r/kidsarestupid - THE DUMBEST KIDS OF ALL TIME

[@DarkDom]

what subreddits do u guys wanna see next?

[@iAnix]

r/ihadastroke

[@deliciousbread151]

r/ihadastroke

[@aidan2727]

R/gachalifecringe

[@JadonnProd]

r/brandnewsentence

[@AT3toxic]

R/noshitsherlock

[@Salithin]

“Dababy Potion” Side effects include: Death

[@HamHamIsDeadInside]

y e s

[@themyofmy]

@@hueblitzz forbidden knowledge

[@john_ebubblez]

@@hueblitzz google translate bad

[@shadowedfxces]

@@john_ebubblez very

[@thedeeztree2523]

Resr in pece

[@Ray.Cissum]

When I was a kid, my mom had a little recorded voice message thing from the voice actor of Sandy Cheeks wishing anyone who called, regardless of gender, a happy birthday. I hid under a chair because I though my mom trapped Sandy in her phone and was gonna put me in there too.

[@EpikBirb]

lmao

[@Mark3nd]

*I died laughing*

[@knucklesreligion]

@@Mark3ndrest in peace 🙏🏻

[@doctornick17]

😂😂

[@cynyippee]

I'm typing this on my old acc but when I was 6 I was scared of Willam Aftonbladet death smh😧😖💀

[@DarkDom]

rest in peace ✊

[@scourgemcedgelord9263]

Rest in pepperoni 😔

[@BuckXII]

jhiuogbuilbijkljhl

[@frk8b]

rest in peace 😔

[@sirtypek5105]

R.I.P

[@veolcat1780]

R.I.P

[@dan0da0man]

“What did the lemon taste like? ‘Blue.’”

[@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry]

Favorite flavor

[@Nuclear_power119]

@@GiveMeMeatballsImHungry Same

[@thedeeztree2523]

Rest in peace

[@FlintEnSteel]

Xd

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

And It tastes like "I'M NORA!" My favorite flavor.

[@tanner3557]

My friend, who is a sophomore in highschool, though that birds have four legs till October when she mentioned it, we had to show her pictures of birds for her to believe us that they only had two legs, then she kept saying that birds look wrong with only two legs

[@gomango99]

RIP Dom's PC. You and your editing potential will be missed

[@itsyaboig641]

@fax what is your relationship with your father?

[@sunaookami_shiwako]

@fax bot

[@modables]

@fax book

[@neverburstx4638]

Exactly 😧😔

[@bricky12098]

@@sunaookami_shiwako i dont care if its a bot, you can insult it alot of times.

[@justright2357]

Dark dom: I want to do new subreddits Also dark dom: *r/kidsarestupid*

[@HamHamIsDeadInside]

@mirror or draw something

[@Saturn-tp4pu]

r/yourdumbbcgachalife

[@ano3kk]

@@Saturn-tp4pu r/Trashy

[@justright2357]

@@Saturn-tp4pu lmao it’s like everyone brings it up. Do you have nothing else to do?

[@justright2357]

@mirror facts

[@beanricorules]

If I'm completely honest here, once in kindergarten, I sharpened my finger (specifically my pinky) with a pencil sharpener, which also a story of a kid sharpening their finger was in the video. Maybe I'm secretly the kid, but I don't remember anyone names Ms. Sue.

[@scourgemcedgelord9263]

Dom is the best man for background noise ngl.

[@milkkee540]

Try out da podcast then

[@kiwimeephu]

moonkitti pfp omg

[@GlacialSkyfarer]

@fax machine

[@leanlean1282]

rest in peace ✊

[@thedeeztree2523]

Rest in peace

[@xdesolateone8564]

This dude has the same energy as Robin and Damian from Emkay and I love it just subbed

[@namemcnamerton4249]

Except dom doesn't shove in bad takes on every post.

[@porkchop3011]

@@namemcnamerton4249 ya Like jazz?

[@lockscience]

Cross-over episode

[@liamxd2612]

I*

[@RedIobsta]

When I was a little kid (probably about 4) I used to think when you swallowed food, it turned into nuts and bolts in your stomach and when you ate too much food in a day it would stick out of your mouth.

[@PrimePlayzGames]

Dark dom: my pc is at 100 degrees Me: oh thats really bad Dark dom: celsius Me:holy cow your pc is gonna explode

[@user-001-0]

My pc when I go on roblox, is worse than that

[@aledeplenos1457]

@@user-001-0 0.8 GHz? Lmao

[@amnololiflex5644]

Everyone use Celsius

[@PrimePlayzGames]

@@amnololiflex5644 Americans use fahrenhiet

[@G0k3420]

You can make pasta on it

[@shut6497]

When I was a kid I thought that balloons are grenades with invisible explosions, so every time I see balloons I would stay like 4 ft away from them

[@pacman6744]

My "sus" died to a balloon

[@shut6497]

@@pacman6744 your what

[@CrispyMilkk]

“Powering imagination” -some random guy

[@theman933]

@@shut6497 his sus

[@dukeorama6729]

@@pacman6744 I’m so sorry your sus died😔

[@connorlopez1172]

5:20 I found something out a while ago and it was that you can load your last save from BEFORE you made the new game so if you accidentally deleted your entire game you can go back to it as long as you dont make too many saves in the new game so if you somehow see this your game could still be there since you never played it since it happened it could still be there. But if you saved at least 5 times for some reason than yeah that game is gone

[@blueiswonderful]

This actually happened to me in preschool: Teacher: “Alright Suvi, see you later alligator!” Me (thinking): “Ok, we just name animals. I get it!” Also me: *”See you later cow!”* *skips away happily* My mom still makes fun of me for this

[@Kinichs_Spheal]

a fellow Spheal pfp

[@Kinichs_Spheal]

a fellow Spheal pfp

[@bilalsugulle1286]

u have the audacity to say that to ur teacher

[@blueiswonderful]

@@bilalsugulle1286 I was three

[@SavvyBigdaddySav]

To spheals. A rare sight.

[@sinverX3]

“TASTE MY YELLOW.” “BLUE” I would probably respond with these answers because I can.

[@ramencatbattlecats]

a lemon tastes blue and thats a fact

[@Ray.Cissum]

I think I taste pink I dunno

[@liamcampbell3721]

7:56 This happened to me once, except the other way around. To this day, my friend still thinks pepperoni is a vegetable. Additionally, he also claims to be a vegetarian.

[@gaver4982]

Rest in peace PC this subreddit it's just great lmao

[@Empire_Bay321]

Haha he deserves it's not a Mac

[@sean420]

@@Empire_Bay321 ew ew apple boy

[@blokos_]

@@Empire_Bay321 mac is a pc too

[@zereoto1274]

Rip computer… you will be missed. Let’s have a moment of silence. Rip

[@acetheone5765]

F

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Rip

[@nw3473]

Rip

[@Firefly256]

1:50 what’s the background music?

[@jakesterdude9701]

One time when I was about 4, I was getting my dog who was a rescue. I thought that since he was a rescue dog that meant he was certified to rescue any other living creature. I also thought that when we got him we would rescue him from someone or something. When we where leaving from getting the dog I said, “that wasn’t much of a rescue.”

[@tonkmanufacturer5147]

I like how you use stock images and that’s what makes everything funny

[@imstucknmyb3drm953]

SAME

[@timcoolsavege4923]

forskin undertale

[@BraceletsbyAnnie125]

@@timcoolsavege4923understandable

[@ultimategigachad629]

8:02 tho, in italian "peperoni" (with one p) means peppers

[@rowscouter]

Man uses stock images to communicate. *+15 Social Credit*

[@kajiwekx8554]

Is American (or at least sounds that way) -1,000,000,000 social credit

[@theycallmetheslime]

@@kajiwekx8554 catboy? -∞ social credit

[@Grunkdunce]

@@theycallmetheslime Catboy. +∞⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹⁹

[@Sebastian-fi2gv]

taiwan is a country

[@theycallmetheslime]

@@Sebastian-fi2gv -Ω social credit

[@Kazuha145]

Dom: "kids are stupid" Also Dom: *fuck I forgot to replace the thermal paste on my computer*

[@magmamilkshake6553]

R/dom is stupid

[@bennu_guy]

No replies?

[@sp1vzx]

?seilper on

[@CosmicalTSB]

Why is there 3 replies when theres only 2

[@Profkol0rado]

r/adultsarestupid

[@lil_chip9384]

7:56 Dear Dark Dom,my one of my brother’s thought pepperoni was made out peppers so my mom had to call them meat circle’s

[@Colaceball]

Lmao

[@tivcandraw]

“Mmkay so we have extra cheese and sauce on your pizza, anything else?” “Yeah imma get some of those….. neat circles please?” “Meat circles? Do you mean pepperoni?” “Nonono, *meat circles!*”

[@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637]

6:34 i love how Obama is like "look at that"

[@gus7807]

What you say about me?

[@sheepgaming595]

@@gus7807 what’s ur last name? It’s for a school project

[@billyjim0733]

@@sheepgaming595 yeah same. I too coincidentally also happen to have a school project at the same time

[@gus7807]

@@sheepgaming595 i dont even know

[@somegermanguy7]

@@sheepgaming595 *I also have a school project it's called "asking random people on KZbin for their last name"*

[@b9k-e7f]

Rest in peace. But, if your computer explodes, rest in pieces.

[@moldyvoldy2447]

guys off topic but i just realized how painful it is to fall down stairs and get the wind knocked out of you😭

[@zxen_178]

The first dude: “He’s a little confused, but he got the spirit.”

[@awesomeii8346]

2:17 author's footnote, Sampson is a giant tick

[@Everettalla]

Good boy Sampson 🐜👋 *pat pat*

[@link12click]

@@Everettalla that’s an ant !! liar…

[@Everettalla]

@@link12click There is no tick emoji, I’m not the liar here.

[@Fostero7]

*pat*

[@sebastoslafriteGD]

When I was young, i had heard people saying things like: "I have a bit of hungarian blood in me." *So i thought if you bled you would lose your heritage.*

[@pinapologist101]

When I was a kid my Mom told me that if I woke up early on Christmas Day my presents from Santa would disappear and I believed her since Santa is magic and When I woke up on Christmas Day and when it was around 6am I looked out the window and since it was Winter it was obviously still dark and I whined *Awwww! It’s still dark* My Mom must’ve been so proud of herself

[@Xam-ye3uc]

Fun fact: for the person who played breath of the wild, ( or botw) it is possible to have multiple save files, the kid just deleted the saves without knowing it.

[@XCORVBHC]

100 degrees CELSIUS? Its already hot on 100 degrees FAHRENHEIT but CELSIUS? The pc will just boil water at that point. RIP dom's computer.

[@taploko]

It got to be celcius because there is no way a cpu will have temp less than 40°c

[@crazilyryan6274]

I still don’t even know what pepperoni was made out of. I know it’s a meat, but like…

[@sovietictrasheater6486]

Pepperoni is like...a spicy sausage

[@fluffy698]

Pepperoni is pork with beef added for taste and texture.

[@whale2710]

Of pepperoni

[@marisadelacruz8434]

When I was a kindergarden, I thought growing up will make you taller instead of aging lmao.

[@Defnotegor]

Mee too.

[@toltol69733]

same

[@Iamdedenitlyok]

When I was six I thought aging helps you grow but my older sibling said that's not how it works💀

[@Cadeblaster]

6:10 that’s why they always have a bite out of them.

[@bxeee9323]

when i was a kid. i thought i was growing a tail bc my back hurt, when in the morning when it was school time, i told my friends that i was growing a tail. when i got home i back was still hurting and i was like “MOMMY MOMMY! im growing i tail!” she was like “thats nice sweetie” after that, i acted like a fox for the entire day.

[@adoyo]

WTF, well it's fine everyone has done something dumb at least once

[@mustafaomarYT]

Acted like a fox? Atleast you didn't wear fursuit

[@mach.in.a]

6:05 i love that rdj looks equally sad-

[@albertgonzalez6384]

Ah yes the flavor of lemon: “ *t a s t e m y y e l l o w* “

[@lydtoons2075]

Rest in Peace Dom's PC, you will be missed.

[@nicolebiewald18]

Rest in pee 🤓 🤓

[@jajajaun]

what happened

[@randommatt2451]

When I was 4 I used to believe that if you flap your arms really hard you will fly like a bird so one day I went out to recess everyday and waved my arms really hard and believed really bad and it never happened so one day I just bursted out crying

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Oh gosh-

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

I honestly did not know pepperoni even was made of until I looked it up when it was mentioned in the video, it’s apparently a blend of pork and beef. How did I not know what pepperoni was made of until now?

[@woah7261]

Kid: *meets Barack Obama* Also kid: "contemplates life choices"

[@futuredropout]

the real story is she was famous for making clothes out of random items and her mom wouldnt let her make random clothes while they were there

[@thebestog8618]

4:23 The way he said “blue”

[@ians8963]

4:31 John is mot likely color blind because when colorblind people see yellow objects hey are usually blue

[@unitredacted9051]

When I was a kid I somehow locked myself in a bedroom. To this date no one remembers it but I have a vivid memory of the doorknob being drilled off and I will never be able to discover how in gods name I did that.

[@cathorse11]

This is my favourite subreddit. Also rip your pc 💀

[@HamHamIsDeadInside]

Yeah same

[@Basketry]

I’m crying 😭

[@saturn_-]

I remember when I was in kindergarten, the teacher was explaining a math problem and I wasn’t listening at all. The teacher said if we understood to raise our hands and solve the math problem, I knew she wouldn’t call on me so I raised my hand to make it look like I understood, and the teacher called on me, and I was like “uhh, I actually don’t know…”.

[@ChaosEnthusiast]

i remember when i was little i went to dance class and they asked one day if anyone know what the moonwalk was. i said i knew and then they asked me to show everyone what it was. i walked backwards oh and another time they had us do a dance show past my bedtime and i was really tired. so tired in fact, instead of doing the dances i just spun around in circles like an idiot

[@crazychier]

4:15 *Taste my yellow.*

[@mildcholester6741]

5:15 "i haven't played it since" literally said yesterday

[@BrickBusterVideo647]

5:04 “yeah your son actually cut his finger off please educate him so he can keep the rest of his hands” I’m just dying that he said hands I stress of finger just the whole hand just came right off when he stuck it in the pencil sharpener

[@AgntPig]

It’s always a good day when dim uploads

[@ninjaducc2747]

Yes, My favorite youtuber , DarkDim

[@me-oc6gb]

I love when dim uploads videos

[@me-oc6gb]

@@ninjaducc2747fr, dim forever ✊🏽

[@rhubarbeque]

Dim gang forever yo

[@ninjaducc2747]

@@gus7807 lol

[@raeleigh8750]

the one about the microwave got me dead

[@Cone_Head44]

so no one's going to talk about how one of they said that lemons taste blue

[@TheKnightEngineer]

Blue

[@keegandaurity304]

Someone needs to write an obituary for Dom's PC.

[@burneraccount118]

“Drinking the dababy potion at 3 am (gone sexual)

[@4evR.]

REST IN PIECES HOPEFULLY YOU FIND THE WHOLE PC PARTS WHEN IT BLOWS UP

[@ArtsyDiamond]

Whenever Dom uploads the day instantly gets better

[@timcoolsavege4923]

👘

[@ツSupremacyツ]

“What flavour do u like?” “Blue”

[@Youraverageperson..]

*The 3 am videos are the only things that keep me sane.*

[@JustANoobAnimator]

R.I.P Poor computer died at such young age 😭😭😭😭

[@Powerfantasyforever]

4:15 no one is going to talk about the fact that kid said "taste my yellow"

[@IzLidk]

Rest In Peace dark doms computer, you will be missed

[@prod.sike.mp3]

i like how kids laugh at any joke you say, even if it isn’t funny :)

[@Nakia11798]

That or it's really funny and they just give you a deadpan stare.

[@OneTwoFive0]

I mean… the teacher did ask if anyone knew how to crack an egg, not if you could crack it in the bowl

[@thebigboy-fr9bg]

7:01 Sadly yes... *BUT I LIVED!*

[@PiTimesTwo]

2:12 My cat is Sampson Deltarune fans: NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOt]]

[@josephmcviety147]

7:06 Relatable Once when I was in year three (I am British )I was with my friend and 2 year ones or something and my friend told them he got hurt (don’t remember how though) and then a year one asked “Did you die?” And me and my friend bursted out laughing

[@DarkSecret149]

I was away for a few days, I come back, and suddenly all of my favourite KZbinrs have uploaded... AND my favourite KZbinr, Dark Dom Also, RIP computer And please, don't eat a tic-tac or a TikTok, I don't want the world to flood in tears

[@_Kabir_]

When I was like 4 I thought smarties made me smart so every time me and my dad went shopping to the grocery store I said “smarties make me smart” as an excuse to get smarties

[@max_punch]

I told my friends smarties was medicine so they wouldn't ask me for one lmao

[@_Kabir_]

@@max_punch lmao

[@fellowcrusader]

the kid in the thumbnail isnt stupid hes just funny lmao

[@fr0zenflakes]

A moment of sillence for dark doms computer😔 Rest in peace

[@dumpy5266]

Finally, I’m not the only one who cut their finger by trying to sharpen it with a pencil sharpener

[@Feezee223]

Wait other people did that as a kid? I thought I was the only one lol.

[@amaulu]

@@Feezee223 omg same lol-

[@dianed429]

WHY DOSE EVREYONE DO THIS IMBICILES

[@Feezee223]

@@dianed429 because I was a dumb child lol.

[@MShortsshort]

4:15 “👹 TASTE MY YELLOW 👹”

[@alexandria97]

Sounds like taste the rainbow

[@snivubble]

this is my favourite subreddit oml its ridiculous sometimes 😭

[@陳英權]

2:01 pov: you forgot how to crouch in Minecraft while building a contraption

[@陳英權]

Or what a mob feels like

[@lukthelukiamluk]

2:09 The thing is, kids are so young that they haven't had time for any really sad to happen to them which means they have no idea what is and isn't sad.

[@grunt_user646]

Rip Dark Dom's computer, you will be missed 😔✊

[@FatAndFamished]

When I was a kid I woke up and opened all the Christmas presents at like 2am and I got caught because I woke up my dad so he could help me make a lego set

[@masterplasma5644]

But hey anithing for the Lego set right?

[@FatAndFamished]

@@masterplasma5644 Yeah 😂

[@timcoolsavege4923]

chris

[@enderman812]

r/itemshop idea: Sonic the Hedgehog potion can make you as fast as Sonic the Hedgehog

[@dumbfnafvidslol3670]

5:54 when I see those aliens 🥵🥶

[@Sucullentbutter]

:|

[@sheriffbacon6867]

I'm happy people aren't talking about 5:33 and going "OMG DARKDOM USED A BAD WORD DOESN'T HE KNOW KIDS WATCH HIM?!??!!" P.S rip computer ????-2021

[@Frizzr_7]

I mean you just did.. u couldve just ignored it

[@sheriffbacon6867]

@@Frizzr_7 I had to share my happiness that no one cares.

[@VictoryPilot200]

What's the name of the music at 3:02?

[@supermariobit6447]

That's is why I have cloud save on my switch lol

[@marvel_dc_fan1013]

Rip your PC. We hold it dear in our hearts.

[@TheRealSunnySP]

5:29 Don: Don’t most story games have multiple save files Undertale: *sweating*

[@ThatGirlEmmaa]

Hello 👋 Want to hear a story? Ok, In the 4th grade someone decided to say ‘I have a boyfriend!’ Everyone was confused even me the the girl said ‘ Oh no not a boyfriend a friend that’s a boy!’ Everyone agreed with her and I said nothing and who knows maybe some people actually did have a boyfriend.

[@CrazyAngry08]

R.I.P Dark Dom’s computer. :(

[@HamHamIsDeadInside]

This is the first time I've seen a wild Helluva Boss fan

[@pandasforeverprayingforukr4834]

Ripp

[@cedsgm9205]

One of my dumb kid moments was when I thought that "rip" meant rest in piss.

[@wanderer_1018]

0:01 a kid in 1st grade asked me if he should write "fxck" on his school notebook and I didn't know what it meant so I said yes anyways, I went home and asked my mom and my mom told me to never say it. I know, no one asked but I want to share it also rip pc

[@jackdamons2768]

When i was a kid i got mad at a teacher that was yelling at my friend Benjamin for no reason, so when we went to art class that teacher went to him and yaped again!! I grabed a paint brush and painted her whoole ugly face into black and thrown colours on her. They were oil colours.. Hard to get off... She then gave me a red card and with my friend we went outside. And we just ROLLED IT UP AND SMOKED OUTSIDE XDD

[@cybervandal]

What

[@cawsomeaolin]

@@cybervandal he’s literally switching ages every 2 seconds

[@-miika_starr-]

source: trust me bro

[@Polandfish486]

One time in 1st grade i got a pencil and threw it up to catch it behind me but it hit another student almost in the eye......

[@-.Lord-Frieza.-]

Im still laughing at the kid who said « DRINKING THE DABABY POTION AT 3AM!! » 👉😬👈

[@Flaming.hotdoritos]

Ever since GioFilms quit youtube i've been watching your content 🥲

[@pussylover3000]

He quit?

[@Flaming.hotdoritos]

@@pussylover3000 yeah

[@aarushquesadilla3621]

1:37 anyone else notice her name

[@OgHurptyDurpty]

When I was around 3 years old my parents told me “Alcohol was a drug.” So whenever I saw my mom and dad drink I would say,”Mommy are you doing drugs?”

[@TEETHREAL]

Rip Doms pc, it exploded right after the video was over