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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@crowsenpai5625
@crowsenpai5625 2 жыл бұрын
When the escort ship mentioned how the Antelope was berthed before they even arrived “probably due to difficulty securing new cargo” I like to imagine they got cargo just fine, but what took them so long was: Antelope “oh, we also need some refueling.” Station “ah, that’s fine. What does your drive take, hydrogen right?” Antelope “ehhhhhh, about that…”
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
LoL
@booperdooper1790
@booperdooper1790 2 жыл бұрын
I mean it can use hydrogen but of the more unstable varieties
@MuwaUWU
@MuwaUWU Жыл бұрын
​​@@booperdooper1790 spicy hydrogen
@whitedawn2122
@whitedawn2122 4 жыл бұрын
Me when he said Orion drive: *OHHHH YESSSSS*
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
boom
@eXpriest
@eXpriest 3 жыл бұрын
Pirates: Surrender immediately! Orion Drive: FWOOO -Carrier Signal Lost-
@robertstoneking7916
@robertstoneking7916 2 жыл бұрын
Footfall by Niven and Pournelle had an Orion drive battleship with nuclear pumped lasers.
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
Oh.. You know it.
@SNaKeEyexxx
@SNaKeEyexxx 2 жыл бұрын
I read the “OHHHH YESSSSS” in David Tennant’s voice because of Doctor Who
@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750
@nullblasterthevoidmaker1750 3 жыл бұрын
"Your ship craps out nuclear bombs!?"
@waynecampeau4566
@waynecampeau4566 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the old put-put drive. :) Crude but effective. BTW, that kick-plate would probably shrug of anything short of a planetary powered LASER, or fractional C railgun hit.
@jordanbryan2612
@jordanbryan2612 Жыл бұрын
a huge ablative shield meant to ride the Shockwave of multiple nuclear weapons as a form of propulsion should be able to shrug off that and more. honestly if you run into trouble, just point the rear of the ship at them and accelerate away. try to follow me...
@duanesamuelson2256
@duanesamuelson2256 Жыл бұрын
Laser wouldn't touch it..its also ablative material and the outgassing would suck a ton of power from a Laser beam. Railgun? Perhaps but the shield may be 20m thick (for the mass don't cha know
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 3 жыл бұрын
Yikes... When I heard the drive the human ship was using, I nearly had to clean my screen. Haven't heard that system mentioned in a while. In theory, it can do Earth to Jupiter in 6 months, and the more you pack on, the smoother the ride.
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
Best part to me was from the ones that proposed it. Ok, that is impressive. But I don't see how it will land... Oh than. Meh... We will figure that out on the way back. Wow.. Salute.
@Evilroco
@Evilroco Жыл бұрын
@@mstrfool The US looked into such propulsion when they still had the idea of space war ships (before NASA got the space program) and the Army , Navy and Air force were all vying for control.
@TheMonk72
@TheMonk72 Жыл бұрын
Ah, good old Orion. Proof that humans, when faced with basically any problem, will at some point try to blow the problem up. With nukes, if possible. Because engineering is *supposed* to be loud
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
With the proper lasing rods the Antelope could be firing x-ray laser blasts.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Study nuclear pumped x-ray lasers.
@ouberfox5898
@ouberfox5898 3 жыл бұрын
Haha that pirates would think her running under suddenly more radiation
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
Foot fall. Larry Niven. Delightful idea.
@Lord_Lasagña
@Lord_Lasagña 4 жыл бұрын
Listening to your stories/narration have released the stress within my body and mind. More please.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
i am glad it helps and more is on the way
@Lord_Lasagña
@Lord_Lasagña 4 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril send in the cavalry!!
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 4 жыл бұрын
Love these 3 am starts, makes my night pass better at work
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Glad it makes your day easier.
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 4 жыл бұрын
Kurtis Miller. What country do you live in? Again in Britain it’s 8:00.
@haroldwilbert4377
@haroldwilbert4377 4 жыл бұрын
@@purpledevilr7463 im going to guess same as me, eastern U.S.A standard time. These make my night shift much better too.
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 4 жыл бұрын
@@purpledevilr7463 USA, just outside Detroit, Michigan. I was born and raised 45 miles (approx 70 kms) southwest and an international border away just outside Windsor, Ontario, Canada
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 4 жыл бұрын
I wish that I found more brits in the internet. But anyway thanks for enlightening me.
@wtfamidoing9716
@wtfamidoing9716 4 жыл бұрын
Oh the antilope sloop was a sickening sight
@jamesforgie6594
@jamesforgie6594 3 жыл бұрын
how I wish I were in Sherbrooke now
@itachi112059
@itachi112059 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesforgie6594 A letter of marque came from the king
@the_victorious_1
@the_victorious_1 3 жыл бұрын
@@itachi112059 to the scummiest vessel I have ever seen!
@Rogue_Shad0w
@Rogue_Shad0w 2 жыл бұрын
God damn them all!
@akumarazgriz6644
@akumarazgriz6644 2 жыл бұрын
I was told we'd sail in space for alien gold
@tedb.5707
@tedb.5707 3 жыл бұрын
500 kt nuclear tungsten shaped-charges salvos? Like the steel manhole cover launched from the Nevada Test Range at six-times Escape Velocity.
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing that.. I would almost hit escape velocity just crapping my self...
@markfergerson2145
@markfergerson2145 Жыл бұрын
No, not tungsten shaped charges- the nukes are designed to exert most of their output in one direction rather than in a spherical fireball. Look up Casaba Howitzer.
@lupaswolfshead9971
@lupaswolfshead9971 Жыл бұрын
Yep the fastest man made thing on earth is the manhole cover i really do love that crazy little fact
@greygalaxy8638
@greygalaxy8638 3 жыл бұрын
Aliens: We are propelled by advanced drive systems capable of rapid acceleration and the most nimble of maneuvering. We can control our velocity to the minutest degree. Humans: Haha Nuke goes Booom. *WEEEEEEEEEEE*
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
Heheheh
@JosephKano
@JosephKano 3 жыл бұрын
I like the jump point idea and transition time, that's a good way of setting it up I think.
@chrissalch693
@chrissalch693 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my ... Orion pulsed drive ...
@FuzzyMarineVet
@FuzzyMarineVet 8 ай бұрын
The description of the jump drives in this story brings to mind the Traveler game.
@flameendcyborgguy883
@flameendcyborgguy883 3 жыл бұрын
ORIAN TYPE?! Wow, for such ship it should have quite some kick!! Edit: Ok, so for those who might not be truely understanding why it makes me smile: This engine type would be great for warship do to fact it is stirthy and it also can be used as a wepon, as it main function is throwing out big, usualy nuclear charges to propel itself forward... It is illegal do to radiation which breaks the space low right now until it is provent to be in the secure zone, which funly enough is not about solar system.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
kabloom , wheeeeeee , kabloom , wheeeeee
@flameendcyborgguy883
@flameendcyborgguy883 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril Basicly
@Zael_Moonblade
@Zael_Moonblade 2 жыл бұрын
Space is the safest place to use nukes especially of the size used for that type of drive. The base radiation level will not even be affected by the fallout of the nukes.
@sebastianc9716
@sebastianc9716 Жыл бұрын
@@Zael_Moonblade Yes and no. If it is properly used in space it would be save. But just imagine a carrier rocket that is transporting some Plutonium up into space exploding at low altitude spreading the Plutonium over an inhabitated area.
@Zael_Moonblade
@Zael_Moonblade Жыл бұрын
@@sebastianc9716 That is a completely different thing.
@lewis7315
@lewis7315 Жыл бұрын
Thanks, nice ... reminds me of the WWs "Q" ships
@arobidy
@arobidy 4 жыл бұрын
Another 8 hour drive catching up on hfy thanks!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
a pleasure , stay safe
@SeedlingNL
@SeedlingNL 2 жыл бұрын
That drive system is an actual proposed spaceship thruster called Project Archangel, but never build due to the obvious sideeffects of detonating dozens of nukes... There's a 1985 science fiction novel called Footfall, written by two big names in the scifi genre, where humans build a ship using this drive to attack the alien mothership/colony ship. (The name refers to the asteroid the aliens dropped on Earth, as their elephant-like species settles disputes by pushing each other down and stand on them. Initial contact with humans on the ground did not go well for that reason...)
@Jutte777
@Jutte777 2 жыл бұрын
Wait...What ? Orion drive ???---really! - hahaha cool ! Would have been totally EPIC if it had been called the "IMS Daedalus"...
@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 2 жыл бұрын
Larry Niven - Footfall - Earth saved from space elephants invasion by Orion Drive Dreadnought surprise attack. 👍
@waynecampeau4566
@waynecampeau4566 2 жыл бұрын
That's "Footfall" :) Good book.
@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 2 жыл бұрын
@@waynecampeau4566 Dang auto-correct! Thanks.👍
@mstrfool
@mstrfool 2 жыл бұрын
Dang it. Need to remember to check comments before posting. Beat me by months... And I got bit by the same auto incorrect...
@anycombo
@anycombo 8 ай бұрын
Great book. Love Mote in the Gods Eye too
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 жыл бұрын
You had me at Orion... you had me at Orion. F.T.A.
@sbritton1313
@sbritton1313 3 жыл бұрын
They had me at "BOOM"
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
Forkin great work
@leadingauctions8440
@leadingauctions8440 2 жыл бұрын
An excellent story.
@chrissalch693
@chrissalch693 2 жыл бұрын
This one came to mind and I had to look it up again.
@Shepherd1952
@Shepherd1952 Жыл бұрын
So basically its the equivalent of rocket jumping in a game. Just with nukes.
@hanzzel6086
@hanzzel6086 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty much.
@gundam2jimmy
@gundam2jimmy 3 жыл бұрын
6:35 Yup 9:43 BOOM 10:52
@james35124
@james35124 2 жыл бұрын
This is such a good story
@ouberfox5898
@ouberfox5898 3 жыл бұрын
That was a really good one
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@ronpope1373
@ronpope1373 8 ай бұрын
Good one!
@OrangeRising
@OrangeRising 10 ай бұрын
I think I picked up some of the lyrics of Dawson's Christian by Carmen Miranda's Ghost at the end there. Maybe a coincidence, but would be a cool reference if not.
@saunshilu
@saunshilu 6 ай бұрын
"yes riko..."
@JRRodriguez-nu7po
@JRRodriguez-nu7po Жыл бұрын
It should have been called the kangaroo or springbok.
@jeroylenkins1745
@jeroylenkins1745 3 жыл бұрын
the antelope: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kHraq4Whn9NrbNk
@nos2342
@nos2342 3 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 4 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@dragon_games1657
@dragon_games1657 11 ай бұрын
Welcome to the newest nateration. Of Fuck around and find out..... 😅
@justinreijnders8992
@justinreijnders8992 4 жыл бұрын
the link seems to be wrong
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
should be right now.
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@beingsneaky
@beingsneaky 2 жыл бұрын
Why do they not think to have retractable sensors on the push plate????
@jakeand9020
@jakeand9020 Жыл бұрын
A warship probably would, but for a cargo hauler the price would be prohibitive considering minimal gain.
@anycombo
@anycombo 8 ай бұрын
Far better to have fold outs on the hull extending past the drive plate.
@terrieterblans7027
@terrieterblans7027 6 ай бұрын
This story is like war 95% utter crappy boredom and 5% good story. Rambling on and on and on and on and on and on and on ad nauseum.
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын
For the Prophet
@ironworksdragon6843
@ironworksdragon6843 3 жыл бұрын
Bob the dragon
@DanJones-np8xb
@DanJones-np8xb 2 ай бұрын
5:30 terrible tactic. Just terrible. Why would any captain ever! position themselves, during babysitting duties, where at least a third, if not more, of their target acquisition arc.. cone? Is filled with friendlies!? And why would you WANT potential enemies to assume an easy target? Especially considering the implied self confidence of the final statement? "... Hopefully they will assume the guard detail, is not there..." (Paraphrased) If the guard detail would discourage the enemy from attacking in the first place!? Then don't hide them!
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
94th, 3 July 2023
@sparkycat3068
@sparkycat3068 3 жыл бұрын
@asgardianblacksmith464
@asgardianblacksmith464 4 жыл бұрын
Good Narration, but the story is so...Zzzzzzzzz!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
maybe tonights ones will be more to your liking
@asgardianblacksmith464
@asgardianblacksmith464 4 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril We'll see ^^
@rodolfog2459
@rodolfog2459 3 жыл бұрын
Foreplay takes awhile too... 😜🤩
@Steelsteed58
@Steelsteed58 10 ай бұрын
YAP YAP, this story is sooo, lame😂
@Steelsteed58
@Steelsteed58 10 ай бұрын
Jesus get on with the effing story, ,short and sweet PLEASE
@Monster_Ink
@Monster_Ink 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
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