r/InsaneParents - HE'S ONLY 7!

[@TheClick]

for clarification; the short story at 5:45 is from a comment thread under the post

[@woofie3917]

This is my only way of getting close to a top comment, get first for a pinned comment, basically HI have a good day anyone who sees this 🙂 Also the person under me, general Kenobi

[@spaghettios3547]

hello there

[@emikoizunami6804]

Oh

[@NxVernxual]

Moan

[@sarahidk7550]

Pwo

[@justapanpirate]

“I cArRiEd yOu fOr nInE mOnThS!!11” “I had no choice but to deal with you for X years since you forced me into this world. Unlike you, I didn’t have a choice.”

[@dhark0n332]

Ok... that... is a valid response but *Don't Raise your voice to me!*

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

"I raised you!"

[@justapanpirate]

@@TheUltima_Werewolf “Only cause you can’t put parents up for adoption”

[@desbugfan8429]

I think you forgot to hold shift on those last 2 exclamation points.

[@justapanpirate]

@@desbugfan8429 Shift broke. T’was a sad day

[@shlimeball475]

Abuse isn’t love, be your child’s frendo and not their top 5 on the hit list

[@pepper4632]

The ‘Top 5 on their hit list’ killed me

[@pepper4632]

Skylar Hartley No no she should be second If you hate her so much then kills her 2nd to show that she is even a less important person to kill

[@EtherealRE4]

@@pepper4632 Bro, did you just tell them to kill their mother? Hate them or not, never kill anyone.

[@pepper4632]

Ethereal Sorry person with dignity I didn’t know you existed in this thread

[@StarboyJuno]

@@EtherealRE4 is that a CHALLENGE

[@tatermctot5895]

Parents: **emotionally and mentally abuses kid** Also Parent: wHy WOnT YoU LoVe MEEeEeEEE Kid: Hmm wonder why-

[@mildalt4948]

Relatable for me

[@cupio-stardust]

Milda Lt get some help.

[@Firestorm214]

Milda Lt you okay bud?

[@cupio-stardust]

@@Firestorm214 Sometimes they’re even worse.

[@radiantMotion]

hm

[@monavity]

"Every child deserves a parent, but not every parent deserves a child." -Someone from internet

[@angrycup8708]

nice

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

“That is accurate” -Bluetailz

[@olakpasa6486]

I agree with the stranger

[@عصفورةلطيفة]

Not every child deserves a parent

[@thatonetoaster9352]

@@عصفورةلطيفة W h a t -That One Guy

[@ScarabD]

"drive you insane, be your worst nightmare, and hunt you down like a bloodhound when needed because I love you" sounds exactly like something a stalker would say.

[@iwahawki66]

Yandere mom 100

[@n00dlesfr86]

@@iwahawki66 OMG HAHAHA

[@beccataylor1245]

Yandere parents

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@iwahawki66 there’s a hentai with a name like that

[@Decayingcandycorn]

Ayono (Yanchan): *copy and pastes to send this is her senpai*

[@chrisdecker3842]

Parents: don't vaccinate thier kids Kids: gets preventable diseases Parents: *IMUNITY*

[@petrfedor1851]

There is an idea in evolutionist circles that most important force of evolution is fight of hosts and their parasites/patogens. I think we get to the parts where parasites getting highground.

[@leekusdeekus3724]

I don't think Karens even know how vaccines work

[@endme6658]

I cant understand how people are willing to do that. Even if it does make them immune (which it kind of does for a while until the virus evolves), you are still putting your child and yourself at risk as well as anyone they come in contact with. Like, why would you take that risk instead of just staying inside for a while.

[@sawyerawr5783]

for better or worse there is a logic to it. in "theory" anyway, both end up at the same end goal, immunity. just that ones very much stupider than the other.

[@LittleIcarus]

I'd rather have my child build up natural immunity than get vaccinated. If they die, it's just natural selection 🤷 I can always have another!g

[@Dolenta]

HOLY I THOUGHT WHEN HE SAID “my mother ripped my baby off my desk” I THOUGHT HE MEANT A REAL BABY

[@The-Algid]

Me too

[@decepticusprevails]

With how extreme r/insane_parents can get I sadly wouldn't be surprised if it HAD been a real baby 😞. Thankfully it was only a tv/computer(?) not sure exactly what it was

[@spicysalad3013]

SAME LMAO

[@Handle0219]

Me too, pathetically,I had to rewind for a bit to that part to understand what he was talking about

[@addiedork5891]

LMFAOOOO I THOUGHT I WAs THE ONLY ONE

[@AuricomXF]

Family: "You should learn to take action and stand up for yourself!!!" Me: **Stands my ground to win an argument** Family: *CEASE YOUR RESISTANCE*

[@dhark0n332]

Welcome to Family Hierarchy, if you are not in top you are just one slave

[@The_Blue_Ender]

Chasseurs Ardennais translated to English: "Resist and bite!"

[@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494]

Bruh i legit heard orisa saying that last line

[@AuricomXF]

@@xx_worldjaxx_xx1494 that's where I got it from lol

[@Persholm1]

It's "disrespect" when you use logic and make good and fair arguments...

[@15oClock]

Fun fact: it can take ten years for people with clinical depression to admit they think they have it.

[@snorkgp-5949]

*FUN*

[@jery3385]

*YAY I N T R E S T I N G*

[@martiniquejunebug2284]

Took me that long to realize I might even have it

[@theprokoking7156]

Yikes

[@scaredcafe562]

*SO FUN*

[@ANTUBER]

My dad is anti-mask and everytime he is proven wrong he just yells at me and tells me to shut up and stop talking back. I'm more annoyed about the fact that he doesn't like me "talking back". Edit: My dad is a way better person now. He found his wrongs and he's fixed them

[@kanedgytheguy8105]

A ton of parents just peg any valid argument as "back talk" and it pisses me off that they think kids can't have different opinions and arguments

[@justbikesnstuff]

Sorry dude someday you won't have to deal with him

[@addik4398]

My mom and dad don’t listen to logic about that and actual doctors they just google it and think they’re the expert cause a guy claiming to know what he’s talking about says something dumb

[@pepper4632]

Turn around then make your point because that wouldn’t be talking *back*

[@tuluppampam]

@@addik4398 only my mum refuses logic and my dad knows more than most people on the planet but he doesn't care about what my mom thinks And that's why I have no support trying to teach my mother how she should use her brain

[@persianoil]

my dad got angry at this random guy driving with a mask on and said "IDIOT.. WHO IS HE GOING TO BE INFECTED BY? HIMSELF?? I HATE PEOPLE LIKE THAT." the dude was driving a taxi, dad.

[@youraveragesub]

I'm still glad to this day I have sane parents

[@someonessidechannel1485]

@Andrei Salvaleon Even if the guy was driving his own personal car, there's zero reasoning to getting pissed about him wearing a mask. You could file it as "huh, weird" and get on with your day, rather than spend so much energy getting pissed off at something that ultimately has no effect on your life.

[@LittleIcarus]

_o o f_

[@mr.goldfish1530]

Masks aren't even to prevent being infected. They're to protect others.

[@persianoil]

@Andrei Salvaleon my dad is against masks lol

[@ConejitoPequenito]

He's usually cursed, but when talking to teens in the audience he goes all wholesome like topicy wopicy

[@youtubeaddicted1221]

Yeah. I go to Click or to OT when I need some comfort

[@rosysummersky]

Click is chaotic good

[@smokedham5119]

As a 16 year old i appreciate the click

[@ladykoiwolfe]

As a mom, I appreciate Click's wholesomeness too.

[@kirillzakharov7336]

yes. But, though I have not watched him for nearly as long as Limenade, I can confidently say that Limenade is significantly more cursed than Click is. But even Limenade can be wholesome

[@docharycrow]

A couple of months ago I wanted to see a therapist. When I told my mom this she immediately said, " You're not suicidal, are you? Why would you want to commit suicide you're such a pretty girl" All I wanted was mental help. I haven't thought about the concept of suicide in 2 years. She wouldn't let me talk. I basically listen to her for 2 hours, preaching to me about Jesus Christ. So, in other words, if you have insane parents that are highly religious, homophobic, racist, and anti Vax, you will never receive the help you need. So I have resorted to watching psychology videos, the Click, sad milk, and the members of sad milk. You guys have helped me alot. I thank you.

[@airaz1235]

I got a similar response from my parents for my depression and my dad said "it have KZbin videos" (my dialect ignores English rules). Anyway I took his advice and it kinda worked (2yrs later)? There are free resources online that can help you if your parents can't or won't. But I'm ngl it will take time and it does take time, so stay alive till you can take back control over your life and/or suicidal tendencies. Idk know your personal situation but doing something is better than nothing, in my opinion.

[@LittleIcarus]

Do you watch Psych2go?

[@MJ-bw5hv]

Just know that most parents are kinda like this. Just think bout it in the shower. Everyone has the same problem until one grows old enough to be independent.....

[@awkwardukulele6077]

Same. I tried telling my parents that my frequent breakdowns growing up weren’t just normal childhood moments, and they responded “seriously, why haven’t you forgiven us yet!?!? This sounds like a problem between you and GAHD!?!?!?” I feel for you. Finding any info you can may not feel like the best step, but then again it’s not supposed to be. You’re doing the right thing by taking those steps towards wellness when you can. Small progress is better than no progress. Keep at it until you’re in a situation where you feel safe and secure enough to reach out independently for professional help, until then bettering yourself whenever and wherever you can is THE best thing you can do. Keep up the good work😊👍 And also, it’s gonna be ok. There are people out there who care about you, and know you’ll be amazing😁. Have a great day. 🤗

[@LucretiaPearl]

I know my mother was a piece of work, but this sucks. Depression, anxiety & thoughts of suicide don't just strike us not-so-pretty gals. If you can, keep a journal & find any free online resources you can that might assist you until you can get out of that situation. I've heard of a texting service hotline, but I can't remember where I saw it.

[@dopeameen7911]

Parent: doesn't vaccinate child. Child: *dies from preventable diseases* Parent: *IT WAS 5G!*

[@wheresdarice3988]

It'S aLl bEcAuSe Of ThAt DaMn PhOnE

[@youraveragetroller4467]

But the kid wanted to play ronlox Give poor timmy his phone back

[@demizhao8398]

Uh, Ma’am? It couldn’t have been 5G... You cut the tower down and crushed a small dog 2 weeks ago, they’re still rebuilding it.

[@bryancline8893]

Parents: give healthy kid vaccine Kid: dies Parents: iT wAs nAtUraL CAUseS

[@arcioko2142]

@@bryancline8893 well, it tecnically were natural causes but the could have been avoided with a vaccine edit: oh lol I read that as “give unhealthy kid vaccine”

[@samwamm85]

My Mom smashed my TV to stop me from wasting my life. It was my TV in my own home in another town entirely that i paid for with the money i earned from my occupation. I'm a doctor with a high salary that's paying for her living expenses. I sued her and changed the locks and now I'm the black sheep of the family.

[@iamacatperson7226]

Given that you’re the black sheep, that is probably a good thing if your family agrees with your mom

[@cartoonfantasy4541]

Damn that's a hard life

[@lamarasawyer850]

I hope you'll find your real family soon...

[@firerosenight6937]

The "black sheep" is just someone who doesn't take the abuse or sweep it u under the rug. I'm one two, literally, I'm the only one with brown hair.

[@silverflight01]

If suing her for destruction of your property made you the black sheep, Damn, that whole family is bullshit

[@LostPeopleOfEarth158]

The "I birthed and raised you" argument fills me with unspeakable rage.

[@icebrorottenmushroom1817]

When I think of those im like "Bitch it was your idea to get a child"

[@canadianbigmac3501]

If they ever use that excuse do want I do say “ I came out of you and didn't kill you so we're even “

[@LostPeopleOfEarth158]

@@canadianbigmac3501 without medical intervention I probably would of killed us both. So not for a lack of trying.

[@lz2339]

“Well, that was your mistake.” **Gets grounded**

[@عصفورةلطيفة]

Your parent has raised you to have an individual opinion. Congratulations.

[@tronche2cake]

The worst thing about insane parents is they're absolutely convinced they're doing the right thing so they won't change

[@myplaylist7007]

Hmmm, that sounds like someone here. Trys to make out to be a monster but when you confront her about something she is doing wrong like ( NOT TAKING A SHOWER ) she always has excuse on why its not her fault.

[@ferricacid2564]

There are 3 types of parents. 1.- Insane parents: Those who are *trying* to educate their children in very harsh ways and desire to stick with their children for eternity. 2.- Good parents: Those that educate their children successfully, being harsh if needed, and will take care of them, but will stop gradually, so they become independent. 3.- _Are these parents?_ : Those who don’t give a flying f*cc about their children, never educate them, and pretty much leave their children by themselves. Their children are raised by media and peers and become jerks. Just, don’t reach extremes.

[@lgamez7734]

My mums 1.5 but leans towards 1.6

[@kanadex1568]

missing one, Insaneish parents: Those who over control, while trying to help their kids and failing, but understand one day their kids will be their own person.

[@liguow]

Insane

[@robertdavis8615]

so she tries to "educate" me on subjects that are up for debate, and when i say my opinion she goes mad ape shit crazy with yelling and stuff. But NORMALLY she's pretty chill most of the time, so id say she leans to insane, but is still in the clear. Edit: Okay well she's super overprotective and thinks everyone is a pedophile towards me, no matter if it's real life or online

[@ImmaterialDream]

My father is a 50/50 combination , sooo an " Is this an insane parent? " xD ?

[@SuperJxl]

Parent: *doesnt get instany response* "Why do you always ignore me?" Parent: *Gets instant response* "You are always on your phone!" I made an edit to this because of a typo.

[@Mega-rx9sr]

Yep That's this subredit

[@xevenxaver4759]

Hey man it's cool, we're not on Reddit so you don't have to explain why you edited your comment

[@marblebongos2794]

Are you sure there's no more typos left?

[@SuperJxl]

@@marblebongos2794 listen. I am lazy. I see another one but I dont care to fix it.

[@slimeswiper]

Yup.

[@LilithAnya86]

My dad used to smash things in front of me and my siblings when he gets angry when we was a kids. As we grow older, he changed to calling us useless, worthless good for nothing etc while our mom just stood by and watch. When we turn to her she said it is our fault since we're not being a good kids. When I got my first job, a part time, my mom demands 50% of my income because I'm her daughter. I was thought that whatever is mine are theirs as well. But I can't touch what's theirs since it doesn't belong to me.. This goes on until I'm in my late 20s.. And when I decided it's time to stop, now I'm the disrespectful child that doesn't deserve any happiness in the world and on my way straight to hell. Oh well, see you there mom and dad.

[@tuluppampam]

If you don't talk to them of course they can't figure out why

[@bryancline8893]

Just tell them to go find a nice street to shit in. That's what I do when they call and harass me.

[@daand.1042]

It's great that you decided to stop taking that bullcrap!! I hope you feel better now and that things keep going better. Ofc I don't know you, but non of these things you mentioned are reasons to go to hell. I wish you a very happy life 🌻

[@nakumavecaan254]

Well, how can they give less happiness than no happiness? Looks to me they were free-loading on you. Hope you're doing much better now.

[@olakpasa6486]

I have an idea, although this might be too extra, I think it will teach them a lesson, write a fake suicide letter blaming them for all and wait to see their response, as I said, This is hard to even write it, but after what they did to you, I fell like they deserve a punishment

[@BigBoa07]

I like how all these people are like “because of god we won’t die for diseases” but didn’t god try to kill us multiple times?

[@smapa1185]

Literally lmao. Anyone remember the flood? No? 40 days of rain?

[@jasminguiza6227]

SMAPA The ten plagues of Egypt?

[@megaagentj2248]

darling wendy I find it funny how you rebutted everyone’s reply but mine, cause it’s pretty much “yeah, he DID do that in the book of Jonah, huh”

[@BigBoa07]

When humans were created by god, they would basically freeze and starve to death because god didn’t want to give us fire and other gods would steal the fire so they wouldn’t die and god tortured every other god that helped us.

[@megaagentj2248]

Jackson Cameron isn’t that Zeus?

[@cupcakejack7375]

One thing a lot of adults dont realize is this: The internet exists. And the internet, tho it has downsides, is an AMAZING tool for both facts and opinions. You can see a lot of opinions, form your own and learn the facts necessary to back your opinions up. Of course, you must have the right mindset for that to work. You wont do that if you, for some reason, refuse to change your opinion. Wich is what a lot of us like to call: Stupidity.

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

My parents think 50% of the internet is pedophiles so...

[@cupcakejack7375]

@@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 oof....

[@cloudthesheep]

OOF BOI it matters on where you look tbh-

[@santanopezapologist]

Excactly

[@sarcasticsuperjerk18]

I mean....it's Twitter. Do you honestly think any actual facts or good things came out of that godforsaken social media platform?

[@geboaebo]

I genuinely think we should appreciate more how Click can get serious and give important advice in these videos, instead of maintaining the funny personality he has on others

[@CoffeeFueledChainsaw]

Facundo Marticorena big agree - tbh he is one of my favorite youtubers because he can be both serious and funny in some videos

[@lord_xylozdoomsday959]

He does 50/50 in this vid

[@hafik1429]

The wise genuine Click is probaby the best of his many personalities

[@meowxd1404]

Indeed he does

[@orber7057]

yea man, i think i actually gained a fair chunk of common sense from watching a furry redditor guy xD

[@willowsubliminals9813]

I would like to share a recent experience :) Me:*has a headache* My mom:we’re going on a walk! Me: *explains that I have a headache, and asks if she’ll be mad if I don’t go* Mom, semi yelling: Why do I even bother asking anymore?! (In her defense, I’ve been trying to skip out on a lot of walks recently) Me: *feels bad so I go despite the bad headache) Later on the walk My mom: what would make you happy right now Me:*gives response* what about you? Mom: A better family life Me, a little taken aback: what do you mean? My mom: I want a family that wants to spend time with me Me:*tries to explain that just a few days ago I went to the mall with her even though I usually avoid those shopping trips, and I wasn’t invited. Also how I just watched a movie with her a few days prior, just telling her that I try to spend time with her in general* My mom: You need to stop taking everything so personally!! Me:👁👄👁

[@blue.robotix]

Wtf

[@LY-sy2md]

Why are adults so fucked up?

[@slurp6265]

@Willow Subliminals b r u h i mean how can any child of hers or relative not take that personally.. It's like she was saying "I regret having you" indirectly wtf :"))

[@keyboardwarrior3702]

"someday you'll understand" is the desperate wish of people who know they've done something unforgivable.

[@jd_kreeper]

"You don't have years of parenting experience" "That may be true, but I have years of being a child experience"

[@starzies]

I remember when my mom smashed my iPad. I laughed the whole time since it’s not like I payed for it and I already had everything important on it duplicated and saved elsewhere. But seriously, destroying your children’s belongings does nothing but worsen the situation :/

[@DenzelllJohnson]

E

[@lz2339]

Why do parents think destroying electronics will help? Especially when their child is young. If they didn’t pay for it, the parents just wasted their money. If the kid paid for it, that’s vandalism and illegal. So it’s a win-win for the kid.

[@wingedcoco]

My mom once broke my grandmothers gift for me. It was a tablet. Lol

[@dx1450]

As a parent, I can see maybe taking away electronics for a while as punishment, but as someone who is into electronics and enjoys electronic devices, the idea of destroying something would be like kicking a puppy.

[@SartorialDragon]

my mom used to threaten to “cut my cable“ to stop me from being on the computer late at night, but i never really needed to react because my dad (who is the tech guy in the house) would get mad at her for even saying that. so she never did. so i stayed up late because my mum could do nothing while dad was just a few meters away at his own computer.

[@LilCinnamonRoll2006]

Entitled Mom: *I will kill him!* Entitled Mom: I’m terrified Logic: -100 Hotel: Trivago

[@liizaa.hanson1245]

As for someone who lost a very close friend to Coronavirus back in June, that specific post made me rage more than anything.

[@sunnybunny6275]

I'm so sorry 💞 I lost a close family member around two weeks ago, so I know how you feel. If you need to reach out I'm here 💞

[@liizaa.hanson1245]

Gracie Puff thank you for caring. I might take you up on that 🥰

[@waxingmoon2726]

im so sorry for your loss :(

[@bishopnickle2207]

@@ameliasellers6396 don't worry bro everything will be alright just try to stay optimistic

[@loismabboux1186]

Damn ... sorry to hear that :(

[@Twilekmaniac]

COVID Party Mom: "All but 1 of the kids who tested positive are now healthy" Me: What happened to the 1 who isn't?!

[@Sarfonix]

Erika b it can also cause major lung and heart issues when you get it that may not be diagnosed which put you at a greater risk of death if you get a mutated strand

[@georgehutter339]

Poor timmy they didn't have a good time

[@michelguevara151]

they broke him down for spare parts

[@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY]

"I promise to my children I am not your friend. I am not your mom." But.. But if they're your kids, aren't you SUPPOSED to be their mom?

[@Angrybird5429.]

EXACTLY!!!

[@hannahhannah7002]

"I am not your friend. I am not your mom" Me: confusion

[@RabidlyTaboo]

i thought about it for a while. i think its a stepmother or girlfriend post.

[@lukepollard1327]

@@RabidlyTaboo it can't be, because the top message is "me to my kids" or something among those lines.

[@RabidlyTaboo]

@@lukepollard1327 yeah. my stepcock was adamant on introducing me as his kid. i hated it. i imagine there are stepmoms that do the same.

[@SuperJxl]

Why are parents allowed to sell their kids stuff if the kid payed for it.

[@starkiller-op2ry]

Because some places rules state that the parents own anything the child has until they turn 18. At least thats what other people say.

[@ConniJo]

But she also said he managed to set up his own account, I think a bank would check the age or require parents to cosign or something, so if he's old enough to have that account, worked for that money himself and bought it, I don't think he's young enough to have his parental units legally take it away to sell....

[@Mirelurkin]

@@ConniJo so technically that parent comitted a crime because she didnt like the dude buying a fucking vr set? fucking hell. i hate people nowadays.

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

FBI so if my parents take anything I own ( for reference I’m 21 ) it’s stealing?

[@starkiller-op2ry]

@@nerdgeekcosplay909 yes becuase legally you are an adult and your Parents didnt have permission to take it.

[@ookyspookyspider9957]

the scariest part about the text/message posts is that they most likely hide the fact they are horrible parents. With the Facebook posts they're telling the world, so there is no denying, but with a text or behind closed doors no one sees it. Those parents most likely act perfect in public, then monsters to their children. This makes it so if the child acts up, or moves away the parent can say that the child was the problem and everyone will believe them...

[@beesbeesbeesbeesbees]

this happens too much...

[@emilymesser2183]

This is how my mother is, we went through alot of really traumatizing situations together and as the oldest of my four sisters I ended up being the one to take all the beatings, scoldings, and getting my things taken or broken while we were in those situations. As soon as we got out my mom I guess didn't know how to cope and took everything out on us but sent us to therapy twice a year and acted she was a hero for it. She was always perfect in public or when she was on the phone but as soon as there was no one to judge her she would yell at and slap my sisters and I, and would punch and sometimes even choke me. The whole time it was always my fault for "emotionally manipulating" her and making her feel threatened and guilty. She won't let me get a learner's permit to drive or a job because "I already act like I'm the adult" . I'm almost 18 and plan to leave right after I finish HS and will be doing everything I can to get my sisters away from her.

[@Bowfella]

LOL "problematic" children do not leave the house. Infact, problematic children try to leach off their parents as long as possible. Don't be afraid to leave abusive parents for this reason. 99% of the time when a child leaves a house on bad terms people see it as a parent's shortcomings.

[@justsomeplantcells-]

The parents are just being denial.

[@redriot-unbreakable9476]

Godamn.... You're right.

[@Theonlyjustkat]

My mother when I was a teen: I CARRIED YOU FOR 9 MONTHS Me: woah woah woah, hold up, you WANTED a baby, I did not want to be born, that was your choice Didn’t work tho she still just screamed at me for talking back. But it’s ok I’m old and we’re cool now 😊

[@blank_white]

oh good [Redacted] that is so tyrannical (it's so painful to think about)

[@blank_white]

what she did is most certainly not cool

[@radioactiveferrets]

Oh gods. I hate when older people think that defending your point to them is 'talking back' or when they say that and you don't know what it means. And if I said I had no choice in being born, or that I didn't want it, my mom (due to certain religious beliefs) would go "But you actually did, since you're here today, and that means your spirit wanted to come to Earth in a body. You just don't remember it."

[@krimzonnebula9341]

Glad you could make it up, thats not something everyone can do with abusive parents.

[@عصفورةلطيفة]

You guys need to understand that humans are naturally stubborn. If someone tells you something and you argue back, they will feel angry. None of you can hide it, yeah you might've thought "oh they're right" but there is anger to some degree on it. Everyone is stubborn unless they have some kind of mental disorder or has environmental factors/self control that helped them to be submissive. It's like saying to your mom after she tells you to clean your room "well the guests aren't sitting in my room" Congratulations ! You've made her more likely to make you clean your room ! Also consider that your mother did not only carry you for 9 months. She raised you your entire life until adulthood. You are now a well functioning adult and have a decent/good relationship with her. Carrying you for 9 months isn't the hard part, splitting her open like your Moses and the red sea then being raised until you lived on your own is. -A teenager that has understanding and patience with my mother

[@chaoszhul_4d586]

As a christian, I'm very confused about the relationship some people (mainly some Americans) have with Christianity. Maybe they learned other things than I (roman catholic) did, but shouldn't they at least know that god doesn't just swoop in and help them with all their problems? To use god as an excuse for harming other people with your inconsiderateness is like not watering your garden because the heat bothers you. Also most of the parents in this video clearly aren't loving their neighbors like themselves. Uff, normaly I'm not very religious, but stuff like this is just....bothersome Edit: thanks for the likes

[@Froge4291]

in a nutshell : extremist ruin everything.

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

I have the same problem.I want to date this girl who is Roman Catholic while I am an orthodox Christian but my parents won’t let me because she has a different religion.

[@suspiciousfigure3096]

My mom thinks getting deep into astrology will make me a satanist because it’s related to paganism. .....I sure can’t wait to move out of this house.

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

I mean, Christians believe in Christ, and his whole life he spent helping people, even if they were sinners, so why are these people putting others down in the name of God. It's blasphemy.

[@Mirelurkin]

i mean, i dunno the difference between catholic and christian but uh, i guess i believe in god and angels and shit, not all that religious, but still. i agree, many people just use religion as a way to get away with shit and feel sorry for themselves after.

[@breadley5159]

"Why are you always on your phone" "Why don't you answer me immediately"

[@stefanm.734]

7:48 There are laws in place to prevent this kind of thing. This mother is breaking the law if she is selling something her son bought with his own money. It is defined as fraud in the majority of cases, and can result in a criminal court case. It can also turn into a civil case if the son wished to press the issue. This isn't some person that's being a little crazy: this is a criminal in the making.

[@tuluppampam]

That's why law should be tought in schools

[@NightyN-eye-t]

My mom always asks me why I have a "constant poker" face but when I act "silly" she'll say "stop being so fucking Magoo!" she also wonders why im always in my room it just depends on how she feels she always yells at me and thats why I don't like talking and hate loud people, I honestly hate being around her most of the time cause she makes fun how I walk I have a fracture in my right knee and had to find a new way to walk that doesn't hurt so much and now that has become my permanent walk so it's always her say "stand up straight!" This is why I love being in my room because no-one is there to talk about my and constantly judge me.

[@lamarasawyer850]

I don't mean to sound rude, but who or what is a magoo?

[@yeehaw4135]

My friend was raised Christian but for a while she spent time reading the bible and seeing if it fit her beliefs. She’s put a lot of thought into if she’s actually Christian or not. She came to the conclusion she is and all her beliefs can be summed up to “if you are a Christian then I condemn it but if you are not then you have no obligation to follow the bible and parents should not force their kids to do things” she’s very open minded and doesn’t care if your views don’t match hers and she DESPISES “Christians” who hate on others and try to justify it with the Bible when it’s actually never said in it. I adore her and I wish more religious people thought like her so we could have a better country. I myself am atheist but she’s very respectful and has never once tried to “convert” any of us

[@TheodoreJohnKaczynski997]

your friend is who i want to be like

[@miloisscared5324]

I grew up Christian and even though I'm not really Christian anymore, I feel the same way as your friend and hate it when people call themselves Christians but act nothing like them

[@abigailhuber8435]

Not to be that person, but do you mean commend? That's like congratulations, while condemn is more like punish, or create a sentence. I.e. " I was condemned to life in prison. Just to avoid confusion!☺️

[@LuckySketches]

@@abigailhuber8435 I think it means condemning the thing that's against Christianity. Basically the sentiment is "If you share my beliefs and yet violate them then that's bad. If, however, you don't share my beliefs then who am I to hold you to my religion?"

[@yeehaw4135]

Abigail Huber yeah sorry I get them mixed up all the time

[@doubla871]

12:40 as a Christian who actually likes science and doesn’t believe it conflicts with the belief of God, I apologize that someone so stupid uses him as a justification to put others in harms way.

[@johnmattv5731]

:D

[@greyslaurenciana9249]

Me too, except I'm a catholic. Science 👏 is 👏 not 👏 Anti-Christian, this will be the first thing we teach to these parents.

[@johnmattv5731]

@@greyslaurenciana9249 noice

[@kaydenhagg6924]

This is fair and i'm a pagan person lmao

[@bloop3491]

You are the first Christian that I met that believes in science and evolution, miracles do exist

[@thebiggestnerdynerd6250]

It hurts me how many insane parents immediately defend themselves by saying they're christian. Your beliefs don't justify being mean to others, and acting the way they do, they fail being christian as much as they fail raising their children.. -sincerely, a fellow christian

[@shadow_shine3578]

Hi first agree, daughter of Christian parents who also follows God, 12:55 I am so ashamed that this woman is using God as an excuse to not wear a mask. This is that story again, the one where a guy asks for God to save him from a flood after a hurricane. Boat comes by, he says God will save me! Another boat, sand answer Helicopter, nope waits for God. Dies and asks God why he didn't save him God says he tried, he sent three different forms of rescue. It's not a trur story but the point is use the resources God gives you, wear the mask and save other people. Sorry up late and tired so I'm rambling

[@thecourticaljester9152]

It's funny how these """"people"""" use Christianity as a defense for their abusive behavior, while at the same time being the lease reverent person.

[@arcioko2142]

circle of hope in a nutshell

[@izzyoranges8005]

Wish there was more Christians like you in the world

[@fenris8wolf604]

My mom just tried that today again while I was telling her what she has said to me in previous conversations that were not nice and she said to me she did not say those things and that if she was lying god would strike her down and I told her he already tried since she did have a few near death experiences.

[@dizzy_dino9052]

I'm 13 and even I know life gets better. I used to be depressed and cut and stuff but I got a therapist and some healthy coping methods and I am happier now. Sure, I won't ever be that bubbly kid I was before my grandpa died, but at least I aint hurting myself or others anymore. Also, I am lucky that my parents are sane and got me help. Well, not the most sane, but they good parents. The best parents for me.

[@Kichimeza空虚]

Another 13 teen asking, how did you get a therapist ? Did you succeeded to tell your parents ? Cause for me it seems like a suicide mission to tell them lol

[@purple_shiny]

Years of research by scientists proving vaccines to be necessary: Insane parent: no Someone on facebook: "Vaccines cause autism" Insane parent: yes

[@pandataco8221]

Karens are truly the peak of evolution, its incredible

[@pandataco8221]

Tyson Dickson truly the best people to reproduce and raise the kids to have as much braincells as them

[@kaydenhagg6924]

As an autistic person i can prove that vaccines do not cause it!

[@kanedgytheguy8105]

Lol I love how these IDIOTS will just act like they are rocket scientists

[@kanedgytheguy8105]

It's like "oh Karen u got a PhD in stupidity from a sketchy website in two days, yeah I believe you"

[@Soulessnight4]

‘People don’t smash things when drunk’ there’s a sex joke here somewhere...

[@Cdog-vl3gk]

*single clap*

[@aqua1009]

If someone is drunk, don't make them tea.

[@convenientlyshapedlamp1997]

@@aqua1009 I feel like there’s a reference here I don’t understand.

[@King_Calcium]

hehe secks

[@aqua1009]

@@convenientlyshapedlamp1997 The Tea and Consent video. The icon of british sex education.

[@theshadowslullaby4265]

I got an add in this video saying "WHY AREN'T YOU THE LANDLORD?" my response before skipping it? "BECAUSE I'M FOURTEEN"

[@xenolizardz]

That's no excuse! *Go be the landlord you're destined to be!*

[@theshadowslullaby4265]

@@xenolizardz sigh, what did I expect commenting on a click video...

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

@@theshadowslullaby4265 Be your own landlord!

[@xenolizardz]

@@theshadowslullaby4265 wh,, what?

[@Roadent1241]

@@xenolizardz Charge yourself 'rent' and pay yourself. XP Treat yourself~

[@quandavious6156]

Christian Karens: [babbling about vaccines] Actual Christians: [facepalming]

[@janstankiewicz2757]

Yes

[@aster2157]

As a Christian (who supports LGBTQ+), I can confirm

[@pyry1450]

...

[@k.jellyoiru3075]

3:13 "No child should be forced and conditioned into a mini you or fulfill your lost dreams" *laughs in having Asian parents*

[@mariaayumicastanares3259]

Goodluck to us

[@Theoneandonly._.]

:(

[@twelve1738]

Somebody give Click a kid to raise. I want to see his child grow up into a PROPER HUMAN BEING.

[@greysonfrost9262]

Not to sure if having a furry persona is proper. Just saying

[@LUCKY-lf2jv]

i don’t think that’s the best idea...

[@bin5048]

As long as the child can sing as well as the click then he'll succeed

[@emeraldsky2823]

Eh, honestly Click would be a great parent. Sure he has his **ahem** _quirky_ nature. But morally he would be a great parent.

[@cheesemcgee4484]

@@greysonfrost9262 no no, as a refined furry, I openly disagree with this comment.

[@itsjustnoodles1884]

"I hAvE dOnE mY rEsEaRcH" *Scientists who do many trails and tests for almost everything* Welp

[@WFanatic502]

"You tried your best, and you failed miserably! The lesson is, never try." - Homer Simpson Its pretty bad when your parenting can be compared to Homer

[@nobgs4505]

Nah, at least Homer's heart is in the right place most of the time, even if his mind may not be.

[@WFanatic502]

@@nobgs4505 That is very true. There’s the difference between entitled and idiot I think. An entitled person’s mind is in the right place, but their heart is not.

[@mr.monhon5179]

@@WFanatic502 No. An entitled one can get both their mind and heart wrong. And idiot might only get their mind wrong, but entitle ones get everything wrong at once.

[@WFanatic502]

@@mr.monhon5179 True. I guess I'm thinking more along the lines of a manipulator than an entitled person. I stand corrected. :)

[@Heavenly_Father]

I feel sorry for the good children who have Karens as parents.

[@itsbright16]

Why aren't you doing Something about it god

[@cameroncollins8619]

Bruh you can deal with them

[@RemusthePyro]

I tried to stop you from making Karens!

[@axolotlife677]

Can you go all old testament on them

[@mlpprincessfan]

God sort it out wth

[@averypolitecat6843]

Kid: Mom can I get parents who support me and love me unconditionally? Mom: We have parents at home Parents at home:

[@tonymac-qx3du]

A very polite cat that cat looks amazing

[@prestongarvey4080]

I have a pencil

[@chimaera2611]

Yeah...my whackjob of a mother says im being held against my will at my fathers so :P

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

@@chimaera2611 She's trying to manipulate you into hating your father because she knows she's losing her control over you. It's a common tactic abusers use.

[@toastandbutter7367]

That cat looks very polite

[@robot596]

5:06 "sorry I'm choking on the b.s." I'm gonna start using that

[@jackvanepps7301]

Same

[@Notmyname1593]

Is that the... ...big suck?

[@Dragonmongamer]

Okay I’m gonna vent about this, My mom once took away all of my electronics and ‘grounded me for 3 weeks’ (she didn’t) and yelled at me until I cried and smacked me on the hand only because I wouldn’t write math notes down

[@lucialay9137]

I understand you. Even if you are 18, it doesn't gets better.

[@michaelblakemore3712]

"I'm going to Hell" -Click, every 4 minutes

[@sluttymctits4496]

We're all going to be there. It'll be one hell of a rockin' party. Hope to see you there!

[@pastelshorrors4875]

When i was in first grade i had a teacher that hated me because she didnt like my step brother. At some point during the year i Got a red stick. (The teacher graded us throughout the day with three sticks. Green, yellow, and red). So she called my parents, my dad slapped my face so hard and then i was punished to stay on my bed for a week. I was so scared to get a bad grade after that. In 5th grade i had 6 panic attacks in a row because i couldnt answer the questions on the study guide. (The test was the next day). The teacher got worried and called my parents when they heard about it they simply told me not to do that, which caused me to have another one on the way home. To this day (im in my senior year of highschool) i am afraid to get anything below a b and panic when i get grades under 80. Another thing. When we got introuble my step mom would make us go get a switch to beat our rear end. There was a bush in the backyard, it had flexible sticks that when you moved them through the air they made a loud swish noise. They hurt, badly. Shed hit us several times but the worst part was that if the switch in her eyes wasnt good enough (he believed youd intionally get a bad one) woukd hit you harder and longer. Another punishment i received one time was apparently i got introuble, what for? I dont remember. But she put hotsauce in my mouth around 4 pm. Forced me to stand in the kitchen without moving, talking, or leaning against anything until 12 am. She finally gave me the okay to leave, when i sighed in relief she took it as disrespect and forced me to stand there till 1 am. I had school thecnext day and was in early elementary. First or second grade.

[@tuluppampam]

That's illegal, record if she does again something like that and call the police

[@pastelshorrors4875]

@@tuluppampam all of this happened a long time ago, and I dont keep contact.

[@dandylion2775]

That is horrifying abuse. I am so sorry that you still have to cope with these traumatic memories so far in the future. I'm glad you have stopped talking with her because that was a very damaging and toxic childhood to grow up in. Those people do not deserve to be parents. Sending love

[@pakristofzski]

I hope you've gotten away from your abusers and are safe now. If not, there's tons and tons of resources available to get out and get safe. Further if you're filing FAFSA they now allow exemptions for persons who are in a situation where parent are abusive/not in contact/refusing to give information. Stay safe

[@duckii7995]

Call child support or the cops, Thats straight up abuse.

[@lisag.215]

When I told my mom today that my (student) job stresses me out and gives me anxiety to the point I can't sleep and feel like throwing up she literally just dismissed me and was like yeah well every job is stressful, it won't get better. Well thanks for the empathy, mom

[@k4yblessed]

" I carried you for nine months!" "That wasn't my choice"

[@stolasofarsgoetia9444]

Then _aaalll_ of these parents think in a few decades...why aren't their kids taking care of them since they're too old and helpless...hmm i wonder why

[@isla.luvs.skellies]

My mom has an insane mother. Which means that i have an insane gramma. My mom never had a good relationship with her mother. And now shes starting to pick up her behavior.. (I'm kinda scared)

[@GothicSnowLeopard]

I know for a fact my mom is an absolute mental abuser, she is the reason I am so angry all the time and probably suffer from mental problems I guarantee once I move out, she is dead, permanently to me

[@julien4305]

Gothic Snow-Leopard oh shit bro you too?

[@GothicSnowLeopard]

@@julien4305 sadly, yes

[@kanedgytheguy8105]

@@GothicSnowLeopard if I had a parent or parents like that they wouldn't be dead to me, they would never exist to me, the only thing left being the lessons learned

[@immortalgoat3559]

Me: -tells mom I am depressed and not doing all that well- Mom: same -we both proceed to just be veggies-

[@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611]

Veggie tales! Veggie tales! Veggie tales! Veg-gie tales!

[@rabidsloth2007]

I'm a Christian and it really makes me mad that for example on 13:07 some people think because they believe in God means they don't need to listen to science. It gives Christianity a bad name. Also in 17:18

[@fartmaster69420]

same

[@budgiegryphon]

“bUT GoD cREaTed tHe UniVErSe, nOT tHE BiG bANg” hmm, I wonder what “let there be light” could have meant if the sun didn’t happen till much later

[@arcioko2142]

when god created the universe, the big bang happened

[@rabidsloth2007]

@@shuu-wasseo Exactly! My Mom, Grandfather, and Grandmother all had degrees in science areas! I just don't like how news and other platforms like that only make it seem like Christians are bad but they're not, at least for the most part.

[@riverstyx7251]

9:30 any time a child has a mental health issue or crisis it baffles me when the parent responds by “interesting. I don’t have the capacity to give emotional support or guidance. Here’s punishment. Is that better?” Like if you’re grounding your child because they decided to run away, hurt themselves, or attempt suicide, you’re only reinforcing the idea that nobody loves them and they will just do it again. Kids are so much more than little dolls to control and force to be happy, and the fact that I have to say that sometimes frightens me. If you truly want your child to stop being miserable, be a real parent and get them a therapist

[@CharlieOsoo]

:Human moms/Apes:Take care of children. :Mammals: Do what is necessary to raise the children. :insects.: Do what is necessary to raise the children. :Retiles: Do was is necessary to raise the children.: :Literal monsters.: Probably raise the kid. :Karens.: Shouldn’t have them. Thank you for joining my Ted talk. OwO I also know a Karen who is sweet.

[@charlesdarwin1564]

Lemon Joyz insects and reptiles tend to not care about their children after laying eggs

[@Denofthjeves]

A lot of reptiles will eat their children soooooo

[@chandranapier2259]

Most of these animals don’t really raise their children tho

[@weirdguy2265]

Ah yes retiles are my favorite animals

[@CharlieOsoo]

weird guy Well, Yknow. Mistakes happen. Am I going to fix it? Lol no.

[@someweirdfinnishdude4147]

Some of these parents are: A) making me lose my faith in humanity B) making my braincells commit kys C) making me glad that I have a loving family D) all of the above.

[@Froge4291]

E : makes you want the flood to return

[@anatheresaarceo9311]

@@Froge4291 F: Wishing the flood just finish all of the humanity since the start G:Wishing that the rain of fire fall

[@TanuSharma0705]

♾: horrible, just horrible.

[@kavguy]

Too bad that I have parents like this.

[@kanedgytheguy8105]

H: wish the dinosaur Extinction repeat itself with humans

[@centurosproductions8827]

Literally their mom: "I'm not your mom" WTF

[@glitchberry327]

Here’s a few counterback arguments to the “I carried you for 9 months” thing: -did I ask you too? -and I had to deal with you for (hold old you are) years

[@noapoleon_]

My dad took my PC before going on a 12 days vacation. Leaving me home alone for with nothing else than my phone... Normally you would say that's not so bad but his point was to "give me a break from social media and electronics in general". I'm learning programming and usually dont go on youtube to often when I have the opportunity to educate myself with my online classes... 9 days to go... The worst part is that when he took my PC he said that he'd bring it to his office so I have no chance to get it. It's a gaming pc. With an rtx 2070 super that took me 3 years of savings, little jobs and allowance to pay... I tried to tell him to let me unplug the very heavy gpu... wouldn't let me.. there are a lot of bumpers on the road to his office... it's probably broken by now. Which I also retold him after he took it away. What did he answer you ask? "Well it's still your fault if it's broken bcoz you use it too much and I warmed you that I would take it away, so if it's broken I won't pay ANYTHING to replace it!" I honestly hate him for it rn. Worst part is I dont even play video games or use social media that much, most of the time I'm following online courses for different software/programming languages/drawing

[@vnac905]

any updates, OP?

[@noapoleon_]

@@vnac905 2 bent pins in the PCIe slot but the card still works and bending them back fixed it but still....

[@noapoleon_]

@alascow answer

[@river.ate.your.geese.]

Wtf.. I wonder where people like your dad got their brains from. I'm sorry for your grandparents..

[@trueheroyt9127]

@@noapoleon_ continue

[@AverageHandle_]

I don’t think driving people insane even shows you that you love them anyway Edit: Jesus Christ I know it doesn’t

[@liguow]

It doesn’t

[@alexbarker1836]

it doesnt

[@Brainjarmen]

It does not

[@seanhill8418]

Out of personal experience it is the opposite and makes you want to never be alone with them

[@Dragonchirp]

It doesn’t

[@yosiahmorrow9371]

"I CaRIed YoU FOr 9 mOnThS" I had to live with you for 18 years

[@cheesemcgee4484]

Ooh dam.

[@Hekza0024]

does the name dragonnight cz ring any bells to you?

[@ryoakihiko2545]

Wait, like, daily verbal abuse isn't normal? Seriously that's not a thing everyone has happen?

[@hall6799]

Just in case this isn't sarcasm-- no, it's not normal. Verbal abuse is still abuse and is very cruel, especially when it comes from the adults who are supposed to protect and love you. There are people out there whose parents speak to them with empathy, compassion, and respect. That's the way it's supposed to be.

[@The_Blue_Ender]

I'm in this comment and I don't like it

[@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA]

For me it is :,)

[@_reZ]

@@hall6799 Is there a way to stop it?

[@starnorthstarnorth]

Okay but. It took me years to learn that shouting and disrespecting wasn't normal. Even more years to learn that it wasn't my fault, that I wasn't the ugly worthless kid, it was my mom with the insanely high standards. I'm still having trouble accepting that this isn't normal. The problem is at this point this stuff is normalized.

[@dasasdsf]

Every karen when they have a smart kid: Karen: I carried you for 9 months! Kid: Mom, shut up.

[@iamacatperson7226]

*Cue demonic screeching*

[@DenzelllJohnson]

E

[@mathieulazari2074]

Karen : i had to carry yiu for nine months ! Kid :And i had to bear you shitty attitude for years. Guess we're even.

[@pluwithtoes1269]

I'm suspecting that I have ADHD and I asked my dad if I could be diagnosed by a professional, or something like that. I'm sorry, I don't have great memory but here's the nutshell of how the conversation went. Me: Hey dad, I think I might have ADHD, can you take me to like, a professional or something? Dad: I'm not understanding what you're saying, what about this AyEHE? Me: ADHD. I'm starting to show possible symptoms. Dad: You know, it's all in your head. Me: What? Dad: You think you have that AHHD or whatever but it's all in your head. It's because of that computer. i 'love' my family Edit: Thank you for sharing your stories! I still haven't gotten a diagnosis.

[@pihla6350]

"It's all in your head" Like... that's how ADHD works? Of course it's in your head, there's a reason why it's called a *neurological* disorder.

[@pluwithtoes1269]

@@pihla6350 yeah my dad doesn't make sense, i guess he was talking about how i didn't know what i was talking about or something? my mom is a little more understanding so at least i have that going for me

[@mildalt4948]

You reminded me how I said to my psychologist that I might have depression... Me: I think I might have depression Psychologist: tell the symptoms Me: says 5 symptoms because I forgot others Psychologist: you are being like this because you're bored I tried help for myself, because there's something wrong with me, that I might have psychological disorder, but oh well. Guess I will have live with untreated psychological disorder

[@alcaron9834]

When I was younger my ADHD was misdiagnosed, leading to being treated to my symptoms instead of my problems. Things will get better it will just take time.

[@jaya4093]

I understand how u feel I feel like I have ADHD and I have anxiety and depression and my mom always tells me I need to get over it how am I gonna survive if I have panic attacks in social situations or that I need to learn to focus and not get hyper it's just so draining

[@TSGAris]

Click. Been showing how to be a good person since 2015 Edit: spelling mistake Also: 12:55 yeah we don't claim her.

[@missycat7598]

“ *depiction of a mother and child* My promise to my children: I am not your mom” ?????????????????huh???????????????

[@ms.chomper5024]

My mother likes to guilt trip me all the time when she is the one to get me upset because she gets mad at me for my anxiety. She says things like, "you don't care for your mama, " and when I try to explain myself, she gets mad at me and says that I'm being moody.

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Have you tried looking up the psychology behind her actions? Sometimes, when you can understand it, it makes it easier to counter that behavior

[@vanniv.5688]

Imagine having a mother die in prison and a father who's a pimp. Now imagine living a life of moving from home to home, never truly knowing your family because you can't tell who the hell you're related to anymore. Now add a multitude of step moms, bad ones who abuse you and good ones you don't want to leave. Thats my life. So when I see these videos. I feel just a little less lonely...

[@primaltrainer1018]

Stay strong my guy

[@cerealkiller5599]

Don't lose hope, you might be living in hell right now but just bear through it. If your a student then study hard towards your favorite career and get a part time job. Save as much as you can and when you reach 18 move out to your own place. Your father is a real piece of shit, cut ties with him when you can financially support yourself. Also, try seeking professional help.

[@evanshoulders3674]

Stay strong, there’s light at the end of the tunnel

[@BillyBob-oc8kb]

Stay strong there is always sunshine after rain

[@gabor276]

*may the crusade protect you bröther*

[@MagicPhrog]

im immune to that “i gave birth to you” argument, however she does do that “I ADOPTED YOU! I PAID FOR YOU! DO AS I SAY!” argument.

[@alexcantdrawhands9671]

That's ... That's slavery

[@maskiiofficial3345]

Threaten to call CPS then. Slavery do be illegal doe

[@killerkunt]

I m c r y i n g g g

[@Kafka_Garezerra]

Mine goes even further, saying thay because she gave me birth she knows what I'm always thinking like wtf Does being creampied gave you psychic powers or what?

[@lonetelescope6171]

But... that just means that she 100% made the choise to have a child... it was her choise, not yours and she should never drag you into it like that

[@KaitlynFlames]

Whenever I see these kinds of posts I always think: ''Do people like this actually exist, It must be impossible to have such a low İQ''

[@icebrorottenmushroom1817]

Im thinking the same thing like the VR one First sentence was "Ok if he used her credit card or something then selling would be a decent punish" but rest is like "Ok she has like 15 IQ im done"

[@stemdapple]

Yeah there is no way they exist

[@bloodyhands6125]

-has a gacha life pfp

[@kittskeeps]

@@bloodyhands6125 -makes fun of a gacha kid

[@MonsieurLizard]

Nah mate...they both are crazy and stupid...not like Florida...the bad kind.

[@nightwing701]

The Click: Smashing is never a solution! *Sad Hulk Noises*

[@Golden_Projects]

If you need some spare organs, you can unprotectedly smash your gf and in 9 months you have some spare organs

[@kanedgytheguy8105]

@@Golden_Projects eww

[@decepticusprevails]

@@Golden_Projects [grabs spray bottle] No

[@moon_wei]

@@Golden_Projects Outstanding Move

[@prestonjones1653]

@@Golden_Projects r/Cursedcomments

[@maggpiprime954]

When The Click reveals his true, wholesome nature: "I can see clearly now the cringe is gone I can see all yiffinhell in my way Gone are anti vaxxers selling oils It's gonna be a bright (bright) Bright (bright) sunshiny day It's gonna be a bright (bright) Bright (bright) sunshiny day"

[@zkull9982]

The click on r/insaneparents is just him giving advice to raise children and be a good person

[@mementoviveretv]

I love these because Click actually puts a nice spin on it, without undermining the problem.

[@someonenames293]

Exactly

[@nwc2392]

Every word he says on this sub reddit is just purely legendary!

[@cementarius1504]

That's why I watch these, to become a good parent and person

[@redriot-unbreakable9476]

He should be a dad

[@doommaximus6388]

7:00 $600 FOR THE ORIGINAL OCULUS QUEST? That is an absolute ripoff, and the parent is also insane for trying to sell it. The market value for the original Quest is now $216, and at its most expensive, it was $400. This insane parent is not only an insane parent is A SCALPER! Absolutely ridiculous price!

[@krestus6715]

looking back: My parents are pretty much god tier parents... caring, loving, never act out, there for me when I need them or just a hug and they let me do my own thing but always are there if I start going on the wrong path... DAMN I love my parents over everything

[@captc0ck5lap60]

I used to keep a colony of cockroaches with an ex. We sold them to people with pet lizards etc. The females were genuinely good mothers. When I needed to grab mature males, they gathered up and shielded their young. They led them to food and groomed them. My point? Some of these parents are inferior to cockroaches.

[@Lilly-ux3gg]

I need an hour long loop of the “yaaaay” at the start

[@thatoneskeleton8996]

ME too

[@Captain_Torres]

yES

[@drakenstrijder2463]

Me trie

[@shadylime]

It’s more like a NYAAA

[@haseenabadshah5381]

68 likes epik

[@yoshiyoshi9496]

Fun fact about the corona mixer: COVID-19, similar to other diseases in its family (such as the flu) has the rapid mutation, meaning that not only can you get it again after building antibodies, but because of the virus’ nature to cause damage to you lungs, every additional encounter is more likely to be fatal. The mutation is the reason we need a new needle for the flu so often.

[@Rookwyn]

The mother who sold the oculus quest not only sold her sons stuff but also marked it up by 300 dollars.

[@面白いね-s8f]

18:12 That annoys me beyond belief, I was talking to a person sometime ago, and the person changed their way of speaking with me just because I was younger than them, by "changed their way of speaking", I mean they added explanations to "big words" in brackets. Ex. "Well these two things are indistinguishable(when two things are nearly the same)." They did this despite me using those same words in previous instances. Sorry for the ranting lmao.

[@kimlawley75]

3:02 Me: *Comes out of the closet to my parents* My Parents: *Don’t believe That I like Girls* Me: *Sad, frustrated, confused noises*

[@achickenstrip186]

Parent: your fine, vaccines are *evil* Kid: **dies from a disease that could of been beat with a vaccine** Parent: it was cuz of that dAaRN diDdLY phone!

[@GateKeeper_Systems]

"it was the 5g"

[@singularit_y]

“We could all be eachother’s daddies” I wouldn’t mind my daddy being clicky-wicky uwu

[@lukepollard1327]

*CEASE*

[@gamergod9993]

C E A S E!

[@bruhman2089]

*C E A S E ! ! ! !*

[@philliproth5012]

I quite unironically wouldn't mind having Click or just about any of the KZbinrs I follow for a parent. Y'know, the whole respecting-the-pronouns is a big pro.

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

I mean he's more ducking reasonable than my own parents

[@zrwdd5824]

When Satan meets the click: I just want to say, I'm a huge fan

[@Matt-hk3ot]

Welcome to episode 2 of "Watching The Click lose his sanity bit by bit!"

[@Explorerofshadows]

*200

[@cameroncollins8619]

Emerald Black bruh beaten by a single minute

[@vinier9440]

wait click had sanity?

[@iamdumb-bx9hc]

wait i thought no one even had sanity!?!?!?!? Since when did y’all get you’re sanity back

[@Baldurgmg]

@@iamdumb-bx9hc I usually regain my sanity right around summer vacation, and then family happens.

[@marsh.al.mel0w162]

Here’s what I would go by as a parent: Kids are like guinea pigs. -let them test their limits and if they accidentally mess us, gently remind them not to with a little boop on the nose not to do that again. -They smell fear and sadness, so run away if they look at you funny. -They aren’t very smart, so tempt them with healthy snacks that still taste good and not flavorless biscuits. -They are going to bite you so make sure you have a bathroom within reach in case they break your skin

[@chargelux7717]

"OMG I'm going to hell" LOL not like you weren't already

[@politelittleguy8812]

Me: *posts my opinion on something or posts something LBGTQ+* My mother: Delete that post NOW. I dont agree with it so therefore you're not allowed to have opinions. Also you're a minor so that means you cant have an opinion, you are too young.

[@dandylion2775]

Ugh, that really sucks and I'm sorry you have to deal with her

[@myplaylist7007]

Me: Post something postive about LBGTQ+ Your mother: DELETE THAT POST NOW ! Me: * Doesn't delete it * Your mother: I am going to tell your parents ! Me: Go ahead i don't care, you don't control me.

[@SaferWafer]

2:10 my brother was breastfed until age 7. The only reason he stopped being breast fed is because my mom said she left her breast milk in Montana.

[@thehippydisnerd4887]

*shudders*

[@sydneyslaughter7163]

Whaaaaaaaaa?

[@anonymouscommentor411]

I was going start this comment with saying 'No offense...', but there's no non-offensive way to say this. Your mom is weird.

[@tracerbullet8563]

The funny thing is, raising your voice by one decibel means doubling how loud it is