r/justneckbeardthings Top Posts | Saddest People on Reddit

[@andrewramlall3560]

who're

[@dankay2697]

Youst

[@thebananamelon5065]

Wow, their’re so dumb

[@fuckass917]

Their all fucking retarded

[@EmmaDancesNever]

trrrble lesbian

[@kat5250]

whom'st'd've'd'stved't'ded'tve'stedst'vtd't'd've'ted'st'omt'd'vteds't'tdested'st

[@dontwatchtheworldburn3673]

r/justneckbeardthings = r/iamverysmart + r/niceguys + r/creepypms + r/creepyasterisks

[@namesurname8474]

More like r/niceguys, a little of r/whiteknighting, r/nosleep and r/incels.

[@__-wc5zn]

+ sometimes r/atheism and r/iamverybadass

[@forgottenprince3706]

@@__-wc5zn r/yiffinhell too

[@WaveTitan]

I had a low iq when I first found your channel but now that i've been watching for a while my IQ is so high that I can comprehend the subtle humor behind every joke in the television program Richard and Mortison

[@BodaciousCNO]

Can you learn moves like surf now? Surf is really helpful.

[@kat5250]

yeah me too. now for some reason, all I can think of is whom'st'd've'd'stved't'ded'tve'stedst'vtd't'd've'ted'st'omt'd'vteds't'tdested'st

[@BodaciousCNO]

fenrirdies I am sorry

[@Takokujin07]

* gasp* DADDY!

[@Evxn]

Wave Titan I want tendies

[@meganbarineau3290]

I believe I speak on behalf on all women when I say that I have no idea how these men got the idea that the whole role-playing in normal text isn't seriously creepy.

[@aysseralwan]

Megan Barineau you speak in behalf of every normal people on that one

[@houstonbush5639]

Too much anime and time on the internet.

[@Brando12345100]

Fuck

[@benjohn6197]

Is this seriously how humanity goes? Spare gun please?

[@hata6290]

@@benjohn6197 ?

[@Azkids007]

*Tipping intensifies*

[@thebananamelon5065]

Whoa, don’t hurt yourself respecting women

[@Todo776]

This really helps my self-esteem, I thought I was a sad depressing sack of shit, but these guys take the cake

[@JSerrato289]

Same here lol

[@xaviergildon5576]

these people make everyone seem like saint nick.

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

I love when they put definitions (an explanation of what a term in a dictionary or a slangword means) for what they type.

[@anthonypalumbo9756]

I see what you did there.

[@nikomedes6394]

I kicked my dog today

[@amnesiacwhaleshark2413]

I can almost feel the kidney stones in that moutain dew guy

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

Thought that was associated with Monster drinks.

[@J_3564]

Kaelan McAlpine i dont think you get kidney stones from mountain dew

[@kaelanmcalpine2011]

@@J_3564 Me neither.

[@gaesimp__]

@@J_3564 you can... unfortunately

[@rustythefoxcoon5143]

Okay - those are calcium deposits. You can get them from milk! Soda will not cause them, but they will also not help flush things out allowing them to snowball over time. Drink some water and exercise - you can still enjoy soda.

[@rorycarter2276]

"mewling quim" when you try to sound intelligent but you end up just quoting loki in the first avengers movie...

[@mastermarkus5307]

Also, calling her like... a vulva in a derogatory way?

[@sinandcyanide7505]

Who tf drinks 16 cans of anything a day? Even that much water is really too much for someone whose physical activity is that of an avid gamer.

[@henotic.essence]

Jen Blevins-Postgate I drink a bit more than 64 ounces of water each day because I take medication that make it necessary. I honestly feel sick imagining someone drink so much Mountain Dew. I wonder if he has rotted teeth....

[@societysmostambiguousgirlb1495]

Username surprisingly unfitting

[@dragonballs512]

Gamers rise up epically

[@jennquinn1117]

I am 37 and have 0 teeth cause of Mountain Dew.

[@cambamslam3510]

Drinking alot of water is good for you though.

[@hfsitko1915]

Neil *Degrassi* Tyson

[@societysmostambiguousgirlb1495]

Neil *Despacito* Tyson

[@cloverlovania]

Neil *Despayeeto* Tyson

[@Maria-qw9om]

Can *We* Stop

[@monkeynews5507]

The felt one genuinely scares me

[@milkyjuice646]

It looks like a corpse how and why was that thing created

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

it looks like a fetus

[@claudis.4015]

Yeah that post... I _felt_ that.

[@Katie_Pie_]

"You say Family Guy Funny Moments, I say Bojack Horseman Sad Moments" Now that's a mood tbh

[@riotbreaker3506]

"You say Bojack Horseman...I say horse-cock porn."

[@riotbreaker3506]

S.n.hyper did you mean 'Thursday mornings?'

[@thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960]

Riot Breaker fucking vanilla is so boring

[@girlthatisagirl2538]

How to respond to **owo whats this** rp things is as follows Literally reply to anything with shit way weirder than what theyre talking about Ex. Person: Y-you're cute **blushes shyly** You: o-omg thanks **shidded and fardded pants**

[@cxtcxlt1276]

Careful dude, they might be into that.

[@phantomjoker5]

*Slazo has blessed us with more content*

[@XVanillaCherryX]

am blessed

[@sergiubud1857]

Chuuni Wizard true

[@merikmalhads1676]

And on my birthday

[@nicolem4110]

Dobby is free

[@greenfeatherss]

Chuuni Wizard Amen

[@ItsCamille735]

Oh the sweet irony. I'll be honest, I haven't seen much of Mr Robot but from what I can tell, it seems like it tries to show how behaviour like you see from neckbeards like these people end up alone, isolated and emotinally damaged.

[@uvscuti2047]

Maya Zulf like Rick and Morty it’s actually a decent show but it gets ruined by people trying to make it super intellectual

[@emari44]

this is just intellectuals mixed with niceguys

[@bhhbnjkbh9044]

And a little bit of r/creepyasterisks

[@shadowfall2011]

It's also the formula for a neckbeard

[@sophian9105]

I’m pretty sure I can guarantee that none of these people are intellectuals...

[@emari44]

Sophie N "intellectuals"

[@centaursapocalypse7259]

Intellectuals? I think you mean narcissists.

[@ZombieSazza]

*If boys like this went to my school... I'd be gay*

[@депрессивныйстудент]

That's not very *straight* of you

[@abdbsabvfjx9778]

Áine Rfg you sound like the neckbeards in this video

[@MadeOfConfusion]

@Áine Rfg uh oh found a wild nice guy😰

[@lovetrain5025]

やった-アリアナ not really cause he wasn't nice

[@LittleChaosMachine]

'mewling quim' You watched the Avengers movie like 500 times, haven't you?

[@shyguy585whydoineedalastna6]

Not even that great of a movie.

[@LittleChaosMachine]

It really wasn't but I'm not surprised someone like that would quote it. That person was just CRINGE. Like....how often does that spiel work out in his favor?

[@unrulymuse]

Kara Barbieri OMG! Way ot, but you look just like Negasonic Teenage Warhead and it is awesome! You are awesome !!!!!💥

[@not_zippy]

Kara Barbieri You look like Negasonic Teenage Warhead from the first Deadpool movie

[@charliemcqueen2023]

Yes, Loki's plans work out perfectly, every time. And calling a woman a cunt in lavender language, that's page one of miss manners' book.

[@rabbiqa]

Who in the right mind calls somebody "pet" and expects them to fall HEAD OVER HEELS ON YOU

[@ZippoBolter]

I like to be called pet by my owner

[@zsuzsannamezey8361]

To me that part felt like he was trying to imitate Loki from the Avengers.

[@applejuice7108]

Zsuzsanna Mezey Loki, and only Loki, could get away with that

[@MadeOfConfusion]

@@zsuzsannamezey8361 mewling quim is legit a direct quote from Loki in Avengers 1. He just tries really hard to be smart with what he could find in regular media... haaha

[@zsuzsannamezey8361]

@@MadeOfConfusion he really doesn't seem to have the same amount of charisma to make that quote work. :P :D

[@georgestanley7175]

That felt lady looks like she crawled right out of the ashy depths of Pompeii.

[@desolateink7729]

George Stanley I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@DarkwingDash]

And straight into my nightmares

[@spacedolphincorp318]

George Stanley yep SCP 3976

[@StreamHGF]

Dang, I was gonna wear my new fedora to church.

[@lambsauce3146]

Gbu son

[@rachel1ee]

5:30 dude feels the need to put the definitions of middle school novel level words when they're in a English lit class together

[@weebeegoblins5683]

5:56 using the word *pet* to refer to a human who hasn't consented to it might be the single most incel thing I've seen outside of incel boards.

[@hartiiw]

My theory is that Durv is the youngest brother, Slazo the middle one and NFKRZ is the oldest

[@themanfromutopia4743]

the russian blood dispersed over time

[@darragh9837]

Hart and sorrow is the weird uncle

[@spicymilkshake6600]

Hart top 10 conspiracies in anime

[@monstergelo1072]

Wheres vaatividya in this equation

[@Lukim]

and pyro is that cousin everyone has that you only like once a year

[@coltonmccleary5907]

Congrats on all your new Patreon Supporters! Glad to be a part of the Slazo support crew now :)

[@booboo4341]

Do the nice guys grow neckbeards or do the neckbeards grow nice guys?

[@RockabillyRambler]

Boo Boo the world may never know!

[@FlSKMASTER]

Yes.

[@MusicIOtherwiseCannotFind]

The nice guys keep neckbeards

[@missycruelwolfart4615]

I don't know why but I really really like your voice Its nice

[@rn4796]

When slazo figuratively calls u cute through the screen * *TIPS WOMAN FEDORA INTENSELY* * LOOOOOOOOL

[@fabulo19]

Rebecca Norwood So randum! xD

[@peterderpanda2922]

Is there a hole in the ground where all you cringy creatures come from?

[@OwOHC]

I reckon that "felt" girl was actually just a girls corpse covered in felt...

[@melz4766]

Jesus, your probably right 😟

[@TheLilacButterfly]

Jeez... That's a sickening thought.

[@CanyonF]

phew, 8 seconds less and you wouldn't be able to pay rent

[@BannanaAnna12]

Canyon F but there is no midroll and also no ad at the end. At least when I watched it.

[@Jo_Rogan]

This joke is getting old

[@CanyonF]

shit the meme police, *BOOK IT*

[@greg2961]

How did you get your teeth so white? I’m jealous.

[@redspace9712]

Greg *Turns to camera* _O X I C L E A N!!!_

[@Bicholover5487]

Um oxiclean *B L E A C H*

[@xxxbreadfinesser4182]

he brushes them gregory

[@LilyMichaelis1]

how do these people live having no idea about how creepy they are?

[@adenoidbird4689]

Usually it starts with them having little or no social experience from middle school up. It’s weird though because people will have the same situation growing up but be perfectly normal people. It’s sad, kindof. You gotta wonder what led up to them becoming this fucked.

[@alexismontez4230]

Lack of any conflicting social influences?

[@Rannument]

r/gatekeeping + r/iamverysmart + r/creepyasterisks + r/niceguys = r/justneckbeardthings

[@Andriale]

Cutting that 10:00 mark close man. Congrats

[@exploridori]

King Umbreon gotta make a lil money before net neutrality is over

[@Andriale]

dori sexy mid roll ads 😍

[@abramo7700]

Neckbeard's mind in the DMs Is she cute? → No? → Don't flirt. Is she cute? → Yes? → DM → Start with Furry thing, roleplay thing, an intellectual thing, a gamer thing, an MLP thing or a standard flirt, but also creepy → Rejection? → Yes?→ Redo step 1 of 4th step, but as a statement or another compliment. → Rejection? → Redo 4th step, but as a question, again, as last chance → Rejection? → Call her everything you can think of that is offensive. Is she cute? → Yes? → DM → Start with Furry thing, roleplay thing, an intellectual thing, a gamer thing, an MLP thing or a standard flirt, but also creepy. → Accept? → Wake up from the dream, and put a fedora on, put your Rainbow Dash plushie away, and get as greasy as possible.

[@wizardo3158]

Fedoras should stay in the 1960 worn by detectives only

[@spicymilkshake6600]

Anthony you look like you're being held at gunpoint and forced to smile in your profile picture.

[@javierrico1996]

And on the heads of Indiana Jones, Joseph Joestar, and MJ. But the first two are fictional characters and MJ is dead, so fedoras pretty much should be outlawed.

[@paladinboyd1228]

Anthony, But it goes with my coat.

[@katiek2615]

A 1960s detective is literally the only time a fedora is attractive to me

[@MistCellaneous-5]

Anthony and Michael Jackson and Johnny Depp.

[@pinkmagicfish]

honestly your channel is so underrated. one of my favorite people on here. keep up the good jokes 🙌🏻💗

[@averyoldaccount]

I wasn't gonna comment until I saw that felt 'woman'. Truly the stuff of nightmares, I'd like to clean my eyeballs with bleach now.

[@zapruderofficial69]

shiewawa It's genuinely like something from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Wtf.

[@riotbreaker3506]

That's not felt.... It's the physical embodiment of a virginity.

[@sebastianneking3399]

Right?! That was absolutely terrifying!

[@derryair9419]

"When you wear lots of make up, nice guys think you're ugly" Well, it's time to become an instagram beauty guru. What colour eyeliner and what theme should my eyeshadow be guys? Summer? Summer nights dream?

[@sarahlinna505]

Slazo has such nice teeth omg

[@elce5008]

But Nasa haven't you seen even whiter teeth?

[@someguy5319]

Television Tracker yeah its frustrating that I cant have teeth that nice haha

[@lorcanhughes5377]

Television Tracker Teeth so white it's almost racist

[@thebananamelon5065]

He’s fucking beautiful

[@Moocow2003]

Omg now that you've pointed it out he has teeth that a dentist would use for advertisement they're so nice

[@dovely6431]

"you're intelligent sense of humor" i'm CRYING

[@lukeleonard1636]

*m'lady*

[@Name-xy6su]

hi.

[@Name-xy6su]

i cant, i spilled doritos and mount dew on it, mumsy wont give me new one.

[@Mr__T]

Name use your asterisk SKILLs

[@Name-xy6su]

i can't go on anymore, how do neckbeards survive writing like that.

[@Mr__T]

Versal Mit Unterstrich this guy knows * heavy breathing * how to treat a m'lady

[@camric7]

"Saddest people on Reddit" well then you haven't seen r/Incels...

[@ruyaskanal]

Neckbeards are pretty much the same

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

[SPEECH 15/25] *tips pre war hat "Hello, m'lady."

[@quadstar4382]

Hoonter of hoonters [SPEECH 100] **Tips pre war hat intensely**

[@imtiredtiredtired]

SPEECH INCREASED TO 100 oh wait wrong game

[@caroleinbenter8504]

THANK YOU SLAZO. Thank you for posting almost everyday. It means so much that you do this frequently.

[@bigmistakebrew8758]

*ｂｉｇ　ｐｅｅｐｅｅ*

[@boombybimblebikbus]

Still laughing at the fact that called Eric Andre "intelligent humour"

[@kolonarulez5222]

8:57 When you're too good for a body pillow

[@thedreadedsaltpacket6210]

0:55 prussia, is that you?

[@insertagoodnamehere2213]

Prussia the neckbeard

[@Mr__T]

No one ever touches my spaghet...*kicks a rock*

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

None of my brodas shown me da wey... * long, heartbroken sigh *

[@quillquestions6530]

DON’T TOUCH MA’ SPAHGET

[@Mr__T]

Trey Pehl I do not think you no duh wei

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

Pleas, big broda, sho me da wae

[@SigvaldtheMagnificentPrince]

My Life is a Complex Pastiche Follow me i can show you (Da Wae)

[@PyroFTB]

Being 13 and genuinely liking mountain dew is more of a curse than anything

[@arkaidov]

*A W O O O G A* *A W O O O O O O O O G A*

[@charliem.9007]

I love that that one dude defines words everyone knows and in the same sentence he says he is "INTELLIGENT"

[@Rinej14]

I was gonna start doing something useful with my life but then papa Slazo posted, productive life shall wait!

[@millah468]

You are really becoming more confident on your channel. Its great to see! 🖒 thanks for the laughs

[@aurorastory1459]

Your videos are a gift, my dude.

[@twoface2001]

3:40 HOLD UP Eric Andre is intelligent humor I’ve seen his show and it’s the most what did he just do thing I’ve seen. Still funny as hell

[@panggwin1690]

i just got a kidzbop ad send help

[@didbel3908]

Billy Badass what does thot mean

[@norangetm80]

Burn it

[@shythetomato]

8:01 Is that the onceler???

[@shaunlangenberg]

I think someone needs to do a study into whether or not a fedora has actually ever made any panties drop in the history of fedoras

[@dsadsa726]

Shaun Langenberg It actually looks really fucking good when you're classy and fit,not obese insecure disgusting piece of a living meme

[@shadowfall2011]

Fedoras looked good, brilbys are shit

[@NSFSponsor]

1. They wearing dollar store Brillby's not an actual fedora. 2. Most men back in the day wore nice suits to accompany the fedora and it looks rather snazzy. Most of these guys wear stained t shirts with cargos and then throw on a brillby, it looks like shit.

[@davidfoster3453]

Not for about 60 years

[@smolbean2012]

“When you wear a lot of makeup, nice guys think you’re ugly” Well then I should probably wear more makeup

[@syrialak101]

This video is rickin' morty. Right, guys?

[@pixiebrandybuck1950]

every time you quietly say ‘lol’ after a long little speech is a blessing to me

[@vascocarvalho2451]

So basically r/niceguys?

[@quadstar4382]

Vasco Carvalho A mix of r/niceguys , r/iamverysmart , and r/creepyastriks .

[@vascocarvalho2451]

QUADSTAR yeah kinda

[@Tthug97]

Yo, thanks for the outro song. Just checked the band out and love it.

[@tootlem]

Eric Andre is just very niche humor, not intelligent humor lol

[@Hell0fri3nd]

Needed this video today - can’t wait to see more 💕

[@fynnla.e]

Oh yes, another delightful, insightful, educational video on the top of neckbeards.

[@jordansmith9176]

I had the video fullscreen and when you zoomed in on the "Mewling quim" I had to pause the video to physically TAKE A MOMENT because that man thought to himself, "yes. This phrase that existed before the popular Marvel character Loki said it in The Avengers (2012) but was DEFINITELY popularized by him... I'm going to throw it into casual conversation like it isn't slang for one of the most offensive things you can call someone!"

[@darrestuff4149]

My name is Darren, so when 5:38 came up, I couldn’t help but facepalm. I’m so sorry on behalf of all Darrens

[@jp-td6hx]

“Bible 2: Atheist Edition” is the most ironic thing I’ve ever heard.

[@llama5357]

Eric Andre is FAR from an intellect lol

[@robinkarlsson562]

Retarded Llama well ericious andréious as us intellectiuals like to call him is a very smart and intellectual person he cured cancer in the underground science scene *tips fedora and walks away*

[@craz4jaymz]

The last picture is heartbreaking. I can't imagine how lonely he must have felt to have done that ☹

[@risingresh236]

went from one slazo video to another , i need help

[@darthtator1221]

Man's took mewling quim straight from Avengers... Damn imagine.

[@esterelmgart8696]

m’lady

[@shadowfall2011]

Ester Elmgart said by an elegant m'lady.. *fedora tipping intensifies * *transforms into werewolf* *neckbeard quivers*

[@heyitschels7]

Ester Elmgart I didn’t realize how much I hated this word until I started watching his vids lol

[@moisessoto5061]

m'daddy

[@emmarina3525]

8:35 I've seen enough old timey cartoons to be qualified to tell you that he's referring to the old car honking sound effect, Slaz 😂

[@sergiubud1857]

The first guy was a total gentleman

[@palf3813]

*T I P S F E D O R A*

[@the_worst_one_8760]

Well fuck you then

[@callumhope3062]

1:43 awwe man, I have this picture on my phone crap and I thought owning a fedora was bad enough

[@keychain125]

*throws fedora* I'm a classy man!

[@manonmx9082]

I'm laughing so hard, this is one of the greatest video i've ever watched. Thank you so much for this gem

[@limeondisguise3114]

“This one cant run away” not through lack of trying though.

[@idk-yw2cy]

I woke up at 2:30 this morning and couldn't fall back asleep. I watched 3 hours of asmr, and I still couldn't go to sleep. I decide that I'll just watch a slazo video, and halfway through, I pass out. Thanks

[@sahramikana]

To be honest, I wouldn't take either pill from him.

[@daddylonglegs3698]

Mangostani I’m pretty sure he got those from Bill cosby

[@robjpeddie]

*Your* videos are sooooo good, never stop making videos!

[@bossman8413]

Well, it is happening. Slazo is blowing up out of our reach. If you read this good luck, you may never find one of my comments again lol ly

[@spenceryoung7120]

I've been waiting for this video since the day you started making reddit videos

[@ZeldaHyrulian]

No fedoras? *glances at Patrick Stump* sorry buddy... (Fall Out Boy, anyone...?)

[@GyroCannon]

Ok that Matrix parody one is so hilarious that I can't look down on the guy for it. He's obviously a sleazebag but he's a hilarious one. Goddamn.

[@hata6290]

sleazebag?

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

Nothing says "I'd like to think I'm pretty deep" then using the same blue pill, red pill analogy everyone and their mother's used ad nauseam since The Matrix came out

[@jigmekhesarnamgyelwangchuc9414]

The sarcasm is too much for the human brain to comprehend. Love it😂

[@The_Storm_That_Is_Approaching]

My character on Dark Souls is approaching Rick and Morty level intelligence.

[@typhlosionisbest]

That last one REALLY creeped me out.

[@eliashawa968]

Looks like /r/creepyasteriks and /r/niceguys had a baby and it was raised by /r/iamverysmart

[@dnkypnch7442]

Holy shit I immediately feel better about myself after watching this. Thanks slazo

[@shadycactus6146]

no felt woman deserves that

[@lindsey4822]

you're my new favorite channel, cheers

[@wren1682]

9:06 I can see why they run away, dear God

[@rabbiqa]

I'm chocking how you said AWOOGA was too hilarious (I don't know how to say it either!!) 😂😂