r/Me_irl | mouse machine broke

[@dismal8294]

"left handed people don't exist" Ambidextrous people: *fading in and out*

[@PsnWasTaken]

Welp guess I don’t exist

[@alastortheradiodemon1104]

@@PsnWasTaken wait your left handed that's neat

[@bobbbobb4299]

@@alastortheradiodemon1104 i am too but i dont exsit... just ur imagination

[@MochaFur1]

huh, I didn't know I don't exist.

[@endarus6053]

im perfectly ok with that whole phone on both sides thing. what really bothers me is tilting it so its up and down.

[@cuber1254]

"What, you turn into a Canadian?" *HEY* we only eat wood for lunch on Mondays

[@tardis5179]

really? one of my distant cousins that lives in Toronto eats wood for lunch on weekends.

[@sillified1864]

and wednesdays

[@theactualgarfield]

EXACTLY

[@hellofriends280]

The other days , we are eating sirop

[@theactualgarfield]

@@hellofriends280 and poutine

[@Zonokito]

"Left handed people dont exist" Me, who is left handed: Maybe i am right handed-

[@kingasasin177]

Or don’t exist

[@Zonokito]

@@kingasasin177 *Slowly fades out of existence*

[@aynat3068]

@@Zonokito *Oi Thanos!* What did u gotta click your fingers?

[@Zonokito]

@@aynat3068 Thats my new favorite sentence-

[@JustARoamer]

Dead and deaf baby feet are the cure

[@dentalplays5325]

Fun fact: Plague doctors were used during a plague (duh) and the beak was full of spices while the robes were covered in wax. Everyone thought the plague was caused by bad air which is why they soaked the robes in wax, it was actually fleas but since the robes were layered with wax, they never got the plague due to fleas not being able to get through the wax

[@BOT_CORP]

“I don’t know how, but you used the wrong formula and got the right answer”

[@lonemarkkingoftypos3722]

I knew about the beak part, but definitely not the wax

[@Therilyari]

"Left-handed aren't real" Me a left-handed person *questions whole existence*

[@ok-rd9ox]

"Maybe I'm a monster"

[@aaudacityyy.]

We are the same

[@artisticcrystal4776]

Maybe I am a a simulation

[@auatom-]

What are we...?

[@niclaswa5408]

Left-handers! Assemble!

[@LinguaPhiliax]

EmKay says: "Trans rights!" Also EmKay: "Left-handed people aren't real." Thomas Sanders: -_-

[@dabestorkposta]

Before this, the only person I knew of that was a left hander was Sans

[@Chara_Dreemurr999]

@@dabestorkposta *megalovainia intensifies*

[@bup489]

W

[@-zephyr-1591]

*Wait, how do we even know if Sans is left-handed-*

[@mannyllamas6828]

Imma just put a meme here, don’t mind me. Girls when they see a spider: 13:03

[@moonycat]

Robin: "EmKay says trans rights!" *happy lexi noises*

[@JustABurningMemoryofChristmas.]

Robin: Left handed people don't exist. *sad DadBot noises :(*

[@Lakesid]

emkay: left handed people don’t exist. my brother: *starts fading away*

[@TheGlitchyMario]

Ye

[@jorgeandreis]

Me:AAAAAGHHHH-(becomes a pot)

[@passerby3522]

Guess I’m gone.

[@Thom_lol]

me: welp im out

[@that1lefty]

Bye workd~

[@davidjinbk]

Robin: “Wait a minute, the jazz music stopped?!??” Music: *doesn’t stop*

[@AppleAshton09]

**Visible confusion**

[@HieuNguyen-dv3ld]

@HanHanPlayz #g

[@Jeiquilibrium]

@@HieuNguyen-dv3ld #h

[@meganbenson1478]

@@Jeiquilibrium #i

[@notebookperson]

@@meganbenson1478 #j

[@adammartin8499]

“What, do you become a Canadian?” I breathed from my noise.

[@michaelsegal3558]

I’m a Canadian I don’t know what you mean by that

[@GabrielTheGreat001]

You need to be BORN a Canadian to BE a Canadian

[@michaelsegal3558]

@@GabrielTheGreat001 I was born a Canadian I was born in Toronto Canada

[@TehGrmB33p3r]

I was a Canada

[@AoiFear]

Same

[@GJones_books_photography]

"Emkay says trans rights" Lexi: you bloody better

[@カーテンコールに惜別を]

*loads gun* you better 🔫

[@AnCanadian]

As a Canadian I can confirm nibbling on the wooden stick of ice cream turns you into a Canadian

[@kj_09]

Same I am also a Beaver Bro

[@felixjuneau1873]

And chomping on living seal make you a polar bear. You can become a 5c or a 2$

[@August-was-orange]

I once turned a Popsicle stick into wood chips

[@goingtoscream9708]

"Remember kids, Emkay says trans rights." You did not give me a heads up I'd be here smiling for the rest of the day *help*

[@Ecofriendlyant]

I feel so valid

[@bossystingray3725]

@@Ecofriendlyant Sameeeee

[@SinisterAlex]

Daddy_McWhoreDick same holy shit-

[@maxmajcher5115]

I love your name thingy. Thank you ❤

[@Kiwi_Tea]

Should be equal rights for everyone.

[@ctrlkerdel]

Robin's therapist: "Left handed people aren't real, they can't hurt you" Left handed people like me: "The day I lost my identity"

[@shadowsilvertailsfan]

Saaamee

[@bryansupan1730]

Who dare summon me

[@minijyt4361]

Same

[@bladehoon]

i have appeared to give you a like, now tell robin to give us our identity back

[@F-cel3ss]

Imagine: Left handed emojis.

[@mushroomdance6293]

“Left handed people don’t exist” Me: * slowly vanishing *

[@Ardorstorm]

same

[@agentferno286]

Good bye

[@elizabethwalters3877]

i feel ya

[@TheFaithfulAnon]

same 😔

[@snowfish7294]

Same

[@scbtripwire]

4:46 Years later with the child now being an adult, this photo either became a family treasure, or one hell of a phobia-inducing psychological scar.

[@sawsdaboss8100]

"Left handed people aren't real." Me: But I'm lef- *fades away*

[@GlitchEwE]

Oh frick I'm left ha-

[@wymerhechanova2637]

I'm right handed I survived

[@elysianquinn3223]

What a load of bs I’m left han-

[@YourLocal_Mkara]

Yes i'm righ- No i did not fade away i'm le-

[@eclipse3874]

I’m both so does half of me disappear? 🤠

[@that_one_strange_person]

Everybody be talking about the left handed people but seriously the mouse in the thumbnail is *hecking CUTE*

[@hawkfeather6802]

It's very cute! I wonder how soft it is?

[@that_one_strange_person]

@@hawkfeather6802 *Very.*

[@a_littlecrow7155]

It's a hamster.

[@that_one_strange_person]

@@a_littlecrow7155 But then why's it a mouse?

[@a_littlecrow7155]

@@that_one_strange_person nope that's a hamster

[@dutchplanderlin8391]

Emkay: says left handed people don’t exist. Me: am I a fake human

[@Safetyswitch]

You are

[@beautifulmeeses]

Yes

[@jojomaster7675]

Absolutely

[@moduleapothem6446]

Yes just like me

[@AnilKumar-rm6mv]

I am not

[@shinymainespoon]

13:54 For anyone wondering, "What the Health" is essentially a super-vegan documentary with tons of twisted truths, misleading facts, and downright stupid assumptions. Perfect example: "eating bacon increases your risk of cancer by 20%". In general, a person's risk of any cancer in their lifetime is 5%, and eating bacon EVERY DAY increases that to 6%. Six is indeed 20% higher than five, but it's exaggerating the truth.

[@phen1811]

It's prob like 0.05 for 5% So 0.05+ 20%

[@Andromeda-ss1my]

I just watched it. That shit was downright hilarious

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

The levels of sass that emits from Robin is ✨ *i m m a c u l a t e* ✨

[@lokthrylarsen9492]

wait female jesus is real?

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

@@lokthrylarsen9492 yes.

[@selentia404]

@@ItswasThatGuy LMAO

[@GUYZEPPELIN]

Shesus Christ

[@ambipan]

Never did I think I'd respectfully simp for female Jesus

[@lesliewolfe7643]

“Why isn’t my mouse working?” The hamster questioning its existence:

[@RaraZeCat]

Pretty sure that is a mouse.

[@tentyp2]

@@RaraZeCat no thats a hamster

[@mihaelaradu6370]

@@RaraZeCat hampter

[@uhappynowuhappynow116]

Well all are the same they have a hole

[@caraviq]

@@uhappynowuhappynow116 NO-

[@beingweirdisnormal1404]

"Left-handed people aren't real." Me: ok *fades away*

[@amartseren9548]

Fade away

[@paulrandell3252]

Fade away

[@reality5030]

Fade away

[@sacklicker2734]

Fade away

[@EmiDivinity]

Fade Away

[@PentaromaLMA0]

when the host of emkay says "i'll catch you later" but instead you get kidnapped by some random guy at a parking lot

[@blackarosskir]

that meme about parents getting angry when their kid is a decent human being BUT tHeY pLaY ViDeOgAmEs is so accurate, but my mom took a step further and she even takes offence that i don't drink and go to parties...she's saying that i should be doing that to make mistakes, hence to experience life and it's the most frustrating and baffling thing to me that she wants me to do bad choices to learn from them because like- i already know that they are mistakes, that's why i'm not doing it xD

[@timhurl1514]

@BlackARoss Kiryuu if your mother is actively trying to encourage you to make mistakes so you can experience life, that usually is a result of what she did when she was younger, however, I don't know how she was raised so take everything I say with a grain of salt. However that does sound like a cool mom, funny too, have a good day sir/ma'am

[@halcyondays4922]

Maybe she thinks that all teenagers are supposed to do things like that, and she's angry that you're not 'normal.' My own mother isn't happy that I don't go outside enough... But I mean. Where would I go???

[@Windows98R]

After my neighbors kid (about 3 years younger than me) went through a drug fiasco and a lawyer in their senior year, my parents became suddenly a lot more quieter about me (a dude in 3rd year college) and my PC…. Though, I feel like my parents were pretty understanding through out. Minus that decade old thing of not being able to pause a live match game.

[@doctorco2089]

69 likes

[@saltydinonuggies1841]

My parents constantly yelled at me about smart financial choices and are still trying to force me into college before i can afford it. So that ill end up in debt until im 60 like a good little american

[@keallm7578]

The intro screen is just slowly getting darker over like 3 years

[@man95ster]

Can’t wait til Emkay turns into from discord light mode to dark mode

[@mrmars5707]

*Harry potter theme intensifies

[@yukatathe1channel]

Oh my basement is darker than the thumbnail :)

[@myah3617]

@@yukatathe1channel 🤺 BACK 🤺 YOU 🤺 DEVILISH 🤺 SCOUNDREL 🤺

[@yukatathe1channel]

@@myah3617 who said I wasn’t one?

[@captainredducky2151]

Robin’s right, I’m left handed and I also don’t exist. I’m a figment of your collective imagination.

[@I_Stole_Your_Toast]

Huh. Neat.

[@CyoPaws]

Haha. Fool I won't be able to exist ˢᵒᵒⁿ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿ⁻

[@unpaidduo]

@@CyoPaws huh? Where’d ya go?

[@caylebdavies8783]

im a left handed people and im real... or not?

[@lukewebeck1682]

Damn this comment makes me question this reality even more considering I never met you before to know 😅

[@kekekeke2200]

The electric fence one reminds me of the story of the man who got arrested for yelling at a teenager breaking into his house and literally threatening the man with a hammer and all the man did was yell at the teenager

[@Flufster1]

Congrats you made me lose even more faith at humanity I have like 27% left of faith rn

[@randomfluffkingt.9364]

Movie: Starts Movie Actor: "It all stared whe-" My Mom: *Who are you?* Edit: Sheeeesh there's a whole lotta overkill fans, nice

[@noahlovesburgers]

Nice overkill logo

[@iwams6450]

I remember after watching avengers infinity war when the text said "thanos will return" my mother legit said "whos thanos"

[@happyinsideg]

why BECAUSE

[@AnilKumar-rm6mv]

Lol that a hit 6

[@zipbees3533]

This me alway why WHY AM I MOM >:-(

[@funnifurrytechgirl]

all arguments against nokia 3310: *exist* me: "but snek"

[@amia7z]

Good point

[@theshoobananamaster8245]

"name a more toxic community, I'll wait" **shows earth** me: "ok" **shows Venus** this hurt me too

[@cadenw_1]

XD

[@1nd1a74]

i dont want to ruin the 99 likes but im sorry it got to 100

[@theshoobananamaster8245]

@@1nd1a74 tbh, I didn't even know I got 100 likes on this

[@pane0_018]

@HanHanPlayz Uranus hehehehehehehe

[@legendaryfella3236]

*Nose exhale

[@vancel35]

at 18:33 this is so true. When I was a manager, if I needed to talk to someone later about just normal stuff, I'd say "I need to talk to you when you have a chance... nothing bad, so don't panic."

[@WhimWearsBlue]

“Left handed people don’t exist” Me, a right handed person: Ok

[@henry605]

Emkay: left hands don’t exist me: maybe I’m a non existent beaver because I am Canadian

[@Capibapi1]

*Angry beaver noises*

[@subtotalocean1773]

But I’m British

[@Fliptastic]

I'm Canadian and I'm right handed

[@kekekeke2200]

The brush teeth before a dentist appointment is something that should be widespread, if you brush your teeth before a dentist appointment the dentist can see somewhat how you brush when you brush effectively. And yeah, bad teeth is kind of a big problem in most countries, a main reason is because your teeth seem very good for so long until you become older and your body focuses on the vital body parts

[@shadow_fire4606]

90% of people in comments: left handed arent real 10% of people in comments: any other meme

[@xiumeihuang8331]

*9.9%

[@idunnowhattonamemyself8415]

“Left handed people aren’t real” A joke but it still kinda hurt.

[@WeloveohgreatSam]

Yup 😢

[@powerpc64]

I'm ambidextrous but mainly left handed

[@Nexus-rt1bm]

Yup😔

[@romerotheliger3904]

@onix same but mainly right hand

[@ponc3au]

“Left handed people aren’t real” Me: ._. Me:._ Me: . Me:

[@chenn2749]

IT NEVER EXISTED. DO. NOT. SPEAK. ABOUT. IT.

[@confusedlemon9289]

bye woody

[@phibit]

Me: Me M

[@marleenvandegraaf2123]

So now i am a lefthanded TOASTER

[@verkcuos]

me: i dont feel so good

[@jessiesmitty7207]

We're half way to getting the shower recording lol

[@SearcherRyan]

Doctor: you have one minute to live Me: *shows uno reverse card* Doctor: son of a bi...

[@imred8482]

_Wait that is illegal_

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

"....." _"listen here you little shi"_

[@renaiky2652]

doc : *show 2*

[@agneyaverma598]

Doctor: **shows cancel card** Doctor: *I THINK THE FUCK NOT.*

[@caraviq]

@@agneyaverma598 I love democrocy.

[@kevcraft9852]

"And as I've said, left handed people don't exist" Left Handed People: Oh no, meesa dissapearin'

[@caylebdavies8783]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *D O N T G O L Y I N 2 M E*

[@vinokai]

Me: *Ambidextrous* Oh no! My left hand is disappearing! AaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Kiwi_Tea]

...we aren't that annoying, omg.

[@jonathonmcfie2910]

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.."

[@Attrixine]

Oh no! I’m disappearing!

[@flamingleo27]

"Left handed people aren't real" Its was a joke but.... ow

[@voi.txt-]

damn

[@jadenlewis1971]

I wish we didn't no school work or anything

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

My late husband was a leftie. So is my oldest daughter. She was a year & a half old when I met him. Then we had my youngest 2 years later. Half my family were lefties. I do understand the struggle. Those kid scissors that the school provided for the kids really only work if you hold them in your right hand at a specific angle. I had to buy my daughter her own scissors. Both my late husband & my oldest had to sit on opposing corners of the table at family gatherings. My late husband was in the medical field & he had to order some of his own specialized equipment. People just don't really realize how many things are designed for right handed people.

[@doughmino4396]

Was bout to say that

[@BananaWasTaken]

Bold of you to assume it was a joke

[@Teh_Noob_Eporer]

4:34 I believe in magic and I wear a face-mask PROPERLY every time I go out.

[@Andre6k57]

When a pc gamer asks why the mouse isn’t working but then suddenly it starts glowing

[@diogoafonso3660]

*Chernobil gamers be like*

[@skaterpro574]

You play pc?

[@piperxd7654]

“Left handed people aren’t real.” Aight, imma die

[@DELETED_4CC0UNT]

Guess I'll Die

[@omor6390]

yep I died

[@pink_sky_morning4842]

will I be halved?

[@notthatntg]

emkay doesn't believe in me

[@squeryneryn]

“Left handed people aren’t real” Me who uses both hands:*nervous laughter*

[@god2593]

I can fix that with a butcher knife.

[@squeryneryn]

@@god2593 thanks man

[@god2593]

@@squeryneryn No problem my child.

[@powerpc64]

I'm ambidextrous and so are you!!

[@kartikghawalkar2246]

2:06 That line of text is literally what I learned in class in a nutshell

[@Cat_in_a_bottle]

"left handed people aren't real" Me: it all makes sense now i don't exist

[@god2593]

Isn't his profile a picture of a left hand?

[@computercat4281]

@@god2593 Sadly, no. It is a right hand

[@god2593]

@@computercat4281 It twas a joke my child.

[@danidoczi1608]

I also do not exsist

[@moth_ia4735]

"Left handed people aren't real" Me, a left-handed person : *slowly begins to dematerialize*

[@hahaimnotstraight]

Robin: "Left-handed people don't exist." Me, a left-handed person: You fear what you don't understand, Robin. *skitters away on just my left hand*

[@whyiwakeup6460]

*WHAT*

[@TECh-wg7mv]

Boss name: SS Left Information: Uses her left hand to destroy her opponents. When threatened, she skittles away like a spider except she only uses her left hand to do so. Danger level: Friendly( left handed) OH LAWD SHE COMIN' (right-handed a.k.a, normal people) This was a joke btw

[@themerchant1968]

Ah, a strength player using a dex build for the first time

[@hahaimnotstraight]

@@TECh-wg7mv I LOVE THIS

[@hahaimnotstraight]

@@whyiwakeup6460 You fear what you don't understand,,

[@CinnaminiMax]

As a Canadian I can confirm we are beavers and eat wooden popsicle sticks for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and sometimes for a snack

[@darkdefender9919]

Emkay: says left handed people don’t exist Me: *mesa disappearing*

[@omor6390]

im also disappearing like freaking thanos

[@abyss4836]

"Left-handed people aren't real" Me who is left-handed: The F%ck

[@romeenanarayan5874]

Same here.

[@youraveragesub]

Me trying to go full ambidextrous: *Mr Stark I don't feel so good*

[@adrenaline3326]

@@romeenanarayan5874 same (2)

[@bluesclues429]

@@adrenaline3326 same (3)

[@imtired5712]

@Mina Ashido same (6)

[@SmolChild1173]

"emkay says trans rights" Lexi is trans so I'd hope you'd believe in trans rights

[@yoshtomah5662]

Who is lexi

[@SmolChild1173]

@@yoshtomah5662 one of the narrators

[@yoshtomah5662]

@@SmolChild1173 thx

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

Can people choose to "believe" in rights? 0:

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@captainnemolostintheocean1652 I guess. You choose to believe that certain categories should have rights. For example; I could choose not to believe in left handed rights. I no longer believe left handed people should have rights.

[@lloafofbread]

“Name a more toxic community, I’ll wait” Me: every singly inhabitable planet

[@dr.springer5300]

F in the chat for every guy who had his girl stolen by Ryan

[@PigFishYT]

Ha! Too bad for him, he cant steal anything from me because im socially uncapable 🙂

[@plugin7184]

F

[@meep6942]

f i guess

[@riverkath]

"Left handed people aren't real." Me and 11% of the world: *confused screaming*

[@pathmor]

You do not exist.

[@mollygrader4918]

​@@pathmor well neither does your dad

[@bestcrescent4204]

@@mollygrader4918 well neither does my will to live

[@mollygrader4918]

@@bestcrescent4204 Neither does my happiness

[@pathmor]

@@mollygrader4918 Jokes on you, my father’s right handed

[@mollygrader4918]

"Left handed people are not real" Me: *Mr. Stark i don't feel so good*

[@bananakanee7948]

isn't mr stark left handed?

[@mollygrader4918]

@@bananakanee7948 ...*MR.STARK NOOO*

[@Lethal_Stone]

Man, and he refuses to believe in us...

[@mollygrader4918]

@@Lethal_Stone yeah......

[@bananakanee7948]

@@mollygrader4918 lets kidnap robin and turn him left handed

[@LexusLFA554]

2:20 This reminds me of my first "Salesman in E-Commerce" book. It is riddled with errors from start to finish, calling Business-to-Business B2C at some point.

[@cadentalley534]

Emkay: left handed people don't exist Me: guess I'll die then

[@w3rdk1d.71]

Same

[@8TrackBeats_]

left handed gang

[@N3M0_______________________243]

Same

[@w3rdk1d.71]

@@8TrackBeats_ yess Left handed gang

[@w3rdk1d.71]

@@8TrackBeats_ yess Left handed gang

[@chunchunma4ru]

"Why isnt the mouse working?" Try smashing and hitting it always works for me

[@officallymychannelname6692]

HOW COULD U

[@lookitsdapotato5445]

R/cursedcomments

[@officallymychannelname6692]

NOOOOOOO

[@tiffanywozniak4478]

But now there blood on my computer 🙁

[@tiffanywozniak4478]

@UTGH aahhhggg

[@chrisl8801]

One: left handed. Ouch. Two: went to the dentist straight from work and said I didn't have tine to brush my teeth... hygienist said "Ew. Here is a brush and paste, go fix that."

[@sansuusilly]

Everybody talking about the left handed people but the hamster in the thumbnail is SO SO SOOO *HECKING CUTE*

[@fiirewiinter]

Emkay: I am not gonna read the god damn dictionary MrBeast: Hold my Money

[@bossytito4031]

Nah nah nah Hold my money for 24 hours

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Me: **finally finished all of my school work** My teachers for no gosh darn reason: *_there is another_*

[@MehIsYes4020609]

“EmKay says Trans rights” I stan

[@sirsmugrock]

I understood the “People who need _____” I am that advanced.

[@elisabeth1436]

"EmKay supports Trans rights." me: The fastest like in the west

[@tiffanywozniak4478]

?

[@elisabeth1436]

@@tiffanywozniak4478 ?

[@josiemek]

Ha gay

[@rosin_eater]

@Faiyaz Ahmed Lexi is trans :)

[@snailkat]

“ Left handed people aren’t real” Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

[@mgereluk]

7:14 as a Canadian, I can confirm we regularly turn into beavers and back

[@theexplainer1576]

I also can comfirm

[@carolinesconcertvids860]

I have an identical looking mouse. It's so high tech that it drinks water, eats and runs around

[@mocabulary6578]

"Left handed people aren't real" My brother: right and left handed Me: you broke the system

[@guacbird]

he is half real

[@superjoey100]

[comment not real, because the person who wrote this is left handed]

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

Me when I meet a new person: Hi! New person: hello! Me: *simutanly imagining the worst case scenario of this conversation while saying how are you*

[@AnilKumar-rm6mv]

Yo hi

[@shelleymcrae514]

2:17 to quote I think it was Mark Twain “don’t argue with an idiot they’ll just drag you down to their level and win based off experience”

[@Aaroncarter95]

"Don't argue with idiots. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience" is the exact quote. I use it to avoid idiots that voted Biden aka the dead all the time.

[@m25632]

@Aaron Carter the Irony of complaining about voting Biden on a comment regarding stupidity. Unless you mean Bernie Sanders, in which case I apologise.

[@hyprnoevae]

13:50 ik this is late but 1 egg a day doesn't equal to 5 cigarettes a day. One egg a day will not lead to heart disease while a cigarette might as well given enough time. This is why you fact-check crazy information before taking it as fact.

[@charax-1]

"May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtle duck?" A quick snack is very delicious when scrolling

[@daiyousei.1586]

Tastes even better with the blood of many disowned children as sauce

[@teethandcandles]

wait, no you can't say that. YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

[@Milkybetrayal]

Duck soup and it comes in it's own bowl.

[@Animalynn]

ooooooooooooooooooo

[@Animalynn]

@@daiyousei.1586 wtf your right

[@Arcticanine]

That mouse really do be sitting in the meme posture while joining his hands.

[@someina_]

its a hamster

[@spiltmilk0204]

2:19 ok i’m trans and that genuinely made me smile like an idiot for like three minutes

[@goldphoenix9.]

I support :)

[@DominosPizza155]

@Vale :P my bestie is non binary as well, but they also have these neopronouns star/scribble and I adore them

[@spiltmilk0204]

@@DominosPizza155 omg that’s adorable! i’m dating someone who’s nb :D

[@spiltmilk0204]

@@goldphoenix9. :D

[@qw8u]

@@spiltmilk0204 good job

[@chrisdahl5671]

Did anyone else hear the “HEE HEE” in the background at 19:28 😂

[@xientau9028]

"What do PPL do in the shower for 45 min+????" Me: "Mental wellness inventory."

[@johnnykniffin9203]

When Robin calls out left handed people yet you're ambidextrous. *claps* Noice.

[@botlazarlazar8625]

When robin says left handed people aren't real but you have 2 hands 😎

[@jeogiyonoonahokshinamjachi5230]

Same

[@lonemarkkingoftypos3722]

@@botlazarlazar8625 we dont exist all along!!!

[@cantcatchfoolz]

16:11 We need to hit 5 million subscribers on emkay just for this.

[@draknight5081]

2:22 I’m slightly concerned that I understand this perfectly.

[@Man-df2zh]

15:38 it's either an 'o h y e a h' moment or an 'ohgodohfuckit'sgoingtoexplode' moment

[@sunflowey_.2.068]

"left handed ppl dont exist.." my best freind : bestie i domt feel so good.. **turns into dust** me:nice

[@iamerror6546]

"Left handed people don't exist." me who's ambidextrous: huh?

[@Jupiter_Rumbii]

i hope your alRIGHT

[@brineeggliang5460]

@@Jupiter_Rumbii get out.

[@SSSTUDIOS365]

@@brineeggliang5460 a bit late dude he already LEFT

[@brineeggliang5460]

@@SSSTUDIOS365 well the comment's still there

[@ABMC2]

i love how robin just openly talks about his political beliefs, i aspire to have such strength

[@doodlebug47]

The “not knowing how to deal with compliments” comic describes me. “Sup ugly.”

[@miab-p6874]

14:09, no, it isn't true that an egg yolk is bad for you. This is based on a study were they fed RABBITS a large quantity of eggs every day. The rabbits were unhealthy because rabbits aren't meant to eat eggs let alone a large quantity every day. The reason they were sick is because their bodies could not metabolize and break down the eggs' proteins properly because they are herbivores. Humans on the other hand are omnivores and won't get sick if they eat eggs. There are many other species of animals who eat a lot of eggs (like weasels) and they don't get sick. Eggs are just nutritious and there is nothing in the eggs themselves that could be dangerous.

[@skylarkole8335]

"Emkay says Trans Rights" *Proud trans viewer noises*

[@KTTNBYTEZ]

As you should be 👍

[@munchied889]

^-^

[@Krakyy]

Father figure

[@candylandish]

As you should be!

[@CreepySaiyanGaming]

“Left handed people aren’t real.” Me: Mr. Emkay, I don’t feel so g-

[@anotherwofartist5895]

“Left handed people aren’t real” Me, a left-handed artist and (self-proclaimed) writer: am I a joke to you

[@treywilliams1388]

Yes

[@zenryzap3831]

Did you really need to brag about knowing how to do the shape or write the thing?

[@alainadriver7541]

I mean, we gotta get our facts straight... And make sure to possibly start an internet rampage over letters and technology.

[@Jinxed2906]

Same-

[@michalsykora6035]

"left handed people aren´t real" *mr* *stark...i* *dont* *feel* *so* *good*

[@pigtoad]

Robin: “Left handed people aren’t real” Me a left handed person: maybe I’m *not real*

[@marleenvandegraaf2123]

I shall be a lefthanded toaster now

[@pigtoad]

@@marleenvandegraaf2123 oh no

[@the.real.vinnylicious_vinny]

EmKay: trans rights! Me: *happy genderless noise*

[@satan9628]

“Left handed people don’t exist” My ambidextrous ass: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*

[@mellon3293]

Thanks satan

[@spaghetti1672]

Was this just a flex that you're ambidextrous?

[@skelybrinegaming8497]

“Emkay supports trans rights” Thank you for verifying my very existence random person that reads Reddit posts for a living on KZbin.

[@Grady_Oconnell]

We also have the fabulous Lexikitty

[@sorakafutanari]

your very existence should not be self unacceptance and overthinking a social issue that shouldn't even be a thing in the first place D:

[@trolly4233]

You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit

[@deadnewchannelformelycillc7899]

I mean, i also support trans, But i wish emkay also supported GOD DAMN LEFT HANDED PEOPLE

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

moi two

[@FilthyLegionMain]

It’s planking time, boys.

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

The thumbnail: "I see your Magic Keyboard, and I raise you Magic Mouse."

[@lochlanneff5457]

Robin: left handed people don’t exist me: Understandable, have a great day

[@alainadriver7541]

Yes... Yes... Goodbye now!