r/HFY TFOS# 582 - A Rabbi a priest and a minister walk into a bar (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
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[@wolfoffenris9951]

I love how thoughtful and polite the avian is even if he is furious 😂

[@calvingreene90]

And the bartender says, "What is this some kind of joke?"

[@thenthson]

I read it as a rabbi a priest and a minotaur walk into a bar

[@AgroSquerril]

strange times indeed

[@Rivindrid]

Please write!

[@Monster_Ink]

I read it as a rabbit a priest & minister XD

[@thenthson]

@@Monster_Ink a vw rabbit a priest and a minotaur walk into a bat.

[@Jason-sm4oc]

"A Rabbi a priest and a minister walk into a bar" forgot to mention they went in there to meet with their lawyer.

[@patrickkeefer8678]

Earth: Welcome! We have a law of separation of church and state, but the practice of religion is still allowed. Freedom of and from religion is available to all here.

[@ChrissieBear]

On paper, yes, but in practice religion still controls politics. At least today.

[@EvilPaladin11]

​@@ChrissieBear Tis unfortunately true.

[@kaliban4758]

​@@ChrissieBearbut we are trying to get that stopped.

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@hammond1994]

I just noticed this says "tails" instead of "Tales". I like quirky things though. Maybe that is not an oxygen like, but that astronaut has a tail?

[@AgroSquerril]

could very well be

[@bobsterclause342]

So squirrel is squirrel, and agro’s is squerril. Why?

[@AgroSquerril]

@@bobsterclause342 cause my dumbass misspelled it when setting up the account. Through the wonders if copy and error everything was setup before I realized it. Then thought meh that works too

[@mutehowl]

Earth's religion is freedom if you get right down to it. Or that is what i want to hope. You should be free to do what you want as long as you do not inflict harm on others or yourself.

[@t.j.cornett7495]

I read the title and thought aloud "they should of ducked" For the SQUIRREL FTA

[@alexs5814]

i wish for a future that this may become a reality!

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

Is this why there are only 7 or so races in 40k at all?

[@AgroSquerril]

possibly

[@imaclone2]

*Looks at screen name suspiciously* The Inquisition would like a word with you.

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

@@imaclone2 Why do you think nobody can find me? I *AM* the Inquisition! At least according to Malcador, I am.

[@FedralBI]

For the martyrs of Earth.

[@EvilPaladin11]

I'd like to think that that the future pope would ACTUALLY step down like the pope in the story did. Jesus said to love your neighbors, and to spread peace. Just happens that we now have space neighbors, and we're joining a galactic community.

[@CT-1035]

Galaxy: humans, don’t be religious Humans: ok!,(becomes safe haven for all religions) Galaxy: Wtf, why Humans: You told us what to do, we did it

[@billcook7285]

And then the baptist, from the planet westborough, showed up and everything went to crap.😂

[@michaelyoung7261]

So, how do these aliens feel about the hundreds of temples own by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints? They have become quite the landmark in each city that they have been built in.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

So long as it's not a made up reli... Oh wait😉

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@EvilPaladin11]

For my other sock!

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Many countries now protect freedom of religion, but not quite all, yet. Perhaps this may change in my lifetime, but I doubt it. And that makes me sad.

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank you for the reading

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

Hello all , hope everyone is doing well. Please note that the next video will be in 6 hours. Check out the December Rush community post for more details : kzbin.info/door/jwgx_1TfvmCERTGgD4g5nAcommunity?lb=UgwVpuNYJQIhEp0-2R14AaABCQ

[@markfergerson2145]

I don't know how you maintain your schefule. I can't keep up, and I'm just listening!

[@AgroSquerril]

@@markfergerson2145 I am secretly identical Septuplets , one for each day of the week :)

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@EvilPaladin11]

For my other sock

[@alfredsutton7233]

This was my third watch, and well worth it.

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@whowhat4573]

Algorithm be pleased.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@davidvanhorn3340]

'll say it again, I like the videos better when you display the text, please put this one in your list for the RE: treatment

[@Monster_Ink]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@kennethhummel4409]

A new twist on an old joke?

[@thomasmolloy5447]

While i am not religious at all, not having attended regular church since being a teen about 40 ish years ago, i RESPECT that others do practice religion. I call the turds that won't respect such belief "leftist bigots", a designation that fits them perfectly.

[@vinnyganzano1930]

I can understand why there would be rules against religion after all it is the most divisive part of human culture.

[@truekurayami]

Religion and Faith can be a truly beautiful thing, and it is unfortunate how often the ugly stain of sever zealotry is all that is seen

[@noppornwongrassamee8941]

The funny thing here is that secularism and atheism can turn into a kind of religion if the people believing in such things become zealots themselves, and persecute the religious just for being religious. They start behaving in exactly the same way that fanatical religious zealots do, minus the belief in a higher power. It seems like this Galactic Congress was getting perilously close to that what with them treating any public expression of faith as being "state sponsored" religion.

[@merlinwizard1000]

60th, 1 July 2023

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all