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Slazo

Slazo

Күн бұрын

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@tinabelcher3722
@tinabelcher3722 6 жыл бұрын
He protec He attac But most importantly, Everyone clap
@celestial3545
@celestial3545 6 жыл бұрын
Its true, I was there clapping.
@TheBadassRaven
@TheBadassRaven 6 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing this to put in the comments of every story like this. Just thought I'd warn you. The best supervillains always announce their plans.
@artsyrache
@artsyrache 6 жыл бұрын
Did everybody cla- oh
@malojstoy
@malojstoy 5 жыл бұрын
Im stealing this, thanks
@kathy9456
@kathy9456 5 жыл бұрын
Claps.”in Spanish “
@DutchBane
@DutchBane 6 жыл бұрын
My two year old chihuahua asked me why fat women are being shamed by airplane seats today. He told me everyone is beautiful. Then everybody in my school came to my house, clapped and i got a A+ on my driving test
@RtistiqSkubie
@RtistiqSkubie 6 жыл бұрын
george lightheart you should've got pinned for this.
@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 6 жыл бұрын
That Chihuahuas name? Albert Einstein.
@josh850
@josh850 6 жыл бұрын
I have an unoriginal profile picture r/woooosh?
@calus_bath_water
@calus_bath_water 6 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser r/wooosh
@karma901
@karma901 6 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser whoosh is when a joke flies pass the victim's head.
@elllisgrey
@elllisgrey 6 жыл бұрын
what’s funny is that my parents got married on april fools‘ day but it’s me who’s the joke.
@Grace-co5qq
@Grace-co5qq 6 жыл бұрын
GrooveItOrLoseIt *clapping*
@Froggylin333
@Froggylin333 6 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@cristaldiamondmoonsanswife4716
@cristaldiamondmoonsanswife4716 6 жыл бұрын
sad boi
@vik8596
@vik8596 6 жыл бұрын
Only works if you were born April 1st as well
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 6 жыл бұрын
Wow that's really sad. Can I get 5,000 likes?
@bionictea4360
@bionictea4360 6 жыл бұрын
I toddler in a restaurant was screaming/yelling while hitting her mum. I told him "how would you like it if I hit you?" So I smacked him in the face and chucked him through a window. Everyone began to clap and when the Paramedics and Police came, they began to clap aswell. The mom gave me her phone number and the manager of the restaurant gave me free food for life
@vara48
@vara48 5 жыл бұрын
epic
@xbigcolex1912
@xbigcolex1912 5 жыл бұрын
“And everyone in the restaurant clapped”
@detectivedonaldkimball
@detectivedonaldkimball 4 жыл бұрын
haters will say it's fake
@Evayasi
@Evayasi 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I was the child... F u I'm coming for you man, I broke my legs and now I can't do the fortnite dance. I'll show you the victory royale
@megasparklegoomba6807
@megasparklegoomba6807 4 жыл бұрын
abandoned by homerlisa **loads AR-15**
@bungo6000
@bungo6000 6 жыл бұрын
This sounds like people writing fanfiction about their own lives.
@thol2324
@thol2324 6 жыл бұрын
Bungo most underrated comment on this video omg
@rachelhammond3005
@rachelhammond3005 6 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is they are so obviously fake
@AK-jb4oi
@AK-jb4oi 6 жыл бұрын
bad fanfiction
@thecombonationis
@thecombonationis 6 жыл бұрын
T Hol r/wooosh
@thecombonationis
@thecombonationis 6 жыл бұрын
A K r/wooosh
@evilscarypumpkin4872
@evilscarypumpkin4872 6 жыл бұрын
I recently found a puddle of very clean water on the floor. Is Slazo littering?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@pepperonitestimony7235
@pepperonitestimony7235 6 жыл бұрын
Did the water clap?
@mitskilvr1394
@mitskilvr1394 6 жыл бұрын
Oh Yea Yea Yea, and the president came to give her a medal. Then the water asked her out and they got married, and the Cookie Monster came and gave him a house to live in, and then Elon Musk adopted them. Then they lived happily ever after.
@C3Pinko
@C3Pinko 6 жыл бұрын
@@mitskilvr1394 Then everyone clapped.
@mom0367
@mom0367 5 жыл бұрын
That profile pic though
@Purpelspy
@Purpelspy 6 жыл бұрын
"this is one hard core mother fricKer right here" *watch your profanity*
@kuanhulio3700
@kuanhulio3700 6 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches stop fucking cussing
@PARKLEMON
@PARKLEMON 6 жыл бұрын
you guys are on thin fucking ice
@PARKLEMON
@PARKLEMON 6 жыл бұрын
oh no
@kuanhulio3700
@kuanhulio3700 6 жыл бұрын
PARK bitch didnt i say no more cussing 😤
@redoctoberfruit7253
@redoctoberfruit7253 6 жыл бұрын
*gives round of applause*
@-zephyressence-2018
@-zephyressence-2018 6 жыл бұрын
You should do one of girls that say "oh I'm not wearing make-up, this is all natural" but they're clearly wearing make-up. Those types of posts crack me up. 😂
@iiperplexed3136
@iiperplexed3136 6 жыл бұрын
- Shooting Starlight - I love those hell yeah my dude
@maddiemainer
@maddiemainer 6 жыл бұрын
When I’m wearing a full ass face of makeup and someone asks if I’m wearing makeup I like to just say nope it’s all natural because if you think I grew the glitter on my eyelids or was born with winged eyeliner u gotta be a lil dumb. Also what’s the point of wearing makeup if people can’t tell ur wearing it ????
@-zephyressence-2018
@-zephyressence-2018 6 жыл бұрын
maddiemainer Oh I just mean the ones that try to make it seem like it's natural beauty. (Because trust me there are girls that do) Sarcasm doesn't count. Haha. ;D
@atomicdancer
@atomicdancer 6 жыл бұрын
maddiemainer never go full ass face
@cadenwerner3930
@cadenwerner3930 6 жыл бұрын
Ooo, I like those posts, I dig into their bullshit like pressure-cooked chicken during dinner.
@sweatysocks8214
@sweatysocks8214 6 жыл бұрын
In second grade I told my teacher who was being rude that she was being mean and dumb. No one clapped and I was sent home early.
@azadanzans5359
@azadanzans5359 4 жыл бұрын
How did 120 people like this and no one has replied
@sinistrality7883
@sinistrality7883 3 жыл бұрын
​@@azadanzans5359 they like it and they don't have anything to say about it? like, duh?
@azadanzans5359
@azadanzans5359 3 жыл бұрын
@@sinistrality7883 Wow, you are so smart, thank you for telling me, I would've never figured it out with your help, I am truly enlightened
@isabelagatewood8032
@isabelagatewood8032 6 жыл бұрын
I went on a killing rampage earlier and an officer approached me. I was wearing headphones while killing everyone on site, and I was listening to some rap music so the officer let me off with a warning
@maximummoisture2311
@maximummoisture2311 6 жыл бұрын
Then the dead bodies clapped
@RadioactiveMilk
@RadioactiveMilk 5 жыл бұрын
spotlight uh
@blakebluedragon
@blakebluedragon 5 жыл бұрын
So you were playing gta?
@hoonterofhoonters6588
@hoonterofhoonters6588 6 жыл бұрын
In all fairness many horror movies would turn out differently if everyone showered with their machetes.
@flaviottyd
@flaviottyd 6 жыл бұрын
yeah, the monster-or-whatever wouldn't have to carry one around for themself
@hoonterofhoonters6588
@hoonterofhoonters6588 6 жыл бұрын
In all horror movies there's a woman in a shower and then whoever comes over and shanks her. It's never that there's a spoopy boy in a the shower waiting for the unexpectant and helpless woman. Actually, now that I think about it horror movie victims are so helpless that the could be staring at an incapacitated spooper with a weapon in hand and they would do nothing but scream, so your point might be true.
@jonmkl
@jonmkl 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, all I could think was “If that story WAS real, it’s a good thing they were carrying.... but... a desert eagle??”
@kataysu
@kataysu 6 жыл бұрын
Hoonter of hoonters our machetes
@RED-hb1di
@RED-hb1di 6 жыл бұрын
What's the big deal about a baby deagle? The dude likes that gun and Calibur so what? It's not like it's a 500 Magnum or something.
@th0rn3
@th0rn3 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't had a flu shot in years! I'm currently lying in bed dying from every disease known to man. But at least I didn't get autism from those damn flu shots!
@Butterfly20004
@Butterfly20004 6 жыл бұрын
Black Eagle me too! Right now I’m a ghost because I died from the flu....but at least I’m not in hell from those shots!
@artsyrache
@artsyrache 6 жыл бұрын
Oh I’ve been dead for ten years!
@shadowcultist
@shadowcultist 6 жыл бұрын
I haven't had a flu shot in years because I'm too lazy to go get one
@Kat-hb8db
@Kat-hb8db 6 жыл бұрын
And everyone clapped
@nightfuryyassamaru1683
@nightfuryyassamaru1683 6 жыл бұрын
@@shadowcultist Haven't got my flu shots cuz .. they charge 10$ for it. TOO BROKE.
@brandonninomtz336
@brandonninomtz336 6 жыл бұрын
Maaan that water looks clean
@Pixelator0201
@Pixelator0201 6 жыл бұрын
Brandonino Mtz *the frappuccino isn't tho*
@gavinthacher1111
@gavinthacher1111 6 жыл бұрын
*Funny comment* AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED!!!!😤😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅💦💦💦💦
@1assassyn
@1assassyn 6 жыл бұрын
So true
@voyagereternal11
@voyagereternal11 6 жыл бұрын
Hello I am friend may I have some bepsi
@coragraves6043
@coragraves6043 6 жыл бұрын
👏🏻
@AOTOM382
@AOTOM382 6 жыл бұрын
Gavin Thacher MUDA!
@JiffyJelly
@JiffyJelly 5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a dream?
@omaranimationsbr
@omaranimationsbr 6 жыл бұрын
When I liked this video everyone clapped!
@cimlyanimations6828
@cimlyanimations6828 6 жыл бұрын
Omar Animations o hi lol
@omaranimationsbr
@omaranimationsbr 6 жыл бұрын
CimlyAnimations o hi mark
@ThatNormalBunny
@ThatNormalBunny 6 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@no-yo8hj
@no-yo8hj 6 жыл бұрын
True story.
@alexandrasteves3847
@alexandrasteves3847 6 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@BruhurB682
@BruhurB682 6 жыл бұрын
*casually* "well, I'm going to worship Satan"
@Satan-lb8pu
@Satan-lb8pu 5 жыл бұрын
And then I clapped.
@sarah-ph9wm
@sarah-ph9wm 6 жыл бұрын
"Mom! I'm gonna marry Slazo!" "Of course you can't!" "Why not?" "Says god!" *"then I will worship slazo"*
@callumkayley-e5w
@callumkayley-e5w 6 жыл бұрын
did everybody clap
@shrekpaidaisuki4912
@shrekpaidaisuki4912 6 жыл бұрын
Give me your address, I'll mail you $100%
@mechakoitsu9
@mechakoitsu9 6 жыл бұрын
Aren't god and slazo the same thing though?
@vireo2543
@vireo2543 6 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped.
@annkathr
@annkathr 6 жыл бұрын
*face shines with confidence* *starts clapping and cheering* *bulge grows larger*
@andreacrystal2588
@andreacrystal2588 6 жыл бұрын
Here is the just of that thread. This is what like all of the stories are like: I was on the subway, and a little old lady was asking this dude if he would give her his seat. He refused. Nobody wanted to speak up for the granny because the dude was giant and threatening! I stepped up to the plate and said “Give her the seat or karma will catch up to you” He stood up and walked over to me winding up to punch me. But I knew what he was going to do so I grabbed his wrist, snapped it, and flipped him over my back onto the ground, pulled out a katana from my holster and held it to his neck. When I let him go, he whimpered and hid in the corner! The entire subway started applauding me and lifting me up in the air! Then Ghandi and Jesus came over to me to congratulate and thank me!
@xunox9304
@xunox9304 6 жыл бұрын
That's retarded and not even close to these.
@bayleymalloy2633
@bayleymalloy2633 6 жыл бұрын
(X)
@Lucy8HOX200
@Lucy8HOX200 6 жыл бұрын
One time I was just casually walking down the street, and I saw 70000 girls being hit by 140000 men. In one punch, I punched them all and they all started crying! Then they said sorry and ran away. Then, all 70000 girls wanted to date me! I said yes and then *everyone clapped*
@Mexch-ob7df
@Mexch-ob7df 5 жыл бұрын
@@Lucy8HOX200 and then you clapped everyone
@slevemcdichael5274
@slevemcdichael5274 6 жыл бұрын
6 year old kid looking at Mom’s ID card. Sex: F He laughs Mom: What’s so funny? Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it. Husband died *of mesothelioma*
@thebrutusmars
@thebrutusmars 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Casella Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma? You could be entitled to financial compensation
@Evayasi
@Evayasi 4 жыл бұрын
@@thebrutusmars you damn con! I lost my money!
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 2 жыл бұрын
@@thebrutusmars GIVE US BACK OUR MONEY, YOU FOUL CHARLATAN
@sunnieA
@sunnieA 6 жыл бұрын
Frappachinos are nice, but have you ever tasted *ICE SOUP* ?
@iiperplexed3136
@iiperplexed3136 6 жыл бұрын
ImDone *Badum tssss* Hold up I got one - If sex with 3 people is a threesome And sex with 2 peoples a twosome *Then I know why they call you world wide handsome*
@sunnieA
@sunnieA 6 жыл бұрын
xXxBlueLuluxXx BA DUM TSS
@1assassyn
@1assassyn 6 жыл бұрын
@@iiperplexed3136 oh wow
@vidzeerox
@vidzeerox 6 жыл бұрын
Honey, it's called river sauce.
@unknownbyself
@unknownbyself 6 жыл бұрын
Vidhi Basu No, it's called snowman blood.
@cimlyanimations6828
@cimlyanimations6828 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo uploaded and then everyone clapped
@joshuanorman2
@joshuanorman2 6 жыл бұрын
No you don't get it these are FAKE stories
@cimlyanimations6828
@cimlyanimations6828 6 жыл бұрын
Boshua Borman slazo uploaded a good video and then everyone clapped amirite
@asimplefarmer6747
@asimplefarmer6747 6 жыл бұрын
CimlyAnimations *YUM*
@r3aperch4n25
@r3aperch4n25 6 жыл бұрын
fuckin tru
@sinandcyanide7505
@sinandcyanide7505 6 жыл бұрын
CimlyAnimations *and cheered.
@yessslawwwd4214
@yessslawwwd4214 6 жыл бұрын
But is ur water T H I C C?
@sussyboy4332
@sussyboy4332 6 жыл бұрын
Yesss Lawwwd idk, i know its clean thats all
@loganpalmer7132
@loganpalmer7132 6 жыл бұрын
No but its clean
@georgianeville956
@georgianeville956 6 жыл бұрын
i take a *maCHetE INto tHe sHOWeR*
@speckoflight333
@speckoflight333 6 жыл бұрын
georgia neville i take a *toaster* into the shower.
@jdotleaf
@jdotleaf 6 жыл бұрын
A good amount of these are the scenerios that go on in WhiteKnights heads when they "respecc" women
@dokidoki777
@dokidoki777 6 жыл бұрын
_If a child rapes an adult the adult gets arrested._ *You ever think about that?*
@pandorion8741
@pandorion8741 6 жыл бұрын
Doki Doki HmmMMMmMMMmMMMmM’s’d’t’ve
@theprophetofthepastagod5633
@theprophetofthepastagod5633 6 жыл бұрын
Doki Doki 🤔Hmmmmmmm🤔mmmmmmm🤔
@retrodudegaming5981
@retrodudegaming5981 6 жыл бұрын
Doki Doki oh shitt
@zainubsheikh8198
@zainubsheikh8198 6 жыл бұрын
It's usually because, people say that the teacher should be 'mature enough' to stop it going that far and putting herself/himself in that situation which is completely bogus because if it was actual rape ( sex/sexual acts without permission) it shouldn't matter the kid should go to jail but if it was statutory rape (where it's only classes as 'rape' because the child is underage and therefore not old enough to make his/her own decisions) then I think it makes sense
@ananimoselty2234
@ananimoselty2234 6 жыл бұрын
So that's why the person I was raping got arrested.
@iwilleatyourchildrenjames5797
@iwilleatyourchildrenjames5797 6 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what you really happened at the story on 8:08. I was enjoying a lovely holiday in America and get on the bus. And this girl is obviously arguing with her boyfriend about normal couple shit. So the guy sitting next to the girl snatches the phone and tells the boyfriend to be at his girlfriend's stop. The man then hangs up the phone while the girl sits there looking annoyed. So we get to the stop and the boyfriend just punches the guy in the face. The girl and her boyfriend walk off to where I'm assuming is their home. And so I had also gotten off at that stop and I just walk backwards with my middle fingers up at the guy, then I turn around and run. So there, now you know the real story.
@aurorasparks1985
@aurorasparks1985 6 жыл бұрын
3:59 >Metal Gear Solid Fan Club
@biggussmokus
@biggussmokus 6 жыл бұрын
the joke is so obvious it hurts that he missed it
@escapefromtibet2530
@escapefromtibet2530 6 жыл бұрын
Aurora Sparks yeah. Slazo fricked up
@theallaroundnerd9889
@theallaroundnerd9889 6 жыл бұрын
I know.
@Holloesoulz
@Holloesoulz 6 жыл бұрын
whooosh
@TheGateShallStand
@TheGateShallStand 6 жыл бұрын
BIG CHINA MAN who's getting whoooshed over here?
@haleypirio921
@haleypirio921 6 жыл бұрын
For the seizure one I do believe the gist of it. My dad has seizures and I've witnessed one. During the recovery period I asked him the standard questions (do you know your name, where are we, what year is it, etc.) and one of them is "who is the president." He wasn't speaking yet but he managed to roll his eyes. My mom told me he has done a variation of this twice before with paramedics. Made one of them crack a smile apparently. My dad gets a kick out of hearing what answers he's given during the recovery period.
@monkeynews5507
@monkeynews5507 6 жыл бұрын
Hey you copied slazo, he made a video on this a while ago
@soulsaversaras.r.s3956
@soulsaversaras.r.s3956 6 жыл бұрын
NonDairyWolf LOL I loved this
@AnimeProfileP1c
@AnimeProfileP1c 6 жыл бұрын
*nO U IDIoT tHiS iS slAzO!!1!11*
@josh850
@josh850 6 жыл бұрын
AnimeProfilePicture r/woooosh?
@AnimeProfileP1c
@AnimeProfileP1c 6 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser nope
@rinalds1620
@rinalds1620 6 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser r/woooshception?
@bananas7126
@bananas7126 6 жыл бұрын
Alot of these sound like a trash anime
@hiitsnicetomeetyou
@hiitsnicetomeetyou 6 жыл бұрын
Why is the title screaming at me
@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805
@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805 6 жыл бұрын
Why do the voices scream at me
@hiitsnicetomeetyou
@hiitsnicetomeetyou 6 жыл бұрын
Gordon Freeman The Semen Demon They want to be free
@catastroph3852
@catastroph3852 6 жыл бұрын
I feel really offended and violated of my human rights. The title screaming at me is sexual abuse. I feel threatened and this is absurd
@midnightmushrooms1141
@midnightmushrooms1141 6 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, don't free the voices
@SamanthaPortUkulele
@SamanthaPortUkulele 6 жыл бұрын
SO IT IS EASIER FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE TO READ AND IT'S EASIER TO TYPE TOO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY WITH THE ARTHRITIS IN YOUR HANDS (in case you don't get it, it's an r/oldpeoplefacebook reference)
@tsemiu
@tsemiu 6 жыл бұрын
One time I was walking by a bank and noticed 10 huge body builder types trying to break in. One guy was actually bending the iron door to get in! Well, my father taught me to always do what's right when I see someone breaking the law. So I took off my glasses and launched my 120lb body at the group of giants! I blocked two incoming punches with my forearm did a spinning heel kick and knocked them out. The guy bending the iron door lunged at me so I did the splits going between his legs dodging his attack. I jumped up to see his sledge hammer fist inches from my face but I caught it with my hand and forced him to punch himself in the face 2 times then I gave him a right hook knocking him out. The other guys ran away screaming. When the cops got there they played back to video and saw my heroic act and gave me a standing ovation. I put my glasses back on and said "I dont need recognition. I'm just happy I was there to stop it." The bank tried to give me a million dollars as a reward but I told them no. I want to stay humble. Then everyone clapped.
@fis8364
@fis8364 6 жыл бұрын
and then the bank *clapped*
@zhonglisimp1775
@zhonglisimp1775 6 жыл бұрын
One time I clicked on a slazo video in public. One guy came up to me with a massive grin and knocked my phone out of my hand. I proceeded to get my desert eagle out and pointed it right to his face. Now there was a crowd around me. He proceeded to scramble off and pick up my phone, walking over to me in shame and handing it back. “I’m really sorry” he muttered and ran off, as everyone cheered.
@sussyboy4332
@sussyboy4332 6 жыл бұрын
mayo i gonna worship satan
@nope9885
@nope9885 6 жыл бұрын
Love you profile picture.
@ghoulishgam3r508
@ghoulishgam3r508 6 жыл бұрын
Should just be called r/andeveryonecheered
@gjones9282
@gjones9282 5 жыл бұрын
No, it should be r/andtheneveryoneclapped
@Purpelspy
@Purpelspy 6 жыл бұрын
honestly 99% of the text posts in tumblr never happened lmao
@alexblake3455
@alexblake3455 6 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches I keep seeing you everywhere
@cameronfox4401
@cameronfox4401 6 жыл бұрын
Tumblr never happened, jeb Bush is behind all the accounts
@brakis0375
@brakis0375 6 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches no shit
@yahshuavalencia6973
@yahshuavalencia6973 6 жыл бұрын
R/wooosh
@velveteen._.rabbit
@velveteen._.rabbit 6 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches SHY SHY SHY
@RetroPlus
@RetroPlus 6 жыл бұрын
I knew that r/pyrocynical one was for jokes and gags!
@ghoulh34rt3d
@ghoulh34rt3d 6 жыл бұрын
All these are true i was the clap
@eerielconstantine5051
@eerielconstantine5051 6 жыл бұрын
I was the fly on the wall, I know this to be true
@iiperplexed3136
@iiperplexed3136 6 жыл бұрын
This was so great I clapped
@layla-qr9cv
@layla-qr9cv 6 жыл бұрын
it’s true i was the dust in the air
@ChronicallyJess
@ChronicallyJess 6 жыл бұрын
I have the clap. Wait what.
@sonoflethal
@sonoflethal 6 жыл бұрын
It's true! I was the Lord and saviour , Jesus Christ
@natalido7372
@natalido7372 6 жыл бұрын
When the bus driver stays parked at a bus stop just so all passengers can see the outcome of your EPIC FIGHT
@riotbreaker3506
@riotbreaker3506 6 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Slazo was 17
@Purpelspy
@Purpelspy 6 жыл бұрын
Riot Breaker he's 18 now?? when was his birthday?
@riotbreaker3506
@riotbreaker3506 6 жыл бұрын
idk, but it'll make sense in the future.
@GustoStCool
@GustoStCool 6 жыл бұрын
He's clearly 45.
@smoldream2908
@smoldream2908 6 жыл бұрын
Riot Breaker thinking ahead, I see. Good jobu
@lucyk8935
@lucyk8935 6 жыл бұрын
.... i thought he was like 15
@slingbladefrenchfries3007
@slingbladefrenchfries3007 6 жыл бұрын
The absolute weapon
@NZZN_
@NZZN_ 6 жыл бұрын
I Took a breath and everybody on earth clapped.
@babygoose8716
@babygoose8716 6 жыл бұрын
I have a six year old and I can confirm (at least where I live) that they do not do grading with letters in kindergarten. They get smiley faces and a number grade on spelling tests. Even on progress reports and report cards, it’s things like “P” for progressing and “M” for mastered.
@thedotgamer9592
@thedotgamer9592 6 жыл бұрын
Staying hydrated...by clean water
@thedotgamer9592
@thedotgamer9592 6 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@radiohead3852
@radiohead3852 6 жыл бұрын
Ýes
@musik350
@musik350 6 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@cadmiumcult
@cadmiumcult 6 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@weirdlittlecritter
@weirdlittlecritter 6 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@flyingtoad1370
@flyingtoad1370 6 жыл бұрын
One time I was at Disneyland with Beyoncé and while we were walking around I saw a Leonardo Di Vinci getting mugged by four bears. I knocked them out cold and was then everyone clapped. Leonardo was so thankful and gave me the Mona Lisa for free. I even got a handshake from Obama and Queen Elizabeth.
@chistinelane
@chistinelane 6 жыл бұрын
P Y R O C Y N I C A L
@millah468
@millah468 6 жыл бұрын
L E A F Y I S H E R E
@IshanMisraBEAST
@IshanMisraBEAST 6 жыл бұрын
W I L L N E
@larkeyyy4942
@larkeyyy4942 6 жыл бұрын
M E M E U L O U S
@TheSoup222222
@TheSoup222222 6 жыл бұрын
Penis, You Ready to Orgasm?
@memeinformationandreviews9381
@memeinformationandreviews9381 6 жыл бұрын
Watch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videos
@Coyotehaus
@Coyotehaus 5 жыл бұрын
Someone: *breathes in* Everyone: claps. person gets a Nobel peace prize. Albert Einstein comes to shake the person's hand every celebrity asks to marry them. The entire population of russia starts worshipping them. they go to space.
@HyruleHeroHan
@HyruleHeroHan 6 жыл бұрын
ANDTHENEVERYBODYCLAPPED
@LinksYTLink
@LinksYTLink 6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV: did everybody clap did everybody clap
@finalbossi7319
@finalbossi7319 6 жыл бұрын
Link DID EVERYBODY CLAP?!!
@LinksYTLink
@LinksYTLink 6 жыл бұрын
Worldfinder I DID EVERYBODY CLAP!?!!!?
@joshuawinegar2583
@joshuawinegar2583 6 жыл бұрын
There are some pretty "advanced" 6 year olds tbh. I've heard some in the neighborhood talking about some pretty gross shit
@felzzer3943
@felzzer3943 6 жыл бұрын
We're just gonna slide past you saying, "cus I thought I could bully them a bit."?
@chipskylark5500
@chipskylark5500 6 жыл бұрын
@@felzzer3943 lmaooooo he was smooth
@felzzer3943
@felzzer3943 6 жыл бұрын
@@chipskylark5500 Right?
@idiothoe5421
@idiothoe5421 6 жыл бұрын
Joshua Winegar my six year old cousin calls me a poo head lmao there are no six years olds that advanced
@JabariMore
@JabariMore 6 жыл бұрын
Mariá Martinéz dude, some six year olds know more than you in that topic than you tbh
@limeslush1e
@limeslush1e 6 жыл бұрын
1:48 slazo i think you got whoooshed
@DavidDavid-sd2gd
@DavidDavid-sd2gd 6 жыл бұрын
Grandpa say the story, say the story!!!! Ok..... ... And everybody clapped Wow grandpa
@sobecksisters
@sobecksisters 6 жыл бұрын
My 5 yr old cat just killed a robber and everyone clapped and she got an award and i got one for training her and we're in a book of world records for 'Pet Superhero(s)' and I got an A+ in every test from there on out and my cat is worshipped everywhere in the world and now she is our lord and saviour and we all get anything we want. Like it if you think its fake, don't dislike it if you think its real.
@ender_scythe2879
@ender_scythe2879 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo uploaded, then everyone clapped.
@kedkos7417
@kedkos7417 6 жыл бұрын
That person with the desert deagle probably doesn't even know how to hold a desert eagle
@dragonetafireball
@dragonetafireball 6 жыл бұрын
r/lewronggeneration
@clairebear-96
@clairebear-96 6 жыл бұрын
love the down under snippet at the beginning... because.. you know..... you’re australian...... lmao
@radiohead3852
@radiohead3852 6 жыл бұрын
*AND EVERYONE CLAPPED*
@lil-meowmeow4839
@lil-meowmeow4839 6 жыл бұрын
1:17 THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, SLAZO WTF
@TheunPopularopinionwithSara
@TheunPopularopinionwithSara 6 жыл бұрын
I TAKE A MACHETE IN THE SHOWER WITH ME HAHAHAHAHAH
@thetakeover51
@thetakeover51 6 жыл бұрын
GreenTeaBee 98 YA NEVER KNOW
@Pain-zp2hb
@Pain-zp2hb 6 жыл бұрын
GreenTeaBee 98 hello m'lady i would like you to accompany me on my trip to the world of warcraft museum
@quentinmartjno
@quentinmartjno 4 жыл бұрын
The one about the girl and the president actually reminded me of myself. I used to faint a lot when I was a kid/teen, and because of that I was not really scared or confused when it happened, so I would literally regain consciousness and say stuff like: "well damn, my shirt got dirty, fucking muddy floor" while people rushed to help me
@Bespeon
@Bespeon 6 жыл бұрын
I worship Slazo, who is worse than Satan
@Glassee
@Glassee 6 жыл бұрын
Beth Luna same
@xferal5181
@xferal5181 6 жыл бұрын
There's nothing bad about Papa Satan
@goldcrane7347
@goldcrane7347 5 жыл бұрын
I love the joke at 4:05
@nakkokip
@nakkokip 6 жыл бұрын
I didn't really like the outro song in the beginning but it grew on me because I've binged so many videos of yours. My social life is falling apart, please help.
@tylerluke5332
@tylerluke5332 6 жыл бұрын
True story that happened : I once was walking past a bank and I got a weird feeling. I back flipped through the building wall (made of brick may I add). And there was a robber. He looked really muscular. He started to scream when he saw me. I then pulled the machete from my sock (yes I keep a machete in my sock. A chainsaw in the other). I swung is near him and he ran out screaming. The band then gave me £100000000 and all the girls where throwing themselves at me and then everyone clapped.
@cenni1887
@cenni1887 6 жыл бұрын
Hey did i tell you about that time when everyone started clapping and cheering for me? No? -why do i have no friends?- Well it totally happened
@thebrutusmars
@thebrutusmars 6 жыл бұрын
HeligO I mean To be fair I’ve seen a room full of people all unanimously start clapping for incredibly stupid reasons
@tophholland
@tophholland 6 жыл бұрын
I love the sound effects Slazo makes when it comes to emoji faces.
@Sawamura_
@Sawamura_ 6 жыл бұрын
*SLAZOOO* I missed you
@mr.lithifcation7815
@mr.lithifcation7815 6 жыл бұрын
You know, Slazo actually gave me this video before he uploaded it, I watched it with my Fiancee and she told me it was so cool that I won a million dollars and Slazo himself gave me a high five (and I live in the US), also Martians came and cancelled my student loans. You can trust me, I'm on the internet.
@savannahvance4526
@savannahvance4526 6 жыл бұрын
*and then **_everyone_** clapped*
@IsomerMashups
@IsomerMashups 6 жыл бұрын
Don't laugh -- that's actually happened to me precisely once when I yelled at a very loud table in a crowded restaurant to shut up. The staff didn't clap, mind you, and neither did that table, but all the other customers did.
@rapidgamer9956
@rapidgamer9956 6 жыл бұрын
+Isomer Mashups that happened
@GothMermaidGamer
@GothMermaidGamer 6 жыл бұрын
It's either "maybe it happened but probably not." Or it's so cartoonishly over the top that it makes you wonder how they could possibly be confident that anyone will believe it
@Shazoneable
@Shazoneable 6 жыл бұрын
makeup tutorial next
@aestheick9972
@aestheick9972 6 жыл бұрын
yes
@sour_peckanmix
@sour_peckanmix 6 жыл бұрын
yes 2
@AttonBrown
@AttonBrown 6 жыл бұрын
yes 3
@ahhh6328
@ahhh6328 6 жыл бұрын
Christine yes 4
@nepne5450
@nepne5450 6 жыл бұрын
Yes 5
@LilacStarvix
@LilacStarvix 6 жыл бұрын
Each of these sorts of channels have their memes, Slazo has clean water, SorrowTV has his voice, and Soothouse has EAT PANT.
@SaaMaistaa
@SaaMaistaa 6 жыл бұрын
Do r/indianpeoplefacebook top posts
@snurdburglar6854
@snurdburglar6854 6 жыл бұрын
nooOOO
@thegameres816
@thegameres816 6 жыл бұрын
Poppy Popper you forgot * Help! I need 300$ rn. I am lost in -insert random city name-
@dawreckor
@dawreckor 6 жыл бұрын
I have very rare diseases I need to see under girl dress or I die Sprinkle some spelling and grammatical errors, and you’ve got yourself a well baked Indian Facebook post!
@Urlocalpope
@Urlocalpope 6 жыл бұрын
When he said taking a machete into the shower I thought of how sledgehammer sleeps with his gun, showers with it, flips his pancakes with it and has a bazooka in his trunk
@evanmccarthy933
@evanmccarthy933 6 жыл бұрын
Lol Frappuccinos are made with ice, you don’t make a batch of that at all. That’s like making a batch of milkshakes wtf
@mih6317
@mih6317 6 жыл бұрын
02:15 Bathrooms in an apartment complex are usually connected by a common ventialtion system across all floors and it tends to be hollow, enhancing any sound that comes from any other bathroom in the vertical. I often hear what happens in the bathroom four floors above mine. The one directly sounds as clear as can be also.
@LucileStarlight
@LucileStarlight 6 жыл бұрын
I like these Videos, I like watching them to relax.
@radiohead3852
@radiohead3852 6 жыл бұрын
👍
@Cubester64
@Cubester64 6 жыл бұрын
I agree with this statement.
@christinavanbeek
@christinavanbeek 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo kinda looks like a mix between Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Clay Jensen from 13RW
@alexanderokak5112
@alexanderokak5112 6 жыл бұрын
You know I watched this video before it even came out by hacking into Slazo's PC and streaming it live to my -£4,000- £10,000 gaming rig. I would have put spoilers in the description 1 second after it came out but *I'm a nice guy*
@Butterfly20004
@Butterfly20004 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Okak and everybody clapped for u
@creamypeanutbutterjellygir3321
@creamypeanutbutterjellygir3321 6 жыл бұрын
4:59, OH MY GOSH DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE YAS
@miguelcanizares7522
@miguelcanizares7522 6 жыл бұрын
Rip pyro's twitter
@jimbo2revengeance
@jimbo2revengeance 6 жыл бұрын
Trust me Slazo, in the apartment that i live in, you can hear a guy taking a shit 6 floors below you just because thy didn't bother soundproofing the vent.
@erichlewis960
@erichlewis960 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever had clean water?
@MadeleineSwannSurreal
@MadeleineSwannSurreal 6 жыл бұрын
I once saw an old man shitting on the side of the road. I wish that hadn't happened
@tylerluke5332
@tylerluke5332 6 жыл бұрын
Ahhh. I like the same music as my science teacher so hopefully he will cancel the test next week XD
@justronjay9226
@justronjay9226 5 жыл бұрын
2:52 To be fair, the joke is probably a lot funnier on your wedding night than it is when you're in the middle of a divorce and you've found out your husband cheated on you the day before your anniversary.
@shiwamsingroul1367
@shiwamsingroul1367 6 жыл бұрын
Damn ,,that water looks clean!!
@meaganj5785
@meaganj5785 6 жыл бұрын
Slazo I cannot believe this! I saw your notification for this video on my phone and a random stranger saw the notification from across the street and said “whoa you like slazo?” I said yes of course! And he ran across the street so we could watch the video together, but he got hit by a bus on the way over. I took him to a hospital and before he went into surgery he told me he loved me! That was 3 years ago, we are now married. That man, as you may have already guessed, was Albert Einstein.
@freyathewolf
@freyathewolf 6 жыл бұрын
THAT REALLY HAPPENED THO
@SuperEekie64
@SuperEekie64 6 жыл бұрын
The "Heaven's not my kind of place, anyway" guy posted that in a Metal Gear Solid Fan Club Hardest lad of the century right here
@goldencobra9781
@goldencobra9781 6 жыл бұрын
hottest youtuber ever
@Icheasea_T
@Icheasea_T 6 жыл бұрын
Golden Cobra 😏ah you must be talking about me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@atraxr603
@atraxr603 6 жыл бұрын
If you lit him on fire, yea.
@thesnuggler9606
@thesnuggler9606 6 жыл бұрын
"Le Mayo." LMFAO That was epic.
@juno2949
@juno2949 6 жыл бұрын
Wow that description is so witty and or relevant
@mumemic
@mumemic 6 жыл бұрын
I love that this coffee ~connoisseur~ is visiting the Starbucks and is surprised that his coffee is bad.
@donaldduck7636
@donaldduck7636 6 жыл бұрын
Put a toothpick under your toenails and kick a wall. (dont)
@shinimasu6814
@shinimasu6814 6 жыл бұрын
(Do)
@donaldduck7636
@donaldduck7636 6 жыл бұрын
In the end that sounds like a you problem so ....
@radiohead3852
@radiohead3852 6 жыл бұрын
(Do the don't doing)
@not2be4gotten02
@not2be4gotten02 6 жыл бұрын
Too late
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS 6 жыл бұрын
I did it and everyone clapped so please do you'll be super poppler
@davrulesdawurld
@davrulesdawurld 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah one time I made a Zoolander reference to some of my friends who work at Starbucks. I said "Do you know what will get you through these trying times? Orange mocha frappuccino!" And then they just started at me confused, turns out neither of them have seen Zoolander.
@sehuntiful3223
@sehuntiful3223 6 жыл бұрын
2 ads in one video ? get that money !👏
@iiperplexed3136
@iiperplexed3136 6 жыл бұрын
EXO-L
@Spiritwhisperer11
@Spiritwhisperer11 6 жыл бұрын
I love that you play Blonde Redhead when something "sad" happens 😂
@amethystt727
@amethystt727 6 жыл бұрын
I subbed to Slazo *AND EVERYONE CLAPPED*
@nonaveragejoe0
@nonaveragejoe0 6 жыл бұрын
“Why would you brag about being some nutcase that brings a Desert Eagle to work with him” Since when did open/conceal carrying make you a nutcase? Lmao
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