r/HFY TFOS# 734 - Quest For Perfection by RegalLegalEagle (Reddit Sci-fi Oneshot Story)

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Greetings Ladies and Mentlegents and welcome to my channel where I like to make LEGAL Audiobooks of various types from web novels and short stories. If you are new to the channel then click on the information icon for the entire playlist to help get you up to current faster.
This Oneshot was Taken from the HFY subreddit which hosts mostly Sci-Fi based short stories called oneshots and series.
As Always i hope you enjoy and can find some content on my channel you like. Feel free to recommend a series or a story and i will have a look into it.
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00:22 Quest For Perfection by RegalLegalEagle
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This Story is Classified as HFY , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
This is also a Science Fiction story ,What is Science Fiction?
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Science fiction (sometimes shortened o sci-fi or SF) is a genre of speculative fiction that typically deals with imaginative and futuristic concepts such as advanced science and technology, space exploration, time travel, parallel universes, and extraterrestrial life. It has been called the "literature of ideas", and often explores the potential consequences of scientific, social, and technological innovations.
Science fiction, whose roots go back to ancient times, is related to fantasy, horror, and superhero fiction, and contains many subgenres. However its exact definition has long been disputed among authors, critics, and scholars.
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Taken from Wikipedia
#Hfy #Scifi #Narration

[@zredband]

Listening to these stories in my headphones while working and getting strange looks from my coworkers. "No, I'm not going to explain what's so damn funny"

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

Same just hmmm I can't tell anyone about this

[@cameltube-vk7el]

roughly a month, I have been consuming these reads by AGRO & a few others for more than 30 days STRAIGHT !!! My children think I have lost my mind, & I just smile as my granddaughter rambles [excessively] away of 6year old chit-chat. . . . . . .. I smile at her and say WHaT ??? I am retired and when I said straight 30+ I mean 4 or more hours [6?] a day......nothing else really. Could see doing what you are with head phones at work, yup definitely could do that! WeSaveUs SemperProrsum~Godspeed

[@gasydevil6229]

The first and only lawyer with an actual sense of humor

[@morganjohnson539]

The first and only lawyer with a real purpose. Otherwise, the only reason you need a lawyer is to protect yourself from other people with lawyers.

[@fogofwaroneverest240]

I didnt expect that. I watched a scifi story for 20 minutes for the ultimate conclusion of the main character obtaining a pron video. Caught me off guard

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@appachaihoppachai1246]

In a universe of endless possibilities, one man will embark on the journey of a lifetime. Action,desire. Mathew Mcconaughey Scarlett Johansson And Andy Serkis as "The Gatekeeper" IN SEARCH OF PERFECTION "All right all right all right"

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

Gigity

[@vinnyganzano1930]

Just don't let the woke brigade make it.

[@johns9652]

He's gone too far....He knew too much...and now...

[@mikkel8296]

Ok, not what I expected, how you read this without cracking up is beyond me, good work.

[@AgroSquerril]

took a couple tries

[@bobsterclause342]

I think he r ads them when he aelects them, before trying to read them out loud

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

This is so fucking great hahaha. This felt disturbingly true

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@vinnyganzano1930]

That's because it is.

[@MarkGast]

Quest For Perfection ... was actually the title of the "video" in question. Algorithm11! be praised!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@sbritton1313]

For the rule 34...

[@ChaosLierLen]

For the sauce!

[@brianpeterson8978]

This dude has got a willpower of gods to not crack up at this. I was unfortunately at work, but luckily alone when this played. Seemed pretty standard till the 'choking the chicken' stuff.😂🤣😂🤣

[@hogfry]

Well that took a hard right turn from expectation..... Also I nearly choked to death on my coffee when I realized. Haven't laughed that hard in a minute

[@vinnyganzano1930]

I was listening to this while walking round a marketplace and the number of weird looks I got as I walked along laughing my head off was ridiculous. Thank feck I was wearing earbuds.

[@pspicer777]

I had no idea there were so many names for it .. and they all made sense!!

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@notafrisbee5907]

Your first video that I couldn't watch while eating. Almost choked to death on pilaf.

[@TheMadman9090]

Ohhhhhh..... I get it... floor 34.....

[@Maeshalanadae]

“We have arisen above such pettiness as names and monikers and individual speciesism.” “ARE YOU A HUMAN?!?” Wow.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

honestly if we ever make first contact with an alien race it wont be FTL or teleportation that excites me most, it'd be gaining access to all that alien porn.

[@AgroSquerril]

cant argue with that

[@Mgl1206]

You say that as if they will have it. Who knows the species might not even have such a concept.

[@Crazylom]

Just don't expect most of it to be wankable

[@nicholashernandez4611]

@@Crazylom If it exists, some human will wank to it.

[@spookywoods]

​@@Crazylom anythings wankable if you try hard enough

[@cletusmartin4628]

It's like discovering oiled up Gyaru for the first time

[@henrypaleveda7760]

well, now we know how far someone will go to get their "piece of perfection"

[@TheGeorgeAtkisson]

I marvel at the extensive listing of euphemisms. Very impressed. Very. 😜

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@LordGertz]

And still only a partial listing.

[@jaytonobrien6325]

No... they made the "most important thing ... is the friends we made along the way" saying into hfy porn

[@bradwolf07]

I couldn't stop smiling throughout this epic tale...so freaking hilarious

[@jeanannd]

That's one spooky lawyer!

[@theHumanNPC]

This spoke to me in a deep way 😂

[@victortahlor4038]

Thank You for the reading

[@archdornan4389]

The coomer stalks among the stars

[@RTanna89]

I really feel main characters plight...

[@morganjohnson539]

All along I kept dreading the possibility of hearing the title of said desired video, I might have seen it. Then I started wondering if I had ever seen any video at any time that would prompt a galactic quest to find it again.

[@johns9652]

I had the same thought...I am biased, as are we all, but Ana Foxxx came to mind. Or something from "floor 34" that involved catgirls.

[@Darkshadow64540]

The video is swap.avi

[@LordGertz]

This being sci-fi I was really expecting, once I saw what was happening, "polishing Twiki"

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@johns9652]

Bee-de-be-de-beep. What's up, Buck?

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Prophet

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@darrenbraithwaite7401]

This was both awesome and 100% true😅😂

[@HowToPnP]

For an order of people collecting knowledge they are very bad at letting people talk!

[@WiredTurkey316]

Algorithm be praised and VPN reconfigured

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@BrotherCOG]

I love this

[@acynder1]

The thing is, he can no longer tell were it is, but what about all those who knew of his search and know he find out what he seeked

[@Ibian666]

So, uh... what was this video? Asking for a friend...

[@purpledevilr7463]

First Comment For The Algorithm!

[@SapphireTheDragon]

For The Algorithm!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@bobsterclause342]

For the swarm

[@peekakuchu6878]

Fondling the anaconda!FTA!!

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA

[@___steve4854]

i farted 2 times watching this

[@Crackpidgeonextreme]

Awesome lol

[@goingfubar7182]

It sounds like hunter biden and big guy found their favorite place

[@richardhowells5804]

When younrelise it's time to try and find that solo video again 😅😅

[@klappstock943]

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Humans are going to make things wired" No kidding!!!!!!

[@Slypig200]

Truly cursed

[@AgroSquerril]

watch out for room 34 on floor 34... that is cursed

[@michaeltuomala3474]

Very funny

[@additiveartificer9365]

The one true Video about human

[@BTLLRD]

For the ONE video… lol

[@AgroSquerril]

the perfect video

[@weirdlan.d3144]

WHAT!

[@billcook7285]

I've never been into porn. I have a vivid enough imagination, I don't need it. But still, this was a damn funny story. 😂

[@giarnovanzeijl399]

Seems legit.

[@peekakuchu6878]

Fricking tugging the anaconda!! FTA!!

[@AgroSquerril]

FTA

[@TS-bj8my]

LOL

[@murphycunningham2465]

🤯#34

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@merlinwizard1000]

99th, 16 December 2023

[@Speed001]

Comment, i presume

[@bobsterclause342]

Now try not to learn what just happened.

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm