He protec He attac But most importantly, Everyone clap
@celestial35456 жыл бұрын
Its true, I was there clapping.
@TheBadassRaven6 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing this to put in the comments of every story like this. Just thought I'd warn you. The best supervillains always announce their plans.
@artsyrache6 жыл бұрын
Did everybody cla- oh
@malojstoy5 жыл бұрын
Im stealing this, thanks
@kathy94565 жыл бұрын
Claps.”in Spanish “
@DutchBane6 жыл бұрын
My two year old chihuahua asked me why fat women are being shamed by airplane seats today. He told me everyone is beautiful. Then everybody in my school came to my house, clapped and i got a A+ on my driving test
@RtistiqSkubie6 жыл бұрын
george lightheart you should've got pinned for this.
@ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi17446 жыл бұрын
That Chihuahuas name? Albert Einstein.
@josh8506 жыл бұрын
I have an unoriginal profile picture r/woooosh?
@calus_bath_water6 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser r/wooosh
@karma9016 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser whoosh is when a joke flies pass the victim's head.
@elllisgrey6 жыл бұрын
what’s funny is that my parents got married on april fools‘ day but it’s me who’s the joke.
@Grace-co5qq6 жыл бұрын
GrooveItOrLoseIt *clapping*
@Froggylin3336 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@cristaldiamondmoonsanswife47166 жыл бұрын
sad boi
@vik85966 жыл бұрын
Only works if you were born April 1st as well
@Profile__16 жыл бұрын
Wow that's really sad. Can I get 5,000 likes?
@bionictea43606 жыл бұрын
I toddler in a restaurant was screaming/yelling while hitting her mum. I told him "how would you like it if I hit you?" So I smacked him in the face and chucked him through a window. Everyone began to clap and when the Paramedics and Police came, they began to clap aswell. The mom gave me her phone number and the manager of the restaurant gave me free food for life
@vara485 жыл бұрын
epic
@xbigcolex19125 жыл бұрын
“And everyone in the restaurant clapped”
@detectivedonaldkimball4 жыл бұрын
haters will say it's fake
@Evayasi4 жыл бұрын
Bruh I was the child... F u I'm coming for you man, I broke my legs and now I can't do the fortnite dance. I'll show you the victory royale
@megasparklegoomba68074 жыл бұрын
abandoned by homerlisa **loads AR-15**
@bungo60006 жыл бұрын
This sounds like people writing fanfiction about their own lives.
@thol23246 жыл бұрын
Bungo most underrated comment on this video omg
@rachelhammond30056 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is they are so obviously fake
@AK-jb4oi6 жыл бұрын
bad fanfiction
@thecombonationis6 жыл бұрын
T Hol r/wooosh
@thecombonationis6 жыл бұрын
A K r/wooosh
@evilscarypumpkin48726 жыл бұрын
I recently found a puddle of very clean water on the floor. Is Slazo littering?!?!?!?!?!?!?
@pepperonitestimony72356 жыл бұрын
Did the water clap?
@mitskilvr13946 жыл бұрын
Oh Yea Yea Yea, and the president came to give her a medal. Then the water asked her out and they got married, and the Cookie Monster came and gave him a house to live in, and then Elon Musk adopted them. Then they lived happily ever after.
@C3Pinko6 жыл бұрын
@@mitskilvr1394 Then everyone clapped.
@mom03675 жыл бұрын
That profile pic though
@Purpelspy6 жыл бұрын
"this is one hard core mother fricKer right here" *watch your profanity*
@kuanhulio37006 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches stop fucking cussing
@PARKLEMON6 жыл бұрын
you guys are on thin fucking ice
@PARKLEMON6 жыл бұрын
oh no
@kuanhulio37006 жыл бұрын
PARK bitch didnt i say no more cussing 😤
@redoctoberfruit72536 жыл бұрын
*gives round of applause*
@-zephyressence-20186 жыл бұрын
You should do one of girls that say "oh I'm not wearing make-up, this is all natural" but they're clearly wearing make-up. Those types of posts crack me up. 😂
@iiperplexed31366 жыл бұрын
- Shooting Starlight - I love those hell yeah my dude
@maddiemainer6 жыл бұрын
When I’m wearing a full ass face of makeup and someone asks if I’m wearing makeup I like to just say nope it’s all natural because if you think I grew the glitter on my eyelids or was born with winged eyeliner u gotta be a lil dumb. Also what’s the point of wearing makeup if people can’t tell ur wearing it ????
@-zephyressence-20186 жыл бұрын
maddiemainer Oh I just mean the ones that try to make it seem like it's natural beauty. (Because trust me there are girls that do) Sarcasm doesn't count. Haha. ;D
@atomicdancer6 жыл бұрын
maddiemainer never go full ass face
@cadenwerner39306 жыл бұрын
Ooo, I like those posts, I dig into their bullshit like pressure-cooked chicken during dinner.
@sweatysocks82146 жыл бұрын
In second grade I told my teacher who was being rude that she was being mean and dumb. No one clapped and I was sent home early.
@azadanzans53594 жыл бұрын
How did 120 people like this and no one has replied
@sinistrality78833 жыл бұрын
@@azadanzans5359 they like it and they don't have anything to say about it? like, duh?
@azadanzans53593 жыл бұрын
@@sinistrality7883 Wow, you are so smart, thank you for telling me, I would've never figured it out with your help, I am truly enlightened
@isabelagatewood80326 жыл бұрын
I went on a killing rampage earlier and an officer approached me. I was wearing headphones while killing everyone on site, and I was listening to some rap music so the officer let me off with a warning
@maximummoisture23116 жыл бұрын
Then the dead bodies clapped
@RadioactiveMilk5 жыл бұрын
spotlight uh
@blakebluedragon5 жыл бұрын
So you were playing gta?
@hoonterofhoonters65886 жыл бұрын
In all fairness many horror movies would turn out differently if everyone showered with their machetes.
@flaviottyd6 жыл бұрын
yeah, the monster-or-whatever wouldn't have to carry one around for themself
@hoonterofhoonters65886 жыл бұрын
In all horror movies there's a woman in a shower and then whoever comes over and shanks her. It's never that there's a spoopy boy in a the shower waiting for the unexpectant and helpless woman. Actually, now that I think about it horror movie victims are so helpless that the could be staring at an incapacitated spooper with a weapon in hand and they would do nothing but scream, so your point might be true.
@jonmkl6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, all I could think was “If that story WAS real, it’s a good thing they were carrying.... but... a desert eagle??”
@kataysu6 жыл бұрын
Hoonter of hoonters our machetes
@RED-hb1di6 жыл бұрын
What's the big deal about a baby deagle? The dude likes that gun and Calibur so what? It's not like it's a 500 Magnum or something.
@th0rn36 жыл бұрын
I haven't had a flu shot in years! I'm currently lying in bed dying from every disease known to man. But at least I didn't get autism from those damn flu shots!
@Butterfly200046 жыл бұрын
Black Eagle me too! Right now I’m a ghost because I died from the flu....but at least I’m not in hell from those shots!
@artsyrache6 жыл бұрын
Oh I’ve been dead for ten years!
@shadowcultist6 жыл бұрын
I haven't had a flu shot in years because I'm too lazy to go get one
@Kat-hb8db6 жыл бұрын
And everyone clapped
@nightfuryyassamaru16836 жыл бұрын
@@shadowcultist Haven't got my flu shots cuz .. they charge 10$ for it. TOO BROKE.
@brandonninomtz3366 жыл бұрын
Maaan that water looks clean
@Pixelator02016 жыл бұрын
Brandonino Mtz *the frappuccino isn't tho*
@gavinthacher11116 жыл бұрын
*Funny comment* AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED!!!!😤😤😤😤😤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅💦💦💦💦
@1assassyn6 жыл бұрын
So true
@voyagereternal116 жыл бұрын
Hello I am friend may I have some bepsi
@coragraves60436 жыл бұрын
👏🏻
@AOTOM3826 жыл бұрын
Gavin Thacher MUDA!
@JiffyJelly5 жыл бұрын
Do you have a dream?
@omaranimationsbr6 жыл бұрын
When I liked this video everyone clapped!
@cimlyanimations68286 жыл бұрын
Omar Animations o hi lol
@omaranimationsbr6 жыл бұрын
CimlyAnimations o hi mark
@ThatNormalBunny6 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@no-yo8hj6 жыл бұрын
True story.
@alexandrasteves38476 жыл бұрын
*claps*
@BruhurB6826 жыл бұрын
*casually* "well, I'm going to worship Satan"
@Satan-lb8pu5 жыл бұрын
And then I clapped.
@sarah-ph9wm6 жыл бұрын
"Mom! I'm gonna marry Slazo!" "Of course you can't!" "Why not?" "Says god!" *"then I will worship slazo"*
@callumkayley-e5w6 жыл бұрын
did everybody clap
@shrekpaidaisuki49126 жыл бұрын
Give me your address, I'll mail you $100%
@mechakoitsu96 жыл бұрын
Aren't god and slazo the same thing though?
@vireo25436 жыл бұрын
And then everyone clapped.
@annkathr6 жыл бұрын
*face shines with confidence* *starts clapping and cheering* *bulge grows larger*
@andreacrystal25886 жыл бұрын
Here is the just of that thread. This is what like all of the stories are like: I was on the subway, and a little old lady was asking this dude if he would give her his seat. He refused. Nobody wanted to speak up for the granny because the dude was giant and threatening! I stepped up to the plate and said “Give her the seat or karma will catch up to you” He stood up and walked over to me winding up to punch me. But I knew what he was going to do so I grabbed his wrist, snapped it, and flipped him over my back onto the ground, pulled out a katana from my holster and held it to his neck. When I let him go, he whimpered and hid in the corner! The entire subway started applauding me and lifting me up in the air! Then Ghandi and Jesus came over to me to congratulate and thank me!
@xunox93046 жыл бұрын
That's retarded and not even close to these.
@bayleymalloy26336 жыл бұрын
(X)
@Lucy8HOX2006 жыл бұрын
One time I was just casually walking down the street, and I saw 70000 girls being hit by 140000 men. In one punch, I punched them all and they all started crying! Then they said sorry and ran away. Then, all 70000 girls wanted to date me! I said yes and then *everyone clapped*
@Mexch-ob7df5 жыл бұрын
@@Lucy8HOX200 and then you clapped everyone
@slevemcdichael52746 жыл бұрын
6 year old kid looking at Mom’s ID card. Sex: F He laughs Mom: What’s so funny? Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it. Husband died *of mesothelioma*
@thebrutusmars6 жыл бұрын
Chris Casella Have you or a loved one been diagnosed with mesothelioma? You could be entitled to financial compensation
@Evayasi4 жыл бұрын
@@thebrutusmars you damn con! I lost my money!
@BigPuddin2 жыл бұрын
@@thebrutusmars GIVE US BACK OUR MONEY, YOU FOUL CHARLATAN
@sunnieA6 жыл бұрын
Frappachinos are nice, but have you ever tasted *ICE SOUP* ?
@iiperplexed31366 жыл бұрын
ImDone *Badum tssss* Hold up I got one - If sex with 3 people is a threesome And sex with 2 peoples a twosome *Then I know why they call you world wide handsome*
@sunnieA6 жыл бұрын
xXxBlueLuluxXx BA DUM TSS
@1assassyn6 жыл бұрын
@@iiperplexed3136 oh wow
@vidzeerox6 жыл бұрын
Honey, it's called river sauce.
@unknownbyself6 жыл бұрын
Vidhi Basu No, it's called snowman blood.
@cimlyanimations68286 жыл бұрын
Slazo uploaded and then everyone clapped
@joshuanorman26 жыл бұрын
No you don't get it these are FAKE stories
@cimlyanimations68286 жыл бұрын
Boshua Borman slazo uploaded a good video and then everyone clapped amirite
@asimplefarmer67476 жыл бұрын
CimlyAnimations *YUM*
@r3aperch4n256 жыл бұрын
fuckin tru
@sinandcyanide75056 жыл бұрын
CimlyAnimations *and cheered.
@yessslawwwd42146 жыл бұрын
But is ur water T H I C C?
@sussyboy43326 жыл бұрын
Yesss Lawwwd idk, i know its clean thats all
@loganpalmer71326 жыл бұрын
No but its clean
@georgianeville9566 жыл бұрын
i take a *maCHetE INto tHe sHOWeR*
@speckoflight3336 жыл бұрын
georgia neville i take a *toaster* into the shower.
@jdotleaf6 жыл бұрын
A good amount of these are the scenerios that go on in WhiteKnights heads when they "respecc" women
@dokidoki7776 жыл бұрын
_If a child rapes an adult the adult gets arrested._ *You ever think about that?*
@pandorion87416 жыл бұрын
Doki Doki HmmMMMmMMMmMMMmM’s’d’t’ve
@theprophetofthepastagod56336 жыл бұрын
Doki Doki 🤔Hmmmmmmm🤔mmmmmmm🤔
@retrodudegaming59816 жыл бұрын
Doki Doki oh shitt
@zainubsheikh81986 жыл бұрын
It's usually because, people say that the teacher should be 'mature enough' to stop it going that far and putting herself/himself in that situation which is completely bogus because if it was actual rape ( sex/sexual acts without permission) it shouldn't matter the kid should go to jail but if it was statutory rape (where it's only classes as 'rape' because the child is underage and therefore not old enough to make his/her own decisions) then I think it makes sense
@ananimoselty22346 жыл бұрын
So that's why the person I was raping got arrested.
@iwilleatyourchildrenjames57976 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what you really happened at the story on 8:08. I was enjoying a lovely holiday in America and get on the bus. And this girl is obviously arguing with her boyfriend about normal couple shit. So the guy sitting next to the girl snatches the phone and tells the boyfriend to be at his girlfriend's stop. The man then hangs up the phone while the girl sits there looking annoyed. So we get to the stop and the boyfriend just punches the guy in the face. The girl and her boyfriend walk off to where I'm assuming is their home. And so I had also gotten off at that stop and I just walk backwards with my middle fingers up at the guy, then I turn around and run. So there, now you know the real story.
@aurorasparks19856 жыл бұрын
3:59 >Metal Gear Solid Fan Club
@biggussmokus6 жыл бұрын
the joke is so obvious it hurts that he missed it
@escapefromtibet25306 жыл бұрын
Aurora Sparks yeah. Slazo fricked up
@theallaroundnerd98896 жыл бұрын
I know.
@Holloesoulz6 жыл бұрын
whooosh
@TheGateShallStand6 жыл бұрын
BIG CHINA MAN who's getting whoooshed over here?
@haleypirio9216 жыл бұрын
For the seizure one I do believe the gist of it. My dad has seizures and I've witnessed one. During the recovery period I asked him the standard questions (do you know your name, where are we, what year is it, etc.) and one of them is "who is the president." He wasn't speaking yet but he managed to roll his eyes. My mom told me he has done a variation of this twice before with paramedics. Made one of them crack a smile apparently. My dad gets a kick out of hearing what answers he's given during the recovery period.
@monkeynews55076 жыл бұрын
Hey you copied slazo, he made a video on this a while ago
@soulsaversaras.r.s39566 жыл бұрын
NonDairyWolf LOL I loved this
@AnimeProfileP1c6 жыл бұрын
*nO U IDIoT tHiS iS slAzO!!1!11*
@josh8506 жыл бұрын
AnimeProfilePicture r/woooosh?
@AnimeProfileP1c6 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser nope
@rinalds16206 жыл бұрын
Racoon Loser r/woooshception?
@bananas71266 жыл бұрын
Alot of these sound like a trash anime
@hiitsnicetomeetyou6 жыл бұрын
Why is the title screaming at me
@gordonfreemanthesemendemon18056 жыл бұрын
Why do the voices scream at me
@hiitsnicetomeetyou6 жыл бұрын
Gordon Freeman The Semen Demon They want to be free
@catastroph38526 жыл бұрын
I feel really offended and violated of my human rights. The title screaming at me is sexual abuse. I feel threatened and this is absurd
@midnightmushrooms11416 жыл бұрын
Whatever you do, don't free the voices
@SamanthaPortUkulele6 жыл бұрын
SO IT IS EASIER FOR ELDERLY PEOPLE TO READ AND IT'S EASIER TO TYPE TOO BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRESS THE SHIFT KEY WITH THE ARTHRITIS IN YOUR HANDS (in case you don't get it, it's an r/oldpeoplefacebook reference)
@tsemiu6 жыл бұрын
One time I was walking by a bank and noticed 10 huge body builder types trying to break in. One guy was actually bending the iron door to get in! Well, my father taught me to always do what's right when I see someone breaking the law. So I took off my glasses and launched my 120lb body at the group of giants! I blocked two incoming punches with my forearm did a spinning heel kick and knocked them out. The guy bending the iron door lunged at me so I did the splits going between his legs dodging his attack. I jumped up to see his sledge hammer fist inches from my face but I caught it with my hand and forced him to punch himself in the face 2 times then I gave him a right hook knocking him out. The other guys ran away screaming. When the cops got there they played back to video and saw my heroic act and gave me a standing ovation. I put my glasses back on and said "I dont need recognition. I'm just happy I was there to stop it." The bank tried to give me a million dollars as a reward but I told them no. I want to stay humble. Then everyone clapped.
@fis83646 жыл бұрын
and then the bank *clapped*
@zhonglisimp17756 жыл бұрын
One time I clicked on a slazo video in public. One guy came up to me with a massive grin and knocked my phone out of my hand. I proceeded to get my desert eagle out and pointed it right to his face. Now there was a crowd around me. He proceeded to scramble off and pick up my phone, walking over to me in shame and handing it back. “I’m really sorry” he muttered and ran off, as everyone cheered.
@sussyboy43326 жыл бұрын
mayo i gonna worship satan
@nope98856 жыл бұрын
Love you profile picture.
@ghoulishgam3r5086 жыл бұрын
Should just be called r/andeveryonecheered
@gjones92825 жыл бұрын
No, it should be r/andtheneveryoneclapped
@Purpelspy6 жыл бұрын
honestly 99% of the text posts in tumblr never happened lmao
@alexblake34556 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches I keep seeing you everywhere
@cameronfox44016 жыл бұрын
Tumblr never happened, jeb Bush is behind all the accounts
@brakis03756 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches no shit
@yahshuavalencia69736 жыл бұрын
R/wooosh
@velveteen._.rabbit6 жыл бұрын
shy shy shy, bitches SHY SHY SHY
@RetroPlus6 жыл бұрын
I knew that r/pyrocynical one was for jokes and gags!
@ghoulh34rt3d6 жыл бұрын
All these are true i was the clap
@eerielconstantine50516 жыл бұрын
I was the fly on the wall, I know this to be true
@iiperplexed31366 жыл бұрын
This was so great I clapped
@layla-qr9cv6 жыл бұрын
it’s true i was the dust in the air
@ChronicallyJess6 жыл бұрын
I have the clap. Wait what.
@sonoflethal6 жыл бұрын
It's true! I was the Lord and saviour , Jesus Christ
@natalido73726 жыл бұрын
When the bus driver stays parked at a bus stop just so all passengers can see the outcome of your EPIC FIGHT
@riotbreaker35066 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early Slazo was 17
@Purpelspy6 жыл бұрын
Riot Breaker he's 18 now?? when was his birthday?
@riotbreaker35066 жыл бұрын
idk, but it'll make sense in the future.
@GustoStCool6 жыл бұрын
He's clearly 45.
@smoldream29086 жыл бұрын
Riot Breaker thinking ahead, I see. Good jobu
@lucyk89356 жыл бұрын
.... i thought he was like 15
@slingbladefrenchfries30076 жыл бұрын
The absolute weapon
@NZZN_6 жыл бұрын
I Took a breath and everybody on earth clapped.
@babygoose87166 жыл бұрын
I have a six year old and I can confirm (at least where I live) that they do not do grading with letters in kindergarten. They get smiley faces and a number grade on spelling tests. Even on progress reports and report cards, it’s things like “P” for progressing and “M” for mastered.
@thedotgamer95926 жыл бұрын
Staying hydrated...by clean water
@thedotgamer95926 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@radiohead38526 жыл бұрын
Ýes
@musik3506 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@cadmiumcult6 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@weirdlittlecritter6 жыл бұрын
Damn that water looks clean
@flyingtoad13706 жыл бұрын
One time I was at Disneyland with Beyoncé and while we were walking around I saw a Leonardo Di Vinci getting mugged by four bears. I knocked them out cold and was then everyone clapped. Leonardo was so thankful and gave me the Mona Lisa for free. I even got a handshake from Obama and Queen Elizabeth.
@chistinelane6 жыл бұрын
P Y R O C Y N I C A L
@millah4686 жыл бұрын
L E A F Y I S H E R E
@IshanMisraBEAST6 жыл бұрын
W I L L N E
@larkeyyy49426 жыл бұрын
M E M E U L O U S
@TheSoup2222226 жыл бұрын
Penis, You Ready to Orgasm?
@memeinformationandreviews93816 жыл бұрын
Watch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videosWatch my videos
@Coyotehaus5 жыл бұрын
Someone: *breathes in* Everyone: claps. person gets a Nobel peace prize. Albert Einstein comes to shake the person's hand every celebrity asks to marry them. The entire population of russia starts worshipping them. they go to space.
@HyruleHeroHan6 жыл бұрын
ANDTHENEVERYBODYCLAPPED
@LinksYTLink6 жыл бұрын
Sorrow TV: did everybody clap did everybody clap
@finalbossi73196 жыл бұрын
Link DID EVERYBODY CLAP?!!
@LinksYTLink6 жыл бұрын
Worldfinder I DID EVERYBODY CLAP!?!!!?
@joshuawinegar25836 жыл бұрын
There are some pretty "advanced" 6 year olds tbh. I've heard some in the neighborhood talking about some pretty gross shit
@felzzer39436 жыл бұрын
We're just gonna slide past you saying, "cus I thought I could bully them a bit."?
@chipskylark55006 жыл бұрын
@@felzzer3943 lmaooooo he was smooth
@felzzer39436 жыл бұрын
@@chipskylark5500 Right?
@idiothoe54216 жыл бұрын
Joshua Winegar my six year old cousin calls me a poo head lmao there are no six years olds that advanced
@JabariMore6 жыл бұрын
Mariá Martinéz dude, some six year olds know more than you in that topic than you tbh
@limeslush1e6 жыл бұрын
1:48 slazo i think you got whoooshed
@DavidDavid-sd2gd6 жыл бұрын
Grandpa say the story, say the story!!!! Ok..... ... And everybody clapped Wow grandpa
@sobecksisters6 жыл бұрын
My 5 yr old cat just killed a robber and everyone clapped and she got an award and i got one for training her and we're in a book of world records for 'Pet Superhero(s)' and I got an A+ in every test from there on out and my cat is worshipped everywhere in the world and now she is our lord and saviour and we all get anything we want. Like it if you think its fake, don't dislike it if you think its real.
@ender_scythe28796 жыл бұрын
Slazo uploaded, then everyone clapped.
@kedkos74176 жыл бұрын
That person with the desert deagle probably doesn't even know how to hold a desert eagle
@dragonetafireball6 жыл бұрын
r/lewronggeneration
@clairebear-966 жыл бұрын
love the down under snippet at the beginning... because.. you know..... you’re australian...... lmao
@radiohead38526 жыл бұрын
*AND EVERYONE CLAPPED*
@lil-meowmeow48396 жыл бұрын
1:17 THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, SLAZO WTF
@TheunPopularopinionwithSara6 жыл бұрын
I TAKE A MACHETE IN THE SHOWER WITH ME HAHAHAHAHAH
@thetakeover516 жыл бұрын
GreenTeaBee 98 YA NEVER KNOW
@Pain-zp2hb6 жыл бұрын
GreenTeaBee 98 hello m'lady i would like you to accompany me on my trip to the world of warcraft museum
@quentinmartjno4 жыл бұрын
The one about the girl and the president actually reminded me of myself. I used to faint a lot when I was a kid/teen, and because of that I was not really scared or confused when it happened, so I would literally regain consciousness and say stuff like: "well damn, my shirt got dirty, fucking muddy floor" while people rushed to help me
@Bespeon6 жыл бұрын
I worship Slazo, who is worse than Satan
@Glassee6 жыл бұрын
Beth Luna same
@xferal51816 жыл бұрын
There's nothing bad about Papa Satan
@goldcrane73475 жыл бұрын
I love the joke at 4:05
@nakkokip6 жыл бұрын
I didn't really like the outro song in the beginning but it grew on me because I've binged so many videos of yours. My social life is falling apart, please help.
@tylerluke53326 жыл бұрын
True story that happened : I once was walking past a bank and I got a weird feeling. I back flipped through the building wall (made of brick may I add). And there was a robber. He looked really muscular. He started to scream when he saw me. I then pulled the machete from my sock (yes I keep a machete in my sock. A chainsaw in the other). I swung is near him and he ran out screaming. The band then gave me £100000000 and all the girls where throwing themselves at me and then everyone clapped.
@cenni18876 жыл бұрын
Hey did i tell you about that time when everyone started clapping and cheering for me? No? -why do i have no friends?- Well it totally happened
@thebrutusmars6 жыл бұрын
HeligO I mean To be fair I’ve seen a room full of people all unanimously start clapping for incredibly stupid reasons
@tophholland6 жыл бұрын
I love the sound effects Slazo makes when it comes to emoji faces.
@Sawamura_6 жыл бұрын
*SLAZOOO* I missed you
@mr.lithifcation78156 жыл бұрын
You know, Slazo actually gave me this video before he uploaded it, I watched it with my Fiancee and she told me it was so cool that I won a million dollars and Slazo himself gave me a high five (and I live in the US), also Martians came and cancelled my student loans. You can trust me, I'm on the internet.
@savannahvance45266 жыл бұрын
*and then **_everyone_** clapped*
@IsomerMashups6 жыл бұрын
Don't laugh -- that's actually happened to me precisely once when I yelled at a very loud table in a crowded restaurant to shut up. The staff didn't clap, mind you, and neither did that table, but all the other customers did.
@rapidgamer99566 жыл бұрын
+Isomer Mashups that happened
@GothMermaidGamer6 жыл бұрын
It's either "maybe it happened but probably not." Or it's so cartoonishly over the top that it makes you wonder how they could possibly be confident that anyone will believe it
@Shazoneable6 жыл бұрын
makeup tutorial next
@aestheick99726 жыл бұрын
yes
@sour_peckanmix6 жыл бұрын
yes 2
@AttonBrown6 жыл бұрын
yes 3
@ahhh63286 жыл бұрын
Christine yes 4
@nepne54506 жыл бұрын
Yes 5
@LilacStarvix6 жыл бұрын
Each of these sorts of channels have their memes, Slazo has clean water, SorrowTV has his voice, and Soothouse has EAT PANT.
@SaaMaistaa6 жыл бұрын
Do r/indianpeoplefacebook top posts
@snurdburglar68546 жыл бұрын
nooOOO
@thegameres8166 жыл бұрын
Poppy Popper you forgot * Help! I need 300$ rn. I am lost in -insert random city name-
@dawreckor6 жыл бұрын
I have very rare diseases I need to see under girl dress or I die Sprinkle some spelling and grammatical errors, and you’ve got yourself a well baked Indian Facebook post!
@Urlocalpope6 жыл бұрын
When he said taking a machete into the shower I thought of how sledgehammer sleeps with his gun, showers with it, flips his pancakes with it and has a bazooka in his trunk
@evanmccarthy9336 жыл бұрын
Lol Frappuccinos are made with ice, you don’t make a batch of that at all. That’s like making a batch of milkshakes wtf
@mih63176 жыл бұрын
02:15 Bathrooms in an apartment complex are usually connected by a common ventialtion system across all floors and it tends to be hollow, enhancing any sound that comes from any other bathroom in the vertical. I often hear what happens in the bathroom four floors above mine. The one directly sounds as clear as can be also.
@LucileStarlight6 жыл бұрын
I like these Videos, I like watching them to relax.
@radiohead38526 жыл бұрын
👍
@Cubester646 жыл бұрын
I agree with this statement.
@christinavanbeek6 жыл бұрын
Slazo kinda looks like a mix between Cameron Frye from Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Clay Jensen from 13RW
@alexanderokak51126 жыл бұрын
You know I watched this video before it even came out by hacking into Slazo's PC and streaming it live to my -£4,000- £10,000 gaming rig. I would have put spoilers in the description 1 second after it came out but *I'm a nice guy*
@Butterfly200046 жыл бұрын
Alexander Okak and everybody clapped for u
@creamypeanutbutterjellygir33216 жыл бұрын
4:59, OH MY GOSH DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE YAS
@miguelcanizares75226 жыл бұрын
Rip pyro's twitter
@jimbo2revengeance6 жыл бұрын
Trust me Slazo, in the apartment that i live in, you can hear a guy taking a shit 6 floors below you just because thy didn't bother soundproofing the vent.
@erichlewis9606 жыл бұрын
Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever had clean water?
@MadeleineSwannSurreal6 жыл бұрын
I once saw an old man shitting on the side of the road. I wish that hadn't happened
@tylerluke53326 жыл бұрын
Ahhh. I like the same music as my science teacher so hopefully he will cancel the test next week XD
@justronjay92265 жыл бұрын
2:52 To be fair, the joke is probably a lot funnier on your wedding night than it is when you're in the middle of a divorce and you've found out your husband cheated on you the day before your anniversary.
@shiwamsingroul13676 жыл бұрын
Damn ,,that water looks clean!!
@meaganj57856 жыл бұрын
Slazo I cannot believe this! I saw your notification for this video on my phone and a random stranger saw the notification from across the street and said “whoa you like slazo?” I said yes of course! And he ran across the street so we could watch the video together, but he got hit by a bus on the way over. I took him to a hospital and before he went into surgery he told me he loved me! That was 3 years ago, we are now married. That man, as you may have already guessed, was Albert Einstein.
@freyathewolf6 жыл бұрын
THAT REALLY HAPPENED THO
@SuperEekie646 жыл бұрын
The "Heaven's not my kind of place, anyway" guy posted that in a Metal Gear Solid Fan Club Hardest lad of the century right here
@goldencobra97816 жыл бұрын
hottest youtuber ever
@Icheasea_T6 жыл бұрын
Golden Cobra 😏ah you must be talking about me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@atraxr6036 жыл бұрын
If you lit him on fire, yea.
@thesnuggler96066 жыл бұрын
"Le Mayo." LMFAO That was epic.
@juno29496 жыл бұрын
Wow that description is so witty and or relevant
@mumemic6 жыл бұрын
I love that this coffee ~connoisseur~ is visiting the Starbucks and is surprised that his coffee is bad.
@donaldduck76366 жыл бұрын
Put a toothpick under your toenails and kick a wall. (dont)
@shinimasu68146 жыл бұрын
(Do)
@donaldduck76366 жыл бұрын
In the end that sounds like a you problem so ....
@radiohead38526 жыл бұрын
(Do the don't doing)
@not2be4gotten026 жыл бұрын
Too late
@JeevesAnthrozaurUS6 жыл бұрын
I did it and everyone clapped so please do you'll be super poppler
@davrulesdawurld6 жыл бұрын
Yeah one time I made a Zoolander reference to some of my friends who work at Starbucks. I said "Do you know what will get you through these trying times? Orange mocha frappuccino!" And then they just started at me confused, turns out neither of them have seen Zoolander.
@sehuntiful32236 жыл бұрын
2 ads in one video ? get that money !👏
@iiperplexed31366 жыл бұрын
EXO-L
@Spiritwhisperer116 жыл бұрын
I love that you play Blonde Redhead when something "sad" happens 😂
@amethystt7276 жыл бұрын
I subbed to Slazo *AND EVERYONE CLAPPED*
@nonaveragejoe06 жыл бұрын
“Why would you brag about being some nutcase that brings a Desert Eagle to work with him” Since when did open/conceal carrying make you a nutcase? Lmao