r/Hmmm | don't click this video please

[@thegreatknowing]

Title: "don't click this video please" Everyone: _I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that._

[@pat8060]

yes

[@ICrazor]

yes

[@Asulias]

Yes

[@cybercritterowo]

yes

[@plantwhittophat1839]

sorry im blind

[@fiend-off-the-grid]

0:35 the fact that he didn't notice it's in alphabetical order infuriates me

[@Flackconnon]

Yes my response was an audible Hmmmmmmm…….

[@75yomu]

Yes

[@tens3538]

Hahaha the likes are 69

[@rose._.dreams]

Memento mori

[@tzisorey]

I like to think he knew exactly what it was, and did that just to infuriate his viewers.

[@jacksonrussell8633]

Haven’t watched one of these in ages, man did I miss Jack’s voice.

[@cludecat7072]

welcome Back!

[@themfconstable]

Well there are tons now, have fun chief

[@iceywara]

I miss damien's voice

[@alphabextical3598]

Hi satan.

[@sai_lg1070]

I know for a damn fact you stoped watching for like a minute, then you got too bored

[@Strawberry-sm2em]

Me: *Having a bad day* Jack: *"I'm your voicey voice person who does the talky stuff"* Me: You have made my day better

[@Strawberry-sm2em]

@marcoscolga24 it did as well but voicey voice person was funny

[@lambiegabby4055]

@@Strawberry-sm2em I read your comment as you having a baby and I don’t know why.

[@catguy5425]

Yes, David Hasselhoff actually did take home the giant wax Hasselhoff after the first SpongeBob movie.

[@rusty_shower_head5123]

Y e s

[@theunstoppabled3161]

Waxxelhoff

[@platapusdemon]

This made my day 😂

[@jacksonjackwagon1324]

*me who was about to explain that to emkay aswell* sí

[@sam9014]

WHAT

[@thatoneguy100]

Jack is my favorite voicy voice person who does the talky stuff.

[@gamistry2947]

No, he's just a voice, not a person. All of them are. Robin, Lexi, all of them

[@turbopokey]

He does "The Click" channel if you want more of his stuff. He kinda looks like Noah Wylie from "ER" with a mustache.

[@breezywinter4646]

“Time to put on your headphones!” *demonic screaming*

[@SamplrDesigns]

Poison headcrab

[@lavagamer486]

Jack be back On the track, The creators of these memes Sure smoked some *c r a c k* . And other stuff, Probably. I edited this comment Horribly.

[@hyperionbeam604]

Y E S .. but there is one inaccuracy, they didn't only smoke *crack* .

[@kuih0002]

LavaGamer why

[@lavagamer486]

Space face because I *c a n*

[@shadow_boy1251]

@@hyperionbeam604 they did meth, crack, red ice, cigars, alchohol.

[@emeraldpuppet2270]

*claps *

[@ebonystave8035]

5:19 the fact that I know where this character is from, and what he's really gonna do with that pineapple, reminds me why I cannot sleep at night.

[@nikolasavic4250]

jack: *titles the video 'dont click on this video'* everybody: *doesnt click on this video* Jack: wait, you werent supposed to do that

[@godlywalrus2694]

I don't think Jack titles the videos lmfao

[@nikolasavic4250]

@@godlywalrus2694 idk bruh i was just trynna be funny😩

[@Ajehy]

Most of us can’t read

[@articsableye5485]

How did you comment this without clicking the video?

[@ncpdswordshielddivision2240]

@@articsableye5485 Listen Here you Little S**t...

[@CavemanTrivia]

"In a decade, we're gonna get movies based on memes." Ahem. The Grumpy Cat Christmas movie on the lifetime network

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

That's a thing?

[@CavemanTrivia]

@@superwhatevergamin9634 Yeah, it was a few years ago.

[@jookie8469]

the future is now old man

[@normalhuman9878]

Exactly

[@confusedscreaming309]

My little sister actually watched that once.

[@hmspretender]

The picture of David Hasselhoff next to a giant weird version of himself is from when he was in the SpongeBob Movie (2004).

[@jsl151850b]

That's right! It's for the sequence where he's like a torpedo through the water.

[@hmspretender]

@@jsl151850b that movie was so good and yet so bad at the same time, right?!

[@Skarix]

Jack always makes me smile. He just has that one special thing that makes him funnier than the others here on Emkay…

[@janshen1222]

Me who clicked:My goals are beyond your understanding

[@e.m.e.r.a.l.dbankai9574]

Now reality is what ever I want

[@gagiibaaji2774]

Ha **echo echo**

[@crow5228]

Nooo

[@lazuli1086]

Ah yes

[@RoninOwin1738]

10:42 I guess student council life has been rough for Makoto

[@samugames0]

like it's the worst thing she went through

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 220 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@drakez341]

Hello my dude

[@isoniazidsive]

why do you do this

[@UrLocalGayEmoS8erBoy]

How do I copy this

[@iamhub2736]

I like your dedication and determination

[@Flopdawalrus]

Dud is still going

[@anomalousbob9361]

3:42 Fun fact, where I live we have a medieval times castle, with a very famous tower in which famous literature writers were held prisoners. The bathroom system of the tower was, in fact, a hole running across the floors, it would go through each floor and down a pipe, redirected outside the tower.

[@nazodreemur8284]

0:33 "It's just a normal keyboard" The letters key:

[@insaincaldo]

For one both the Ctrl keys are next to each other and it has two windows keys also next to each other. Other then that it's not one of the typing standards, but an alphabetical key setup.

[@vixy2321]

0:35 “Dont see whats wrong with this keyboard” The Keys: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O PQ S R T U V W Z Y Z

[@ICanDoThatToo2]

Also Ctrl-Ctrl and Windows-Windows

[@spacemastee1932]

*i hate that its in alphabetical order like* *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@helphelphelphelphelphelphe4652]

Cute fox

[@jacobe5398]

R.I.P X wasn't included in this comment

[@Shingujikorekiyo_creep]

Nothing wrong with that

[@Auraxen]

5:12 is literally any roblox noob, they always find a way to become one with the wall.

[@farkwadisdumb]

The lifelike recreation of that guy was the prop SpongeBob and Patrick rode on in the first SpongeBob movie.

[@raptorman9892]

ONLY THE REAL ONE KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM

[@death_by_ray3759]

"In ten years we will have movies about memes" You ever watched the emoji movie?

[@__BT-7274__]

Yes and it sucked

[@CJay42]

A title can't stop me from clicking this video

[@romaniamusicman]

hi

[@nickpick1958]

agreed

[@janshen1222]

CHEESE

[@romaniamusicman]

@Willy Wonka i made a comment about 2 minutes ago

[@olwenn]

This title won't stop me cuz i can't read

[@thatgamerboi1573]

1:39 normal pepole:ha lil batman berserk fans:"excessive sweating"

[@TomDarkwulf87]

Is that... Oh no

[@datboi2590]

*inhales* GRIFFITHHHHHHHH

[@Murdocke89]

It’s not nighttime in that photo, there was an Eclipse.

[@jotmanut]

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[@grimblob7305]

People who are on mobile: *I AM TEN PARALLEL UNIVERSES AHEAD OF YOU*

[@staticanimations3678]

I am ten parallel universes ahead of you

[@XxUf0K1ttyxX]

I am also 10 parallel universes ahead of you

[@TheAllSeeingCollective]

I am ten parallel universes ahead of you mist of the time

[@grimblob7305]

I am too, 10 parallel universe ahead of us.

[@son_of_nemesis8957]

5:23 an amazing little Nicky reference such an underated Adam Sandler movie. Hitler in a maid outfit getting a pineapple shoved up there.

[@_Blanchett_]

I had to scroll TOO long for this. Thanks.

[@myopinion69420]

@@_Blanchett_ same

[@henrifuselier6186]

Lol I love that movie! I literly thought that when I saw it!

[@myopinion69420]

@@henrifuselier6186 no doubt that was what the costume was in reference to.

[@Murdocke89]

My fave sandler movie from back when he wasn’t full of it

[@sr.lontra]

The weird thing is: That water coloration is totally normal for some rivers in brazil

[@majoraccident1924]

AEEE BRASIL CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[@234o93]

@@majoraccident1924 .

[@foxplushgd]

5:00 it's a bamhurger

[@samurexatlas7373]

Patricia's art is nightmares. I love it.

[@ferninfestedskulls]

How do you spell her last name? I want to see the rest of her work

[@waqqle3699]

Stitch Cry Patricia Piccinini

[@clareheaney325]

Noooooo we spent so much money on the stupid sky whales though!!! If you don't know about those, you're in for a treat: imagine taking your kids to see a giant pink unicorn hot air balloon and seeing the skywwhales - Google them!

[@ezioalgi451]

0:04 it's all fun and games until she screams "Yamete Onii-chan"

[@vincee.9637]

7:25 is when jack succeeded in making more of his clones to scare the s*t out of us

[@sethmichel6138]

10:42 I am like 99% convinced that if we saw Makoto Nijima after an conversation with her sister (pre Sae's palace) school principal or Kaneshiro, this cosplay would be accurate

[@lemonpeaches8314]

>Be me >Watching another video >See notification >"Oh, Emkay, I'll watch it later" >Clicks out of notifications >Double-takes >Goes back and reads title > * _click_ *

[@ethantdh8643]

1:42 my favourite part

[@MrXhojn]

11:10, I'm pretty sure they used that for the first Spongebob movie, where Spongebob and Patrick are riding David Hasselhoff to get back to the Krusty Krab before Mr. Krabs gets fucking obliterated

[@doughnutman9812]

Yeah they did

[@thatguy7155]

People are forgetting spongebob slowly

[@mesaprime4368]

That is correct and David got to keep it.

[@doughnutman9812]

@@thatguy7155 wait it is

[@gabrielfernandes6909]

9:42 If you get a positive on a pregnant test as man it means you have cancer, as woman you might have cancer ain't life sweat.

[@captainnoble1446]

10:46 Makoto from the persona games is drinking straight from a vodka bottle

[@dg3red36]

She dealt with some shit.... including fighting a god... Let her

[@Zfungi148]

She's tired of Joker and Ryuji's shit lol...

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

That's me on Friday.

[@samugames0]

i mean, you can't leave home after metaverse soooo

[@invisiman1938]

IT'S KUTARO JOJO

[@Noname-idunno]

3:21 comically large drill

[@Glep-thatsmallgreenguy]

"The voicy voice person that does the talking stuff" lmfao 😂

[@Doggieguts]

1:48 the bike in pokemon sword and shield

[@infinityj2268]

That would make the perfect swing set for SCP 096! 2:02

[@slavicboi8068]

0:10 this screech killed me dont know why

[@milchTheRealOne]

How

[@mels_89]

Title: "don't click this video please" 12k people: *"that title can't stop me, because I can't read!"*

[@makii7408]

pls come home at your rerun...please 😭

[@mels_89]

@@makii7408 good luck mate.

[@makii7408]

@@mels_89 thank you

[@lotematu2812]

I us kids could read we would be upset

[@benjaminfortuin1024]

0:56 that’s actually in a small shopping district near me, it’s really cool

[@SH-fm2iu]

Does anyone else feel like videos from this channel is the most interesting thing to happen to you throughout the last year and a half

[@blueleaf3377]

Emkay:Dont click this video The 174k viewers:Time to commit KZbin crime

[@aquilyxus]

The new 404k viewers: Time to commi-i-i-i-i-i-i-not found

[@abhiramanilkumar7601]

Can we just appreaciate how accurate maman's transforming effect was🙌

[@hisupwassup]

the most cursed thing to hear from the toilet: *"Yum yum"* 4:38

[@keeganglynn7298]

1:40 Pretty sure that isn't batman. It's Griffith/Phemto, which makes it fucked up on a WHOLE other level.

[@HybridTwisterVR0979]

So i know this video has been a year ago, but for those who are new and are digging the emkay youtube channle (or old viewers rewatching it), the keyboard on the first post after the intro post is actually a Sound Engieneering Keyboard. We actually use those buttons if we want to make the recording experience more simple, especially in a recording studio where we dont have a Mixing Console. Now we usually recieve QWERTY keyboards so im as confused as you guys on why is the reason the keyboard is alphabeticly placed, but yeah. Those buttons are for mixing software (Pro Tools, Fruity Loops, any actually)

[@FruityCatRing]

Emkey: 'don't watch this video' Me: and I'm gonna forget I ever saw that

[@specklespeck05]

9:15 do I smell the Bite of ‘87 comin up?

[@lilliylil-lie43]

Not going to lie, I've been watching this channel for long enough that as soon as Jack said, "it's time to put on you head phones" I immediately turned the sound wayyy down 😂

[@Schrodingers_kid]

5:39 Painfully relatable.

[@damonster9328]

No one expects it but LAST GANG

[@wollythewolf3995]

Love it

[@PoonamKandola]

omg the car with the steering wheel for the back seat reminds me of the countless nightmares i have where i have to try and drive from the back seat and usually the brakes don’t work either..

[@ClownPuncher139]

11:11 - I’m proud I know the exact context of this image. Should I be? *YES*

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

*Giant Hasselhoff, preparing to launch the crown with a weird flex.* Patrick: Dat control tho.

[@cloudstriker5473]

3:53 he’s also holding a mug with the “this is fine” meme on it lol

[@shade6001]

The image at 7:19 has the same energy as eating a steak right in front of a cow, and I love it.

[@Sara-sn5gd]

The var at 9:00 is from a reoccurring nightmare I have where for some reason I always have to drive a car from the back seat. It goes horribly, and I never know why I choose the backseat when I wake up.

[@GodofWisdom123]

4:21 the best joke in the video

[@nvfury13]

Not getting the Little Nicky reference costume, then getting mind blown over the Hasselhoff standing next to the giant prop of himself they built for the Spongebob movie…

[@awatarasakawiraaji2040]

Video: Dont click this video please Me: *clicks it* Also me: "welcome to downtown coolsville"

[@Lightmagician60]

0:32 "just a normal keyboard" yup totally

[@abhijaik70]

0:31 So we're just gonna ignore the fact that the keyboard is in Alphabetical order

[@mikhialkalshnikov5573]

You are the only other person who saw this?

[@abhijaik70]

@@mikhialkalshnikov5573 The people who saw my comment did, too But the narrator didn't adress it

[@bookshelf4354]

N0OOOOO0

[@panda_alternate]

Im sure you know it's a style, QWERTY isn't the only one, but a common reason people actually do that specific style, is because they have photo graphic memory and are able to think out the next letters location based on the previous keys location rather than a easy memorization based selective layout such as our common QWERTY, however these people as you would imagine go through hell playing games.

[@abhijaik70]

@@panda_alternate Hmmm interesting Never seen a keyboard in alphabetical order

[@windfall8058]

11:15 I believe that's the model used in the spongebob movie next to the real actor.

[@dhiabenzineb9745]

no one EDP445: 4:45 wait

[@ThePKKHaseo]

This joke did not age well

[@helphelphelphelphelphelphe4652]

Emkay: pls don't click the video Everybody:clicks video

[@proletharian074]

1:25 ах, дресня, вы меня раскусили yes EmKay. You have russian audition as well

[@gwydionrusso3206]

I expected him to make an AK reliability joke because of how much stuff that AK is covered in

[@ronanwallwork1577]

0:57 I studied this artist in class recently and when he said this is one of the "tamer" ones, he's not kidding. This thing is basically like a picture of Mary and the rest are varying degrees of that one statue of Saint Bartholomew after he was skinned

[@nicklittle8399]

When he doesnt even understand the first post lmao... Where's Damien when you need him lol

[@ryanmoore5643]

Oh God that opening scream lmfao. I have ear buds in and I didn't expect it at all. I'm dead

[@radu-cristianspirea595]

They found the nugget cave at 8:04 (Good job to anyone who got the joke)

[@il-dottore]

10:41 When you tell Joker you feel like people view you as a robot and all he has to say is “beep boop”

[@andesocial]

When you're family friends with Patricia Pitchininy's sister and you still don't know how to spell her name

[@that_tired_artist6935]

6:39 we actually have some of this set at my grandparents house.

[@Black_Stock.]

6:21 hey I know that anime girl its a dragon

[@PracticalNeuron]

"You know what that means, time to put on your headphones" the ad: *hey, want some headphones?*

[@littletitanicmaster-2622]

2:19 I couldn’t stop laughing

[@Malkontent1003]

"Time to put on your headphones! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Made me cackle, Jack. Made me cackle.

[@cuber1254]

9:10 Why did you remodel SCP-173 again?

[@coltonivy3616]

The timing of my headphones dying could not be better right as soon as you said “TIMETK OUT ON YOUR HEADPHONES” it died as soon as you finished headphones

[@soraos21]

1:36 That is NOT Batman. That is Femto from Berserk, significantly worse.

[@Murdocke89]

Was gonna say, Casca didn’t want that kind of saving

[@gagidoo4757]

no that's solomon from the nes godzilla creepypasta

[@youtubecommenter4647]

5:12 this image reminds me of a game I played before called “Control” It’s a game about you finding your roll as the director in the FBD (I think it’s called), helping to put an end to a virus called “The Hiss”, and other shiz. One of the things in the game are that in arias that enemies will appear, there will be floating bodies. You can shoot them if you want, but you gotta put in the effort of aiming instead of it auto aiming.

[@windygulch7916]

Yes Jack that giant David Hasselhoff statue that you just saw is real they needed it for the scene with Dennis in the SpongeBob movie the scene where they "fought" on his ass

[@NoseyWhiskers]

I love Jack and Robin the BEST commentators

[@guts60]

10:23 as a femboy, I feel this image

[@northisalwaysup]

3:59 they already do the grumpycat movie already exists

[@Apollocakes]

I CLICKED IT YOU CAN'T STOP ME WITH WORDS I LIKE TO WATCH EMKAY ZE HAHAHA

[@Apollocakes]

unlimited power

[@RespectMyAimbot]

"Time to put on your headphones!" Me: *You fool, I ALREADY HAVE THEM ON BECAUSE YOU'RE JACK!*

[@coldmilk9610]

You can't stop me I can't read!

[@pandarou_pd]

@Willy Wonka than how do you know what he said

[@pandarou_pd]

@Willy Wonka i do i just wanted you to r/wooosh me but you failed so byeeeee You dont have anymore chances to r/woooosh me

[@pandarou_pd]

@Willy Wonka still u can r/woooosh Someone than someone else will post this

[@aliteraldisappointment2609]

Help what does this say, I cant read

[@pandarou_pd]

@@aliteraldisappointment2609 it says something

[@loud_bait]

8:58 that's a real back seat driver

[@pandakinggaming4972]

It's alright you can become a furry want to. We just chill, well at least I do.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

I just question my sexuality and cry! _so basically chillin_

[@zoegalaxygaming5326]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 Nice.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

@@zoegalaxygaming5326 ye

[@bookshelf4354]

yee

[@johnzacharyarcanojavier7214]

Jack's amazing at his job!

[@staggerblade]

The David Hasselhoff statue was actually use for the first sponge bod movie because they needed a still set piece strong enough to take jets of water all while being still. Fun fact David still has the statue of himself and keeps it in his garage.

[@rae8581]

0:01 reminds me of, in danganronpa v3 when k1b0 (or kiibo) was printing the picture from his mouth. (for any who don't know he's a robot ) Love ur vids!

[@phixxer_isherelol]

Title:dont click on this video Me:hOw aBoUt i dO aNnYwAy

[@flacidusrex9777]

1:36 "alright batman" Pain

[@pinkiepower1968]

"Good Greetings to you, you horrifyingly beautiful person" is my new favorite greeting.

[@I-will-make-you-eyes-scream]

I love how jack keep up on the racoon joke