r/KidsAreFreakingStupid | THIS is the cursed child!

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Kids don't need a reason to do dumb things like licking a hand rail, they just have a passing thought and go for it

[@itsjustmenova]

yeah I'm convinced theres no level of thinking or filter for like the first 10 years of kids lives. Whatever pops into their heads is just something they must do because they thought of it

[@zeldaglitchman]

Kids don't have intrusive thoughts, they're just thoughts lol

[@justace73]

No impulse control lol

[@aprilk141]

Now that's hustle!

[@fireballfilms]

the rail was covered in rain she was licking the rail to lick the rain

[@matthewhalo1799]

You gotta love that childhood innocence where you say things without context that sound absolutely horrible at first. Like once got elbowed by my mom on accident. She was washing dishes and I went behind her and she spun around and accidentally hit me in the face with her elbow. Here’s the thing though, it left a noticeable bruise. So when I went to school the teachers were concerned and asked what happened and innocent kid me said “Oh, my mommy did it” with no context One authority visit later they ask me to explain **exactly** what happened and then everything was sorta resolved

[@Reticulating-Splines]

Lol I had a similar incident! My parents used to smoke when I was young, I think one time I was playing outside when my mom was smoking and one of my flailing forearms caught her lit cigarette and I got a burn. I never had a burn before so for some reason I thought it was cool and started going around saying "my mom burnt me with a cigarette!" After about the third time she heard me say that she told me to stop because it's making her sound bad. I still have the scar

[@MatecaCorp]

@@Reticulating-Splines smoking around children is bad tho lol

[@myrielt]

I did a similar thing where I wrote my younger sister’s name on the wall. My dad asked “who wrote that?” And I said “clearly it was Emily. It’s her name”. I was the only one old enough to know how to write 💀

[@balls_gaming]

ok but that's still genius lmao

[@thestoryKeeper123]

I wrote my name along with my siblings. But I put my sister's name first. Still got caught because me and my sister were the only ones who could write, and I have difficulties with spelling people's names right 🥲

[@myrielt]

@@thestoryKeeper123 oh no 😭 at least it makes for a funny story when you’re older!

[@narazdjgirl]

I scratched my stepbrother's name into a DVD player and he ended up getting in trouble. No one ever found out the truth 😀

[@ZIM_skol]

@@narazdjgirl HAH smelly boy

[@John.Fitzgerald.Kennedy]

"A letter after her husband died: Dear Mrs Kennedy..." GOT ME DEAD, LITERALY

[@MaryMcKennedy]

Dang

[@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura]

Childhood memories are great, especially when I remembered that I put a stone in the motorcycle and the owner saw me

[@retarded_certificated]

wild

[@helloolleh_dis]

I remember playing with a spray that was in the bathroom closet and a lighter tried it at my backyard firepit It was fun to burn leaves with a mini flamethrower then I realized how stupid I was and how I could have went to the hospital

[@retrorygaming]

2:17 When i was about 9 i took a stick and scratched up the neighbors car. The problem was i scratched my name on there. I was wondering how i got caught then but looking back, I was dumb. Another prank i pulled at that neighborhood was i opened all the cars gas tank covers. Everyone thought their cars got siphoned. I just opened the cover, not even the lid over the actual gas tank. I never got caught for that one.

[@GayGothPirate]

The kids who did the recipes have great futures ahead of them. They're going places.

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

They're going to walmart by the looks of it

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

The first and last one to doctors for premature diagnoses of ADD or ADHD.

[@ChaosBlitzBeta]

@@cftyftyufyfuyfty And target.

[@Skyioun]

I want more!

[@tetostan]

I’m hungry.

[@midoriya_mumble]

That kid talking about beans making them sick... Me too kid. They are NOT the magic fruit, if they were magic at least I'd be puking rainbows or glitter.

[@t.kersten7695]

some kids use pens and markers to draw or write on the furniture. i was told, that i apparently used markers as a kid to draw pictures on the wallpaper to make it look better.

[@_Blanchett_]

I used scissors

[@BaldCoryxKenshinfan]

@@_Blanchett_😟

[@Barakon]

0:21 hmph, slick, y’a betta go talk to em bout why him & the English teacher ain’t gonna work but it’s okay if he just a has a crush. Maybe even give the birds & bees talk while you’re at it if need be.

[@TheMiningMeteor]

14:57 am I going mad or did Damien make the minecraft villager death sound when he said “class”?

[@fedethegreat88]

I think you may need to get off the cube game

[@TheMiningMeteor]

@@fedethegreat88 nothing can stop my hyperfixation. I haven’t slept in a week

[@abricotproduction9782]

No

[@atomicnumber202]

​@@TheMiningMeteor I assume 3 months of no sleep now?

[@TheMiningMeteor]

@@atomicnumber202 I can see the hat man.

[@ClownHoundII]

The dumbest thing I did as a kid was I threw up on my bed late at night, cleaned most of it, but didn't know how to change sheets or that the bed was also dirty. 6 year me was so close yet so far from the perfect coverup.

[@PeaNutttyyy]

NO WHAAAT

[@BaldCoryxKenshinfan]

@@moon-moth1you’d get surprised by how mad parents can get for no reason. My mom got mad at me for throwing up on the floor, when I couldn’t hold it in any longer. .. I was on my way to the bathroom to throw up. .. 😭

[@Skoopyghost]

To be fair. The more stupid you are as a kid. The smarter you are as an adult until you are a stupid 20 year old. You spend your 20s being a stupid 20 year old until you are 40.

[@BinglesP]

20:18 To be fair, that was basically the thought process behind the Sonic & Knuckles cartridge's Lock-On Technology gimmick.

[@AlexanderScott66]

The secret to making kids not do stupid s*** is to make them realize that what they're doing is stupid. If they write on the bare table, simply ask them why they did that and what they thought was going to happen.

[@Moehre040]

to the kid signing under something he smeared and then shifting the blame i've got a similar story: Neighbour's kid and me were friends. One day he decided to write his name on my wallpaper, and when my parents found out and got mad he tried to shift the blame to me. Only problem with that story was that i could write propperly and he was called Max, but constantly wrote Ma+ instead.

[@gamegod6859]

mah- plus

[@StarkOnYoutube]

1:36 my sister once wrote bitch on the family desk and lied about it, then my brother got blamed and we soon figured out it was her, she got in trouble for not only writing it, but lying AND letting my brother take the blame.

[@TheoMcAllister]

Feeling like chicken nuggets is very relatable, this kid got it all figured out

[@elijahjarman2837]

Wait, no... That kid with the 'backwards ' broom had it right, historically speaking

[@KiriChan99]

Wait, what? Explain please!

[@elijahjarman2837]

@KiriChan99 historically speaking, most lithographic prints depicting witches flying held their brooms with the bristles facing forwards

[@KiriChan99]

@@elijahjarman2837 Really? Weird...

[@elijahjarman2837]

@@KiriChan99 reality is often stranger than fiction

[@KiriChan99]

@@elijahjarman2837 I guess so lol

[@vertanishock7900]

I do believe Disneyland girl was thirsty and the pole had water. I did the same crap as a kid.

[@GymbalLock]

2:05 my little brother tried the same thing. He wrote on the couch with magic marker, then wrote my name. However, he wrote some letters backwards, which my parents knew i'd already grown out of.

[@blueyoshi8517]

Actually, the broom traditionally goes brush first.

[@lithellylbeleth4426]

came to say the same thing also considering tradition it's probably.....inappropriate for a kid to be riding a broom

[@NikiGothBunneh]

​@@lithellylbeleth4426the "inappropriate" reason was a later addition. Originally it was that way round because brooms were used as improvised distaff by poorer women, and the distaff was used in some forms of ritual and such in pre-christian Europe. (It's also where we get magic wands from, look at what a Norse distaff looks like)

[@lithellylbeleth4426]

@@NikiGothBunneh I am aware, I have a ritual distaff, I was referring to the use in sex magick rituals

[@frostbite5607]

My family would always have debates when we ate dinner together, and some got a little heated. I thought this was funny, so one night when I was about 12 years old, I started a stupid argument and recorded it. Because I thought it was so funny, I wanted to send it to someone. However, because my family was a part of the argument, I decided not to send it to them. Having no friends who I thought would enjoy the video, I decided to send the video, of my family arguing, to my therapist.

[@sophiefrankis9476]

My own story. My sister (let's call her Holly) wrote her name our wooden bunk bed. Then she tried to blame me. Mum didn't just call her out. Instead she called me and asked me to write her name. And I did. H-O-L-I. (I have dyslexia) My mum just looked at my sister. And my sister was defeated.

[@nikkivillemaire4855]

The Kid's Cookbook; I almost peed myself laughing!

[@TiotyMelon]

8:50 these children speak like I do on Discord

[@Fluffymintthecat]

I remember writing a Christmas card to my grandma on my dad’s side and it went something like “merry Christmas! Did you know it’s also your son’s birthday? Did you get him a gift?” And when my grandma went up to me and went “I thought this was a Christmas card!” And I said “it is. I wrote merry Christmas on it.”

[@batchampa]

I met my brother in the library once and my niece was so excited to see me that she ran up and sack whacked me. It dropped me to the ground but I don't think I've ever encountered anything so funny in my personal life before. I will never let her live that down, but I know it came from a place of love

[@carlynotcarley]

Damien’s laugh is so contagious I love it so much

[@attackfrogs]

that kid licking the handrail poll, it looks like it was raining, so she was probably licking the rain water off the poll 😬

[@Obs3ver]

5:30 in Britain we had our own version of AFHV called “you’ve been framed!” (Hosted by harry hill, if my memory serves me correctly) Good times watching that show with my siblings, couldn’t breath at times…

[@unknown20005]

i look up alot of random weird stuff out of sheer curiosity and it’s alot of stuff that if seen by any other person would make me look like a psychopath or something so yeah remember to educate about how to properly delete your search history and teach about incognito mode and how to use it

[@mikamifan62]

I need that recipe book at 8:00

[@georgemcclelland5207]

3:06 I think it's raining, so the kid licking the pole might be doing it for the water

[@ZeroGT_]

my younger sister once drew all over the dining room walls in our brand new house. she was about 5 or 6 years old at the time. when my mom confronted her,she said whiskers did it. whiskers was my pet cat. my dad said incredible! we've had whiskers for all these years and he's never colored on the walls before.

[@Graytail]

03:00 What do you do now? Tap it on the biometric scanner. Well, assuming that country has the contactless biometric data chip in the passport anyway... we do in the UK. i see.. chinese, or japanese? So I'd imagine they do.

[@darcydreaming6931]

Aw man, I remember when I used to think kissing was how reproduction was done. Yes, I was (and still am) a dumbass. No, my parents weren't any better. No, I do not know how I'm still alive. Yes, I frew up

[@wyzolol]

does that mean when you were kissed by relatives you thought a baby would be born

[@darcydreaming6931]

@@wyzolol yeah lmao

[@SkullSmasherHate381]

2:41 "Hey, Dad! Look at the cool drawing we put on your picture!"

[@blackbird7889]

When I was 4-5 yrs old, I watched Willy Wonka. I was enchanted at the idea of wallpaper with flavours, and even though I was pretty sure it was just fiction, I tried it. I licked the only wallpapered wall in the house. The bathroom wall. It tasted terrible XD

[@burnt-potatoes]

Was it next to the toilet?

[@blackbird7889]

@@burnt-potatoes lol, it was beside the sink. But it wasn't a very big bathroom XD

[@theprimegamer7086]

i remember being blamed on mutliple occasions for drawing on shit in the house because my sister put my name on her work

[@Yuruble]

5:15 - My sisters & i thought it was funny to run around giving each other rhinos, where you would knee someone in the butt.

[@Matias-lt4iu]

I want more of this subredit

[@josephdavis9234]

"None, they just sit in the dark and cry. Category: Dark humor" I mean, you're not wrong.

[@Sacknana]

emkay is no longer running out of ideas istg

[@EllpaFox47]

dumb things I did as a kid: -bit a kid's arm because, and I quote, "I'm bad at tag" That one got me tested for autism -opened the car door while grandma was driving out of the parking lot to see if it would, in fact, open -went to slam a car door closed, realized I left my book in the car (I would bring books everywhere) DIDN'T STOP THE DOOR BEFORE I reached in to grab it, and got my thumb smashed (I was ok) -was getting a bath when I stood up, said "I need to pee!" and did (I was potty training) bonus: my dad managed to catch it in an empty cup. and when he asked me where people are supposed to pee, I said in full confidence "the cup"

[@andrewlanglois6362]

3:52 I think it would have been better to say that “my mom is pregnant, but it's not hers”

[@CourierCat-2]

2:48 that adoption center over there looks like it could use some more kids 3:07 that kid is dead

[@tafae-sf4uv]

I have a cavity and its getting better but i screamed bloody murder because it hurt so bad and you are helping me forget the pain

[@FormerChildProdigy]

Hey, Damien--my sister did the "writing sibling's name on stuff" (wrote my name on my wall) when she was 6 and I was 8, and they still believed her and blamed me for it!

[@matthewboire6843]

Those receptionist books are so funny XD

[@9elypses]

2:23 I carved my initials into my parents bathroom light switch and then convinced both of them my younger sister had done it because "I know not to do something like that and you know I'd be smarter than to use my own initials." They fucking bought it and punished my 4yr old sister instead but I always remembered what I did and I finally told my parents the year before my dad passed and they looked like they'd been slapped because I used it as an example of their excessive need to punish everything we did with the same physical punishments no matter the severity or who did it. Anyway if your six year old is adamant their sibling did it then probably best to double check and make sure the punishment is a natural consequence of the crime.

[@JanesvilleSiren]

20:21 Sounds like one of those Disc Changer DVD Players

[@marco_polo_sc]

14:13 “like new” ☠️

[@Haxx752]

13:32 I swear to god I saw someone make that in my class

[@Jokoko2828]

Trudeau would be proud of that Enderman costume.

[@xnamkcor]

If I were someone who valued leather couches, i'd totally get one that was drawn on for the discount.

[@xnamkcor]

"Slay" is just the new way of saying "Get some".

[@frogskeleton222]

12:38 can confirm

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

11 degrees on any scale is fucking cold.

[@tomalator]

That enderman costume with some purple mirrored shades or maybe purple LEDs and its pretty good for a cheao costume. The box sells it

[@trioxidetheidiot86]

20:18 the guy's pfp getting closer is cursed

[@Smartlion1]

20:18 i remember i put multiple DVDs in the slot style dvd drive. I interpreted the hard disk drive activity light as a "multiple dvd light" so i tried to put 2 dvds in. it had to be serviced

[@Verze4826]

i like how a third of this video is the kids cookbook

[@nafaiglen4029]

To be fair, there is no reason that the broom should be expected to fly any better the other way around either...

[@cftyftyufyfuyfty]

20:15 kid learned how to sous vide from cryptic symbolism in his dreams

[@Stevenochoa8538]

Happy New year in case anyone sees this 🎉

[@Cole.Brimstone]

“Put it in reverse, Trent, put it in reverse!”

[@Ahhhhhhhh-u3m]

3:05 lowkey I did that once as well. I was four and waiting in line on the monsters ink ride. Got strep throat and have never licked a railing since.

[@sweetcherry7759]

1:00 -she was born when he was in his 20s, her parents are likely Senior Citizens when she came out, what is she talking about?? She literally came out of a grandma!

[@drez3787]

Why do people make fun of kids for school fundraising? Jobs are exactly that. I work to bring in millions of dollars for a company and they begrudgingly give me a few thousand of it and tell me to f' off

[@blep8707]

that 9/11 joke came out of nowhere

[@Yuruble]

11:00 - I did that. I'm autistic, & my sisters told me to use it. So I did. They never told me not to use it against them!

[@lilycross1356]

Unsure how old I was - but when I was young, I was looking at two giraffes at the zoo, turned to my Mom and said they looked exactly the same. She responded with the fact that they only looked similar because they were yellow with brown spots. I came back with, "They're exactly the same - just a little bit different!" I was a stupid kid, and my family still won't let me live it down nearly 20 years or so later.

[@LinkTheFusky]

siblings are the best especially if you're taller then them, I put my sisters phone on top of the cupboards in the kitchen normal people need a foot stool to get to and she's smaller then average (this was cause she sprayed me with my nephews water bottle)

[@jessyephillips4872]

Perfect narrator for this sub. Ur my favoritee

[@NicecrownFromTheBeancrowns]

its a more efficient way to wipe the dew drops off the hand rails! you don't want your hands to get wet, and your tongue already has saliva all over it!

[@UTKC_OfficerSmiles]

12.54 Uh oh. That dosen't sound biologically intentional.

[@andrewbailey7999]

13:40 When my sister was little she thought my mum was 10 years old. Presumably because that was the oldest age she could possibly imagine!

[@shadowfluff2255]

I sleep walked wrote my name on my mom's $5 000 antique desk.... We still have it 11 years later.

[@autistictreasures72]

Still popular, just with Alfanso Ribero 5:31

[@VooshSpokesman]

Love from a BlueTheNerd and Vaush fan!

[@kerryemberlyhamby6213]

cooking turkey at 11° for 20 minutes 🤭

[@Raven-ul8ev]

ok, how on earth were those recipes written? did they give the kids a microphone and let them go at it? like a speech to text thing??

[@SuntopKinseeker]

I watch this and it made me weep for the future. It seems to me that kids are doing more and more stupid things. They are our future. 😆

[@WilliamBrowning]

14:05 There's a specific type of paint just for leather.

[@DumbWaffless]

I always feel very chicken nuggets about the fall

[@RubbaFrog]

11:28 made me think for a moment until I realized it was about revenge of the fallen

[@cadefilms4072]

JUST LEAVE THEM ALONE LET KIDS BE KIDS

[@hannahschrenk7981]

Hand rail looks textured. Guarantee it's a sensory thing. I used to rub anything and everything on my lips when I was really young, just to feel the different textures.

[@ciggaretteburns]

I hate how some of these are onviously kids just having fun

[@rokkiroru]

The recipes, I'm dead xD

[@Ap0lol0lol]

11:34 I think that’s my search history

[@unitedcacti1885]

It was my post lol. I'm so shocked it ended up on yt

[@Ap0lol0lol]

@@unitedcacti1885 omg that’s so cool!!! good job 👏👏👏😀

[@BENDYKILLER698]

bro my creepypasta's were like slenderman and jeff the killer and sonic exe and shit, clearly they're devolving to brainrotpasta's

[@bonnie9855]

The thumbnail is wild

[@zut0_]

2:29 i swear omori has ruined my life i hear some everday thing like treehouse and all i think is OMORI i already had a fake reality i made where some things i did didnt happen (not pushing a sister down the stairs i dont even have one) but now when i think about it ALL I THINK IS OMORI I SWEAR IF I FIGHT THE FAKE VERSION OF ME AND I BEAT THEM WITH A VIOLA (because thats the instrument i play) I WILL CLOSE MY EYES AND BE THERE SOON

[@batchampa]

Was the Gettysburg that the address was named after, named for the first American President?

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

I can confirm this (im 14 [still a kid]). Also my first name is still common. (E????)

[@Timelesswinter]

My question is how do kids get their head in to things so easily but not be able to get them back out? Surely if ut fit the first time it should fit the second my nephew done the same thing with that exact toilet seat and also got his head stuck 😂

[@SCP-323WendigoSkull]

Yes. Yes they are. As was I. As were most of us.

[@mikaeloverfjord9047]

3:16 The fact that he/she had the time to pull out the phone and take a picture. Is that kid still alive?

[@questionair151]

Actually the first kid isn't stupid at all. Traditional witches flew bristles first on a broom, at least a according to the old stories