r/HFY TFOS# 570 - Blueshift by Glitchkey (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
Greentext \tg\ , what does it mean?
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A popular device used for quotation and storytelling.
This began on the *chan imageboards, where quoting text places a Less or Greater than symbol in front of it, turning it green. This effect can also be done manually. Before long, this feature was put to innovative use. When quoting another post, greentext is frequently used for summary, criticism, and ridicule. Its other major use is storytelling, in which a lengthy story is told through fragmentary statements in greentext.
Greentext became highly popular for both of these functions due to its convenience. When quoting a post, it is easier to summarize than to respond in full. When telling a story, stringing together sentence fragments is a grammatically easier alternative to prose composition (it also makes for lighter reading).
This feature has become so widespread that it is sometimes used outside of imageboards (eg KZbin comments).
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Taken from Urban Dictionary
#Hfy #Scifi #Narration

[@eleventhprimarch5303]

There's no such thing as overkill. Only "Fire!" and "I'm out of ammo!".

[@AgroSquerril]

true nuff

[@bobsterclause342]

You simply dont have enough dakka, big enough dakka, powerful enough dakka, or penetrating enough dakka

[@kieranh2005]

When you've got dakka on your dakka on your dakka on your dakka, you still don't have enough dakka.

[@Jason-sm4oc]

I have only one thing to say about that... America once sent TWO A1-10 Warthogs into the same battlefield. ... ...

[@kylemackinnon6230]

"Fix Bayonnets"

[@alexs5814]

if we promise our help, we damn well will deliver. there is no shame greater then help promised and found lacking.

[@theycallmetim4201]

Ahh yes my favorite kind of battle strategy.Overkill ☠️

[@appachaihoppachai1246]

Ahmen

[@pikachufantastic]

NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH DAKKA!

[@bobsterclause342]

You simply dont have enough dakka, big enough dakka, powerful enough dakka, or penetrating enough dakka

[@jasonitaliano8631]

That is the Only Kill

[@jasonitaliano8631]

@@bobsterclause342 make the dakka red, it makes better dakka

[@calvingreene90]

We do have safety interlocks to prevent doing that by accident and built in bypasses to do so on purpose.

[@chrisdufresne9359]

I love the Fleet names. It's glorious that we cannibalized almost our entire solar system.

[@SiegeTF]

The Planet X fleet was there too, but they're the stealth fleet so they were radio silent.

[@markfergerson2145]

Yeah, I was thinking "where'd tey get the mass to build all those... oh".

[@yomogami4561]

who needs a dyson sphere to waste all that material. oh wait there's still the kuiper belt and ort clouds to cannibalize

[@mutehowl]

What?!?! Did humanity dismantle their whole system to make that fleet?

[@ryancronwell6368]

It also appears that the entire race was digitized into AI

[@bvc5320]

Looks like everything, but Earth.

[@janthion3590]

I'm sure Terra was turned into some kind of Hell Fortress like never seen before.

[@andrewstrongman305]

@@ryancronwell6368 Not quite. Most humans would likely have volunteered their minds, but once scanned they could be digitally replicated many times over.

[@Crazylom]

This concept is so utterly incredible, I WANT MORE OF IT

[@WingManFang1]

That’s the kinda firepower that could take on the Infinite Empire and the Star Forge fleets from Starwars. Damn. Kinda sexy yo, a bit sorrowful at the loss of so many celestial bodies but still a fine work nonetheless. Especially if it’s in the name of preserving life.

[@benjamintherogue2421]

"We have decided the rectify the embarrassment of previous failure with copious amounts of murder."

[@sherylcascadden4988]

"Nothing succeeds like excess"

[@Monster_Ink]

For the Panteon of the Eternal Navy!

[@stevedixon921]

Overkill, for when the enemy just refuses to understand that surrender is the only course of action they have left. Burn the living to death, burn the corpses to ash, then burn the ashes. Finally, burn the fire.

[@aretailcashier450]

Truly the masters of dakka

[@spacetechempire510]

Hmmmm I think the fleet needs more.

[@r68camaro]

Go big or go home. Go home and go big!

[@purpledevilr7463]

I’m just saying that those ships were probably not just the planets. The star (a yellow dwarf) could’ve been added to the fleets, that would explain the readings of a star that his ship got.

[@matejlieskovsky9625]

Jupiter is (AFAIK) big enough to sustain some level of nuclear fusion in its core - if it were much bigger, we'd have a binary star system

[@matejlieskovsky9625]

@Kenric Young you are right and I was wrong. I was told long ago that Jupiter is still emitting more energy than it receives, but somehow missed the fact that it is due to Kelvin-Helmholtz and not fusion. I am sorry for spreading misinformation :-(

[@matejlieskovsky9625]

@Kenric Young you sure about that rate? At 3cm/yr it would have to be roughly double its current radius 5 billion years ago even without the rate being higher in the past.

[@timothyblazer1749]

​@@matejlieskovsky9625 the KH hypothesis has been refuted by Juno, although the Academy has yet to catch up.

[@matejlieskovsky9625]

@@timothyblazer1749 could you link a source? I can access most papers if needed...

[@willanrac]

Oh my f'in god i LOVE that the name of a battle ship is named "The cost of living"

[@MasterMindWC]

Navy so massive it literally took the entire mass of the Sol system to build. May what ever god you worship, help you.

[@AgroSquerril]

brown pants time

[@ReaVen443]

And crewed by "Immortal" RI's

[@eliandervalderen5849]

Suicide by brain scan? Sounds like Sword Art Online

[@AgroSquerril]

could be

[@terrysaunders7107]

Eve online.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

@@terrysaunders7107 never heard of it

[@MayTheFay]

its probably based off the idea that to measure the exact state of each neuron would apply enough energy to vaporize it, thus suicide when the brain scan copies your brain data atom by atom.

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the Algorithm, may it lead us to the great singularity!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the one-o-larity!

[@kencarlson2855]

We shall add the algorithm to the fleet

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@got2kittys]

When humans reside in space forever.

[@ChrissieBear]

All hail the Battle Pantheon!

[@darokdeed]

Stellaris Synth empire

[@r.connor9280]

Stellaris war in a nutshell

[@stargazerSofia]

this is beyond vanilla stellaris. this is gigastruktural enjeniring levels of bonkers (sorry if dramer is bad)

[@janthion3590]

Fortress Terra Sol

[@SiegeTF]

Almost, and I stress *almost* enuff dakka.

[@somewhereelse1235]

I must interject- it *is* enough dakka, as they will be adding more dakka to it as they travel. Near infinite dakka, if you will, only confined by the mass in the universe.

[@ivikhenry2424]

... by the Emperor...

[@judahschultz]

Even the Imperium of Man would be impressed by this fleet…

[@kirkjones9639]

Happiness, is a warm receiver group.

[@t.j.cornett7495]

The Beatle's approve.

[@kirkjones9639]

@@t.j.cornett7495 Memory fails. I don't get the reference.

[@t.j.cornett7495]

@@kirkjones9639 the Beatles have a song titled happiness is a warm gun

[@TheJMPD]

"Is that everyone?" "You wanted more?!"

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@appachaihoppachai1246]

Praise the algorithm, another grand tale.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@altonsalmon809]

I have never laughed so hard

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@ironworksdragon6843]

Bobbing the dragon

[@Jason-sm4oc]

Noticing The Dragon

[@archdornan4389]

Shit Outta Luck

[@AgroSquerril]

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[@rod2662]

🙏praise the algorithm 🙏 🙏algorithm be pleased 🙏

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm!

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

I sacrifice this comment to the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@bobsterclause342]

What is with people and cloning themselves and thinking thats not mortality.

[@alganhar1]

you forgot an im in front of that mortality......

[@bobsterclause342]

@@alganhar1 oh. have I now?

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

First for the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the Algorithm

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@merlinwizard1000]

103rd, 28 December 2023

[@danachim5932]

Ciao please slower cadenceoad retur to written script also make it alf screen or more for the scrollig text

[@spartanghost_17]

The reading is awful and distracting instead of elevating

[@AgroSquerril]

Fair Enough , thank you for trying though

[@kieranh2005]

I find the reading quite entertaining. And I've worked with enough South Africans that the accent and cadence are no problem to me.

[@dulizardglasses3170]

To each their own

[@AFriend21]

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm