r/HFY TFOS# 491 - Terminal by Haenir ( HFY / Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened to sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #NArration

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SEMPA not Simper.

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A death worth dying beats the hell out of death by cancer.

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My boi was getting to Valhalla full stop.

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An old soldier is never to be underestimated

[@AgroSquerril]

true dat

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Never. Youth and cunning are no match for age and treachery. A 40yo in a job where 30 is old and men die at 21, he is old for a reason so beware hehe

[@ICountFrom0]

The grass grows greener that day.

[@413draco]

Never underestimate a soldier that knows they're gonna die.

[@syrathdouglas1244]

Fear not the man that has practiced with a thousand weapons, but the man that has mastered the few he needs.

[@Wolfbroa]

I love the interactions between old man and cat person, it’s just adorable

[@MrTiberus1701]

As an old soldier I can think of no better way to make the trip to Valhalla then just like this.

[@shosroy]

The algorithm has recommended me this story five times from three different people and I have listened to it every time. Just a wonderful story

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoy

[@patrickkeefer8678]

Every MAN wishes that his last moments alive are a struggling battle against a foe. To die with boots on and a weapon clutched. To die an honorable death in battle.

[@lakins-anderson7981]

Yes. A Deathbed surrounded by Family is for the Womenfolk. Do not go gentle.

[@Strutinan]

Been there done that. Then I crawled out of the fetid sewer's shit, and marched to EVAC in borrowed boots, since I was wearing *NOTHING* intact anymore. But that was one less jizzlamic "orphanage" trafficking kids to mucklem brothels. It was *worth* the sunburn and chemical shower. Now here I am almost 30 years later, retired, and we've replaced one pseudo-orphanage with the state of Minnesota, and the entire FUCKING state department! Then placed the EnSniffer & Queef in charge of the whole operation, and are trying to use weaponized communism to make sure it metastasizes to the other 48 (Commiefornia is already lost). I'm an old broken soldier. I don't want to have to add more faces to my nightly nightmare gallery, but the oath of service had no expiration date. And better faces...than the screams.

[@mattbrown5511]

An old soldier with nothing to lose is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction.

[@robertschumacher2707]

He decides to go out the way he came in- kicking and screaming.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@GabrielHellborne]

Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.

[@James-bw4np]

You made them pay for it old timer... Valhalla awaits.

[@AgroSquerril]

indeed

[@Draktand01]

HFY stories often talk about human honor. This right here is a fine example of human honor.

[@LasseROM]

May the algorithm carry the soldier to Valhalla.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@beingsneaky]

The Ole saying "there are bold soldiers, there are old soldiers but there are no bold old soldiers"

[@YoshiBlad3]

"Meow Mix" made me lose my shit. S+

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@Monster_Ink]

Great tale, for the algorith & for the old soldier!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@CaptainShield]

Valhalla opens its doors wide and accepts another honored warrior to its tables.

[@roboticfish317]

Got to say really like the thumbnails awesome scifi scenes dude.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you like

[@robertbemis9800]

Old soldiers “die hard”, don’t they

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@Rivindrid]

Fear the old man doing the young mans job.

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@stevedixon921]

Reminds me a bit of the movie "Gran Torino" (actor: Clint Eastwood).

[@dalemorgan8263]

Most don't get to choose their deaths. He did.

[@theskeletoninthebasement9688]

This is very good. I believe the algorithm is pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoyed.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@mekelwander6551]

For the algorithm and beyond!

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@whowhat4573]

That was good. Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

hail the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@kencarlson2855]

Sail for the algorithm

[@purpledevilr7463]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm!

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@renaissancepress247]

A great one

[@strgunlinr2464]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

FOR THE ALGORITHM!!!

[@davedave8986]

For the algorithm

[@davedave8986]

May Travis Rest In Peace

[@AgroSquerril]

@@davedave8986 Kicking ass in the afterlife

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

RIP Travis For the Algorithm

[@sydneydaum9204]

for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm!!

[@windsorcorbin1005]

Meow Mix LOL

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@RETAMOZA]

You always make them pay

[@MymMars]

Rip Travis

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

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For the Forkin algorithm!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the sporking algorithm

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[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bob the dragon

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Did it work?

[@AgroSquerril]

It did , thank you very much

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Like for the Like-God

[@AgroSquerril]

blammo liked

[@stevenlong959]

Subs for the Sub-Throne

[@unluckyeddy7966]

Til Valhalla

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

First

[@AgroSquerril]

first reply

[@purpledevilr7463]

27th view 8th like 9th comment. So there are more comments then likes, that’s a hard ratio to pull of.

[@bobsterclause342]

854 yesterday. 858 today.

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@merlinwizard1000]

97th, 3 July 2023

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Cancer still around?

[@riellymurphy402]

F

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For the algorithm

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For the algorithm

[@rpgmaniac420]

For the algorithm and beyond!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@kirkjones9639]

For the algorithm!

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

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For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm