r/HFY TFOS# 685 - Report on the Human Systems Coalition.Transcript (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
Science fiction literature, film, television, and other media have become popular and influential over much of the world. Besides providing entertainment, it can also criticize present-day society, and is often said to inspire a "sense of wonder".
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Taken from Wikipedia
#Hfy #Scifi #Narration

[@mekelwander6551]

The *puppet* Emperor of the Gods. "Fixed that for you, your highness." - A Human Megacorp CEO.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@notyou2353]

Found the Stellaris player. Love me some Megacorp.

[@James-bw4np]

Yeah I saw this as well lol. Silly prince thinks he can play the war apes game.

[@jesenjin8467]

Well, this is how East India company got India under their thumb by 19th century...

[@purevert]

Took it right from my brain, i was about to comment just this.

[@okupant880]

An alien with a good head on his shoulders. Refreshing.

[@AgroSquerril]

makes a change

[@henrypaleveda7760]

that is some master trader strategy and I love that someone thought of this story.

[@spacetechempire510]

If you can’t control or conquer us. The next best thing is to then is to hire us. To get us to work for you by giving us something we want or need.

[@Allantitan]

Or if you don’t wanna hire us then leave us alone

[@swivelshivel6576]

Or if you don’t want to leave us alone, fuck around and find out

[@murphycunningham2465]

Yes

[@tachyon8317]

Those sweet, sweet "space-bucks"

[@checkme1830]

Lol, the old “if you can beat them, join them.”

[@Zagarus-the-old]

Xenos with common sense!? that's impossible!

[@henrypaleveda7760]

they aren't xenos at that point, only kin in different flesh

[@lordspiro6770]

@@henrypaleveda7760 i love this

[@murphycunningham2465]

Could happen

[@purpledevilr7463]

I really like this structure of humanity, I’d call it ideal.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

.... Companies running planets? I CALL IT A DYSTOPIA!!!! I mean Imagine Amazon running a village of 100 people even less a Planet

[@nullpoint3346]

@@PeoplecallmeLucifer Given the phrasing, they're not running them, they just own them.

[@nullpoint3346]

@@PeoplecallmeLucifer But yeah, it's still bullshit.

[@lukasklaumannsmoller7923]

@@nullpoint3346 the question would be how aware they corps. are that they have to give and take equally to manage longivety and independence from revolting workers or something... a little less greed alone works wonders, so if only they manage that there wouldnt be a reason for buying poor peoples water.

[@donnellebarfield3964]

The cooperation still has to obey most of earth laws or be overthrown its a reason why earth still hold most power

[@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879]

The Prince took the lessons to heart as a duck to the water. Now we shall see if he truly understands the depth of this water.

[@GuukanKitsune]

As long as he stays at the top of the water, and doesn't try to immerse himself in it (read: interfere), he shouldn't have any problems.

[@mattbrown5511]

Or the predators lurking beneath the surface.

[@robertschumacher2707]

And after the Count finishes his hiring trip: "Why do these humans keep referring to me as 'Count Chocula'?"

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

i cant stop laughing xDDDD

[@silva1sme994]

the mercs he hired must be having a field day.

[@onemoregodrejected9369]

Tbh "Fight for the Emperor of gods" has a ring going for it... might join just to see where it fucking goes

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@medical-cyanide1526]

Some 40k fans might sign up purely so they can shout “for the emperor!”

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

you know for damn well so many buffs nerds would join that shit like cyanide says "FOR THE EMPEROR" as they violently crush there boss's old boss into the dirt

[@NXTangl]

​@@medical-cyanide1526And others so they could (with equal validity) say “death to the false emperor!”

[@crayonchomper1180]

the mercenary song was playing in my head at the end there "We'll fight for no country, but we'll die for good pay."

[@Darqshadow]

I have the Mech Warrior anthem from Tex Talks Battletech going through my head now. Thank you

[@enclave9497]

​@@Darqshadow I just want to drop some more!

[@grogvaughan5649]

Third Prince almost understands humans. Once he betrays them they will unleash a level of hell he didn't know existed.

[@dariustiapula]

Humanity: HAIL HYDRA!. Aliens: What???. Humans: Kill one of us and a thousand will spring in its place!.

[@nullpoint3346]

Hydra is by far the worst organization to hold a high position in if you value your life. Good thing no one in hydra actually cares.

[@Tommy-5684]

this is just the space Holy Roman Empire

[@TheSchultinator]

Not sure about the corporations' sizes, but otherwise seems pretty realistic, given the expansive territory

[@gavalier5113]

I love the idea of us just being too chaotic for aliens to control us

[@imperiousrex128]

*cracks neck* I've never done a human megacorp run in Stellaris before. Sounds fun.

[@TheAchilles26]

Hope it pans out better for Prince Traila than it did for Artaxerxes

[@chrisgeddes26]

"... and my proper title, once you return will be..." Did not see that coming. NICE!

[@mlgfails2727]

Finally a refreshing take on humanity although I wish their was more then one Earth government perhaps 3 or 5 main powers apart of like a UN on earth but for Space

[@jmichaelramirez2510]

Except once you introduce treachery, you have to always be prepared to be betrayed.

[@SilverMKI]

I think they are being very generous to corporations, supposed meritocracy, and their benefit to humanity!

[@andrewstrongman305]

Lol, Prince Traila would soon find his empire overrun by humans.

[@TheSchultinator]

Texas in the 1830s and Rome come to mind.

[@murphycunningham2465]

Eeehhh

[@plinko-moss]

All praise the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@whowhat4573]

Thank you. Algorithm be pleased.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@midgefidget5796]

I'm supposing that transcript was never shown to the Emperor? Increases the chances of catching him flatfooted

[@ouberfox5898]

We are your worst enemy but greatest aly the choices is yours

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@sjwoo13]

So Space humans just became the Swiss. LOL. Unconquerable. Unyielding. Wants to be left alone. Will have squabbles with each other, but will unite to destroy any opposing force no matter how great the cost. Will fight for a cost as mercenaries. Eventually human mercenaries will be fought over and whoever owns the most and best human mercenaries will win any war.

[@rod2662]

Very nice 👌

[@generalrendar7290]

Machiavelli warned against the use of mercenaries.

[@danijelandroid]

If you can't beat them hire them. :-)

[@unknownbeing2089]

I wonder if any aliens watch your show that be fuckingawesome

[@AgroSquerril]

lol , true

[@Jason-sm4oc]

If I were an alien checking out earth the first thing I would do is connect to the global information system and look for any information regarding human interactions with other aliens. I'm pretty sure this strategy would lead me to Mr Squerril or his compatriots quite quickly. Awesomeness is then guaranteed. :))

[@Maeshalanadae]

Better to try to work with us than against us. We’ve no qualms about being mercenaries or providing construction contracts.

[@SpiritWolf1966]

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narratives videos

[@milohobo9186]

This sounds like a job for humans

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

For the algorithm

[@thenthson]

For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@michaelprice6448]

All hail the algorithm!

[@Monster_Ink]

This was a nice look For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@henrypaleveda7760]

For the Squirrel

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Wooooo

[@robertstoneking7916]

A very important factor in merc warfare is which side manages to hire Colonel Alois Hammer

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@hollyferay8131]

Good telling on this channel

[@grogvaughan5649]

I'm glad that i found this channel a few weeks ago.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

Signing a military deal with a corporation make a "deal with the devil" look sensible.

[@alexp2608]

He just said TALES FROM OUTER SPEAST

[@arakheno4051]

For the algorithm!

[@Resomius]

nice story!

[@notafrisbee5907]

Awesome

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@rileybrown9045]

Isn't this just the prisoner's dilemma?

[@ericwahl733]

This reminds me of two things. First is the Raj, the British occupation of India. Which, if I remember correctly was largely at the hands of the East indi trading company. I could see whatever company that gets hired would make sure that they are indispensable after the war, and then slowly gains more power until they control the government. The second it reminds me of is the story 'the tarren incident ' with the human corporation acting like the Ka'chax.

[@RW-kn3xp]

👍

[@last2nkow]

third prince has made a miscalculation. if the society is single leader bonded like that then the emperor will surely have several first class fleets under his personal bond and loyal to him directly if he is not a fool. and the count missed out the tendancy for Humans to sieze the opportunities created by chaos. and an alien civil war is a lot of chaos to take advantage of. the Corpos will take chunks out of the alien territory while whichever alien ends up on theoir throne.

[@theonetodefyall238]

keeper going

[@AgroSquerril]

kept going

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Zerpderp0]

So basically we end up back as the Greek City States

[@UNSCPILOT]

It's not an unlikely way for things to work, especially without FTL travel you can't hold a monolithic Empire together with travel times ranging from a handful of years to centuries

[@Zerpderp0]

@@UNSCPILOT agreed. I'm not against it at all. Very interesting way

[@donnellebarfield3964]

Read 40k human have 100 million plants it's impossible to run the empire effectively that large empire with humans will just States barely United

[@RexMK-]

@@UNSCPILOT I think in this problem is not the lack of FTL travel (Wich I am pretty sure humans do posses in this universe) but rather the LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE that must be rulling a huge ass empire like that. Not mention the after mention fact that Humans tend to quickly organize into groups and form strong bonds with those in the near vicity. Think about as how people hold more loyalty with a local authority than with an authority that is really far away. Those two facts combine makes keeping a centralized cohesive empire almost imposible. And even if you manage to do so it would eventually collapse and splinter into smaller factions, nations, states, confederations, corporations and so on and we will back to square one.

[@JRRodriguez-nu7po]

Recent example of corporations unable to control humans: Disney.

[@t.p.3456]

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

[@additiveartificer9365]

Hohohoho Smart guy yes human merc just pay them respect and money properly or you gonna have your own rome Sack

[@jasonskeans3327]

what faulty logic did they use to assume that just because the human territory was large that it therefore could not insure equal treatment. Especially when you consider the tech available that would basically make it a post scarcity society.

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@KuDastardly]

The human political structures is more akin to a corporate kingdom of sorts.

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@yomogami4561]

for the algorithm

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗ ❗

[@donnellebarfield3964]

Kinda fucked up the alien about to overthrow his father with a army of human mercs that alien is a evil genius

[@RexMK-]

Welp if you can't conquer the aliens to get more power, might as well bride them to get nore power in your home turf

[@involuntaryanalysis]

See, now these are smart xenos.

[@WallNutBreaker524]

If prince tralia and their militaries of allies try to invade human space, theyll have many enemies to contend with haha 😂👌 guerilla warfare son, pinnacle of decentralized warfare. "Humanity United is unstoppable, Humanity Divided is Immovable!" 14:52 Humanity. Is complicated.

[@oakenshadow6763]

Lol. Not emporer for long. Humans have a tendancy toll royalty.

[@orlandobritt1460]

The Disney empire

[@merlinwizard1000]

142nd, 28 November 2023

[@earmunchermuncher7639]

Fta

[@Type_blazenil]

You have some nerve, makeing that your title, for we know only three deity's: Terra... Lady luck... And DEATH

[@jessep1257]

"They have little experience in deadly wars." WW1: 🤣 WW2: 🤣 The Napoleonic wars: 🤣 The Russian Civil war: 🤣 The Chinese Civil War: 🤣 The Korean war: 🤣 The Vietnam War: 🤣

[@seldonwright4345]

Any crime syndicate. Any drug cartel. Versus any other like group or the law. Any street gang!

[@Zael_Moonblade]

No knowledge of a deadly war? Did you really only skim human history.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm