R. Kelly, Keemstar, My Mom Exposed - H3TV #9

[@christinewalsh3043]

The important thing to remember about 'conjugal visits' is they are often 'family visits.' My father was in prison for ten years for drug and counterfeit charges. We had 48-72 hour visits with my father every few months in a trailer at the prison. The trailer was set up like a small house. It allowed me to hug my father, to have him tuck me in for a few nights growing up. It allowed him to hold my baby brother, watch him learn to walk and talk. It kept my parents marriage alive. My father is now a vet tech/ veterinary nurse. He's been sober for 20 years.

[@KendaMakesThings]

Thank you for sharing that story. 💞 Congratulations on your father's sobriety!!! That's really awesome!!!! 😁

[@bbbildhuu]

What was he sentenced for?

[@christinewalsh3043]

@@KendaMakesThings Thanks. He's a wonderful person, and I'm forever lucky to call him my father.

[@PageShearling]

That's so good ❤ I have a 3 year old daughter and I can't imagine our family being divided by prison.

[@LemonLoafEucharist]

@@bbbildhuu the comment says drug and counterfeit charges

[@BuyPepsiBlue]

Suggestion for Zach: Make the godfather part of the buzzer slightly longer every episode but don’t say that you’re doing it.

[@shania9528]

I was so thinking this but it has to be in micro-seconds and subtle 😂

[@hahha832]

Yesssss

[@palomas9559]

Such a good idea 😄

[@neverenoughneveragain9894]

Jim Halpert level

[@christinecannibal844]

Dm him this please and delete this comment before the crew sees it lol!!

[@yesno238]

when AB said “no way Jose” while on thephone with Jose and no one laughed I lold

[@AM-gt1yt]

Me too 😂

[@Bubbijs]

Same he always has jokes that fly under the radar

[@aynala8095]

I like how Hila guessed "Hair" on something Ethan's the most confident about during that one frenemies couple guessing thing and flash forward months after, Ethan's hairline has been made the ultimate treasure of h3 lore

[@hannahmiller6793]

omg yes. he was like when have i ever talked about my hair. and now it’s all he says HAHAHAH

[@joaquim7760]

He went from being the foot lord to hairline king

[@aynala8095]

@@hannahmiller6793 queen Hila knows best, she knew all along

[@jk97883]

Someone should make wikihairline

[@simp1594]

Just shows you how much she loves him 💕

[@tobystevens8531]

Ian is like full on camera team in one person, he switches hella fast like even before someone talks!!! The podcast quality is constantly getting better and everyone in the cast is absolutely fabulous, PEACE and LOVE folks, peace and love.

[@notsowisegirl]

that amazes me as well how he switches before someone even talks!! that takes insane skill and attention

[@jk97883]

I thought it was auto generated at first. He’s that good

[@auroranorling]

It so good you’re questioning if it’s actually live 😅

[@sophiawohl]

And you remember when they used to complain that Ian didn't talk much? That is why.

[@daugintas1]

Settel down okey?

[@emanuelerobert4128]

The keemstar HUH soundbite has got to be my favourite by far, it legit gets me everytime

[@emanuelerobert4128]

And it was used in a book HUH

[@lexithomason8656]

it’s so good

[@lilgigglezXO]

I'm happy I'm not the only one

[@Emily-lu6rc]

The missed opportunity to cast Samuel Jackson as Trisha

[@thugnastykathy]

this made me LOL should’ve done a morph.😩🤣

[@diane9812]

Jack black would work too.

[@yulisantoyo5517]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nevaehh5000]

💀💀

[@joshentertainment2]

She isn't part of h3 do you know trisha looks like a down version of rihanna

[@Clisare]

As a European, I need you guys to fly Love to the USA and vlog bringing him to eat everywhere we don’t have

[@littymacc]

I second this!!!

[@brown_gurl]

Fr, mans deserves all the options 😞😭

[@hannamiller8749]

its still pretty bad here pandemic wise they probably don't want to take him from his eutopia

[@vinkulelu5589]

YES!! As a finn i would love to see that!

[@ellemarr7234]

Love vs. Food would be brilliant

[@Mugenmush]

I genuinely hope that the Godfather schtick never goes away. The entire crew groaning about it while Ethan goes on and on is never not funny to me.

[@alejandromavarez164]

Artie

[@dylan-tristamoores2077]

I’d kill for Hila to take over one tho, she’s the true godfather.

[@comradezangief4794]

It cracks me up every time

[@BriRena33]

It’s the best

[@butterflyheminger]

"You come to me.. this day, on KZbin.. in my comment section, and comment with a comment..," 🤌🤌

[@matibolinho]

Ethan yelling at Dan for speaking over him while AB laughs has siblings energy

[@anonymous2457]

Yeah that made me mad because in the new show Ethan literally didn’t let hasaan finish a single sentence by screaming like random sounds, but Dan is actually adding to the conversation and he gets yelled at lmao.

[@paulinezugzwang1773]

@@anonymous2457 it was a joke, he addressed it in the ad break

[@Ryuomaa]

Timestamp?

[@anonymous2457]

@@paulinezugzwang1773 timestamp

[@elsie91xo]

30:23

[@yuliiza]

MAIN TOPIC TIMESTAMPS 3:52 - h3 movie 14:04 - there's no such thing as a coincidence 25:34 - r. kelly 39:22 - the leftovers haters 43:31 - comedian 50:43 - denny's 54:51 - ryan kavanaugh 1:00:10 - keemstar 1:11:19 - judge ethan 1:26:38 - alpha males 1:38:46 - donna exposed 1:54:12 - videogamedunkey 2:03:07 - keem & durte dom 2:07:23 - crazy clips 2:12:25 - fan art 2:24:02 - hall and oates 2:29:07 - lil huddy meal 2:34:47 - family channel 2:46:29 - prince ea 3:04:00 - patrice willson

[@Maya_Si]

You are the real MVP.

[@ejsloop4675]

thank you thank you

[@x.Aura.x]

thank you thank you with peace n love peace n love shoutout to timestampsguy wherever he is now, I used to watch joe rogan before he left for spotify and that guy never missed an episode ✌💓 thinkin of you my dude

[@ancutsa23]

peace and love

[@pink2nt47]

Doing the lords work

[@MariaMartinez-ob2zp]

I'm formerly incarcerated and prisons do not rehabilitate. Thanks Ethan for speaking out on the inhumane ways people are treated. Peace and love 💞

[@laurlaur2638]

The whole bit about Ethan driving his Bentley to a Denny’s at 4AM by himself and ripping ass is hilarious to me

[@kevinriley962]

Just the image of him all alone, chowing down on a burger and farting super loud in the middle of dennys is too good

[@Sbs349]

Hahaha ik I cried laughing

[@looksmaxxxine]

Rolls Royce* Ethan got that big Cully 🔥

[@80v84]

I swear about a year and a half ago I kept hearing the same story but it was supposedly in a Walmart. Anyone else know what I’m talking about?

[@kevindube7096]

@@urbangoose2192 that video is so perfect, I’m glad you mentioned it because I thought I was dreaming

[@DannietheSWAMPY]

Honestly the godfather thing after the buzzer is pure GOLD. Please don't feel down about it Zach, it literally had me in hysterics 😂

[@Sif_theGreatGreyWolf]

Lmao, we love you Zach!

[@dominickdarpino5584]

I knew it was you fredo

[@jackpot5115]

How is that “pure GOLD” lol ?

[@frosty_teacup]

It really makes it special and exclusive to H3 😂

[@OHMYFREAKINGTACOS]

When??

[@PeachyRosesxc]

Cam must have been sitting their like a kid listening to their divorced parents argue about who has to take him to basketball practice LOL

[@missylosardo8686]

AB saying: “ no way jose” and being ignored to then say “thank you everyone” and being ignored for a second time was so funny and not talked about

[@Naejakire3]

Or when they were talking about how they'd rather get paid better than get life insurance from an employer and he said, "my wife can figure it out herself" or something like that 😂

[@Thejackranger]

1:34:40 timestamp because it needs to be appreciated

[@IWoreTheWrongShoes]

Lmaoooo why do they hate him ??!? I’m so done 😂😂

[@MiyaGeorginaJoi]

Team AB XXX

[@borromorro]

What does ab do on the show?

[@staynielherbayn657]

Zach is getting scarily good at timing his soundbites.

[@Philosophical24]

Agreed, always got me laughing

[@ReplicateReality]

He is a master of his craft

[@21jd_]

the yoko soundbites before i even realized the topic had gone there like wtf he literally pulled that faster than i was comprehending and i was wheezing

[@petrichorweather350]

Its like he knows whats gonna happen b4 it happens

[@populousmass]

32:07 case in point 😂

[@roseharvey2664]

Has Love given Cameron a lift home? As part of the team he needs to pull his weight

[@kateposts]

fr he has built-in wheels there’s no excuse

[@single_use_planet_]

truly disappointing

[@LadyAurian]

Underrated comment. Pure gold.

[@Atmosphere99]

Seeing the r kelly “do you have your passport” evolve over the years is truly poetic

[@myrtlefanshaw2205]

I've started absentmindedly singing it around the house

[@joshentertainment2]

@Paloma TS you don't know I believe I can fly

[@ProfessionalPUNKER]

Whoever decided to leave in The Godfather sound deserves a 5% raise.

[@l3rady073]

That 5% is astronomical

[@ProfessionalPUNKER]

@@l3rady073 5% means everything.

[@positivedrama1990]

5% is way too much. 5% IS EVERYTHING

[@Tacomans_56]

If he gives ANY of the staff %5 i will walk away from this podcast and make 20 KZbin videos and 50 tiktoks exposing H3

[@frosty_teacup]

I absolutely agree

[@Yvonnechan2192]

Ethan's slow costume transformation in to a judge is everything lol

[@lizziemccartney4297]

caller: *talks about how he’s going through financial troubles and a lawsuit and has no idea what’s going to happen to his house* ethan: “i got a new wig, look at my wig”

[@bluudreamz4376]

@@tactical_philanthropy this needs more likes!

[@obxgirl1633]

I noticed this too 😂😂

[@alliestarr7231]

I was dying!!! And then the coat/cape being draped over his shoulders while the caller is clearly in distress 🤣

[@Abitflippant]

I hope the caller reads this. It's the realtors fault. When a house is sold one of the realtors jobs is to set up and see to what is called a "title search" to prevent this exact situation. This is usually paid for by the seller as part of the closing costs and I'm betting it was "overlooked" by the realtor because of that single broker situation. Hopefully they have a real estate attorney and they are going to win the lawsuit.

[@rupruprup8690]

Looooool

[@throast7247]

Ab slowing adding more and more props to judge Ethan as the call progresses is hilarious

[@podersen]

Top tier haha

[@Golden90960]

I was dying 😅😅😅

[@benjamindover6855]

Ab should have never spoken up about not being in the fanarts, now he'll be left out of every single one just for the meme

[@monst3r91]

Take a look at the subreddit lmao

[@savorysoup]

or the only one 🤣

[@borromorro]

Its all getting to his head

[@madisonk2397]

I absolutely stan the foot soldier that has infiltrated triller. That’s hilarious. he was so discrete 😂

[@jwoska15]

What a King 👑

[@T_Ix]

@Makeup Lyfe 55:00

[@SDA-xy3cm]

He confirmed Ryan’s hair is flipped

[@Roxannekohne]

Ugh it’s so awkward… for KAV KAV 😂👏🏼 major props to this foot soldier for successfully being a double agent 👀

[@hippievibes13]

I wish we could have seen the picture

[@TheVanderbone]

Shout out to Dan. Not for anything specifically. Just shout out to Dan.

[@jazz-influent]

Shoutout to his family

[@Lalo-kl1rt]

Shoutout to his family

[@fawn7777]

we LOVE Dan

[@ColumineMiette]

Please stand up.

[@Roxannekohne]

Dans a good man

[@brookemueller699]

TRISHA BEING PLAYED BY DANNY DEVITO WAS SLEPT ON IN THESE COMMENTS 🤣🤣 that had me rolling for a solid two minutes

[@elisa1942]

I had to go back and look cause I missed it and oh my god😂😂😂😂

[@brookemueller699]

@@elisa1942 right??? i cant believe i didn’t see any comments about it before i made one

[@whitykitty2651]

well she said she wanted danny to play her in a movie actually

[@sarahkhan6368]

It got me too lol

[@mollym450]

the caller who made the weinstein joke about kavkav was so clever. incredible 58:46

[@aliciazombie8699]

That was a great call! One of my favorite calls so far.

[@bernadettebread]

at this point we’re getting one rendition of the R Kelly Ethiopia song per episode and honestly I’m here for it

[@cassidybrewer]

Someone needs to make a compilation because they’re slaying me 😂

[@dillincummings8244]

Am I the only one who sings along?!😭😭😭

[@cassandra811]

Lol I skip it, unfortunately it has run its course for me

[@user_27357]

and i’ll never get tired of it

[@bumpasaurus487]

It’s so great it could have its own show 😂🤷‍♂️

[@lyssamceachern]

Ethan and Dan are dads and Zack is their oldest son, AB is the middle child, and Cam is their youngest. Ian is the fun uncle.

[@triangularshape8399]

To me Zack is Ian and Ian is Zack 😂

[@adiahcondee1377]

Uncle zack would let you hit some weed at your high school graduation party

[@katarakxchully80]

No zack is an uncle and Ian is their cousin

[@Nicole-rz3qv]

I’ve been listening to Olivia the entire time

[@moveme2902]

I'm always waiting for the Italian segment in every podcast. The Godfather music creeping in is hilarious. The crew and Hilas collective dismay when they hear the first few notes and Ethan immediately in character 😅

[@courtneystrong60]

It’s truly my favorite 🤣

[@vesper7750]

Same here, it's my favourite part!

[@moveme2902]

The crew probably feels like it's an annoying, dead meme. I love how Zach instigates it and without fail Ethan gives it 100%

[@single_use_planet_]

@@moveme2902 the crew hating it is what makes it good, if they loved it it wouldn't be so funny, it's so perfect

[@thepepper818]

Same with the banjo music

[@kellyaryn]

The way Ethan pronounces “dirt-tay doms” gives me very old person trying to pronounce chipotle vibes ☠️😂

[@diane9812]

We do that on purpose. Add s or “the” and watch young people explode. The Pokémons for example.

[@kellyaryn]

@@diane9812 love that😂

[@stepherrr]

My mom pronounces chipotle "chip ole lay"

[@A2Z83]

thought he was making a joe dirt reference

[@likeatinglass]

Chipoltees

[@KM-wj8yr]

I feel so bad for Cam when AB started talking about having to take him home and how sketch his living situation was

[@SimoRicky]

Yeah me too. All because Cam made a meme about him.

[@Watafak_beach]

Tbh AB is a crybaby

[@thinlion01]

I feel bad for AB since Zach didn't pinch in as much as he did 🤷‍♂️. He's not a chauffeur lol

[@Watafak_beach]

@@thinlion01 yeah that’s true, ☝🏻 but AB shouldn’t have put Cam on blast like that, especially over a senseless meme.

[@SimoRicky]

@@thinlion01 yeah that is true but making it seem like driving Cam home is a burden makes it very awkward for Cam and then saying he finds Cams neighborhood sketchy is also a bit mean.

[@milkteamachine]

The fact that Ethan had a go at George Lucas for having a low forehead and sharp widow's peak when his hairline looks basically identical is so funny to me

[@GiannaBelenT]

💀

[@elliebailey7162]

THEYRE THE SAME 🤣🤣🤣

[@dannyd4550]

Everyone: arguing who’s turn it is to take Cam home Cameron: *just trying not to be a burden and get home

[@ericross2287]

Ill pay cameron to take him home

[@97musicaddict]

Pure moment.

[@lunaam9343]

Footsoldiers! We're getting downvoted by the hogs on the highlights channel, go like if you want to help! (I reply at random, this is not personal)

[@Skiller_pg]

It’s like divorced parents arguing who has to take the kid 😭

[@londonm.6922]

I found it so rude of A.B to bring this up LIVE.

[@Camibug]

Sunscreen that isn’t reef safe is horrible for reefs. It seems like a small amount on just one person, but it has a huge impact and is bleaching reefs/harming ecosystems. Hawaii has banned many types of sunscreen for this reason.

[@sxerosie]

Yes thank you 👏🏽👏🏽 stick to mineral sunscreen if going into the ocean foot soldiers!

[@camicopeland8628]

Name twins!!!

[@emmyjulianne6850]

I live in Ohio and haven’t been to the ocean since I was 10 but I still use mineral reef safe spf. I agree that it’s way more important than people think

[@gretas950]

I was today years old when I found out about this. Thank you for the info!!

[@BigHotSauceBoss69]

@@ViolentRainbow hahahahaha. 99% of all species are extinct and were so before we had the ability to extinct them. but to be fair, we are still at fault for trashing the oceans.

[@oliviabrennan3707]

I’m only kind of shocked and disappointed that Ben Stiller wasn’t casted as Love

[@sxmxnthx000]

Is that a Gary emote ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@BigroomBlitz1]

Damn

[@piaaadah]

@@sxmxnthx000 encapsulates the mood perfectly

[@hippievibes13]

@@FezCaliph fuck baby no

[@carios9990]

Omg yessss

[@pokemom610]

My 7 year old bypassed parental settings and downloaded the Triller app to her iPad. She said it was “flipped” and threw her iPad across the room. I am rating the app 1 star, per my experience.

[@briez8446]

This should have more likes.

[@shannonsmith1578]

Underrated comment for sure

[@EllekeX]

r/thingsthatneverhappened except if your kid heard the phrase “my thing is flipped” a lot

[@creepycrawlie]

@@EllekeX pretty sure the comment was a joke

[@siouiouioui]

@@EllekeX r/whoooosh

[@darkmoon5957]

Ethan: "I farted in that mug bro" I haven't laughed like that in a while haha Great show!

[@krsnirvan]

How is it that the entire H3 crew is in LA and the only one who knew the Spanish word for dog is the guy from Sweden?

[@TheChicagoCourier]

Sheltered gringos lol i would never be able to tell they were from LA

[@jaellenwarren1895]

AB gets a pass-he’s from Michigan.

[@hlfghst]

fr 😂😭

[@borromorro]

My love for Love grew at that moment. Sorry the crew 2 white sometimes

[@kykkelikokos]

Scandinavian, so it's not a surprise. In Norway we learn English from age 6 and can choose German, Spanish, french, Saami (native Norwegian language) or harder English(?) Around age 14. I didn't take the last one obviously, lol. But I guess they have something similar in our neighbour countries, or most of Europe. So him knowing Spanish make sense.

[@michaelbenavidez8085]

I’m the Michael. The caller in the lawsuit. Just wanted to say thanks to some of the people in the comments and live chat that were trying to help. And thanks for having me on to discuss. Our attorney is filing suit this week. Wish us luck

[@anbk6376]

Good luck Michael!

[@brown_gurl]

We wish you luck and safety Michael. Genuinely hope it works out for you guys

[@ivybrooks7963]

You got this for sure!

[@shadyhaterade]

Sue the title company also they should’ve figured it out first

[@seanceknowles2911]

GOOD LUCK!!!

[@chloewark4976]

Ethan pronouncing the ‘G’ in all words ending in G. Singing, cutting.. It’s hilarious. Almost saying ‘sing-g-ing-g’😂😂

[@steviwoodberry6433]

I honestly thought that was just how Americans spoke!

[@righthandeddashboard]

ethan telling dan he loves him under his breath is the reason i watch this channel

[@KneadNaan]

Time stamp!!

[@paulinezugzwang1773]

@@KneadNaan 34:06

[@chantelleelliott7520]

I was dying at the call in about Ethan ripping ass at Dennys but Dan took me tf out when he said Ethan was sitting in a booth alone "slammin eggs" 😭

[@StefanCreates]

Hahahhaha yess, the "slammin eggs" had such a perfect delivery :''D WE LOVE DAN

[@nicoletilly7587]

Zach took me out when Ethan said who goes to Denny’s alone and Zach said YOU

[@sleepyscorpioasmr]

@@nicoletilly7587 SAME😂😭

[@sleepyscorpioasmr]

@@StefanCreates agreeeeed😂

[@loranbaudendistel9514]

Ethan trying to say windshield wipers and saying “rain wipers” killlllled me 😭

[@avak3754]

Ethan openly telling Dan he loves him was so heart-warming. L for AB, but that was cute af lmao

[@MarianaKucerija]

timestamp

[@evelynneleven]

It’s always a L for poor AB lmfaoo middle child syndrome for sure 😂😂😂

[@scoopsmcgee7171]

@@MarianaKucerija 34:08

[@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x]

3:09:30 She's preparing for Paris 2024 pole vaulting for climate change.

[@TheJgenerationS]

@@MarianaKucerijaqaaaaaaaaaaa⁶

[@juliatallent2838]

the way ethan lights up after being told his hairline is better than chris pratt’s 😭

[@Mugenmush]

The "joke" about the bloody handshake made me wish I had a buzzer button.

[@LadyAurian]

Me too... Ultra cringe.

[@samj3749]

I loved the crew quietly setting up the courtroom for the Judge Ethan call

[@noharu1044]

Zack continuing to hit the Yoko Ono soundbites and everyone ignoring it is gold 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Golden90960]

Which one is that?

[@Golden90960]

@@StdneyM ah okay thank you!

[@ultraviolence6136]

immediate mute. Lol

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

it always gets me, idk why but it just tickles me every time he does it. I had to go and play the actual thing to my mum because it was making me cry with laughter once and felt she had to be subjected to it too.

[@ba6561]

@@RealElongatedMuskrat love you

[@fangsfangs]

Dan: I’m under strict orders from my real boss 😂

[@christineann3296]

I don’t know why they look so annoyed whenever Ethan does his godfather impressions. It makes me crack up🤣🤣

[@frosty_teacup]

@@justlikeheavenx yeah it's a bit, and personally I think it makes the whole thing even funnier 😂

[@zandie12]

i skip it honestly, it’s the only bit they do that i can’t be bothered listening to

[@missyelliot6237]

@@zandie12 same. Thought I was alone bc everyone seems to love it but I can’t stand it for some reason

[@appy2609]

@@missyelliot6237 it just always drags on too long tbh. and i never laugh but it’s a cute moment for them so i just let them have it lol

[@FrostedRaps]

@@appy2609 wow how nice of you

[@genericmannequin]

Samuel L Jackson should have been cast to play Trisha

[@keeliesmith866]

this should be top comment

[@atosha2391]

🤣They missed a great opportunity here.

[@stepherrr]

Lmfao

[@spookybaby1313]

Omg yess! I was trying to remember who else they said they look like 😹

[@seanceknowles2911]

This shit needs to be pinned 😭

[@explosiveswine7354]

I normally hate watching ads but seeing Ethan go off script and say a bunch of crazy shit while Dan tries to rein him in is too good to miss

[@Oraerilla]

Honestly sometimes the ads are my fave with how Ethan starts detailing them

[@anniexuereb6201]

Yes! The only ads I don't skip and they feel like real recommendations rather then ads

[@ReplicateReality]

Keem saying huh? Gets me every time

[@lunaam9343]

Footsoldiers! We're getting downvoted by the hogs on the highlights channel, go like if you want to help! (I reply at random, this is not personal)

[@snorf5]

It was in A BOOK HUH??

[@snorf5]

Same tho, reminds me everytime of how dumb keem is

[@LightningMcqu33f]

@@snorf5 Lmao my 3 year old daughter said HUH just like him the other day and I almost died from laughter.

[@alanl9497]

I miss the Bezos laugh 😔 that’s the one that always gets to me

[@amalia2920]

23:36 KILLED me. I need Ethan’s “HUH” to be a sound bite 😂

[@regankyleneee97]

IM DEAD

[@tiffanyleraa9975]

I replayed it like 10 Fucking times 😂😭

[@amalia2920]

@@tiffanyleraa9975 lmao I swear it gets funnier every time I watch it

[@ssadad4177]

It made my mom jump lmao

[@stevenfowler6739]

"He made a video about us". Ethan: "He made a video about me?"

[@tulahrose]

Dans laugh just makes me feel happy. I have no depression when he’s laughing 🥰🤌🏻

[@Mineav]

Dan's laugh is a national treasure.

[@lunaam9343]

Footsoldiers! We're getting downvoted by the hogs on the highlights channel, go like if you want to help!

[@BlueLemons_96]

@Gordon With peace and love, gain a few pounds and start taking shots. You'll feel better ;)

[@THK304]

@Gordon shut up they look way better than you since you are hiding behind Gordon

[@steph-7696]

I always get the biggest smile when I hear it in the background! It’s so genuine. Feels like being with a good friend 🥰

[@reytheplatypus]

lmao ethan told dan he loved him and AB spent the rest of the episode tryna get ethan to say it to him 😭

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

🤣🤣

[@beseggg]

@Ana its because hes the hottest by far

[@madisonk2397]

@@beseggg people who are both hot and genuinely nice get shit on the most, I swear. Justice for AB

[@NoOne-bt2uc]

@@madisonk2397 I feel like AB would be the scariest member if he got truly angry tho haha

[@carolinecahill9913]

@@mermaiddiyartist8119 Qq0qqqqq1

[@vanessamw1140]

Not very cool of all the guys to complain in front of the world about giving Cameron rides to his home. Maybe I'm a little sensative to it because I've been there, but it already doesnt feel good to not be able to drive yourself and have to rely on people to get you places. But then to have everyone complaining in front of you about it...then add to it again that they complain for thousands to hear...that had to feel pretty sh*tty.

[@James-iw4fz]

Bro he can afford uber its not a big deal haha, ive been banned for the past year so I completely understand

[@viovenda8922]

Not only do they make him feel bad for getting driven around, they also insulted where he lived 😐 I guarantee its not bad enough for grown men to peel out after dropping him off, like come on.

[@codyramseur]

Classism reeks

[@Oraerilla]

@@codyramseur honestly yeah and like it’s not cool

[@hannahktbffh5366]

My favourite pods are always the live streams because they’re the longest. Thanks everyone for your hard work

[@redofreach]

I’ve been watching the show for years, and there’s been TONS of great sound bites but I’m convinced…Keemstar’s “HUH?!” is by far the most hysterical 😂😭

[@brit.annica]

Omg I was just thinking this haha

[@andrewraymond6007]

^

[@philbreach7177]

It sounds like Wendy Williams too lmfao

[@emmaoconnell5283]

2:55:38 HAHA Ethan doing a standing ovation and PICKING A WEDGIE 😂😂 this is why I love this show

[@frankyramone]

11:30 is why Zach could never be replaced. Sometimes I think, “Oh I could do that, a sound bite would be good here”. But then Zach has a line like that ready to go out of fucking nowhere. Like why did he save that? And it fit so well.

[@purpleelobster]

Totally agree

[@MsSupercute98]

I’m sad Ethan didn’t recognize how good that was

[@annieliina]

and how fast he finds that one specific sound byte when he probably has hundreds of them

[@alexhonken]

"who's the team rocket boss?" "Giovanni?" *God father music *

[@angelo2751]

i started fucking dying

[@frosty_teacup]

Zach's soundbites are getting better every day 😭

[@blinkbb0054]

“i do this thing where i yell and i try to be funny” ethan never change lmao.

[@mollym450]

"lowe is a human being, you don't need to say fika every time you talk to him" LMAO

[@tiffanyleraa9975]

Wait- who tf is Lowe? 😅

[@sharonmarie91]

I know I hate when Zach says fika every time love talks 🤣

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

@@tiffanyleraa9975 You know, Lowe, the guy whose face is broadcast to a Lowe's department store.

[@tiffanyleraa9975]

Guy Incognito 😂😭

[@contrapasso]

IVE BEEN THINKING THIS FOR MONTHS

[@k.lorene7589]

Dans “His hairs flipped” comment got over looked but I laughed so hard.

[@Maya_Si]

Wheree

[@k.lorene7589]

@@Maya_Si 59:45

[@Maya_Si]

Thanks! That is funny AF. 🤣

[@brittanylovesryan1]

“You don’t have to eat the whole thing.” “But I will Dan!” 🤣

[@lindasilva1045]

This is the best show Ethan.. don’t change this…I was laughing out loud while my family was sleeping!!!

[@xoSamanthaAnnxo]

Dude I literally started making nachos 2 minutes before he said I’d eat nachos tonight 😳 I guess I’m aligned 🤣

[@HartleiStansbury7]

same! I was eating tacos. I was like 😳

[@ABeautyConnectionx]

There is no such thing as a coincidence lol

[@smoketears6874]

Dudeeeee Danny Devito as Trisha had me dying lololol

[@Yomamabackoff]

He’s to cute to play her

[@Alexandra_Wolf]

@@Yomamabackoff that’s what I SAID! Don’t so Danny like that! He is funny, he’s actually much more slender than you would think.

[@molsondutch93]

That's so slanderous to Danny DeVito man, he's a pure soul

[@bluesmama3726]

misogynism at it's finest - h3 keeps fueling the worst in men

[@MysticHannah]

That dog that the “no such thing as a coincidence” also looks like Danny Devito

[@emmmmmmmmm6322]

I love how he is so passionate he has NEVER been to Denny's ALONE! god I love him "so I was by myself ripping ass Denny's bro!?"

[@malin5532]

You should get an employee named Fred, because fred means peace in Swedish. So then you have Fred (peace) and Love . 😤

[@alieliot664]

Hila and Hasan should do a fashion segment together, just one time please 😇💖

[@lemonmelonmelon]

YES YES YES THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN. Hasan should totally do an irl stream with Hila where she tries to drip him up

[@lunaam9343]

Footsoldiers! We're getting downvoted by the hogs on the highlights channel, go like if you want to help!

[@amberlynnweed1337]

holy shit yes

[@dennisreynolds1868]

YES PLEASE!!!

[@seanceknowles2911]

@Timothy tm Hasan Piker look him up. They have a new show here on H3 together

[@kgitlina]

When Zach told Ethan his Freeman impression sounded more like McConaughey Ethan: Seriously? Zach: I love you Ethan: Thanks This podcast and the whole dynamic is PURE GOLD

[@kx5743]

that was my favorite part lmfaoooo

[@alexl.5523]

Timestamp?

[@kx5743]

@@alexl.5523 1:57:39 :)

[@brinaswrld577]

2:50:58 The slow, murderous turn Ethan does when Dan dares to accidentally play a video with sound on on stream 😂

[@Andy_Tx]

*Lena looking at AB's search history* : "real black feather angel wings etsy" Lena: "we're all good here"

[@jEscape]

"I'm trying to make a point Dan!" *extended silence* 😂

[@raleighrust3032]

I too remember Ethan at Denny’s that day. What specifically stands out to me was when some of us had to evacuate to the bathroom until the pungent odor dissipated.

[@catziee]

I have a stomach ulcer and I CANNOT stop laughing at Ethan ripping ass in a Denny's by himself. Y'all are bringing me joy but very much pain!!!!!!!!!!

[@jaykay1863]

Hope you get better soon friend !!

[@zombieblonde609]

Wishing you an easy recovery! 🙏🦋

[@Mylifeasericaaa]

Feel better and keep smiling 🙏❤

[@trippystauter]

Same hahahaha

[@sweettooth3356]

Me too i feel your pain aaa

[@ProfessionalPUNKER]

The 5% sound bite will never get old.

[@kenziep1025]

it’s been old

[@lunaam9343]

Footsoldiers! We're getting downvoted by the hogs on the highlights channel, go like if you want to help! (I reply at random, this is not personal)

[@lunaam9343]

@@kenziep1025 no

[@alohachavez2278]

it got old the day after they got the soundbite

[@frosty_teacup]

The soundbite won't, but with peace and love I can't stand Kali's voice 🥸

[@swi-h6q]

1:57:44 zach’s “i love you” was so sincere it threw me off guard 😭

[@geckopecko]

ikr

[@LolaLemonArt]

Unpopular opinion: I like The Godfather side track segments

[@ivannac1540]

Ethan: I want to keep my parents out of drama Also Ethan: calls mom live to confirm she talked shit about him 😂😂😂

[@mathewvillarreal203]

30:25 ethan yelling at Dan for interrupting him when he is the one who is usually interrupting everybody smh

[@htx3528]

This and tbh if a person is in prison it's for a bad reason. So I didn't even really agree with him. But hey🤷‍♀️ he kept clearly his throat to cut him off too😂

[@mathewvillarreal203]

@@htx3528 word

[@Zammorack420]

H3 Podcast is hitting some new levels recently - loving everything.

[@americangal1998]

This is genuinely one of my fav streams/videos I’ve watched of H3, laughed so much with the Denny’s stuff.

[@emilychampness11]

Dan with the “his hairs flipped” joke was underrated 😂😂

[@losingmymind18]

You’re flipped!!!

[@bumblebeebrass164]

Idk why but the flipped joke is by far the funniest thing they do

[@TheTheawesomeguy35]

@@losingmymind18 yeah wtf she is flipped!

[@msgirl3334]

I was ab to comment this lmao😭 I ab died when he said that💀

[@emilychampness11]

@@losingmymind18 hahahaha omg how did I not see this coming 😂😂

[@rankles]

I always love Zach's soundboard, but I fully couldn't stop laughing today.

[@samanthacarolinezaborowski9205]

“You are transgender” that shit got me rolling

[@alexstrange250]

The yoko clip split and broken up over like 60 seconds slaughtered me

[@bigbushpubesgalore8300]

@@alexstrange250 glad I'm not the only one that loved it lol

[@mahoganybookshelf3284]

The Joe Rogan 5% got me bad.

[@rankles]

@@alexstrange250 not even joking I spat out my coffee.

[@karlintwiss4914]

Poor cam being put on the spot for the place he lives :( and like calling him out for the part of town he lives in just like… kinda sucks

[@lg8405]

Dan was the only one who got it that it's kinda fucked up he kept being like who gives a fuck I feel ab is bitchy cause theirs new employees and he isn't the new one anymore

[@afterglow2935]

Yeah spoiled brat vibes from AB.

[@charlesdilks3267]

2:27:45 perfectly displays the absolute kino that is this podcast. The spot on timing of the “Chew Zone” has me in tears

[@MarandaRyanJames]

“who’s eating at Denny’s” “YOU ARE”

[@heartstar44]

David's assistant is giving Gislane Maxwell energy lol

[@monroe9812]

Ethan high key went to Denny’s by himself 😂

[@hortencia5846]

shout out to AB for calling out Zach on always saying “fika” whenever Love speaks lol it was starting to become an eye roll. it’s like someone always saying “fiesta” to me just bc i’m mexican

[@CherryDiMilo]

So true.. we need to find something else for Love

[@TheMeghaniscool21]

I didn’t notice until AB pointed it out and it’s kinda true . Made me remember a friend I had briefly in college who’d always say tacos and stuff to me being Mexican. Didn’t cross the line until she asked me how crossing the River was for me 🤠 and “he doesn’t mind does he” has cringe vibes. But I don’t like being too picky. Go AB go AB go AB go.

[@katiewhere]

time stamp?

[@hortencia5846]

@@katiewhere 1:06:18

[@wormz4brains]

@@TheMeghaniscool21 go AB go AB go AB go!

[@icefkncold]

Ethan asking Ab “You got za’atar? Let me hit that” got me lmao

[@BumBobBoi]

26:27 has to be one of the best Zach sound bites of all time. Sounded like a producer tag. No one even laughed?!?

[@ilham8943]

Ian’s work is so impressive

[@JonesysMusicMix]

2:50:50 where Ethan gets cut off and just glanced over was HILARIOUS