r/Me_irl | that's not google maps...

[@harryburns9492]

Robin is clearly impersonating Shrek, from “Shrek: The Musical”

[@kennethboysel4871]

I was gonna say he was impersonating the ref from the dbz tournaments.

[@______xxfunky_space_panda4183]

@@kennethboysel4871 weeb

[@MeeMaw1971]

@@______xxfunky_space_panda4183 furry

[@______xxfunky_space_panda4183]

@@MeeMaw1971 REVERSE CARD!, YOU FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! I ACTUALLY AM A WEEB I BET YOU ONLY WATCHED DBZ AND NARUTO DIDNT YOU?!

[@MeeMaw1971]

@@______xxfunky_space_panda4183 UNO REVERSE! IM NOT A WEEB IM A *GAMER* !! AND I HAVE A DOGGO! AND TWO CATS AND A TURTLE!

[@charax-1]

"Crying is not an emergency" Kid: *starts crying* The parent: *YEET* no more money waste

[@sharkiezzzzzzzz]

Ah yes, Chara

[@Ava.325]

Ok.........I’m confused

[@ston3ac3]

certified cringe comment

[@KiwiBirdYes]

The kiwi approves.

[@SnowMexicann]

@Swap Paps Child: Coughs Spartan doctor: Out of the womb and into the tomb!

[@nefwaenre]

4:41 and *that's* how you know that both Robin and Lexi are wholesome beings! Both went super squishy soft when they saw this! And i'm here for this content, yes.

[@a_clockwork_puppet]

Random fact I was listening to a horror narration then emkay started playing on auto play. I've been here ever since

[@-brye_the_bun-]

That's cool, I just happened to see a vid made by emkay and now I am subbed

[@some_bored_artist6345]

@@-brye_the_bun- same

[@izstrella]

What is a “horror narration”? Is it just creepypastas read out creepily, or is it original fiction?

[@blademaster2390]

@@izstrella I can answer that for you. Its neither. Its literally just an audiobook, specifically from the horror genre. My gf listens to them at night to help her sleep. How, i have no idea.

[@trafalgar.d.waterlaw9662]

@@blademaster2390 No no, your GF is absolutely Right and has her Priorities! Horror Audiobooks are so boring that they Make you Fall Asleep. But, you might be Slightly Terrified. You will get Used to Listening it.

[@nerysstuart4210]

"All dreams have a meaning" Then do.... do I have a kidnapping kink

[@MustachTwirlingVillainFan]

Yes

[@amyartlover]

Oh god 😂

[@yourdad8716]

↖️there is another

[@francieudosegundo508]

sir wich side you play?

[@Ashtr0iddd]

sir, this is a wendys

[@lauratatum509]

"Unless its Casa Bonita." True words have never been spoken.

[@brendandavis3590]

Yes that is true

[@mooniejohn9593]

I literally read it as "the f in friendship stands for frog" first

[@jebori]

It's true. True friends are frogs. And if frogs don't like you, You are truly an incompetent human... Just like me!

[@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz]

The frog is your friend

[@satanic_priestess]

f = frog r = rabbit i = iguana e = earwig n = nurse shark d = dodo

[@himeruP]

also correct

[@mooniejohn9593]

@@jebori you gotta be one with the frogs and you'll achieve all your goals 😌

[@improbablynotaboat]

"Unless your going to Casa Bonita" never before had i have to agree more in my life

[@dougletcalitionb.lorendzo2269]

Hello furry how are you. (don't reply, I'm too lazy LOL)

[@fastcsx1412]

@@dougletcalitionb.lorendzo2269 ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ. ᵃ ʳᵉᵖˡʸ, ʰⁱ

[@dougletcalitionb.lorendzo2269]

@@fastcsx1412 I'm maybe lazy, but I will still reply, Hello 😀

[@mrdoge9508]

*_Toaster detected_*

[@mindlessgonzo]

11:09 Have you SEEN the 2018 film Gotti, based on John Gotti the NY crime boss?

[@garretthamtop3828]

r/whoosh

[@thefbi6773]

@@garretthamtop3828 what

[@diegogandara8913]

@@garretthamtop3828 you're 8 years old aren't you

[@thelittleslimealchemist4470]

oh, Hi Gonzo! :D

[@aarchunterontheinternet9918]

@@garretthamtop3828 you must be 8 or 5

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

1:30 Basically me when I grew my love of jokes and hoodies from Sans

[@akidwithahat6803]

*X same.*

[@miuiswaifu]

but 8ts puns

[@Nubz-Oficial]

The "g" in frog actually stands for gorf.

[@PricessaY3k]

The g in gorf stands for gay

[@Nubz-Oficial]

@@PricessaY3k In fact, the g in gorf stays for "good at being communist".

[@whaledolfin9233]

Technoblade yes yes

[@RuiMadeNeneBot]

Ah I get it

[@RuiMadeNeneBot]

@@PricessaY3k The o and gorf stands for osteoporosis

[@Pancak99]

I recently started replaying cuphead. And when I heard the king dice theme I was like, "wait that's the EmKay theme..". Just goes to show that more ppl think of EmKay when they hear the song more than they think of King dice.

[@tylercheatham5082]

I thought of King Dice, means I haven't seen enough Emkay

[@outerspaceproduction]

u didn't know-

[@DuneFella]

i made this mistake in front of my friend

[@skyalpha956]

I don’t know what your talking about but it seems to be good

[@goatsfluffy8254]

the bad thing is that king dice’s music is being stolen because they didn’t even give credit. like ever.

[@crazyfox5965]

6:51 that is how i began watching EmKay

[@nuggs942]

how did he know

[@darkfluffydragon]

Same tbh XD

[@da_xbox360]

lol I think i did too

[@nikkiofthevalley]

Yea, I was watching The Click and ended up on EmKay.. I don't know which one is worse.. Help, The Click has me in his basement

[@ethanverdersa2520]

1:53 "Legend-Dairy" The coke can says Legend and the milk is Dairy

[@liammacpherson7301]

12:42 one time I woke up at a friends house before him and completed an entire shiny hunt in Pokemon. I was too scared to leave his room because I thought it might wake him up.

[@denimjacketsandjorts8254]

so which ones did you find?

[@niclaswa5408]

Americans: *Makes fun of a state Me: "Is this supposed to be some american joke that I'm too European too understand?"

[@crossmane]

America is the Florida of the rest of the world. Is it that hard to have common sense other Americans?

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

@@crossmane "Local American man throws $1 million worth of European tea into harbor"

[@13thMaiden]

Think of it like making fun of another providence in your country. Works the same way.

[@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288]

@@DenvaProbablyDraws i love history humour

[@Blobmeister]

Is this a joke that I’m too not a foetus for me to find funny?

[@dreydengaugel4349]

bob: can we fix it bob’s wife: no bob just sign the divorce papers. I did not make this up I saw this meme on google

[@mafaldaaa331]

ⁿ

[@phillipstearns7258]

Robin: "I haven't 'touched' my village in a week. I better get back 'IN' there."

[@emoclod]

O h.

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

why ya gotta be like that man. Why can't you let an innocent comment about a kids game be innocent.

[@Kris.krisis]

no

[@Jgamer-jk1bp]

Please no

[@HOTMINUTEStudios]

@@lankymaccrazyhair264 r/woosh

[@annafurmaniak8981]

6:35 *Me, an ambidextrous person:* "Am I a joke to you?"

[@micro11.]

Yes

[@annafurmaniak8981]

@@micro11. I’m not offended because it’s true

[@micro11.]

@@annafurmaniak8981 everyone is a joke

[@annafurmaniak8981]

@@micro11. don’t call yourself a joke, jokes have meaning!

[@official-obama]

12:09 don’t do it. it can burst your eardrum and the school will demand payment for a replacement for the band class.

[@djamelhamdia134]

I'm short but my girl is tall,guess we're doing e9.

[@775_Miguel]

Lol

[@jalpaauplia4275]

Im dyingg helpp

[@therealArchmageTeslar]

That would be hugging because you both facing the same way.

[@Travinater]

What if it’s me a 5’11 tall person, and the 40 kids in my basement?

[@nyph933]

@@Travinater genocide

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

2:06 Me, a 14 year old with a B in geometry: Well shoot, sorry mom and dad but I guess I ain't going to college.

[@rexjolles]

*laughs in 15 year old with a C in Algebra*

[@AlphaDumb]

@@rexjolles -Me Laughs as a fetus with a F in Daycare-

[@thatoneanimefan8960]

Me: LAUGHS IN B’S AND C’S

[@artsyhoodies]

I did a "Will You Press the Button" today. Press the button and: You become a vampire But You Sparkle. No downside.

[@gabriellemediana9207]

NO DIO NOOOO

[@ThatNerdAlbert]

press da button

[@ultra_scythe125]

ORE WA NINGEN WO YAMERO ZOO, JOJO!!

[@letmeramble]

*Then you’re a person with sharp teeth and glitter*

[@1r587]

The downside is becoming a Twilight reference. Besides, I like having some solar danger in my vampirism.

[@MLGLionKnight]

2:39 Two words Mötley Crüe If you need a specific song “kick start my heart”

[@Fem_Witch]

The Naraverine: *gets transported to the real world, then somehow gets an uber* "quickly now, I must get to Vivec, here's a map if you need it." The uber driver: "well a paycheck is a paycheck."

[@Garfewloid]

My choir teacher in the zoom was like "we need to see your faces" and I was like "you want to see my collection" not knowing the message was privately to her, not to the entire class. That gave me full body stress

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

Did anyone see that that map on the thumbnail was Elder Scrolls? I got so hyped.

[@zauvimoo]

Yeah qwq

[@jvhunko]

I have the map of skyrim and we must go to solitude and capture it for the stormcloaks

[@Coffeesleep125]

I want this Uber

[@evthespineconfiscator8652]

@@Coffeesleep125 Same mate

[@Lemonlord13]

Fus ro da

[@rapogirl1391]

1:07 Me: laughs and cry in sleep deprivation.

[@fur8nunu]

6:53 holy hec u literally just described what I’m doing PERFECTLY

[@giornosdad1710]

4:04 The moon from Majora's Mask is lowkey nightmare inducing

[@parentheses4662]

“Don’t you need friend to throw a party” Ooooo That hurt more then killing pap in genocide route of undertale

[@Ranaka.]

Hurts more than killing toriel... papyrus is hard too though ;-;.. I'm starting genocide soon too..

[@muzuchama]

are there any other people who don't care about the monster deaths

[@declanziolkowski]

Monsterism

[@eeveemaster5307]

It also hurts to kill Tempe, am I the only one that thinks that or anyone else.

[@alligator_with_internet_access]

MONSTER JUSTICE!! after all, I am a humanoid squid--

[@A_Shadow87]

"I haven't touched my island in forever" My Tomodachi island miis: *am i a joke to you?*

[@portultm613]

where the fuck is that 3ds?

[@A_Shadow87]

GUYS I FOUND MY DS AND THEY DIDNT EVEN RECOGNIZE ME THEY DESERVED TO BE DELETED

[@portultm613]

@@A_Shadow87 LETS GO!!!

[@Ranaka.]

EVERYONE VISIT THEM!

[@abluehappyface748]

Oof, I think I need to visit my miis...

[@allace8735]

I realized I was an adult after coming home from school and watching KZbin waiting for my parents to come home and make dinner it was a sad day

[@minimorrisgaming1786]

3:55 I burst out laughing at the voice he used for “motivation”

[@zachlap3020]

One day we are gonna calculate compatibility with someone by how many chicken nuggets they can eat without getting paralyzed

[@harshavardhanreddy8368]

Am I the only one who laughed so hard that I lost my breath because of hearing the judges reaction "how were you going 420mph in a 55mph zone??"

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

*Papa Kim is proud*

[@moistbeans4242]

Daddy Kim 🤤

[@angistephenson4047]

@@moistbeans4242 please, please stop.

[@bdashix4965]

do u realize un means 1 In French

[@nerdyn1nja253]

Burn in holy hell fire

[@mjice22]

@Moist Beans NO NO NO NO NO

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Imagine abandoning your Animal Crossing village smh. How DARE you?

[@Mr.Bluguy]

I do it all the time and They always make me feel bad

[@wafface7548]

Oh no i just remembered HELP THEY GONNA GUILT TRIP ME

[@Imjudah-]

I have not played for like 5 or 6 months

[@humuhumunukunukuapuaa7372]

My Nintendo account got temp banned science august, my villagers are still waiting

[@mikethewhizz5085]

2:51 professional ride operator here! This statement is more or less true, for me it depends on how many kids there are

[@TheMaskedFox288]

11:50 I live in PA. Our roads suck ass. I had pancreatitis and was in an ambulance vomiting (because it was the only way I could alleviate the pain) while sobbing because I was in so much pain. We hit a pothole, HARD. I swear I saw my soul leave my body.

[@trashpanda9380]

Day 4 of asking Robin to open with "I'm the robin that leaves ya throbbin'."

[@declanziolkowski]

Some wonder if he's still at it to this day

[@megumugi8620]

Im not the onlty thing out in the open thats throbbing in that situation.

[@thevideogamenerd2268]

No

[@Smelly556]

He needs to open with "im robin..no I'm not Robin dabank"

[@megumugi8620]

@@Smelly556 pretty sure he already done that once or twice.

[@spakwi]

EmKay "Don't make fun of American cuisines." Korea "Am a joke to you?"

[@Coldnoah]

which korea north or south

[@Zephyrus601]

@@Coldnoah yes

[@threewishes221]

1:07 As a person who wakes up as six thirty a.m. to take a shower before online class; I can confirm, we crazy. Edit: Also, as a mexican, our food is the best.

[@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288]

Yes it is

[@emicharr]

Imdeeed

[@rexjolles]

I wake up at 7:00 and I still have time to shower before school. I also don't eat breakfast or lunch so that saves time

[@jamesfromteamrocketmcduck7288]

I wake up at 5:59 school starts at 8 i don't have enough time to eat breakfast or take a shower

[@no_name2545]

6:50 That is literally how i end up watching EmKay every time. I don't think there was a time when that's not how I ended up here...

[@sonicexe6325]

Same.

[@lfestevao]

6:50 - "that's how people found EmKay in the 1st place" That's how I find EmKay every 3 months. And I am subscribed already. KZbin algorithm is weird.

[@jaymartindale3020]

The last time I fell into the KZbin black hole, I found a comedy cortet singing banana phone... no regrets

[@localidiotnumber792]

Newfangled Four my beloved

[@originalbro8930]

Let me just quote RussianBadger When Santa comes out of Guadalajara with his Mexican meal sled

[@UnknownShiny]

Day 11(2nd comment) of asking him to say "I am your Host and I'm Robin these NUTS"

[@clarity4912]

4 hours in. 69 likes

[@nuggies3187]

This is just retarted

[@nerdyn1nja253]

Yes

[@goodday3185]

y e s

[@lulukinia7059]

@@nuggies3187 rude

[@kariyui]

Me when I need to pad the word count for my essay: father, human being that supplied the sperm causing my birth.

[@alec-alch-ral]

For every single person that has been in Merrill, WI, you know that Chiipp's is bomb.

[@maybelater4600]

9:22 YO YOU DISRESPECTING MY FREAKING CAR????? ADDRESS DATE AND TIME

[@thecrazydog7928]

YA BOI REPTAR White House 6 A.M 11-11-2021

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

Me, an Indonesian who saw Norway flags creating our flag: Wait am i Norwaygians?? Emkay: Always has been

[@nyom4297]

@Hellbanisher Rockz eh we indonesians have a bad rep for these things anyway sooo

[@gufosufo337]

Its true, as a norwegian i can confirm this. You thought it was the dutch, but it was us THE NORWEGIANS

[@NathanPa-xo3zj]

@@gufosufo337 ah crap xD

[@Antpoison]

Imagine if the emkay hand wasn’t in the “ok” pose and we could all put our phones below our lap without having to neck ourselves

[@Unknown-is3qr]

Why?

[@Antpoison]

@@Unknown-is3qr I did my want to have to keep it above my lap all the time

[@mr.orangesky882]

7:33 "I may have a new D&D character idea"

[@blacklegbeastro5295]

0:09 gay used to mean happy in every day language

[@tuxedious1782]

Emkay: "Today's fanart comes from..." Me: "The fastest 10 seconds in the west"

[@insertusernamehere3173]

The one about girls being able to carry things with one hand in weird ways was true. I tested it, I held 5 pencils, 1 music book, a ribbon holder thingy, and a fucking box. Best part is I held the box, the heaviest item on my pinky. Idk how I did it, but men should run. Or else I might pick them up with my pointer finger. Lol

[@mikevigers9948]

I'm safe, no girl ever wants to come near me.

[@mikevigers9948]

Nope if people were magnet then I would be the same polarization as girls.

[@ibukimioda7197]

I expected nothing more from you Junko XD

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@mikevigers9948 probably cause of that attitude. As long as you're a good person, you'll find someone.

[@j.r6621]

Dude am I the only one who's genuinely excited when Robin narrates..? Like dude I know this sounds stupid but I imagine a little robin bird narrating and it's so hilarious.

[@jagergaming2281]

2:30 The judges concern wasnt why he went that fast, it was *how* he got that fast. God that was hilarious.

[@spaaaaaaceee]

Imma be honest, ding-dong-database sounds like a database for doorbells and I love it

[@lennyface8195]

My clock; *[11:30 PM]* Me: *[Struggling to fall asleep]* *[Looks back at clock]* Me clock: *[3:00 AM]*

[@blade_fierce6603]

Lmao same

[@plushtank4280]

“You should be worried how your a furry in both.” Me: *cries in furry* “Why must you hurt me in this why?”

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

Don't say that here, its a death sentence.

[@randominternettoaster7859]

@@LarsTonguesInAspix saying it anywhere is a death scentance tbh

[@gyuuipa5166]

@@randominternettoaster7859 scentance

[@Residenthoodedcrow]

That’s why I never say it, it’s scary.

[@fastcsx1412]

@@LarsTonguesInAspix It’s a death sentence eh? F U R R Y I did it now so kill me

[@AIeksejs]

6:50 thats is exactly how i found EmKay XD

[@UnknownLol12]

6:55 yeah that's how I skipped a week and a half of hw and about 2-5 hours of sleep every day

[@connormacgregor9460]

When he said getting close to that revolt, I made an audible sound of uncomfort

[@goodday3185]

6:56 that’s actually how I found them! So I was watching the one with Zach in it (or maybe that one was the one with Damien) and then y’all were in my recommendations!!

[@EDENCHANNELOFFICIAL]

84 people: *dislike* Me: *grasp child firmly*

[@abishekbista5114]

there is 12 now

[@ojie285]

@@abishekbista5114 *yeet the child*

[@abishekbista5114]

@@ojie285 i will i just need some time

[@abishekbista5114]

@• Histraction • u ight

[@MischievousMoth]

Step 1 _Approach child casually_ Step 2 _Grasp child firmly_ Step 3 _Hit with bat_

[@imadeddinesharafeddine8770]

"Crying is not an emergency" got me😂

[@gamingwonder7647]

Fun fact: emkay showed up in my recommendations when Damien was still doing it and I’ve watched this ever since. It’s been a year and a half now

[@thelivingliver6715]

“i havent touched my village in a week” meanwhile my village that i abandoned in 2016

[@awesomestyles]

Notice me Day 46 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks -r/BreadStapledToTrees -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@zacslack3687]

The 2020 one was actually a time traveler that was telling everyone what would happen

[@Alan_video_diary]

I just panicked for a minute because I couldn't remember if it was morning and I had just woken up, or if It was night and I was supposed to be asleep

[@tool-gun-sys]

once you witness all the EmKay narrators, you get the *golden viewer skin*

[@LesbeansSplatoon]

12:07 Technically, you can factory reset yourself like that. Just let the blood flow until you bleed out.

[@cuber1254]

8:34 you just needed 7 more...

[@crawlinggoose]

14:44 that is exactly what exploring in Morrowind feels like.

[@thegamingnerd4]

0:07 I knew exactly what was coming and I still laughed like an idiot. Peak comedy.

[@DaltonKevinM]

06:50 I used to watch these things called "GIFs with sound" which were basically embryonic memes, which I think may have been the youtube algorithm's gateway drug, but I love Robin's George Carlin-esque biting humor

[@dabanana2396]

1:40 woody woodpecker

[@thewoodpeckers655]

If emkay was a toothpaste it would be 10/10 dentists recommended.

[@jonebone2914]

"One second you're watching something on the piemations channel the next you're watching some dork read memes off the internet for you." Actually... yeah

[@kristindewitt5594]

Robin: i abandoned my animal crossing vil- U WOT

[@Liggliluff]

(6:05) Similar to; turns on science based KZbin video. It's using Imperial units.

[@the-rickster]

F in frog stands for frog R in frog stands for rrog O in frog stands for orog G in frog stands for grog

[@Icedicere]

"give me a week to understand" Ok google, set an alarm for next week We going to wait your word funny man

[@Omgitzfluffles]

6:50 exactly how I found this channel and now it's my favorite channel.

[@Mr.Bluguy]

9:54 They didnt eaven replace the world with a giant norway. I am disapointet

[@dellvoid]

1:29 is literally me for the entirety of my life

[@TheTNTwither]

6:58 that’s exactly what happened to me. I was watching the scented candle video when an Emkay video showed up

[@uncoolbob9653]

Literally every dream I ever had was falling from a high place sooo that's a good sign

[@mowenk6522]

3:08 That literally happened while i'll was watching that.

[@tyalan7152]

6:52 Glad you're a fan of Piemations.

[@tilleythecreator4462]

For any random person who was wondering how much it cost to eat 642 chicken nuggets- its roughly about $145-$160 according to my calculations and where I got the pricing. May be different though due to the inflation of pricing nowadays

[@DumbKeitha]

Robin: “We’re getting real close to that revolt part.” Robin after seeing the riot at the Capital in America: “I should not have said that. I REALLY should not have said that.”

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

I think robin would be more like "i don't wanna say 'I told you' but, yeah I told you"

[@itsyourgirl9617]

The fact that it took me a second to get the legend-dairy joke is concerning

[@NextDavidAttenborough]

oh you mean the coke milk joke?

[@BUGFlower413]

8:33 He didn't paralyse, he's just a Homestuck

[@jahelthegamer6827]

6:44 yes sometimes I’m watching someone firing a machine gun then I could be watching emkay for no reason

[@bobbysriracha]

All jokes aside, robin’s sonic impression is the best I have ever heard

[@notriley100]

1:06 Y’ALL, ITS LEGIT 6;40 AM WHERE I AM RN, AND I HAVE’T SLEPT YET 💀