r/HFY TFOS# 566 - Hazzard by Lostfol (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@Valeomega1996]

*Alien makes blockade near asteroid belt* Humanity:Free death race track *Aliens profitable confusion*

[@AgroSquerril]

seems legit

[@lordpfeiffer8490]

Aliens plus humans this is probably the new NASCAR. and the humans designs of ships will just get better improved and hell even our power generation is probbly getting more and more powerful all these aliens are doing is helping us design better shit.

[@918guy]

Them Duke boys gettin up to no good.

[@WingManFang1]

Humans in 2021: “Gotta go fast!” Humans racing an Alien blockade in 1200 years: “I got the Need, the Need for Speed!”

[@AgroSquerril]

i am speed!

[@scheinerchen6471]

smart enough to understand the laws of physics and stupid enough to break them, i like that :-D

[@laserlights9684]

Bend not break. Laws are really only loose rules made from obversation. Like the video said humans are good at finding loopholes to rules so i think the better version is bend them

[@Jason-sm4oc]

'Traveling faster than you can see' definitely pushes on the boundary of the definition of 'sanity'

[@Geroskop]

Technically, you've got tunnel vision in those curcomstances, not complete" blindness".

[@laserlights9684]

@@Geroskop no.. Its total nothingness. You can see because of light. If you move faster than light your eyes cant register any light. You wouldnt even see the inside of the ship

[@ZM1306]

Ever watch a top fuel dragster? The driver view is nuts. You can't see anything after launch until the engine cuts off at 1/8th mile.

[@TheJMPD]

Just remember what Jack Burton always says: "I never drive faster than I can see "

[@t.j.cornett7495]

Basically the cannonball in space, sweet!

[@olebloom1641]

My Granddaddy was a moonshine runner and loved to go fast while sipping whiskey. Madlad for certain. This story brought back happy memories.

[@spacetechempire510]

Welp I would believe that we would literally do this

[@christopherbahena4498]

Nascar in space sounds about right.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@lloydkeith3061]

Yep,... totally something we humans would do. We are the "pft,... hold my beer" species.

[@AgroSquerril]

sounds about right

[@jamesskelton3488]

I do hope Junior Jonhson the 23rd is on of the pilots in space Nascar

[@sherylcascadden4988]

"Godspeed, Godspeed, Godspeed, Speed us away! We're going nowhere fast!"

[@zetaking2909]

sooo space version of how nascar got started >.>

[@donaldscholand4617]

It reminds me of a scene from the BBC series Red Dwarf. The ships AI tried to explain to the MC how hard it was to pilot the ship at light speed. "Even with a IQ of 2000, it's still brown trousers time up here!"

[@purpledevilr7463]

Seems realistic.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@Jason-sm4oc]

My credits are on the red one, 'cos we all know red makes it faster

[@AgroSquerril]

of course

[@mrblaqfyre3130]

@@AgroSquerril Screw dat im cheering for the orange one with the Empire logo on top with the callsign Grand Moff Tarkin

[@mikehenthorn1778]

Mine or on the " we break for no one"

[@kennethmana3103]

Char Aznable The red Comet

[@donaldscholand4617]

​@@mrblaqfyre3130Is that a General Lee oblique reference? 👍

[@seanpeacock4290]

is this pod racing? I'm sure that it's better than driving in a circle for 500 miles

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

No... not pod racing! This is Dukes of Hazard in Space! Copperhead Road!

[@stevedixon921]

Technically it would be an oval, but yeah, point taken. High stakes rally perhaps? "Smokey and the Bandit" (get something from point A to point B as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz) Or a "Cannonball Run" (the movie where you cross the USA as fast as you can, avoiding the fuzz)

[@johns9652]

@@Nyet-Zdyes You've nailed it, those talking about Cannonball Run and Death Race are wrong. The author even calls one of the characters Captain Bossog. Boss Hogg. The only way he could have made it more clear what his inspiration was would be saying a ship named the General Lee won, or having one of the ships play a Dixie horn over the comms channel.

[@itachi112059]

Oh yes the most important question of all Does it fast?

[@AgroSquerril]

zoooom

[@bobsterclause342]

Lol. So much more funny than does it go fast

[@00DayMan00]

This just feels like Redline

[@duncanmassey2099]

This is a masterpiece 👏

[@carlfranz6805]

Just an asside... the Sol asteroid belt averages 600,000km distance between asteroids.

[@Geroskop]

2 light seconds apart... considering FTL... just input 1/FTL. Seems legit to me))))

[@carlfranz6805]

@@Geroskop good point... I think.... what were we talking about again?

[@Geroskop]

@@carlfranz6805 we were talking about asteroid belt desity and ships moving at, and above, light speed. I was arguing that even with distances between roids of half a light second, when you moving at speed of more than C you have percived dencity higher.

[@jamaicanewshub9582]

Now, try navigating at the speed of light

[@silva1sme994]

Red line in space?

[@theycallmetim4201]

Great story man

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you enjoyed

[@brianfulwood7827]

I could see this actually being a thing.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@SergeyWaytov]

I just love those stories!)

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@bandiras2]

Redline 2009 for reference!

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@brianmeadows1137]

Bootleggers in Space! A part two would be fun or a precull running shine.

[@kerwinbrown4180]

Independent colony. If a colony is too much trouble to rule then grant it independence.

[@Bruh-po8fc]

Hey agro I wanted to let you know that 2 more chapters if pretty little deathworlders came out a few days ago

[@AgroSquerril]

cool , ill add em to the list

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

I WANNA GO FAST!

[@AgroSquerril]

zoooooooooom

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For Squerril

[@arakheno4051]

For the Race!!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the speed

[@shaunford8529]

sounds like space nascar

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@richardhowells5804]

GAS GAS GAS!

[@bananamuffiin9869]

Yaaaaay new video !!!!! Thank you !!!✨🌸👍🎉🥳🎉💖🌟

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@KwaterbugBUTCHER]

For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿

[@bobsterclause342]

Try not to laugh challenge.

[@davedave8986]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Dakka dakka dakka

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Zoom zoom!

[@Jameswixom]

Space nascar

[@AgroSquerril]

yup

[@terrieterblans7027]

2nd time hearing this one KZbin seems to be broken!

[@royalcomputer3780]

Oh gods

[@royalcomputer3780]

Dukes of hazard?

[@bobsterclause342]

Trade is more profitable than war.

[@discusmaximus]

interstellar NASCAR ?!?!?!

[@62forged]

😊

[@merlinwizard1000]

85th, 30 June 2023

[@skepticalmagos_101]

😂

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!