r/HFY TFOS# 551 - Humans are pay to win & Apes in Space & A Trillion Willing Corpses(Reddit Stories)

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@ronaldkavitsky3226]

P0 pp llllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp0ll😊llll

[@ronaldkavitsky3226]

P0 pp llllppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp0ll😊lllll

[@mekelwander6551]

In galactic humanity, eldritch horrors fear you.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@jacobs.9696]

1. Humans are perfectly balanced 2. Humans have a protect the allies passive buff and fear debuff passive effect against enemies 3. Humans take 4X games literally. eXplore and eXpand very literally. eXpanding and eXterminating can come later.

[@doublem1354]

You forgot exploit. We're very good at it.

[@trdrudedude6099]

Humans are perfectly balanced with No exploits what so ever

[@platinumchromee3191]

@@trdrudedude6099 SpiifingBrit momemt

[@alextheawesomeable]

So we were fighting for a space waifu.....ya I can see that

[@AgroSquerril]

the war to end all wars

[@genericname42]

@@AgroSquerril for real this time

[@grevilleaarachne5780]

I'd fight for that and I bet a lot of people would ^-^

[@jaimehuizar6727]

Its most likely the weeb engeneers

[@orlandobritt1460]

The only war worth fighting

[@matthewklestinski7030]

The chance - to defend our crazy good, clumsy but well-meaning space waifu, from incomprehensible alien space bullies - to invoke the special madness of unrelenting aggression, in a completely over-the-top fashion, so that they would fear our space-boots and remember well the days of violence when every head was booted, back when they all had teeth - before they knew the Terrors of Terra. Good times.

[@benjaminwright7879]

Humans are pay to win couldn't stop thinking of the tier zoo KZbin channel

[@UNSCPILOT]

Agreed, hilarious channel too

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

I cannot believe they nerfed dinosaurs out of existence or that the dominant clan is a hairless ape that can't even climb trees well. What were they thinking the classic game was so much better.

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

@@FakeSchrodingersCat According to one of these players, humans have some kind of infinite endurance bug. I have the sneaking suspicion that one of the devs' higher ups mains a human which is why the bug never gets fixed. There's rumors among human players that the GMs playing humans will sometimes abuse their GM powers to benefit their favorite human clans, but so far, no one's caught them doing it or providing other hard proof.

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Reminds me of the Eve online T20 scandal.

[@tabitharatchford7404]

You can’t drive the already insane to madness.

[@darokdeed]

FOR THE GLORY OF HODHI! WAIFU VULT INFIDELS! FEEL YOUR RECKONING APPROACH!

[@roxyfirebunny4973]

91 minutes til its even available, and im already praising the algorithm, that this video may go forth and propagate.

[@konahrikdov6901]

Praise the Algorithm!! 🙏 XD

[@bobsterclause342]

Humans survive because anything is sexy.

[@halonut96]

Holy shit those first 2 story names fit so well together

[@julonkrutor4649]

Bulling humanity's protector...everything is fine. Humanity finds out wath you did...this is fine. Humanity goes to war over it...this is going to be fun. 100years later...

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@jonmasters9532]

For the Algorithm

[@MasterMindWC]

Earth the video game. Hippo DLC

[@Lord_Lasagña]

So many underscores 😂🤣😂 *More~*

[@AgroSquerril]

these things happen wouldn't want to underscore their importance.

[@davidhenderson3400]

Story 1. So the universe learned what the term "ape shit" means.

[@madi4642]

cosmic horror meet horrifyingly insane Humans. the fact that humans are more scarry is well...

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@andrewhill2614]

All Hail the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@aretailcashier450]

The first one is basically animal tir list lol

[@PlagueRunner]

First bow to me mortals and the human race.

[@mreeeee8426]

N o

[@abrahamsorby8193]

Story #1....just wait til we get our social buffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@jayhayhay5124]

First, it's not a bug, it's a feature.

[@allenmorgan1007]

FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@mill2712]

3rd story. How could you all have failed colonization so badly!?

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Obligatory comment to appease the algorithm. May the Squerril prosper.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@mreeeee8426]

Whats a F.T.A?????????????????????????????????

[@FedralBI]

@@mreeeee8426 For The Agorithm... F.T.A. for short.

[@mreeeee8426]

@@FedralBI thanks :)

[@merlinwizard1000]

66th, 26 November 2023

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@instameep6550]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@davedave8986]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm