r/HFY TFOS

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@eleventhprimarch5303]

Are the aliens trying to cancel recess forever? This sounds like something Captain Underpants would be fighting.

[@AgroSquerril]

Commander Keen

[@tacticalmarsupial6201]

I was gonna say it sounds like the recess movie

[@DomR1997]

@@tacticalmarsupial6201 I thought it, you said it, recess rules.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Reminds me of the Disney Recess series, in one episode as part of a goverment experiment they remove recess and give the children test after test, thinking it would improve their scores and can't understand why it gets worse and worse, then the goverment gets the ingenious idea to alocate some time in the middle of the school day where the children are being let outside to do their own thing, truly an inovative thing, first time anyone have ever thought of that.

[@crowsenpai5625]

1st story: “he he, aliens confused about recess.” 2nd story: “he he, aliens learning about recess.” 3rd story: *War, Sacrifice, Extinction*

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

I love that everyone agrees that humans *WILL* have drop pods and that is as awesome as it is correct.

[@TheStarMachine2000]

​@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Why wouldn't we? Fastest way to enter atmosphere and great for shock and awe. Build em well enough, and you got an orbital bombardment as well!

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@TheStarMachine2000 some people hate people having fun and cool stuff These types also like to point out there is no sound in space That mechs can not happen or are a dumb idea And love to say “it’s a movie/fiction/show” like it’s insightful rather than just annoying

[@TheStarMachine2000]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Mechs are also not completely useless. They make great distractions

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@TheStarMachine2000 there is the major morale effect on both sides too and propaganda.

[@HimitsuYami]

Story 3 reminds me of a quote. "Remember us. Remember that we once lived." - Emet-Selch

[@jedi-rl1hq]

It could also be a bit of a spiff from the 300 movie in the end when the narrator (can't remember his name) says remember us, remember why we died, no simpler an order a king can give.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

That sabaton reference being a captains last words for his last stand is awesome, they must have been outnumbered 40 to 1 but still they chose to resist and bite.

[@somewhereelse1235]

A bit late but the name of the song is based off of a supposed motto they had, *Resiste Et Mords*, Resist and Bite in English.

[@ShadoonGrogono]

The last story was awesome. It even barrowed line from the Rage poem was a great touch. It was well done and well read.

[@AgroSquerril]

borrowed from another one as well , cant remember which line though

[@ShadoonGrogono]

Nice, I may just listen to it again to see if I notice something else.

[@ChickenVhett]

“Resist and bite” kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3jXdntnnpxrqas

[@arobidy]

@@AgroSquerril resist and bite. Belgium special forces motto. Also a damn good song by Sabaton

[@julonkrutor4649]

By "We hold the line!" I screamed in my head "Cadia stands!"

[@purpledevilr7463]

I want another follow up on that human training story, oh and good narration.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@stacynonyabizz4241]

none remain gave me shivers

[@AgroSquerril]

if you were a wood golem , would it have shivered your timber?

[@crystaltriforce64]

i love how some of these stories make me almost say "oh honey no!" out loud

[@Hello-ub8kt]

The first two are the sort of hfy I like

[@AgroSquerril]

I am glad

[@AthanCage]

Fan - wait for it - tastic

[@AgroSquerril]

lol . thanks

[@ouberfox5898]

In the first one the alien forget that we are a predator species

[@badjer4328]

What kind of world doesn't have predators on it, even considering talking about a lack of food, and a need to reduce calorie intake, it sounds like a peaceful life

[@CoolDude-kc4he]

It seems like overpopulation would be a big problem.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Name an Ozzie animal that can hunt and eat a kangaroo. Humans and dingoes and that's all that's left. And dingoes go for easier prey unless really hard up.

[@mackenziedrake]

It doesn't mean they don't or didn't have predators. Hiding and resting when possible is also a workable survival strategy, and a preferable one if you're saving calories.

[@alexs5814]

yeah! i really would have loved to hear about a part three of that "recess = war training" storyline. Imagine the look on the aliens faces when we tell them that our "deathworld" is so energy rich that most animals have developed ways to burn off that energy in a fashion that allows them to train for life or death encounters.

[@petercoulam1101]

1646 is the sequel to this

[@alexs5814]

@@petercoulam1101 Excuse me but where do i type in 1646 to search for it?

[@petercoulam1101]

@@alexs5814 that is the episode number in this series one of the most recent

[@centurion7993]

For the last story, if you are wondering about the resist and bite part refer to Sabaton they have a song on it, all I will say is it is a ww2 thing

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

They have a album called the “last stand” and it is one of their greatest album. I swear that ship must have been crewed by polish hands and that drop ship was either smoking snakes or devil dogs. if you like history and power metal I can’t recommend them enough, military bands have even played their songs pretty often.

[@jeanannd]

LOL, swings, slids, merry go rounds, monkey bars, hide and seek, IT and dodge ball - PLAY is now preparing us for war?

[@zapdog_]

17:02 sabaton reference

[@somewhereelse1235]

I know this comment is 2 years old, but the song name comes from a Belgian motto of the time, *Resiste Et Mords*.

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

3rd story must be part of a series because his first reference was the story the last stand of the 9th

[@johns9652]

I don't recall the title, but that third story did seem like it mirrored another story that Agro read. In it, an intelligence officer is observing a Xeno force to learn about them, and is running through sewers and such to escape them after they discover he is there. He is waiting on extraction to get his intel back to headquarters when some space marine types that seemed straight out of Alien or Starship Troopers land, and one by one by a dozen start dying to get him and his precious intel safely offplanet. I think that's the part about "300 soldiers died".

[@lupaswolfshead9971]

@@johns9652 last stand of the 9th

[@draconus15]

That last one was amazing.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@brianlips8346]

Thanks for the story

[@ChickenVhett]

Excellent work!

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you liked

[@kerwinbrown4180]

Those teachers are sneaky.

[@themaxterz0169]

1. 0:21 2. 4:57 3. 9:30

[@amberpelton5679]

Awesome story! ❤

[@Ct--yn1xw]

I love your videos

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoy

[@tsuna666]

"Remember us" BRO GO SCRAPE UP DNA SOME SAMPLES AND GET CLONING ALREADY

[@madvlad5494]

Not with a whisper...

[@arakheno4051]

For Adam

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@edgarob9803]

love this channel i'm looking for a story about how a human trains a alien race for war anyone know the name

[@grogvaughan5649]

"So others may live."

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@joe31226]

praise the algorithm

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@blastphantomgames6369]

That last one gotta be mad incompetent ... Not gonna lie they definitely won't survive too much longer if another big bad comes along

[@masonl1573]

Who's cutting onions

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Forkin great

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you like

[@Zael_Moonblade]

Sabaton Strikes even in the future!

[@somewhereelse1235]

The name of the song is based off of an actual motto from the Belgians the song is about, *Resiste Et Mords*. Resist and Bite.

[@Zshlasher]

Hold the line

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@AFriend21]

I Am Adam

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A.

[@merlinwizard1000]

81st, 8 September 2023

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice