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[@tinabelcher3722]

He protec He attac But most importantly, Everyone clap

[@celestial3545]

Its true, I was there clapping.

[@TheBadassRaven]

I'm stealing this to put in the comments of every story like this. Just thought I'd warn you. The best supervillains always announce their plans.

[@artsyrache]

Did everybody cla- oh

[@malojstoy]

Im stealing this, thanks

[@kathy9456]

Claps.”in Spanish “

[@DutchBane]

My two year old chihuahua asked me why fat women are being shamed by airplane seats today. He told me everyone is beautiful. Then everybody in my school came to my house, clapped and i got a A+ on my driving test

[@RtistiqSkubie]

george lightheart you should've got pinned for this.

[@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744]

That Chihuahuas name? Albert Einstein.

[@josh850]

I have an unoriginal profile picture r/woooosh?

[@calus_bath_water]

Racoon Loser r/wooosh

[@karma901]

Racoon Loser whoosh is when a joke flies pass the victim's head.

[@elllisgrey]

what’s funny is that my parents got married on april fools‘ day but it’s me who’s the joke.

[@Grace-co5qq]

GrooveItOrLoseIt *clapping*

[@Froggylin333]

*claps*

[@cristaldiamondmoonsanswife4716]

sad boi

[@vik8596]

Only works if you were born April 1st as well

[@Profile__1]

Wow that's really sad. Can I get 5,000 likes?

[@bungo6000]

This sounds like people writing fanfiction about their own lives.

[@thol2324]

Bungo most underrated comment on this video omg

[@rachelhammond3005]

The funny thing is they are so obviously fake

[@AK-jb4oi]

bad fanfiction

[@thecombonationis]

T Hol r/wooosh

[@thecombonationis]

A K r/wooosh

[@bionictea4360]

I toddler in a restaurant was screaming/yelling while hitting her mum. I told him "how would you like it if I hit you?" So I smacked him in the face and chucked him through a window. Everyone began to clap and when the Paramedics and Police came, they began to clap aswell. The mom gave me her phone number and the manager of the restaurant gave me free food for life

[@vara48]

epic

[@xbigcolex1912]

“And everyone in the restaurant clapped”

[@detectivedonaldkimball]

haters will say it's fake

[@Evayasi]

Bruh I was the child... F u I'm coming for you man, I broke my legs and now I can't do the fortnite dance. I'll show you the victory royale

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

abandoned by homerlisa **loads AR-15**

[@gavinthacher1111]

*Funny comment* AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED!!!!😤😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅💦💦💦💦

[@1assassyn]

So true

[@voyagereternal11]

Hello I am friend may I have some bepsi

[@coragraves6043]

👏🏻

[@AOTOM382]

Gavin Thacher MUDA!

[@JiffyJelly]

Do you have a dream?

[@brandonninomtz336]

Maaan that water looks clean

[@Pixelator0201]

Brandonino Mtz *the frappuccino isn't tho*

[@th0rn3]

I haven't had a flu shot in years! I'm currently lying in bed dying from every disease known to man. But at least I didn't get autism from those damn flu shots!

[@Butterfly20004]

Black Eagle me too! Right now I’m a ghost because I died from the flu....but at least I’m not in hell from those shots!

[@artsyrache]

Oh I’ve been dead for ten years!

[@shadowcultist]

I haven't had a flu shot in years because I'm too lazy to go get one

[@Kat-hb8db]

And everyone clapped

[@nightfuryyassamaru1683]

@@shadowcultist Haven't got my flu shots cuz .. they charge 10$ for it. TOO BROKE.

[@sweatysocks8214]

In second grade I told my teacher who was being rude that she was being mean and dumb. No one clapped and I was sent home early.

[@azadanzans5359]

How did 120 people like this and no one has replied

[@sinistrality7883]

​@@azadanzans5359 they like it and they don't have anything to say about it? like, duh?

[@azadanzans5359]

@@sinistrality7883 Wow, you are so smart, thank you for telling me, I would've never figured it out with your help, I am truly enlightened

[@-zephyressence-2018]

You should do one of girls that say "oh I'm not wearing make-up, this is all natural" but they're clearly wearing make-up. Those types of posts crack me up. 😂

[@iiperplexed3136]

- Shooting Starlight - I love those hell yeah my dude

[@maddiemainer]

When I’m wearing a full ass face of makeup and someone asks if I’m wearing makeup I like to just say nope it’s all natural because if you think I grew the glitter on my eyelids or was born with winged eyeliner u gotta be a lil dumb. Also what’s the point of wearing makeup if people can’t tell ur wearing it ????

[@-zephyressence-2018]

maddiemainer Oh I just mean the ones that try to make it seem like it's natural beauty. (Because trust me there are girls that do) Sarcasm doesn't count. Haha. ;D

[@atomicdancer]

maddiemainer never go full ass face

[@cadenwerner3930]

Ooo, I like those posts, I dig into their bullshit like pressure-cooked chicken during dinner.

[@Purpelspy]

"this is one hard core mother fricKer right here" *watch your profanity*

[@kuanhulio3700]

shy shy shy, bitches stop fucking cussing

[@PARKLEMON]

you guys are on thin fucking ice

[@PARKLEMON]

oh no

[@kuanhulio3700]

PARK bitch didnt i say no more cussing 😤

[@redoctoberfruit7253]

*gives round of applause*

[@evilscarypumpkin4872]

I recently found a puddle of very clean water on the floor. Is Slazo littering?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@pepperonitestimony7235]

Did the water clap?

[@mitskilvr1394]

Oh Yea Yea Yea, and the president came to give her a medal. Then the water asked her out and they got married, and the Cookie Monster came and gave him a house to live in, and then Elon Musk adopted them. Then they lived happily ever after.

[@C3Pinko]

@@mitskilvr1394 Then everyone clapped.

[@mom0367]

That profile pic though

[@omaranimationsbr]

When I liked this video everyone clapped!

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Omar Animations o hi lol

[@omaranimationsbr]

CimlyAnimations o hi mark

[@ThatNormalBunny]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@no-yo8hj]

True story.

[@alexandrasteves3847]

*claps*

[@isabelagatewood8032]

I went on a killing rampage earlier and an officer approached me. I was wearing headphones while killing everyone on site, and I was listening to some rap music so the officer let me off with a warning

[@maximummoisture2311]

Then the dead bodies clapped

[@RadioactiveMilk]

spotlight uh

[@blakebluedragon]

So you were playing gta?

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

In all fairness many horror movies would turn out differently if everyone showered with their machetes.

[@flaviottyd]

yeah, the monster-or-whatever wouldn't have to carry one around for themself

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

In all horror movies there's a woman in a shower and then whoever comes over and shanks her. It's never that there's a spoopy boy in a the shower waiting for the unexpectant and helpless woman. Actually, now that I think about it horror movie victims are so helpless that the could be staring at an incapacitated spooper with a weapon in hand and they would do nothing but scream, so your point might be true.

[@jonmkl]

Yeah, all I could think was “If that story WAS real, it’s a good thing they were carrying.... but... a desert eagle??”

[@kataysu]

Hoonter of hoonters our machetes

[@RED-hb1di]

What's the big deal about a baby deagle? The dude likes that gun and Calibur so what? It's not like it's a 500 Magnum or something.

[@BruhurB682]

*casually* "well, I'm going to worship Satan"

[@Satan-lb8pu]

And then I clapped.

[@georgianeville956]

i take a *maCHetE INto tHe sHOWeR*

[@speckoflight333]

georgia neville i take a *toaster* into the shower.

[@andreacrystal2588]

Here is the just of that thread. This is what like all of the stories are like: I was on the subway, and a little old lady was asking this dude if he would give her his seat. He refused. Nobody wanted to speak up for the granny because the dude was giant and threatening! I stepped up to the plate and said “Give her the seat or karma will catch up to you” He stood up and walked over to me winding up to punch me. But I knew what he was going to do so I grabbed his wrist, snapped it, and flipped him over my back onto the ground, pulled out a katana from my holster and held it to his neck. When I let him go, he whimpered and hid in the corner! The entire subway started applauding me and lifting me up in the air! Then Ghandi and Jesus came over to me to congratulate and thank me!

[@xunox9304]

That's retarded and not even close to these.

[@bayleymalloy2633]

(X)

[@Lucy8HOX200]

One time I was just casually walking down the street, and I saw 70000 girls being hit by 140000 men. In one punch, I punched them all and they all started crying! Then they said sorry and ran away. Then, all 70000 girls wanted to date me! I said yes and then *everyone clapped*

[@Mexch-ob7df]

@@Lucy8HOX200 and then you clapped everyone

[@aurorasparks1985]

3:59 >Metal Gear Solid Fan Club

[@biggussmokus]

the joke is so obvious it hurts that he missed it

[@escapefromtibet2530]

Aurora Sparks yeah. Slazo fricked up

[@theallaroundnerd9889]

I know.

[@Holloesoulz]

whooosh

[@TheGateShallStand]

BIG CHINA MAN who's getting whoooshed over here?

[@sunnieA]

Frappachinos are nice, but have you ever tasted *ICE SOUP* ?

[@iiperplexed3136]

ImDone *Badum tssss* Hold up I got one - If sex with 3 people is a threesome And sex with 2 peoples a twosome *Then I know why they call you world wide handsome*

[@sunnieA]

xXxBlueLuluxXx BA DUM TSS

[@1assassyn]

@@iiperplexed3136 oh wow

[@vidzeerox]

Honey, it's called river sauce.

[@unknownbyself]

Vidhi Basu No, it's called snowman blood.

[@sarah-ph9wm]

"Mom! I'm gonna marry Slazo!" "Of course you can't!" "Why not?" "Says god!" *"then I will worship slazo"*

[@callumkayley-e5w]

did everybody clap

[@shrekpaidaisuki4912]

Give me your address, I'll mail you $100%

[@mechakoitsu9]

Aren't god and slazo the same thing though?

[@vireo2543]

And then everyone clapped.

[@annkathr]

*face shines with confidence* *starts clapping and cheering* *bulge grows larger*

[@yessslawwwd4214]

But is ur water T H I C C?

[@sussyboy4332]

Yesss Lawwwd idk, i know its clean thats all

[@loganpalmer7132]

No but its clean

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Slazo uploaded and then everyone clapped

[@joshuanorman2]

No you don't get it these are FAKE stories

[@cimlyanimations6828]

Boshua Borman slazo uploaded a good video and then everyone clapped amirite

[@asimplefarmer6747]

CimlyAnimations *YUM*

[@r3aperch4n25]

fuckin tru

[@sinandcyanide7505]

CimlyAnimations *and cheered.

[@jdotleaf]

A good amount of these are the scenerios that go on in WhiteKnights heads when they "respecc" women

[@monkeynews5507]

Hey you copied slazo, he made a video on this a while ago

[@soulsaversaras.r.s3956]

NonDairyWolf LOL I loved this

[@AnimeProfileP1c]

*nO U IDIoT tHiS iS slAzO!!1!11*

[@josh850]

AnimeProfilePicture r/woooosh?

[@AnimeProfileP1c]

Racoon Loser nope

[@rinalds1620]

Racoon Loser r/woooshception?

[@bananas7126]

Alot of these sound like a trash anime

[@ghoulh34rt3d]

All these are true i was the clap

[@eerielconstantine5051]

I was the fly on the wall, I know this to be true

[@iiperplexed3136]

This was so great I clapped

[@layla-qr9cv]

it’s true i was the dust in the air

[@ChronicallyJess]

I have the clap. Wait what.

[@sonoflethal]

It's true! I was the Lord and saviour , Jesus Christ

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

Should just be called r/andeveryonecheered

[@gjones9282]

No, it should be r/andtheneveryoneclapped

[@dokidoki777]

_If a child rapes an adult the adult gets arrested._ *You ever think about that?*

[@pandorion8741]

Doki Doki HmmMMMmMMMmMMMmM’s’d’t’ve

[@theprophetofthepastagod5633]

Doki Doki 🤔Hmmmmmmm🤔mmmmmmm🤔

[@retrodudegaming5981]

Doki Doki oh shitt

[@zainubsheikh8198]

It's usually because, people say that the teacher should be 'mature enough' to stop it going that far and putting herself/himself in that situation which is completely bogus because if it was actual rape ( sex/sexual acts without permission) it shouldn't matter the kid should go to jail but if it was statutory rape (where it's only classes as 'rape' because the child is underage and therefore not old enough to make his/her own decisions) then I think it makes sense

[@ananimoselty2234]

So that's why the person I was raping got arrested.

[@iwilleatyourchildrenjames5797]

I'll tell you what you really happened at the story on 8:08. I was enjoying a lovely holiday in America and get on the bus. And this girl is obviously arguing with her boyfriend about normal couple shit. So the guy sitting next to the girl snatches the phone and tells the boyfriend to be at his girlfriend's stop. The man then hangs up the phone while the girl sits there looking annoyed. So we get to the stop and the boyfriend just punches the guy in the face. The girl and her boyfriend walk off to where I'm assuming is their home. And so I had also gotten off at that stop and I just walk backwards with my middle fingers up at the guy, then I turn around and run. So there, now you know the real story.

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Why is the title screaming at me

[@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805]

Why do the voices scream at me

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

Gordon Freeman The Semen Demon They want to be free

[@catastroph3852]

I feel really offended and violated of my human rights. The title screaming at me is sexual abuse. I feel threatened and this is absurd

[@midnightmushrooms1141]

Whatever you do, don't free the voices

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

SO IT IS EASIER FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE TO READ AND IT'S EASIER TO TYPE TOO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY WITH THE ARTHRITIS IN YOUR HANDS (in case you don't get it, it's an r/oldpeoplefacebook reference)

[@haleypirio921]

For the seizure one I do believe the gist of it. My dad has seizures and I've witnessed one. During the recovery period I asked him the standard questions (do you know your name, where are we, what year is it, etc.) and one of them is "who is the president." He wasn't speaking yet but he managed to roll his eyes. My mom told me he has done a variation of this twice before with paramedics. Made one of them crack a smile apparently. My dad gets a kick out of hearing what answers he's given during the recovery period.

[@slevemcdichael5274]

6 year old kid looking at Mom’s ID card. Sex: F He laughs Mom: What’s so funny? Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it. Husband died *of mesothelioma*

[@thebrutusmars]

Chris Casella Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma? You could be entitled to financial compensation

[@Evayasi]

@@thebrutusmars you damn con! I lost my money!

[@BigPuddin]

@@thebrutusmars GIVE US BACK OUR MONEY, YOU FOUL CHARLATAN

[@tsemiu]

One time I was walking by a bank and noticed 10 huge body builder types trying to break in. One guy was actually bending the iron door to get in! Well, my father taught me to always do what's right when I see someone breaking the law. So I took off my glasses and launched my 120lb body at the group of giants! I blocked two incoming punches with my forearm did a spinning heel kick and knocked them out. The guy bending the iron door lunged at me so I did the splits going between his legs dodging his attack. I jumped up to see his sledge hammer fist inches from my face but I caught it with my hand and forced him to punch himself in the face 2 times then I gave him a right hook knocking him out. The other guys ran away screaming. When the cops got there they played back to video and saw my heroic act and gave me a standing ovation. I put my glasses back on and said "I dont need recognition. I'm just happy I was there to stop it." The bank tried to give me a million dollars as a reward but I told them no. I want to stay humble. Then everyone clapped.

[@fis8364]

and then the bank *clapped*

[@Purpelspy]

honestly 99% of the text posts in tumblr never happened lmao

[@alexblake3455]

shy shy shy, bitches I keep seeing you everywhere

[@cameronfox4401]

Tumblr never happened, jeb Bush is behind all the accounts

[@brakis0375]

shy shy shy, bitches no shit

[@yahshuavalencia6973]

R/wooosh

[@velveteen._.rabbit]

shy shy shy, bitches SHY SHY SHY

[@RetroPlus]

I knew that r/pyrocynical one was for jokes and gags!

[@riotbreaker3506]

Last time I was this early Slazo was 17

[@Purpelspy]

Riot Breaker he's 18 now?? when was his birthday?

[@riotbreaker3506]

idk, but it'll make sense in the future.

[@GustoStCool]

He's clearly 45.

[@smoldream2908]

Riot Breaker thinking ahead, I see. Good jobu

[@lucyk8935]

.... i thought he was like 15

[@slingbladefrenchfries3007]

The absolute weapon

[@zhonglisimp1775]

One time I clicked on a slazo video in public. One guy came up to me with a massive grin and knocked my phone out of my hand. I proceeded to get my desert eagle out and pointed it right to his face. Now there was a crowd around me. He proceeded to scramble off and pick up my phone, walking over to me in shame and handing it back. “I’m really sorry” he muttered and ran off, as everyone cheered.

[@sussyboy4332]

mayo i gonna worship satan

[@nope9885]

Love you profile picture.

[@limeslush1e]

1:48 slazo i think you got whoooshed

[@NZZN_]

I Took a breath and everybody on earth clapped.

[@natalido7372]

When the bus driver stays parked at a bus stop just so all passengers can see the outcome of your EPIC FIGHT

[@chistinelane]

P Y R O C Y N I C A L

[@millah468]

L E A F Y I S H E R E

[@IshanMisraBEAST]

W I L L N E

[@larkeyyy4942]

M E M E U L O U S

[@TheSoup222222]

Penis, You Ready to Orgasm?

[@memeinformationandreviews9381]

Watch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videos

[@LinksYTLink]

Sorrow TV: did everybody clap did everybody clap

[@finalbossi7319]

Link DID EVERYBODY CLAP?!!

[@LinksYTLink]

Worldfinder I DID EVERYBODY CLAP!?!!!?

[@HyruleHeroHan]

ANDTHENEVERYBODYCLAPPED

[@lil-meowmeow4839]

1:17 THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, SLAZO WTF

[@thedotgamer9592]

Staying hydrated...by clean water

[@thedotgamer9592]

Damn that water looks clean

[@radiohead3852]

Ýes

[@musik350]

Damn that water looks clean

[@cadmiumcult]

Damn that water looks clean

[@weirdlittlecritter]

Damn that water looks clean

[@flyingtoad1370]

One time I was at Disneyland with Beyoncé and while we were walking around I saw a Leonardo Di Vinci getting mugged by four bears. I knocked them out cold and was then everyone clapped. Leonardo was so thankful and gave me the Mona Lisa for free. I even got a handshake from Obama and Queen Elizabeth.

[@joshuawinegar2583]

There are some pretty "advanced" 6 year olds tbh. I've heard some in the neighborhood talking about some pretty gross shit

[@felzzer3943]

We're just gonna slide past you saying, "cus I thought I could bully them a bit."?

[@chipskylark5500]

@@felzzer3943 lmaooooo he was smooth

[@felzzer3943]

@@chipskylark5500 Right?

[@idiothoe5421]

Joshua Winegar my six year old cousin calls me a poo head lmao there are no six years olds that advanced

[@JabariMore]

Mariá Martinéz dude, some six year olds know more than you in that topic than you tbh

[@babygoose8716]

I have a six year old and I can confirm (at least where I live) that they do not do grading with letters in kindergarten. They get smiley faces and a number grade on spelling tests. Even on progress reports and report cards, it’s things like “P” for progressing and “M” for mastered.

[@DavidDavid-sd2gd]

Grandpa say the story, say the story!!!! Ok..... ... And everybody clapped Wow grandpa

[@clairebear-96]

love the down under snippet at the beginning... because.. you know..... you’re australian...... lmao

[@dragonetafireball]

r/lewronggeneration

[@quentinmartjno]

The one about the girl and the president actually reminded me of myself. I used to faint a lot when I was a kid/teen, and because of that I was not really scared or confused when it happened, so I would literally regain consciousness and say stuff like: "well damn, my shirt got dirty, fucking muddy floor" while people rushed to help me

[@radiohead3852]

*AND EVERYONE CLAPPED*

[@MOLDHAUS]

Someone: *breathes in* Everyone: claps. person gets a Nobel peace prize. Albert Einstein comes to shake the person's hand every celebrity asks to marry them. The entire population of russia starts worshipping them. they go to space.

[@ender_scythe2879]

Slazo uploaded, then everyone clapped.

[@mih6317]

02:15 Bathrooms in an apartment complex are usually connected by a common ventialtion system across all floors and it tends to be hollow, enhancing any sound that comes from any other bathroom in the vertical. I often hear what happens in the bathroom four floors above mine. The one directly sounds as clear as can be also.

[@TheunPopularopinionwithSara]

I TAKE A MACHETE IN THE SHOWER WITH ME HAHAHAHAHAH

[@thetakeover51]

GreenTeaBee 98 YA NEVER KNOW

[@Pain-zp2hb]

GreenTeaBee 98 hello m'lady i would like you to accompany me on my trip to the world of warcraft museum

[@charlotteack.1036]

the down under sample made my heart stop thanks for reminding me how much I love that song

[@Bespeon]

I worship Slazo, who is worse than Satan

[@Glassee]

Beth Luna same

[@xferal5181]

There's nothing bad about Papa Satan

[@tophholland]

I love the sound effects Slazo makes when it comes to emoji faces.

[@Sawamura_]

*SLAZOOO* I missed you

[@robdevery8207]

I've been binge-watching your videos, you're so cool ❤️

[@SaaMaistaa]

Do r/indianpeoplefacebook top posts

[@snurdburglar6854]

nooOOO

[@thegameres816]

Poppy Popper you forgot * Help! I need 300$ rn. I am lost in -insert random city name-

[@dawreckor]

I have very rare diseases I need to see under girl dress or I die Sprinkle some spelling and grammatical errors, and you’ve got yourself a well baked Indian Facebook post!

[@kedkos7417]

That person with the desert deagle probably doesn't even know how to hold a desert eagle

[@Shazoneable]

makeup tutorial next

[@aestheick9972]

yes

[@sour_peckanmix]

yes 2

[@AttonBrown]

yes 3

[@ahhh6328]

Christine yes 4

[@nepne5450]

Yes 5

[@thesnuggler9606]

"Le Mayo." LMFAO That was epic.

[@savannahvance4526]

*and then **_everyone_** clapped*

[@IsomerMashups]

Don't laugh -- that's actually happened to me precisely once when I yelled at a very loud table in a crowded restaurant to shut up. The staff didn't clap, mind you, and neither did that table, but all the other customers did.

[@rapidgamer9956]

+Isomer Mashups that happened

[@Torodes23]

your outro makes me happy every time :D

[@cenni1887]

Hey did i tell you about that time when everyone started clapping and cheering for me? No? -why do i have no friends?- Well it totally happened

[@thebrutusmars]

HeligO I mean To be fair I’ve seen a room full of people all unanimously start clapping for incredibly stupid reasons

[@cheesynoodles6930]

1:17 I was just drawing with headphones and this video playing on my laptop and I wasn't paying very much attention to it. But just this bit litterally made me jump

[@nakkokip]

I didn't really like the outro song in the beginning but it grew on me because I've binged so many videos of yours. My social life is falling apart, please help.

[@anthonyr.159]

Lol I've seen all of these in the past month. Awesome, glad to hear your narrative!

[@LucileStarlight]

I like these Videos, I like watching them to relax.

[@radiohead3852]

👍

[@Cubester64]

I agree with this statement.

[@christinavanbeek]

Slazo kinda looks like a mix between Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Clay Jensen from 13RW

[@evanmccarthy933]

Lol Frappuccinos are made with ice, you don’t make a batch of that at all. That’s like making a batch of milkshakes wtf

[@creamypeanutbutterjellygir3321]

4:59, OH MY GOSH DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE YAS

[@alexanderokak5112]

You know I watched this video before it even came out by hacking into Slazo's PC and streaming it live to my -£4,000- £10,000 gaming rig. I would have put spoilers in the description 1 second after it came out but *I'm a nice guy*

[@Butterfly20004]

Alexander Okak and everybody clapped for u

[@Spiritwhisperer11]

I love that you play Blonde Redhead when something "sad" happens 😂

[@miguelcanizares7522]

Rip pyro's twitter

[@thebach9231]

That licking rat one cracked me up

[@shiwamsingroul1367]

Damn ,,that water looks clean!!

[@vika2041]

Thank you for your videos. They made my day. More than once. 👍

[@freyathewolf]

THAT REALLY HAPPENED THO

[@teagandroney5642]

every time he says "d*ck" or something he lowers his voice likehe's trying to make sure his parents don't hear him, its hilarious and adorable

[@tylerluke5332]

Ahhh. I like the same music as my science teacher so hopefully he will cancel the test next week XD

[@karafreak1944]

1:16 Today I learned a valuable lesson...do not eat while watching Slazo... I almost deep throated a fork 😂

[@donaldduck7636]

Put a toothpick under your toenails and kick a wall. (dont)

[@shinimasu6814]

(Do)

[@donaldduck7636]

In the end that sounds like a you problem so ....

[@radiohead3852]

(Do the don't doing)

[@not2be4gotten02]

Too late

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

I did it and everyone clapped so please do you'll be super poppler

[@loveandlucky3]

How am I just finding you now? You're hilarious!

[@juno2949]

Wow that description is so witty and or relevant

[@jimbo2revengeance]

Trust me Slazo, in the apartment that i live in, you can hear a guy taking a shit 6 floors below you just because thy didn't bother soundproofing the vent.

[@amethystt727]

I subbed to Slazo *AND EVERYONE CLAPPED*

[@nonaveragejoe0]

“Why would you brag about being some nutcase that brings a Desert Eagle to work with him” Since when did open/conceal carrying make you a nutcase? Lmao

[@sehuntiful3223]

2 ads in one video ? get that money !👏

[@iiperplexed3136]

EXO-L

[@LilacStarvix]

Each of these sorts of channels have their memes, Slazo has clean water, SorrowTV has his voice, and Soothouse has EAT PANT.

[@erichlewis960]

Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever had clean water?

[@unlikelyspecimen244]

Your execution with the jokes is gettin' better

[@goldencobra9781]

hottest youtuber ever

[@Icheasea_T]

Golden Cobra 😏ah you must be talking about me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@atraxr603]

If you lit him on fire, yea.

[@christinevanderheiden3151]

You're mock laugh....made my day. Lol. 🖤