r/Me_irl | memes for GAMERS ONLY!! ;)

[@honhonhonbaguettes]

9:01 There are two types of people in this world: Jimin and Taehyung

[@EmKay]

Stan Jungwoo

[@gayzai5027]

Oooooooooooooooooooooo hecc yeah

[@gayzai5027]

@@EmKay hell yea

[@jahnavi8097]

@@EmKay wait, i am probably gonna be r/woooosh - ed but uh.. you know nct??

[@justinzanik683]

@@EmKay ePiC. Thanks for the like btw. not trying to be that guy, sucking up to ya, but your my literal favorite guy on the planet. (DONT TELL DAMIEN)

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

Fun fact: Of the 23 stab wounds on Julius Caesar’s body, only ONE was actually fatal. A perfect analogy for group projects

[@kirakiradiary]

Nicholas Bender holy cow

[@prettybigpengus]

even more accurate

[@deleted2632]

So most of them didn't even try lmao

[@justaserbiandoomer497]

@Elisa Castro RA-RA-RASPUTIN

[@jlco]

@Elisa Castro Or the first one. Never said which one was fatal.

[@Cheezymuffin.]

also, when Julius Caesar was assasinated, 60 people said they would do it, he was stabbed 23 times, (some probably by the same person) but on examening the body, only 1 happend to be deadly, meaning this group project of 60 people was carried out by 1 individual and I think that is a perfect analogy for group projects

[@27lasers]

Copy

[@Cheezymuffin.]

@@27lasers yes I learned it from somewhere else, but I didn't just copy paste I actually wrote it out. Cause I ain't a fucking god so I don't know everything so I have to learn stuff and I like to spread knowledge further.

[@soupcan]

yeah thats how... research works. everything is a copy.

[@Cheezymuffin.]

@@soupcan exactly

[@masenyaolivia9705]

@@27lasers do us all a favour and Google the term "research". 💻

[@alisona9524]

I feel called out in every single one of these

[@backatitlikeacrackaddict7541]

Ikr?

[@ultraccaptain3099]

What, so you were hit by a fricken Moose balls?

[@Chelsea_3244]

Don’t we all....?

[@salehhaz8842]

Dude stop...

[@Duelkitten]

I mean if you live in canada like i do it's bound to happen. It's a price to pay for free healthcare.

[@itshawck]

“you can start screaming, basically anywhere. its not illegal or anything” librarians: so...you have chosen death

[@madkirk7431]

So you have chosen... Death*

[@leeisgone]

i certainly did

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

It's treason then

[@richieC1999]

Facts 😂

[@pepsi_cankitsune6796]

Librarian used BOOK GOT YEET

[@СоняСкупова-с9в]

I'm watching this instead of doing a lot of important things. No regrets

[@gentlemangnarr9417]

Quarantine bro, what things can be more important than Emkay? Особенно в России вахпыхав

[@brm9656]

Seriously man these videos are like fucking crack for procrastinators, we know we shouldn't do this, but we do it anyway

[@celineschaffhauser8430]

Aren’t we all?

[@SylvyTheSylveon]

Same.....

[@xanthippe_boyhell]

Amelie Warneck lol i haven’t done a single piece of schoolwork since quarantine started.

[@Pizzaguy173]

At 12:05, the whole “I gave birth to you” is easily counteracted by me. When I was born, my umbilical cord actually killed me. I had to be revived at the scene. Thus, it was not my mother who gave me life, it was a doctor that I will probably never meet. So, when she says “I gave birth to you!” I respond with “You killed me.” Her way of solving that problem was to say I wrapped the cord around my own throat and killed myself.

[@kolovekatoanga651]

Woah wait what? I didn’t even know that could happen! Straight outta the womb and then wow...

[@Pizzaguy173]

Kolove Katoanga Apparently I wrapped the cord once around my chest and three times around my neck. I was born purple, and I was dead. They had to revive me. My biggest question is this: Did my body have a previous soul that left when my body died, and that I replaced? Or did I actually die, and come back to life?

[@Pizzaguy173]

Cat Whisk I must have a reason that I am on this planet. If the gods yeeted me back to the mortal world, then there must be a reason that I am here.

[@oeeo6thealatreon118]

You’ll be the next person to solve climate change that’s why they Yeetit you back to Earth

[@Pizzaguy173]

Oeeo6 Lols Haha. I may be smart, but I don’t think that my mind can find that solution.

[@donutnarwhal135]

At the beginning, I was completely prepared to say "truck." I've been betrayed, backstabbed, and, quite possibly, bamboozled.

[@mitch7454]

Donut Narwhal oof 4 u

[@kennymccormick5135]

*SHAMONE*

[@gaminghuskyforlife]

Same but it is way bettwr

[@Rose_Lrji]

I know thisis stupid but bamboozled remind me of mumbo jumbo because you know BAMBOO-zled and.......12 bamboo is something that is related to him P.s mumbo for mayor

[@chuu7062]

RoseFantasy ji Random but I like it

[@hexagontheman]

2:12 *slams table aggressively* 23 STAB WOUNDS

[@FunnybUnnyo]

I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THAT FJDNDB YES

[@shatuow]

CONNOR MOMENT

[@HaydenofEverything]

The fact that Freddie Mercury said "You can do what you want with my image, just don't make it boring" and later sued Vanilla Ice for stealing the bassline to "Under Pressure" in "Ice Ice Baby" might just be the absolute best way I've heard somebody call another person's music boring.

[@Aetherismə]

Yay

[@shronkler1994]

or maybe exposing yourself as a liar...

[@puptbhgarza1826]

Can’t blame them

[@tayloraltmiller9529]

13:05 for those wondering this is a callback to a meme where one person named Josh Swain brought 65 people named Josh Swain into a group chat and challenged them to a fight on April 24 2021 the winner keeps the name while all the losers are forced to change it.

[@AbdullahKhan-el6xw]

U forgot to mention they all have the first name "Josh"

[@tayloraltmiller9529]

@@AbdullahKhan-el6xw OMG I'M SO STUPID

[@MemerAF]

The legacy of the Josh fight

[@TheOGPlatypus]

9:46 Fun fact: When you are trying to be silent and walk quietly your brain pays more attention to the noises around you, especially your own noises as you try to be quiet. This is in response to your mind anticipating your mom waking up to see you eating shredded mozzarella at 2 AM in just your undies

[@parthvader0607]

That is more relatable to me than in should be

[@forestsgachagarden4307]

Nope

[@forestsgachagarden4307]

I ware cloths and get milk AND don’t get cought. Take that

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

@@forestsgachagarden4307 You obviously didn't get caught skipping English class, either.

[@forestsgachagarden4307]

@@lizzieandmocha1131 I didn’t skip any of my classes I am just naturally bad at spelling 😊 have a good day random person!

[@BARB13_GUTZ]

Today I have learned: Emkay is very entertaining to watch when painting your nails at 1:17 am while heavily sleep deprived and weeks behind on hw.

[@foxicecube]

if you need to talk we are here

[@kayagorzan]

There are two types of people in this world: One who expects the unexpected And The one who doesn't expect *THE SPANISH INQUISITION*

[@internalforce]

You were expecting *THE SPANISH INQUISITION* but *IT WAS I, DIO*

[@djpvp9086]

That's how my country philipines got colonized

[@gerardwaysbloodynut]

I prefer to expect the expected because if I expect the unexpected it means it is now expected

[@internalforce]

@@djpvp9086 oof

[@soccerflea4563]

Sweet as Suga dang bro I thought I was weird

[@GamingJunis]

“Future self 2 months ago” Don’t you mean past...

[@EmKay]

Time is cyclical

[@michaelmyers8596]

EmKay

[@lukeskywalker90443]

@@michaelmyers8596 *_what_*

[@hiimkillian7143]

@@lukeskywalker90443 ah heehee

[@hiimkillian7143]

@* Alex * .

[@chalkwarrior5542]

Hey! Daughter of a paramedic here. My mom told me the reason why we like spicy food. Not masochism, but spicy food releases a chemical akin to opioids (I think?) to lessen the pain and that also gives us a bit of happiness so we just keep eating it and our body keeps producing _the good chemicals_ and yeah.

[@unpaidduo]

Time to start eating all the spicy food I can

[@isappycracks]

paramedic? you right? cus i think he gave you drugs i never saw spicy food giving you happines go for me i eat spicy food ever day and the only thing i get is fire shit so stop with the bs my amigo r/quityourbs

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

so basically, the drugs of the food world

[@SpringDavid]

You've been hit by. You've been struck by. *_bread box_*

[@ezijo.5155]

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, a goose menital

[@SpringDavid]

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, *_DON'T YOU WANA TOUCHA THE CHILD?!_*

[@ezijo.5155]

You've been hit by, You've been struck by, *bird* *poop*

[@ChaosCreeper007]

...

[@ireadysucks3026]

these replies are weird

[@Sayakasashi]

Mom: I gave birth to you Me: And who's fault was that?

[@stormrider24]

Mom: ... Dad, having a perfectly timed realization that there's no more milk:

[@a.g4891]

Pain, My friend?

[@Viper-0926]

Thats a crap excuse in an arguement I gAvE bIrTh To YoU Ok boomer

[@ultragamer-lp9gu]

@@Viper-0926 just say "and i had to deal with you for (age number) years

[@Viper-0926]

@@ultragamer-lp9gu but the mom could say the same thing i would say Did i ask to be in a possible ending world in this crappy house its not my fault your irresponsible

[@ladsinc527]

‘Boy age 9, so obsessed with gaming he spends six hours a day’ how outrageous, truly outrageous. This is the end times when little boys play for SIX hours

[@EmKay]

The fellas at Lad's Incorporated game for a minimum of 15 hours every day. Game sleep repeat boys

[@lamuerte3328]

@@EmKay SAY WHATS THROBBIN!!! OR ILL DRAW YOU AS A.FURY AND HALF TRUMP!

[@jedrzejklakowski1820]

@@lamuerte3328 You monster!

[@PigFishYT]

Yesterday i pulled off my first all nighter, was awake for 38.5 hours.

[@lamuerte3328]

@@jedrzejklakowski1820 no you get rekt boi

[@Whathefox.]

IMO, us newer gens should name news titles, they'll be funny. "Something about Kim Kardashian" "Burning California Part 2; Electric Boogaloo" "Trump isn't a politician but he's acting like one"

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

yeah and the people who write them probably act like me having an idea for a story and then staring at a blank google dog for 2 hours trying to figure out how to start my story

[@keishi3268]

0:56 "y'all mfs got a silencer I got a loudencer" My brain : when it pulls the trigger it'll *H O N K*

[@sadfsdgs7121]

artilery cannon emulator

[@KayveePlays]

Hmm nah fam I hear the skeleton doot time it would fire

[@faisfaiz4353]

@Amelie Warneck neighbour: *anime mode* peace was never be an option

[@LocalToaster.]

EmKay: ONLY FOR GAMERS me, secretly a sentient toaster: hehe they'll never know..

[@Whathefox.]

You fools, it was me, SCP-426 all along!

[@-Halc-yon-]

I know you're a sentient toaster you sneaky poptart/bread goodener

[@q_0191]

same

[@madkirk7431]

@@Whathefox. HELP I CANT LEAVE FIRST PERSON

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

No you're a carrot you dirty liar

[@hikaru2047]

7:46 "for every like on this video Robin will do one push up" there's 106k likes

[@justchillin1887]

Robin Gon Be Buff As Hell

[@chikmensamich]

Did you meet a German cyborg who interrogated you

[@ErckDaClerck]

Btw hes not buff cause hes not gonna do more than 7 pushups

[@geeknat8981]

@@ErckDaClerck 7 AND A HALF

[@ErckDaClerck]

@@geeknat8981 preety sure it said 7

[@nyajohnson2759]

petition for emkay to make his intro dark mode so it doesn’t hurt my eyes anymore

[@jem_jaqovich]

ILL JOIN! cause it hurts my eyes too 😓😶

[@cathulusucksateverything6250]

@@jem_jaqovich same

[@BootBlixer]

real gamers use light theme everywhere, only weaklings use dark theme

[@colourfulyt6697]

Yes

[@colourfulyt6697]

Petition signed

[@aurapasanen3155]

My depression: *Exist* Robin: *Starts talking My depression: Why do I hear boss music?

[@charleyeyey3124]

Honestly just any narrator lets be honest

[@orangecat9559]

@@charleyeyey3124 any narrator who is funny

[@hotchoco7234]

If my mom comes with the argument: "I birth you" i say: "that was your choice"

[@ShakerCheeseIsRite]

Hot Choco i cant do that i was an accident

[@ShakerCheeseIsRite]

Hot Choco i cant do that i was an accident

[@Hierophant_Bean]

Say lol ur problem

[@hotchoco7234]

ShakerCheeseIsRite but it was their choice to frik

[@stefanpupaleski4090]

@@ShakerCheeseIsRite yea well tell em they are missing their tooth when they wake up if they don't stop bugging you, and they might just wake up from a lot of pain works every time

[@KillerChopVR]

me: literally going to my homies place. COVID 19: GET HIM!!! He's leaving his bunker!!!!!!!

[@forestsgachagarden4307]

I can’t relate I am not afry

[@forestsgachagarden4307]

AFRAID OOF AND CAT IS GOD

[@cyan.-]

"he attacc he attacc but most importantly he attacc" *my bird in a nutshell*

[@Iforgothowtodothis]

My hamster does the same thing

[@cyan.-]

@@Iforgothowtodothis lol

[@adinkovacevic9826]

YES i have a cockatiel and once every blue moon he lets me pet him.

[@Purplexedfrickedyourmom]

I want to cracc bacc

[@SunlightCovenant]

My rat vs my foot with a sock in a nutshell

[@boocrimson7720]

"Can anyone afford a house now?" Does it count if we'll be renting, there are four of us on the lease, and two of us are having to cove the initial cost cause if so no. But I never ate avacado toast to begin with nor do the 3 friends I'm moving in with lol. I guess semi healthy eating choices like avacado on toast isn't why we're broke cause we all eat like shit and technically live at home right now...we're still broke. I think it's the medical and student debts and the fact none of us can find work that isn't minnimum wage or substitute teaching without 5 years of previous work experience in that field.

[@justinzanik683]

mmmmhhhm yum avocadooo

[@notaydan8567]

Yummmy me likie avocado

[@sanjivinsmoke9154]

Homie you wanna talk? You ok bro?

[@cornwallyes906]

damn u good bro??

[@shorelockhomes943]

I agree. Trying to get a job is getting more and more insane on the, qualifications, politics, judging so hard that even The Trinity couldn't get any job now, everything you mentioned, the insane greed and corruption required to go through to even get qualified for any job, the fact that even if you miraculously get a job, nobody cares unless they can replace you a.s.a.p. everyone is always desperate to do anything to make money to survive, is always never quite good enough to get hired unless the relative of the interviewer, big time boss's relative, and manger's relative, you are, or just buy out the corrupt, insane, picky, company that you can barely afford. We will be okay if we get hired and promoted to a high rank anywhere in The Devil's job secter. lol l.o.l.

[@dragonhearted1687]

My friend: I had a dream where I was dating my crush My dreams: your friend is selling an owl

[@xlguerro]

i never dreamt of dating my crush bc ik it wont happen. 200iq, dont gotta tell me, ik.

[@joemamaobama6863]

Your friends are kinda lame

[@thecatladytm7172]

What about those dreams where the stuff you dreamt happens the next day. Those are weird.

[@xlguerro]

@@thecatladytm7172 happened to me a couple times, n yea, that shits weird cuz ur like "i swear i just loved this through wtf"

[@EmKay]

For how much

[@haylicewatters41]

It's almost 6AM now. I didn't sleep at all. I spent the whole night watching KZbin, and decided to stay here because my arm is aching. No regrets.

[@genericexcuse4014]

15:27 „gas weg“ in german means „slow down“. i know it was a joke, i just want to clear it up for anyone who is interested

[@nininyoko13]

Fellow German?

[@spikeshd8789]

Germans unite

[@blutbaron6126]

Gluten Tag

[@justinzanik683]

Everyone: Stuck in qurantine and being sad Emkay: You've been hit by, You've been struck by, a MOOSE GENITALLLLLLLLLLLL

[@Brawlruff]

You already know da vibes

[@DpLynel]

He he

[@zacharyylol2585]

He didn’t really make it but ok

[@mrmaneatspie329]

ZackCantDoYT ok

[@justinzanik683]

@@zacharyylol2585 I know he didn't make it. He still lights up my day anyway.

[@Thecruelwing]

"Youve been hit by" "Youve been struck by" "A moose genitsl" "SHAMONE" I burst out laughing

[@whathappenedtohomeitchange7570]

The fact that it was a tab.

[@Thecruelwing]

@@whathappenedtohomeitchange7570 ?

[@mateuszgrzebyk4377]

Ye not even 10 seconds in the vid and I'm already laughing wtf

[@dieelet8711]

You've been hit by You've been struck by trucc🚘

[@C-DY]

Isn’t that muzan if so how is he in the human world

[@Ayxsia]

"For every like on this video, Robin will do one push-up" Well Robin, get ready to do a LOT of push-ups

[@ErckDaClerck]

But he said he wouldn't do more than 7 pushups

[@ErckDaClerck]

So...... yeah

[@sickgrizzproductions9081]

@@ErckDaClerck ok erick thanks for telling us

[@genagage6299]

@@ErckDaClerck no, he said how ever many likes there are.

[@ErckDaClerck]

@@genagage6299 look at the corner

[@XboxSyncs]

No one: Commercials now: "During these troubling times..."

[@solpokevids4699]

During these uncertain times, is another thing they say.

[@the_senate6689]

@@solpokevids4699 One thing is certain...RESULTS

[@AneriGS]

100th like

[@janniethomas6025]

Nobody: Diaper commercials: *BORNNN TO BEEE WIIIIIILLDDD*

[@starprince5098]

True lmao

[@rayquazapokemonytaj6816]

I can't stop laughing

[@hzy_252]

Lol! I'm dying

[@perfectflaws9135]

bOrN tAh be wILlD

[@AJistherealsigma]

I JUST GOT A AD FOR IT ON THIS VIDEO

[@aetherisdead]

I tried to skip back to the part I left at and I ended up with this: “You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by-“ *a fine gender*

[@capybara3668]

For me: you’ve been hit by, you e been struck by, “an a minus”

[@mari_2077]

you've been hit by you've been struck by truck BAOW

[@pumpkinngutss]

nicole nagy Cars are so friendly when they’re coming *straight* at you to say hi!

[@peachtea7269]

@Anakin Skywalker hell yes

[@spinnysponk778]

For me it was a speck on the face of Jupiter

[@kujohpepper2573]

4:33 i just want to say, *Robin* who has the name of a bird talking to a bird like a homie is one of the best thing on the world

[@Fang727]

there are two types of people in this world: *Terrorist and Counter-Terrorist*

[@KoolMoth]

Fang the gamer and *spectators*

[@Fang727]

@@KoolMoth lol

[@rileydavies3517]

*the bomb has been planted*

[@sincerecinnamon]

No, there are the furries or the furries because nobody can escape

[@unableshine3]

F

[@brianmcclenahan617]

If your mom ever uses the "I gave birth to you" argument, just respond "See, you started this whole problem."

[@agentm702]

Or just say: "I never asked to be birthed!"

[@SydRainn]

"mother, i'm literally *A D O P T E D* "

[@woodland_paws]

Underated comment

[@ediblefoods115]

Emkay: "You ever notice that a hammer looks like a wee guy swinging a bat?" Me being me: "No, I always thought that a wee guy swinging a bat looks like a hammer."

[@live2amaze379]

Lol

[@ErckDaClerck]

WOULDN'T THAT MAKE YOU DUMB AND SMART AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THATS THE SAME THING

[@vapeannigama9632]

13:10 the josh fight happened, basically every person named josh fought to be the only one to keep the name, this is the result

[@gabrielhermes1627]

12:43 Contrary to popular belief, bullet bills are not very common in italy, they are however very common on american schools.

[@luis377]

Im american and i approve of this message

[@wistfuloptimist1238]

that's a big yikes from me chief.

[@DelilahTheStupidRat]

oh nO

[@watergillwater2959]

"Do you have a special talent?" Hajime;

[@hazzyhazmat3208]

I was legit just thinking that

[@Trickster645]

Ya, Hajime is just a useless student with no ultimate, even I'm more useful than him

[@nikomiyaminaVODS]

shut it nagito

[@ilikeoranges8784]

which one?

[@omodog]

"i can discover culprits because they're fucking stupid lmaoo"

[@clrdmask]

Person: "I like your profile pic" Me: *forgot what it was and has to look at it*

[@Spaceyweeb]

I like your profile pic

[@clrdmask]

@@Spaceyweeb thank you

[@lenivys]

I think your profile pic is lying to me

[@clrdmask]

@@lenivys no it's not, I'm pretty sure it's honest

[@lenivys]

@@clrdmask no your full of lies

[@Spid3rMan-draws]

SOMEONE MADE AN AMERICAN PIE MEME, that was my favorite song for like, 2 years and I still love it, no one in my generation knows about that song, wow, that was one blast from the past

[@King-py2fp]

i squealed

[@isappycracks]

american pie meme? let me google it

[@mrfancypancook]

When you win in an argument against your mom: We won. Mr.Stark.

[@szandorthe13th]

I've won, but at what cost?

[@trashyweeb6868]

@@szandorthe13th your future physical and mental well-being

[@szandorthe13th]

:D

[@trashyweeb6868]

@@szandorthe13th : )

[@robgoco8502]

Robin singing at the start be making me feel what heaven is like

[@anthonypolk18]

A mooooose genital

[@slapp1316]

*Achieved Heaven*

[@enderteimant]

"Jack, Robin, Lexi and Zach is the crew, It's a m'kay brew."

[@misspolly4304]

What about Damien. I love Damien

[@enderteimant]

@@misspolly4304 He isn't part of the crew anymore

[@natalyflores3212]

EnderTeimant why

[@celestialdemon5726]

@@natalyflores3212 he didn't want to be part of it. He left himself.

[@atlassprout]

Damien has his own channel y'all. It's Damien Lee

[@Tega_Mroll]

I once binge watched somebody playing cuphead for 8 hours because I was bored

[@Sly_Successor34]

Hey I've heard Cuphead is actually a pretty difficult game... now I'm intrigued lol

[@ErckDaClerck]

DID ANYONE ASKED (THIS ISNT EVEN RELATED TO THE VIDEO)

[@eplayz9464]

Whenever it’s robin I always think he’s gonna say “hello guys it’s robin and today we’re gonna be robin a bank” lol

[@genagage6299]

mmm. Robin the bank today.

[@ericasanders6983]

video: *gamers only!!;)* me: **downloads undertale and minecraft* me: *finally, my time has come.*

[@thatfallenchild]

huzzah! a person of quality!

[@ericasanders6983]

@• Rosalie Marilyn • no u dont understand I did

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

lol

[@meihan5609]

Nobody: Me: I'm a depressed, lazy gamer. Enjoy your life

[@Rzra]

ad : "This is a difficult and uncertain time for us all" me, playing games all day while watching random videos :

[@thatonerandompersononyoutu7974]

“you’ve been hit by… you’ve been struck by… a moose general “

[@user-xg7cq5ke5h]

Moose Genital*

[@milo_south3670]

*TRUCK

[@thatonerandompersononyoutu7974]

;-;

[@thatonerandompersononyoutu7974]

oh no our truck..! it’s broken!

[@th3vibechecker]

Guy in the internet: 2020 will be a good year 2020: Fire in Australia, WW3 almost happened and C̶̵ ̛͜O͘͟ ̶̕R̴̛ ̢͏O̷ ́͝͠N̵҉ ̡À͜͝

[@legendarytat8278]

Now we gotta deal with the fallout of covid19: countries doing literally any other thing besides of actual work: electric bungalow

[@Dfl_jason]

Gorota?

[@lilykwaythor2683]

yup ; - ;

[@crackheadwizardmanthethird6461]

Robin: "No its four tired." Me: *Hears Robin's friend making a god awful bicycle joke.*

[@glerbtastic]

It’ll be hard to explain Gen Z humor to adults. *”We just find playing the half a second beginning of Shawtys the funniest thing.”*

[@starpanda25]

6:30 me who doesn't like cake: HAHA YOU FOOL I AM IMMUNE

[@johnnyjoestar477]

A tip for arguments with your mom: If she says "I carried you for 9 months," say "I found my adoption papers."

[@johnnyjoestar2957]

Bro I thought this was my comment

[@laurakramer4888]

What the fuck

[@madkirk7431]

@@johnnyjoestar2957 wait it isn't?

[@madkirk7431]

Or better yet, say "I didn't choose to be born"

[@johnnyjoestar2957]

@@madkirk7431 my name has a lowercase j in joestar

[@GingerRacoon23]

the start of this vid should have been YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY truck. Just search it up there is a remix

[@youtubeyt5694]

That's all that I think about when I hear that song

[@senza4591]

Wh Wha W

[@retzrucal]

I genuinely thought that was gonna be what it was. Disspaointamon.

[@wolfythewolf4457]

@@retzrucal same

[@DyS_Splat]

Kathy Coyle you mixed those up. It’s you’ve been hit by you’ve struck by

[@leonidasthanatos1182]

All my ADs have been reduced to gibberish, I mean foreign, I mean Welsh.

[@rivero8004]

I speak welsh and somtimes yeah Iswear welsh is just gibberish but with meaning.

[@w.a.pweaponizedassaultpeng7141]

6:35 thats called cruel and unusual punishment

[@NEONBENDER]

Robin has a voice that reminds me of the days when I would get home from school and lay across my laminated wood floor with 1 or both of my dogs while playing Legos, eating gushers, and watching the clone wars. His voice brings joy, joy from the simpler times. Its also pretty fukin noice

[@fenrirthedestructive4422]

Me: uses logic in an argument My mom: I gave you life Me: I didn’t ask for that!

[@yoonbooty7458]

The fact that the 'vmin glasses' meme has gotten in so many subreddits so many times still surprises me

[@kataratakaran5271]

9:46 my physio lady said that the cracky-crunch is usually just the tendons snapping in and out of place over the bones in your ankle, or gas bubbles being released from spots between the bones. Neither of which is generally a problem unless it starts hurting, or if it started recently bc of an injury.

[@idontknow2412]

I once saw a commercial on TV and it said: We’re alone together Are we alone or together HUH?!

[@srorelgames6957]

very funy

[@heatsyncope2859]

Just like a wise man once said "Loneliness is mental, you can love, laugh, be surrounded by friends and family on a christmas morning. But still be all alone inside your head"

[@oreo1749]

Were alonen't

[@chriserwin7823]

You're a Fall Out Boy song.

[@TAOEXPRESS]

@@heatsyncope2859 "you can love, laugh" and LIVE!

[@flutterian5125]

8:55 no we pay money to see people who are realistically unrealistic to this universe

[@jennifersmith2526]

And that's why God made church

[@fanboy3761]

@@jennifersmith2526 i think they meant celebrities but god too ig

[@jiminlosthisjams8800]

Ikr xd

[@purple_h0ney]

so glad im not the only army thats a fan of this channel

[@fanboy3761]

@@purple_h0ney you cannot escape us no matter where you are

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

Satan:I'll give you a wish, but when you die you will go to hell. Me:I wish that the devil stopped existing Satan:Your wish is grante

[@starlight3088]

I’ve had the whale sink thing I can tell it’s 100% worth it

[@NoOne-kc9jq]

Same

[@lordbanetheplayer8844]

It's not a whale...!!!

[@NoOne-kc9jq]

LordBaneThePlayer, I forgot that Orcas are dolphins

[@gunsandroses896]

The Latin class Harry Potter Tumblr post was written by Hermione and Annabeth.

[@tiuritemple4821]

Yes! First thing that I thought of

[@fishHater]

They might have actually learnt Greek and Latin There was very few lessons shown so the lessons (that we have seen very few) could have been about Latin and Greek

[@ErckDaClerck]

Hi

[@siennaleis5103]

British people be like: Shedwool Excuse youuuuu

[@Miko08]

She' Juwle

[@Miko08]

Probroskillz_3213 bruh

[@derpypugp1284]

Probroskillz_3213 bruh

[@reluctantfollower3006]

Yes I am brittish and I just pronounce it “skedchule”

[@haisnt6875]

AlissonTheCatLoverPlays Aleah Thomas can’t remember asking

[@Fabii1212]

The "Gas weg Kinder" is missing a comma. It's "Gas away, Children", so it means slow down, because there are children near, like a kindergarten or a school

[@DestinyRodgers]

Does that mean that kinder eggs are children eggs???

[@Fabii1212]

@@DestinyRodgers Yes, in Germany they are called Kinder Überraschungsei, which means children surprise eggs.

[@Whathefox.]

Or they're teaching the kids how to kill

[@KamehlionHD]

alles klar bro

[@Inactive_channellol]

Understandable

[@soulcrater]

"I gave birth to you" "I never asked you to do that"

[@Cutie_Amor]

alt reply; "Guess you also gave me all your comebacks"

[@Raltzoi]

“We’ll get back to normal soon” Me a whole year in this shet

[@Magolor939]

Here’s a tip against moms: if they pull the “I gave birth to you” card just say “but did I ask to be born?”

[@cheesybakee]

thanks

[@thelasttemplar4993]

"No but I also didn't want you to be"

[@walaba7038]

To those who want to try this: my sister and I tried it a while back and it just gets you more scolding

[@Amateur_Hours]

But it takes courage!

[@oppyfakename7473]

There are two people in this world... Stay away from both of them.

[@bazilea3761]

Everyone: *enjoys fresh memes* me: If I had Robin's voice I literally would never shut up-

[@duoandaone3223]

7:46 Robin you better have done 115 thousand pushups, especially by now

[@theshooster420]

julius caesar: 23 stab wounds connor: TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!

[@13games96]

Caaaarrrrllll that kills people

[@HasufelyArod]

Amazing reference, and I haven't even played that game, Detroit : Become Human.

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Hello, im Connor. The andriod sent by CyberLife™

[@GuessImSylvale]

Fun fact: That chessboard Coffin Dance meme is now my keyboard

[@kara9208]

Your so early playing among us huh

[@Lilith6.6]

@@kara9208 wat

[@foxflyer3035]

19:19 it's the voice of that one horse from minecraft newbies. He was the one who voiced the horde

[@Soupeydoo]

Yep my guy became 1/4 MJ until the actual vid started 😂 ‘You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by a MOOSE GENITLE (shamone!)’ bro probably got me AND the MJ fans laughing like: HEE HEE! 😂😂😂

[@EmbyrKhenPyre]

Burger King: **Bans Furries** Me to Burger King: "Perhaps I treated you too harshly"

[@AgentSilv]

brb going to burger king edit: got shot

[@hasparticus5646]

@@AgentSilv not really,right?

[@AgentSilv]

@@hasparticus5646 of course i didn't

[@ryanhodge6831]

@Someone who exists I mean you can just go in with normal clothes on to blend in. Don’t gotta worry about that bc I’m a gamer. I’m not trynna publicly humiliate myself.

[@AgentSilv]

@@ryanhodge6831 even if i had a suit, I'd only ever wear it to cons I'm not dying of fucking heat stroke just to go to burger king. yeah, you're gonna get those furries who wear a suit to burger king but like. I don't see why tbh.

[@Flair258]

“Its fine. Your probably just crying urin at this point” -Emkay 2020

[@Inactive_channellol]

Ah yes now I fear that some of the tears I cried were urine on my face and because sometimes I was weird and licked the tears off my face there was urine in my mouth. Someone please help me get bleach as well I saw something I wish I didn’t see- No it wasn’t my mom or dad cheating or anything leaving an emotional scar.

[@toni8133]

Bird: i miss the homies :( Robin: Hang in there my man Bird:am i a Joke to you?

[@EmKay]

Robin: No. You're a bird 😃 Bird: Wow shut the fu*ck up

[@mregg5817]

I'm legit watching this at night

[@ronramen5827]

“I just imagine bullet bills in the streets of Italy” “IM DRIVING INTO THE CANAL, MISTA” “SEXA PISTOLZA”

[@pandoose1324]

Is that a JOJO REFERENCE

[@spamtongspamton9900]

ahh, this would be funny if it didn’t have a jojo reference

[@ronramen5827]

Maria Ross I’m sorry.

[@junkjingle5190]

Bruh This is pure art

[@m0mmyl0nglegs10]

Omg yes

[@giulianoo983]

“Gas weg Kinder” means like Drive Slower, Children at Play! The Gas referes to the car gas😂😂 Don’t worry we have gotten over Gassing away children👍👍😂

[@grotticraft3394]

Dachte auch schon das ist das Problem was andere Länder über Deutschland denken

[@giulianoo983]

grotticraft Es gibt halt intelligente Menschen die gebildet genug sind um zu checken das Deutschland jetzt eine Demokratie mit Meinungsfreiheit und unantastbarer menschenwürde ist und es gibt Menschen die das halt entweder nicht wissen oder einfach zu blöd dafür sind.

[@grotticraft3394]

Und viele wollen auch nur schlechtes hören um ihr Land als besseres darstellen zu können (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)

[@giulianoo983]

grotticraft egal was andere Länder über Deutschland denken wir wissen das die Neonazis schon längst nur noch 70000 an der Zahl sind und außerdem haben andere Länder wie ->BEISPIELSWEISE

[@grotticraft3394]

Des stimmt. Zum Glück nehmen es die meisten Deutschen mit Humor. Beispielsweise in diesem Video gibt es bestimmt Alman Anette die über ne Anzeige nachdenkt😂

[@fireblade597]

in actuality me irl is just full of reposts

[@fellareborn]

totally me irl

[@Voidndnsjsna]

me irl

[@Zeebas]

got good memes tho

[@Poetic_Raven]

You've yee'd your last haw

[@frankiestein4873]

3:44 Ok, I have a story about this. So for context, my mom teaches ESL (English as a second language) to kids in China through this website called VIP Kids. Now, one time, I had a couple friends over and we were just hanging out. My mom was teaching down the hall at the time. My friends and I were having fun and got kinda loud, so my mom stepped away from her class and into my room (where my friends and I were) and asked us to be a little quieter. We calmed down, of course, and my mom left the room. We continued to do what we'd been doing and then a thought popped into my head, which I shared with my friends. I said, "We were so loud, they could hear us all the way in China!" XD

[@Szalma28]

8:55 and that ladies an gentlemen why jimin is the most dirty minded in BTS 🌚

[@appledog7416]

He never told us what types of books he reads. Namjoon wouldn’t let him

[@Captainmercu]

Who is jimin and why are you talking about behind the scenes?

[@appledog7416]

@@Captainmercu BTS stands for 방탄소년단 (Bangtan Sonyeondan ) Which in english means Bulletproof Boyscouts. Jimin is in the kpop boy band, and he is the 3rd youngest out of 7 members.

[@Szalma28]

@@Captainmercujimin is a member of the group BTS / bulletproof scouts (a korean boyband) I'm a fan and jimin is stated as the most dirty minded in BTS

[@Szalma28]

@@appledog7416 but he watched the full series of fifty shades of grey 🌝

[@annafurmaniak8981]

“On eBay” The image: *ewey*

[@forestsgachagarden4307]

I don’t Get it...... ANYWAY. CATS ARE GODS

[@alexcorbell8809]

I actually do prep for every possible conversation...

[@EmKay]

Yeah?? Well what did you prepare for this one huh???

[@CallSignAlza]

Ribatap scaver?

[@alexcorbell8809]

@@EmKay none I plan out all possible arguments and predict any argument they may bring up. I then come up with dozens of counter points.

[@systematicj.a.m6301]

the bugs from the movie: “the mummy” be like CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

[@minty9749]

The Thumbnail looks like an inflated Markiplier

[@vin_ce_nt_]

Yeah but that dude is waaaaaaaaaaaaay worse

[@conor.3046]

oh god

[@edwardbo4666]

It isn't?

[@CoingamerFL]

I love that this video is 20 minutes long Thanks emkay

[@yourfbiagent2752]

1:37 Me: **watches this and laughs** Ads: **sends an AD about bread** Me: Σ（・□・；） The FBI: “AnY wAy YoU wAnT iT tHaT’s ThE wAy YoU nEeD iT aNy WaY yOu WaNt It”

[@fountainbeth1107]

Hey jesus

[@yourfbiagent2752]

nounou dreams WHATS UP FUCKERS 👉😎👉

[@fountainbeth1107]

@@yourfbiagent2752 AYYYY

[@yourfbiagent2752]

nounou dreams YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD

[@ryanhodge6831]

Amen

[@goof201]

1:38 thats actually really good 🕺 ive had it before