r/HFY TFOS# 670 - The Chaos & Xtrrli's List : Shore Leave (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit)

[@donaldscholand4617]

Terry Pratchett explains the 'dark matter' in our universe as 'the paperwork'. 😉

[@tonyoliver4920]

Imagine how the aliens would react when they discovered alcohol is used to “cure” capsaicin! Oh!

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Rotting bovine lactate works better, ie sour cream.

[@EllenbergW]

Point 12. reminds me on another HFY story (the title _should_ be "Hell hath no fury... or Bartales Part One, as this is the name I have saved the text under). Essentially, an old xeno warrior tells a youngling about his experience with humans in combat (he fought with them) and how insanely fearless they were. The end goes like this: So my point is, you know we have a saying “Hell Hath no fury like a Human pissed” right? Well, my young friend! The humans have a saying too! - “Hell hath no fury like one of their females scorned” And if the human males can charge a Swarm, but cower from one of their females, I wish you luck with talking to that human female you such desire, be sure to be on her good side

[@calvingreene90]

Rule 13 should allow for handicapped events such as humans having to drink 5 shot for every one Ragorian shot.

[@calvingreene90]

Private Kipp has a well trained liver.

[@gilkerj]

Haha I wonder how many listeners know what calvin ball is

[@dantreadwell7421]

WOOT!!

[@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V]

Every game, is Calvin Ball. Rumma-Tum-Tums!

[@winnerwannabe9868]

ah i see you are a man of culture as well.

[@henrypaleveda7760]

so humanity interacts with life from another reality and or plain of existence which the other life sees as "dark-matter" but we would see normally, suggesting that dark matter in our universe might be expressive of a different one as dark-matter in theirs is expressive of our universe.

[@Mgl1206]

The way I see it the mass of normal matter is capable of influencing the space time of another universe/reality

[@ChrissieBear]

I assume they see each other as "Dark Matter", like two overlapping dimensions that can't see or hear each other, but can interact gravitationally with each other.

[@MarkGast]

For the Chaos! Uh, Errm, the Algorithm11! Man, I need me some shore leave.

[@AgroSquerril]

for chaosorithm 11!

[@futtynucker5278]

@@AgroSquerril Ha! For the Chaosorithm indeed.

[@oblivion715]

So we're the Eldritch monsters again?

[@AgroSquerril]

boo

[@nvfury13]

Not that surprising…I tend to make others teeter on the brink of madness.

[@Mgl1206]

On the contrary we’re just lifeforms from another universe where our matter only affects it in terms of gravity and is completely invisible otherwise.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Another great sermon from my favorite Prophet

[@kencarlson2855]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@techpriestnull]

I wish I could meet Private Kipp. He sounds like a hoot. XD

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Calvinball... tee hee Weapons Grade hot sauce... heh Drinking contests ... awwwwww, shucks

[@james35124]

For the algorithm..... I'll just catch up on old stories while your voice heals

[@christinepearson5788]

Calvinball! Yes, Bill Watterson's immortal Calvin & Hobbes!

[@bobsterclause342]

Warhammer 40k vibes Its just humans. Yeah.

[@bobsterclause342]

Warhammer is nits

[@MervDeGriff]

Not one mention of how Skippy made it into space. :(

[@Maeshalanadae]

Car jousting just sounds like a very bad idea.

[@TechnoSpectre3]

part 2: Things Private Kipp is not allowed btio do. Dr. Bright can relate.

[@ChaosLierLen]

I, Len, have been waiting for a story like that 1st one. And the 2nd.

[@Psalmster023]

Every unit has a Private Kipp…

[@tonyoliver4920]

You read “the reverse spetznas’ story recently... 800 and something

[@tonyoliver4920]

794

[@kalebcrafts4338]

I want to hear about "the reverse spetzsnaz"

[@AgroSquerril]

it cometh over the mountain! kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4DZd6ypnbGgn8U

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@homeskooltn8405]

for the algorithm

[@Inufan2005]

Poor Private Kipp. 🤣

[@imaginaryparsnip]

Dude, i want to hear you read one of these stories using Helium XD

[@AgroSquerril]

TFOS:500 go!

[@sbritton1313]

I need to hear the full story of private kipp...

[@arakheno4051]

For the ALGORITHM!!!!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the ALGORITHM!

[@plinko-moss]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm!

[@Boss_Sauce]

Pregame

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@nekopix1308]

Impressive voice acting

[@AgroSquerril]

glad you like

[@dragonriderabens9761]

Private Kipp, I understand that it’s never a war crime the first time. Believe it or not, that is the ONLY reason you’re not in the brig right now. But still, YOU NEED TO FUCKING STOP

[@ivanrubiomorales2759]

Dark matter eh? Interesting

[@Boss_Sauce]

Pregame ho

[@roboticfish317]

Hope you do the new chapter of Retreat hell

[@AgroSquerril]

i will , working on getting my voice back to 100% then

[@burned3333]

I like theses

[@DragonJohn]

Cavinball isn't allowed? lame

[@RandomGuy-nt1no]

Wrong Links

[@AgroSquerril]

corrected

[@merlinwizard1000]

68th, 3 December 2023

[@inso80]

Please stop using the pitch shifting. It sounds wonky and is distracting.

[@robertbemis9800]

But it’s Calvin ball

[@Boss_Sauce]

Pregame

[@AgroSquerril]

many much pregame hype happening