r/HFY TFOS# 457 - Tastes Like Chicken by SanctumWrites (Hfy/Sci-Fi/Horror Reddit Stories)

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Greetings Ladies and Mentlegents and welcome to my channel where I like to make LEGAL Audiobooks of various types from web novels and short stories. If you are new to the channel then click on the information icon for the entire playlist to help get you up to current faster.
This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
As Always i hope you enjoy and can find some content on my channel you like. Feel free to recommend a series or a story and i will have a look into it.
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00:00 Intro
00:22 Tastes Like Chicken by SanctumWrites
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

[@wrathshorts2894]

Xeno: Human you are not following proper... Human: GET IN MAH BELLY!

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@isaackinsley1662]

I originally thought it was gonna be a joke about alien cuisine. Instead I get a horrific accident and a traumatized lizard person. Great story and narration, you have a great voice.

[@purpledevilr7463]

That was a great story and a great narration. Everything that human said was completely true.

[@ChesireWaltz]

Hello! I never got around to saying this but thank you for reading my story! The last year has been insane and I'm sorry this slipped through the cracks. It's crazy looking and seeing someone did an audio reading of my story! I do have one tiny suggestion in the future though. I see you censored the swears. I'm 2000% understanding of the fact you would like to keep it clean on your channel, but just in the future I would suggest you ask the author what words they would like to substitute; there were a few in here that the character definitely would not have said. Overall, thank you! The way you said the last line really put a smile on my face!!!

[@johns9652]

I know this comment is two years old, but I like what Firefly did with swearing, they translated it to Chinese. That gave it an alien feel to English speakers, kept it mostly clean for the audience, and avoided censorship that was too dumb to keep up. Plus, it just made sense that if Earth were to grow into a apscefaring race, it would require all the various independent nations to develop some co-dependence.

[@JosephKano]

That would totally be a human thing to ask as well... What did he taste like.

[@Cousin-Eddy]

Trying to find the story about a captured human eating bird aliens and freaking out their leadership.

[@johns9652]

I think I know the story you're talking about, a Human is on a frontier planet Xenos use for training exercises, and they think their squad is going to easily capture or kill the Human, only to watch in horror as he fashions a set of bolos or spear or something, kills and eats an Avian Xeno because he's hungry and has no idea they're sentient. Sorry, but I don't remember the name or story number.

[@taetannim3581]

Holy crap, lmao, that was wickedly dark!

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

why didn't he eat the ones that were already dead? seems like a waste to wait for the fresh one, thats good meat thats steady rotting, you gotta get it while it's still good. save the lizard for last.

[@ChesireWaltz]

Too charred. Like think of barbeque and all the black bits that are past just crispy.

[@KingMarkus222]

Now i want me some fried alligator 🐊

[@johns9652]

I've had that when I was doing some work in Texas, I was merely curious but it was surprisingly good. Don't know if it was how it was made, or how it just is, but it tasted like spicy shrimp to me.

[@KingMarkus222]

Damn that was a heavy one

[@finrusthewolf2218]

Okay, wow. I feel wrong in liking the title, as I think it implies that it’s happen and this is more a memory. Though I can’t say for sure(would have to be tasted,instead) if I’m right

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@brianrussell2441]

So that is what he was doing

[@the_Kurgan]

Yeah this one was really good.

[@FedralBI]

Now I'm hungry. F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

nom nom

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@davedave8986]

Is boiled chicken good or disgusting

[@AgroSquerril]

in a broth of a soup yes , otherwise no

[@davedave8986]

Agro Squerrils good point

[@bobsterclause342]

The idea of boiled chicken is to cook it passed when you over cooked it until its not over cooked anymore. Taking it out of soup, might taste fine, but the texture isn't great. It has to be boiled to stringy, not cooking it enough might work in soup too. Maybe if cooked like ramen noodles, it would be good out of soup

[@ericwhite3526]

Depends how its done and how much broth the skin holds also if you are hungry anything is easily 10 times better. If boiled enough the bones are edible and share some flavor back to the meat add spices then boil off the water leaving the flavor concentrated in the pan . that or make soup. soup is more economical. Reuse bones for next batch till dead soft. However if you got a lobster pot of water and boil it as is then leave the skin in the pot and boil out the flavor of the chicken then serve the flavorless chicken its not good unless you do something to add new taste to it

[@dragonriderabens9761]

I hope they both got out of there and it didn’t come to that

[@themanguy4074]

Dude, soooo good. Ima see if I can donate 25

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed

[@GenStallion]

That was great.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@arakheno4051]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@bobsterclause342]

For the hoard

[@ChrissieBear]

The reddit link in the description is wrong.

[@WingManFang1]

Mmmmm tasty Hyperchickens. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@badjer4328]

FOR THE HORDE! I doubt any creature sp dense as to quote regulation like this in this kind of a situation would ever become space fairing. It's just too dense and empty headed to ask.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Space Horde

[@calvingreene90]

He finds comfort in the rules and regulations.

[@ChesireWaltz]

@@calvingreene90 Bingo! I never said this but he was kinda there to be the walking rulebook; crew didn't like Szii much but the corporate higher-ups would have loved having someone around to nag people about their rules.

[@calvingreene90]

@@ChesireWaltz That and people like that are often very competent in their narrow field he is the guy that watches gauges without daydreaming.

[@donaldscholand4617]

Waste of good jerky.

[@scottyp1303]

Was his last name Donner or Lecter?

[@ChesireWaltz]

As I wrote, in my head it was Michaels actually 😂

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️‼️

[@undrachvrsage]

FTA

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@unclestoma4699]

fta

[@VadulTharys]

F T A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

51st, 21 November 2023