r/Hmmm | don't click this video.

[@lightknight5364]

Emkay: "Don't click this video" Everyone subbed to Emkay: *Don't tell me how to live my life*

[@VictoryForVi]

exactly!

[@hongkongball5249]

I’m not subbed but I watched

[@dahem87]

thank god im not sub

[@franciscolizarrgatorres1143]

:v

[@Mentally.unstable6690]

Mad Lad

[@silvianastarling9681]

“Life advice from Jack!~” That honestly sounded like an epic jingle. I would totally watch a series of Jack giving bad life advice.

[@alpha00z26]

can emkay just do this series

[@nanashi_0731]

"I'm Jack, the snacc that smiles back" HE DID IT, HE SAID THE THING

[@morphfort6062]

He did the funny

[@yuichi1925]

hmmm

[@Niseandryt]

he said it before

[@lg_unofficial]

G O L D F I S H

[@numberenderdude3461]

He said the words of blessings

[@BeckyNosferatu]

The clown one is actually a really good piece of art in itself... He's got a noose around his neck, and he's watering the tree it's tied to. "Artists live by their profession and bury their own grave because it doesn't pay much." I really like that image.

[@nene2648]

4:46 that Fullmetal Alchemist reference made me both depressed and disturbed

[@andysmith7004]

that happy "🎵I am going...to hell🎶"

[@addysart5027]

Same

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

It’s even worse when you remember that Nina is canonically three years old.

[@koikoimono4748]

same

[@noxyll]

I was about to check if anyone got that reference or not

[@charax-1]

"Traffic lights of eternity" That one guy: seems like a perfect Christmas tree! *grabs axe*

[@whycantisleep8070]

Bruh tell me why I thought it was a cool Christmas tree and then he said “traffic lights of eternity” and I was like WuT

[@tabby6431]

hMmM

[@Salted_Rice223]

C h a r a X I m w a t c h I n g y o u

[@Nyx-Nixie]

Chara how many times have you died during genocide?

[@drantigon]

@Chiims it's Chara from the storyshift AU

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"don't click this video" how bout I do *_anyway_*

[@Jasmine-gs4qh]

u madlad

[@gammrockfeddy4373]

You can make this a religon

[@5.7moy]

How are you everywhere?

[@lydiacurbelo5034]

It said don’t click it I must click it It’s like someone saying don’t press the button and u still do it

[@trashmammal9203]

Hello Avery

[@W1K___]

I tapped this video so I didn’t do anything wrong

[@mouser7723]

What about the kids in the basement

[@cottagecat2439]

Wait that’s illegal

[@coolestguyREAL]

Same

[@Lordkeepmesafe]

Bro I have hypermobility and couldn't do the pose in the thumbnail.

[@QuackersLikesToQuack]

I used a tap instead

[@KatieCat22]

Jack: "How is that dog more jacked than me?" Me: unless that dog's name is Jack, then Emkay Jack is the most jacked person I know.

[@RucaDoo]

Lol

[@Pullipe]

7:07 that was also me as a child, and I remember I loved being buried under groceries. I even remember going Clothes shopping and falling asleep within the pile of clothes in the cart... lmao

[@GreatBigBananaMann]

Wait, if Jack is the Snack that smiles back, does this mean that Jack is a confirmed goldfish?

[@Woohoo.]

😳 no stop

[@kumakuma4260]

Eeeeeee

[@hfogg]

The real question is.... *Colby jack or monterey jack?*

[@sun-dried1]

That... makes sense actually

[@sanacankindadraw]

or one of those smiley potatoes that you're supposed to eat by ripping the jaw out, and then putting your tongue in the eyes before finally putting the whole thing in your mouth and imagining being a titan that's eating a screaming human or is that just what I do?

[@HuneeBruh]

“Don’t click this video” 66,168 people: *”I’m about to do a pro gamer move.”*

[@VictoryForVi]

lol

[@mathisbuilder]

wow that's a weird beesuma

[@Averse07]

206567*

[@Holl0wd]

*taps*

[@phoenix8276]

214,414*

[@taz239]

Toph: * makes a wrong turn* The news two hours later: breaking news: giant rock in middle of road injures many

[@oshawosha]

emkay: "dont click this video" 264,993 pepole: *"o k"*

[@KageDarkAngel]

Emkay: "Don't click this video" Me: That warning isn't stopping me because I can read and I can't give a flip.

[@rielicht7835]

Editors: "Don't click this video!" Jack just trying to entertain: 😥

[@---7191]

Tittle: “don’t click this video” Auto play: *I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move*

[@LeBongFairy]

Tittle

[@RucaDoo]

@@LeBongFairy what

[@sparxensounds]

me with it turned off: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kikolektrique1737]

"don't click this video" me: ok.... 5000 IQ: *touches screen instead*

[@ronaldtrammell5895]

r/madlads

[@anad4370]

AMATEURS!

[@not_herobrine3752]

*insert avengers theme song*

[@cursze4870]

Types in the url

[@bon-bonsavour3002]

EmKay: don’t click on this video! 160,879 people: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

[@esoij]

"Don't click this video" Me, an intellectual: ***taps the video*** (I'm not an intellectual)

[@explodamite]

@JustSomeYTuber I’m in the gang

[@noobiekween5113]

You've became the very thing you swore to destroy

[@RucaDoo]

@JustSomeYTuber I am in the gang as well

[@Funtime_Kacey]

"Don't click this video" Me who was watching another Emkay video with auto play on that had this one next: Ha. No taps or clicks at all!

[@LemonStrafe]

Emkay: dont click on this video Me: *AUTOMATICALLY CLICKS ON THIS VIDEO*

[@lydiaisd3138]

same dude

[@CaffineAdict2000]

I didn’t

[@wilbofreeshan6340]

@Alexander Wrobel lol

[@allaboutclay333]

@@CaffineAdict2000 if you didn't then why did you comment here :)

[@omegabet3912]

Video's title: "don't click this video." Me: I'm about to do some r/MadLads stuff~

[@jotarokujo-starplatinum6286]

Well I’m not! *clicks out of here*

[@Nyx-Nixie]

You are a madlad my friend

[@BHChain]

@@jotarokujo-starplatinum6286 r/safelad???

[@__0w0__]

‘As someone that lives in Australia which is pretty much the sun’ Me: yeah thats about right

[@goofymemes282]

EmKay : "Dont click this video" 155,235 people : Dont mind if i do

[@-DDBLACK-]

KZbin: 131 comments Me: Can I see them? KZbin: Nope.

[@hyperionbeam604]

KZbin: 894 comments Me: Can I see them? KZbin: Nope.

[@theonlyseanyboi3397]

KZbin:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p coments Me: can I see them KZbin: nope

[@lightningangel45]

It seems KZbin is pulling a Reddit on y’all

[@hyperspeedcrab]

replies also count as comments

[@vorschlaghammer9372]

Sort by new. That should work

[@Snow_Sailor]

"We shall say, have a good day." Me and my birb.

[@MBCreations06]

Them: don’t click this video Me: I AM A REBEL

[@fawflethetawfle2404]

among us profile picture

[@gm2876]

r/madlads

[@OrbInDaFrame]

I'm a bit of a rebel myself

[@Scp--ru9bk]

R/Floridaman

[@lomantheshowman]

Hmmmmmmm

[@lollipopcoffee5603]

“I don’t really know any analogies with chickens” It’s time to put this hen in the pen

[@genthean]

Emkay: i want you inside me edward Me: *Vietnam flashbacks*

[@lappelduvide6751]

That was a literal perfect album cover.

[@hotandcoolperson8917]

over the course of i forgot how many years, i've learned the answer to every "why" question: Why tf not-

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

why did you try smoking poison ivy? why tf not

[@zentasyndrome8522]

Why did you stab 71 potatoes and eat the mafya? why tf not-

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

@@zentasyndrome8522 why did he drink a mixture of cat hair and milk? why tf not?

[@zentasyndrome8522]

@@bazookallamaproductions5280 why did you throw a whale into the atmosphere then create some origami? Why tf not-

[@hotandcoolperson8917]

you guys get it-

[@friendlygamers1743]

*Inhales* We are experiencing multiple Keter and Euclid level containment breaches. All on-site personal are requested to evacuate.

[@TheJarJarKinks]

4:50 Damn right you're going to hell for that. And I'm right behind you for laughing.

[@theorie6939]

3:10 fun fact: in french the police nicknamed is "the chickens" In 1871 the headquarters of the police in Paris was moved to a former poultry market by which the old one was burnt down during the riots (riots of the common of Paris)

[@teodortaca6917]

In Romania a term for the police are "the turkeys" not sure why tho

[@leahozhantortune771]

@@teodortaca6917 Ottoman Empire history

[@oIdswords]

Marzia: *sees **1:53* Also Marzia: I’m Marzia Kjellberg and I approve this image

[@mindseyepudding]

Title : don't click this video Me: my goals are beyond your understanding

[@bigfoot2639]

"ey what you got in the mail there?" oh you know, just another child to add to my collection in the basement

[@sanacankindadraw]

10:06 plot twist, the titans that are scheduled to arrive mid December will actually include children's show characters

[@imaynothaveabrain7570]

Me:”Clicks the video” Also me: I am above the law

[@VictoryForVi]

this joke has been made 48 million times i am sad now

[@imaynothaveabrain7570]

@@VictoryForVi good you are now also above the law

[@thesearchforthemustache2589]

It was 69 likes before I liked

[@imaynothaveabrain7570]

@@thesearchforthemustache2589 and now its 69 again

[@thesearchforthemustache2589]

@@imaynothaveabrain7570 I will dislike it so that it is at 68 likes

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Toph invented metal bending. She can do anything

[@tiny_boi2261]

Yes.

[@cheeseman6833]

Remember me?

[@jaxtvgaming228]

4:47 Yes you frickin' are Jacque, yes you fricking are.

[@medienkonig7338]

And he deserves it.

[@cronchobar]

The thumbnail: "Killer queen has already touched the mouse"

[@HangingDGrunt]

..

[@tuesdaywithanh]

Oh no

[@shialtin]

I don't know why, but every time Jack's laugh slides into the 'raptor squee range, I get sympathetic resonance in my naughty areas.

[@SadCat._07]

i-

[@BillyLikesToasters]

"Don't click on this video" Anyone with a brain: no

[@dreamlord7820]

"Don't click this video" You dare challenge me?

[@dimensiongoat]

The thumbnail is the equivalent of artist pain. I can’t tell you how many times I draw a hand, wonder why it looks so wrong, then realize they’re backwards and contemplate why I draw in the first place.

[@soumilibarman423]

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

[@luckymoonjoy1278]

3:42 funniest part? This is Egypt. First time it’s snowed in... I don’t even remember. This guy waited all that time just to dump a snowball on his friend’s head.

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

It hadn’t snowed in over 100 years

[@jamesusespivot]

11:20 When I saw the girls on the horses the first thing I though of was Saddle Club and I'm just glad Jack also thought of it.

[@child_yeeter3472]

Is anyone gonna talk about how weirdly he said "helllo!"

[@sjgh.r]

gey hilloooo

[@Yesimyildirim35]

@@sjgh.r That is not gay thats... I dunno,transgender or pansexual?

[@sjgh.r]

Ali toprak Özdemir oops i think he changed his name

[@luminous4565]

Its non binary I think

[@Yesimyildirim35]

@@luminous4565 could be it,not sure though.

[@jakesouthern4050]

Title: don’t click this video Me forcing my hostages to click the mouse for me

[@DerGecko92_old]

Hold up

[@hinatashoyo7252]

Wait a minute

[@adrianeacosta4330]

Oh, That's nice

[@prankonic4735]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[@adelphascars2902]

"Don't click on this video" Don't tell me what to do.

[@lycazahirahhinlo2317]

I really like the way he says “Hillo” 🥺😆

[@cristianaestima2674]

9:28 when you have to inspect an skilled serial killer

[@VaderTheWhite]

Understatement here

[@doodlenoodled5174]

12:16 that's likely from a tornado or the deracho storm thing that went through Nebraska, Iowa, and Illinois mid August this year

[@Kep126]

It was the derecho, I'm sure.

[@ahuman7882]

I got that Amy Schumer ad where she eats a tampon and I just feel like that's perfect for this video.

[@thefiregodzapp]

9:32 I'm guessing that Jack doesn't know about future diary.

[@Luscinia_Nightengale]

I knew this comment was here somewhere.

[@MiguelPerez-eh3on]

Yuno literally killed alot of policeman with a katana soo i guess the joke is that they are using riot shields to counter the katana but the sad part is that those swats dont know that she might be packing a granade sense she is crazy like that XD

[@Senkonon]

9:31 Yuno without Yukki brings quite literally the death and rebirth of the world. Them shield people gonna die really quick

[@midnight6090]

I do not fear the wrath of anything as I can give out free divine wrath but hey, I can still feel pain and it’s a bit of an inconvenience for both of us so you’re awesome. Also you and the other people who do these videos (Yes, the editors too) deserve your own anime. It would be interesting to watch the knights of Emkay battle for their kingdom against things from r/bossfight using items from r/Itemshop and put in situations that are strange, terrifying, oddly satisfying, and other subreddits. And it shall be called: The knights of Emkay seriously somebody make this an actual thing and have them voice their characters.

[@Rauvi]

3:04 *”We’ll put that criminal in the roost!”* That was also a dumb analogy. But I tried.

[@cronley0172]

7:55 I live in England and If you have snow it lasts about an hour then it’s mush that you can’t move through

[@aravioli4203]

Enkay: don’t click this video 84k people: are you challenging me

[@goten3268]

4:45 happens normal ppl: hmm... what? men of culture: THE POWER OF SIENCE DAMANDS YOU TO *HALT*

[@nelyaltamirano7471]

Everyone watching this video when it says don’t click it:my knowledge is bigger than you think.

[@ice-cubed3]

8:32 this is what happens when you clear your search history

[@ihavenotalent1994]

Why does Jack’s Russian accent sound like Dracula.

[@Ramsey276one]

5:45 the timing was PERFECT to find this

[@saffroncoasts6950]

Found the vampire

[@raleo7466]

"Mom can get have Guggenheim?" "There's Guggenheim at home" * Guggenheim at home * 12:08

[@feetuber9162]

Whats that

[@detalius5835]

2:34 best part this is why i like jack so much he put alot of effort on voicing this video

[@multishippingtrash728]

9:33 that's yuno...she's gonna do a lot more than heart palpitations...if you still have a heart by the time she's done with you

[@VaderTheWhite]

Ah, another person of culture!

[@taylorm-b690]

3:31 thor taking shots at birds from the Bifrost bridge

[@GodsVoiceToHeaven]

Everybody gangsta till someone clicks on vid

[@gilagal777]

1:52 Impractical Jokers!! It's Sal! God, such a good show,,

[@fishburger5669]

When Jack said he was going to hell, my grandma said "Well, if he believes in Jesus he won't"

[@KdazKayDa]

“Dont click this video” Me on my phone: Im just gonna tap it then

[@habibamadou7623]

“Dont click this video” me InTeReStInG

[@180noscopers1]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[@medienkonig7338]

04:46 no.... why.... I mean, why would you even think of this awfully sad thing in such a way. With an image like that. That's not okay. I'm sad now...... I lost faith in Jack..... just don't ....... that is like- why? Why would you make this reference? Please

[@leafyproductions9479]

Welcome to another episode of "Where did quaratine bring me?"

[@deadchannel5557]

T o h e l l

[@potatoboi9955]

The way jack said hello in the beginning reminds me of that shop owner in the mountain from frozen and I love it lol

[@michamocha]

I knew the fma joke was gonna be a Nina and her dog joke but THAT was something I was not expecting.

[@Pek1gn]

"What you got in the mail hmm?" _it's a... It's a bike!_

[@mauravdb]

Nobody: My sims map after I put 28363 codes in: 8:52

[@Horrormascots_bf]

9:33 she's not cute, she's an actual murderer in the anime, it's called Future diary if you wish to check it out! Be warned, lots of blood

[@hinatashoyo7252]

I think she's mirai nikki iinw(If im not wrong)

[@Akifora]

@@hinatashoyo7252 no sorry her name is Yuno Gasai the anime name is mirai nikki which means Future Diary. But Hay at least you know the anime name most people don’t.

[@anuggetroblox5134]

Ooh! *blood!*

[@VaderTheWhite]

As someone who has read the manga and seen the anime, I still think she's cute 😍

[@multishippingtrash728]

jack: *laughs* crops: watered skin: clear hotel: trivago

[@_spacecandy]

Honestly, he just proved that any of these could be album covers if they're a e s t h e t i c enough

[@g.s.cdragon1870]

The title “exist” Me:”That sign can’t stop me cause I can read!”

[@insanityandinsomnia2632]

3:33 **god fighting the gays**

[@zux128]

This subreddit truly makes me, Hmmm

[@otabekaltin]

That little hello in the beginning made my whole day

[@Crimson_and_Clover73]

Also, picturing sal sounding like that is hilarious 1:58

[@gottawalkthedoorframerq2750]

When you realize he made a goldfish joke 0_0

[@Nuggetxzzzz]

me thinking to my self how i watched this video in 6,30 minutes

[@ARCHIimsoupset]

Have a great day everyone!! Don’t forget to try your best! Always be nice you never know what is happening in people’s lives. 😁

[@thatoneperson6594]

8:14 🤣 he’s growing enough courage to finish the job

[@priusowner7730]

1:25 If he really wanted to, he could probably do a really good kermit the frog impression

[@thespanishinquisition5166]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@Bored_Kaga]

6:09 oh nice looks like one of kira's victims actually survived

[@VixieStickz]

Day 143 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason

[@upperscorecharlie]

Thats a good subreddit tbh

[@Pek1gn]

@@bigbass999 shut up and stop posting the same word on every comment

[@Videogamedonut17]

Hmm

[@Videogamedonut17]

@@bigbass999 shhh

[@kingcrimsonbutscrem1148]

I’ll join sorry I couldn’t find that one thing I was talking about

[@TheExperienceYT]

Two trucks hunting you. Two trucks hunting you. Oh god run. Oh god run. He has a baseball bat!

[@EstellaDanica]

It’s the same in Texas. A store or restaurant cannot deny you do tiring off your horse if it is your transportation. You can also call the police for vehicle theft if your horse is stolen c:

[@EmeraldSpencer]

4:52 *YES, YOU ARE*