Wait chef?

[@sabeenjafri3440]

Missed opportunity to say: Corona virus: hold my corona

[@DogGaming506]

Underratebbbbbbbb. Bbbbbbbb

[@axethannanth]

_Makes sense._

[@ec2552]

b B

[@axethannanth]

@@ec2552 🅱

[@liamhart6985]

"if his name starts with J he's probably satan" Jake:wait a minute

[@joycelinlgbtq]

Jatan? Jsatan? No. Clearly just confused.

[@diamondthing2858]

Jesus?

[@zeth886]

Jake

[@Royal-sd8eh]

“The CDC calls it treatment” No, the CDC calls it a preventative measure

[@0krazy257]

Comments: 40% :memes 50% :'FaKob JaCob' 5% :shitpost 5% :others

[@hannesynnverusten8090]

Facob jaboc

[@randomweirdo7501]

Shit post... Is this comment part of that percentage?

[@hannesynnverusten8090]

Haha

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

Memes and shitposts are practically the same thing.

[@vladimirirkhin]

Most of it is just "I don't think anything natural is bad for you"

[@MidnightRockstar]

Thanks for this content bro. I can't believe how much people has thrown out basic common knowledge during this hard times. You are pretty right it wasn't a KZbinr, but a tictoker what ever you call them . That guy/girl's time is literally running out.

[@Doshiba]

Dealer:*slaps the roof of Corona virus Dealer:this bad boy can fit a LOT of memes

[@852internationalconnect]

Coronavirus: *Slaps the head of the dealer Coronavirus: *this bad boi can fit a lot of infection

[@Nightdemon-ed8gu]

Billig erstandenes Bergsalz oh my god I’m crying 😂

[@OrangeZ1987]

Dealer: *slaps face mask* This bad boy ca- (Made in wuhan) ...

[@Doshiba]

@@OrangeZ1987 oh no

[@abluebird123]

S A N D V I C H The snack of champions and I oooop

[@faliszt]

"Coronavirus isn't real" Me, who is in Hospital : *say sike now*

[@faliszt]

@Scarlett Feist thanks :D

[@idrankthemilk9870]

I hope you are doing good and you’ll get better soon !

[@faliszt]

@@idrankthemilk9870 Don't worry I already got out of the hospital

[@andbone1090]

@@faliszt thats awesome!

[@shawtyslikeamelody7595]

Homie I hope you’re ok👌

[@ralphrombauts6769]

Actually... here in Belgium every fulltime employee who's losing work because of COVID is truly getting 70% pay every month. If you take into account everything you're not spending this covers most people's expenses now. It's not making everything easy, per se, and many businesses are still going under, but you won't starve or lose your house.

[@icetide9411]

"I don't think anything natural can be bad for you." Takes the most poisonous animal in the world and eats it: I'll be fine

[@Waftey]

I can imagine someone chewing on a box jellyfish

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

I mean if you cook it right you can eat a puffer fish but if you cut it wrong it will kill you

[@icetide9411]

@@TheNinthGeneration1 I mean swallow it whole

[@Waftey]

@@Hiroku_Konege a box jellyfish will kill you faster

[@Waftey]

@@Hiroku_Konege but being painful is not being dangerous

[@Ravioli05]

My little brother literally “washes” his hands for 3 seconds with cold water. I really want to slap the dumb out of him.

[@Lee-bv7tj]

Add soap- even cold water can help if there's soap/hand wash

[@santaclaus862]

He might be washing them, just not very well. 3 seconds *is* a wash, just a terrible one.

[@jimstoesz3878]

I'm Canadian and I can say that yes, EVERYONE who couldn't work because of COVID-19 got $2k a month. I still get $1250 a month as part of a university student stimulus program.

[@CrimCrim]

"I don't think anything that is natural can hurt you" Mmmm, this Deadly Nightshade tastes delicious

[@einienj3281]

I think I'll go play in a king cobra pit.. If I had one!

[@StomeAura]

Jake: You’ll feel better about yourself , because you’re smarter than them! Me: *Depressed and pissed off because I know that I’m going to die of being surrounded by idiots* Also Me: WHY ISN’T THE HAPPY JUICE WORKING?!

[@axethannanth]

"If his name starts with J, then he is probably satan." Satan: "The tables have turned, _Jesus."_

[@bubbykins4864]

Sesus: *"WRONG!* You think I would fall for your tricks, _Jatan?_ You really think I am dumb?"

[@Q75]

The turns tables*

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

@@Q75 turns tables the

[@Q75]

@@cuboembaralhado8294 table turns the

[@will0wtr335]

@@bubbykins4864 LMFAO

[@plompy3657]

I changed the comment so none of the replies would make sense. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@thylis75]

more like hurricane tortilla

[@kerrychristensen7204]

@@thylis75 finger guns

[@PICKYOPOI5ON]

The Boios Boio true

[@thatlittlecrab8842]

Feel natural now?

[@telemonlikehappy]

Ascendent_Crab bruh

[@cinnatic]

Jake literally lives in a hotel room.

[@852internationalconnect]

No joke i was like why tf is he in a hotel every video

[@Littleladyduck]

Hey Jake Canada viewer here! Yes everyone that was employed before march 8 in Canada is geting $2,200 a month if they are currently in quarantine ( plus bonus wages for essential services in some businesses ) As for the unemploy and retired they will be given something similar in the near future So pretty close to everyone but not quite

[@LastJames]

7:32 I'm Canadian and nope this is actually accurate, people that need it had to apply for it but everyone I know that applied for it managed to get it as far as I know.

[@thenormalundertaleweeb7293]

Day 2 of asking Jake to say, “I’m FaKoB JaKoB”

[@thenormalundertaleweeb7293]

Holy cow that’s a lot of likes in 5 hours... ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜!

[@wizardsuth]

"I don't think that anything that is natural can be bad for you" -- In that case, let's put her where humans naturally belong -- the Serengeti -- and see how she deals with the lions, hyenas, leopards, rhinos, hippos, and crocodiles that naturally inhabit the area.

[@legitscoper3259]

Corona map: New Jersey: why y'all looking at me ? (while slowly hiding Zombie bite)

[@NecrochildK]

Nah, that’s Tennessee. Some fucker in quarantine in home ran naked out into the street and bit an old lady to death.

[@havocspiral]

Wanna hear a facepalm? My prime minister shook hands with covid-19 patients.. *My prime minister now has symptoms of COVID-19.*

[@sheevpalpatine9704]

Let me guess. Your from the UK?

[@havocspiral]

Sheev Palpatine yep.

[@christopherstory514]

*surprised Pikachu face*

[@sheevpalpatine9704]

@@christopherstory514 I'm not suprised- sort of thing Boris Johnson would do

[@jameschristian1720]

Moral of the story you don't need to have common sense to be in politics 🙊🤦

[@rune30]

4:08 Yes. Sadly, a woman and her husband drank fish tank cleaner. The woman survived after being hospitalized, her husband died in the hospital.

[@octokid]

Jake: You're good! You're sitting inside. Me watching this outside in my back garden:

[@Elomentoplayz]

Lol

[@kirstygunn4523]

You are allowed to sit in your garden its part of your property

[@octokid]

@@kirstygunn4523 Congratulations you found the joke

[@thatbluejaybird]

"Good job for sitting inside!" Me: "I'm outside.... Sitting in an outside lounge.."

[@MALVer-qf7vs]

people who name start with a j is probably Satan Me, a christian: *"Hold up" and "Excuse me wtf"*

[@noncompliant209cali]

I just woke people up in my house laughing at "charity bird"

[@getmeto100ksoyoutubehastog5]

Day 13 of supporting the people who want jake to say”I’m Fakob Jakob”

[@plei4420]

Stop lying you only have 9 comments on this channel also u missed day 14

[@seatbelttruck]

Yes. Somebody drank fishbowl cleaner. Because humans may be the smartest species on the planet, but we're also really freaking dumb.

[@bluz9951]

“i don’t think anything natural is bad for you” me: *eats uranium*

[@SeanPat1001]

Funny you should say that. Around here, uranium and arsenic occur naturally in the environment. We have trace amounts of both in our water. The city claims they treat the water to reduce them to a safe level. That’s probably true, but we filter our water, just in case. 😎

[@cruz8852]

“I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you.” Alright guys, pack your bags cause we’re going to Neptune!

[@crispychris8399]

Confirmation: yes, someone did in fact drink fish tank cleaner. I am ashamed to live in this country lmao

[@绕建凯]

Saying corona virus isn't real isn't cool but you know what's cool? When fake jake says I'm fakob jakob

[@Cubingwizard]

Me in 2019: this is the worst year ever! Me in 2020: screw 2019,2020 is the worst year ever! 2021:Let me introduce myself

[@loveyourself8627]

😐 I dont think 2021 was introduce his self yet

[@Cubingwizard]

@@loveyourself8627 it's a joke you cold corndog

[@unigon794]

Cubing wizard 2021 the world just implodes

[@Cubingwizard]

@@unigon794 mqybe

[@thatrandomirishkid7210]

Ima make 2021 worse by re-astablishing Communism c:

[@doompillow8796]

"i don't think anything natural can be bad for you" Me and the boys at midnight looking for some Ｆ Ｕ Ｎ Ｇ Ｕ Ｓ

[@icrytoomuch9347]

The second post had a missed opportunity to say. Corona: hold my corona

[@castoryxkyriarch8815]

Day Pft I dunno of getting Jake to say “hi I’m fakob Jakob”

[@petroskonstantinou3901]

He even stoped doing he's intro!

[@kiraaisling9603]

“I don’t think anything that natural is bad for you.” Mercury: my time to shine Lava: my time to shine Apple seeds: my time to shine.

[@Liggliluff]

(4:00) Don't take medical advice from Trump. Don't take medical advice from any politician. Take medical advice from medical staff.

[@Zeytrixx]

Day 2 of supporting Katzly, just some guy with half a mustache, and the guy with the other half of the mustache to convince Jake to say *_”I’m Fakob Jacob”_*

[@Meximagician]

6:53 So THAT'S where I left my drinking competition medal! Thanks for finding it.

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

To everyone freaking out or scared that this might be the end, here's my advice. Coronavirus isnt the end. You will be safe as long as you listen to the medical professionals and doctors. Wash your hands, dont touch your face, quarantine yourself, and stay away from large groups. Since were all locked up in quarantine you could learn a new skill or even pick up a new hobby. Try reading the book you wanted to read or watch the show you have been pushing off from watching. Just chill and we will get through this.

[@ros3m4ries]

I've been really depressed and very anxious in this last 3 weeks, and seeing news that tons of badshit is going to occur in the coming times is only making me more and more panicking

[@ianmoseley9910]

Chris Currey Even if you are in a risk group and get it, you still have an 85% chance of surviving. Also there's more than enough KZbin cat videos to last the summer!

[@ros3m4ries]

@@ianmoseley9910 how do you know about my safe space:)

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

@@ianmoseley9910 if you are in a group of people and one person has it then you can be infected within hours, that's why we are in quarantine. But more people have gotten over it than died so I think were gonna be fine

[@chatboulon743]

The only good thing about being quarantined is it happening during gardening season. I can spend the entire day in my yard on sunny days, and inside with a movie on rainy days. 😎 It'll be alright. I hope...

[@AtotehZ]

Pneumonia vaccines can protect your lungs during the period you're infected with COVID-19 if you have underlying conditions such as asthma, COPD and diabetes. You'll still get ill, but the risk that you need to get in a respirator is reduced significantly, since the COVID-19 can no longer break down the walls in your lungs as badly.

[@Kullix11]

''i don't think anything natural can be bad for you'' Okay guys today we are going to be hugging a cactus and boxing a bear after drinking pure lava from a volcano

[@RandomStuff-cz6nz]

7:30 Well here in Denmark we do give everyone who’s not allowed to work 75 % of their regular salary every month

[@Jackalos1]

Same with 80% here in the UK. I'm not sure on the current rulings for zero-hour contract and self-employed people, but yeah it's accurate.

[@segtendoppcc4254]

"i dont think anything natural is bad for you." The sun, tsunamis, lightning, most viruses, most bacteria, volcanoes, the ocean, poisonous mushrooms and plants, falling trees, disease, earthquakes, need any more?

[@OkthenBi]

Hello

[@bubbykins4864]

Add on the very fabric of the universe, while we're at it.

[@balaurgaming3427]

Pepsi: We support our troops with a 70 year old Russian tank! US Army: W-wait, Pepsi? Where are our Abrams tanks? Russians: Suddenly come out with a whole fleet of Abrams tanks.

[@KellingtonDorkswafer]

11:27 Uhhh, but Jake... His shirt doesn't say anything political and that's the facepalm. It says "Triumph". The person thought it said "Trump" and attacked him.

[@pppaybackkk]

I took it to mean Jake was weirded out that someone would get into a fight over a political t-shirt at all, *let alone* this t-shirt.

[@simon_blackquill]

It's also one of those "and everybody clapped" stories that definitely truly happened.

[@ABaumstumpf]

The sad thing is that this is pretty much the only way in that Trump is agitating and leading to violence - the regressive left attacking people.

[@autiovaa5255]

@Starbright Wingtips When?

[@icantthinkofabetteraccount9031]

Did my dude really just call fish fillets fish fill-its

[@The_Stingingray]

Nothing natural can be bad for you. Me:Starts hesitantly walking towards a tornado

[@creativename6767]

1:09 “Winnie I’m so sorry to hear of this given that nelson died three months ago I’d describe his health condition as fairly serious”James Vietch.

[@dragoned7685]

Skygliderstorm That video was hilarous

[@winniepayen1352]

My name is actually Winnie and I saw the Winnie In this and got confused

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

If his name starts with J he's probably satan. **looks over at the Drawfee hosts** You're sure it has to be a he?

[@tiamta]

you know what else is natural and can be dangerous? an alligator

[@h.a.6884]

"I don't think that is natural can be harmful to you." Me: K. *eats a bulb agaric*

[@Splinkus2]

Mercury

[@rangopistacho6928]

Jesus: is the devil for having the word "j" in it Satan: I was bad but now I'm good

[@donttouchmehand2454]

To add information to the Canada thing, it's everyone who can confirm that they were employed within the past few months and lost their job. It's different than unemployment funds since it doesn't matter what your previous earnings were. It's a flat rate emergency fund for everyone who lost their job

[@tylermcdade3817]

well to be fair he shouldn’t have put “Electrons” in the middle of a sentence, so he was wrong idk why he was complaining

[@kristophesiem5336]

It was the correct answer, but the spelling was wrong because it was in the middle of the sentence and was capitalized

[@kristophesiem5336]

@Jay Harv28 a real teacher would probably give you 0,5 points less for making any type of typo

[@yeetusmann1796]

0:53 Locusts: *Hold my Mandibles* Mosquitos: *Hold my blood* Weeverfish and Lionfish: *Hold our Venomous Fin Spines* Tumors: *Hold my Cancerous Cell* Crabs and Lobsters: *Hold our Claws* The list goes on

[@tareqn.gaming1622]

My cat named Tiger who died from sunning himself after having a bladder problem: hold my piss

[@erikarussell1142]

Gwyneth Paltrow should find an irradiated rock... then tell us how natural shit can't be harmful.

[@daragon1296]

“I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you” **Australia and the Amazon screaming through flames** **Also Australia drowning** **And Australia covered in cane toads** I mean, Jesus Christ, what world are you living in?!

[@Jax-ke6jf]

She is living in her own stupidity :P

[@AtotehZ]

Negative results really don't mean anything. It's a statement of "you're like almost everyone". Testing for antibodies is way more interesting, since those who have them can start working normally again.

[@0davydebrycke328]

@@graygravity3856 nor negative nor positive results mean U have Corona. Think about this 👑

[@atoasterorsomethingtwoelec2324]

“I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you” tell that to cyanide

[@JadeTechna]

Day 2 of helping everyone get Jake to say "I'm Fakob Jakob"

[@Maya-Jasper]

Day 4 joining the culture with other people who want jake to say "I'm fakob jakob"

[@gusgus7457]

I don’t think anything natural can be bad for you. Literally everything that was made ever: I’m an edible

[@dawsonn2072]

Earth: Why are you hurting them? Corona: Because they hurt you..

[@astronic9979]

Earth: B*tch I LIVE TO CREATE LIVING THINGS

[@Bruh4.]

Well I mean it’s working

[@sapphire_cube1950]

Oh shit thats deep

[@devimon]

Dang it. I agree. I guess i will die now

[@xyoojmonsta8150]

The Raven Haven Corona: And yet you created me.

[@GameyGaming]

3:11 as a “J” baby I can confirm... **Low-Pitched laughter intensifies**

[@tareqn.gaming1622]

Hmm

[@arandomteto]

They were right about Jake Paul being the devil

[@buntafujiwara7698]

“I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you” “Why dont you drink some high octane, get some car power in your head”

[@Katze123]

Day 23 of trying to convince Jake to say *_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*

[@sbhattacharya7389]

Day 20 of supporting this

[@Katze123]

@@sbhattacharya7389 thnx for the support!

[@petroskonstantinou3901]

Why do we want him to say that?

[@Katze123]

@@petroskonstantinou3901 idk

[@kristersben]

The scary thing is that youre not lying

[@azv9427]

Jake : “You’re good your safe your inside watching a video” Me on a train : ...............

[@cloudii8976]

wtf

[@TaylorVSmith]

I'm pretty sure you were the first person who predicted a coronavirus outbreak in the Oval Office.

[@stephenwright8824]

Oh and like Trump didn't just copy BoJo as soon as his dimestore yes-men pack of criminals entered on the Federal payroll as his Cabinet told him it might - just _might_ - make a difference with his shrinking voter base in the next election? Pull the other one - _it has bells on._

[@haidee9889]

7:18 Brazil: We Will suspend salarys for 4 Months!

[@thatguy210]

"Coronavirus isn't real, it cant hurt you" The virus: *VIBE CHECK*

[@charmingsushiball9769]

"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you" C4nc3r: wanna hug w me? :3

[@NEILAMALONE]

husband has "underlying" health condition, depends on whether he was buried or cremated, then I guess he has a "under lying" condition - under the ground! LOL!

[@lilyscorner4618]

Day 1# of getting Jake to say “Hi I’m Fakob Jakob”

[@jon9529]

How dare you assume I’m watching this inside

[@realv01d28]

You missed the joke on the last one. He was attacked for his “trump shirt” when it actually said “triumph”

[@selestedoesntevencare2169]

No, he did get it. He even said the thing written on the shirt but he tends to get annoyed when it comes to anything political.

[@sal4m3ncexoltl59]

00:34 Me, who's watching this video in my backyard

[@NiceLunaa]

As for Canada , (don’t know about the others, I just happen to be canadien) the 2k/month is for everyone who can’t work because of the virus. Aka; if the store you work in closed due to the virus, you get the money. Also other who do work in essential places (for exemple, I still work since I’m a cashier in a grocery store) get a two dollar raise. (So basically my minimum wage at 12,5$ is now boosted to 14,5$/ an hour which is pretty good). So basically everyone get something/ are supposed too.

[@tellertube2349]

"im immune"